Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General./sthg/ #1845 - Cooking Edition>Sonic News<SXSW Sonic panel planned for March 16 (tomorrow )https://schedule.sxsw.com/2019/events/PP102317Sonic's movie design leakedhttp://www.tssznews.com/2019/03/04/live-action-sonic-film-design-revealed/http://www.tssznews.com/2019/03/04/second-full-body-sonic-movie-render-emerges/http://www.tssznews.com/2019/03/06/rumor-another-sonic-movie-sonic-render-has-leaked/http://www.tssznews.com/2019/03/08/the-3-sonic-renders-that-have-leaked-are-not-the-final-designs/Sonic Mania Adventures Papercraft Shortshttps://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1086024824357453824https://twitter.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/1096134691650846721Mania devs create new development studio called Evening Starhttps://www.gameinformer.com/2019/02/11/sonic-mania-developers-form-new-studio-called-evening-star>General Interest Links<General Link Compilationhttps://pastebin.com/gSsdpUB5/sthg/'s Drawfag Booruhttp://sthg.booru.org/sthg/ Cytubehttps://cytu/be/r/sthg (replace / between u and b with a dot)IDW Comicshttps://mega.nz/#F!65oBCaoQ!8lkn8JebzaZensDJbLxDegPrevious Zone: >>247133171
When is Eggman N-Word going to show up in IDW?
>>247162486IIRC mandates won't let him appear.
>>247162486When bigotry and racism is exterminated for good
Thrash was the hero the comic deserved. His only wrong-doing was loving the world and it's well being too much.He saved Mobius in a way Sonic never could.
>>247162463Where is the option for "I like the idea but I dread the execution "
>>247162668Just pretend it'll be fine
Sonic Adventure remake lads!
>>247162486Earliest next year because Ian Flynn loves his drawn out story arcs!
>>247162576Mandates have nothing to do with it. He has a Sonic Channel profile, he's appeared in first-party material. There's nothing stopping him from showing up. The problem is likely Ian thinking he knows better than the source material.
>>247162795The problem is year long story arcs.
19 hours and 18 minutes until disappointment.https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?iso=20190316T13&p0=24&font=cursive
>>247162761Shut up, god.
>>247162627Based Neggaman.He will rise again only to be racially insensitive towards mobians and spread racist ideologies towards the youth of every species.
>>247162761I don't trust modern Sega with that.
The annual shouldn't be more what we want out of Sonic than the actual comic.
What a cute family!
>>247162863Tick tock modernbabs.
>>247162486Several characters are not allowed by Sega to appear in the IDW comics:Eggman NegaSolaris, Iblis and Mephiles or any other direct reference to Sonic 06Fang the Sniper, Bark the Polar Bear and Bean the DynamiteMighty the Armadillo and Ray the Squirrel(And naturally any reference to anything from Sonic Chronicles, which carried over from Archie)
>>247162761Aw yeah! This is happenin!
>>247163019Its to bad about the Sonic Chronicles stuff, while the game wasn't that great, I do like the ideas in the story, and the use of bringing back up Knuckles's clan as well as Emerl's backstory and mixing it into one connected plot.Also having Shade was nice, since more Sonic girls that are able to take action alongside Blaze and to a lesser extent Rouge was neat.
Why can't we have a Sonic comic with the same energy as Super Mario Adventures or Super Mario Kun?
>>247163497Seriously IDW rarely looks this much fun.
>>247163497We only get western comics, and those Mario books were made in Japan.
I can't believe it's finally happening bros. Just one more day until Adventure kino is back!
>>247163497Because SEGA lost the console war.
>>247162576The problem is Ian with his lies.
>>247163672Is it the Adventure trilogy of SA1, SA2 and 06?
>>247163672Man, I can't believe is threatening to shoot me if I don' buy his game.
>>247163019>Sonic 06Is dead and done.>Classic Sonic CharactersThey're barred from the Modern Sonicverse.>chronicles Penders.The only odd one out is Nega, and that's most likely leftovers from the archie contract.
>>247163636This comic was made by a westerner.
>>247163874Pfft, the conspiracy nut again.
Do we like the GUN Commander?
>>247163626Eh, that's a trend in modern comic design. Too clean, too superficially professional. It's a side-effect of the overcrowded market for illustrators, and it continues because it doesn't hurt the company, just the product and its creators.
The little line between Sonic's eyes looks like a camel toe.
>>247164315I like the little character moment he has with Shadow in Expert Mode, where he apologizes for his actions, and invites Shadow to see his newly born grand kid.To bad that's stuck behind Expert Mode, meaning no casual players will ever know about that.
>>247164315I enjoyed him. He was a real hardass who did more to paint Shadow as a rebel or destructive entity than anything the character himself ever pulled off.
>>247162863More like 19 hours and 18 minutes until modernfag seething. Screencap this.
>One person starts following your art account and leaves comment in multiple drawings. Feels good man. What are you all up to this wonderful friday afternoon, fellow anons?
>>247164315Yes. He's one of the franchise's more developed characters despite him appearing in only 2 games and being important to the story in only one of them.
>>247163626Modern manga rarely looks this much fun either.
>>247164885What's your account? I'll follow you too. And my afternoon is going pretty well. Thanks for asking.
Next gen game when?
Should Tempest work for GUN?
>>247164603Chaos literally did nothing wrong, they hot him for no reason.Surprisingly blackpilled.
>>247165021>Chaos and Tikal have a childWhat the fuck
>>247164761Why can't the comic look like this? Seriously.
>>247165021>Maria the Hedgehogno?
>>247165040She'll be like JC Denton, but one who has put all of her skill points in swimming and cooking.
>>247165021>Archieshit>Maria the Hedgehog>Sonic Underground but no Bardonicabsolutely disgusting
>>247165219So...not like JC at all.
>>247165258Aaaannd followed. Thanks, anon.
>>247161884Not necessarily, Nega could be from a cousin or sibling.
>>247165040The only job Tempest needs is a blowholejob
>>247165361No, thank you! c:
>>247165318> Implying JC didn't canonically max out his swimming.You just know he had to loot every corner of those flooded hong kong tunnels to search for dirt on megacorps and maggie chow.
>>247165502That would be extremely painful
>>247165467They frame it in a way which heavily points to him being related directly to Eggman himself, since his actions would have less impact if they did that.
>>247162486Last time he was asked he hadn't checked if he was okay to use or not yet.
>>247164198>>Sonic 06>Is dead and done.We are depressingly hitting the point where a lot of people say 06 has redeeming qualities. I've noticed a lot of Sonic youtubers saying they don't think it's the worst Sonic game anymore and that it has good part.I also to my surprise found a giant rant video from some random who claimed Sega needs to bring back Mephiles as a recurring villain.Yeah I can't believe it either.
Isn't it strange how the only audience members in TSR are Chao? Where are the actual animal people?
>>247165575Was getting fucked part of her plan?
>>247165732This fanbase is fucking pathetic.
>>247164198>Is dead and done.They reference it enough times in the series already, which shows it isn't forgotten at least on the Japanese side of Sega.
>>247165764After Forces, we should never do that again unless they actually design NPCs properly.
>>247165732>I've noticed a lot of Sonic youtubers saying they don't think it's the worst Sonic game anymoreI played it after 100%ing Forces and Boom. I legitimately think both games are worse than 06, which isn't to say 06 wasn't terrible itself. It's ludicrous how trash the franchise has become that supposed franchise-altering disasters like 06 have become a regular occurrence.
>>247165764Isn't it weird how Sega completely ignores Marine is a character and she would have made a fuck load more sense with Blaze and Silver in TSR then fucking Vector who already has his own team he could drive with?
>>247165732>We are depressingly hitting the point where a lot of people say 06 has redeeming qualities.They aren't wrong.The music is amazing.Shadow's story is great.Mephiles is kinda cool.The game is still shit though
>>247165896It's just really strange that the only ones watching are tiny creatures who can't even speak English.
>>247165732Every Sonic game gets that treatment. A Sonic game will come out, get terrible reviews but still sell well, then years later people (likely kids who grew up with the game) come out of the woodwork proclaiming the game was actually good, possibly great even. The thing about 06 is that this has happened multiple times now. We saw a tiny glimpse of it with Rise Of Lyric but it'll really get bad in a few years.
>>247165928What's weird is that you are expecting logical decision making from Sega.
>>247165618Not unless he was the only Robotnik to make a lasting impact on the world and family name.
>>247165928Marine doesn't fit the power archetype. It's a dumb rule, but it's there.
>>247165764TSR takes place on a different world altogether.
>>247165928Marine isn't a Power character, whereas Vector is. Vector has also been known to race with those outside his main team, as seen in Free Riders.
>>247165732I will always defend Shadow's story
>>247166097Why's Spagonia there then? Or does it just look like it? Getting some Crash Nitro Kart vibes here.
>>247166154It was stupid in Free Riders and it's stupid now.
>>247166207We don't know enough about the game's plot yet to say what takes place where. It's better to wait for more information before speculating.
>>247166081>>247166154Its bullshit, but I guess they gotta whore Vector onto a team again.
If the games writing actually improved would that affect other parts of franchise?
Shadow's story wasn't good in 06, you are thinking about two or three cutscenes and conflating that with the entire experience.
I miss when Sonic was anime, Colours fucked everything up.
>>247166402A lot of game purists want to deny it, but the truth is that the quality of a game's writing is the primary vehicle for sustained discussion and fandom surrounding the game. Not necessarily in the sense that the writing has to be amazing, but at the very least it has to be not completely barebones and provides enough to inspire fandom surrounding the characters and events themselves. Improved writing means more fan works, which means more fans willing to get involved with official licensed products like the comics and cartoons, which will in turn make it more likely that those products will be better.
>>247166195Shadow in 06 was a really nice epilogue to his story arc from Heroes, Shadow and if you want to include it Battle. Showing that a guy like Mephiles using his future doesn't change what he knows must be done, which is a nice parallel to Black Doom in his own game using his past.I also really the whole scene where Rouge tells Shadow that she'll stay by his side, they've been a team in every game up to that point, and its nice to see a clear strong friendship between the two despite how serious Shadow can be and his need bottle up his emotions.
