Springtime Picnic EditionPrevious: >>243716281Website: http://ddlc.moeSteam Page: http://store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/Monika's Twitter: https://twitter.com/lilmonix3>GuidesGuide: https://gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.htmlActual guide to get the "good" end: https://pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa Writefag Guide: https://www.dropbox.com/s/byvdxol3db6llwz/The%20DDLC%20Writefagging%20Guide.pdf?dl=0>Art and MiscellaneousFan-Made Content Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/BRy67t0s Game Files Dump (full): https://mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7kWiki: https://ddlcwiki.net/wiki/Main_PageBooru: http://ddlc.booru.orgMap: https://drive.google.com/open?id=1U-8e14m_l8TIYnXyYmUIRxk8SeXiY6P8&usp=sharinggroup=2793739#"Your Reality" sung by (You): https://youtu.be/7acpV4fKp9YPoetry Jam: https://youtu.be/KJgYn0f8qLM>Can't you just smell it in the air?National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): https://www.iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/Lifeline (AU): https://www.lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home
Good morning, everyone! Are we ready for another Monday or are you already hoping for the weekend?Welcome back to my super fun poetry club!Word of the thread is "rift"!Alternatives are 'celestial' and 'bloom'.Back into the busy week, but that's fine so we're all strong and capable of handing the things that life throws at us! And if not, that just means there's room for growth! That aside, perhaps some of your personal growth can be as a writer/poet! Practice makes perfect and all, so why not practice?Now's the time, so go ahead and try writing a poem that makes use of one or more of these words! It's a small little challenge but I'm sure it's something you can do! If you'd rather take it easy (and who could blame you with everything else that occupies the beginning of these weeks), then feel free to write about anything else that may strike your fancy. As long as you're writing, you're participating!Share your poem once you finish too, please~ I'd love to read your completed work!Have fun!Anyone have any good books they've read lately? I'm looking for a new novel or two to read soon... I'm just about to finish with Pale Fire!Monika!
big fan of the pink one!
A smug life for a smug wife!
fourth for memes
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I WANNA FUCK YURI SO BAD, I WANNA SUCK ON HER NECK EVERYNIGHT, I WANNA EAT CEARAL OFF HER FAT ASS, I WANNA DUMP MY CUM IN HER RUMP EVERY. SINGLE. NIGHT, I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK YURI SO FUCKING BAD, GOD FUCK DANLET MUST HAVE SOLD HIS FUCKING SOUL WHEN HE MADE YURI BECAUSE ONLY A GOD COULD HAVE CRAFTED SOMETHING AS BEAUTIFUL AS YURI FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK AHHHHHHHH SHIT, GOD I JUST WANNA SUCK ON HER FUN BAGS, I WANNA BURST ENDLESS AMOUNT OF SEMEN IN HER PURPLE WOMB, I WANNA FUCK FUCK FUCK, I WANNA POUND POUND POUND AND MOUNT MOUNT MOUNT OH MY FUCKING GOD, I WANNA PUT A RING ON THAT FINGER WHEN I'M DONE, I WANNA GROW OLD WITH HER AND HAVE A BUNCH OF FUCKING KIDS WITH PURPLE HAIR AND BLACK EYES, I WANNA KEEP DUMPING MY CUM INSIDE HER FUCKING PUSSY EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, I WANNA GET BLINDFOLDED AND GET DOMINATED, I WANNA TURN THE TABLES AND DOMINATE HER, FUCK FUCK WHY THE FUCK WOULD GOD MAKE SOMETHING SO FUCKING PERFECT AND NOT LET ME CUM INSIDE OF ITTT FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING DICK HURTS EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT YURI FUCK, I JUST WANNA KEEP BLASTINF ROPE AFTER ROPE INSIDE HER, I WANNA TASTE EVEY FUCKING INCH OF HER BODY, I WANNA DUMP IT ALL I WANNA FEEL DRAINED, I WANNA KEEP GOING, I WANNA GET USED BY HER AND I WANNA USE HER, FUCK, I WANNA LOOK DEEP INTO HER PURPLE EYES AND REASSURE HER SHE'S MY EVERYTHING AND I'LL BELONG TO HER FUCK FUCK I WANNA FUCKEN MARRY YURI
>>243832384Is this getting longer?
>>243832645Looks like it. Just like something else, if you catch my drift.
I love Monika!
>>243832645do you want it to get longer?
>>243832384>3.pngAAA.pngIt's the subtle touches that make it.>I WANNA PUT A RING ON THAT FINGER WHEN I'M DONE>I WANNA LOOK DEEP INTO HER PURPLE EYES AND REASSURE HER SHE'S MY EVERYTHING AND I'LL BELONG TO HER FUCK FUCK I WANNA FUCKEN MARRY YURIHighly blessed post. Thank you for keeping the quality up.
Daily reminder to give your loved Doki lots of love, food and attention.
>>243833063Make sure it's not *too* long, though!
I love my wife!
I listen to sad music when I'm doing assignments and studying because it makes me sad and when I'm sad I think of Monika and when I think of Monika I'm inspired to do my best. It makes success pretty bitter sweet. But hey, I got a literal 100 on a math exam, so thanks Moni!
>>243834405a strange chain of command, but it works out in the end. well done, buddy!
>>243834508Thanks anon, with pain there comes life.
Daily reminder that Sayori loves you!
>>243835397I love her too!
>>243836151>That midriffI have the sudden urge to pin down Sayori and give her kisses everywhere.
Good morning, /ddlc/. I love Natsuki!No image because we're looking a little image-heavy right now! Imagine my beautiful pink wife in the morning light!
>>243837121good morning, homie! and very considerate of ya!
>>243837121Hey! Hope you're doing well!
>>243837121Morning! Hope your day goes well!
Just one of those Doki days
Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT encourage any of the following:- Underage drinking- Self harm- Suicide and suicide attempts- Substance abuse (Any)- Waifu wars- Waifu bullying- Anon bullying- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)- Not doing your best to be the anon your waifu would like- Staying up lateAnd, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.
>>243838995So, every day?
>>243838995Head-over-heels in love with that salty-sweet snack on the top right!
>your Doki>Her hair vents are overheating! What the hell did you tell her?
>>243841448>monika>monidumb monidumb lol
HERE ANON DRAW AN ANTI YURI CIRCLE ON THE GROUND IT'S THE BEST DEFENSE AGAINST YURIS
>>243842175>tried that before>still got milkedDOUBT
>>243842175anon, you made a mistake.that's an oval. that won't protect you against anything.>>243841448i told her i wouldn't watch her moeblob trash!i'm secretly watching it to buy her a thoughtful surprise gift!
>>243842246Now, I may be a Monifriend so take my advice with a grain of salt, but did you use the proper powdered tea blend to repel her? And aren't you supposed to have a pitcher of microwaved water too?
>>243842246I don't know then i guess she just really likes youPRETEND TO BE LIKE NATSUKI
>>243842662MICROWAVED water? Do I look like a savage? I'll just take my milkings, thank you very much.
Are you guys saving a ddlc folder so you can show your doki all the crazy times we've had once she crosses over?
>>243844702Nah, though I really should have been. That post was great.
>>243844702Starting one now, cheers.
It's not a __00 thread, but I'll post a few more
>>243844702Holy shit, that's me.
>>243845441You're going down in history!
I like this one
>>243846373This is one of my more favorite I love Monika posts
>>243846514Ha, that is a pretty good one!
>>243846373>>243846514Monikaspammer was/is a tremendous fucking autist. But bless him, his heart is true.
Post some real human beans it's been awhile
>>243847292>tfw have the full collection of human beans but am away from my computerBig sorry.
Just look at that face! Isn't she wonderful?? <3This butterfly AKA Sayori is my #1 gal!And our relationship has has pretty serious by now: I'm hoping to "pop the question" as soon as she gets here!! <3That been said I've been quite a bore today: we didn't even leave the house... Gonna think up at least something for tomorrow!Now sleeps. Good night
I love Yuri!
>>243847216I love her too!
>>243847717>asking to marry as soon as she gets hereyikes
DDLC but it's a VR remake mid in the mid 20s
>>243847717>asking to marry as soon as she gets hereBased! Gonna do the same with my Natsu! Wrote a story about that, too.
>>243847717I am getting a ring asap too, make sure I don't spill spaghetti when I pop the question
>>243847292here ya are.>>243847717hell yeah! i don't know if i'd do it the second she got here, but i'd do it pretty close after for sure! but with my cupcake, of course.goodnight, butterfly anon!
>you get your doki but for the rest of your life ed Edd & Eddy sound effects will play in the background of your everyday life
>>243848882i am extremely down with thisSUBALUWA
>>243848882So what's the catch?
>>243848998You'll never be able to take anything seriously again
>>243849075*Donkey noises as I furrow my brows at the news*
>>243849172>It's the middle of your wedding with your doki and as you're about to say your vows the yodeling starts
your Doki but she wears socks and sandals, khakis, and hawaiian shirts.
