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First for ZeroRanger
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find the rat.
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Why is the Hong Kong version of DonPachi only a +2 on THE LIST i would give it at least a 5
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btw bnm left discord months ago
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>>246858614
it's me
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>>246859153
Haven't reached the second loop but the rank is definitely way crazier than in the og version it barely goes down.
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I remember reading that M2 didn't want to do ShotTrigger ports outside of the PS4 because they were afraid of an "unacceptable" amount of input lag. However they seem to release games elsewhere, like the Darius collection on the Switch with no lag or delay issues. So, uh, what's the real reason?
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>>246858614
I've found your rat, mate. Stinkin' cunt was farting by the trains having a bloody giggle at his bub, gosh darn it!
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>>246863606
soiboys
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>>246864817
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>>246864570
That doesn't explain lack of PC options though.
>inb4 MAME
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>>246864980
twin cobra 2 does it worse, it's like catching a fly
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>>246864817
reporting in
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>that /cgg/ poster

Holy shit retardo you broke these people
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>>246866078
player 1 better for stages, player 2 for boss fights, imo
i really like the green weapon on player 2, it's so satisfying
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>>246866047
he dabbin
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>>246866890
Yeah I still remember the fucking Dragon Quest thread, and even though it's different people they all react the same
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>>246865062
m2 is dadshit sick grab company
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>>246867809
>is this kraut
why are you so obsessed with me? it's like you desperately want my attention
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>>246868756
i barely even post here anymore, but you dorks can't stop seething and constantly mention my name

get a fucking life
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>>246868114
I got gulag'd too from uno (one) post, the mods suffer from the same paranoia as the posters like the /cgg/ guy seeing retardo everywhere
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>>246869613
Yup got unpersoned JUST for saying that Dragon Quest 11 sold more than all new shmups combined as a response to a guy saying that turn based RPG's are niche as my first post in the thread, the paranoia at /vr/ is on a whole different level
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>>246870430
The board's unironically obsessed with the whole boomer vs zoomer distinction even though they may act like it's ironic. These people derive identity from their fucking age that's why you can see them dismiss /shmupg/ as being kids despite even the young posters here being in their late 20s, and look at how quickly they jump to "I played arcades in the 90s unlike you kids!" elitism when faced with actual players who just like the games.
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>>246871724
Id love to see some data on how many hours people play per week and avg session length comparing arcade "ADD" players and jarpigs. I fucking bet the jarpig times would dwarf the former since these guys always have long sessions. I guess thats why they also cant comprehend someone sticking to 1 game for weeks or months and think to 1cc an arcade game you need to play for 10 hours a day for a week clast style.
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I got 30-day'd for dissing ikapooga, so it's not just jarpig stuff they get triggered about, it's any opinions that don't align with trannyjanny's.
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>>246877086
I call them Shot-Triggers.
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sometimes /vr/ can be based

>>>/vr/5431151
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>>246879806
dead on arrival
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https://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?p=1280798&sid=c063435cc1610b66cfb036d710983996#p1280798

>mfw putting anything, especially Truxton, below Vimana
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>>246884434
>danmaku wannabe first
as expected of 2hutrannies
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>>246867813
>>246868441
Games are a degenerate hobby meant for enjoyment, casual play is ideal and acceptable.
Treating them like a life goal, like a martial art, that separates strong from weak is cringe.
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>>246885995
seething dadshit dadflailer
chum > u
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>that one guy obsessed with rpgs and their fan base
Lmao
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>>246871724
>>246871141
>gets banned everywhere
>has to vent here
Nice blog posts
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>>246885995
I remember he did blind run of mame shumps and cleared it in one stream each, everyday
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>>246888221
No. If I remember correctly everytime I watched his stream the game was different and it usually cleared on that day.
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https://www.twitch.tv/sensato_kuro
ninja spirit, ninja gaiden. yeah i'm thinking he's based.
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>>246890803
>black
>not one of the nes games, or the arcade bmup
UNBASED/10
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>>246891886
3d ninja gaidens are a billion times better
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>>246890803
based moai, hope he never plays shmups
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>>246892684
Far too late for that he's been shmupped
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>>246889428
>girls are now preparing. please watch warmly
cringe
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>>246893149
that's 2hu fags for you, they want to become tyranny literally
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>>246892074
>that room
sick grabber detected
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if i could never have to restart in Truxton 2 because I died before stage 3 (ie 20 minutes in) that would be great
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>>246897927
youre right but let a man bitch ok?
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Is it me or does Air Gallet ship randomly speed up sometimes
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>>246900381
you're triggering the dash
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>>246901005
>>246901164
That's weird, are you guys using it for anything? To me it looks like the timing's too strict and cooldown too long for it to be of any use but idk
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>>246901459
it has iframes, but yea, the timing is difficult and it's essentially useless. i don't know anyone who uses it strategically.
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>>246901671
it doesn't have iframes moron, don't spread misinformation
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>>246903523
pretty sure it does
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>>246903864
I don't believe it, prove it. Pretty sure the dash is dev cheap trick so the player could die run into enemy or bullets anytime.
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Tardo has the zeal of a convert to a new cult. He identifies gaming heresies hoping to assimilate better with his new ingroup because he has no achievements to stand on.
Comically the players with achievements have no problem with more casual genres and regularly play them and recommend them and cringe at shmupg pseudo elitism.
Finding an elite player with tardos point of view is an extreme outlier, and really goofy.
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>tfw you fuck up your god speedrun of a pc engine shmup
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>>246904319
doesn't look like that flyer says anything about it. i've always felt like it has iframes and the other nerds on the shmup farm seem to agree, but someone should mess around with it to be sure.
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>>246905252
He can't 2all anything, he cant score, he can't 1cc anything consistently. He is what he hates. So he rages.
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>aquas spending his evening looking at the agdq submissions pages and watching all the shite games on youtube
just watchin this make me depressed
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>>246905912
Is he hoping to get in as a last ditch effort to dodge mcjob?
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>>246906062
>tardo adjusts his glasses
>tardo puts on his "let's just be reasonable" act
Lmao. Every time his jarpig screeching gets exposed as worthless drivel he goes hyper defensive and hides behind the "i just have a preference" shtick. Weak.
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>>246907120
>mods abuse for my highly skilled opinions
>I wanted to be hard-core but /vr/ wouldn't let me
Tardo the eternal victim
Explains why you keep referencing that board.
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>>246908974
Sometimes you can...with /shmupg/ crossposters
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>>246909183
cream is cute
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is macaw a manlet
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>check macaw stream
>annk chatting
>check aqy stream
>annk chatting as well
wtf this annoying bitch attention seeker whore cunt
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>>246908668
does it mean jarpigs will prevail while the other genres extinct?
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Bahmpu~
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tfw no missed dojbl up to 2-4 boss