ABT? Is... Is he okay?
>>247166721He's okay with me.
>>247166721He is as okay as the people who commission him are.
>Unleashed boost>Colors wisp>Gens boost>Lost World wisp>Forces boostCalling it now, next game will be wisp focused.
>>247166598It was pretty clear there was a clear attempt and passion for the series all the way to 06, but that game killed the anime story telling era of Sonic.Now we're in the only Sonic is allowed to do anything and pandering only nostalgia every game era.
>>247166856Forces was also wisp focused.
>>247162984Wby are they dating young versions of each other? Are they Cream fans?
>>247166721He is following his rainbow.Truly a man that takes the sonic message to heart.
>>247167002>>247167029What the fuck why did it post twice?
>>247167061>datingThat's their fucking children you degenerate.
>>247166856Looks like Wisp kino is back on the menu lads.
>>247167117Different people posting the same thing
>>247166721Dude was paid to draw Alicia and Buns. What do you want from him?
>>247166990Unleashed kinda had it (same as the portable games around that time) but it was definitely the transition point.
>>247167203I want tails to be a rude boy again.
>>247163672>CG render Sonic in place of soulful art SonicNO THIS CAN'T BE AW YEAH THIS IS HAPPENINGTHERE'S NO REASON TO HYPER GO ONWHAT WHAT AM I MADE OFFFFFFFFF
>>247166445Shadow's story only stood out because the two other stories in 06 were so shit. As usual, things only seem good in this franchise when they're compared to other things that are objectively bad. Anything that's halfway decent will of course look amazing by default when you compare it to something that's downright irredeemably terrible.
>>247166716This.I'm disappointed that everyone tends to ignore that nice end to his character arc. They'd rather rag on a few horribly translated lines in his titular game as if it represents the whole character.And of course, >>anything from '06 >>good>OHNONONOAHAHAHA
I expect at least the movie trailer at minimum tomorrow.
>>247166716>>247167436Pfft you fucking nerds no one cares about story in a Sonic game.
>>247167608>Caring about the gameplay in a Sonic game>Caring about Sonic>Caring about anything at allPlease leave.
>>247164761I really dig the art style to this thing.
>>247167608Clearly Sega did in the early 2000s
>>247167701I only care about one thing and one thing only. Cute pictures.
>>247167757And people laughed at them until they stopped.
>>247167608As the games key staying shit and the community becomes more divisive and autistic, storyfags will increasingly make up a considerable part of what's left of this fan base. /sthg/ itself is the most poignant example of this.
>>247168143I have a secret. Even though I made that post, I am a story fag. Games are 100 times better when you are invested in a scenario that gives context to the gameplay.
>>247166445Then what was bad about it?
>>247168286As the fandom ages, only the lowest scum that the community can offer will cling onto the franchise. You won't be very lonely.
>>247165732>We are depressingly hitting the point where a lot of people say 06 has redeeming qualities.Look at what came right after it.
I never contribute positively to any Sonic discussion and when this general enters one of their many shitflinging matches I simply complain about it as if they're the ones who are the problem.
>>247167984And now people are realizing how god awful the the games can be on top of the plots, and because Sega doesn't seem like they really try anymore.
gonna have sex with Tails brb
Adventure 3 is coming. Ya'll ain't ready for tomorrow.
>>247168593Even if it did come, it wouldn't be good.
>>247168593>>247168654Sonic 06 was Adventure 3.
>>247168654to be fair the original two adventures weren't really that good either. they just seem good because everything else is fucking shit
>>247166207Spagonia is in the human world, just like the chao.>>247166081>>247166154Blaze is strong enough to be the power and Silver could be speed.
>>247168654Even so it would have happened. It would finally put demands to rest.
>>247168714>and Silver could be speed.>slow rat>speed
Do you even WANT a 'Sonic Adventure 3'?
>>247168709I hate playing SA2 with a passion but I fucking love SA1 and I'd much rather play it than most 3D platformers then and now.
>>247168687By that logic, Sonic 4 is Sonic 4.>but the physics are different!So are the ones in 06 compared to Adventure.
>>247168853I WANT a good 3d Sonic game, I don't care what they call it.
>>247168740An Adventure 3 (I'm not talking about one in spirit, I'm talking about a game literally named Sonic Adventure 3) would be the death knell for this franchise unless unless it was executed almost flawlessly.>>247168853I want the Adventure formula to return. I do not want a 'Sonic Adventure 3'>>247168894But SA2 is way better than SA1.
>>247168853I want Boost to die and for Sonic Team to give a shit again.
>>247166195>Even if the world stands against me, I will always defend Shadow's story like I always have*swoons*>>247166445The parts that focused on his character were good, the rest was exposition when he interacted with the other 2 protagonists.
>>247168897I don't know anon, 06 follows the adventure formula to a t. It's pretty much an adventure game in all but name.
>>24716726106 ended anime Sonic, Unleashed was Pixar Sonic which transitioned to Colors which is CalArts cartoon Sonic which culminated in Boom. Lost World is Mario Sonic with Forces being parody Sonic.
How could a Sonic Adventure 3 be executed flawlessly when both Adventure games are complete wrecks?
>>247169094>06 follows the adventure formula to a t.No chao garden.
>>247169094But the tone and staples like a kart racing minigame and chao garden weren't there. It's as much Sonic Adventure 3 as Odyseey is Super Mario 64 2.
>>247167203Versions of them that look more like Sonic characters.
>>247169152Not that anon but it couldn't. At best the game would be decent, but that won't be good enough.
What are our thoughts on Shadow's character in '06? His story is usually agreed to be decent, but what about Shadow himself?Was having him join G.U.N. a logical decision?
>>247168974No, SA2 has too much shit level design and not enough speed levels.
>>247169268I'd be absolutely amazed if Sonic Team could even make a decent game now.
>>247169152You somehow get people to lower their expectations but seeing as how adventurebabs largely view their favorite games through a nostalgic lens like every other erafag, the hype will never die.
>>247168479[name]...>>247168790He's as fast as Sonic and Shadow.
>>247169403>He's as fast as Sonic and Shadow.Source: my fucking ass
Am I the only one who liked Adventure 2? The game had a lot of longevity thanks to missions, ranks, and chao garden. Multiplayer was fun for what it was too. They don't make games that packed anymore.
>>247169403>He's as fast as Sonic and Shadow.Pfft no.
>>247162494I want this costume back, my dick needs it
>>247169242We have TSR and it has Chao and Crush 40, so TSR is as close to Adventure 3 as we'll get. Who's your daddy now, Shadow?>>247169315It was a nice development to his character, especially with 2 people close to him being affiliated with the organization.
>>247169525>Am I the only one wh-No. You're not.
>>247168853I want it, I'm just not sure I want it from current Sonic Team.
>>247169606I still can't believe those bastards didn't give Rouge a costume for the Olympic games.Imagine Rouge in a gymnastics leotard.
>>247169643Well you're kind of right. It does have the most Adventure representation we've seen in years.
>>247169463>>247169538He can air boost and he's shown to be extremely fast in Gens, not to mention his introduction being Rivals.
>>247169801>he's shown to be extremely fast in Gens,Not canon.>RivalsNot canon.
>>247165021What is this autistic shit?
>>247169928Not him but how the fuck is Gens non canon?
>>247162402Mina Milestone Maybe?
Am I the only one who loves the Deadly Six and the Wisps and wants to see them in more games?
>>247168897>Sonic 4 is Sonic 4Well no shit.As this >>247169094 anon said, it follows the Adventure formula super closely.The game also has a Chao in Space III poster, which was a running theme of SA1 and SA2. Also like SA1 and SA2:B they planned to have Super Sonic playable, but cut him out. The real problem is that 06 is a bad game, but it was clear what the intent by Sega was.
>>247170091Forces said Classic Sonic is from another dimension and it's the most recent game therefore he is no longer from the past therefore Generations is non canon.
>>24717014506 pretty much killed the adventure formula since they took nearly every aspect of it and implemented it in the worst possible way they could've carried it out. Though I could see the chao garden making a comeback.
>>247169315A nice result of the Gun Commander's reconciliation with Shadow, can stick with the trusted comrades that he gained, and allows him to be a hero distinct from Sonic's wandering hero role.
>>247170201Didn't Iizuka retcon classic Sonic to have always been from the classic dimension even before Forces? This would mean that classic Sonic in generations was from a different dimension as well.
>>247170121I like the Deadly Six but would have liked to see them more fleshed out.
How the fuck is the Sonic movie's plot going to work? Sonic doesn't have any character flaws that can be expanded on to form a hero's journey. The only examples I can think of that are SATAM and Rise of Lyric.
>>247170201Okay but Silver is seen clashing with Infinite who is quote "Faster Than Sonikku" so whatever anon maybe it's time to stop caring about what Iizuka thinks and to just let the software speak for itself
>>247170601Infinite was holding back.
>>247169315A natural evolution of Shadow's character. I wish they hadn't dropped G.U.N. and actual stories after '06. As a government agent, Shadow represents control. As such, his moralities and duties may not align or even contradict Sonic's, giving them a good reason to fight. Shadow can continue being Sonic's rival without it being detrimental to his character (ex: him fighting Sonic just because he's an asshole who wants to be superior)
>>247169928Okay but Forces has Silver air boosting sooo
>>247170694I don't know
>>247170751And he got wrecked immediately because he was too slow
>>247170601Would being to tag somebody who's purposefully trying to come in contact with you to inflict physical harm count as being able to keep up with them? Sonic was able to hit Infinite in his boss fight too.
>>247170557>Sonic doesn't have any character flaws that can be expanded on to form a hero's journey.He goes through people's trash for leftover good metacritic reviews.>>247170694Even Sonic couldn't beat Infinite alone, only the OC could.
