>INFORMATION & GUIDESDota Plus: http://www.dota2.com/plusMost Recent Updates: http://www.dota2.com/news/updatesNew Players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guideNew Players (For LoL players): https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolWiki: http://dota2.gamepedia.comBlog: http://blog.dota2.comDeveloper Forum: https://dev.dota2.comLore: https://dota2.gamepedia.com/LoreGuides: https://dota2.gamepedia.com/GuidesCompetitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_PagePersonal Game Data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>STATISTICShttp://dotabuff.comhttp://opendota.comhttp://stratz.comhttp://gosu.ai/dotaCompetitive DOTA 2 Analysis: http://datdota.comHero Stats, DPS Calculator, & Interactive Map: http://devilesk.com/dota2>NEWS & STREAMShttp://gosugamers.nethttp://liquiddota.comhttp://dota2protracker.com>>246967152
Invoker's cataclysm talent should be removed because it reduces the skill needed to land a single Sun Strike properly, which is actually enjoyable to watch.The talent is also unfair to the enemy because there's not much time to react for dodging and the visual effect covers the whole screen.Cataclysm is a no-skill-required lottery unsuited for a hero that used to be all about skill.
>>247060834Haven't tried it yet, what's your skill build for that method?
>>247060958sex with QoP
>>247061068>hating it for the wrong reasonsits bad because it feels like a dumb bullet-time minigame
>>247061073After quickly considering the ups/downs I think the cooldown reduction on chakra is too good to max blind first plus the extra mana with some tranqs gives you massive uptime in the field
>>2470610731 3 1 or 1 2 2
>>247061224what do you mean with a bullet-time minigame?>>247061161why would he ruin his own artwork with that logo?
>>247061430I'll try the 1-2-2 next time around, i like the double mana with 2 in chakra over 50dmg and 1s more miss chance and 50 range, plus the chakra cooldown would pretty much negate the 5s cd gained from the 3rd point in blind
>>247061068just don't use it lol
>>247061578why are you asking me faggot?
>>247061631it's about improving everybody's experience, not just my own. just because i dont use it wont mean it isn't in a other matches.>>247061748you've never had a question in a reply to you that obviously isn't meant for you to answer?
mars is OP lads
>>247062126tfw 100% winrate with Mars
>>2470615961 2 2 might be the best. The removal of spirit form made illuminate less effective so you end up using it just to farm.
I’m going to have sex with Templar Assassin.
BUY FUCKING BKB YOU DUMB SHITSKINS
>40minutes in>mid qop has linkens and shivasdo you report these retards?
>valve didnt snatched autochessDo they really think dota will go on forever? Also>Chaos>Infamous Why do these shitters still get spots at majors
>its enigma/tidehunter/earth shaker saves his ult for le ebin 5man rampage wipe out and hasnt used it for last 15minutes episode>lose
>play in SEA>friendly banter>everyone laughs off each others mistakes>people never give up till ancient is blown, resulting in amazing 70 minute comebacks>play in europe>bitchass whining>talk about each others mistakes forever>blame others for defeat>give up and afk in fountain after 15 minutes
>>247064243>Do they really think dota will go on forever?No, they dont care about their video games because Steam makes them more than both csgo and dota combied
>>247064243American sports have salary caps and no relegation; giving obligation slots to regions is par for the course. Buncha commies when it comes to competition these Americans.
>puck is a pretty lady!
FIX FUCKING RADIANT ADVANTAGE ICEFRAUD HOLY SHIT HOW IS THERE A BOUNTY RUNE ON THE DIRE RIVER, MID CAN STACK AND CLEAR A JUNGLE CAMP WITHOUT MISSING A SINGLE CREEP, RADIANT CAN PULL AND STACK THE HARD CAMP INTO THEIR CREEP WAVE AT THE SAME TIME ALSO HOW COME LINA DOESNT HAVE PAINTED TOENAILS YET FUCK FIX THIS FUCKING SHIT
>>247064243>valve didnt snatched autochessITS REAL DOTA 3 IS OUThttps://www.zizouqi.com/
>>247064710>release stillborn artifact>a random chink makes a custom game that attracts their target demographic, which valve can't even profit off of even if it's using dota 2 because their monetization system for custom games is dumb af>valve release a battle royale mode for csgo and announce the game is f2p now>crickets chirping>another company takes their steam engine and release a fp2 battle royale called apex legends weeks laterA JUST company like Bioware, Bethesda, Blizzard, Rare, and id Software before them. King of the world till you're not.
tencent should have just taken over autochess. better to have an evil developer who gives a shit about making something than a incompetent "good" one who doesn't
OH NO NO NO VALVEBROS WE GOT TOO COCKY
/dafg/ the artifact general finally died
>meme card game costs 15 dollahsWhat was valve thinking?
>>247064664also>SEA>30 seconds to find matches>EU>3+ minutes to find matchesthis game is fucking dead in europe
>>247066003the got memed by the MTG guy thinking it would be like the online MTG where retards would spend fuckloads of money
>>247065807Around half of the posts were autists bumping it to keep it from 404ing, seems one of them forgot to do it today
>>247064243It's been asked before but just what the fuck are valve doing all day? What are they paying their employees to do? Fuck around all day and produce no results?
>>247066591smoking weed and jerking off to drow porn in VR all day
>>247066591they're in the late corporate stage where they're so huge failure is impossible and being seen as 'progressive' and 'a great place to work' are more important than actual outputs so basically employees just loaf around playing ping pong and tweeting
>>247066591they know that autochess is one of the most boring funmaps in human history and will not stand the test of time
>>247066943>funmapsmaybe for your pea sized counter-strike brain
>>247066591Most valve employees just do whatever they want. They come up with a shitty ideas, waste a bunch of time making those ideas reality with the company's infinite money, the final product flops, they move on to the next shitty idea. See: steam machines, VR, artifact, etc.
>>247067343it's like a card game without collectibles and shiny stuffstfu
New hero :Corporeal, The Wretched OneInt, MeeleSkill 1 : PixelateCorporeal shatters into tiny particles, attempting to dodge an attack.Successfully dodging an attack stuns and damage the attacker as well as the allies around him.Fade duration : 0.77Damage : 90/180/270/360Stun duration : 2/2.5/3/3.5Radius : 200/220/240/260Cooldown : 17Skill 2 : Shadow CloneCorporeal summons a darker imitation of himself that deals his damage, steals intelligencep per attack and allowshim to switch places with it after learning "Shadow Clone Switch Ability" Talent.Cannot attack or switch places if Corporeal is too far from the clone.Damage dealt : 50%/70%/90%/110%Damage taken : 200%Duration : 15Attack detection radius : 250/300/350/400Position Switch Cooldown : 2Intelligence steal per attack : 3/6/9/12Cooldown : 22Skill 3 : MindspeedConverts your intelligence to movement speed.Effect doubles on activation.Intellgence to movement speed : 10%/30%/50%/70%Double effect duration : 4Cooldown : 14Skill 4 : WillpowerBursts the target inside and out instantly dealing damage equal to your intelligence and massive slow.Cast range : 900/1000/1100Slow rate : 100%Duration : 4/5/6Intelligence to damage : 400%/500%/600%Base damage : 125Cooldown : 75Talents :25. Mindspeed Grants Spell Immunity / Mindspeed Grants Physical Immunity20. -8 Pixelate Cooldown / +60 Attack Speed15. +44% Cleave / +1.5 Pixelate Fade Duration10. Shadow Clone Switch Ability / +22% XP Gain
so what do we draw today d2g
>retards pick AM + rubick>WTF TEAM HELP US TOP ;(
>>247069167mars and bb standing back to front creating an unstoppable object
>>247069167techies.just techiesonly techiesforever techies
>>247069167TA receiving headpats(buffs)
>>247069167Int Meele Carry
Why does mars look like a one piece characterspecifically ovens
>>247069887LE EBIN SMILE HAHAHA ;)
>pick mireska>windotards? explain??