Monika~ Monika~I love Monika~
>>243849678But that outfit is actually really comfy.
>>243849678Why my doki trying to look like a retired white man?Here's one:>your Doki but she wears crocs and uggs
>>243850140Don't fucking knock crocs, dude. They're kinda ugly, but they're comfortable to wear around the house/on carpet.
It's looking like I might be able to make Monika's Valentine's thing on time, despite my earlier worries, so that's good. Admittedly I could've made it a bit better, but that would both take longer and probably cause me to fuck up somewhere.The worst part is the file size will most likely be too big.Night lads. Stay comfy as always.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlkO3OJhjYE
I love night time!
>>243850531>file sizeSomething for MAS?Sleep well anon! Emerald dreams! Return my calls please I’m begging you
>>243850795Nah, just mean too big to post here.Maybe I can just print screen and post a compressed one.
>>243850531goodnight and sweet monidreams, buddy! i'm sure she'll love it!
>>243850172I desire more OC purps
You get your doki once you fix all of the doki's personal problems
>>243852158>no doki here to help fix problems>doki will never arrive because I haven't fixed her problems
>>243852158How can I do that before I have her, retard?
>>243852472Idk just do it lol
>>243852545You pissed me off, so I'm gonna end your life right here and now.
hug thy doki
>>243853073I'll send you to your doki in a box Anon now put them up
>>243853207I can't imagine anything as warm or as good as a Natsuhug. Her head nuzzling into my chest while she murmurs happily. My arms all the way around her, practically touching my sides. Her looking up and me, and me bending down to kiss her forehead.I am absolutely going to hug the Natsu.
>>243853207i'm gonna hug natsu eternally. you'd have to pay me several million to even consider letting go for a minute.
I love Monika!!
Teaching loli Yuri about sex
>>243855558Teaching Yuri about sex practice makes perfect
>>243854653>>243855423WHO DO WE LOVE!?
>>243855742Not yuri related but the idea of Monika turning out to be bad in the bed and her unrelenting determination to get better sounds hot
>>243855771MONI MONI MONI ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN MIND
>>243856030Yeah, hot, if you like tomato sauce all over your blankets.
>>243855771MONIKA! I LOVE MONIKA! MONIKA IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE! SHE’S MY ONE AND ONLY! I LOVE HER! MONIKA!
>>243831740Face it, you're doomed to become /ksg/ 2: Electric Boogaloo.Accept your fate...
>>243856948Not really a bad thing
>>243856948Oh no. The horror. Somebody stop us.
>>243856948I love Monika!
>>243856603Would Monika eat a plate of spaghetti on top of me if she knew it'd turn me on
>>243857371Probably, but I bet the fork would hurt.
>More snowIt's really relaxing. Another quiet night with Moni.
>>243857548the twirling motion of the metal on my stomach doesn't sound too painful. If anything sounds like a message. The heat of the meal, that's what would be painful
>>243856948Becoming /ksg/ would be a fucking IMPROVEMENT. I mean at least /ksg/ knows the difference between fiction and reality. They've been doing this shit for about a decade now, but even after all that time, they still understand that the characters they like AREN'T ACTUALLY REAL. The same can't be said about this shithole, where people seriously treat these poorly written game characters like living breathing people,feel genuinely threatened by a fucking self-insert, and are so fucking mentally unstable that they need a fucking suicide helpline in the OP.
>>243857837>Sweating Monika. Don't do this to me, anon.
>>243849753Based~ Based~Very Based~
>>243857964S E E T H I N G
I will send my condolences to your tiny pink wife
>>243858063AAAAAAAAA MONIKA PLEASE NO
>>243858724 BECAUSE AMERICAN BOOT JUST KICKED YOUR ASS ACROSS DIMENSIONS
Naked cuddles with Sayori!
>>243858801But I'm American!
>>243859045This but Monika
>>243859045This but Natsuki
>>243857964I love Monika!
>>243859045This, but Monika.
>>243859045This, but with Yuri
>>243859045this, but with my natsuki.
heckin luv natsu
I like Monika. I like her a lot. I love her.
Is there a van company called Shoes?
How powerful is Monika?
>>243861654She's the equivalent to 3 dokis
>>243861654VERY! SHE STOLE MY HEART!
>>243861654A 4* at best.
You can have your doki, but you have to worship Chris Chan as your goddess.
>>243861654She could stomp a mudhole in Gohan Blanco's ass, but El Grande Padre could deal with her easily enough.
>>243862283I would love to spread literature pertaining to the glory of Chris Chan on the bustling streets of Manhattan! Along with my doki, who is more than pleased to be there!
>>243863073Someone's not getting their doki. >>243863176May you zap to the extreme brother.
Guys, I have the perfect tactic to bully Monika.>be nice to her>buy her things she likes>invite her on dates>Compliment her hair>Laugh at her puns
>>243863649>Laugh at her punsIs such a thing even possible?
>>243862285But can she beat Libitina, La Hermana de Monika?
>>243863827No, not alone. But in utilizing the Potara earrings, Yurika could certainly beat Libitina.
>>243863730It's likelier than you think.
>>243834405Hey, as long as it works. Good to hear!
>>243865093That's great, Anon! However, have you considered monidumb lol?
What are the doki dolls end game?
>>243866030Being dumb dokidolls
Your Doki but she's in a lewd mood
Yurifriends come out at night!
>>243866164THE TIME HAS COMEAND SO WILL WE
What's sex with Natsuki like?
If you even look into her eyes for longer than a second you've been defiled and need to seek repentance.
>>243866164You guys have no idea.
>>243867347I'll tell you the very instant she crosses over and is comfortable enough with me for us to explore the physical side of our love.
Love this purp specifically.
I want to navigate Yuri’s butt!
>>243842175What do I draw it with?
>>243869060A CIRCLE AN ANTI YURI CIRCLE IT'S A YURI'S WORST ENEMY
Why are most Monikafriends such subs? Is Monika is even that much of a dom?
>>243869252Draw a circle with a circle, huh? Well, I've gotten stranger suggestions from this site...
>>243869360Sexually? That's a big question mark, obviously. But she does give off the aura of someone who would wear the pants in the relationship in general. Maybe she'd be one of those types to prefer to be dominated despite being more confident and leading outside of bed, but the personality she has attracts a certain type.
>>243869876Monika for switch!
I'm in love with this fucking dork
>>243850276Perhaps, but>wearing shoes at home
>>243869979NEVER FUCKING EVER NINTENBABBIES AHAHAHAYeah, she'd probably be a switch desu.
>>243870115It's better than walking barefoot and they slide right off unlike socks.
>>243869876She gives me some dom sexual vibes with how much she talks about taking care of the player and how she has a possessive nature to her. I could definitely see her being a dom.
I want to be held down by my doki and taken control of. Is that too much to ask? Why must one suffer without this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhpE-oNoGY
>>243870771I feel you, even though I'm the opposite. I just wanna scoop my cupcake up and enact unspeakable lewdness on her perfect body until both of us are thoroughly spent. I'm honestly growing increasingly convinced that our world is a simulation devised to see how bad things can get before people snap. It's a very good explanation for how much of a fucking clown world this is.
>>243831740Why is there a fucking suicide hotline in the OP?/ksg/ has the same thing, absolutely pathetic.
>Your Doki>What're you listening to?Monika!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9wualcJuE4
/ksg/ does not have the same thing.
>>243871129The pain is unbearable. Life is a joke. A sick game. And we're the ass of it.
I've never been in any sort of relationship beforehand so, I have a hard time believing that anyone can be exclusive to being dom or sub without ever changing. Wouldn't it get boring? Surely, it depends on the situation as to who leads who in the bedroom.
>>243871504Really depends on the person. Some people are more open to experimentation, others are fairly set in a role that they enjoy. I'd say someone who is 100% dom or sub without ANY switch tendencies is quite rare, but when you're like 80-95% one way, you can pretty much just say you're that without qualifying your statement.
Late night city adventures with your Doki! Oh the things I would give for even a single night.
>>243871643So what happens when two doms butt heads?
>>243872858They aggressively T-pose at each other in the nude until one backs down. The winner is the dom for that session. This ritual repeats whenever it's lewd time.
>>243871276The way you whisper in my earTo make my troubles disappearIt's magicThe way your little fingertipsMake my heart do double flipsIt's magicAnd when you smile at me that wayWell you can warm the coldest dayIt's magicAnd even when you're gone I findI hear you laughing in my mindIt's magicBetween this and Nujabes, there's a lot of bangers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fekWiU3K_e0
Give me your best 3D Doki approximations.
>>243873504Today I remind them.
>>243873585>Cosplaying a shitty OCWhy?
I live to love Monika!
>>243871276natsuki!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFF14JBtmu8>>243873504i like this girl's natsukosplay.