>>247170201They just meant that Classic Sonic being from an alternate dimension is because the timeline split after Generations.Modern timeline: 1 > CD > 2 > 3&K > Adventure > etc > Generations > Lost World > ForcesClassic timeline: 1 > CD > 2 > 3&K > Generations > Mania > Forces > Mania Plus
You guys excited for tomorrow?
there is no canon and you are all fools for arguing over it. Please stop. Y'all are embarrassing yourselves by obsessing over the minutia in this platforming video games series.
>*fucks off for half a year and isn't heard from even once in a time where the world is in major peril*
>>247170557>implying Sonic is going to get character developmentTom is the main character anon.
>>247171080excited and scared. It's going to be not just about what's coming soon but also the future of the franchise. I'm scared because nothing ever seems to work out for Sonic
Sonic the Hedgehog is now exactly the same as Super Mario Bros.The canon can be anything you want it to be.
What are you hoping for from SXSW?
>>247171167Maria isn't canon anymore
>>247171167Shadow is second in command of the Give Up Gang.
>>247171196You think its going to be one of THOSE cg movies?
>>247169928>Rivals>Not canonThe fact that its how everyone re-meets Silver, and the fact Eggman Nega's "whole descendant of Eggman" thing came from that and is confirmed canon from his official Japanese profile, I'm gonna say the Rivals games are canon.
The next Sonic channel wallpaper is Silver.
>>247171382>thinkI fucking know it will be.
>>247171290literally anything positive for Modern Sonic. I don't care if it's a cartoon or a game or what. I just want to know they still care about the series beyond Mario&Sonic and merchandiseAlso Mania 2 or an announcement it's being worked on and will be released eventually
>>247165502That would technically be like sticking you dick in her nose
>>247171167I think Uekawa like drawing hands. Everytime he draws a characters hands they are always in an interesting position.
>>247171483elaborate, I'm curious on your take. I was hoping for an adventure focusing on sonic
>>247171451Lame.Is what I would be saying, if I didn't love this artstyle so much.
>>247170740Colors DS also adds in a neat reason for them to be rivals as well, as Shadow's challenge for Sonic turns out to be him making sure he's up for fighting Eggman, a clear sign that he cares. But yeah, him being a member of GUN could have lead to nice conflicts between them, Generations just randomly put a stick up Shadow's ass for no reason to for him to want to fight Sonic.
The only thing that's canon is sonadow
>>247171290I'm trying to set my expectations realistically and hoping that it's only 90% awful.
>>247171694Tsundere Shadow is real cute.He can act like he doesn't care all he wants, but we all know he does.
>>247171451I can hardly wait desu
>>247171816He's a cutie.
>>247171290More Classic and no Modern.
>>247171618it's a movie for little kids. Their parents still need to go with them and need to be entertained. That's why Tom is there. He's for the clueless adults who have never touched a video game beyond Candy Crush. They need something to keep their interest. Sonic is there for the kids
>>247171167Its because that would mean Sonic can't be the only one competent enough to beat Eggman, I'm sure that's the same reason Blaze wasn't around for Forces. Both her and Shadow could easily deal with Eggman's shit while Sonic is gone, but the series treats Sonic as the second coming of Christ and everyone else just has their thumbs up their asses.What's worst is Rouge never says a single word about the fake Shadow running around, despite the fact she was with Shadow when Sonic was attacked, and she is friends with him, so you'd think she'd comment.
>>247171917DON'T WORRY BUDDY
>>247171507Hey, I don't judge the rest of /sthg/ on their weird fetishes okay
>>247172005I hate this
>>247171943I honestly cant imagine too many parents of small children in 2019 not knowing characters like sonic
>>247171019That actually... kinda makes sense now.
>>247171917What a hedgelet
If they don't make Shadow's chao canon I'll kill myself.
>>247172086Yeah the Sonic timeline's getting as convoluted as the Halloween timeline.
>>247171182That's dirty money. Never trust a bird.
>>247172218Shadow Chao is pretty rad and needs to exist.
What is boom shadow's personality?
>>247172078they know he's a video game/cartoon character but probably nothing else. You underestimate how clueless some people are. I worked in gamestop for a few years and the amount of parents who couldn't find whatever new Pokemon games were out or Call of Duty or whatever was popular at the time was astounding. And these were all big games with huge posters out in the front of the store. They just don't know what any of them are and they don't care. Maybe it really is different in 2019 but ~2008-2014 this was the norm for my store
Amy loves Sonic through everything. Even if Sonic doesn't feel the same way about her. Unless, he's a tsundere.
>>247172313"Ow the Edge" but unironically.
>>247171992>Blaze wasn't around for ForcesOr Cream>>247172218It's in the Sonic Channel wallpapers so it's already more canon than Wisps
>>247172313A dick who's a dick for the sake of being a dick.
>>247172078Are you fucking kidding. Sonic is nothing in the world of normie parents and roastie moms. The closest thing they know is Pokemon and Candy Crush, that's it.
>>247172313that one guy who's a dick for no reason other than comedic effect
>>247171484>literally anything positive for Modern Sonic.TSR>>247171697Sonic even has the girl 'hog nose, I guess Shadow was lying about being gay and that's why he had to die.
>>247172451Sonic was more recognized than Mickey Mouse in the 90s
>>247172062You'll love this then
>>247172656everything about this photo pisses me off
>>247172656>no glovesThis is a blue board
>>247172352If he didn't find her physically attractive he wouldn't let her anywhere near him ever.
>>247172054Just making sure people understand the implications. I've seen entire threads dedicated to nostril-fucking so I'm sure someone's into it. I'd rather smash the tailhole to be honest. Dolphins have extremely aesthetically pleasing cock portals.
>>247172630I mean beyond TSR. Not everyone who's into Sonic is also into racing games. I want something that plays like a Sonic game, be it Adventure, Boost, or something in the vein of Classic Sonic
>>247172636That was over 20 years ago.
>>247172313Utterly mindbroken puppet who'd do literally anything his mischievous dead girlfriend's ghost tells him to.
>>247171514He always draws characters posing with cool hand gestures, almost as if they're throwing subtle gang signs.
>>247172821That's kind of hot actually...
>>247172636Source? Other than online gaming forums and deviantart groups you were in at the time?
>>247172656>'''''''ultimate''''''' lifeform>permanently 3'3 in lifts
>>247172884He's suffering from PTSD anon.
>>247173069Sonic is a bully.
>>247173069Does Shadow have a Napoloen complex?
I wonder how Sonic feels about his son being better than him.
>>247162463PULL MY IBLIS TRIGGER
>>247173384There's no better feeling known to man
>>247172921probably some random documentary or article. But that statement doesn't really mean anything. They would all say <newest big phenomenon> is bigger and well known to kids than Mickey Mouse/Jesus Christ/<other figure> all the time. Pokemon, Sonic, Yugioh, etc. anything new and popular with kids that 30+ year olds didn't personally understand the appeal of
>>247172784Tempest has all kinds of holes and it would be a crime to leave any of them unsmashed
So who is the most powerful animal character given their maximum potential?
>>247173479Are we talking about sex or murder
>>247173562Cucky, just look at this alpha male
>>247173562sonic because he's the main characterif you don't like that logic then I guess Shadow
>>247173562Vector based on species alone should be absolutely unstoppable.
>>247173562Well, Shadow with his Inhibitors is perfectly capable of matching or even defeating Sonic or Silver, so...if he took those off, probably him?
sooo how about that announcmenet
>>247173562Humans are animals and Mario & Sonic exists so the most powerful character is Mario.
>>247173562Tails, because his maximum potential is a mystical nine-tailed fox spirit with absolute speed and absolute intelligence that far surpasses Sonic and Eggman at their absolute best.But for now, we'll have to settle for "SONIC!! HELP ME!!!"
>>247173562the little dragons you could get in Wild Canyon. Those were great
>>247173847Sparky, are you doubling down on your Tails wanking? Last time you were saying Tails could grow up to match Sonic and Eggman, now you're saying he can well surpass them.
Does Amy have any purpose besides wanting to get banged by Sonic and have his bastard children?
>>247173847>Tails>maximum potential is a mystical nine-tailed fox spirit >with absolute speed and absolute intelligence >surpasses Sonic and Eggman at their absolute best.i love you
I just realized Shadow's schlorpy fruity nature means you could make tea by having him put his ungloved finger in your cup of hot water for like half a minute.
>>247173951Surpassing the mentors is the nature of a sidekick. Just look at Wally West.
>>247173951Well to be fair, Tails(back when he used to do shit) is pretty goddamn incredible for an eight year old.
>>247173831I mean definition 2 in the dictionary not definition 1
>>247174013I want to make a PB&J sandwich with Shadow's blood as a substitute for jelly.
>>247174043That's a false equivalence. Sonic isn't a video game franchise, not a comic book franchise. Tails was created to be Sonic's sidekick and fulfill that role permanently.
>>247174013Look, I know we like to make Shadow is gay jokes, but are you trying to tell me he is an ACTUAL fruit now?
>>247174243Shadow is both figuratively and literally a fruit
>>247174161Doesn't change the fact that Tails' profiles commonly state that he has yet to reach his full potential. Status quo means that the potential will never be reached, but will always be lurking under the surface. Almost every other character is a rival that can match Sonic. Tails is a bit different, being a weaker Sonic NOW that can be better than Sonic in the Future. Tails at his full potential would be superior to every other character. That is something we'd likely never see, though, because of the reason you have already pointed out.
>>247174346>>247174374you are all insane.
>>247172656>I age and you don'tAnd you'll die and he won't
>>247174458Maybe, it's unclear.
>>247174463Shadow will die eventually when entropy consumes the universe.
BEHOLD Doctor, I can FLYit's been ten years[/spoilers]
8 year old Tails is far faster than 8 year old Sonic, but slower than 15 year old Sonic. That is the nature of Tails.
>>247174447>he has yet to reach his full potential. I don't disagree with you at all here. It's just the full extent of Tails' potential that's the issue of contention.>Tails at his full potential would be superior to every other character.This is where I have to say you're counting way too much on spurious speculation. The only thing we know is that Tails has potential, but we can't exactly quantify it. If you're willing to apply your headcanon on this, go straight ahead, but don't go proclaiming it like it's a fact.
