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Going to a concert with Callie!
Thank you all for the good Marie Day! Even if it begun a little rough.
Cute Octopus eating.
>Playing turf wars>Every time someone on my team got a splat they booyahed>Everyone else then booyahed back>Ended up booyahing at least 30 times that match.The most fun I had in a long time.
>>247002351What happened to this woomer's body?
>>247002351please don't discombobulate woomy
>>247002119Jokes on you, every day is Marie day.
>>247002119Marie is good
>>247002119Still a few hours left.
>>247002073wtf is a "Callie", I want to see more Muffins.
Falling asleep with an octo
>>247003378Not for me...
>>247003406Is this a muffin
>>247003523Cheer up Callie, just 364 days until Marie's next birthday!
>>247002351Don't worry woomy, I gotcha
>Before Patch, having fun and the weapons i use is enjoyable. After Patch, nerf my weapons for no reason, nerf a side arm that was harmless for no reasonPoint Sensor. Double Sensors is pointless, short toss distance is pointless, there is no point in wearing this god damn spu gear anymore, they made everything i use so pointless now.made headache inducing weapons more powerful for no reason. Specials like the Booyah Bomb keep getting buffs for no reason, which mean an increase of abusive gameplay in Turf War. Toxic Mist still have no buff to fight against dualie players and more problems they can't be ass to fix for some reason.Fuck this game! Every god damn patch seem to be a downgrade and bring in more frustration. Going back to single player games and dating sims once i reach Lv99*. Hell i can't even play my favorite map Skipper Pavilion due to being fucking early in the god damn morning American time. Also fuck Splatfest, I keep being on the losing side. I wont even be surprise Marina win again, again, and AGAIN!Thank you for reading my complaints and fuck you Sploosh players, you ruin my Turf War games!
>>247003639This is a muffin being eaten by a muffin
>>247003406Callie stop being silly
>>247003754Your posts concern me, crazy explosher man.
>>247003692There we go, all fixed again.
>>247003760Why is it so small
>>247003754please don't leave
>>247003808I'm running out of synonyms for "beautiful" to describe Marie with.
>>247003754Just wear a main of sub power up, you'll get old range and longer tracking. That change was really because three weapons with sensor got efficiency nerfs and fourth had none in the first place, now they can actually afford them.
>>247003943That's what 3 said
>>247004146No wonder Veemos want Yebbies.
>>247004190Nobody wants yebbies except for weyyos.
>>247003943It's probably the left half is the front cover and the right half is the back one
>>247003903Wished Japs made it easier for gaijin to buy their doujins. Alot of Splatoon doujins I would put down money for
>>247004364all firthy gaijins do is scan them and put them for everyone to see, and unlike with official stuff it can't be prevented because doujins themselves are technically illegal.
Trying to work out the details on this commission but the commissioner never sees the messages for like 2 days at a timeHope they're not too busy
>>247004212And the funny dorky muffin gets all of it.
>>247004848if only pearl actually looked like this
>>247004558I mean yeah I would scan them but for my own personal enjoyment as it were.
>>247004848Who killed Pearl?
>>247004848Why is her hair so off here? Does this artist really hate the forehead that much?
Nothing more pure than yebbies' affection!
>catch up with the manga>mc is a moron yet actually responds to "To me!" callouts and always uses superjump splashdown instead of panic>also shows people using coordinated specials on many occasionsFor all its trashiness I'm glad it actually teaches kids something.
>>247005371Maybe that's why the Jap kids are better than us.
>>247005582That's definitely not it
oh no! woomy inkvaded sean's truck!you gotta pay for that first, you dum woomy!
>>247005663Yeah, probably not. I'm really annoyed this is what we get for a manga.
>>247005724Speaking of Sean
>>247005871Pearl have funni feet
>>247005915what the fuck
post some cute veemos
>>247005724I work here, dumbass.
>>247006003Yeah, the manga is riddled with nude punchlines
>>247005371>always uses superjump splashdownPeople who do this, nay, people who use crutchdown at all, need to fucking gas themselves.
>>247006045Adorable sweater veemer.
>>247006254I mean, if you are using a weapon that has it, that's both more safe and more fair way of using it. You don't even have to want to use Splashdown, #1 meta weapon right now is best despite having it.
what abilities should I use with the ballpointis 3 mains of RSU overkill
>>247007040no, get more
>>247007040Stack all the RSU. Gotta go fast.
>>247007137>>247007187are these real answers
>>247007436What really is real? Can we truly know what reality is and is not?
>>247007517How can woomies be real if our eyes aren't real
This is why life has meaning
https://twitter.com/h2_fumitoshi/status/1105743467198611461Footage of a gang drive by
>>247008168BACK UP IN YO ASS WITH THE RESURRECTION
what's the point threshold for x rank
>>247008350During a month you lose X if you fall below 1900 and then lose again. At the end of a month you lose X if your power is below 2000.
>>247008168How do I protect myself from brush gangs?
>>247008634is there any rank decayhow does it work
>>247008748>lol callie i'm a sock>marie you're 30
>>247008820Marie isn't that old. 25 at most.
>>247008773None. I haven't touch solo queue in months and I still have my quad
>>247008773Not really. You can not play forever and you won't lose rank X. When you start placements each month depending upon what you ended up on the previous month you get a starting power of between 2000 and 2300 maximum. From there it all depend on how many games you win and lose and who against. So if you get to 2800 one month that progress is pretty much wiped out each month. https://oatmealdome.me/blog/an-in-depth-look-at-the-splatoon-2-ranking-system
>>24700889717 at the start of splatoon and 19 at the start of splatoon 2. so she'd be about 21.
>>247008923even after you do placements?
>>247009162When I say I haven't touch it I mean that quite literally. I haven't done placements since getting my X's. Still keep them every month.
>>247009115Something feels really off about her face to me. Take a look at this, it might help. In particular, the size of the eyes and grin, and the lips are what really bug me.
>>247009151The source you're quoting only implies that they would've had to be AT LEAST 17 in Splatoon 1. It's entirely possible they're older.
>>247009162Nothing happens to your score once you have it. Plenty of people if they get to some high enough score like 2550-2600 will just stop playing that mode anymore that month because they are already guaranteed top 500.
if splatoon 3 has clam blitz I'm not buying itwhoever came up with this nigger mode needs to have their wrists slit
>>247009992t. strategyletThey do need to make a better tutorial for it tho
Good night, /ink/.
does woomies like veggies?
>>247010197The main thing I wish people would understand is that 90% of the time standing still under the enemy net and depositing clams is not the best option. Like just throw a couple in and kill the enemies then continue. That is how you get a good push in clams.
>>247010261Sleep good, good anon.
Highly cursed videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr6ogQFLWr0
>>247010771make it stop please
>>247010469firefly not like tomatoes neither
>>247010771>Click video>See MMD in the titleNOPE>Click off
>>247011423Not all MMD's are bad, /fgoalter/ is sitting on solid gold.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2tW--X4smg
>>247012160I SAID WE'LL BE REMODELING YOUR INKHOLE
>>247010107Exploring yggdrasill with OTH and SS!
>>247011874it started fine until the swimsuit part, then the jiggle physics went out of control
>>247012287>Still can't decide my clan name after 3 weeksFuck
>>247010771>boys have the same eyebrows as the femalesthis bugs me so fucking much, it wouldn't even be that bad if the boys actually had boy like features
>>247012336It's her 3rd ascension form, and what you call a weakness, many will say is a strength.
>>247012160I want to take advantage of that woomy
>>247013752You're going into a snowglobe
thoughts about this shift?besides no defensive weapons and scope charger doesnt look that bad
>>247014272>Moron BayIt's the only map that really cripples the Aerospray's mobility.
>>247014272This is actually a solid set, squeezer is good for stingers, aerospray is pretty good for handling trash while splattershot and charger for bosses6/10, i would 999 it
>>247014272>no blastersHope you like getting Stinger'd
>>247014493yeah looks like a good shift, I can see steelheads being able to zone the full party if the charger doesnt know how to aim>>247015240but 3 of the 4 weapons are really effective against stingers
>>247015396Both the squeezer and the splattershot can handle steelheads as long as nothing else runs interference near them.