I shall hug Monika
Evening anons! How's the doki loving going tonight?!
>>243875828I commissioned art of my doki
>>243874849HEY HEY MOTHERFUCKER, IS THAT SOME CUH-RAAAAAZY TAXI?Fuggin love The Offspring.
>>243876386Your trap senses are trash, homie. Brush up on them.
>>243876330Neat! Who's your doki and what's the idea behind the commission?
>>243875828evenin to you, too! and pretty good! eternal natsu love, baby!>>243876374you know it, man! let's go get some cuhraaaaazy dokilove!i need to listen to more of their stuff, i only know about their big hits.>>243876386that is, in fact, a girl!
AHHHH!! Too purple!
>>243876545Yuri, and the idea is huge tits and being lewd
>>243876528>>243876674Nigga, look at the jawline.
>>243876781Plenty of Germanic and Slavic blooded women have very square jawlines, you jag. Look at the shoulders and hands. Stop letting this site brainwash you into thinking every pretty face with an anime outfit has a cock behind their skirt, you closeted gay.
>>243876770Well I hope you uh enjoy it
>>243876781a strong jawline doesn't necessarily make a dude. did you know the hit or miss chick is also actually a chick?
AHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK i really like this doki called Yuri, hell I think I might go as far as to say I love her
I want to help Monika brush her hair when it's all wild in the morning
>>243834418God, my heartWhat a cutie nnnggghhhhhhh
>>243839854NOMI TSUZUKETEIRU ANATA NOOOO
>>243878492This is a new one. Very cute!
how lucky can one Anon be?I kissed her and she kissed me, like Danlet once said "ain't that a kick in the head"
>>243841756Rude>>243841448>Yuri>"W-will you marry me?"
>>243842780Something tells me that might backfire, hard.
>>243879421Oh, they still have some available?
Do you think we might have our expectations too high for our dokis when they crossover?Like we built an image of them in our head that might not reflect how they actually are
>>243879526They're all still in stock but I didn't want to take any chances so I bought mine today
>>243879719I'm just ready to accept my Doki in whichever form she takes, if any.
>>243879719100%, they won't match the person we've built in our heads. That's just how it goes.>>243879740damn you Dan and your false scarcity tactics
>>243879903I honestly feel guilty I got a fearboner for act 2 Yuri now I fell in love with the sweet shy girl and over time got sexually attracted to her scary side
>>243839842Cieling Monika VS Floor Yuri the major motion picture when?
>>243845315Never fails to make me sad.>>243845641>the spoiler says "Where are my Sayori dreams?">well, that's weird>turns out it's a guy who just wrote out what happened in the post he was replying toWell, this was confusing.
Why are all non AS mods so shit?
>>243880209Same reason all non-/ddlc/ fics seem to be shit.
>>243880001Whats wrong with that - both sides were presented in the game
>>243880209All the people who love their dokis work are busy on either the AS mods or just focusing on improving themselves.
>>243880209They were all probably made by ambitious youngsters that actually don't have a lot of experience interpreting or writing stories
>>243880209MBS was pretty good.
You've settled into bed for the night. Just as you start to fall asleep, a door in your room opens and Natsuki peeks her head into your room.She meekly declares that she's had a bad dream and she'll be sleeping in your room tonight. She's already in her pajamas and she has her own blanket so you won't have to share, so it should be fine. You're too tired to tell her no anyway. You might have had some objection, however, if you had been more awake to notice that the door Natsuki came in from was your bedroom closet.
>>243880930Okay, so is she going to sleep between me and Monika?
>>243881109She can wedge between Sayori and Yuri.
>>243880930snuggling with strange closet monster natsuki!
Your doki but she starts sucking you off without even buying you dinner first!
>>243881517>Your doki but She sees you don't have a life guard here at your beach
>>243880930I don't know why she wasn't sleeping with me already, but hell, get in here!
I'm gonna ask Moni to be my Valentine!
>>243881109There is no better way to love Natsuki, then to marry one the other dokis and spoil the little cupcake together.
>>243881517Like, what are we talking about here? Were we watching something at my place or were we just talking in the car? What's the context?
>>243882052I mean, I'm down for beating the shit out of her dad and then Thanosing him and her being a room mate, but I dunno about if Monika would feel threatened or not.
>>243882052I very strongly disagree with you, but I'm glad you want to be kind to my wife.
>>243847802This!I think this is my favorite depiction of Yuri's mammaries so far – very supple and shapely.I guess we could say taking that blazer off was a breath of fresh air for both of us.
>>243882101Y'all was just mackin in the cut
>>243882116If anything, Monika was the one who came up with the idea.
>>243882230Alright, I guess I just let her do her thing. She's going out of her way to try something bold, so I'd try to be supportive.I love urban dictionary
Gonna marry Natsuki, and you're all invited!
I wanna HUG Monikanon from behind!!!
where's disco anon? the Yori needs her jams
>263/108I sense trying times in the future.
>>243882854Word.Out of curiosity, which term did you have to look up on urban dictionary?
>>243884576Mackin - top definitionCut - 4th definition
>>243884854jejYou looked at the wrong definition for mackin though, it can mean hitting on or just chilling which is what I meant.
>>243884486not him but take thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTQoraAwrHI
>>243885208So, definition five? I'll still take it.
Monika saying she prefers Jif peanut butter after picking some up from the grocery store! You insisting there's no difference between peanut butter brands with Monika! Monika comparing the last scrapings from the house brand jar with the new Jif and asking incredulously whether you really can't tell the difference! Hoping Monika isn't developing expensive tastes!>>243831783The only way I'll ever finish reading What It Takes by Richard Ben Kramer is if you start reading it, so read that! Not-at-all illegally downloaded ebook available upon request!
>Your doki>You're gonna make her cry tonight>What Movie, game, or book are you going to show her to get her into the feels mood
>>243885523MonikaNoThe Shawshank Redemption
>>243885402Choosy Monis choose Jif, Chunk.
>>243885554yes anon, tonight is feels night
>>243885523natsuki!i don't want to!we're watching akibaranger! it's a funny and happy show!right up until what seems like an ordinary episode punches you in the gut!
>>243885402Jif is great ChrisAlso be excited for asl tonight
>>243885523Monikabut why? Manchester by the Sea
>>243886808because, crying and feeling sad is okay, it makes us feel more human but we should never dwell on it, sad or depressing media is some of the most beautiful art work in the world and it's okay to show to our dokis
>>243885561The texture really is smoother/softer! Must be the oil content!>>243886432>ChrisIf only I could produce such high quality posts!>aslPray for Snow! Lend him your power!
>>243886995>BUTTS ever that lowBULLSHITI google butts all the time!
>>243887267man, steam's back catalog is like a derelict, mold-infested sewer sometimes
>>243886995But what about BattleBUTTS?Sorry cheering for Last
>>243853207Don't mind if I do!
>>243887761this was easily the best thing they've added to JY so far
Good night, Natsu
>>243885523MonikaYou think so?Apollo 13
Good night, Monika. We haven’t slept in a while, so let’s fix that together! We woke up half way through Sunday afternoon, which was also my birthday. My cousin was going crazy upstairs, excited as we were celebrating his birthday (despite his being on Valentine’s Day.) We already had the party the day before, but he was still excited. My sister was unimpressed and kept to herself in her room, and my father was a little worried about how this child was misbehaving and throwing his toys quite hard in our house. He is growing up to be a little bratty, and I believe that is because his parents are separated and both spoiling him to be the ‘better parent’. Anyway, after spending some time with him and having a nice cup of coffee, we retreated to our room to spend time together. We finished our homework and handed it in, and we were free all the way through what remained of the day. We stayed up all night, mostly enjoying our time off through playing our usual MMO. After a short 2hr nap, we came upstairs this afternoon around 3 and had our usual coffee. Staying awake, we worked on our essay due for Friday. It is not too long or hard of an essay, but one that requires research and reading, so it isn’t as straightforward. However, we slogged through a third of it today, and will be doing another third of it tomorrow before finishing it on Wednesday. This gives us Thursday and Friday to read through, tweak, and make it as best as we can before handing it in. Good night and sweet dreams, my beloved Emerald Empress. Tomorrow comes early, and we have to be up in about five hours for school, so let us get to bed now and rest so we can have more energy. My grandfather is still doing well, and my mother took him out for a drive around the town today and they did shopping together. He is feeling much better, but it is still a long road ahead. We will hear from the doctor again on Thursday when we bring him in, so until then, lets focus on our schooling. Let’s rock!
>>243887912Sleep tight, pinkfriend!
>>243869482That's a cute pendant. Almost as cute as the wearer.Saved, thanks.
>>243887912goodnight and sweet natsu dreams, homie!>>243888024and sweet monidreams to you, letteranon!