Post good OC design
Why were Tangle and Whisper added when they don't add much of anything to the story or world?
>>247174463That's not a bad thing. Immortality means watching all of your friends grow old and die around you.Shadow will probably end up sitting at a wrinkly old Rouge's death bed. He'll be there at her burial, young as ever. He'll watch everyone's kids and grandkids grow old and die, too. Eventually he'll either kill himself or die of an injury too severe for even him to survive, and G.U.N. will disect his body for research purposes. The world will celebrate because it's a good thing that the evil alien superweapon is finally gone.
>>247174621We don't even know how fast Sonic was when he was younger. If his classic version is any indication, he's not really much slower (outside of abilities like the boost) than he is now.
>>247174748Well, we already know that Tails, for whatever reason, was given a "400IQ Attack" in Sonic Battle while Eggman has only ever been stated to possess an IQ of 300. In that regard, Tails' full potential is being smarter than Eggman. Tails already has an advantage over Sonic by being able to Fly, so the same kind of thing could exist there as well. There's a very good possibility that, just like how Wally West surpassed Barry Allen's speed, Tails' full potential could be even faster than Sonic. Although I usually think of Wally being more similar to Sonic's personality and Tails is more similar to Barry. Wally being faster is actually because of his Sonic-like personalty while Barry is more of a scientist who's not as in-tune with the "spirituality" of the speed force like Wally.
>>247173847FUCK OFF SPARKY.
Tails absolutely is more competent than Sonic just look at Lost World.
>>247173847Tails isn't a fox spirit, he's just a two tailed mutant, you stupid fuck.
If Classic is an alternate timeline and physically identical to Sonic's childhood appearance, doesn't that mean Mania Sonic will STILL just grow up into a version of modern Sonic.That sounds like the only way it'd be internally consistent
>>247175387Mania Sonic grows up into X Sonic.
>>247174829What do any of Sonic's shitty friends add to the story or world?
>>247175337I don't mind tan chest fur on Shadow>>247175410I wonder what his family/squad was like pre-war
>>247175424delete that immediately
>>247175110>Well, we already know that Tails, for whatever reason, was given a "400IQ Attack" in Sonic Battle while Eggman has only ever been stated to possess an IQ of 300.People have mocked you for this and I think your 'reasoning' for jumping to this conclusion is trite so I can't believe what you're saying here at all.>Tails already has an advantage over Sonic by being able to Fly, so the same kind of thing could exist there as well. Flying isn't the same thing as running fast. Tails requires his twin tails to keep with Sonic's running speed to begin with. If you're claiming that Tails can augment his speed with his twin tails beyond that of Sonic's then it's evidently very questionable owing to what I stated prior. Besides, Sonic already has more ways of boosting his speed that Tails doesn't have access to.>There's a very good possibility that, just like how Wally West surpassed Barry Allen's speed, Tails' full potential could be even faster than Sonic.No idea why you continually insist on comparing a video game series to a comic book series. The characters, settings and other plot elements aren't analogous to each other on a case by case basis.
>>247175510The first one is just Dreamcast SA1 Sonic, don't (You) me
>>247168853I want a decent 3D Sonic I don't care what it is just give it to me. Hell I'd take a musou.
rate my oc. his name is jeff the monkey
>>247175456Some of the friends are unnecessary (Chaotix) but characters like Knuckles and Shadow shed light on story elements such as the Chaos Emeralds and the backstory of Eggman.
>>247164885I think I'm done studying for the night, a little bit sleepy.>>247171080Yeah.
>>247171514I was going to make a post saying sega is dumb for not using cool stylized art like this for box art and promotional materials, but then I realized its an industry wide thing and interesting boxes and promo art are rare now.
>>247173136>group formed around thing claiming thing was the biggest thing evar back whenNot that hard to put together.>>247173476That probably figures, if it was even that.
>>247175995>such as the Chaos Emeralds and the backstory of Eggman.None of which are important now
>>247176035Studying on a friday night?
>>247176135b-but they're important to me...
>>247171080more so curious, but ye
>>247175976fuck. is this better
>>247176135Yeah but that's only because of shit writing in the new games.
>>247176167oh anon, you aren't important.
Thoughts on this? It is Sonic Paradox's other adaptation of Sonic 1.https://youtube.com/watch?v=e7Jqvh3PO6E
>>247172451How old are we talking here? Anyone past the age of 20 knows who Sonic is.
>>247176149Uh huh. I did some online assignments (despite not being an online class) and I took some notes. I have an exam on Monday. Tomorrow I'll relook at my study guide, maybe tomorrow morning but not during SXSW.
>>247175424I believe it.
What if Shadow shot up a Mosque?
>>247174043The guy who died from a bullet wound? Besides, Hunter beat the shit out of him and Wally had to go Super Speed God by taking all his friends' Speed Force just to keep up with Hunter. And that was before Hunter became a Force avatar. Barry is on a quest to surpass Wally and the Barrywank is just high enough that they may write him to surpass Wally.>>247173562Probably cat, based on Blaze. She can shoot fire and fire boost and glide, all without any Emerald energy unlike people like Shadow who rely on Emeralds.
>>247176275Can I draw your OC?
What will it take for reviewers to stop acting like 06 is perpetually the "previous sonic title"
>>247176498The idea of Barry going on that Force Quest just felt like he was finally going to learn how to be Sonic. Barry's personality is usually like the direct opposite of Sonic.
>>247176497Shadow is NOT a hedgehog supremacist!He's a good boy!
>>247176497subscribe to t-series
>>247176542hell yeah you can. can you make him look good
>Been eagerly waiting for the SXSW Sonic panel>There's a cool comic/manga/vidya con at the same time on my cityCURSED TIMELINE
>>247176575An amazing 3D Sonic game.
>>247176672go to the con. You will have more fun. The sonic panel ill only last like 30 minutes and 20 of those will be spent on stupid memes and TSR footage we've already seen
>>247176653Err, I'm not a drawfriend so it won't be good, but I just wanted to try.
>>247173984Being the Sally of the resistance in Knuckles' absence.>>247174161>Tails was created to be Sonic's sidekick and fulfill that role permanently.Most comic sidekicks were like that too. Your point should be that Sonic is a Mario-like mascot character who cannot age or end a game on anything short of status quo.
>Game grumps about to play SA2How do we stop this adventure bros?
>>247176672Is it Toronto?
>>247176816Think happy thoughts.
>>247176816oh boy I can't wait for Aaron to shill this on Twitter like he did their Black Knight Let's Play
>>247176672You can do both, anon. Just watch it while you're waiting in line getting your ticket lol.
>>247176816ABSOLUTELY BASED! I can't wait for /ourguy/ to expose that shitty game!
>>247176497>Shadow, you must kill the invaders. Do it for me, Shadow. Kill them all.
>>247176816They've played every mainline Modern Sonic game except for SA2. It's literally only a matter of time.
>>247174447>Tails is a bit different, being a weaker Sonic NOW that can be better than Sonic in the Future. Tails at his full potential would be superior to every other character. For all we know, Sonic hasn't reached full potential yet either. Both he and Shadow have only increased their abilities since they're respective inceptions while Tails only occasionally augments himself with gadgets. You could argue that Tails could build something to help himself gain an advantage in some aspect over Sonic, but he hasn't gained any physical or magical ability since getting a tailwhip attack, he'll probably never be "Sonic but better."
>>247176804I kinda think this, but then again what if something cool happens and I miss the live moment?>>247176889Nope>>247177038If I go, I'd be participating on an art contest during that exact hour.
>>247176816Why not play games that you like or have a chance you'll like?
The next person to call SA2 a shitty game will experience the full power of my Kung Fu Grip™.
>>247174621So kind of like Goten to Goku.>>247174829Just to have something new to elaborate on later as the world becomes more defined and make it feel lived-in, maybe.
>>247177347But it is shit.
>>247177253Here we go again.
>>247175424UH OH MANIA BROS!?
>>247177235>but then again what if something cool happensWhy would something cool ever happen?
>>247176808They never intended at any point to replace Sonic with Tails though.
>>247177268I don't think you get Youtube "critics".
>>247174967>Eventually he'll either kill himself or die of an injury too severe for even him to surviveOr get sealed by Omega forever.>>247175337Never liked Shadow in this art style.
>>247177235Oh no. That's unfortunate. I think you're better off doing the art contest though. It's a gamble though, but I don't think something spectacular would happen.
I’m confident the trailer will show up at SXSW tomorrow. I’m simultaneously excited and scared.
>>247177382I WILL CHOKE YOU LIKE A CHINESE CHICKEN
>>247177268Because you get free trips to Japan from the companies whose games you shit on.
>>247177472Last year Mighty and Ray were revived, that was pretty cool
>>247177592Just like you were confident about wonder park?
>>247175921What is his edgy backstory?>>247176387A lot of parents of little kids I've seen are like 35 and up. Total normans too.
>>247177253WAIT NO THEY CAN'T DO THIS
>>247177592why did you have to remind me that movie exists?
If Blaze grew up believing her flames to be a curse, why didn't she just start fighting with nothing but acrobatics and martial artists, instead of using her fire so much?
Question...why don't Sonic fans dislike and attack the Game Grumps videos? If they make enough of a stink on their videos Aaron will distance himself from them?
>>247177550Maybe not like someone like them, but I suppose playing strange or dumb games is entertaining. I watched some before but like I don't know if I can't describe it.>>247177661Who else even do that? It still upsets me.
>>247177590I blame /sthg/ for hyping this panel up
>>247176643Why would Shadow be a hedgehog supremacist when he's a hedgemutt?