>>247014272>Squeez on moron bayIf you get low tide mothership you don't even need stingray, just keep squeez up top and let him farm eggs. That's easy 100+ eggs.
>>247014493The other way round, Aero is better against most boses because it has higher DPS, while Splattershot kills trash faster. >>247015240Three shooters, you'll do just fine. Don't forget that Squeeezer is stronger against stingers in auto mode.
>>247015992>The other way round, Aero is better against most boses because it has higher DPS, while Splattershot kills trash faster.Only at point blank range,
>>247016465Not really, salmonids have massive hitboxes compared to players so it can still land all the shots from near max range on everything, except Steelhead on level plane (and even that only because it has to aim up which it doesn't like).
>>247016748You greatly underestimate the spread of the aerospray if you think all the shots can hit the target at max distence.
>>247016810Nah, you overestimate Aero's spread. Trust me, I used to main that shit. You literally have brackets visualising max spread at max range, if brackets fit within fish entirely you'll hit even the worst RNG shots.
>>247017123No you overestimate it greatly, it might work against larger bosses like a Cohock or Maws. But good luck not whiffing against a Steel Eell, drizzler or any other smaller boss.
>>247017208You underestimate the size of their hitboxes. "Smaller" bosses are still big.
>>247017608Big, but the spread will still make you wiff. You got to get in their faces if you want to make sure things die.
>>247017724You don't have to get in people's faces to hit even when facing actual people, nevermind fish.
fishes is stupid
>trail boots: 7800, 3-star>pro trail boots: 9500, 3-star>custom trail boots: 3000, 2-starwhat the hell
>>247019206The customizations are aftermarket, the warranty is voided
>>247019408Damn that betta fish is fuckin up that seaweed dude
>>247019408Kind of weird to think of this as a Splatoon image considering the setting and all the other species hereAlso what the hell is White day
>>247019625asian valentines day more or less.
>>247019625it's like valentine's day but the other way round
>>247019408>i'm a black scottish betta, they got more *long beep* than they got the likes of me
>>247019732Asian Valentine's Day Part 2, actually
>>247018159Enjoy dying, a lot, then.>>247019408Who's the guy who looks human in appearance?
>>247020892one of the hightide era guys
>it's one of those matches where no matter what you do, there's always some fag popping out of a corner to kill youWhat do you even do at this point?
>>247019408Why is there a child in the bar?
>>247023054Maybe alcohol is served at the counter only.
>>247023054They might be in where the equivalent of a Scottish bar is in the world of Splatoon
>>247023054Nothing wrong with giving kids light stuff like beer
>>247019408What did that guy do to piss that betta fish off?
>>247024136She found out that he secretly likes ink theory.
>>247022920Be more cautious, keep track of the enemy and make it easier by keeping shit inked.
>>247019408Is this official art?
>>247022920just equip Haunt bro
>>247024445>groping Marie's boob and about to munch Callie's at the same timedamn, this woomy is pro
>>247025759a little early
All right, maggot! Fall it out. Col-o-nel Homestar Runner is recruiting the most elite team of crack commandos to invade Marooner's Bay. Do you has what it takes to join the Homestarmy? Will you bring a sack lunch and some orange slices for me and serve your country? Will you, stupid?!
>>247025926yeah sure ok
>>247025926how to play video game with this woomy
>>247025643Agent 3 (I assume based on the floppers) knows what she wants, and she wants it all: be it beeg Marie teetees or Callie's cute little boobs.
>>247024604How can I keep shit inked when I have three guns pointed at me anywhere I approach?
>>247025926are oranges okay? aren't they acidic and therefore might be bad for cephalopods? i haven't played the game so i don't know if they're in it or not
>>247026096>>247026110>>247026218All right then, maggots! Let's get out there and invade us some serious Marooner's Bay! Company... GO!
>>247026194Depends, what gun are you using?
>>247026357dum woomy didn't answer any of the questions
>>247015396>get charger>cool. steelhead duty.>be in middle of wave 3>aim at steelhead approaching basket>miss>a teammate dies somewhere>miss again>other teammates busy with bosses>miss again>2 more steelhead spawn>That's a wrap!
>>247026163Do people ever draw it the other way around? Callie big and Marie being small?
>>247027150Colo recently did a few
>>247026356Are you still playing?
https://twitter.com/Toadsili_T/status/1106129413832241152Japan gets 20 MPU chunks this week.
>>247027361Yep, you can join now.
>>247027389What happened to them being weekly for NA and Europe the news post specifically said they would be weekly. The last one was released two weeks ago now and we still have nothing.
More and more good Japanese players seem to be picking up 96 gal and mini splatling now.Who would of thought this is where the meta would end up going a few months ago.
>>247027223>that gif of them smooshing their bare boobs together
GGs MN and Z. I think K is gonna play more if you all wanna just join off of him
>>247028331Good games SM.
>>247027853H3D is at 220 and 96 is at 190, so even with its weaker inking it can now spam armor just as well while being a lot more forgiving. It'll remain in wide use until Sloshmo exits the meta and Zap/Jr/Underkensa can be used again. Mini is for hammerbros only, the special has a very narrow distribution and one of the weapons with it is irredeemable.
Good morning /ink/Time to go to work
>>247029071this is an edited version
oy Z, let the scrappers come to the basketespecially near the beginning of the round
>>247029417I know. I just prefer Marie to be beeg.
>>247029491Too bad there's no edited version of the gif
>>247029490Nah, can't be bothered.wastes too much time andscrapper*
>>247029872>wastes too much time
>>247030021Nothing is happening at the start of the round dum dum, sitting around waiting wastes time.
GGs ladsInkjet the stingers please
Anyone down for some SR?
>>247029872but you save time getting eggs to drop closer to the basket, friend
>>247030246>receive every special except inkjetthanks mr grizz
>>247028903They're using zimi not hammer. https://twitter.com/z85ia/status/1106121536312733696
>>247030583you better not be on my team ever
>>247026163She's gonna be in danger if she tries to trespass Callie's property.
>>247030337not if it's the first thing that spawns. no point in waiting.
>>247029491Ah, I see you are a squeed of culture.
>>247031028I'm one of the best players here, of course you want me on your team
>>247031212ha ha okay you baited me. no one in here's that stupidnice meme, squid
i need to pee brb
>>247031463I actually recorded a clip of how much time it wastes at the start.
sometimes I booyah and no one booyahs back...how come?
>>247031925booyahs are earned
>>247028036>not posting ithttps://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/colodraws/the-ultimate-splatfest
>>247031925You need to earn that booyah.
my bad- i decided to use inkjet too late
>>247019408>hightide era guy whose name I forgot is loving itbest image
>>247031039>>247031213>>247031863>>247032434>>247031990why are you guys doing this to me
ggs losers, i sleep
>>247027689I just got 20 special power up chunks
>>247033217ggs stinky, bb, z
Befriend the octo
I did it, I WON
>>247033217GGs dum k.>>247033340>>247033357GGs to you too.
>>247032702Because beeg is good and funni
>>247033443I was hoping that was Pearl's logo on her stomach
>>247032702Beeg Maree is good.
>>247032930Inking with Undercover is as easy as walking up to the edge of your ink and holding ZR, enemy can try to stop you but they won't splat you with shield up. The only things you should worry about are crowds of enemies because like all brellas UC hates being outnumbered, but being jumped on is not something UC is weak against. It's mobile and efficient enough to constantly set up mines in high-traffic areas, which is great both for sensor effects and because shield heals on assists. Overall, Undercover relies on good awareness, but its nature of living bait makes it good at scoutong for that awareness. When in doubt but you need to proceed, hide behind the canopy and push through.