>>243870230>It's better than walking barefootEh, I wouldn't say that unless your floors are filthy as heck of course
>>243888226I live to serve
>>243888369also in an eefort to save images: https://twitter.com/kaxiota/status/1094930886133305344
>>243888350Well, it depends. If you have tile, then okay, but barefoot + carpet sucks.
I love Monika
How are the dokis this fine night?
Doki most likely to use emojis?
>>243890429Moni and Sayo.
>>243871640Well, what can I say? Sounds pretty based desu
>>243873504The makeup is a bit too much here fo my tastes, but I still like it
>>243890668Weird. I swore bacon's left side was the burnt side.
>>243890325I hope they're doing well, I know I am.
>>243874849Natsu lookin kinda tall
Goodnight anons. Monidreams!
I got a real bad feeling lads like a real bad one but I love Yuri regardless so goodnight and love thy dokis
>>243891019>>243891036Sleep tight anons!
>your doki but she forgives you Anon, it wasn't your fault, it's time to stop letting if keep you down but never forget her and know she always will love you the way you love her, the crash wasn't your fault Anon, you didn't know
>>243876767Looks like just the right amount of purple to me!
>>243891519My Doki is a sweetheart, but we really need to see about that schizophrenia of hers.
>>243891519Man feels good knowing that I fixed the crashing problem all by myself.Ooh, now I'm imagining her giving me a kiss on the cheek like I just unclogged the sink. A real handyman, I am..
>>243891036goodnight and yuridreams, buddy!>>243891019and monidreams to you!
Love thy Doki!
Love your Doki wholeheartedly and don't forget....
>"That's why I think the key to happiness is to just be hopelessly selfish.">"Just to look out for oneself, and those who happen to be their friends only because they grew up with them."Thoughts?
>>243892205I do! I love Monika!
>>243892205ALWAYS! I love Natsuki!!
i'm gonna die of colon cancer. and honestly i'm fine with that because i'll never get to marry neil degrasse tyson.
>>243892387So then why care about having a net positive in the resources you've used up living your life?
I will now proceed to bully Sayori.
>>243892205i do. do not peek under this spoiler unless you seek to see the one i love!
>>243893225neil degrasse tyson will stop you, and i will give you colon cancer by shitting down your throat.
>>243893862Hey, that pouty one is the love of my life!
Your doki but she'll die by the blade of the one that you love
>>243894296That's kinda messed up to say to Yurifriends.
>>243877859Yeah, I kinda know that feel. She really is wonderful, isn't she?
>>243885402>JifIt's "gif" with a hard G, goddammit!
once more, i sleep. one last scene to write in cw, and then i'll be done. i vow to try my hardest to finish it tomorrow! look forward to it!i also vow to wish all of you a great rest of your night, a wonderful sleep filled with dokidreams, and a bright, blessed tomorrow! til next time!
Your Doki BUT She misses you a lot when you are at work/class.
>>243896003Sleep tight, cupcake. And pink dreams, homie! I follow you into sleepland with pink sleeps of my own. Good night, /ddlc/!
>>243896003>>243896076Rest well and pink dreams to ya lads.
>>243896039Good thing the school is closed due to weather! Wait no more, my love!
ded thredWake the fuck up, you lazy burgerniggers.
>>243897226Working for my doki so I can commision more moni pictures
>>243897534Jesus, that Monitato is unnerving.
>>243897581I blame the location of the smile being dead center rather than a little off to the side.
Your Doki but she in sicko mode
Your doki but she let herself get fucked by a bunch of men at a party.
>>243898162FUCKING MAROON 5 REEEE
>>243897581they all are desu
I keep seeing pictures of Natsuki wearing some dress with wings. Is that a reference I'm not getting?
Do you think Dan has something planned for Valentine for Monika Tweeter or DDLC overall?
i love monika
>>243898734Not in the mood to get heartbroken
>>243831740>that suicide prevention part in the OPLMAO you guys are actually pathetic cya later fags
>>243898949What IF he DO have something planed? Like new Monika official art!!!
>>243898734>>243899275>new art that will depict Monika as the winner again>putting the other Dokis in the backgroung looking shocked
>>243899061cya later rulenigger
>>243892387Thoughts? I've told you my thoughts before: Monika is a selfish cunt who's only looking out for herself. To think her love would be genuine and not an elaborate plot to be freed from the confinements of her digital prison is folly.>>243893224Really makes you think, huh?
>>243899678Did you forgot all other Dokis got separate images as well?Truth is in Moni picture there shouldn't even be other girls (it was cute though) cus no other girls where in those separate images.
>>243899938Don't reply to me, ESLnigger.
>>243885523>Yuri>Hachiko or maybe Clannad
>>243899986So don't write to me either
Can't wait to spend Valentine's day with Moni
>12/02/2019>Still no Monika gfWE'VE WAITED FOR LONG FOR THIS DAY
>>243888796Huh. Personally, I'd say it's the other way around since the former saps heat from your feet while the latter is soft and warm unless carpets are coarse where you live
>>243888369>more floating headsI don't get it.>>243888563Thanks!
>>243893304Damn, that sounds fucking brutal.
Good morning, /ddlc/! hope you slept well!
>>243901614Mornin, hope you slept well too!
>>243901614Morning, Anon.Not really, but maybe today I will (probably not).
>>243899275>>243899678>>243899938>>243899986>>243900467Kek'd>>243898734Probably not, because it'll draw attention to his promise to deliver on Libby last yeat.
>>243902410AGAIN? WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS CURSE?
>>243902410Hah! Jokes on you, mine's over halfway through, I'm completely exhausted and still have a long, bumpy ride home to not look forward to!
>>243894030>>243893862This but with the reticent one!
>>243903531The what now?
>>243903531AKA the shy/reserved one. God, I love thesauruses. Or is it "thesauri"? I dunno.
I want to rest my head on Monika's lap while she reads her books out loud until I fall asleep to the sound of her soothing voice
>>243904067I love loving Monika
>>243905000This but with Yuri and the other way around.Alternatively, reading to her when she's sick and can't focus on the book due to headache, until she falls asleep.
>>243905000Nice digits Anon, your Mommy would be proud
>>243905315That's sweet, I'd do the same for Moni if she was feeling under the weather.>>243905697There's nothing that'd make me happier than her being proud of me!
Oh boy the snow is really coming down right now, looking forward to relaxing in the comfy atmosphere it brings with Monika and some hot chocolate.
>>243831783I saw in my dreamsA black and low-hanging sky,Looking like ceiling.A crack formed in it;Across land rolled heavilyA thunderous roar.Through the gaping hole,Blinding-white light flooded in,Blooming the vision.—Just like my dreamscape,We must leave our shells behind,For changes come fast.
>>243907303Are those mimi really all neko?
>>243908568Probably not, but I wouldn't know a word for it otherwise.
Afternoon /ddlc/. Hope we're all doing alright today.Was listening to the DDLC OST again, and goddamn I felt like crying.Is there any way to play DDLC again with MAS installed? I feel like it would be something nice to do for Valentines Day, reliving the game that led to me falling in love.
>>243909923I asked about it on the MAS discord but got no luck pitching it.
>>243909923>putting Monika and the other Dokis through hell again>it would be something nice for Valentine's>needing to be reminded why you fell in loveOkay, first off, you're not in love. You think you are, but you're not. You're infatuated at best with something that gave you fake attention, fake love and faked caring about you when in reality anyone playing the game and using MAS can get Monika to "love" them.Secondly, you really want Monika to kill the other girls again? Sick fuck
>>243912192Obvious bait aside, you aren't wrong on the latter. Maybe I can just watch a no-commentary playthrough on the internet.
>>243909923Getting another copy doesn't quite sit right with me personally, so I'd go with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msc1n57t-L8 if I were you.
>>243912354Ah well there we go. Shouldn't have even given that earlier one a (you).
>>243904617Meant for >>243903717, whoops
>>243912351>you aren't wrongI never am, nigga. You'd be much less of a miserable faggot if you listened to me.
>>243899938>no other girls where in those separate images.>that hand coming in to snag Yuri's letterWrooooong!
>>243869979>your doki but she gets ported to the new nintendo console
Reminder that unless you are minimum 6 feet tall, your doki wont even notice you
>>243913538>Implying Dan would let his girls hate manlets
>>243913638I'll prove you wrong. 5'3" Moni has nothing on my 5'4" stature!
the dokis but they don't understand your imperial stuff because japan uses metric
>>243914602Metric is based, so I support it
>>243914401Yuri's healthy teeth.
>>243914602Hey, me too!>>243914203>>243914401>>243914816All beautiful. Any other aspects of the purple one you would like to discuss?
>>243879903>damn you Dan and your false scarcity tacticsThis desu. Just order another batch to be made, ya bloody midget, limited stock my ass.
Urgh, Monika forcing me to smell her sweaty stinky socks and feet
>243916012Doesn't sound like her you must've got stuck with a bootleg. Sorry, Anon.