>>247177253>Finally!!!!! I've waited for years to hear Arin scream at sonic adventure 2>Oh sweet lord please tell me Arin will get pissed off every five minutes of this playthrough, and until he does I’m gonna rewatch their Sonic Adventure 1 playlist in anticipation :D
>>247176614I thought it was kind of lame. Not the idea of him needing to learn more about Speed, I like when he travels sometimes and I would have liked it more if Sage and Strength didn't exist (and maybe Still too), but the writing in Rebirth is consistently decent with only a few dips in quality and Price had a great last two issues so I'm hopeful it'll at least not suck.>>247176816What part do you think will make them quit in Hero before they switch to Dark and reach a point to quit there too?
>>247178138I hate this.
>>247177823Please explain why this wouldn't work!
>>247177837I feel like so many places including here do that, that it's hard not to share the same feelings; it's like its infectious. But I think some people are having preposterous standards like another Adventure like game or SA3 and they're going to have a rude awakening tomorrow.>>247177823Because there's a decent amount of fans that also like the Grumps.
>>247177837We have done nothing of the sort.>>247177521And Mario never got replaced by Luigi.
>>247177740one day infinite set jeff's forest on fire and all of jeff's family died. Jeff escaped because he was eating bananas at his local lake but now he swears revenge on dr eggman and infinite's family
Are the Game Grumps playing SA2 tomorrow because Aaron told them SA3 is being revealed???
>g-game grumps are going to m-make fun of muh shitty games!God you Sonicfags are fucking pathetic.
>>247178171I kind of like the idea of the Strength Force cause it gives me a better idea on how super strength can work on an equal level to super speed's space-time shenanigans and stuff. So now when I think of what Knuckles' full potential could be, I have better context than just One Punch Man.
>>247177802Every bit as exciting as the Chaotix getting revived.>>247177781She's fire Elsa, she Let It Go and got over it. For real though, she probably just sucked up her feelings about it because she knew she could use them to help her people but she still resented it so she developed an abrasive personality.
no one would care about game grumps if the sonic twitter didn't constantly shill them
Is it bad that SA2 is my favorite Sonic game and I'm unironically looking forward to GG playing it?
>>247178138>tfw I thought this post was parody
>>247178406Huehue Sonic fags get btfo'd play a real game like Mario instead because funney screaming man said so!
>>247178406Does Arin's wife know that he's cheating on her me?
>>247177739I was, but then I remembered, “it’s Wonder Park, who gives a shit?”Apparently no one else
>>247178392yes anon, because having someone tell their 4+ million subs how shitty SA2 is will really get them interested in SA3
>>247178562Yes. Arin is incompetent at video games. You will just be disappointed.
It's too much of a coincidence that GG started playing a Sonic game right before the Sonic panel at SXSW. Aaron obviously told him about the next Sonic game and GG put out their new LP to capitalize on easy views since people will be talking about Sonic and the new game/cartoon. Maybe tomorrow's announcement is actually quite big
>>247178753Sounds like something retarded Aaron would do.
>>247178539>She's fire Elsa, she Let It Go and got over it.I kinda wish we could see that. Sometimes, it's better for "backstory" to just be story. That's something I decided to do with my own project, and now working on the plot is much easier.
>>247178065>I did not shoot her! I did not. Oh hi Sonic.>>247178531It is a neat enough power, I just don't feel like they needed to be Forces. I could stomach Still, but the other two are pushing it. At the very least, I have yet to warm up to them since Speed is so woven into the lore of DC. For comparison, Still is Shadow and Sage and Strength are Silver as far as warming up to newly introduced things that I have to accept are on the same level as the main thing that had been established from the beginning.>>247178372Nice. Though now that you mention it, I wonder what Infinite's family was like.
>>247178924but it worked so well with Mania! It sold more than 1 million and probably just a little under 1.5 million! That's pretty good for the best Sonic game in 25 years!
>>247176816Stop it? If I'm really lucky maybe we'll get a Bat Baps 2 out of it.
>>247176497Shadow's not Australian dumbass.
>>247178879>starts 2 hours after SXSW panel endsI really have to wonder if Aaron actually did ask them to play SA2.
>>247178879Maybe it is just a coincidence.
>>247176497Shadow the Hedgehog X Spyro crossover when?
>>247178559I was thinking the same.>>247178970>Sometimes, it's better for "backstory" to just be story. Agreed. I know a lot of people dislike Crisis Core, but it was nice to see the world of FFVII in that era and to learn more about Zack. That said, fuck Genesis and fucknow I want to see Infinite dressed in Gackt.
>>247178406>g-game grumps are going to m-make fun of muh shitty games!And get a trip to Sega for it!
>>247178970There's fanfics about that
>>247177823There are more ironic sonic fans than there are real ones.
Imagine having almost 6 million followers and doing nothing with it.
Do we WANT a Sonic Adventure 1/2 Remake?
>>247179465And get an official Sonic twitter completely dedicated to them.
>>247179472it's sad. 5 million followers and < 2 million actually buy the games, even the good one that was hyped to hell and marketed specifically to these nonfans>>247179878not with the current developers, no
Rouge is cute. Cute!
>>247179637>>247180024More people to try to turn into GG fans. That is why the Sonic franchise exists, right? As part of the Game Grumps marketing campaign? By the way, I'm not Aaron haha.
>>247179427He's such a good boy!
>>247179637Never forget the 6 million.
You guys realize that you support one of the worst video game franchises out there, right? A mascot that fell from grace 15 years ago and hasn't managed to recover. The only vidya franchise I can think of that's even more of a joke than Sonic the Hedgehog is motherfucking Bubsy. Arin and other eceleb faggots have every fucking right to make fun of it.I'm not trying to shitpost or make people angry, I love Sonic. I'm a huge Adventurefag. But there's just a point where you all have to realize that maybe you're getting angry over something that is pretty justified.
Maria is kinda hot.
>>247180080Only with makeup. She looks like shit when al natural.
I just don't understand what the point of appealing to GG fans is. Like I could understand literally anyone else. Pewdiepie, Markiplier, etc. But why GG? Arin has never enjoyed a Sonic game ever. Why would his fans ever buy a Sonic game? Why other trying to convince them? Sure they'll like Sonic as a character but they're not going to buy the games. They'll wait for Arin to play them and enjoy the free content that's available like Mania Adventures but do nothing else. There's no pointI don't get it
>>247180134Do you think he's soft?
Who's ready for the kids to ask the real questions at tomorrow's panel?
>>247180246Does anyone else hate stuff like pic related where they repurpose the eyelids to act like eyebrows and just kind of hope no one notices or cares (which I guess most don't)?
>>247180246I disagree. I'm not going pretend the games are flawless, but Arin plays the games with the intent to make them look bad, and he gets rewarded by the company that makes them for it. People are 100% justified in not liking it.
>>247180246No one cares that Game Grumps hates Sonic and makes fun of the fans. People are mad because the Sonic Twitter shills them fairly regularly and does shit like the Game Grumps reference in the Sanic shirt DLC for Forces. Game Grumps could personally tell all their fans to review bomb Mania and whatever new game is coming out and it wouldn't matter. But the fact that Sega is starting to put GG related content in the games is ridiculous >>247180454Yeah I hate that. It's very lazy animation and looks extremely awkward
>>247180437>Implying there's going to be a Q&A now AHAHAHAHAAHAAHHA
>>247180369That's not true, Arin and Danny thoroughly enjoyed their playthrough of Sonic Forces.
>>247180626What are our thoughts on Plurmp "Dankenstein" McFlurntin the Cat Esquire?
Jesus christ this thread is fucking chaos
haha remember when game grumps got to be in the special Sonic Mania book
I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow, but what I do know is, we're all in this together.
Daily reminder that this is the cursed Sonic timeline.Daily reminder that Sonic the Hedgehog had two very good racing kart games, only a dead mascot to return from the grave, actually have a blockbuster hit and sell over 10 million copies, who JUST HAPPENS to have a kart racing series himself, called Crash Team Racing.Remember, the Sonic racing games franchise was called Transformed, Sonic Sega All-Stars, and then out of nowhere, when this mascot who >>JUST HAPPENS TO HAVE A KART RACING GAME<< and it JUST happens, to be called Crash Team Racing, Sonic, out of nowhere, changes the name to Sonic Team Racing, to GURANTEE that they two games get directly compared, and then just happens to release ONE month EXACTLY before Crash Team Racing, to only further humiliate just how bad STR is looking to turn out to be. You couldn't plan this, if you were some higher being making sure you were to curse Sonic, and that was your soul purpose. Crash is going to dab all over Sonic, only to be followed by the Sonic movie. 2019 is gonna be a HELL of a year.
>>247180949Pretty sure that was just a flyer
>>247180949God he's such an obnoxious prick.
>>247180762I'd fuck her.
>>247180801Gosh, I wish I could pet him. He'd hate me for it, but that's okay.
>>247181146He admitted in his playthrough that he hated Sonic Mania. Watch the Flying Battery zone episode. He admitted he only said he liked it for brownie points and then goes back to screeching about not being able to play the game correctly
*makes you seethe*
>>247180981It's called "Team Sonic Racing", but y'know I'm not one to unnecessarily nitpick.
>GAME grumps playing SA2 on the day of sxswHMMMMMMMMMM something they trying to tell us here? arin has been behind with sega as we know, making shitty big the cat stuff
>>247176275Oshima-san would be proud of this design.
>>247181146Did you forget the part where he dropped the game half way through.Yeah, he "enjoyed" it so much he never finished it.
Why do people hate Big again?
>>247165021>Sally x Kan
>>247181616I love it. Thank you anon>>247181731he's not fun to play as in sonic adventure
>>247181303Indeed.We likely will get a movie trailer and, yes, it's likely going to be utterly terrifying, but Sonic has survived worse and we will be here, waiting for him to come back home to us.In the meantime, we've got fans willing to do Sonic right when Sonic Team won't. Steadfast, bros. We got this.
>>247181731Brainlets who didn't get the fishing stages.
>>247181731Because the nerds could never learn his complex mechanics and just tried to rush through the game. Oh and he's a pedophile.
>>247181731People didn't like fishing or the slow nature of his stages. He also talks slow and acts borderline retarded.When I first played with him in SA1 I never had any issues really. I just saw it as a small mini-game.