really need to git gud at 2-5, damn
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>>246916802
mad max destroying shmupg
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Pasky outted as a cheater.

https://mobile.twitter.com/TheRealPasky/status/1104872091168444417
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>>246917673
The dad's tiny brain cannot even comprehend the level of skill it's witnessing
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>>246917673
guy even has daddy in his name lmao
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>>246919503
>1978
why is he still not in the grave
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you guys make fun of dads now... but you'll become a dad one day
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>>246920549
>27
>still virgin
so, when?
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Bahmpu~
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>>246866685
What's /cgg/?
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>>246924962
dmc5
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>>246919503
>this game is impossible!!!
>you must be a cheater!!!!

These people are pathetic. Funnily enough it's not like anyone ever calls out the rampant cheating on World of Longplays, but it's always towards real runs.
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>>246919503
Reminds me of that MARP autist who goes into any Star Force high score video whining about autofire, even the ones who don't use it
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https://twitter.com/RedFireSmedis/status/1105521861214068736

kraut was right
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>>246929832
Not even original hardware
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>>246932609
Sounds like he hasn't played the game yet.
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>>>/v/454348063
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>>246937729
How many WRs?
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>>246937963
He cleared Thunder Force 4 on hardest and did a no death run of Hard Corps, might be the best gamer alive right now
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>>246929832
Hehe, so, another one of you grimmy grimes think you're tough, hiding on 4chan and talking smack behind my back? Sorry dawg, but I got news for you. You ain't. If you came out of the shadows on my discord you wouldn't nearly be so bold. Peace.
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>>246938389
We might want to make him a regular before the discord gals give him a call.
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/shmupg/ is based
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>>246939354
link for dicksword?
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>>246945717
how does someone even get to the conclusion that it's generic? just from gameplay footage you can tell that it's different from normal cave games
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Does anyone know who directed Dangun? All I know is Kikeda didn't work on it.
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>>246947416
> I didn’t have much input on this game either; my colleague was in charge of it.
Maybe it was Takashi Ichimura? From what I remember reading the team changed the game a lot through the development.
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>>246947416
And it was gay shite... Shawk
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>>246950896
Also found this.
> but Ikeda and I have entirely different styles when it comes to shooting games. While working on Hibachi I realized that it was impossible for me to try and imitate Ikeda, so I switched gears and followed my own path. I think that comes across most clearly in Ketsui.
So it probably was this guy.

>>246951094
Pretty sure it was a team
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if you don't enjoy this, you have SHITE taste in music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmMUxR-4rCQ
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>>246951118
wurt. dangun is cave's only good shump. back to wading thru slow-mo purple vomit for you
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>>246951094
you beat muh score
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Dogyuun is 24 points on the list, will be hard
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>>246952554
>daytona man is reduced to doing fail-zero remixes now
sad desu
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Aquas
Battle Trashverse
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>>246954827
Worse, he's a tranny furfag.
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>>246955027
bruh thats a troll account
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>>246955182
oh, okay
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>gloves
>gaming glasses
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Draconic probably committed suicide
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>>246954246
are you doing truxton2 after that
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>>246952809
agreed
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>>246962513
I've only watched a little of them actually playing stuff but James seems a fair bit worse than Mike. Off the top of my head I recall watching them play a Mega Man romhack for a while, passing the controller back and forth. James kept making the same mistakes over and over again without learning, and even when Mike figures it out and tells him what weapon to use, James still would just forget and walk into hits.