Also, for anyone that cares. Marooner's Bay has the longest distance from boss spawn points to the egg basket, with Ark Polaris right behind it thanks to the rail system. The previous Scrapper I shot and killed was near the 7 second mark, not near the beach/docks like some of you would think with someone calling me out for it. The situation was exactly like this, very start of the round, the Scrapper was coming after me in the wrong direction so I just killed it there and then. It wasn't more than once, if Kier doesn't hate me as much as I think he does then he can vouch for me for luring Scrappers to the basket using the elevators which is faster, safer and looks a lot cooler.Would help if I bloody uploaded the webm along with this post.
>>247032930Also, don't be afraid to jump back to spawn, between cheap Splashdown and the shield your superjumps are safe even without SJ. In fact, you can specifically NOT wear it to further serve as a distraction.
>>247033995lol wtf look at this nerdhey nerd, got any nerd lingo?
Missed one yesterday
>>247036978>mar13 dayfuck I didn't know this was a thingNow I'm gonna have to go back to the last thread to save all the shit I missed
>>247036978>high waisted pants + crop topgot damn
>>247036803Yeah, I've got plenty.>>247036978Hot dayum.
Yebbies give me a reason to be happy everday!
>>247036978>armpit>wristwatchthis is just hitting all my notes
>>247036282That's a lot of chips for one muffin.
>>247039335Thank you anon, I see you have amazing taste indeed!
>>247039569Muffin must have her chips.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEDWrHcU8hgwhat the FUCK was her problem
>>247040009fishes is STUPID
>>247039552>wristwatchthis is oddly specific anon
kisses is good
>>247040009that's actually kinda cute
>>247039693All cephs have cute tootsies.
tell me /ink/is it possible to be more based than this
>>247041971yeah1(1) - 12 - 6
>>247041476But I'm a yebby lover anon, I have to be loyal to them!Even so that's a good thing to think, we should be friends!
how is SR so far?
>>247041971this cant be happening bros i thought you have to be good at the game to get rank x
>>247042334SALMON SALMON SALMON
Everyone get their free SPU chunks?
>>247042653This is cute
>>247042334Good weapon set, not so good map.
>>247042186I thought the one in the tub was naked for a second
>>247043090>>247043243Didn't even know there was another option. Never really bothered by it.
>>247043656this woomy needs big floppers again.
>>247043881Floppers is dum
>>247044000>>247044224Floppers are BIG. That's all there is to it.
>>247042334>>247042653why did you randomly post with your name and friendcode?
How do people do so badly with these weapons? Like I keep getting people who don't even manage 200 power eggs and pick up hardly any golden eggs. They are all really simple point and shoot stuff.
>>247044908Get out of go getter first
>>247045017It's profresh unfortunately.
>join a turf war>its a pacifist gameit pisses me off, but I cant kill these guys
>>247045128>He can't beat a pacifistLol what a wimp
>>247045128I tend to just leave them be as long as they let me paint the map and win. What really pisses me off is when they do that shit but then try kill me if I want to paint the map.
>>247045128I always report them, I doubt it does anything but it makes me feel slightly better.
>>247045128not killing them makes you part of the problem, unleash your hate my dude
>>247044347Do people give Marie beeg squid titties to compensate for her tiny floppers in comparison to Callie?
woomies is good, woomies is greatI wanna take a woomy out on a date!
>>247045401woomies is bad, woomies is awfulWant I want to do to woomies is unlawful
>>247045327I suppose that's one of the reasons.
>>247044719you can do whatever you want if you are a cute girl like senda
>>247045401>>247045706woomis is fine, veemos is tightsomething about your posts just ain't right
>>247045327>tinyPeople have measured Marie's tentacles in her bow and they're a bit longer than normal woomy floppers
me in splatfest team wizard: skidaddle skadoodle your n-zap is now a noodle
>>247041476But not all cephs have tootsies, anon. Particularly young ones.
>>247046429Wizards' STR, DEX and END are so low that a noodle is enough to take one down.
>>247046842More than enough INT to know that magic trumps melee in the triangle of combat
>>247047006>still believing in hard counters
>>247047006if you think your ceph has any INT you're lying
>>247047206>still believing fire is hot>still believing water is wet>still believing we need oxygen to breathe
A woomy drinking coffee.I tried to limit myself to only 16 colors.
>>247047849Nice job MK.You on a pixel art kick? Or was this and the woomycopter just coincidence?
>>247047849cute but at the same time makes me sad that we won't get boots like that in game
>>247048156Just doing some quick stuff before I finish commissions.>>247048202There's a lot of stuff we can't get in the game.>>247048361>>247048540Many thanks.
>>247050035>>247050140Yeah, it's just going to be like that.Anyone up for SR?
>>247042334Bon Jam Senda. It’s okay today, the weapons are good aside from the scope.
>>247050140no need to pity guilt people into playing with you, just ask and people will join
>>247050391>Bon JamFunnily enough I don't see Star Allies in their play history. Zan Partizanne is pretty cool though.
>>247047849whoa really nice
>>247050460It ain't guilt tripping, it's a fact.
>>247050563I see that with a lot of other players, there's someone who's had Min Min for their profile pic for well over a year now but they've never played Arms. We need more icons to be fair, I'm surprised there isn't hundreds and that there's still no Pearl and Marina icons too.
>>247050213I hope you are ok anon.I'll be able to play in like 30 minutes so I can join then.>>247050460I don't seem it as pity guilt, so don't be rude.
>>247050625well your real life has nothing to do with this thread or this game so there was no reason to mention it other than to get people to play with you>>247050751it's rude to think i want to have to see people complain about stuff that happened in their lives in a thread about a squid game. keep your implications to yourself
>>247047849Now I really don't like that the topknot doesn't actually have bangs covering the forehead.
>>247050741>Min MinI want her beanie so much. Also yeah they really don't have enough profile icons.
>>247050862>Real life has no impact on video games.So you just see this place as escapism.
>>247051005no, i see this place as a way to play video games and discuss video games. were do you think we are, /soc/?
>>247051113So you're just whining about what people talk about and are autistic.
>>247051113You must be a fun person to have around.
>>247050867We need more hairstyles with bangs in general.
SendaRoom 3/4>>247050391>>247050563oh that, I just find her cuteI should really try kirby someday
>>247051252>>247051339nope, i just don't care about people seeking attention on an anonymous image board in a thread about a squid game. why are you being so uppity about this? i'm right no matter how you see it, mods and jannies delete posts like that all the time so i don't know where you're going with this other than brownie points toward who ever it is that's upset about their life
>>247051493So you lack basic empathy and think that being sociopath is a good thing.>jannieand are a newfag.
>>247051730yes, i lack basic empathy. was that not apparent in my original post? this isn't /soc/ and it's most definitely not /adv/ so stop fighting me on this and lowering yourself to shit flinging by calling people newfags for the sake of trying to win a pointless argument
>-22 for a clam blitz match where my entire team got 2 splatsThis is why you don't play this mode seriously.
>>247051872So you're just an asshole and we have no reason to listen to you. Also you're newfag for using terms they use.
>>2470520392 whole splats.
>>247052316yes i'm an asshole and you have no reason to listen to me, the fact it took this long for you to realize and come to terms with "i'm not going to listen to you anymore" after you've been debating with me for the past 25 minutes is quite pathetic. you're a master of your own flaws, off topic nonsense. now get back to talk about the game and stop whining about real life shit and the people trying to keep a thread on track
>>247052327wot do stars mean?
>>247052598Means you have gotten to level 99 at least once and then gone back around.
>>247052531Nah, let's keep talking about why you're an asshole with no empathy and why you want to shit up /ink/ with your demands.
>>247051471Kirby's Adventure is actually probably the best one to start with and it's part of the Switch Online NES stuff.