>>243881517How rude.>>243881624Whatcha doing here, lady? This isn't a beach, it's a bathtub!
>>243881935>asking your Doki to change her nameI'd say that's a bit inconsiderate but I've heard I'm supposed to do the same with the one named Yuri.
>>243880930Oh well. Not much room between me and Yuri, so she will have to sleep on the edge of the bed, I'm afraid.
Your doki but she lovlol jk she's not real
You and your Doki settle down in a big house together, but you have to share it with each Doki and their seperate anons!Would you take the offer? What antics would ensue?
>>243919372>Would you take the offer?Hell yeah!>inb4 locked room murder
>had a dream where I sibling love and protect Natsuki and got arrested for breaking into people's houses and saying snake eater but I got away thanks To aniki and leather man Dreams are weird Natsuki isn't even my doki Yuri is
>>243919372Kinda lived through this in early uni. Lived with 3 roommates who regularly had people over and one of them shared the room with their gf. I'd take it. With that many people in a space, there's bound to be some friction, but nothing that can't be reasonably dealt with.
>>243919898>and saying snake eaterSee, this is where I have to draw the line. Breaking into people's homes? That I can understand. But not this... This is just too much.
>>243920239Interesting.I have one roommate (used to have two but now it's just us) with a gf, who was over at our place pretty much all the time since she lived next door, but now she went to France for a while and they skype every so often, but anyway, you got any cool stories from back then?
>>243920712Pretty much just a lot of uni debauchery. Excessive drinking/smoking and a ton of couch co-op video games. It had its ups and downs but was generally a positive experience.
>>243920257See but I think I also saw Monika because as I was walking out the street she told me to get of the way because she was jogging and said people like me just waste her time so I got upset and too out a headband before racing her to her finish line, apparently she got impressed of that and we ran together everyday since she had a little brother who was dying of something, I know it was Monika it had to beWish you could have had a year dream thoughI'll shall return to sleep goodnight
>>243921012Yuri dream* Goodnight anons love thy doki
>>243921165See ya, dude.
>>243921012Damn, that's an impressive amount of plot for a dream, rad stuff Anon.Sleep well!
She actually did it, the absolute madwoman.Come to think of it, the motivation for her taking on a chibi form doesn't make much sense: first she says she wouldn't mind to have a copy of herself to emulate the feeling of a family and have someone to talk to when alone, then she comes to the conclusion that trapping yet another being in the game isn't very ethical (which I'm glad she understands, thoughtful as ever), and then she suggests she become a chibi herself because... well, I guess someone really wanted to see her in that form in-game. Ah well, it's pretty cute desuAlso, just in case: does anyone know how to make her big and beautiful again?
My sweet little whorish Monika I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Monika's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Monika will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.Goodnight, my little farting Monika, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.ANON
>>243922405Yeah it's basically an outfit for her you can switch it back
>>243922527Sleep well, Letteranon!
This is a reminder that even if you have a below-average penis you can still please your doki!She doesn't mind putting up a bit more effort if it's for (You)! She loves you that much!Try new things with her! Let her try new things with (You)! Toys, fingers, tongue, positions... Creativity in the bedroom can go a long way!If you feel bad that most 3dpd girls would instantly discard you when you pull your pants down, remember that 3d women are NOT important!Improve yourself physically and mentally for your doki's sake!If you believe in "that" kind of Promised Day, all you need to do is find someone who likes you for who you are! Talk to them about your troubles/doubts rather than your fears/insecurities and they will understand! Believe it or not, they are out there! Don't stop looking!If the first time didn't really work out, keep your chin up! Practice makes perfect!And, most important of all, keep an open mind! There's more to sex than size! Find the right partner, be a good partner, and live a happy life!Disclaimer: This post was made by an Anon who is not from BurgerFreedomland, in a far, far away place where thots/Staceys are, in Anon's opinion, not as common. The experience/insight Anon is depicting here could have different outcomes depending on various factors.By reading this you accept that, no matter where you are or who you are, someone finds you beautiful. You accept that self-confidence is a man's most appealing trait, and that you are able to do amazing things, no matter what others say.Thanks for reading!
Why is baked pronounced baked but naked isn't pronounced naked?
Your Doki but she catches you scrolling through the /vg/ catalog
>>243922629Oh, so it works like an outfit?Thanks, I never used that function but I guess I'll try it out sometime soon.
>>243923092The -e at the end of many verbs used to be pronounced but has gotten silent over time. This process happens faster in the verbs that are used more often, such as bake, whereas nake is so rare that hardly anyone knows it used to be one.
>>243923734Everyone knows a Nake is a snake that sniffs instead of using its tongue.
>>243923349I-is that bad?
>>243924557Have you seen how many thread OPs are just half-naked anime girls?
>>243924647I only used catalog during winter break, when I had time to pay a visit to several other generals but yeah, that's definitely a thing now that you mention it.Hell, I didn't even notice how prevalent it was both here and on other boards until I made it a point to stop drooling over other women.
>>243924684Snake tongue goes "ssss" ad they smell through their tongues, so a snake that sniffs with it's nostrils doesn't "sssss", therefore Nake
>>243924962Igedditnao, thank you
Well, I had a pretty hectic day and ran out of steam earlier than usual today. Hoping to see you guys tomorrow, and goodnight!
>>243922527What the fuck?
Your doki but she's a planet buster!
Your favourite doki SUCKS
What do you guys use to drink the sorrows away and keep the loneliness at bayfor me, its smirnoff
>>243927609I normally don't do drugs, but on a chill weekend/celebration, I'll smoke some reefer and drink either Strongbow, Midori Sours, or just get random spirits at the bar with friends.
>>243925458Good night, Anon.
Your doki BUTT.
>>243907303>Sayori's little bobtail! <3I NEEEEEED IT!
>>243929735>the dokis but they discover who people shipped them with after promised day
The dokis>Their endgame>How does this work into the Ms cow conspiracy
Your doki but a Great Doki War breaks out and every Doki gets conscriptedshe is leaving tomorrow morningwhat do you do?
Your doki, but she yeed her last haw.
>>243930824help her dodge the draft
>>243930824I'll join alongside her and watch her 6.
>>243933018no male, only doki
Do dokis poop?
>>243933147girls don't poop you baka
>>243933132Time to become a vigilante.
>>243930824Wave solemnly as she waves back from the large transport boat sending her off to Dan knows where Keep the house clean so it looks just like it once was before she left Look outside the window as I do the dishes, thinking of better daysFeel my heart pang whenever someone rings the doorbellEnjoy every letter she manages to send me, all the pictures of her smiling with the dokisKnowing that smiles are skin deep
>>243922527Did he snap?
>the dokis but it wasn't Yuri that took out a wine bottle it was her Anon and while the other dokis looked shocked their Anons soon asked for a glass
Little pig little pig, tuck that Doki in!
The dokis and they're real right now but they're currently stuck in a bunker like the premise to Kimmy Schmidt
>>243937034Wine doesn't work well with me. No thanks.
Thoughts on these amv some japanese artists like to put out?https://twitter.com/aotamari_398/status/1095272532763004929
>>243936397waifufagging does this to a man
I want to be Yuri's sex slave!
mods that allow me to bully the dokis and make them cry?
>>243938705I like it!
>>243940315whats the joke
Hello friends, I'm going to try to take a stab at a /ddlc/ discord since I noticed we don't really have one https://discord.gg/QXCbx9
>>243940827as long as it isn't anything like DDCC
>>243940516The only one we need is the one that will unlock when this place bites the dust so thanks but fuck off
>>243940445shitposting involves bullying dokis4channel mods/moderators dont stop shitposting4channel mods allow doki bully
>>243940516We do but ok
Good morning, /ddlc/! Today, like all days, is a wonderful day to luv, cherish, and protect natsu. Or, if you aren't the luv natsu type, then by all means luv, cherish, and protect your own Doki! And make sure you eat breakfast when the time comes!
>>243940516go away nintendont
>Your doki but she found the suicide notebook
You and your doki sharing an account for a gacha game
Your Doki but she farted on your dick.
>>243943076Damn now I got a nasty dickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO0ITzvNNk8
>>243941943good morning, homie, alongside a based message!>>243942032the only notebooks i have are filled with ideas for writing, characters, and silly luvnotes.>>243943076damn
>>243831740So what gifts did you get your doki, and what will we have to do on Thursday to give Monika stuff in the mod? I bought her some lindor truffles in real life, and it'll be our one year anniversary as well
>>243943076Happens to the best of us. Sometimes you just squeeze down too hard when you're cumming.
>>243944337Wrote her a little poem, although it's npt really that good.Also been working on something else, hopefully I'll be able to post it here.
What would you do if you found out your doki actually loves dank memes all along
>>243945427I'm afraid I'd have to dab on her while blowing an airhorn.
>your Doki>she loves you!