56th for auto chess
>>247070343always pick her with mars
>>247070343I still play her as a ganking core and it still works.
If that chink company really wants to get people behind their game they'll drop a windows client for the streamers. No one on twitch is going to bother trying to setup streaming their stupid phone/tablet when they already have a computer setup for that.
people often get bladmail in an attempt to prevent being melted by nagas gangrape.it does not work.the rape happens anyway.
did TI6 have the best aesthetics?
>>247074841ok now THIS is EPIC
Mason didn't do too well today bros...
>>247075106saving strats for a massive lower bracket run
>>247074841wtf i hate dota 2 now
>>247075106Is he already playing with peruvians?
>me a pleb playing some ranked dotes>get matched against dotoplus stacks>got fucking retards fighting for roles and played so fucking bad>game ends 20 mins, it is ruined, it is a waste of timeso this is the secret of ranked roles you get matched against retarded team that's why it's pay 2 win
>>247075330Oh he's in Memeleague, I didn't know that.
>own someone mid in an unfavorable matchup>hold enemy niggers by their dog faces half of the game>lose because pos1 farms like shit and buys garbage itemshow am i supposed to learn from thati am t-the only constant
mason has more DPC points to his name than an OG's players
forced 50 is real dotards, there is no point playing this game anymore, esports is the only way to enjoy this game
>Blue Omni.>Red Silencer.>Purple Death Prophet.>Apronless Pudge.>Slug Slardar.>Spooky Skeleton King.>DoomBRINGER.>Bannanamancer.>ixMike Storm Spirit.>Fat Puck.>Fat Lion.>NecroLYTE.>PMS.>Ring of Aquila.>Levelling stats.Take me back lads.TAKE ME BACK.
>>247075952>not mentioning old techiesfaggot
>>247075347I mean, how valve could sell dota plus otherwise
I fucking hate valve for putting a paywall behind roles. FUCK VALVE
>>247075952>forgeting old viperYou started last year, admit it
TI9 theme is jungleget your ideas here lad>commando techies
>>247076176I have no love for any techies.I did forget>WindRUNNER>Dire favoured Rosh pit.>No shrines.>Comfy jungle layout.
>>247076847>jungle theme>jungling is deadyea ok retard
>>247076638It's to keep thirdies and darkies like (you) out. The quality of games is so much better with paying white players
>>247077293Oh sweetie believe me, I have dota plus ever since it released.I just wish I could find a match below 60 minutes FAGGOT
>>247075952doombringer being named doom and casting doom is so annoying, why on earth was that a necessary name change?also dont forget flat chested windrunner and less slim qopalso... windrunner....
also drow didnt need a new look
>>247077474I get games in less than 15min as midder
>>247077293yeah i love getting queued vs ranked roles abusing faggots who are either 1k mmr below me or higher than me and getting a complete waste of time +10/-40 mmr gameshit needs to be made free or removed because it's literally breaking high mmr pubsyou wouldnt know anything about that though mmrlet
>>247076847>mfw its chess theme
>>247072247She works in any role except pos1 to be quite desu
>no QoP arcana where she talks dirty to you in ozkavosh nice shit game doturds
was fun to look at my old dota images
>last pick this champion>receive mmrwhy are you not doing this?
>>247077823role matchmaking should just be the default way to queue for ranked, just add the option to select multiple roles, too bad gaben is a jew and knows nobody will bother paying for membership without it
>>247078109valve rigged the arcana vote where qop won because zeus needed a remodel
>>247077293>I'm okay with paying $9/month just to launch dota haha thirdies gtfo!!!What the next step you valvecuck?
>>247078351would like to have fun
>>247078449how is he anything but fun? it's fun to stomp enemies into ground and watch them type gg ff
>enemy picks visage>pick other lane because i thought his winrate is trash and my team can handle him easy>he fucking has a hyperstone in 15 minutes>kills our squishies instantly>melts two towers alone>melts rax>wins the game by himself while my team is distracted fighting others like retardswtf? is he the secret OP anti-retard pick right now
>>247078356it's funny because some guy literally hit #1 on EU abusing ranked roles and getting queued with his friend vs divine players for +25 mmr per gamethis even gets posted on reddit daily and valve won't do shit, fucking kikes
>>247078351rather underwhelming hero unless you utterly outskill your opponents and are literally smurfing, easier to just 10th pick huskar, less tab mashing
is it shitter hours now?
>>247078718visage was always a secret op anti-retard hero dumbass
>>247079049>nowmay I remind you a few days ago we had two crusader shitters out themselves.
>>247077013literally confirmed by valvehttps://steamcommunity.com/games/dota2/announcements/detail/1821049936357875482
>>247079253>t. closet archon
>>247075946esports isn't enjoyable either
>>247079256iron talon confirmed?
>>247079351no, one of said crusaderfags. I'm Crus VI now up from V yesterday
>>247079561jokes on you i dont even have the game installed and never played ranked ever
>5 new heroes not seen in dota 1>all big epic press r for teamfight ultimates>3 of them are just aoe circles>only 1 of the other 2 requires skill>the other is grimstrokeepic
>>247079872which one requires skill?
>>247064243>expecting valve to snatch up a fotm custom gameI mean it's fun, but the chinks update too slow and the lack of proper matchmaking fucks it hard
>>247079961>lack of proper matchmakingit's not even pvp
>>247080053>main opponent is your enemy's boards>not pvp
>>247080228your opponents boards are entirely RNG based"matchmaking" won't fix that
>>247080316You can same the same about dota>every single autoattack is a damage RNG roll
>>247082964>wojack posting to obvious sand bagging how far have we fallen
>green theme TI9nolans confirmed first 2 time TI winner
>another green tiwhere is the patternfag who said we were getting purple/space this year?
>returning to lobby>READY>returning to lobby>READY>load screen>READY>returning to lobbygod DAMNIT
>>247084503>>247084864where was the release on this?
How do I have more confidence when playing dota? I have 2.5k hours played. Like 97 percent of those hours are position 5 support. Position 5 support has made me fearful of most engagements because its so fucking easy to die casually or to AoE or some shit. When I play other roles, I don't have a real concept of how tough I am or how strong I am. For example, I played offlane slardar the other day. Team was saying I was playing pretty cowardly but I don't know how to gauge my strength in comparison to the enemies unless its really one siided. How can I improve on this? Also side question:Whats the appropriate build for playing ogre magi? He is NOT an offlaner right? Also max ignite or max fireblast? I am pretty sure maxing fireblast is the way to go now considering mutlicast is 70 percent chance for a x2?
>ti9 starts>it aint me starts playing
>>247087061if Sniper gets a rice farmer hat I will play him for the first time
>>247078351>picks huskar>ends your game in 15 minutes
>CCnC playing NS midUh, dotards?
>CTRL + F "atos">Phrase not foundwtf
>>247079256Amazon hero confirmed
>>247089631the item refuses to be acknowledged as being op
>>247090689this looks so LoL it's unfunny
>Mildly losing a game in Legend/Archon territory>The first person to make any form of critique or advice is told to stfu by the carry>Any further comments is met with "Muted"Do you get a better community in Ancient tier?