>>247181728Even DSP beat Sonic Mania but Ego cant!Oof...
>>247182282Aim low sonic Hit him in the nuts
>>247182246DSP's fucking based.
>Sonic Advenutre remake>They don't talk with every muscle in their face anymoredropped
>>247182246I'm not a fan of Classic Sonic and hadn't played Sonic 1-3 since the early 2000's, and even I had no trouble breezing through Mania. It felt much easier than the classics.
>>247182453Classic games are already pretty easy if he couldn't beat Mania its no surprise why he's always hated the series.
>>247182453I wasn't trying to imply Mania is hard by an means.
>>247180246>I'm not trying to shitpostUh huh, sure.
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE P. DIDDY.
taking interesting requests
>>247183198Maria tells Shadow to shoot up a mosque
>>247183198Team Sonic chilling at the beach with their riders design and boards
>>247183198Shadow shooting disgusting aliens at a mosque
>>247183198Iizuka as a hedgehog
>>247183198shadow pushing one of those lawnmower toys made for infants
>>247183198Shadow getting pegged by Amy while he wears Sonic's favorite clothes.
>>247183198Tails showing Iizuka how a ball rolls down a hill with the help of a marble track as a visual aid. Iizuka is visibly confused.
>>247183362We'll probably go through that entire thread before the SXSW panel starts.
>>247183198Infinite with fleas and a dog collarA wild Sally with a bloody knifePic related but with Sonic and TailsRouge being cuteShadow killing a nasty Wisp
>>247183198Peach and Amy kissing
>>247183695reminds me of this
>>247183198Iizuka wearing sunglasses and shooting a Chao with one of shadows guns while wearing a shirt saying "Risps 4 lyfe"
>>247184316That was my exact thought as well. I still want to see it though.
>"And now without further ado, loyal Sonic fans, we have one last announcement to make!">*lights dim, crowd goes silent*>*a darkened silhouette slowly walks to the center of the stage*>*a few seconds after making it to the center, he stops and faces the crowd*>*sudden bright light is cast on this person*>*pic related looks up slowly at the crowd and holds up three fingers*>walks off stage>end of announcementhow would you react
>>247183198arin masurbatin and squirtin into aaron's open mouth while modern sonic throws up and covers classic sonic's eyes
>>247184550panic, because SA3 is in the hands of nu-Sonic Team
>>247184550when you're doing a green text story, you don't need to do * when using >that's the whole point of the >it's the action.Just put >lights dim, crowd goes silentEtc
>>247184550Lose all excitement because Drummond has a horrible voice.
>>247184853Uhh, no. It can be done like that as well.
>>247182237A minigame mandatory to story completion.
>>247185067So like Chaos Emerald bonus stages then
>>247185067And Blue spheres were mandatory mini-games that generally everyone hated too. If you only like Sonic's gameplay then you don't deserve to see the full story.
"Everybody haaaatttteeesss chriiis"
Goodnight /sthg/ be sure to get some rest tonight. tommorow is the big day afterall!
>>247185659goodnight based anon
I'm so scared for tomorrow you guys. Tomorrow is going to dictate the future of the franchise. Do you have any idea of serious that is? It's not just DLC or a 10 minute cartoon or an announcement for an announcement this time. It's going to be real. Something is going to be announced and it's going to be be big and it's going to affect how the next 5+ years plays out.or it's just nothing and 2019-2020 are filler years lol
Can't wait for Sonic to officially die tomorrow. Who else is with me?
Is this lil' guy cute?
>>247185831When has SXSW ever announced anything that would majorly impact the franchise? People always hype these events up and then are disappointed when nothing noteworthy happens.
>>2471858312019 is a filler year for the movie anon, it isn't dictating any future. that comes after the film.
>>247185895I'll have an excuse to move on to a better franchise and not commission sonic porn anymore atleast.
>>247186107more like lil' gay
>>247186179This. What the hell will we have to look forward to after the film releases? It'll just be a long stretch of pure nothingness.
>>247186153Mania Adventures and Mania Plus were announced last year. That's pretty substantial as the franchise has been extremely focused on Classic Sonic ever since>>247186310Mania Plus PlusMania Adventures full seriesLevel packs for Mania if they don't feel like making a whole new game
>>247186179But the panel will talk about the future of the franchise, not just what's happening in 2019. They can announce games that will release in 2020 and beyond.
>>247186408DLC and 3-minute animated shorts aren't really that substantial. If they had announced 2 additional playable characters for Forces and a few CGI cutscenes for Forces, then I woun't consider that substantial either. Just bonus content.substantial = new game project, a full-length series
>"Sonic is cancelled."How do you react?
real nigga hours
>>247186756>world peace happens>famine stops>cancer is curedI guarantee this would happen if this man said those words, anon
>>247186756I'm finally free
>>247186838but actually, I would cry myself since my childhood game series would be over with, but I guess I have other things to play and the old games to replay
I just want good story content out of the series again.
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME EGGMAN? WHAT THE -FUCK- DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME? THAT'S THAT. THAT'S FU-- NO, GET THE FUCK OFF MY TAILS, NO-- KNUCKLES--NO KNUCKLES I'M DONE GET THE FUCK OFF ME. THAT'S IT. THAT'S FUCKING IT. I'M DONE, KNUCKLES, JUST STA-- NO DUDE, NO, STAND OVER THERE, HOLD BACK TAILS. EGGMAN, YOU'RE DEAD. THAT'S IT. THAT'S RIGHT. I'M KILLLING YOU. YOU HEARD ME. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU. ME, SONIC THE HEDGEHOG, I'M GOING TO -MURDER- ANOTHER. MY FIRST LIFE? YOU. EGGMAN. WHAT TYPE OF WOOD DO YOU WANT YOUR COFFIN TO BE EGGMAN? HM? OAK? MAPLE? GUESS WHAT? YOU AIN'T GETTING A FUCKING COFFIN. I'M GOING TO TURN YOU INTO A SOFT MUSH, A OMELETTE. IT'S TIME TO LITTERALLY KILL HUMAN. THAT'S IT. I'M TIRED OF YOUR BADNIKS. I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT. YOU'RE DEAD. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. ENOUGH WITH THE CHAOS EMERALDS, ENOUGH WITH THE RINGS, ENOUGH WITH THE ADVENTURES, I'M KILLING ANOTHER MAN. KNUCKLES, MAKE SURE TAILS SEES THIS. IF HE LOOKS AWAY HOLD OPEN HIS EYES. HOLD OPEN HIS FUCKING EYES. I WANT HIM TO SEE THIS. THIS IS HOW WE MOVE FORWARD, IF SOMEBODY STEALS THE CHAOS EMERALDS, WE JUST KILL THEM. WE JUST FUCKING KILL THEM. I'VE FUCKING -HAD- IT UP TO FUCKING. HERE. WITH THIS CUNT. WITH HIS BALD ASS HEAD WITH HIS STUPID FUCKING MOUSTASH. HOW MUCH YOU BETTING IT'S FAKE? HOW MUCH. I'M GOING TO FUCKING RIP IT OFF AND STRANGLE YOU WITH IT, EGGFUCK. YOU'RE DEAD. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD. I'VE NEVER, EVER BEEN THIS MAD. I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS MAD AND FILLED WITH SUCH HATE. I KNOW WHAT PATH I NEED TO TAKE. I KNOW THAT THE ONLY WAY I WILL SLEEP, REST, ENJOY LIFE AGAIN, IS IF THAT MAN IN THAT FLYING FUCKING TIN CAN IS DEAD. I WANT YOU ALL TO HEAR THIS, THE WHOLE WORLD, NO MORE MR NICE GUY SONIC THE HEDGEHOG BELIEVE IN YOUR SELF -SHIT- I'M FUCKING DONE. I AM FUCKING DONE. I AM COMING FOR YOU EGGMAN, I AM COMING FOR YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE. I'M GOING TO SPILL YOUR YOKE ALLLLLLL OVER THE FUCKING FLOOR AND SLUURRRPP IT UP. YOU HEAR ME? SLURRRRPP IT UP.
Does anyone want to play any other multiplayer Sonic games? I am seriously tempted to go out and buy cookie mix to deal with my boredom otherwise.
Classic Sonic cartoon premiering on Discovery Kids this SeptemberMania 2 heavily hinted at but not announced TSR, new stages Winded Tunnel and Broken PeakChao Customizer phone appnow you don't have to watch tomorrow
>>247187170go to sleep webber
>>247187170>discovery kidsYou tried.
>>247187041>IF SOMEBODY STEALS THE CHAOS EMERALDS, WE JUST KILL THEM. WE JUST KILL FUCKING KILL THEM.
>>247187285DK has more than edutainment these days. They'll put on anything for kids that doesn't have swear words
TSR is still not listed as an upcoming game on SEGA of America's official website. Somehow, another title which releases later than TSR is though?
>>247187397I GOT SOME OF SONICS EYE SEMEN IN MY FUCKING EYE! FUCK!
Someone should do an upscale on some Adventure environment, put the Forces Sonic model over Adventure Sonic, and screenshot it and share it on twitter as a leak.
>>247187393Even sega don't care about TSR
>>247187170this is more believeable than the other leaks because there's nothing good for modern sonic this time
Everyone ready for the Sonic Adventure 4 announcement tomorrow?
Everybody ready for the Sonic Adventure 5 announcement tomorrow?