I've always heard that James isn't even especially passionate about video games and AVGN simply became a means of paying the bills some time ago. I might even wager that a lot of the harder parts of games showcased in AVGN are actually played and scripted by Mike.
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i like daisenpoo
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>>246964709
Stop posting loli porn, pedofag.
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>>246966336
based
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Lmao my post got deleted within minutes by /vr/'s jarpig janny.

https://warosu.org/vr/thread/5424842#p5434559
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https://twitter.com/HTHCrow/status/1105560551407538176
he's right you know
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>But I prefer a high speed, rhythmical game in which you get into a rhythm dodging different patterns. So it was like, aren’t you guys getting tired of playing danmaku games?!

this guy sounds based. cave should have let him design more games
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>tfw you willingly spawn the tanuki on purpose
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>>246981926
absolute madlad
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cute
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ1TDeJIrAg
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>>246981926
>>246987942
Gunbird 1 and 2 are very good. Yet the dadfarm is full of cavedrones who can't recognize this.
Psikyo > Cave
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https://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?p=1357003#p1357003
SIGNAL
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>>246988607
yeah, lots of people dismiss gunbird1 because it doesn't have muh deep scoring but it has some great level designs
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I don't like having a cluttered screen, whether its from bullets or ding-ding-ding coins/notifications bouncing everywhere. That's why I can't play Futanari or most bullet-hells, the "aesthetics" is disgusting and hurts my eyes.
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>>246992252
Dblaze still does the dumb Cave thing despite that though where you have to squeeze between openings that visually simply aren't there, especially when dismounted and I believe the hitbox changes very slightly with movement too
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>>246970837
wew lad, tone policing trash like waifu threads so they remains "comfy" that's fucking sad
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>>246996061
so if I go post on /vr/ about shmups positively or if I express dislike for rpgs I'm gonna get banned ? Gonna test this out because it seems like fake news to me.
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rpgs? I think they're good sometimes.
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>>246997945
uh oh
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BASED /vr/ mods banning tardo on regular
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>>247007173
i prefer that to endless bitching about trannies and jews or whatever
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>>247008319
i come here to post about truxton ii when i just need to dump a remark somewhere that im sure will get a response. but most of the time this thread is unreadable
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>>247008718
sounds like you belong in a discord safespace then, mycopho
we can bitch about degenerates and kikes here if we want to
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>has to come here for discussion because every "polite" politically correct place is dead or filled with dads

You're next, Mark
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>>247010836
obsessed.
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when is cream picking shmups back up? he still has to 2-all psikyo's later games
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space invaders extreme is really extreme (on your thumb, no auto-fire holy shit it hurts)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gQknpcau0o
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>>247012141
have you tried playing it with no upgrades?
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>>247012141
it's no
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tfw eating butter with a spoon
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>>247013398
iktf
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https://streamable.com/gs0uq
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>>247013695
sounds more like a poorfag than a fatty
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>>247013806
damn, you got me
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>>247013759
That's why he's on his 20th credit
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>>247017427
BONER
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>>247017427
>dat chat rules
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>>247014345
god, i wish i was white
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>>247017769
We must protect men who put their penises in other men's buttholes or who pretend to be females, they are special and need our care, love and support you stupid BIGOT
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>>247017991
Time to take a trip to the gulags for disruptive activity comrade
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>what happens if I put banana's in my cars muffler? is that good?
>become a protected class.
kek
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>he
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now this is a TUNE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lAzm1vC7gw
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>>247019259
is this a venetian snares
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-McDXdvNp4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52NLl2DIbUA
best imo
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what's the point of collecting?
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>>247020738
>>247020875
min-maxing the best deals, the thrill of the hunt, setting up a beautiful collection, it's a skill and an art, man has been collecting baubles and trinkets forever
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tfw used to be sick grabbing and now i just emulate

should i sell everything
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>>247021153
>sitting in a tree with $5k camoflauge gear, night vision, smoke grenades, six traps under you and a $15k high powered lazer scope rifle shooting a baby deer from 2 miles away
Based hunting culture.
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>>247018820
>>247019775
>>247019913
>anime

https://twitter.com/Skye_pls/status/1106041475865939969
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>>247021636
why do any of that, get some friends, some rifles and just have fun, you might not catch anything but that's not the point is it
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RIP retardo and others posting in the /vr/ shmup thread
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>>247025229
Jannies woke up and saw a shmup thread with a spanish IP so they wiped everything, looks like there was collateral damage too. In other words just /vr/ things
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>ctrl f dead
>25% of the thread is retardo machine gun spam
yikes
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>>247032642
>purposely avoid competitive skillful games to sick grab records in shit games no1 cares about
YIKES
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>>247033062
>console arrange mode
literally no one played that lmfao
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Real men play Darius for score
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>>247034758
did i literally not say that the leet japs are busy playing competitive and skillful games instead of cucking away to no comp console games you dense fuck? beat their scores in the real games first then you can go to your hidey hole arrange..... till then be a lil cuck
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>>247035298
What if Mark is the rat and it's just playing the victim to get attention?
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>>247035559
its easier so you should have no problem getting wr after mastering the hard one right, i await your score big boy :)
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>>247009927
Does this mean we can't spare the trannies on Day of the Rope?
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if you could wipe out one group from /vr/, who would you pick?

>nintendofags
>pc geeks
>jarpigs
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>>247039421
>nintendofags
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>>247039421
nintendofags easily, that would remove the most cancerous jarpigs too
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why are the medals turning back to gold after going grey in chav's version?
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dick!
just befroe last boss
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btw ktiger2 is completely fucked on shmupmame
the rom is outdated shit and has graphical glitches
i fixed it by renaming one file from new romset, seems ok now
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redpill me on milestone. are their games shite or alright?
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chav bout to 1cc air garret on stream
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>>247042441
boring
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now take a nice hot shower
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>>247042441
I've only played Chaos Field and Radirgy. Radirgy is a good time. The stages are built around constantly refilling and activating your invincibility shield, which gives it a nice rhythm.