>>247052870no demands were made, i told them not to do something and that was it. a simple request, learn what differences are so you can understand that the discussion we're having now is also just as stupid as the original post i replied to. i want to talk about the game and not have to listen to people complain about their lives in a thread about video games yet you're defending the person crying about how sad they are. do you realize how much of an idiot you're being right now? i might be painfully annoying to listen to and undoubtedly playing into your hand with these comments but at the very least i want to us to keep on topic. so do me and yourself a favor by not continuing this pointless discussion
well /ink/, will you be participating in a sr tourney? https://twitter.com/grizzco_cup/status/1100748076367663106
>>247051471It's a fun little series, what I would call comfy.You can pretty much start anywhere, since the mainline games are pretty similar.If you wanna go waaay back you can start with Kirby's Dream Land for the Game Boy.Or you could start with Kirby's Adventure, which introduces Kirby's trademark ability copying, and there's also the Nightmare in Dreamland remake for GBA.Or you could go straight to Super Star for SNES and it's remake Super Star Ultra for the DS, which are consider among the greats as far as Kirby games go.Kirby's Return to Dreamland on the Wii was also a really good game, which got some follow-ups on the 3DS as Kirby Triple Deluxe and Kirby Planet Robobot, the latter of which is considered one of the best Kirby games in a long time due to how in shakes things up with the Robo Armor gimmick and the characters are pretty good.The latest game, Star Allies is -alright-.Doesn't really do anything wrong, just kinda average and really easy due to having multiple players being really OP.The DLC is great though and packed with challenge and fanservice.Oh, behind all the average-ness is a really great final boss fight that does some really great things with the lore.So yeah, there's a lot to choose from.I didn't even mention some other games like Amazing Mirror or Crystal Shards, which were also really damn good.Or shit, even the spinoffs like Air Ride.If you do try the Kirby series out I hope you have fun!Uhh, woomy!
>>247053206Demands were clearly made, otherwise you wouldn't be whining.
>>247052870Got to admit, he's had you at every turn and you've been trying to bait him none stop which you're not very good atBoth of you should just stop already. The fact is it was partially off topic, which eventually leads to lengthy off topic debates such as the ones you've gotten yourselves into right now
>>247053496you can't name the demands because none were made, feel free to continue this but for the sake of my original post i'm stopping here so that this ends and we can all get back on topic. i might have no empathy but i feel a little sorry for you that you felt so invested in being forced into replying to me even though you said you didn't have to listen to me
>>247053465same in that I recommend Robobot over Star Allies. Allies was fun, but the main story is just too brain dead easy.
why woomers so dum
>>247053694Your demands are clearly that you everyone must discuss what only you want to talk about.
>>247053767Never quite agreed with that game being the one to start with. Adventure is probably the purest most internally consistent experience.
Fuck dueliesFuck chargersand fuck SendaretardWizards rise upGod bless octo postersSplooshochads forever
>>247054491that wasnt nice
>>247054086lack of challenges and therefore too simple day-to-day lifethis is why octos are smart and superior
>>247053767Yeah, I'd have to agree with >>247054245 and say start with Adventure.It's the most basic of Kirby gameplay and easy to get into, but it's also where the iconic copy abilities came from and what further games refined and expanded upon.
>>247054856Get used to it, bitch. I can post freely now. I'm here to stay. This is the third post I e made in these fucking threads since I got the game. You bastards have been talking a lot of shit and I've had to sit idly by with sealed lips. That ends today.
So the knight/wizard hat/pants from the octo amiibos will hide the tee if you wear the other parts, right?
>>247055046>octos are smartthey dum too
>>247055046>and superiorI grant smarter but you can't claim to be superior after losing a major war and multiple skirmishes since then by "lesser" beings.
>>247054086soft brained heads
>Went to Nintendo NY yesterday>Bought a box with a random weapon model in it>InkbrushKinda disappointed, but it still looks neat.
>>247053694Why are you so apathetic and hate seeing people talk about themselves? Does it remind you of your own personal failings you are trying to run away from?
>>247049946You made that? I saw Woomycopter somewhere on twitter a little while ago and love it. Whats your page?
>>247055331Average octo: 200 iq, knows more than you can possibly understandAverage squid: failed iq test
Inklings is dumb hahaha
>>247055594Octos are not smart, they are just autisink
>>247055594octos may try their hardest, but they still dumall cephs is dum
>>247054491Wow that escalated quickly.
>>247053070>>247053465oh hehehe I worded that wrong, I have played kirby before, I like them, they are very fun, comfy and cute gamesI want to try star allies someday, my first kirby was amazing mirror, and later had the chance to play air ride, crystal shards and return to dreamlandbut thanks guys, I should really give it a try>>247053360>encouraging greedto be the princess you should get the highest gold/power egg ratio, not only golden eggs
>>247050213>>247050751Are you still around? Sorry I took longer than expected.
>>247054491>hates on low power, high mobility>hates on high power low mobility>blesses octoposters, posts woomy>plays splooch
>>247055963>>247055995Squids need training wheels
>>247056250squids is so dum, not even the funni kind
>>247054491>teleport-rolls behind you and kills you with my dualies in 0,1 secondsGoodbye goldman
>>247056250pearl isn't all squids. Pearl is especially dum even though she has a 5head.
>>247056126I don't think that anon is going to out themselves now after this guy made such a big deal out of his posts.
>>247056489the more i see woomy and i see the eye mask the more i feel grossed outnever used to be like thisveemo has won me over for good now
>>247056489possible fake image (photoshop?)
>>247056769That would be quite a shame, I was looking forward to play with them.In case they are still around I'll leave my FC.4755-9669-8378.
>>247056087A princess round consist of only one person running golden eggs, while the other three focus on luring and killing bosses. These games usually have a person with 70+ golden eggs and the other three with 0, so it's not about greed, but about coordination and roles played efficently
>>247056769>this guyIt was two people making a big deal out of nothing, the original guy was right although too forward about it. The other guy baiting him into replying was causing both of them to shit up the thread, besides Senda already made the room for people to join him
GG, S, J, SNot doing to hot today, so I'm just going to duck out of HLM this time.>>247056126>>247050751I ended up joining Sedna, I do appreciate your offer. If you still want to play SR, his group has a spot open. >>247051471>>247050460Aren't you a grumpy gus?If the results of my biopsy I just scheduled comes back positive, I'll consider guilt tripping you.
>>247056846Squid: Racoon-like mask, connotations with thieveryOcto: Classy eyeshadow, model-tier appearance
>>247056846You make me sick.
>>247057567Oh that's fine anon, don't worry! I just wanted to play with you to help you cheer up a little, so no worries!
>>247057567ggs T thanks a lot for joining>>247057114I see, still sounds a bit boring being the princess, but 0 egg rounds are fun
>>247057567the results of your biopsy have no relation to this thread or the game, i couldn't care if they went well or bad. you're nobody to me, there's no reason to care about how you feel. i only care about where i talk about video games and that people stay on topic instead of seeking unnecessary attention from anonymous individuals on a taiwanese, basket weaving forum
>>247058090Everything you say is right, but still
>>247057957what a cute trio
>>247058090they were still looking for people to play with, it wasn't that out of topic, next time just ignore it and chill the edge
>>247058564>Anyone around to play some salmon run?I don't really care either way myself, people can do what they like but asking to play salmon run is as simple as that.
Senda room is full so I'll also be hosting SR for a while. Feel free to join up.
>>247057883I appreciate the support, I'll be sure to go salmon hunting with you in the future if possible.>>247058090It affects my morale and gameplay, which does affect the game. I just read your other conversation and the fact you're giving me (you)s and are not ignoring this after you said you were going to drop the subject just means you're tsundere for me. I appreciate the support you give in your own impersonal way and will be sure to tell you the results.
>>247059035Was the biopsy for your brain? You've got some serious mental issues for replying like a 13 year old girl, I'm not surprised he sperged out on you the way he did. I'm feeling second hand embarrassment for you right now and I don't like it
Room back up.
>>247059796I'm going to call you Tsundere-anon because no one behaves like this unless they're tsundere.
ggs S, J and Gnice games, Im going to take a break and continue playing in ~2 hoursgood luck with this rotation
>>247060363I would make love with a yebby if I could!
>>247058090this is such a slow general that i haven't seen sperging like this in a whilethanks for the cringe. here's your (you)
Splatfest theme sucks
>>247060363they should get a room
3 million power eggs taunt: the sprinkler
>>247060771fuck you leatherman
>>247060987>That second splatHow?
>>247060352ggs. very smart and dum woomies.