>>247187573the only game coming out anytime soon is Mania 2 or Mario&Sonic 2020
What if they about to announce something but Shadow busts in and kicks everyones ass and the event is cancelled
WHAT THA FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TA ME EGGMAN, BIATCH? WHAT THA FUCK THA -FUCK- DID YOU JUST SAY TA ME SON, BIATCH? THATZ DIS SHIT. THATZ FU-- NO, GIT THA GIT THA FUCK OUTTA MAH GRILL WIT DAT BULLSHIT MAH TAILS, NO-- KNUCKLES--NO KNUCKLEZ I'M DONE GIT THA GIT THA FUCK OUTTA MAH GRILL WIT DAT BULLSHIT MAH DIRTY ASS. THATZ DAT SHIT. THATZ FUCKIN DAT SHIT. I'M DONE, KNUCKLES, JUST STA-- NO DUDE, NO, STAND OVER THERE, HOLD BACK TAILS. EGGMAN, YOU DEAD AS FUCKIN FRIED CHICKEN. I AINT TALKIN' BOUT CHICKEN N' GRAVY BIATCH. THATZ DAT SHIT. THATZ RIGHT. I'M KILLLIN YOU, BIATCH. YOU HEARD MAH DIRTY ASS. I'M GOIN TA FUCKIN BUST A CAP UP IN YOU, BIATCH. ME, SONIC THA HEDGEHOG, I'M GOIN TA -MURDER- ANOTHER N' SHIT. MAH FIRST GAME, BIATCH? YOU, BIATCH. EGGMAN. I AINT TALKIN' BOUT CHICKEN N' GRAVY BIATCH. WHAT THA FUCK TYPE OF WOOD DO YOU WANT YO' COFFIN TA BE EGGMAN, BIATCH? HM, BIATCH? OAK, BIATCH? MAPLE, BIATCH? GUESS WHAT, BIATCH? YOU AIN'T GETTIN A GANGBANGIN' FUCKIN COFFIN. I AINT TALKIN' BOUT CHICKEN N' GRAVY BIATCH. I'M GOIN TA TURN YOU THA FUCK INTO A SOFT MUSH, A OMELETTE. ITZ TIME TA LITTERALLY BUST A CAP UP IN HUMAN. I AINT TALKIN' BOUT CHICKEN N' GRAVY BIATCH. THATZ DAT SHIT. I'M PISSED WIT YO' BADNIKS. I'M PISSED WIT YO' SHIT. YOU DEAD AS FUCKIN FRIED CHICKEN. I AINT TALKIN' BOUT CHICKEN N' GRAVY BIATCH. YOU FUCKIN DEAD AS FUCKIN FRIED CHICKEN. I AINT TALKIN' BOUT CHICKEN N' GRAVY BIATCH. ENOUGH WIT THA CHAOS EMERALDS, ENOUGH WIT THA RINGS, ENOUGH WIT THA ADVENTURES, I'M CAPPIN' ANOTHER MAN. I AINT TALKIN' BOUT CHICKEN N' GRAVY BIATCH. KNUCKLES, MAKE SHIZZLE TAILS SEES ALL DIS BULLSHIT. IF HE LOOKS AWAY HOLD OPEN HIS WILD LIL' FUCKIN EYES. HOLD OPEN HIS WILD LIL' FUCKIN EYES. I WANT HIS ASS TA PEEP ALL DIS BULLSHIT. DIS IS HOW THA FUCK WE MOVE FORWARD, IF SOME MUTHAFUCKA STEALS THA CHAOS EMERALDS, OUR LAID-BACK ASSES JUST BUST A CAP UP IN DEM WILD-ASS MUTHAFUCKAS. OUR LAID-BACK ASSES JUST FUCKIN BUST A CAP UP IN DEM WILD-ASS MUTHAFUCKAS.
>>247187552Sega of Japan does. I really don't know what the fuck SoA is doing.
>>247186756"Oh no what did he say on twitter this time"
>>247187690does he announce shadow the hedgehog 2? if so then yes.
REEEEEEEEEE IF THEY DON'T ANNOUNCE SONIC ADVENTURE 3 AND THEY ANNOUNCE SOMETHING GOOD FOR CLASSIC SONIC I WILL STOP BEING A SONIC FANFFUUKEKCKCKKCKCKKKK I CAN'T HANDLE LOSING THIS BADLYFUCKKKKKK FFUCK CLASSICFAGS ADVENTURE SONIC FOR LIFESHITTY GAMES FOREVERPEACE OUT FAGGOTS
>/sthg/ looking forward to something...ohnononono....wait till you see the..
guysare we, and I don't say this lightly, 100% certain, 100% certain, we're not getting a Sonic Movie tie in video gamefrom another company?I know what timeline we're about to enter.We get the best sonic game, but with the worst sonic design [Hollywood sonic] and world, with tom the cop etc. mark my words. we get the best sonic game of all time, but in the wrong setting. true hell awaits.
I WANNA STRANGLE CLASSIC SONIC WITH MY GLOVED HANDSI WANNA SEE HIS MUZZLE GO BLUE WHEN HE SUFFOCATES TO DEATHFUCK CLASSIC SONICSONIC ADVENTURE FOR LIFEBAD GAMES FOREVER
>>247187393Even funnier is that game will probably be delayed with the scandal going on.
>>247187707The only way I can even get to the american page for TSR is if I goto Games > Sonic. Then I'm greeted by a giant fucking "SONIC MANIA" page. THEN I have to scroll all the way down to the fucking bottom of the page and finally I can see TSR. That shit is buried as hell.Their webpage is also really pathetic.https://www.sonicthehedgehog.com/teamsonicracing
>>247187889I'd take it at this point.
go to sleep anons, we've got a big day of disappointment tomorrow!
>>247187889I can see it happening. The best Sonic the Hedgehog game, being the Movie Tie In. It's just so cursed, just so fucked up, it's perfect for this timeline.
GUYS. WHAT IF.WHAT IF.SO YOU KNOW SHADOW IS REAL POPULAR. WHAT IF.SONIC GAME. WHERE SONIC AND SHADOW TEAM UP. AND ALL THE LEVELS ARE GOOD.AND IT'S A GOOD GAME.AND IT'S CALLED SONIC&SHADOWLIKE GUYS WHAT IFSONIC ADVENTURE FOR LIFE BROSSHITTY CHARACTERS FOREVER BABBABBBBBYYYYYYYYYY HELL YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS
Yeah, Classic Sonic forever, baby!
>>247185317I had hoped Prof. Pickle would be a reoccurring character so Tails had a intellect figure of sorts he could also look up to. I'm a sucker for that sort of dynamic
>>247187972I think the lead voice actor got caught with cocaine which is a super big no no in Japan. He was the voice of Olaf in Frozen as well, and they're going as far as too patch him out of Kh 3.
EAT MY ULTIMATE LIFEFORM DUST YOU STUPID RETARDED FAGGOTSALL HAIL SHADOWBAD DECISIONS FOR LIFEYUJI NAKA FOREVER BABBYFUCK PAPA IIZUKA HE DON'T KNOW SHIT>>247188093STUPID RETARD
>>247188043This but unironically.
>>247187972Sega pulled it from sale in Japan because one of the villain actors did cocaine and cocaine is apparently a big no no in Japan.
>>247187972Main antagonist's actor got caught with coke and the game has completely ceased sale in Japan. For Yakuza 4's remaster, they remade one of the protags with a new actor from scratch because of the same thing. Whether this will affect the western release, we'll see
shadow the hedghog for erever babyedgy bullshit for lifepapa iizuka san can suck my dick
Just admit it baby, you love me. I know. I love me too.
omg modern sonic is so greatlove hallwaysi was hall monitor in my school when i was a weee ladhalloway simluator really braning back good mermroies for menostalgiaFUCK CLASSIC SONIC
okay most of hte game gear sonic games were shit okay i will admit that but theyir still better then most of the modern sonic games okayprove me wrong that sonic chaos and sonci tripllet rouble are worse then say sonic forcesyou literally can't
>>247187845I look forward to reading the fallout when I get off.
yeah this is great this is fuckin ggreat yeah this isfucking heall yeah this great I played sonic mania today and practiicing speedruinning and i beat my best time this is fucking great i'm going to back go back in few why is this game so fucking good oh my godn
…..THIS IS MY ESCAPE
you guys ever speedrun mania this shit is amazing pure kino but fuck the cheaters why wont they fix the m what the hell sega what the fuck
>>247188992>>247188858>>247188738>>247188597Take your pills.
Predict what this general will be like this time tomorrow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktxh-_APB8 *BELL TOLLS, DING DING DING DING*BEWARE, BEWARE, BEWARE, FOR HE IS COMING.HOLLYWOOD SONIC IS COMING.BEWARE, BEWARE, BEWARE. THE BLUE MENACE IS COMING. SOULLESS GREEN EYES, GLOVELESS, FURRY AND FAST. *DING DING DING*BEWARE, BEWARE, BEWARE, HOLLYWOOD SONIC IS COMING.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ktxh-_APB8 *BELL TOLLS, DING DING DING DING*BEWARE, BEWARE, BEWARE, FOR HE IS COMING.HOLLYWOOD SONIC IS COMING.BEWARE, BEWARE, BEWARE. THE BLUE MENACE IS COMING. SOULLESS GREEN BULGING EYES, GLOVELESS, FURRY AND FAST. *DING DING DING*BEWARE, BEWARE, BEWARE, HOLLYWOOD SONIC IS COMING.
people btich about green hill zone but is actually pretty fun in manai especially if you are speedruining it even if your a retard you can play the level completely without never stopping once
chemical plant ucks ass in sonic mania people who say they like the jelly gimmcikc are fucking LYING
>follow Sonic artist>they start ranting about personal drama
your lying if you like act 2 chemical plant in sonic maniaprove me wrong you fucking can'ttit speedrunner hellHELL
>>247189536The same question but for SA2. Where would you put it, anons?
>>247189243>State your wishes, traveller
Stan himself designed chemical plant act 2 in sonic maniaoh my god and ddont get me started o nthe bosses holy shit the pity me of annoying boss fiths GREAT the first time horrible every other time
edgy bullshit dont belong in these games
what time does this shit start? stream?
>>247189569"KNUCKLES, DON'T TOUCH THAT LEVER! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
>>247190059how the hell do I read this
>>247190154are you retarded?