Granted Radirgy didn't click with me at first so I dismissed it. IMO Milestone games can be off-putting because they throw a number of unfamiliar concepts at the player, which can lead them to think of them as unpolished (or at least that was my initial impression). I think it's at least worth burning a cd to try on Dreamcast. Or NullDC.

Chaos Field I have less to say, as I never got far. It's also odd. For a first game they chucked in a lot of strange mechanics, while grubbing stuff from a bunch of other popular shmups. I haven't really gotten into it deep enough yet to say much.
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>>247041628
You're almost there.

Nowadays when I play for some reason I always fuck up on those fast jets in stage 2. Embarrassing.
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>>247048635
you need to work on your bombs management
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>>247051085
oh dont be a dumb cunt, real reals aren't some robot fest, shit happens, eyes fail, judgement alters and you have to adapt in the moment prioritizing staying alive
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>>247051268
runs*
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>>247051268
>witness how the chav responds to criticism
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>>247052441
it's not criticism because its not relevent or correct, its hypothetical perfect scenario stuff that just doesn't apply irl unless you're making a tas. i lost a life to stage 4 boss because bomb didnb't come out quick enough and i had to panic spam just before last boss cus i can't figure a good strat for that bit.
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>>247052441
and i like any human makes mistakes that need to be improvised through. i'll keep going though, i want to beat perikles.
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>>247053954
fuck me is this idiot corner? YES I KNOW AND I DID THAT AS I SAID but sometimes it still doesn't give me the perfect even when ZERO FUCKIGN MISSED.
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>>247054259
>ZERO FUCKIGN MISSED
you can miss an enemy/building which spawns medal, maybe this is it
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>>247054546
but thatd still come up as %missed because the rest tallies to 100%
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>>247033062
>>247034758
You can't even get 1.01, it was only included in the limited edition of the game. Finding it at this point is a lot more difficult than the game itself.
And 1.0 was in arcades for a few months at best before being pulled, good luck finding that anywhere besides MAME.
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mame always wins
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>>247055917
aye but it was included limited for japan so they'd have it if they wanted, as it happens some jap superplayers did rinse 1.01 anyway, abi and kitsuedon for original.
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>these bmuplets in the comments thinking the game isn't pure SHITE
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>>246919503
>says he played on mvs twice
>"hurr question tho, did u play on aes??"
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>>247057867
not gonna lie i had smoe fun with this playing 4p online with 2 absolute retards
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>>246936019
*madmax intensifies*
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>>247039421
yep
>>247039774
>>247040000
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>>247040000
lots of jarpigs are sonybabbies that started with a 3d ff though
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>>247057867
i have this game, pretty bad
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i want see these posts
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air gallet is fucking good
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>>247062684
BLOWS YOUR COCKS OFF
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good shit i just discovered https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQt6PI7fvoI
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>>247064087
bad replay desu
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>>247064087
>this is the only traditional tate shmup takumi ever made despite only making verticals
bit weird innit
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>>247067189
>gw generations
for some reason I legitimately thought this was just a PS2 port of Gigawing 1, holy shit. I thought this for years. Anyways there's also Night Raid, I don't know what arcade hardware that was but iirc they intended to release it on PS1.
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i wonder why yokushin isn't on THE LIST
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>>247070839
aren't cave sh3 games on it? those are newer than gwg
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Can we talk about pinball here?
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>>247074828
Based. I played my first machine yesterday and it was fucking awesome
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>>247075072
What machine was it?
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>>247075205
>jarpigs literally seething about us in other generals
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>>247075182
Black Rose. There were a lot of other machines I tried out but I kept coming back to Black Rose
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https://live2.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv319019669

it's chadius3 time lads
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is this the longhairest stg ost?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doFLWsR1WOI&t=19m28s
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>>247080162
hi
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https://horaro.org/calithon/2019?key=calithon2019

>no arcade games
sasuga speedrunfags
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>>247082918
>https://horaro.org/calithon/2019?key=calithon2019

"Next up in 29 minutes:
Shovel Knight: Specter of Torment"

Nice.
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>>247082918
>all that nintentrash
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>>247086993
>nintendo bad
seething
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@247089403
disgusting... don't reply to me ever again...
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>why would I go to your event? they are very straight-o-phobic and cis-o-phobic
>you have been banned
LOL
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>>247089940
kek
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>>247094246
what a j*w
he should just get a real job instead of trying to be e-famous
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>>247094246
clast figured out the only numbers that matter are your moneys in the bank and bitches left to spank
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>>247096597
Sauce pls
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>>247101967
>jarpigs
>dad collectors
>console bmup babbys
>f-zero homos

All perma-seething at cee and seeing his posts everywhere, it's amazing
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retardo is chav's cheerleader. we all know this by now.
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>>247104384
Nah Gus is based besides the doggy business and liking F-Zero
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>>247104752
Sorry but I'm gonna give that one a yikes
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>>247104950
>F-Zero
>too fast
kek cute, webm can go so fast it becomes impossible for a human to control, even so fast it becomes impossible period because the ships move so fast the collision detection can't register them. THAT is too fast
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>>247105995
gx is crazy fun and so fast it will melt your face. great soundtrack too
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>>247106567
i much prefer gx's soundtrack personally.
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>>247107361
No time to play casual nintendo trash when you've got shmup pbs and counter stops to be working on
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>>247108386
It's just Distance, a sequel to Nitronic Rush which you can get for free and plays exactly the same. More about platforming using cars where most of the challenge comes from than driving.
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>>247108851
>40 sec talon's reach lap

lad...