>>247086429just push the limts of your hero when you play, it's the only way to learnstop caring if you die stupidly going for a risky killit comes with experience
>>247091141the trench never ends
>>247074326Dota need more monster girls cumdumps,
>>247091552needs more cumdumps period
Reminder to post 20 pictures of Windrunner every thread!
need +1 party ranked on US Eastmmr doesn't matter
>>247092553only if i can see her boobies
>>247091141>good advice or critique>legend/archon territoryHAHAHAHAHAHAHAMuted bye
is ta ok why is she crying?
>>247091914>not dumping it on male heroes
>teammates pick pudge, techies and rubick>rubick buys no wards all game just tries to steal ults>pudge leeches xp, misses every hooks, tries to make retarded ganks, chases enemyt into their base>techies does nothing but farm waves with his mines instead of mining their side after we win all lanes>never bothers to make base mines after momentum swings because they can win teamfights because other team is not brain damaged>rubick just keeps trying to steal monkey nig's ult, then uses it right after mk uses his so the server freezes every teamfight>in the end they have all died 12-16 times>rubick also talks shit to other team early game sayins ez>pudge is a fat mexican from LA inhaling the mic>requed and as im typing this see my team has picked lycan, wr, pudge and oracleto unsubscribe, feed me a bullet
>Valve seem to be doing a schedule of 2 male heroes, one female hero>Female hero is likely next>With a jungle theme>tfw New hero is going to be an amazoness or a female aztec warrior whose friends with bloodseeker
CM and Lina´s mother when
Some kiwi from infinity just shot up a mosque. If for some reason 4chan freezes you guys already know why.Anyway, can mars be a support with tranquils + soul ring?
>>247094602Aren't their parents rich normies?
How come OD has such a trash agha? I honestly forgot it existedHow do you even fix this shit?
>>247095353he does no dmg without items after the 15th minute
How is pango basher balanced?
>>247095686just make it a meme buff on any of his other skills, just like tide's
>>247095686It's for that one guy who likes to play Pos4 ODStill better than Snipers.
>>247095732you do no damage ever:^)
is bloodthorn rush viable on anyone?
>>247095669pos 4 aura whore?
>>247095834like making astral imprisonment a small aoe
>>247095970Orchid is plenty painful, you don't need to rush level 2. Just build other items in your arsenal
>>247096020pretty much, get blink if you're ahead
>>247095948since when does sniper even have an aghs? i hate that hero so i never play him but ive literally never seen it before
>>247096030That would be so much worse.>ally gonna die>you can either imprison him and try to turn the fight around or imprison the enemy so he can escape>imprison them both>ally dies as soon as it ends because everyone is in the same position>same with defensively imprisoning yourself
>>247096030>>247096303Wouldn't that be like a better Echoslam, tho?If you catch 4-6 units, that's 1300-1950 damage in an AoE. And a 10s cd.Sound OP. Not to mention what anon just said about it being inconvenient.
>>247096150It's the crit aoe assassinate crap. You have to build your entire itemset around it so it doesn't suck, and even then you gotta get euls or blademail shreds you.
>>247096150You never see it because it is horrible. Instead of doing a large number of magical damage to a singler target it does a garanteed crit in an AOE. That sounds fine and all until you do the math and realize Sniper has to be 4 slotted with a desolator just to do the same amount of damage as his regular ult. And that is against 0 armor targets. Since it is physical damage its gonna get reduced by armor.
>>247096849>>247096605how fucking useless. they should have made the physical damage additive to the ultimate's already magic damage and it would have been a fine agh's upgrade
>>247096391it would make positioning far more important. it would one shot waves though. trading teamfight accuracy for farm seems like an ok trade to me
>>247096980>need an account to see contentniggersite
What is the correct skill build for position 5 ogre? People are saying that maxing fireblast is amazing once you hit level 6. A 70 percent chance to shit out about 480 magic damage is insane.
>>247095662Then another sister
>>247098298>tfw no secret hidden 3rd lightning sister hero
>>247098298>Not a loli little sister they love and lewd and she has gohan tier hidden powers
>>247098812do dotards really want a loli hero?
how much mmr do i need for /d2g/ to not bully me?
>>2470993613k since most people here are 2k
>>247075952i stopped playing the game for a long time after ballerking got removed. just wasnt fun anymore.
>get told to spam pheonix since i was ok with him>Start winning all my gamesThanks gulagWhat offlaner to pick when its a bacline agi like sniper/drow?
>>247098298A normal girl with no powers
>>247100610have you ever thought about your king sexually though?
>>247100801idk. really depends. not necro or viper. i would probably pick lc or bb but my hero pool isn't that wide
Artifact : Reborn when?
Radiance Visage dotards
>>247069167>Mars strapping BB to his back>BB strapping Mars to his chest
ok I'm really late to the party but whatever. I _was_ a yuuuuuuuuuge yugioh fan (konami's constant turbojew bullshit turned me away) who also happens to be dotard. I've played a lot of other children's cardgames back in the day and I've played a lot of shadowverse/duel links. have never played hearthstone or magic though. in retrospect, I have really low opinions on all of these games, except maybe old yugioh from the early 2000s. you probably know where this post is goingI watched a video of singsing playing artifact. I've never seen anything about artifact before because I live under a rock and I completely ignored the game when it came out, as strange as it sounds for someone like me. surprisingly, as I watched the video the game design looked really fresh and fun to me. why were people shitting on this game again? the price is retarded, sure. but is that it? the balance, the gameplay, the concept, all of it looks good to me but then again I might be biased so I listed all my influences for you to judge. also why is it being bomarded with bad reviews?like and subscribe to my blog
>>247104168Wrong general >>247087968
where will we go when 4chan is shut down bros?
>>247104342any of the 98293 socialmedia or imageboards
>>247097191i want to headpat Lanaya
>>247102170OD radiance is the REAL meme
im gonna let /d2g/ in the next hottest mememanta abbadon
shitposting voicelines acquired
yo dotards i still play this game because i love itwhat are you gonna do about that huh
>I'll miss Secret vs Liquid because of this shitty timezone AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>247105742Give you a bro job, no homo
wich doto wud u fug
>>247107228Drow but only after at least 10 other men have a go
>>247107228luna i bet she is into bdsm
>>247105403Considering how much of a pain it is to get the stacks that might be a good idea.manta + blink might be the real meme though
>>247107228short list: willow, wyvern, maiden, r63 tblade
>>247108697yeah, blink on abbadon is also cool because your ult will always let you blink out for free. i think you go like phase drums vlads manta and then whatever
>>247107228i'd fuck some of the monster types
d2g used to be at the forefront of the shitpost meta with such classics as>just ward lycan's jungle>the merits of the latest clan_iraq build>is barny our guide discussions>mason ignored the throw orderthose days are beyond us bros
>>247109964lina has a point desu
>>247109964I never cared about any of that garbage and I'm glad it's gone.
>>247109964>our guidestupid phoneposter
>>247107228Enchantresscan't say no to sopping wet doe cunt
>tfw no siege hero
>>247093382Where is this pictograph from good sir?
Been nearly 6 years since pic related. Artour went back and forth between Secret/EG chasing a TI to cement his legacy. Now that looks like an absurd pipe dream with his struggles to even win a Major. He's playing with a TI winning offlane and mid. And a support duo with multiple majors between them. How much help does Lebron need?