>>247061143That's literally what Slosher is designed to do pal.
>>247061143Slosher has range
>>247053360>Holding your tourny on the day of the splatfest.>Not having a secondary point system to take into special waves and various tidesDesigned to fail.
>>247061415>>247061432He only got one hitmarker on that enemy, the enemy was clearly damaged enough to die from one hit and it took forever for his switch to get the memo that he had been killed.
>>247042186these are the kind of pictures i like to see
sorry i fucked up wave 2 & 3 p badhad to take a phonecall
>>247061926No worries, I'm garbage at grillers so we're even.
>>247042795I have no desire to make gear with SPU at the moment and even if I did I have plenty of chunks.
>>247060435very smart elevator inker but dum almost-drowner.
>>247062045>dat filenameI appreciate the reference but I don't understand what it has to do with this webm
>>247062213the woomer almost drowning is >>247025926
>>247061959For Marooner's Bay, stand on that little platform across the bridges from the basket and always move the right side to make sure sure the griller goes by you so you can stun it. Aeropsray should focus on clearing out the smallfry, splattershot can take that duty as well, splattershot scope and and squeezer should focus on killing grillers and running eggs.
Got supers so this next run is my last one for now.>>247062408Thanks a lot for the tips, anon. I'll try to make use of em.
>>247062393Now I'm just confused as to why he's using that name. But I won't press the issue any further
>>247060829I can hear this image every time
GGs lads. Thanks for joining.
ggs, guess ill go actually be productive
>>247061794There was another one
>>247063285I'm blind and I can't see it, but I'll believe you. If you're the maker of the webm you would know for sure too since you can actually hear it.
I can't decide how much MPU I want on my hydra build help
>>247063557None, unless you swap that hydra out for a ssp instead
So if the goo tuber has enough MPU on it, it can get a kill charge at close to half a charge and a full charge shot will also do over 200 damage, one shotting even full health armored players. Why aren't people running this thing?
>>247063557it's 1 main 2 subs for 33.3 uncharged shots iirc
>>247020181Asian Valentine's day, part 2: this time the guys.You see, in asia, Valentine's Day is specifically for girls to give chocolate to guys, thus white day existing to return the favor.Here's the Valentine art, if you missed it.
>>247064417At least post the high quality version
>>247064543So why is it in a bar and why is the betta fish fighting the seaweed
>>247064972Here's the accompanying message for the white day image今日はホワイトデー。 研究員からグリーティングカードが届いたぞ。 特別な日に特別な体験をするのももちろん悪くはないが、行きつけの店でいつもの仲間と語らうのも良いものだ。 ケンカをするのも仲の良い証拠だが、今日くらいはほどほどにして、穏やかな時間を過ごしてみてはいかがだろうか。And a Google translateToday is white Day. I received a greeting card from a researcher. It's not bad of course to have a special experience on a special day, but it's also good to chat with your regular friends in a shop where you go. It is good proof of relations to fight, but why don't you spend some time in moderation and calm today?
>>24705559460% of octos are on inkopolis government welfare programs
>>247064972Because the Bottom Feeders are the equivalent of a Scottish band, and as with any good ol time in a bar with Scots, gotta have a bar fight or five. Oh and keep in mind that is a beta fish where the male of the species are the pretty ones and the female look very plain.
>>2470637593 mains, 5 subs (way more than is reasonable) on the goob lets it kill at ssp range in 2/3 a second. a ssp could miss 2 shots and still splat you in that time. or you could wait 1/3 of a second more and get 2 more bars of range and piercing with no mpu charger. or you could just go 99.9 damage boozler at a less than 1/2 second charge (and if they are damaged at all they die), or use two 40% 99.9 damage boozler charges in 1/3 of a second and kill them outright while still getting an extra bar of distance.
Splooshers are so cool
>>247063759also the damage through ink armor caps at 80, so even though it does 200 damage in theory, it can only do 100 armor and 80 player damage in one shot.
>>247063759because it takes skill to use
Gonna post some stuff from Marie Day that wasn't posted in the last thread.
>>247025926>>247026357Ten-Hut! Prepare to feel the fluoride sting of the Homestarmy! Marooner's Bay... will be ours!
>>247069683I'm using my sick leave.
>>247069683the salmonids are going to play badminton so... no invasion.
So we just gonna spam some maries
Holy fuck Bros the aerospray is like a sploosh but with more range what the fuck why did no one tell me about this suction bombs so much easier to use than curling bombs but my special is just a bung of curling bombs so it feel familiar I love it so much
>>247070925>>247070821Maybe. Thread's slowed down considerably in the past two hours and nobody else seems to be posting, so there's not much to discuss at the moment.>>247070936Aerospray and Sploosh are considered to be bad weapons. If you want something similar but better, try the Splattershot Jr.
anyone want to SR?
I was gonna ask for some cool squids but Marie is pretty damn cool.
>>247071820Just gotta grab my free Special Power chunks, then I'll join.
>>247071459aww, this one won't load for me
Where my brush gang at??
>>247071820>When Senda opens a roomLet me in, LET ME IN!!!!!
>>247072163Thank you for posting this, I recently lost all my Splatoon images over the past couple of years
>>247072163I dunno who still mains brush anymore
>>247072383Ebin mickey 3 when
>>247072392>>247072229Where'd this one come from? Don't recall seeing it anywhere.
>>247072332Haha no probs. I have the beta version here
Anyone else want to set up a salmon run room?
>>247072616>>247072505One of those gogl veemos does, I think.
>>247072732Is that you kuro?
>>247072163The weapon gang era was funKier you should get the band back together
>>247072163I really love the brush but I also main dualies
>>247072828Yeah he does, he got 1.3 million ink turf I think
>>247073205i dont even play splattershot anymore!
>>247072163zero-nata is best combo
Bonus witch veemo.>>247073000Ah. Damn Twitter, I'm no good at finding artists and art there. Also, what site and/or program are you using for waifu2x? I've noticed you're still replacing the original filenames.
>>247071120I switched to splattershot Jr and now I've lost 3 times in a row. I wasn't losing with aero spray.
>>247073471http://waifu2x.udp.jp/Also I just follow every artist I encounter so I essentially just get an endless stream of art everyday
>>247073639Tell me what playstyle you had then with the Aerospray/Sploosh. You could also try the N-Zap if you're at a high enough level, which turfs a bit less but has more range and accuracy.
>>247073709Then how are you getting random filenames like >>247069979's "9e00a88a-f5fe-437e-9173-3f63f3c652c9"? That site should keep the original filenames but append "waifu2x_etc" stuff to the end of it.
>>247071814Anything with the doll is automatically awesome.
what time is the splatfest in the uk?
>>247074058that's just what it gives me. I take the link and plop it in.
>>247072163With the rise of the 96, here's a throwback to my old woomy and also failed gang concept
>>247073772I like to stay up close and attack people while turning as much as I can. I try to go towards the fight and ambush people.
>>24707426812pm on the 16th so 37 hours and 7 minutes from now, roughly.
>>247072163I'm still satisfied with how my brush outfit looks but hot damn I can't play that thing anymore.
>>247072551Unfortunately, probably never
>>247074159>>247074271Weird. That shouldn't be happening, are you sure you're using that site? On both Chrome and Firefox for me, I get the original filename with waifu2x at the end. Make sure you're not using https://waifu2x.booru.pics or https://waifu2x.me/, because they're both outdated.>>247074409>while turning as much as I canElaborate. The rest of your playstyle is fine for a close-range shooter, but the Splattershot Jr. has a lower rate of fire but higher damage output. It's also slightly more accurate, so you can afford to be slightly further than the Aerospray. I will say though that close-range shooters are hard to master.
>>247075058I am pretty sure. The first looks different and I can't use the other one. So Idk, I use firefox.
>>247071820GGs SendaRoom. Really wish I could keep playing until rotation.
>>247075658How come the squid glows but her hair doesn't?
>>247075831Dunno. It's kinda weird.