>>247190154>how the hell do I read this
>>247187058Cookies are nice
>>247190203Honey is cute! I want to stroke her hair
>>247190203no I just can't figure out what the hell I'm looking at
>>247190684>"I'm not retarded, just mentally challenged"
>>247184553This already happens all the time
>>247190980Anybody else notice that a lot of new shadow art seems to be always cutting him off at his shoes
>>247190821you could just tell me how to read it instead of being an asshole about it
>>247191071...Anon, where are you from? What are you talking about? Do you not know how to tell the time? Are you playing stupid on purpose, or?
>>247191140yes anon I know how to tell time. I'm grown man jesus christ
>>247191037Shadow's shoes are a fucking pain in the ass to draw correctly. It's not a surprise that some artists go, "yeah uh screw this bullshit" and just don't even bother trying.I haven't really noticed people doing it more often than usual, though.
when does the stream start for people who live in florida, united states
>>247191406about 12-13 hours from now?
>>2471915011 pm florida time?
>>24719155611 AM Pacific.
>>247191631I thought it was 12 hours from now not 19?>>247191613Are you sure?
>>247191718click the link you dolt
>>247191718Yeah it's 3PM Atlantic
>>247191718Look at the time when that was originally posted you stupid nigger.
>>247191564Great job anon, that almost looks official!
>>247191758It says 12 hours from now and 1 PM Austin time. So is that the same time as 1PM Florida time>>247191813It was 17 hours ago
>>247191943are you dumb? it's a live count down, you don't have to worry about timezones or shit.
Even though it might not be soon, but will there EVER be a spinoff fighting sonic game like bayonetta? Or even a fan game? no "lol no because sonic wont last that long XD" plz
>>247192062I'm not dumb I just don't know how to calculate timezones
I hate you guys
>>247192162Not our fault you're retarded
>>247192070this will never happen in our timeline, no.
>>247192139it's a countdown timer. you don't need to worry about timezones.If it's in 12 hours for you in florida it's still in 12 hours for me in UK
>>247187306Post yfw Sonic was right
Florida uses Eastern Daylight Time during the conference. The event premieres at 2 PM in Florida's time.
>>247192070But you already got your fighting spinoff...
>>247192531Nic Shed sucks ass though.
>>247189569The moment Shadow loses his Super state
How do I draw these?
>>247192517Thanks anon. I appreciate you giving a simple and straightforward answer.
>>247192587Yea but So Unlea was pretty cool.
>>247192789how is a timer to the start of the event not a simple and straightforward answer?
>>247193215I thought it would be more hours since Texas is in another time zone
>>247192726https://www.deviantart.com/swirlything/art/Default-Settings-Shadow-93044003Thank me later
>>247192726His shoes are fucking easy to draw. All Sonic shoes are easy to draw.
>>247193421"His eyes melted"
>>247193535Yeah, if you always draw them from the side. When you attempt to draw them accurately from more advanced angles, they become hard as fuck to draw.
LESS THAN TWELVE HOURS TO GO
>>247193954What are you doing up at 2 A.M.?
>>247194000Binging Dead Meat
Amys Super Form.
Remember when sonic literally fucking throat chopped his friends to scare the ghosts away
>>247194594>Knuckles didn't cleanse Amy of the evil spirit that got in her instead.Sonic X was such fucking garbage.
What if Amy finally managed to get into a relationship with Sonic, and the relationship harshly crumbles because Sonic is not someone who can settle down by nature? What would Amy do then?
>>247194816As we found out earlier, X is from Mania dimension so Adventure game stuff doesn't apply to it.
>>247195563>Mania Sonic once crossed into Modern Sonic's world and after that grew up into X Sonic where Shadow from Preboot Archie comics crossed into while being stuck in his version of the Human World.My mind is officially blown.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzyCc0R4B8U>be Amy>need to convince Shadow to team up with Sonic to save the world>decide to trigger his PTSDwtf
>>247162402LIVIN' IN A GANGSTER'S PARADISE!!!~
>>247196143Being the gangsta' was MY thing!
>>247196143https://youtu.be/lOfZLb33uCgWould be just as fitting
can't wait for gangster sonic in 12 hours guys.it's gonna be hipit's gonna be happenin'
bluepill me on tangle plz
>they announce a new mania with all new original zones but also announce a new Adventure style game made by people who actually know what they're doingIf they do that, we have no reason to be mad now. But I suppose /sthg/ tries to find excuses to be mad anyway.
>>247183667NSFW https://imgur.com/a/sCYDIa0 NSFW
>>247196616The comics would still suck.
>>247196482She's the person new to how Sonic's adventures go, so we learn about the world through her since so much of it is fresh and new for her, making her a shoo-in for main charac-Oh I'm sorry, what?...Folks, I've just been notified that...uh, Tangle is not the main character of IDW Sonic, but was instead, um, introduced in half of one issue and less of another half issue of importance in the ten comics since then, uh...sorry about that...
OH BOY 3 AMalso 11 hours till the SXSW panel
How long is the panel going to be?
>>247197106About an hour
>>247195865>timeline goes classic, Mania, Adventures, X, X comic>Amy could actually fly in Mania dimension at one point>two worlds>Chris, the 06 of people, is canon to Mania
I was thinking of making gangsters paradise sonic parody lyrics.
>>247197407Doesn't X comic not follow X Season 3?
>>247197765That's okay, we'll call it a soft retcon.
>>247197537Go for it
I w𝘢nt to cum DIRECTLY into Rouge's womb!
How do you think the SXSW panel will fare compared to last year's?I thought the Mania announcements last year were great, but I honestly don't have any hope for anything this year.
>>247198943Limited run rerelease of 06 for PS3 and 360, no patches or fixes. If people buy enough over the next few months, a cleaned up version will be released for current gen with it debugged and removed features from the demo put back in, plus a port of SatSR on the same disc (download code for Switch) with no waggle since it will use the controller buttons normally.
>>247197537As I walk through the offices where they make Sonic gamesI take a look at them all and realize they are very lameBut for my job I will take what they giveFor I am loyal to the SEGA executivesOn Monday I am producing a mobile gameLater I am making sure DIMPS doesn't go to farAnd I've been making Sonic games so long thatEven Nakamura thinks that my mind is goneI'm a loyal to the brand, I want it to succeedGonna give it my all despite the corporate greedAnd if I can get everyone to follow my leadThen tonight I'm gonna party like I announced Adventure 3I've been spending most of my life Living in a Sonic paradiseI've directed twice or thriceLiving in a Sonic paradiseLeft Billy Hatcher and NiGHTSLiving in a Sonic paradiseThe series is sold at discount priceLiving in a Sonic paradise
>>247199124Throw in an 4K remaster of Waku Waku Patrol Car and I'm sold.
>>247198768How is that possible, Topaz?
>>247199316I can't show that on a blue board. Rest assured, it's possible.
Why is Rouge always drawn by fans with vampyric traits or abnormally large fangs that other Sonic characters don't have? She's not a vampire bat, she's a flying fox canonically.
Sonic Adventure 3 or remake tonight, Arin Handsome confirmed.
>>247199181HEDGEHOG AMERICADon't catch you slowin' downDon't catch you slowin' downHow fast you goin' nowHEDGEHOG AMERICALook how he runnin' nowLook how he runnin' nowEggman got nothin' now
>>247199692I swear Arin better not fucking be there. Is he going to fake enjoying the panel and sonic announcements too?
Who wants to take a drink for every 06 related jab they hear today
Guys, what if all of the movie rumors are true?Hedgehog America, Gangster Paradise, that "leaked" script where Eggman gets run over by an SUV. All of it, simultaneously true.
>>247199814I'll take a sip out of my tea.
>>247199181First part was haha funny lol but that second segment hit hard with lowkey feels
>>247199878Good. I look forward to OFFICER BURPO and his WHITE COP FRIENDS.
>>247199979Let me get to work on the second verse.
>>247199806He can't be there because his Adventure 2 let's play starts today. Unless he already pre-recorded it.
>>247199437Actually she's a cat
mania papercraft full season announced soon
>>247199181A fan came up to me and called me a hackI just turned around and never looked backI really shouldn't care, but I'll get back at him how?By replacing his favorite characters with Zeti and ChaoI understand that there are fans for Classic and ModernA fan of Boom You know that's unheard ofI never wore braces, but I got a cool haircutAnd I gotta sayShadow's game was great foolIf you read the comic, you'll be put to sleepThe writer thinks my mandates are far too steepBut if you like any game, I hope you cherish itMy bosses only listen to critics.
>>247201278There's no friends, no style, no innovationNot even good writingWith Morio Kishimoto It's as bland as can beI've been spending most of my lifeLiving in a Sonic ParadiseThe fans are never satisfiedLiving in a Sonic ParadiseAlways trying to compromise Living in a Sonic ParadiseKeeping the franchise aliveLiving in a Sonic Paradise
>>247201278>By replacing his favorite characters with Zeti and ChaoNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>247201872>There's no friendsB-but TSR...
>>247201278>Shadow's game was great foolSong invalidated.
>>247200705Great.Another game that kiddies will shit on without ever even playing because their eceleb friend simulator told them so.Fantastic.Why don't you give him a fucking gold Sonic statue on Sega's dime as a reward, Webber?
>>247202096It is written from Iizuka's POV...
>>247164435Look closer and you'll find a vagina.
Baking new thread
>>247180080Rouge is drunk. Drunk!>>247180273This.>>247180927>"The Chaos is constant."or some bullcrap.
>>247188574You were a lot of fun.A-ranked the DC and GC versions. Never got the PC or PS3 version, but I still could.
>>247189243>Only £4 in the tip jarBless. I'd be spending vast sums right there.
>>247191318They should just give him Sonic shoes instead. No-one will care.>>247190076kek.
>>247191318>>247191037noticed it too since the hedgelet thing started being spammed as well
>>247193684Fuck, that's still a good one.
>>247194571Bright yellow.Cotton. White. Clean. Slightly damp.>>247194594Based.
>>247195270>Find Shadow>Drug his ass hard>Paint him blue>???>Profit!>and rape.
>>247196092It's what woman are best at!Fucking love how they used Shadow's instrumental during that flashback scene.
>>247176275Here you go, I tried.
>>247212602 this is super cute.