>>247107228All except Medusa, Spectre, Naga, DP and LC. Probably LC too. Especially the blue/purple girls.
>>247112604>All except Medusa, Spectre, Naga, DP and LC.>Naga>Medusashit taste detected
>>247112885wife drow ranger
>>247112718They don’t have human vaginas so they’re automatically disqualified. Ench too for that matter, but I would still let her human half service me.
>>247112912but she cheats on you every chance she gets
why do i find it impossible to take someone's gaming opinions seriously if they dislike mobas, or at least are dismissive of themlike that shouldn't matter at all if they're sharing their opinion of Red Dead 2 or some shit but for some reason it just makes me wanna throw them out a window for even talking
Who should get the next model update?
>>247113086the only good "moba" is dota 2, so its not even a bad opinion
>>247113095morphling, he should've gotten a remodel with ti7
>>247111630>a terrible player like cuckingmad won a TI before le genius NA talent arteezyeven if wins a TI down the road, how will he ever recover?
>>247069830>>247097191>anon deliveredwhat is the meaning of this
>>247113535someone BASED is among us
>a goldmine like autochess slipped away from valve's handswhy do i feel so bad? i'm not even that big of a valvedrone, the only valve games I own are cs1.6 and dota
*Saves your game*
>>247114135my game is doing just fine thank you very much
>>247114135mobile version soon
what is the most true to canon 5v5 matchup?
Does any hero even build this item?
>>247115758no but i will on my next WD match if i get to lvl 25 for ultra heals
How do I get a rampage bros?
>>247115996play naix, buy radiance
quick reminder, if you don't pick mid this kind of guy gonna take it
>>247117293still salty about that? you were posting that yesterday.
>>247117293t. petulant child
>>247117480Yes I'm a bit salty, considering the "git gud" advice tend to fall apart when valve send you the biggest ruiners I ever saw in 4 dotard year.>>247117515>t. rbthley
>>247064657>it's a 1k total games played huskar randomer waits til lvl 9 to get 1 point in burning spears then proceeds to run away from fights at 30% hp with a skilled oracle standing next to him episode>win anyway so he learns literally nothing and feels justified not being 40/0/0 by 20 minutes because he maxed burning spears and hit right mouse button on red guys
Where can i see the standings?
>>247115996veil aghs refresher disruptor is literally my 1 rampage, but i dont play carries
MORE E-SPORTS TODAY
>>247079256>aztec jungle ruins skins>no gore, human skullswhy the fuck couldnt we get the koreans instead of the chinks? skeleton king died for these literal bugmen labor drones, hundreds of good skins will never happen because china likes dota
>>247117996oh shithow many hours until eatsports?
>>2471183201 (ONE) hour until Secret vs Liquidhttps://liquipedia.net/dota2/DreamLeague/Season_11
>>247117895Post link all ifind is qualifiers.
Any chance infamous takes a game vs fnatic? Also>mom just made me nutella pancackesIt feels good to be a neet
finally good team playing
who here playing dota for fun
Stream is live dotardshttps://www.twitch.tv/dreamleague
>>247119126y do u yuropoors put that goop on everything
Unprotected consensual intercourse with Jorien.
Why is bulld*g so f*t dotards
are these two brothers or something
OVERGROWN ENCHANTED JUNGLE RUINS
The panel autism is pretty charming tonight actually
>>247119984but he's thinner now
>Godz desperate to dress as a slutty little girl on stream again
>>247120153dotard is the best
>>247120153once you start you can't go back
I want to explore Sheever's overgrown enchanted jungle ruins.
>>247119973peanut butter is wholesome, nothing but peanutsnutella is a sugery chemical bomb
>>247120282desu it should be the whole team of Liquid babysitting Miracle.
>The only good game of the day ruined by memecastFuck I'm out this major was a mistake
>>247120435It should be all of Liquid (and NIP) on M_Cs back
>>247120334yes but it's taste sucks and makes me wanna puke meanwhile chocolate praline is the best chocolate product besides chocolate milk
which game are u lads watching?
>>247120617peanut butter's taste sucks?likely cause youve been spoonfed sugar all your life
>>247120635Despite the memecast it's gotta be Liquid v Secret. Finals tier match. Will switch to EG v VG to watch Artour choke if the game gets one sided.
>>247120196what's her name?
>>247120635liquid secret no doubt
>>247120651peanuts are disgusting no matter which way you slice it. btw most products here have far less sugar than their american equivalents. you even make your toast bread sweet you disgusting motherfuckers
>>247120918>you even make your toast bread sweet you disgusting motherfuckersrich coming from the faggot who needs to dump nutella in his pancake batter
>>247120918t. allergic to peanutspeanuts and peanut butter are a staple high test food, I bet you think all fats and cholesterols are bad for you LOL
>dreamleague mods deleting references to the memeshooterbased
mosque shooter hero when?
>>247121065damn do you even know how to read anon?when did i speak about nutritional value? i spoke about personal tasteor are you so stupid as to believe that no one in europe likes or understands its nutritional value cause i hate it's taste
>>247121293dump some nutella on the peanut butter little baby
>>247121293you're not making any sense, you're saying peanut butter is disgusting, saying that you don't eat peanut butter right? there isnt really a good replacement for peanuts in the male diet so i'm forced to assume i'm talking to some frail onions-fueled ectomorph with translucent skin, someone who is allergic to peanuts and mad jelly of all the free testosterone in my virile male body, or a child who refuses to do right by his body because "it tastes funny". none of the above's opinions on peanut butter are valid, whichever one you are
I know it's memeleague but for fucks sake
>sirmeme & admiraltwitch casting duo
>>247121697>>247121718love it with the dreamleague chads trigger frogposters
I'm having to watch Khezzu steam for the Liquid vs Secret game
>if miracle dies 3 times liquid lose
>>247121861factual and correctpilled
>overusing the "sh*t" wordnot... cool....
>still can't use mist coil on yourself?????????????????????
havent been following e memesports in a whilehow is EG doing right now?
wtf i actually like slacks casting??
These two chucklefucks aren't going to cast the whole bo3 are they?
>>247122064i hope they cast the whole thing
Liquid are done get outta here
more like team shitquid
>I doubted off vengeI'm sorry puppey-sensei, please forgive me
jesus christ nobody can stop secretthere is literally no point watching this major
>>247120635Kiwis vs Pakistan
remind me, why does liquid draft 0 stuns?my 2k necro spammer wisdom is that you can't play necro aggressively if you can't catch people
one more miracle death boys
>puppey still doesnt have boots
>>247122264Puppan drafting a 3 position Venge and Lesh at the same time. Absolutely based.
>team mosquidS W N LWNL
>midjuan throwing another gamelmao
>Europe vs EuropeThis is so sad. We should be fighting the ch*nks, not each other.
>>247122462I want to fuck both of them
>>247122603watch out duuuude!
Unironically having a bit of a chuckle at this cast 2bh
I don't fucking understand why the disconnects and abandons are always on my team, and they're always during the 15-30 minute mark.
>>247122787>tfw no finn gf(male)
>>247122696me too, always enjoy some banter with the ladsbulldog is becoming almost bearable as a caster
secrets lanes way too dominant
that is a wowzers
>>247122836you are the only constant
>tune in>Slacks castingAnd turn off again.
hey guysis this the new major
whoever thought slacks casting was a good idea needs to stop
>>247122479 >>247122426 >>247122425 >>247122416 >>247122413???Why so silent now, kiddos?