use cheats to unlock phantom speed and piranha ship instead of bothering with this slow gay shit, you'll learn much faster and have more fun.
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>>247109167
Thanks, memory cards
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Bahmpu~
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>mmo loving jarpig apologist is also an F-Zero fan
shocking
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be nice, chav
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCaoC7nXUi0
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>>247118109
How the hell did Capcom think this is OK
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>>247118387
blame snes sound chip
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i had forgotten about getting this thru ps plus a few months ago. not bad
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>>247118443
Sounds like someone was sodomized
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>>247118507
IT'S BAD, WHY YOU PLAY IT? IT'S A BAD GAME! STOP PLAYING! BAD BAD BAD GAME BAD
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>>247118457
That's more a lack of musical ability/taste than the snes sound chip which while having its fair share of problems can be used to make good tunes, the samples they picked are godawful
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>>247118507
I found the game pretty boring, having to replay stages just for level ups is terrible

>>247118762
Pretty sure you don't need to 1cc Cho Ren Sha to figure out it's a simple game
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nintendon't
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>>247119295
t. can't 1cc
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>>247119021
Are you really going to complain about infinite punch cheese while posting god hand a game infamous for its huge amounts of cheesy spammable moves and strategies?
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>>247119295
"Overly simplistic" isn't an objective statement it's an arbitrary subjective statement. It's as complex as it needs to be, that is it gives you all the tools you'd need and makes you use them with no unnecessary shit. The fact that you play games for fluff like combos is your problem
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>>247119783
Combos aren't bad, but they also aren't necessary for a game to be good, and often end up just adding more cheese to games that would otherwise be balanced. Final Fight has enough tools and balances them well, you don't need arbitrary restrictions to vary up your moves you just use moves that fit the situation.
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>>247120163
Nah it isn't really, the enemy behaviours, heavy randomness and how it all interacts with your moves makes the gameplay very dynamic and gives it a lot of depth. The gameplay loop is very similar to God Hand's, especially KMS hard, but it's more aggressive because your crowd control options aren't limited by a counter-hit system and it's more fun because of that
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shmups are simple
just shoot n move
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>>247119202
>the actual GAME is not simple at all .
I see, my bad
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>>247101967
fucking lmao
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>>247112890
>And your argument boils down to "nintendo bad! no matter what!"
well I mean if the shoe fits...
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Time for more censorship
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>>247122896
>that dork with the sweater vest
has to be dressed by his mum
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>>247122896
Some of them aren't too bad.
But there's some guys with a terrible basedface and why would you use a sweater to an arcade center?
4.5/10
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>>247130680
>Some of them aren't too bad.
get a load of this homo
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>>247130861
Is there something you want to tell the class?

>>247131008
Who are these guys anyway?
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>>247131142
no shame only fast
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>>247123914
wtf i love spyro now??
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>>247129410
I respect that more than the turbo pozzed fag in the bottom left.
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>>247131623
that's just sad
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>thinking it's "too bad" there's no BING BING WAHOO shmup
mark, I...
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>>247131946
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9LdT9P8TFew
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>implying you shmucks know more about the genre than based mark
Yikes!
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>>247132051
imagine if it was
>praised as one of the best right next to ikaruga
>experimental but doesn't have any deep mechanics only the most basic shit which you come up in 3 minutes
>easy execution
>boring and formulaic stages
>boring and formulaic patterns
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>>247132704
nintendo isnt your friend
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>when cream's testosterone higher than yours
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>>247136683
tbqh that display is nicer than I expected.
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>>247136683
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>>247137560
poor guy
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no time to paly kyukyoku tiger 2 bros
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>>247145445
8,7
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>>247145314
cool, you switched to player 2 as well
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tell me a horizontal shmup that doesn't recquire tapping. I have carpal tunnel syndrome
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>>247134557
>but kraut likes rpgs just like you
nice strawmanning again
just because i don't have an irrational hatred towards the genre like you, doesn't mean i like these games

i only like a handful of rpgs
baldur's gate and icewind dale games are cool
and the way i modded skyrim makes it the best game ever
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i don't have fun playing this game
so annoying
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if you died on last stage, is pretty much game over
what a piece of unbalanced trash, i hate this game already
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>>247150808
>that statement is correct
no, it is not, when i only like a few specific rpgs