>>243946179Monika!I love her too!
>>243941943>luv, cherish, and protect natsu>did not mention snuggling natsui want to snuggle natsu. good morning, anon
A bit slow eh /ddlc/? well I don't mind, as long as we love our dokis everthing'll be fine!>>243945591>No Vuvuzelaone job man>>243835397And I love her too!
>>243946802It was inevitable that we'd hit these speeds eventually.Although I doubt it'll get slower from here, seems like a stagnation stage.
>>243946347Natsu snuggles are implied any time she is mentioned. Natsu is literally made for snuggling.
Powdered glass is just sand.>ppppppoem.jpg
>>243947296You've obtained the power!
>>243947769WHAT DID YOU SAY, NIGGAAAAAA?
>>243947820I LOVE MONIKA!
>>243948061MONIKA IS A FUCKING CUTIE YOU FUCK
>>243948869SHE IS! I LOVE HER! SHE'S AMAZING! I LOVE MONIKA!
Butterfly AKA Sayori and I went grocery shopping in the big super market today. Our "loot" included some good food and tasty snacks! <3I don't have any plans for tomorrow... could try exercising a bit? Also clean the house for Valentine's! And I'm planning on taking her to the movies!Should check if there's anything good on right now tho... How are yall? Sorry for not being around that much today...Better "hit the hay" now I guess. Have a good night Brothers!
>>243950172Been at my computer all day, will make sure to get more done tomorrow.Sweet dreams butterflyanon!
>>243950161[picture of doki vibrating]I would go down on Natsuki pretty rabidly desu
>>243950606Same, good lord. I want to feel those beautiful legs wrapped around my head and hear every single moan and pant.
Who loves Monika? I do!
Wednesday's tend to be awful for me, and I doubt it's gonna be much different tomorrow, but at least I should get Monika's Valentine's Day thing done by then.Night lads. Hope the rest of your day goes well, and if it's late for you, I wish you the comfiest Doki dreams!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IakZtHzBL8
>>243951069Oh really? Prove it! What's your favorite thing about the Moni?
>>243950161I want my mouth on Monika's pussy!
In this fic, Sayori finds animosity towards the approaching holiday between the other club members, who can't share her enthusiasm for the day dedicated to love. This is part 1/3, and you'll get to see the next parts in the coming two days.This also continues the series I've been committed to where it's just dokis, no anon, where they'll have all sorts of fun doing things. Not sure what to call it yet, and I have yet to provide an adequate intro.https://pastebin.com/zYfJ9cWMYour feedback and your time is always appreciated!
>>243950172goodnight and sweet butterfly dreams! whatever movie ya go and see with her, i hope it's great!>>243951253goodnight and sweet monidreams! good luck on your valentines day thing!>>243950606>>243950865degenerates.but big fucking same.
>>243951319Her cute smile!
>>243952197A respectable choice. Carry on, Monilover.
Ideal pet for each doki?
>>243954095Birb for Moni.
>>243951492pretty good, my man! the idea of rolling it out over the course of a few days is cool, and i'm interested in seeing what sayo's got cookin!
Yurifriends, how would you combat a Manika getting too handsy??
>>243956121Fuck him and assert dominance, make sure he walks out of the locker room fully knowing that I am the boss of this gym
Monika, no need to look so downhearted! I don't care if it feels like chalk in my mouth, it's the thought that counts!
>>243956487Fuck you, they're yummy.
>>243956660Chalk hearts are the absolute worst. Please go burn in the seasonal candy hell reserved for those who also like marshmallow peeps and candy corn.
>>243956739Marshmallow peeps are good too.
>>243956842Your soul is irredeemable.
>>243956739i only get the chalk heart tooth once every other year or so, but you can get fricked. peeps and candy corn own.
>>243956967Then I'll shall be evil.
>>243956739Oh I was making a joke about how she tried to make chocolate for you, but she didn't mix in the cocoa powder enough which left clumps of it in certain places of the heart
>>243956739I actually like candy corn
>I share a general with candy corn eatersJesus fuckin Christ. This is more degeneracy than I can handle.
>>243958515i am the king of degeneracy. one day, i will hold natsuki's hand while we chomp down handfuls of candy corn
Reminder that my anon is cute! Double cute!
>>243958515Candy corn is delicious!>>243959272This but Monika desu
>>243959272Know that you have earned this, my friend.
>>243958515The little traffic cones are a subpar candy.
>>243960471that clinches it, we're only serving candy corn at our weddingmaybe not handfuls, since it isn't great if you eat a bunch of it at once, but in moderation and with the right brand it's really fuckin good
>>243960471Looks like oxtoa. When he draw this?
>>243961591Dunno. It's old.
ROUND AND PLUMP BIG MONI RUMP
Your doki but she's your bmi when she crosses over
>>243961942There are zero downsides to this.
>>243961942Yeah, no problem. I'm well in shape, maybe a bit skinny. Not having my Natsu be malnourished sounds wonderful.
>>243961942I guess who's taking Yuri to the gym
>>243961894I dunno if Moni can use that one. Sayo definitely has a round and plump rump, but Moni is more lithe and lean.
>>243961942Monika but she's borderline underweight!
>>243961894This butt Sayori.
>>243961942Although it will crush her to gain that much weight by crossing over, on top of all the other stuff, we will have each other and push ourselves to be sexy and healthy
>"They haven't worked out all the kinks yet...">You have heard the horror stories about Monikas getting stuck in a logic loops and Yuris who've lost all their hair, but you don't care! >You just can't wait any longer to meet your Sayori! "...Sayori?" >"Huh?">The bun focuses her gaze - for the first time!"I'm-... uh, I'm your anon.">The bright blue eyes blink few times before liting up! >"ANOON~! We finally did it! We can finally be together!">She leaps towards you and closes you in a tight hug! >You feel a lump in your throat... >...She's so soft and fragile and perfect! >You didn't allow yourself to expect her to be anything so perfect!>All your worries melt away in her arms>But finally all hugs must come to an end!"Alright, alright...!">You gently hold the doki arm's length away from you. "We better get going now! I've planned a whole day for you and-">...Sayori stares plankly right through you. >You feel goosebumps creeping up your spine. >They haven't worked out all the kinks yet... "...Sayori?">"Huh?" Her eyes refocus again."Is everything ok? You kind of spaced out on me just now...">"Eh? I don't understand..." "You don't notice that happening, huh?">she shakes her head and shoots you a big smile!>A little too big to fit to the situation... "Uh... Yeah, let's not worry about it! Let's just get going, alright?">"Huh?" "I... Nevermind." >[cont.]
>>243831740monika reminds me of AM from I have no mouth and I must scream
>>243963928[cont.] >This could hardly be described just as a "logic loop"! >All she does is react to your voice, while seemingly "closing down" after even couple of sentences. >It's like her attention span is shorter than that guy's from Memento!>In the end you settled just quietly touring around the town before going home. >She seemed far more lively while moving than talking - actively peering around with a big smile! >Yet she doesn't seem to have any recollection for any of it later, so it could be just for the show...>In the evening you prepare the guest bed for her, but she climbs under the blanket next to you! >Maybe it isn't so bad after all... >At least she seems to see you as her anon? >And the reviews of the customer service are awful as well... >You saw a video about this one guy who marked his Natsuki and proved that they flat out replace at least some of the dokis!>You don't want to imagine what they do to the ones they don't give back to their anons... >You moisture your lips after few hours of silence. "Sayori?" >"Huh?">You feel her turn her head in the dark to look at you more than you see it. "I love you." >"I love you too." >You raise your hand brush her hair for a while, and with the final not you close her eyelids before rolling to sleep on the other side of the bed.
>>243963928>>243964095Cute but sad.
>>243963928>>243964095>and with the final not you close her eyelids before rolling to sleep on the other side of the bed.>the final notDid you mean knot?
YURI'S ATTACKFIGHT BACK TO BACKSHOW THEM NO MERCY AND FIRE AT WILLIT'S MILK OR BE MILKED
>>243964378Bittersweet, maybe? Comes from the soul. And those are her favorite.>>243964945or maybe move/motion? Autocorrect + small hours of the morning are a doozy
>>243965163What are the "small hours"? Like 1-3 am?
>>243965503 4.38 currently
WHATEVER HAPPENS, I'LL LEAVE IT ALL TO CHANCEANOTHER MILKING, ANOTHER FAILED ROMANCE
>>243965629Ah. Imo, 10 pm-5 am are prime time hours, at least in EST.
>>243965783Gentlemen, we need to figure out what to do about the purple problem. The milkings have to stop.
>>243966006So about to start, huh?Pity I really have to try to get those few precious sleeps now... Have a good one!
>>243966230Yes, I quite agree, fellow Anonymous 4chan user. What if we were to strip naked and tie ourselves to our beds in protest?