>>247122923no, this is lewd anime girlsthe new major is being streamed on twitch or in game
>>247122959it's just the old "throw game one to sweep" strat kuro does all the time
>Secret wins>EG wins>pedur losing>Mineski winningbased game 1s so far
>>247123078this mineski game is interesting but everything else is as it should
dota esports is the comfiest of them all
>>247123557I slept 40 minutes last nightthis esports is keeping me from killing myself right now and you dotards, no homo
>>247074841current year and dotards still dont have anime ads like lultardsI'm speechless
The absolute state of Paris
Lmao no gg from LGD. Just an early disconnect.
>>247123754don't you mean Christchurch?
>>247123707love you anon
Shadow shaman is by far the most boring suport to watch in the entire game
Oh no no no no no no no we got too cocky Apex and chink bros
LIQUID ARE SOOOOO SHIT NOW
miracle's been underperforming for months
>these are "pro" teams
>>247124241They're pretending. They want to fly under the radar like OG.It's not gonna work.
>>247123805lolterrorists with a sense of humor
>Slacks bulldog castholy based
>Miracle bought 3 branches>Nisha bought 4Is this a fresh safelane meme?
holy shit valve patched the "kebab time" voice line out of the game
Is triple wraith worth it on Morph now? Especially with a wand? Seems item-slot inefficient, if he wants to fight early wouldn't a yasha be better?
Remember when Majors used to look like this? And /d2g/ would go through multiple threads per day? What went wrong bros, I want to go back...
>>247125019Slots don't matter.
>>247125019miracle goes triple wraith because liquids whole strategy is to make space for him until he can 1v9
>>247125019>item-slot inefficientAnon, the only time slot efficiency matters is 120 minutes into the game and you need to decide between another rapier or boots.
>>247125106Nice TI screencap doomposter. they only updated the Dota artwork on Twitch recently
>oracle: space created
>>247124724oy vey goyim muslims are european too
>>247125627Majors got the same amount of viewers, my point still stands.
Can someone tell me who started this position 4 puck? I remember seeing it in immortal pubs a few months back and now everyone's doing it.
>>247088053>last pick huskar>game is a 62 minutes guaranteed winalmost had an heart attack
>>247125783why arent you vilifying tobiwan then?
>Liquid vs Secret>Bulldog and SlacksOk this is epic.
>miracle 3rd deathits all ogre now
shitquid is not even an opponent for secret anymore
wait this is slacks i thought this was sheever doing a weird voice
>miracle playing like a retard against good teamsROFL
False Promise is the problem.Such ultimate saves are game breaking. Shallow grave has the same problem to some degree too.
>>247126231picking the same shit for 3 years now is the problem
>>247125958lol, they are SO FUNNY! OMEGALUL PEPGAGA
>>247126231grave never was a problem spell.
How is Slacks casting getting worse the longer he does it
if slacks dropped the meme voice he would be great at casting desu
Why is Slacks trying so hard?
>>247126261bulldog plus black is the true casterkino
>play 3 turbo game>the same guy on my team 3 in a row>win all of themhe's was my lucky charmno gay btw
This will be the last year that this Liquid lineup will be playing together.
Who can stop El Presidente?
secret literally unbeatable
I sometimes mistake Slack's voice for Sheever's.
>kuroky? never heard of her
Was the EG vs VG series entertaining? Might watch VODs instead of the lower bracket
>>247126425I met a sugar daddy while doing cavern crawl on turbo. Gave me all sets from both collectors caches and like 200 levels. All i gotta do is play cm for him.
>>247125869its just common sense. the hero is too trash to be played as a 3 so just play it as a support. Just draft other heroes that are a bit defensive so your carries arent completely out for themselves
El Presidente and his delegates will take TI9.
>>247126593Do you put on a gay voice?
>>247126583Both stumps>>247126628Na he knows im a dude
>>247126593i played really well in a ranked game and someone commended me and gave me a wallpaper
Midone? More like Ch*nkOne.
>>247126794Very lewd tomboy
>>247126794Kanbaru second best girl!
Sheever has the motor skills of a koala
Why do "talent" like to suck themselves off so much?
>>247127252Enough to slay shitskins.
redpill me on PSG.LGD
Does RTZ drums on Ursa for the memepush timing?
>>247127460they're shit and they lost to a team that can't even make a major for an entire year in a bo5 at ti8
This shit doesnt feel like a major. Noone like this gay ass memes. Fucking redditors
>>247127436>slaymore like get slain by shitskins LMAO
>>247127948>redditorsyou mean tobiwan, beloved representative /d2g/?
>>247127460fy + 4 standins
>>247127515yeah le memepush is important, if your team is coordinated its still all aura in this meta
>>247127948>This shit doesnt feel like a major. Noone like this gay ass memes. Fucking redditorsYuropeons cannot make a good LAN.No wonder why 3/4 Premier tournaments are hosted by Chinese.
El presidente will win ti9 and we all switch back to wc3 in peace
>>247127948Last major was in kiev, these are nu majors
>>247126947t. seething subhuman shitquid fangay
How tf do you play PAShe's fun in lane when you're just spamming harass but the second it gets to mid or lategame everyone's grouped and you can barely do anything
>>247128507just keep throwing daggers, ricing and forcing the enemy to use tps to stop your "stealth push"
the race to see who gets kicked first between bryle and yawar is still on
WHY IS FY PLAYING SUPPORT PANGO AAAAAAAHHHH
>>247128473What did tobi do?
>>247129524probably asks to actually get paid so we're stuck with a bunch of amateurs
huh, so you really can carry through archon as a supporthttps://www.dotabuff.com/players/58302161/matches
>>247129524Fucked your waifu
>all top teams are playing>/d2g/ is this deadwhen did this general die?
>>247129631You're an awful core player my dude
>>247129524tobi demanded that valve make the major system more inclusive than non-valve manage lansvalve caved to his demands and now we have the nu-majors system
>>247129741why do you say that
>>247129692dead game, TI10 will be played on autochess
>>247129878INTRODUCING OUR FEATURED SHOWMATCH, DENDI VS OPENAI AUTOCHESS!
>>247129824Terrible item choices and awful KDA every game
>>247129692the gulag has been dying for a long time nowspamming the same shit memes over and over gets tiring
>>247129979i don't think looking at my dotabuff can tell you my reasoning for buying the items i did, especially if you only take a first glancemy only real flaw as a core is my farm but i usually make up for that with positioning and superior tactics
>>247129831>>247129878>>247129982Bet you aren't even 6k.
the absolute state of natus vincere
>>247130168if they were 6k they would have quit like any sane person
>>247130168what does my mmr have to do with the health of /d2g/?
>bitch made mid laner disconnects after getting picked off>gets and abandon after 5 minutes>as we are about to destroy the enemy ancient he reconnects
>nip camping shrine>fy rolling thunders in pretending to deward and suicides, but wastes their stuns>rest of LGD moves and wipes peedur and his stack completely off the mapwhat a godlike play. how do I get to this level bros
>tfw 1700 gpm in turbo mode>tfw 5 min BF, vlad 2 min afterthis should be forbid to have so much fun
chalice has 4000 less networth than 33 but 4000 more impactu plebs should be taking notes on how to play offlane
>>24713059033 has been awful for ages now
>new hero out for over a week>picked ZERO (0) times across all proffesional tournaments sincewhat a blunder
Can someone please snap Zyori's jaw? They always put this faggot on games I wanna watch.