>>247075608Strange. You could try https://github.com/lltcggie/waifu2x-caffe/releases, which is an offline version. Slower, but allows for a lot more options and custom output names. Stock output name is the original filename, followed by (model)(noise/scale)(noise/scale level). Also (tta) if you're using that, which is far slower but results in better colors and a lower filesize.I oughta write a tutorial on this program sooner or later. Been using it for almost 5 years, now.>>247075831Visibility reasons, maybe.
SendaRoom 2/4ggs NC thanks for joining>>247075658ggs G dont worry about that, maybe next time
>>247075608>>247076126Maybe the operating system you are using? It isn't based on browser
>>247076376I don't see how that affects anything but I use my macbook whenever I post on /ink/ rather than my other computer.
>>247075831Because the squid's skin is ink, and their ink is bioluminescent. I think the hair is a more solidified variant of the ink so just the spots glow.
>>247076212Not even my powerfull Black Magic can save me from Senda`s HLM Madness.
>>247075831It's hard to notice when you're playing the game, but your ink has a glow to it.When in squid form your skin is kinda in a liquefied ink state while your kid form is more solid.So your squid form is gonna glow while your kid form will not unless you stand in your own ink.
>>247077303i was wondering the same, it's a difficulty level of the game mode. doesn't have anything to do with him, i often wonder why people in the thread just randomly talk about namefags for no reason
>>247076376Hmm, hadn't considered that.>>247076759It's probably that, actually. With a Mac though, I don't think you'll be able to use the offline program. I guess you can just continue to use the website and copy and paste the original filename in the output box before you save it. Gives people an idea of where to look for the source. Putting the source in the filename's a good idea too, though I'm lazy about that.Also, use the medium setting for Twitter images. Highest is overkill.
SendaRoom 3/4>wave 1 cannons>randum wastes 1 stingray to kill a scrappers>wave 3>flyfish gallore without stingray to kill them....>>247077303Hazard Level MAX
>>247075058I was trying to say turfing
>>247077443Because he's the one who hosts SR the most, you obsessed fag.
>>247077553Splattershot Jr.'s perfect for that, then. I think you just need to get used to it, it's a stronger weapon than the Aerospray. Splat Bomb is an excellent subweapon and Ink Armor isn't a bad special, though it's obviously less effective at turfing than Curling Bomb Launcher. I will say, since you seem to still be in Turf War, that maybe you should stick with the Aerospray a bit if you're using the special a lot to turf. Just don't get reliant on it.
>>247077579why did my post make you this angry? i was just wondering why it happens a lot, calm down you lunatic
>>247077579I think it's more about how people glorify him for reasons unknown, sure he hosts a lot but so what? He's no different than anyone else here but gets special treatment and has done for many, many months despite mods literally telling us all to not discuss other players in the thread. There's a reason that person who hates him gets his posts deleted all the time, it doesn't contribute anything to the thread or the topic much like other posts that get deleted else where
-the 2 Witch clothes are now pure-reached S+2 on "The Tower is Lava" mode-Survived some HLM RoundsToday was a good Day.Any Idea for a good Meme Name for the Splatfest?Meguca, Lilith, Xardas (Gothic Reference) or should i stick with the low hanging fruit joke Negromancy?
>>247078307Please contain your autism
>>247077465>Highest is overkillAh damn, would have been nice to know 100s of images ago
>>247073205>>247072163>Only 6 remain
>>247078307Tell me how people glorify him. Go on, I'll wait. By the way, mods gave that message precisely because of that obsessed shitposter.
>>247078645I'm not him but there's no need to have the conversation. And I say this as someone who enjoys playing with Senda regularly. Talk about the damn game
>>247078614I think I told you that a while back, unless you're a different person than the one I'm thinking of.
>>247077443Are you same guy that was obsessed with that one anon who was trying to find a SR room earlier?
Sorry if I'm not doing very good, I didnt even know HLM was a thing until today.
>>247079282Good luck anon! You can do it and get better if you try
>>247079282The only difference is more bosses spawn and a higher quota. As long as you don't panic, you'll be fine.It used to be seen as a crazy feat to make 999 when the game first came out, now it's just regular business.
>>247078982Different person. Too lazy to change the pictures in my folder. oh well
Server maintenance to fix piranha pit CB?
>>247079282ggs J, R and CT Im taking a small break>>247079282are you CT by any chance?>>247079652thats false, during HLM, all the salmonids move way faster, meaning that glowfly hordes and grillers are more dangerous
>>247080761>Way fasterOnly by a bit, the major difference is there's more of them and they respawn more quickly.
I kind of wish the aerosprays were more useful, they look really cool
I don't have the Octoling amiibo, and that makes me sad.
>>247025926>>247026357>>247060352>>247061285>>247062045>>247062393>>247069683>>247070217>>247080761Oh. Oh I see.....Retreat! Fall back men! We're in over our heads!
>>247081013Rebuff their turfing or increase their damage and they could be viable.
>>247081050nice, so it was your first experience with HLM, thats finethe only way to get better at it its to continue playing at high levelsalso some advice try to use your specials sooner, specially during wave 3 and when using the stingray against the mothership aim at the top of it, that way you are going to damage it as the same time as you kill the carriers, making it to drop a lot of eggs around the basket>>247081479congratulations J
Gimme pigtail woomies
>>247081782Thanks for the tip. I actually didn't even realize you could damage the mothership until it got close before. Don't play salmon run much.
FUCK i forgot to pick up my murch thingies today
What abilities should I put on now that I main splatshot jr
>>247083269ink saver sub
>>247002054>every weapon gets a damage buff against brellas except splatlings
>>247083696I mean they need it the least, especially the big woomy ones
>>247083696To be fair, it's easier to break the shield when you' outrange them and there isn't as much danger of being hit by the brella.
>>247083660Im already farming special charge up and swim speed. I thought I might need special power up to better spam Ink Rain. I can spam those auto track bombs fairly easily because the ink required for them is way down for some reason.
>>247084224Why are you using the Custom Jr.? It's worse than the normal Jr., go use the standard Splattershot Jr. instead. The standard one has a better kit.
>>247084206Ah a quest for the ages.
>>247084206>Pearl, seeker of the spurned>Witch Karlina
>>247084206>So I bust into the church and say, "Now you're in for it, you bilious bag of barnacle bait!"
>>247084206>that burning mascot headkek
>>247081396If you were desperate enough you could get NTAG 215s off of a site like amazon and then write them using BINs publicly available on the internet. That brings the cost down to a dollar (from Amazon) or ~30 cents (via Chinese sites) per "Amiibo"That, of course, assumes you own a decent Android smart phone. Otherwise you'll need to pay around 30-40 bucks for one that will work for it.
>>247085834But I like the figures.
>>247085928I respect that but rocking the outfit for the splatfest this weekend will be nice and I wouldn't have it otherwise.Just saying.
There are 3 Types of Players in Ranked Mode>playing with perfect Gear>playing with empty gear to grind gear quick>full gear with random effectswho are you?
>>247086021>>full gear with random effectsI'm not autistic enough to stack specials, and I change my gear often where bothering to stack feels pointless.
>>247086021There is no such thing as perfect gear.
>>247086532>not having the swimsuit gear
>>247086368This is pretty much what I do too. My usual sets have changed up a bit recently. Also very cute woomy.
>>247086531???What's wrong with his art?
Ugggh ink armor is so shit I thought the normal Jr was supposed to be better
>>247088241if you think armor is shit you aren't using it right
Is there anything I could improve on these cephs?
>>247088329change eye color, they clash with the colors of the rest of both sets
>>247086531what's bad about his art?
>>247088329Your veemo is incredibly fresh. Make her eyes white.
>>247088796I kinda like it, my fellow flannel friend.
>>247088796Cool yeb, opinions on this dude?>>247071845
>>247089771I know the first one is pretty basic, but try both of these real quick:>long spats, punk blacks>capris, inky kid clams
This just felt like a new type of special watching it play out like it did.
>>247086021What if i am Partial perfect?