>doesn't imply that you like each and every single game made in that genre
it implies that i like the genre in general, when in reality i couldn't care less about 99% of the genre
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>>247151498
The character art in Giga Wing 2 is weird to me. It's kind of good, and shitty at the same time. Don't know why they didn't have the same artist for both... Unless that was him/her.
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>>247151690
no, with shmups it's different
there are many shmups i like, but i still don't play them anymore simply because i prefer to focus on my favorite games

shmups are simple enough to easily get into them
so even if a game is far from perfect, you still can have fun with it
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>>247155309
no, i still play it now and then
just not that often anymore, since it's just too frustrating
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>>247152778
https://youtu.be/owZreqQpg8s
HD
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>>247156096
you mean because cee has a better score or what?
again, i don't care about chavs score, since he used different routes anyway

the routes i use are way more risky
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>>247156549
you didn't even no-bomb the fucking oxacrts so stfu
you have no clue what you're talking about

if i would have simply used your pussy routes, i would have beaten your score months ago already
but i don't care about your score
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>>247156105
I'm like 99% sure this guy is taking the piss.
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>>247157367
>cope post
not everyone uses shmup scores as an extension fo their dick

i don't care if you have a better score, because in contrary to you i don't play for shitty western records
i simply play to get a run which is good in my eyes

you play just for western records because you're an attention whore elitist who likes to feel better than others through shitty video game scores
just like you desperately try to get a western record in air gallet right now
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>>247157931
well, if you already play the genre since years and not have a single decent score, then this also should say something about you

i just don't care about competition like chav does it
it's fucking immature as fuck, especially in a game like guwange where the player score is inaccurate anyway, except you get a no-miss run
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>>247158310
>no need to have decent cores if you don't care about competition right
you do not have to care about competition to score in these games
you simply have to actually like these games to score in them

>now this is a cope
no, it's not
even players like yuru25 who already counterstopped the game twice, they usually only get around 40 mill
the scoring in this game is inaccurate as fuck and doesn't really represent player skill, because of how punishing it is
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>>247158504
>i'm going to fucking destroy your score, your routes are trash
your routes are trash yes
my routes are objectively better, i just simply couldn't get a lucky run with them yet
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>>247159013
that's simply how guwange works
it's all about grinding for that lucky no-miss run
if you die a single time or lose chain the run is over
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https://twitter.com/Aqy/status/1106694510267035649
sickgrabquas
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Bahmpu~
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>>247169506
Working on it, anon, but I barely got started and still have to learn gml
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>>247169506
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cant stop reading guwange as goo-wanje
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>>247169506
damn, mobage looks like THAT?
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>>247175768
dad shit
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>>247175768
cringe
>>247169506
>>247170196
based
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Anyone played Too Spicy? It's some weird gun game where you have to run and dodge across a horizontal plane and do some slow motion shooting, it was very odd
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>>247175768
>dad hopping
yikes
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>>247177931
Totally forgot about that, it's like a weird versus light gun shooter. Looks cool, I doubt there's even a single cab of it outside of Asia though.
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>>247179125
I can confirm there's one in Brisbane at least
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>>247179297
I said outside of Asia.
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Informationpill me on who mark is
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>>247180186
the final boss pulling the strings behind the copy-monkey menace.
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>>247180518
>He's a well adjusted dude
normies have no place in OUR community
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>>247180518
glad to see you back mark.
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>>247181247
normies get OUT and play apexnight
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>>247181110
stfu
go play visual novels where you belong
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chad_msx living in shmupg heads rent free
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writing essays about based mark........ yikes!
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>>247181470
Why would I envy another weeb NPC?
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Why is it any time you practice and learn something other people despise you for it?
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>>247183928
It's a cope mechanism. They are too stupid to do the same and know it, so they try to downplay your achievements.

People are cancer.
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>>247184180
This isn't just the case for video games. It's everywhere like this, simply because society is full of assholes and hypocrites.
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>>247179928
Dad hopping again I see. What a waste of time, you will never clear DDP at this rate.
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i think mark is hot
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>>247184608
>it only covers the surface and not the root
The root is simply shitty genetics
Most people are simply stupid
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>>247184884
once again, not cream. but sup anyways.
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>>247185173
>With a better environment, more people would end up not manifesting these issues
Thanks for stating the obvious. The main root is still simple stupidity tho.

>see how mental illnesses and social problems have increased in recent decades
Mental Illnesses also just increased because of pharmacy industry tho. They basically already label you as mentally ill nowadays if you are more than 2 weeks depressed when your mother died, so they can sell more drugs.
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>>247185342
thats not very nice
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>>247185747
im not any of those people! also im a dude. cis
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>>247186114
whats your deal
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>>247185607
>This is an example of consumerist culture
No, it's an example of corruption and greedyness

>Genetics plays a part but you can't really fix that
Of course you could fix that but what does this even matter?

Cultures will always be shit as long as the people are shit.
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>>247186769
For example. In this society it's basically the opposite.
If you are stupid you have it way easier because you fit much better in, while smart people get ostracized.
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>>247186873
>marriage with preteens (what you want)
Where did I ever say I want that? I would liek a culture where stupid retards like you simply get fucked.
I would like a culture where retards don't constantly ruin it for everyone. Because that's exactly what you are doing.
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>>247187317
Never said anything like this.
All I say is that you can't simply put a hard line on an age of consent.

Maturity amongst people differs like crazy.
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>>247187408
>Describe your eugenics and politics plan
Banning everyone on shmupg because you are fucking cancer here
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=or1-y1LQJCo
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>>247189213
meme game cringe
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>>247185747
holy shit
did naegleria (sp?) become a tranny too? I'm surprised.
Dude even looked good before he went fat mode.
People talk about onions but beware you fat fucks. Fat = estrogen
Every time I see these speedrunners they get fatter and fatter
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>>247185024
sup saph
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shame
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>>247198796
uncharted? for real? this man has no taste
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>ywn be this happy
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>e-celebs live rent free in their heads
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> shmup book club
WTF IS THIS?
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leave artistic shmups to me.
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>>247200092
where da tiddies
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>>247199945
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1opv70l9jtY
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>>247183928
Holy yikes imagine mashing your way to S ranks on normal and thinking youre experiencing the actual game
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>>247199776
dadflails central
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gonna do some squats to make my ass look better, i hope
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>>247183928
seconding this >>247202670.
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>>247189563
>so it's exactly like 1? what's the point?
this one has flash graphics for people with bad taste.
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>>247183928
>Why is it any time you practice and learn something other people despise you for it?
because you're paranoid.
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rip chav
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kraut cant handle the truth again is it?
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so anyway i tested air gallet on hardest dips and holy shit its like raiden dx loop 3/4 and bosses have more HP, highly recommend fellow gallet players to try it out, it'll be quite the challenge to clear.
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silly german twat can't into dynamic ip
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oh no no no no
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>mfw dynamic IP