>>247130732>first new hero in years that isnt an absolute broken free mmr mess on release>not being played by mmr queensI wonder
OH NO NO CHYNA BROSWE GOT TOO COCKY
I don't think peedur will be able to finish this.
nip is throwing so hard that they're going to become an NA team
Does anyone here play on a 60% board? What is your layout like? Is playing without the function row harder? I want to make myself one but I'm worried about how much of an impact losing the f keys would have
THE FRENCHMAN ARE THROWING IT!
>reformed>stay positive, play my best for amonth, tired of low goodboi score>it works, people are beginning to be better skillwise in my team>conduct summary : don't move a single digit>check GCPD>last 25 games : 24 are fine with commends, reported in a single one>I got reported by a crayon-eating retard invo who manage to be 4 level below everyonetell me one report over 25 matches do jack shit, please.
>>247131209yeah i use one, leaves plenty of desk space for tampons and lipstick
>morphling 1v5 for full 5 minutesnothing wrong with this hero amirite guys?
>>247131209>no function Rownot even a choice for me, been double tapping f1,2,3 since 2002
>>247131362>he doesn't abuse behaviour in dedicated channelsYour fault famalam
>>247131391>goes from 500hp to 2k in a matter of seconds>NO MANA REQUIRED BTW HAHAthe frog strikes again
anyone have the AA ulting africa image?
>>247131362the real highlight is the 14 last hits
OH NO NO NO PEEDURR BROSWE GOT WAAYYYY TOOOOOOOO COCKY
>losing to lgd without maybe
>>247131784peedur should learn from puppy and go get some seadogsi heard raven is available
i want one of moxxi's high heels to puncture my belly button
le epik china slayer MAGA man xDD slain by china
NiP played pretty ok for a tier 3 team desu, I was expecting them to get completely destroyed but they put up a decent fight
>>247122787>news media prefer Sneaky gay ass over this
>>247131209I use a TKL. I need those functions keys.
>>247122787what the fugg?
>mason & the peruvians vs fnatic>america vs chynawhich game we watchin bros?
>>247132425>giving a fuck about mason
>>247066591For starters GabeN plays Dota 2 in his office most of the time. No it's not a joke. The company is completely disorganised resulting in everyone doing nothing and getting paid for it.
>americans have to cheer for teams filled with europeans, peruvians or koreanssad
>>247132624all the burgers moved on to pro CoD or whatever the fuck is popular there.
>>247131209I bought 60% without realising I have all controll groups on functions, I haven't assed to change my keybinds yet so I just haven't played any heroes with micro.
>>247132624There's the only people who still play Dota Two
>>247132624yanks only care about leagues
>>247066819living the dream
>>247132802aren't all the "pro" owl players gooks?
>>247132930Only about 60%
So I stopped playing for 3-4 months because of>DED GAEM LMAOI come now and see 1 million players online.What happened ?
>>247133023drow got a remodel
>>247133023slot machine custom game, new hero, drow became pretty
>>247133023loli hero released
>>247133023AutochessExpect the number to drop like a stone when dedicated autochess games come out.
>>247133023>falling for le dead game memeretards have been doomposting since 2012
>So I stopped playing for 3-4 months because of >DED GAEM LMAOleave, we dont need people like you that runs from a game or comes to a game just because its popular or not.
NAVI V FINALE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>dropping games to Chaosoh nononono
When does the King play?
How do you fix NA dota?
>>247133563>the 20 year old boomer
>buy autochess>dont make a dedicated game so they have to use dota 2 clientthere
>>247131615Yeah I need this tooAA Ice Blasting Africa is one of the memes I still miss in my dota folder
Can El Mason beat Daryl?
i think we should replace dotards with doetards to make it even more dota because of doe and enchantress haha what do you guys think
>>247122479>>247122426>>247122425>>247122416>>247123013>>247124292>>247124396>>247126158>>247126456JUST GOT HOME FROM WORKINGHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHASHITQUID FANKEKS????BNTFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBASED SECRETBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASED
>>247134431this but unironically
>>247133902How about dooturds to represent how stinky you dota retards are?
>>247134431>this is how the wagie copes with his life as an existential cuckoldYikes
The best Dota 2 player.... ever? Yes.DOTA ALL STAR MASON MADE HIS SPLASH ON THE COMPETITIVE SCENE BY SHITTING ON KIDS WHO HAVE BEEN MAKING PENNIES FOR YEARS WHILE HE STROLLED IN AND WON MULTIPLE TOURNAMENTS AND MADE FAT STACKS.WIDELY REGARDED AS THE BEST PROFESSIONAL DOTA 2 PLAYER IN THE SCENE BY HIS PEERS AND FANS, MASON REMAINS HUMBLE AND EAGER TO LEARN. EVEN THOUGH HE NO LONGER PLAYS, HE STILL HAS IMMENSE RESPECT FOR PEOPLE WHO TAKE THE GAME SERIOUSLY.NOW LIVING A LUXURIOUS LIFESTYLE REMOVED FROM THE DOTA SCENE, MASON ENJOYS SPENDING HIS TIME READING BOOKS, WALKING HIS DOG, AND MAKING LOVE TO HIS BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND.
what the actual fuck is slacks doing is he humping a panda on a major stream? wtf
>>247134431Why are liquid fangays like this?
>>247134960creating a human resources complaint
>>247134508ill fuck you in the ass, faggot
>>247135026Pandas are not humans.Silly dotard.
>>247091552Based and nagapilled
Why are they advertising condoms to a bunch of permavirgin dotards?
>>247135306Because dotards want to buttsex each other and not get aids
>infamous is beating fnatic
Isn't Fnatic supposed to be the top sea team right now? Their coordination looks awful.
>>247135735>>247135782>hues eat monkeys>fnatic are monkeysHardly a surprise
Infamous is an NA team now
This man is the biggest loser in the dota scene. How has he not killed himself yet? The kick from OG was brutal.
>american wins when the team picks a dumb fat ogre controlled by a greedy manletHmmmm rmyt
>>247136418this guy's only claim to fame is his impressions
mason carrying 4 spics against an asian premade just like in pubs
Is mason the best NA carry
timado won his lane?what the h*ck
>>247136720Better than arteezy to be sure, but can he beat poopkid?
How does MP still get picked up by teams
>>247136757poopkid hasn't even made it to a tier 4 meme squad in opens yet
Is the EE fnatic unironically better than this one? This roster seems completely stable at the start but they seems to be in a decline and is pretty volatile like the 2018 roster.
>>247136418Considering how much opportunities he has had it's not a very good record but in absolute terms he has managed to keep himself in the scene quite well.
>na'vi 13x0 chaosI was going to say na'vi is back I don't trust them.
>>247136953at this point there's nothing else to blame but himself. Imagine being signed onto a TI-winning team and being kicked after a month. Optic did surprisingly well, but the OG debacle was probably the final blow.
>>247137106his replacement got the same results as him thoughand ana is also going to have the same resultsadding a new player doesn't make 7shit suddenly good
>picking doom AND venomancer
>>247137554>7shitwell, he did win that TI finals for them, so there's that.
>MC offlane SFnani the fuck
>MC is on SFtruly a god of dota
>offlane shadow fiendwhat the fuck
What are the chances of EE ending up on Chaos when they purge the BRs?