>>247090118Not a big fan of the standalone leggings myself unfortunately, but I think the Punk Blacks would be nice for an alternate set though. I'd try the second suggestion but the Inky Kid Clams are kinda ruined by not being worn with some cool socks.
I'm sure something in this will offend someone.
>>247091207It'd be cool to see the Octarian Army and the Salmonids battle against each other in a war.
>>247091592The octarians would be overwhelmed by the salmonid horde. The only thing keeping them from losing immediately would be their great octo weapons but that's far less efficient now because the inklings stole the zapfishes back. They'd have to team with the inklings...this is part of story I made up in my had for Splatoon 3.
>>247091789Y'know, I was half expecting the Salmonids to play a decent sized role later on in the single-player for some reason, probably because a few of the Sunken Scrolls in the middle of it were dedicated to them. Instead we just got a less complex DJ Octavio battle.
>>247092187Sure I'll join for a few, if you want someone who is a 100 scrub.
>>247092187Sure, let's go.
>>247092279SendaRoom is open>>247092286you can join, I guess it would be a good learning experience
From the Splatoon Tumblr. They didn't count on Tumblr downsizing the image, so this is as HQ as it can be, until they upload a better version that is.
>>247092187Gotta download that small update first, lol
>>247092434>>247091207Well, never mind then, fuck me.
>>247092509oof hehehegoing to start 1 game then
I miss you guys, I will always hate paid online, so I guess I'll wait for Nintendo to realise how bad that is and stop. I wonder how my Woomy is doing all by her lonesome...
>>247092434>>247091207They forgot that Salmonoids and Octolings share technology with each other, namely FlyFish tech
is special power up more valuable than special saver?
>>247092679Nah, you don't need to have a strong opinion about an animal to strap a rocket to it. Salmonids don't care either, they just want more food.
>>247092961Special Saver is better if you die a lot, Special Power Up is better if you can stay alive. Both are pretty equal.
I don't know what abilities to run now. Apparently the splattershot Jr doesn't need special charge up and ink saver main. That's all I was farming for when I used sploosh. I don't know what to do at all now. I feel like I wanted my time and drink tickets. My head hurts and I don't want to play anymore. I'm not ready for the splatfest goddammit.
>>247093169I feel like if I don't have special power up with the inkjet it becomes way more useless though
Are Salmonids... sentient? The are described as a wild force of nature, but they have clothes, but so did cavemen.
>>247092961Only for certain specials. Inkjet and Bubbles get the most bang for the buck from SPU. Bomb Rush and Stingray are probably the worst and others are just eh. Special Saver is a one sub wonder in the sense that 1 sub of it does a decent amount. However Special Saver can be useful up to around a pure. Splashdown is kinda funny in that if you get shot down mid splashdown with about a main and a sub you respawn with it still fully charged so fuck it jump back in and splashdown on some fools.
I have a need.
>>247093396A need for cute squids eatin' the biggest borgers.
>>247091207>judd's only thoughts towards everyone is "yum"uhhh
>>247093287Of course they're sentient. They're using firearms and bombs. They have land vehicles and even a fucking airship. I don't even think the inklings have that. They probably didn't make it all themselves but they were described as trading with the octarians so they're obviously above caveman tier. They're just very warlike so technology isn't a huge focus. The care more about numbers and the physical capability of their forces.
>>247093287Yes, they're sentient, but they're also the Splatoon version of orcs.
>>247091207Not really offended, but questioning:1. Are we gonna get a JP version of this?2: Why is Callie shown here as if she rebelled of her own will? The Splatoon 2 artbook explicitly shows that Octavio put the hypnoshades in her purse to get her as an asset, and prior to that she had no intention of joining him. Inaccuracy?
>>247093287What >>247094223 said and I mean w-3 is a band made up of Salmonids so they have culture as well. They're more than dum fish.
>>247091207mr grizz is counting on me!!!!
>>247093287The Golden Ones are apparently the brains, though each is a rare birth. They've designed and put together plenty of vehicles out of scrap too.
GGs SendaRoom. I think I'll make room for someone else that wants to join, I've played enough Salmon for the night.
>>247094486It make sense only if you use the hypnoshades version of her portrait. I suppose they didn't because of spoilers? Doesn't make sense since it's inherently spoilers anyway. It's either that or they're being neglectful when it comes to Callie as usual. Spin the wheel of shit and see what it lands on this time.
ggs o and dp
>>247095437Started off good but got dicey at the end and that one random for some reason was on the other side of the map.
>>247095437GG's Senda, you gonna make a Splatfest room again Saturday?
>>247095437open up ree
>>247095230All things considered, it's probably just Treehouse fucking up everything as usual, which makes me wonder how many other inaccuracies are in this image. I guarantee you it's not unique to Callie, especially when they've fucked up the other characters in this game. Can't trust these fuckers with anything.
>>247095492I only noticed at the end I had Splashdown, should've used both as soon as we were surrounded, my fault for not paying attention.
yebby laughs at you
>>247095623There's also an original Japanese version. I can't read it though, so I couldn't tell you if it's the same. I'm skewing towards the spoilers hypothesis since they use the S2 portrait of Marie, but not Callie.
>>247094092>lil judd knows he's a clone but judd doesn't know ithow does that even work?
>>247095919Where is it? I didn't see on the Twitter, unless I'm blind. If they cared about spoilers, they wouldn't have the text saying Callie is a rebel and Octavio saying if he had Callie, he could rule the world.
does ANYONE want to run with me
>>247096103I shall join thee, bruddah.
>>247096189aw heck ya, friend
>>247096094I realize that but how else can you explain it? They're not new to contradicting themselves in minor ways after all and the bigger contradiction is contradicting everything before now for the sake of a throwaway image to put in a blog thing. There's obviously something off there.Here's the JP versionhttps://topics.nintendo.co.jp/c/article/e480dd75-4627-11e9-b104-0a6d14145cb1.html
>>247096715Grizz in da burrs jersey when
>>247096641Chances are, it's just because they're incompetent or for some reason think they should overwrite what the original developers intended with their own stuff. Thank you for the link, by the way. If someone translates the Japanese version, we'll be able to tell just what happened here.
>>247093521>>247093814>>247094002>>247094508>>247094883>>247095315Is this an off-shoot fetish?
>>247096715>The ProfessorFind me the Splatoon equivalent of this gif.
>>247096641>>247096962I wouldn't sweat it. I learned to let anything said by PR/advertising in most vidya entities (not just treehouse) slide in one ear and out the other at this point. The PR teams in most vidya companies are hardly ever in touch with the concept artists and devs proper, so most, if not all they say is more or less a heap of bullshit from the start. Sale/marketing teams are always seemingly at odds with the creatives in the tech industry as a whole.
Any SR room?
>>247097113You should see the woomy wonderbread pics
>>247097375See>>247096103Prepare to Booyah.
>>247096641>agent 8 to marina: "sugoi senpai"cute
>>247097570Is it possible for you to translate the rest?
Japanese version of the image, resized from the .pdf the link >>247096641 here had provided.
>>247098285don't know jap but looking over both this and the english version, seems to match up for the most part
>>247098285>>247098594>>247098678So it seems more like a further up PR team fuckup than treehouse, if I'm reading it correctly, because most of the stuff on the English one checks out.
>>247097570all I know is katakana and hiragana plus very basic weeb phrases, sorry anonby the way the murch to flow one says "ya-yamero!!" which I thought was funny
>>247098285>girl icon for 3>OBThey've got to be fucking with us at this point.>>247098803Maybe. Maybe's it's a retcon, maybe only some parts match up and others don't. The only way to see is if the Japanese image gets fully translated.
>>247098860meant for >>247097803
>>247098974I doubt PR can forcibly alter writing unless stockholders get involved, so my money is on the latter.
>>247098803Probably its just something quickly thrown together so new players can get a basic understanding of the whole thing. Not something intended for people taking the lore of the game far more seriously than it was ever intended to be.
>Me trying to revive BB>EVERY SHOT MISSES OR GETS BLOCKEDFuck me man
cmon lads, we got this, big lures, dont let em lure usjust like rehearsals
>>247098860Alrighty then.I know a /u/poster has a translator friend, but the thread's at both image and bump limit. Gonna have to wait for a new thread to ask.>>247099208They have to know at this point people are going to discuss and wildly speculate over every bit of lore and image they release.