unlucky dick tuckers.
https://youtu.be/3JcmQONgXJM
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Kbt on a report spree or was ist hier los?
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>>247211787
i reckon it's a faggot trying to make it look like kraut but some wanker either way.
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Imagine being in your mid 30s and seething, daily, in a shmup thread on 4chan about trannies, Jews, communists, and so on. Sad.
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>>247215019
imagine lurking a thread and being so butt blasted about whats being discussed that you machinegun report to try crafting the place into your personal echo chamber.

SAD!
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>>247215019
>trannies, Jews, communists

same thing anon.
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>>247215019
feels good
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>when you're such a sick grabber you make the news
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>>247215019
Imagine being in your mid 20s and seething, daily, in a shmup thread on 4chan because some anon in his mid 30s is seething, daily, in a shmup thread on 4chan about about trannies, Jews, communists, and so on. Sad2.
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Is there an agreed-upon optimal weapon in Dogyuun? I'm having trouble with the stage 3 boss and its turrets sniping me with no room to maneuver.
St3 is a giant dumb clusterfuck, I really like it.
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>>247216226
judging by the raiden fighters poster, the DGN on the sign, and the fact that he's italian, i'm guessing this is the shmups farmer Raiden Fighters 2, aka AST-DGN
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Raystorm might just be the best shmup Taito ever made. Fucking brilliant mechanics and brutal battles, makes regular shmups seem bland and robotic in comparison.
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>>247217225
Based and Chad pilled.
Remember to lift big and stay natty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeqTfm8OPXQ
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>>247216226
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I believe I can lie
I believe I can touch the child
I think about it every night and day
Get younglings like Michael J
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https://www.twitch.tv/epicnamebro

dat snes un squadron dadflailing
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>>247217225
Very underrated by the polygons=bad crowd. I'll always defend RayCrisis, which is fascinating and addicting thanks to its stage select and score-chasing structure.
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>>247216409
Dogyuun is the kind of game that heavily rewards using different weapons for different sections, probably because there aren't power ups.
That being said, at least IMO blue + speed module is the best general configuration. Red is also quite decent overall, moreso if you don't have the speed module. Green lacks damage so it doesn't work as well in general. And pink has too slow of a fire rate for that, however when it works it's really good.

For the third boss you shouldn't need any specific weapon however, you're just approaching it the wrong way. The turrets only shoot you if you're too far to the sides, they're predictable. The boss has a totally static pattern too. What I said about rewarding different weapons applies more to the second half or so, the early stages are more lenient of course.
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>>247217225
Is that you, Mad Max? If so, you've yet to actually play more Taito games to make such a statement.
If you're here regardless, who won the competition? What was their/your score?
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Check out this (((coincidence)))
>>247188125
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Lead guitarist is Air Gallet's director
https://youtu.be/T_BckvrXC68
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>>247238762
Based Uemura > Kikeda
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>>247239718
Tru
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Shoot 'em UP.
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http://cave-stg.com/forum/index.php?topic=1781.0

Some sick pieces of cardboard to grab
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>>247244506
Cave and Nintendo should make a soi crossover
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>>247244506
lmfao, collectors are straight weird
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Bahmpu~
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what y'all niggas watching?
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>>247250447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Epm7lUZqSfo
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>>247250447
myco kusoplaying truxton2
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>>247251149
motors you're eyeing up?


>>247251197
based, i'll pop in at somepoint to support the dude, watching pants atm
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>>247251643
A lot of people think they might drop in the 2.5l turbo with 250hp/310torkz with the AWD which i'd be all about, but I'd be good with the NA 2.5l and FWD as well. I'm too poor to buy it anytime soon anyways, I just love looking at the hatch.
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>>247250447
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ubfoSX9f4&t=2118s

sick grab vids.people collecting cardboard
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>>247252345
>SICCOOPER
Not SICKGRABBER? Fuck
lmao these have video game series dedicated to sick grabs
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>>247252053
cars are such a money black hole, cost of running gets old fast if it eats fuel.