>>247137772raze is super strong and SFs are building greaves nowadays. zai has been playing it too
simpsons dota episode when
>>247137621>he made 1 play that was worth noting over the course of 5 entire games>won the entire series somehow with said 1 playright
>>247137972t. ass shattered chink
>>247137972and yet he won TI. there's nothing to debate her, he pulled off the impossible that starlets like rtz who everyone praises have spent years trying, but always fell short when it mattered most.
>>247138038go ahead and link the 2nd play he made then i'll wait. you have 5 entire games of footage to go through i'm sure there's a 2nd play.go on then.
>>247138186he won ti like brian scalabrine won the nba finals
>>247138038more like ass shattered shartour dickriders
fuck i missed the nigger ass i wanted to see that webm
>>247138394>the 'umad' defense in current yearso as i said, 7shit awful player, no rebuttal from OG fangays. ana will not save your team.start looking into how much 5th place at the next minor pays out
oh universe is playing pos4 nowi guess they realized uni wasn't actually an offlaner
>>247138243Game 1 he was kist a treant. Still, kept mid alive which gave OG good fights there and helped topson snowballGame 4 he got several pickoffs and kept OG in the game while the rest were feeding, you just fell for the hype caster memeGame 5 he gpt good farm while OG's lanes were crumbling and found ame when he TP'd to shrine which made them win the following fightsHe was good, what else do you want
>>247138838>he generically performed well even though it was previously claimed that he single handedly won ti grand finals and no i can't actually still show a 2nd play he madelul>u fell for hype caster not medouble lul
>they actually think that TI is a show about skill and passion rather than a scripted event orchestrated by valve
>>247139047Not even the biggest sadist would've scripted TI4 to happen as it did.
How did Kuro not ban Clock against this draft? Kaka is destroying Liquid
>>247139047legit ive been thinking this since ti5/6
Wait so this chink team lost to TNC with standins but beats liquid?Are filipinos the most powerful dota players in the world?
miracle doesnt give a fuck after the shitquit cover up
>>247139380There are no good chinese teams currently now that Maybe left LGD
>>247115758I've built it on undying chen and wisp before. For most healers its a honeypot, but sometines it can work pretty well
this might be useful in the near future
Is MC drunk?
It's like liquid just don't care
>leshrac, earthshaker and shadow fiend>no clockwork ban
Can I get an update on the mind status?
Balding manlets. When will they learn?
>>247139357Here's a possible script this year if OG will perform better once ana starts playing again>china teams are getting weaker>OG starts getting good again>they become a powerhouse again and qualify for TI>TI rolls through>china teams get knocked out left and right>save for a chinese dark horse or LGD>chinese lower bracket cinderella story>they either meet OG in the finals or semis for a payback>5 full games TI finals>million dollar insert skill here meme>china wins aegis on home turf>valve reinvigorates the chinese sceneAfter all that "respect" drama and the TI cycle being broken its clear that valve is trying to woo the chinese scene with this master plan because there's not much hope of growth for the NA scene so they are compensating with the biggest crowd they can get.
>>247140254If it was scripted then a Chinese team would beat EG in the finals to make up for Sumail embarrassing them on their clay.
>>247140254Retarded script posters like you exist since TI2. They were even saying it was all a ploy to attract chinese players back then too. Then in TI3 it was all a swedish conspiracy with alliance in dota and NIP/Fnatic in CSGO, then TI5 was a script to attract americans, and so on and so on. Just stop.
>>247140552>it worked every single time as it intended toWhat's your point?
sheever is so bad as host
>>247140552Anon, it's just funny to think of dota in terms of a written story, because it works.And valve actively invites these comparisions with their documentaries.
epic weaver pick :)
mason discordfags told me he was the best weaver in the world...
name 3 heroes:1 easiest to play2 snowball potential3 strongest in 1v1solo ranked purpose
>>247140889I think his itemization was the problem, not the hero.
>>247140714Clearly you've never seen her host MY DICK
>>247140946>He fell for the wrongcord memeOnly the /d2g/ discord is right
>2019>south america still gets welfare slots
>>247140970Wraith King for all three points
>2019>north america still gets welfare slots
>>247140970>easiest to playspectre>snowball potentialmars>strongest in 1v1dota is a team game retard just pick viper lmao
>>247140946>he's the best 40% winrate hero player in the world
>>247140701That's only because I'm mentioning half the script posters. Retards were also saying thatTI2 valve would rig it for navi to prove chinese teams could be beat and attract western players (TI2 was when chinese and west rivalry really picked up)Ti3 how it was scripted for navi because icefrog/valve liked them or some shitTI4 how EG would win to attract americansTI5 how it was scripted for CDEC to win because it was a cinderella story of being a qualifier team (and again attract chinese players)Just get some help and use your creativity for something else instead of these retarded stories in your head
seems like a minor change but that change they made to mars portrait makes him look way more menacing and even good
at what bracket do retards stop picking ""junglers"" when they don't get their lane?This shitstain was on the enemy team so I'm not complaining but still, I though 5k average games were supposed to be decent
This girl Moxxi's fucking head is enormous.
>>247141668>other people guessed wrong which invalidates those who guessed the script correctly
>>247142131what happened to your beloved script during ti8?
>the caster duo on the Liquid gamewhy is this allowed
>>247142204Moxxi is a fine play by play
>>247141873>3k >jungling retards>5k>jungling retarded account buyers
>>247142310Maybe it's just my problem but sharp or feminine voices irritate the fuck out of me especially when it's being used to yell into a mic. She annoys me in the same way that OD annoys me when he confuses shouting with hyping
mason es mi pastor
>enemy midder teleports top>call miss and ping spam top>he gets double kill anyway>ffs repport mid noob fuck mother
>>247142607be happy we don't have those autimso chicks from smash or csgoby far the worst sounding women in esport
>>2471423303-5k you either got the account buyer or the account booster on your teamsometimes you get booster vs booster tooor my personal favoritebooster vs the guy whose account he boosted
I fucking love my analysts doing nothing but shit on players like they're good and spouting twitch memes and catchphrases
>Liquid drafting lmao2bearswhat year is it
>>247142189>valve noticed dota is dying in the west>made the biggest underdog win coming from a fan favorite?????
>>247143214this but unironically
>Ching chongs still seething
who the fuck is this stupid whiny bitch on the mic, I've never hit the mute button so fast in my life
Holy shit. Bulldog doesn't seem to realize he isn't on his own stream at home. He could very well be called out on that sexual shit with a female co-host and get blacklisted. We're in a #metoo era.
>>247143592jej, 6/10i was talk about about the other bitch
>>247143270why didnt they make EG win though, ribbit loves RTZ sumail and s4, and EG werent a top team leading up to TI, same as OG.
Keen are taking 0 fucking damage
>nothing noticably out of the ordinary is said or implied>check /d2g/ and they're outraged
>>247143592>pixelated crying laughing emoji 1000x1000.jpg
Top 5 best designed abilities in the game1. Refraction2. Fate's Edict3. Power Cogs4. Shadowraze5. Bramble Maze
>liquid ursa & LDWTF bros I love liquid now?
>>247143806>5. Bramble Mazei disagree with this. otherwise ok list.
someone explain vacuum + wall to methis doesn't do anything
Jesus... kaka really deserves his name.
>>247143806SUPERNOVAECHO SLAMBLACK HOLECHRONOSPHERESPELL STEAL
>>247144053wall used to do damage. casters are lagging like 2 years. it used to be a real thing.
I've been playing this game on and off for 3 years and remained the 1k equivalent( Guardian 3?).How do I stop having matches l;ike this and actually learn to git gud? I was the necrophos.