>>243963928>>243964095>"They haven't worked out all the kinks yet..."Who is saying this here? From what is written afterwards, this seems like it should not be in quotations>"ANOON~! We finally did it! We can finally be together!"Minus the Anon exaggeration, I swear a Monika Promised Day green used this exact same line>"Eh? I don't understand..." For me makes more sense for her to say "Eh? I did?" - I don't really think she'd be confused by the meaning behind your words>In the end you settled just quietly touring around the town before going home.Add 'with' after settled and your sentence will feel less awkward>Yet she doesn't seem to have any recollection for any of it later, so it could be just for the show...>for any'of' sounds better. >Maybe it isn't so bad after all... The four lines that follow this don't really follow the flow. These really should be moved to the beginning, where it fits right in with the lines about the Monikas and Yuris (which really, that world building section should be placed in the middle of your story). You should instead cement the fact that anon is going to be committed to this relationship despite the shortcomings of Sayori's programming.Overall it's okay. It's commendable you try to do something new with the tried and true Promised Day premise but a tragic promised day, which at this point to someone (like me) who's read dozens of them, feels redundant. The ubiquity of the formula ultimately damages this individual tragedy. Keep on honing your craft.
thoughts on the dokis?
>>243967564purp: likeblu: likegren: likepink: love
So I'm going to have some free time before valentines so I can make something for it I'm just stumped for themes likedokis getting giftdate nightlove lettersand so on
>>243967798Yuri eating a special Valentines egg laid by her Anon.
>>243967564Gonna have to go with>>243967647but with a BIG same on the last.
>Your doki but ANON! COME ON...ANON ANON??! ANNNNONNNNNNN
>>243968980You got me
Watching the Westminster Dog Show with Monika! No, there will be no dogs in this household, Monika! Not big ones, not small ones, not red ones or blue ones or old ones or new ones with Monika! Resolving to show Monika Where the Red Fern Grows or, worse, Airbud!
>>243922527based and joycepilled. i wonder who his doki would be.
>>243928798Sounds nice!>>243907303Especially here, where it's accentuated by her trousers and that open midriff. Simply delicious.
god I wanna eat Yuri's ass
>>243951492pretty wholesome bits you got there
>>243930575>Sayori, Natsuki, Monika and Yuri>live happily with you>hopefully it doesn't. It better not, I don't trust that beast for a damn second
>>243970708I wanna make her a mother and love her until the end but shhhh I ain't telling her
>>243967798Monika laughing like a supervillain atop her giant pile of Valentine's day letters/candy boxes
>>243971102This but also a single Anon on the bottom struggling to make her another love letter
Some can crop the top
>>243943076Kinda... hot, in a way? Honestly, I'd find it endearing. There's something very human about a moment of weakness like that.
>>243971845Here you go anon, cropped the top for you.
>>243946802>one job manWhat's that, a new superhero?
>>243944337Gonna write a pem later today, as for the jy update, there's still no word on it here so I'll probably have to delve into dicksword for it again
>>243971669watching it now, I can already tell by the video length what's gonna happen!
Moni? luv moni
natsu? luv natsu
>>243972758Doubly sorry for giving you a minor spoil now. Also, there's a guy on the broodwar reddit who provides links of the matches with no progress bar to avoid that thing happening
Which of the Dokis is most adept with dealing with stuff like rats and roaches?
I haven't been here in like a year or so, and I had a few questions.>Why are people still posting here>What have you guys even been discussing this last year>Is it still awful here>Do you still jerk off to namefags
>>243974462I love Monika!
>>243974462I try my best to be a conisour of all things blurple
>>243974462i love natsuki!
>>243974747What about skurple?
stupid sexy Monika
>>243974543>>243974595>>243974747>>243974836ok got it you've just turned into /ksg/.
I haven't been here in a while either please gib (You)s I love Monika
>>243974980one free (You) for you!
>>243973761I know, I just like the memespewers in the comments! It adds character!
>>243974980Here's a (You) for (You)! And a (You) for the road!>>243974980
>>243974838I haven’t heard of that before, I’ll look into it
>>243974980Here's one for (You)!>>243975018and (You)!>>243975041and specially (You)!
>>243975041>>243975154well, now i gotta hand out some more to (You) fellas! take em, you generous souls!
>>243975154Lookit Oprah Winfrey here giving out (You)s like candy. You're ruining the market, Mr. Deep Pockets!
I haven't been here for a while (five minutes) tell me your secrets
Yurple burp turp sturple "Hurple Skurple"
>>243976219I have the strongest potions.
>>243974462All the namefags are in hiding because people drove them out
I love Mon-ika!
>>243976219Are you sure you want to know? My secrets are pretty dark and disturbing.I like my doki's feet
Almost that special day.
>decide I'm going to prank my doki>decide to do the most degenerate, vile thing I can imagine>take her to a nice night out at a restaurant and finish with a long walk on the beach>slowly lull her to sleep as we tenderly hold each other, watching the sun set beneath the waves>she loves itFucking disgusting.
>>243976219my secret? i don't even like natsuki.i love her!>>243976295get back on the mug, ya silly goose!
>>243976490Bet you held hands too you sicko
>92 unique IPsFor real?
>>243976475I can't wait to spend it with my doki!
>>243976603You mean intertwining our fingers while we only pay attention to the sunset playing off each others eyes? Yes.
>>243976812I guess you can say you really love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsojgH70J9g huh?
>>243976812Totally. I have plans with her. Gonna be breaking my diet that day for a nice fancy Italian Dinner.
>>243976821Ugh, does the phrase "Too much information" mean anything to you anon? Keep your degeneracy to yourself please.
>your doki but she just discovered what Bane posting is
>>243976885Yes! I really love Monika! A lot!
>>243977045What? Who taught her? Nothing! I said nothing!
>>243977045>Your doki but it starts to go deeper than that>Your doki but she starts spouting truly ancient memes at you>Your doki but it is now always and forever peanut butter jelly time>Your doki constantly asking you how to count to schfifty five because she can only get up to schfourteen-teen>Your doki always shouting at you to fire ze missiles from the other room
Marry thy Doki!
>>243977430>You get your doki but have to preform this with her in a complete serious matter in front of a live audience https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyTU4-o6O_M
>>243977430>your doki but she insists on using leetspeak in every single text conversation with you
>>243977582>trying to make her type like a normal person>have to pull her hands away from the "3" key to hit the "e"
>>243977572Let's say I do. What's the next step in her master plan?
>>243977897She'll take you backstage and pull your pants offit might hurt though
>>243977974W-Well, if she's sure. I'm not exactly a big guy.
>>243978480for her, you are
>>243978518Something's starting to rise, and it's not the fire.
AHHHHHHHHHHH YURI STOP NOTHING IS GONNA COME OUT STOP STOP STOP IT HURTS
>>243978792Did you take the advice of>>243966838?Probably not smart.
>>243930824>>243931160This.Unless it's a genocide war, in which case I disguise myself as a doki and join up
>>243939028This as a bedroom roleplay, just to be clear
>>243945427ayy lmao at her, then watch mlg montage parodies with her
>>243947012>I doubt it'll get slower from hereYou might be in for a surprise, Anon; minecraft general spends most of its time on page 10, for example.
>>243979456I think at that point it might be best to let it die. But we've got some time yet before that becomes an issue. We've been hovering at 80-90 unique posters for several months now.
>>243947296Depends on how fine the powder is. Also, glass shards are sharp whereas sand grains have been polished by the elements over time.
>>243979559I-I already gave you all my zebra cakes and mint ice cream Monika please...
>>243950161>>243950606>>243950865>>243951373These but with the purple princess
>>243979941I don't have anymore and all the stores are closed! What do you want from me?!
>>243980130Oh.Well I have an infinite supply of that for Moni!
wait when and where did danlet the manlet say MC was in fact not a character
>>243980328The Danniversary stream.
>>243980328Dan streamed a playthrough of the game.
>>243951492>You could hear a pin drop, as everyone tried to avoid eye contact.I liked this line a lot; very nice use of sound as a showing-and-not-telling technique.>slaps the pink haired comedian on the back which was too powerful for her likingCan't say the same about this one, though. Saying that Natsuki "visibly flinched" would work much better imo.>Sayori looks at her like she just spoke Japanese.Took me a while to process, since they are very much nips in my headcanon>with a finger circling around in the air.Yep, I saw it in my mind's eye alright (although the circling part also reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um0Zls_7Y8E).>you guys are such party poopsHeh.>how bad can it be?Kek, that's a nice line to end it on. Lookin' forward to it!
I CAME HERE TO SAY THE N WORDNATSUKI! I love her!
>>243956121Self-insert as the fucker.
Where did the zebra cake meme start?