>>247252345
>i picked up this starfox nintendo box
>for like 50 dollars

i am speechless
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>>247252461
I mean video series
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>>247252742
Yeah they really are. Still can't help but love them like the 30 year old boomer I am. Used Fiat 500 Abarths can be had dirt cheap with relatively low mileage. Sexy sound, sporty 3-door, and the perfect tiny size. Been thinking for a few years now that's going to be my next car, and I guess I'll just deal with the fix it again tony problems along the way.
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>>247253102
>Fiat 500 Abarth

ok so you're gay or hairdresser?
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>>247251643
thx but I ragequit because I died like four times in a row to the stage 4 boss. prolly will just take a break from it til monday.
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>>247254616
I also like the Miata and the Mini Cooper, too. I seem to like pretty much all the gay hairdresser cars.
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>>247254656
Try my strat dude, I use three bombs against that bastard for a reason
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>>247254782
nowt wrong with, was a genuine question. get yourself a twingo lad
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>>247255469
I'm a burger so they don't sell them here. I do really like those though, closest we have is the honda fit which I also love (jazz in UK). Hondas take so fucking long to drop price in the used market here though, it's infuriating. I hear used prices in general are way better in most of yurop since poorfags there can just ride a bus or w/e while many of our poors live way out in the country and don't have any choice but to buy a car.
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>>247255096
yeah it's looking like I'll have to start working towards that cuz man it really sucks to get there with like five lives and then lose four of them. very demoralizing
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>>247255937
hondas with v-tech engines hold value cus those engines never go wrong


gay in my street has couple smart cars, dunno i
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>>247256968
*f you have them
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>>247238762
it's pretty sad I will never get those full album
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>>247238762
absolutely based
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>>247269804
バンプ
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finna play shadow dancer lads.
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>>247270697
great game. have fun
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>>247270697
Which one
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Bahmpu~
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Bahmpu~
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i feel bad again
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>>247293340
sorry
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>>247293340
why dat?
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>>246991757
>Insert pic with ugly scaling
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>>247294010
just realised, that i am ugly piece of shit
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Bayonetta shmup.
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>>247295795
I have a feeling most Bayo fans don't think too highly of shmups
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>>247295795
how do you get this?

>>247295284
LOVE FIST RUINED MAH LIFE
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>>247295989
it's quite clearly fanart dud
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>>247296136
why quite clearly? it looks feasibly legit like jamestown style or smething
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shmupg confirmed bicycle twinks
csgo average player pic related
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>>247296253
>jamestown style
that pic isn't a widescreen vertical shmup though
is that your frame of reference? state of bayo fags, can't help but show how plebs they truly are
you can't even figure out that's a fanart
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>>247296379
>comparing regular competitive gamers to professional e-sport athletes
yikes!
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>>247296379
imagine being so insecure that you need to over compensate around a bunch of dorks lmao

"hey dork look at my roidceps and robocop hair line"


>>247296496
i said style you fucking sperg as in pixel art not orientation. it could easily of been a test shot or something.
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>>247296379
HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
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>>247296496
>bayo fags
never played those games, but they look high quality beat em up action, better than say Craptain Commando or Final Fight.
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>>247296620
go to the doctor to check your testosterone levels sweetie
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>>247296581
imagine being a man who gets triggered by strong muscles instead of respecting strength and hard work.
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>>247296791
gotta love how you took this angle to shit on shmups because you can't go to the games themselves lmaooo at this jarpig
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>>247296869
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>>247296791
i love strength and fitness though? and skill and agility but NOT pointless vanity disco muscles from closet gays who want boy pussy smashed in
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>>247296945
shmupfags aren't typically fat, average is shut-in skinny
source: just check the pictures available of people in the shmups community

jarpigs are the fatty ones
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>>247297000
>looks are pointless
false. looks matter a lot, only ugly people in denial say dumb things like that. And if you get strong and fit you're inevitably going to look better, it's an awesome side effect.
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this larp is weird af
i almost prefer cream's nigger machine gun spam
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not gonna post pics of me
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>>247297437
https://youtu.be/zVdtqRtG_qY
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sad.
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>>247305185
yeah iktf too m8
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE2RLk1FtAc
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What do you guys think about the difficulty of this?
https://youtu.be/-RKrMev8PZ0
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>>247312587
All static I assume? Looks hard
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>>247315493
Some parts are random for example the red bullet spam after the opener.
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>>247306698
it just aint right lads
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bros
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beat vectorman today, fun game but pretty easy despite the reputation of being hard, console standard i guess.
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>>247323362
from what ive seen you can ignore a lot of enemies or cheese them and most of the bosses only have two or three static attacks
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bakedbean = cee
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>>247327942
not sure if chav can recover from this one bros
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>>247328127
recover from what?

>>247327942
i'll phone ahead, tell mulder not to come
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>miyazaki makes what actually might turn out to be a decent action game
>gamefags hate it because no rpg elements
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>People who play RPGs are depressed gamers who like to sit alone in their dark rooms and play slow games.
jarpigs btfo even by their fagtendo overlords.
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>>247332931
I know that was just his cope at the time for missing out on the FFVII and DQ cash, but it's still a sick burn.
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>>247332931
Back when Nintendo still cared about arcade gaming.

Pic related, their best racer and shits all over Fag-Zero.
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>>247333827
>Nintendo still cared about arcade gaming
That was never a thing, it was more that they couldn't completely avoid the popularity of arcade design at the time.
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>>247333827
Wave Race is kino but F-Zero isn't bad at all either, they definitely had some good arcadey games in the 90s but in the 2000s they stopped caring.
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my next dadhop
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>>247333827
>>247334607
I don't know when the last time you guys actually played that game was, but it has actually aged pretty horribly. The course design is super bland, difficulty non-existant, and obviously runs at a shit fps. It was all about muh grafx muh new console experience.
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Bahmpu~
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>>247334909
>difficulty non-existant

lrn to time trial
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>>247334140
>Nintendo never cared about the arcade
Nice historical revisionism, lad.



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