Why doesn't Liq*id jst disband?
>>247144357>11 death 300 gpm core with 14 killsyou probably rambo constantly in teamfights like a retard, learn when to pick fights and when to ditch your shit teammates to farm
HOLY H*CK THAT URSA MOVESPEED HOW IS THAT BALANCED
>>247144357explain your item build to me.Why did it take you 13 minutes to get blademail after arcane boots? That's around 170 GPM?Why did you decide to buy Arcane Boots at all in this game? Why did you buy a mek? Why did it take you 20 minutes to get that Aghanim? That's 210 GPM.Why did you start building the Shiva's Guard with the Mystic Staff instead of the Platemail, when you knew you needed armor?You have 77 creeps in a 50 minute game. How do you justify numbers this low?Let me tell you the secret you need to improve:just hit creeps retard
>>247144357There is 13min between your boots and blade mail, thats like 150gpmThere's 20min between mekanism and scepter. Thats like 200gpm. You got 77 last hits and the game lasted over 50min. That's a big problem. What was your role anyway?
>>247144789They will soon, miracle wants out
>>247143705fly and s4 left og for them so oghad bigger underdog status.
>team lesquid Uhmm??
>>247144357Necro is a hero that is too difficult for guardianshitters like you, because you need to buy the correct items depending on the enemy lineup. Please play easy heroes that don't require you to think about the items you are buying. That'll get you about 500mmr
didn't liquid win literally every dreamleague ever?
>not even rating
I've been gone for years and Admiralbulldog looks so much better holy shit>if they had a better Lone Druid player
HOW DID LIQUID LOSE TO A BUNCH OF RANDOM CHINKS THAT LOST TO A BUNCH OF PINOYS WITH A STANDIN AT WESG
>>247145301tnc is obviously top 2
Was TI7 a fluke?
>>247145276mind control can play all of bulldog's heroes better than bulldog, kuro's drafts are shit
>>247145301except for kaka keen is a decent team and clearly liquid has coordination problems
>>247144949I was following a a steam guide for the item build.>>247145134What are some easy carries I should be playing to build skill?
Was that outdraft?
>>247145301>random chinks>old chicken>old eLeVeN>kakabased retard bro
>>247145543They lose, so yes. Always blame the draft in that case.
>>247144357Make a new accountSub 2k is just random retards hell
>>247145475>liquid has coordination problemshow? r***** has literally spent the last two years circlejerking about muh le EPIC liquid teamplay coordination
>>247145567t. subhuman bulldog subscribermind control is better than bulldog ever was, get over it
>>247145693And? Things change.
>>247145827t. trash control
after puppey cut his long hairs always seem to me that he was unable to find his haircut and just gone standard modei have the same problem
>>247145950Lack of good hair is probably the problem with fng these days
>>247145520The thing about necro is that even the type of boots you buy is decided by the enemy lineup, because what you need differs depending on what you play against, Phase, PT and Arcane are all good on Necro, but what you're going to be going for depends on what you're playing against. Necro is very complicated, because his abilities are so simple.>What are some easy carries I should be playing to build skill?this >>247145689Invoker doesn't require you to think, you just need to buy Aghanim, cast sunstrike at things while farming it and then just use all your spells to win the game.
>mason lost two in row to fnatic to lose the series 1-2 while we weren't lookingmasonbros, we got too cocky
>chaos vs liquidis liquid lose against that... it has to be the end
reminder shadowraze has lol design and if it was created these days people would claim "lol ability" but since he was in dota 1 nobody says shit
>>247145683>make new account>get 2-2.5k because lmao overcalibration>drop down to sub 2k over the next 50 games because you're a 300 gpm core playerdon't do this, you can get 3.5k just by hitting creeps properly
Who was casting the shitquid game? If it's shill or memedog then I don't want to watch it.
>>247146576Yeah meat hook is also a LoL abilitySagee
>>247146704No.The longer you stay in the trench the more you get bad habits, like first picking bristleback to be sure your offlane medusa won't ruin your lane or afk farming instead of doing objectives.
>Navi>4 - 29>21min
given max level and items whats the hardest hero to kill solo?
March pls don't choke to these jokers
>a tournament without feces in human form also know as kyleclearlt, world peace is closer
>>247146969>no dendiwhy does anyone give a shit about this team again?
>>247146214I thought Invoker was one of the most challenging heroes. Also, what should I have bought in that match?
>>247148318he's bullshitting you, don't touch invoker in ranked before you've grinded at least 50-100 normal games with him
>>247148191dendi fans pretending they are fan of the team
>>247148702Invoker is one of the most braindead heroes in the game. He requires no thinking whatsoever just following the same pattern over and over which is why all invoker players are autistic mouth breathers
>mid dazzle>np support>lionwtf peedur?
your core is nothing without a supportwho's the real carry now?#supportiscarry
>chat off>say nothing just do my job>team endlessly ping spamming me because i wont join in their retarded dives>end the game by far the best score>3 reportsthis is just shit
>accidentally click gorgc stream>in the split second his stream appears hes blaming his teammateshow this guy gets 5-10k views I'll never know
why is that most of the games are ending in complete shitstomp?
>>247150164because it's dota
>>247149918Match ID, I can guarantee that your farming was bad and you were hitting medium camps in the jungle instead of pushing when the enemy team was 5 manning
>>247148318Invoker is really easy in the sense that he does everything and he only needs to buy one item.The trade-off is that you need to press button fast.>>247148702Exort Invoker is the easiest hero to play in dota, if you disregard mechanics.
Based PPD well on his way to winning his first major
in two memes or less: tell me how liquid lost to keen.
>>247150020>high rank>no facecam>talks about what his doing instead of only memeing 24/7>not a russian>not doing autochess 24/7>streams fairly consistentlyThe only other option right now is dreamleague and not everyone cares about pro dota or casters specifically and then next non russian stream is some literal 3k with 300 viewers
>>247149918>that teammate on a snowballing hero with 0 counters in the game doing nothing but farming in safe positions while always having his TP on cooldown because he uses it to maximise his farm to the point where he is almost always on the wrong side of the map pinging >tp on 30 seconds but he isnt even preassuring the other lane because he makes a jungle rotation insteadI know who you are anon
>>247101626giveth source please
>>247150636isnt artour a member of reddit?
zyori is actually watchable now
Has PooPooPee finally been exposed as a shit captain?
>>247132736>>247131209why the fuck would anyone do this to themselvesdoesnt even look good
>>247152695he was only good with EG
>>247152695ppd has exposed yurop as having a bunch of over rated talentppy is the only saving grave they have
>>247152740its a reddit thing, they love 'minimal' keyboards even if they have to sacrifice functionality, there is a subreddit where whoever can post a keyboard with the fewest keys wins
>>247152695why did he think he'd win anything picking up two guys puppey just kicked
>>247153453>ppd is not a bad captain, he always get shit playersand that's why he is a bad captain
>>247153964he had a good team back in EG, he just sperged out and burnt all his bridges
>>247153964He carried piecat to 6th place at TI.Let's see a euro captain do THAT.
>mars seems decent>mars is pretty balanced>mars is a bit OP>mars is completely dominantbased brainlet dotatrds taking weeks to figure out a simple hero
>>247154431*8thOptic were lucky they got an easy group at TI and got upper bracket because of it. They got 8th place by getting stomped by secret and beating a no name chink team in the playoffs
>>247155052took forever for grimstroke to receive nerfs
>>247155052suck my cock faggot