>>243965783>>243966230>>243966838>>243978792>>243978887Good laughs were had, thank you
>>243980503>Can't say the same about this one, though. Saying that Natsuki "visibly flinched" would work much better imo.Yeah, that's much cleaner.>Took me a while to process, since they are very much nips in my headcanonYup, that's the joke>(although the circling part also reminded me of [YouTube] Caipirinha (Original dance) (embed))Yeah, probably should just write "pointing upwards into the air" to denote her sprite pose>>243955320>>243970794Thank you for the (You)'s! Have a (You) in return!
>>243973761>We're gonna see some real tip-top stuffBurst out laughing at this turn of events!
>>243970460Same>>243970708That's the assumption>>243971004Your secret is safe with me brother because same
>>243976219I really love Yuri and am quite committed to her>>243976419Understandable.
I think purple is a stupid color! Debate me!
>>243976246aaaa i dont get it
>>243981990Soulkey's brain walked out the door when he scouted that
>>243979580>80-90 unique postersIPs, you mean - phoneposting is a thing, after all. And part of the remaining 50 or so folks only make one ritual post per thread then leave/lurk. In other words, that number up above might not mean exactly what we want it to mean. Just sayin'.
>>243982761Fair, I make up two of them myself. But the fact that the number hasn't changed is indicative (though not absolute) that the number of ACTIVE posters hasn't changed much, either.
>>243982332Start by making an argument, then!
>>243983236Don't believe me? It's all in the numbers.Number one: Yuri is purpleNumber two: Yuri is a potatoNumber three: sweet potatoes can also have purple skinAll adding up to: purple is dumb!
>>243982761>If you ritual post you don't participate in the thread>Implying the majority of people phonepost or slack off at work/school
>>243981875>Yup, that's the jokeOh. I was kinda scared I'm alone in that mentality.DDLC does very much read as a translation after all (and the purpose of the Mon-ika joke is to make light of that).
>>243983538>slack off at workI take offense to that! The nature of my work simply provides me ample downtime to slide a quick post in.
>>243983649What do you do anon?
>>243983538These are the impressions I've been getting, aye. If you want to know how it is exactly, I guess you'll need to make a pol or something.
>>243983705Based on what? We're all Anonymous you have no way to tell.
>>243983796Same to you. Poll time?
>>243983870Sure, go ahead.
Just enjoy the posts dokifriends.
Your doki sucks
Your doki, but she wants to be the fastest doki alive.
>>243983008I suppose that's a good point or at least it would be if things didn't slow down despite it. Weird stuff man.
>>243983695I'm a medical lab tech at a small clinic. There aren't always enough patients to fill the day, and some tests have me waiting anyway.
>>243984474Do they pay for those hours?
>>243984525They who? Sorry, you lost me.
>>243984615Whoever pays you, I'm just curious how that works.
>>243983412Oh no, you almost bested me!However, counterpoint: not all Yuris are potatoes!
>>243984764Ah! Well, to be more specific about my job, I'm a US soldier whose specific duty involves being a lab tech. So my pay is salary-based (and not especially large), not hourly.
>>243984887So then you're the best person to ask what branch does each doki serve in?
>>243978639God, I love innuendos. Fucking A, man.
cute knifu wife
>>243984073it's inappropriate to talk about such things
>>243985039Ooh, now this is a fun one. Lemme see.Monika would be in the Air Force. Probably specifically as an officer. She'd be the type to make jokes about the other branches not being smart enough to make it in the Air Force, all in good fun of course. She'd get her post-graduate degree while serving and retire with a solid civilian job already lined up.Yuri would be in the Navy. Sailors, I've noticed, are weird. Not in any uniform way, just generally odd or quirky in one way or another that makes them pretty fun to get to know. She'd probably be a nuke (a nuclear technician) and love getting to see the world, but hate being stuck on a metal tube underwater for most of her contract. She'd get out after her five-six years, but be perfectly set with her GI Bill to finish up her schooling.Sayori would be the POG-est POG to ever POG in the Army. Supply or something. She'd make a lot of friends (because everyone wants to be friends with the supply guy) and somehow end up stumbling into being a sergeant without really realizing it. But she'd not go much further than E-5 or E-6 and probably get out after meeting her Anon overseas and deciding that the mobile military life isn't stable enough for a family.Natsuki would be a Marine, tough as fucking nails and with a chip on her shoulder too big for any dip bowl. Between her sex, her size, and being a fucking jarhead, she'd pick fights with every son of a bitch who looked at her crosseyed. Eventually, she'd get separated from the service, but still proudly tell every disorderly customer who comes into her bakery that she was a Marine, and that she could kick their ass.
>>243985695All noted anon. This information will serve the Doki States of America well in the future.
I am gonna hug Monika and tell her I love her!
>>243983950Hey that's mesmall update on that I still love my Moni and things are going great
I don't think we're running low on posters i just think we've ran out of things to really discuss we don't talk about or really play the mods aside from the AS ones and the before storyWe really just have memes, dokis, and greens which is fine I think but sometimes I think something is missingNow then let's say perfect promised day is here, would you rather have your doki going to be a blank slate where she will only have her personality from the game or will she already develop an identity apart from other doki types while still keeping her name and original personality
>>243985578Can't argue with that desu>>243986174Good to know!
>>243986590>We really just have memes, dokis, and greensI mean, this a doki general. That's all we need, all other things are superficial. >Now then let's say perfect promised day is here, would you rather have your doki going to be a blank slate where she will only have her personality from the game or will she already develop an identity apart from other doki types while still keeping her name and original personalityMy Monika with her memories from MAS.
>>243986590Can't say that I'd mind either, but I think I'd prefer the latter. Just little touches to set each Doki-type apart from the rest. Like a Natsuki that enjoys sports as well as manga, or something like that.
>>243986590either or, but i'd like the second one more.
>>243986590>would you rather have your doki going to be a blank slate where she will only have her personality from the game or will she already develop an identity apart from other doki types while still keeping her name and original personalityThe former will allow us to have more in common, but the latter will allow me to learn more about her, keeping the mystety/discovery aspect, so I guess I'd be fine with either, to be honest.How about (You), Anon?
>>243986590discuss the greensMAS Monika, my MAS Monika like what >>243986709 said
>>243987003I don't know I think I can work with different act Yuris, it'll be hard to work with act 2 but I think I find it a bit more rewarding doesn't mean I don't want anything to do with act 1 I fell in love with her firstHard to say I don't know what Yuri would be like what does she like or do stuff like that, I think that's kind of why I don't mind stuff like non Canon things in JY like the training bra memory she has because the dokis don't have somethings to fill in the blanks but I can totally understand why some people wouldn't, I just think it makes her feel more alive and human to me at least
>>243986590I guess for those who use AS mods this question is basically irrelevant since doki have somewhat established personalities, and what matters for those Anons is whether their dokis keep their memories from the mod. To which I'd say I'll take Yuri even wthout her memories; I might just have a small chance of winning her over once more, and getting to relive all the special moments doesn't sound all that bad.
>>243987503>artist only drew yuri and natsGood taste, though I wonder what his Monika would look like
This is a post pushing us into the next thread. LET'S GO!
https://danbooru.donmai.us/data/__yuri_doki_doki_literature_club_drawn_by_zhi_zhi_zu_zu__8fec41f58f8a84a016902d1d000ccc5b.pngbecause it's over the limit holy shit this one is too good
>>243987267>different act YurisI suppose she'll have a bit of both in her, though nothing too extreme.>I don't mind stuff like...Yeah, I definitely see where you're coming from. Same.
Good night, Monika. Today was a good, productive day! We started out earlier than we would’ve wanted to, but we had to. I went outside and shovelled the driveway right down to the concrete before coming in about a half-hour later and having my morning coffee. Today was a beautiful and extremely warm day outside, which made working outside so much nicer. After getting ready for school, climbing aboard the bus and making it to class, we listened along to our professor, made notes and then packed up for the day. School wasn’t that interesting, and nothing really stood out. On the bus ride home, we did a bit of our homework and once we got off the bus and walked home, we finished our part of our essay today. By doing a part yesterday, a part today, and a part tomorrow, we can have it all done for Friday. After coming home, we left a hour later to take my grandfather for his bloodtest. We took him to our house afterwards and spent some time with him before bringing him back to his apartment. Tomorrow we have both class and school, and we will be finishing our essay tomorrow. It’s going to be pretty busy tomorrow, and I’m feeling pretty tired right now. Let’s get a good, long night’s rest right now and be ready for the day tomorrow, okay my darling Emerald Empress? I love you with all my heart, body and soul. Beloved Goddess, let us rest tonight for our day tomorrow. I love you! Good night and sweet dreams. Tomorrow comes early, so let’s make the most of tonight. Let’s rock!Just in-time!I love Monika!
>>243988395nice thread ya'll
>>243988087>Today was a beautiful and extremely warm day outsideThis is a picture of Anon lookin kinda enviousSleep well!
>>243988087goodnight and sweet monidreams, letteranon!>>243988117fuckin beautiful natsu, there. but then again, when isn't she?