I know it's abit early but anybody planning on memeing this Splatfest? I haven't picked yet and want to see who has the fun team ideas.
>>247099415I'm just amused at the people getting upset that it doesn't say "were lesbians" on the arrows between pearl and marina.
>>247099570I mean I guess I shouldn't be surprised but are people really getting upset over that? The JP dialogue does enough for that. Don't need to sing it from the mountain tops.
SendaRoom 3/4ggs w
>>247099570What did they expect? They're never gonna outright say it, but there's so much stuff in the game and supplementary material that suggests it that it doesn't even matter.
>>247094486Moonspeakers correct me, but I believe someone said this is why she put the back on? So Octavio silver tounge'd Callie into the shades the first time, then the rematch happens because of that.
>>247100001If they were gay for each other, they'd have come out and confirmed it already. It wouldn't be a first for a Nintendo game.
>>247100087She put the shades back on in the rematch because she thought the shades looked cool. The final boss rematches aren't canon anyway, so there's no reason to care about them.
>>247100140I mean that the text on the image says it's about the rematch and not the first time. I could be wrong but I remember someone claiming that at one point.
>>247095757Aaah...Oh God I love this yebby too much, he's so perfect, so perfect.How can someone just create this piece of perfection, I love this yebby so much.
>>247100117Nintendo is not going to confirm a gay relationship in a game for kids. If you're talking about Fire Emblem, Fire Emblem isn't aimed at kids. That's why it has a higher age rating than Splatoon in both the west and the east.
>>247096962>>247097263>>247098803It just appears to be an unfortunately lazy image. The representation of Callie's true character is something that wasn't in S2, which is the material this image draws from. You either use the appropriate portrait (though an inappropriate portrait for representing Callie) so the text remains in context or you have the text be out of context and use Callie's true portrait as a representation of her. It's a mess either way.Anyway, would Callie refuse to talk to anyone out of hatred or whatever? I don't believe that. Is she gullible? Yes. Would she consciously sign up to be a leader of the axis forces to everything she knows and loves? No and if you expect me to believe that you're going to need a lot more substantial material than a lazily done PR image.>>247099415>They have to know at this point people are going to discuss and wildly speculate over every bit of lore and image they release.Take it from a Callie fan. They don't give a shit. That's the nasty way of saying they aren't beholden to it. To an extent, I can't really blame them considering what people do with their characters.
>>247098285NoA fucked up, but not where you think.There's no text between Cuttlefish and Tartar on the English version. I don't speak moon so I don't know what it says.
>>247100553Hah, I see it.
>>247100519They don't even have to confirm relationships. A recurring side character from Mother 2 is a confirmed homosexual, and all of his dialogue was very grounded and well-done.
>>247100553So everybody's shitting the bed. Fuckin' A.
just have someone translate the callie section if it's such a big problemhell somebody could probably image translate it
>>247101226you expect too much from people who still cling on to the same few flat and boring characters
>>247101226It pretty much says "Follow me" or something along those lines, so it's roughly around the same neighborhood. She's hardly the only problem here though. So much made up and extrapolated stuff between characters who've never even met clutter this thing.Ostensibly, it's just some fluff image cobbled up by a PR team to keep the game in the vogue. Nothing to really pay serious attention to.
>>247101226That doesn't help though. The concept of the image is too simple to handle the complexities of Callie's character arc. As stupid as that sounds it's true.>>247101554This also
>>247092434>>247098285Highest quality available
>>247091207This is a great picture
I don't understand how freelancers shit the bed with these weapons.
>>247101803Still as cringey as ever
>>247101841if weapon set is bad, freelancers suck with them.if weapon set is good, overachievers rise from their purgatory and suck with them. that's just how it goes.
>>247101803her never being brainwashed in the first place and actually rebelling against squid society would've made for a more interesting plot desu
>>247101554Not only that, but there's blank spaces and characters with no connections whatsoever. This took about two hours tops to make>>247101901Just report and ignore, You know what he's here to do.>>247101841Freelancers shit the bed no matter what and it all ties back into completely disregarding the team and trying to win solo.
>>247101979The final boss feels like it was staged, both figuratively and literally. JP version even calls Octavio "the so-called boss". The stage was set to clean Callie's name and let her live in Inkopolis again even after rebelling and subsequentally having her rebellion crushed (and that's also why we can replay it, all the actors are right there). Now we just need to know what goal did Callie have. Maybe war on Tartar?
>>247102373That is one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. And nobody even knew Tartar existed until he popped out of the ocean.
>>247102472This.Nobody on the surface ever knew who he was because all the test subjects until 8 either failed or succeeded and were blended. The only possible other entity who is/was aware of his creation is Judd because it's implied Judd's owner was TARTAR's creator.
>>247102472I mean, not literally war on Tartar, rather the same thing Craig and A3 were doing, except with an actual army instead of a one-squid army. Or war on stupid fish. Or someone else entirely. You can do a lot with your personal army.
GG's BBcrewI am sleep and gotta do stuff in the mornin'.
>>247102679Craig and A3 were octo hunting, hence why he admits to siccing her on you before you all crash into the metro.>>247102702This a cute trooper.
>>247102679Again, nobody knew Tartar or the Deepsea Metro existed until whatever incident dragged 3, 8 and Cuttlefish down there happened. The reason people have issue with the image implying Callie willingly followed Octavio is because it contradicts everything we knew beforehand. Could Callie actually rebelling of her own free will be something interesting? Maybe, but literally nothing indicated that until now, and it sure isn't much interesting if the game doesn't show it.
>>247102785They weren't octohunting, they were on a "research mission at the coast", and just happened to find 8 there. A fight broke out and then something or someone managed to get all 3 of them down into the Metro.
>>247102847It's canon now
The important part is we're all friends!GGS
GG BB, I'm tired as fuck and this rotation sucks, and me
>>247102986If you're stupid
>>247102785You're right, then the opposite of what they were doing, with goal being something like letting octolings back on surface. That seems like something Callie would do, and since her singing can control Octavio and his army, that's something she knows she can do, assuming she's smarter than she looks.
>>247103128It's one throwaway line on a hastily constructed blog image. If the rest of the game, supplementary material, and artbooks contradict it, I'm gonna choose all the stuff that says she was brainwashed instead of the one line that implies she willingly became a rebel. And if she willingly went to Octavio's side, what in the fuck would the purpose of the Hypnoshades even be then?
>>247103128It's the most up to date info
>>247103050Oh come on, are you telling me you don't trust the PR team running the tumblr account more than the concept artists, writers, and developers of the actual game? Get a load of this faggot everyone
>>247103210And it contradicts literally everything else about Splatoon 2's plot.
>>247101979True but it's not what's in the game. You could go out on a limb and paint that picture with different pieces of lore. Lore we always had.>I'm too busy and lonelyReferences Squid Sister Stories and a Sunken Scroll. This unquestionably references the real Callie since it's pre-S2.>You guys could be so much cuter! Makeover party!Shades Callie>Ok, fine. I'll hear you out.Unknown. Doesn't really implicate anything although calling her a "lovable rebel" does, but again what else would they call her while referencing S2?Yeah this is definitely being over analyzed. >>247102373If you want a headcanon that goes along with that but remains within the spirit of the game, here you go:>Callie is back in Inkopolis and she discovers Octavio escaped>Hypnoshades do nothing but she goes along with it in order to infiltrate, she can't solve the situation on her own (Marie is in the countryside at the time)>She uses her position to soften up the octarian army by giving them push pops and glitter and shit>This is why the single player is easy compared with OE>>247102015Unfortunately I believe in plausible deniability. I don't report anyone I object to just because they could be trolling. Call me a fool all you want for that.>>247103210There's nothing new about it. It's just put together in a suggestive way.
Google translated the titlecard from OCR, says the same thing but slightly differently, something like "a lovable rebellious stage"