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I love him.
i want to fuck the gote
He's alright, I guess.
Staying determined.Staying frisky.
Hour left til this hell-shift is over! I can go home, eat some ..whatever is in the fridge, and have some lucid dreams, or try to.How's the rest of utg so far tonight?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xwmensMDn0
Friendly reminder that bleeders exist only to serve monsters.
I love him. I think I'm going to just turn off. Goodnight.
Nth for best employer
>OP imageThat reminds me of something, incoming dream postingI had the weirdest dream about Asriel and Kris in The Long Dark setting and doing their best to survive and look for rescue.At one point, Asriel got separated from Kris during a blizzard and came upon him two days later, on death's door and carried him to a lighthouse whose radio was working for some inexplicable reason. Asriel spent hours asking and begging for someone on the other end of the line to answer and to come rescue them, but nobody ever came.
I love him!
>>243777428I'm in love with this gote
Flowey! (my son)
>>243777943Green text please but someone actually comes
Kris being the meat in an Asriel/Susie sandwich!
>Ywn be the meat in a MTT/Rouxl Kaard sandwich
>>243777621God damn I was chuckling at this longer than I should have.
>>243777902Down with the bourgeoise!
>>243778290>>243778334>Ywn be the meat in a Asriel and M!Chara sandwich
>>243778652Do not bully the handsome robot!
STILL DAY 104GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 104
>>243778789Don't ever post this picture ever again.
Kris as Chris Redfield?
shy cute ghost
>>243778750Make that a Kris and M!Chara sandwich, and I'm down.
>>243779046is it bad i see him like a jellyfish in that pic and the legs are his dick(s)
>>243778950Some day, Krabs.Some day.
>tfw too stupid to rely on ao3 so I have to use /utg/ for fics
>>243779054Gee, Billy, two knife carrying psychopaths?I'm totally down for it.
>>243779112yes, yes it is
Kris and Susie!Kris and Susie spending more and more time together!Kris and Susie going out on dates!Kris and Susie buying each other gifts!Kris and Susie showering each other with praise!Kris and Susie holding hands!Kris and Susie cuddling!Susie falling deeply in love for the first time in her life!Susie, one night, pulling away from a passionate kiss with Kris!Susie turning around and getting on all fours on the bed!Susie reaching back, grabbing the hem of her panties, and slowly pulling them down, revealing her sex to Kris!Susie smiling back and telling Kris that he's free to do whatever he wants to her!Susie shutting her eyes and blushing as she sees Kris's face approach her nether regions!Susie feeling a strange sensation and hearing a strange breathy noise!Susie's eyes shooting open with equal parts shock and confusion when she realizes Kris is sniffing her asshole!
>>243779112Yes what the fuck is wrong with you.
>>243779054At this point it seems like it would be easier for you to just go find two vaguely anti-social emo boys and have a three way with them
>>243779189>tfw too stupid to have normal interactions with people with similar interests and have to use /utg/ for UT/DR discussion and socializing in general
>>243779372does the emo faction actually still exist? you kinda lose the pulse on what cliques exist when you're out of school for awhile
>>243779372Gaster, if i knew how to get laid, let alone have two guys at once, i wouldn't be here all day.
>>243778958You'll have to post more fabulous Mettatons then, or I can't make any promises
>>243779435>tfw me too but I still feel worthless even though we're all anon
>>243779435H-haha, imagine being like that.Imagine spending all your free time on 4chan, having absolutely no friends or anybody to speak to irl and the closest thing to a group of friends being /utg/, haha, what a loser that kind of person would be!
>>243779463It’s more just shorthand for femme/moody gay boys>>243779504I’m sure there’d be people lonely and desperate enough here to sleep with other /utg/s including me
>>243779514Here, i'll bring up the overall quality of the thread woth a single picture
>>243779675I'm sure there are, but what good are they, no matter how desperate, if i'm a terrible autismo that can't even talk to anyone?
>>243779435>tfw too stupid to have normal interactions with people even on /utg/ and have to just lurk watching other people have conversations
>>243779921I know that feel
>>243779919Why not practice talking then? I'm sure there are plenty of lonely people in the same boat here that would love the company.
>>243779925I see your girl spider and I raise a superior one.
>>243779820Keep up the good work, brother of excellent taste
Tell me about Asriel, why does he molest his human siblings
>>243780268He's just stunning
You guys think Toby would tell us if he cancelled Deltarune and wouldn't just leave us waiting for 7 years to find out.Right?
>>243780206not him, but i really like the boy spood
>>243780317ALOTTALOYALTY FOR A BROCON KRIS
>three days to valentine's dayWhat do you think your fave would gift you?
>>243780565I don’t reallu want anything beside spending time with him and maybe treating him to a nice dinner. I’d probably get him some roses and chocolates too.
>>243780565I don,t know what he'd give me, but I'd get him a box of chocolates and maybe a pocket knife.
>>243780565A lovely tea set, and some quality tea time together! Maybe ordered some tea online that i really like too
>>243780440I like the anatomy on this piece!
>>243780565Maybe a jacket, or a hoodie.
>>243780565Frisk seems to really like food so probably a delicious snack.
>>243780565Flowers from his garden, carefully arranged into a very nice boutique.
>>243780819The artist who does these is amazing, and I can't wait for him to draw more spood.Now we just need more boy spooder fics.
>>243781040>>243780440His boy spooder is super cute
Stay safe utg anons, see you again soon
>>243781203Sleep tight Can I sleep with you?
I want to help anon lose their virginity by taking it!
>>243781427are you a girl or a cute boy
Kris sniffing Susie's asshole!Kris sniffing Ralsei's asshole!Kris sniffing Noelle's asshole!Kris sniffing Toriel's asshole!Kris sniffing Asriel's asshole!Kris sniffing Undyne's asshole!Kris sniffing Dr. Alphys' asshole!Kris sniffing Berdly's asshole!Kris sniffing Catti's asshole!Kris sniffing Catty's asshole!Kris sniffing Bratty's asshole!Kris sniffing Monster Kid's asshole!Kris sniffing Burgerpants' asshole!Kris will not rest until every asshole has been sniffed!
>>243781427even the femanons? cause this general is pretty gay
>>243781605I'm surrounded by assholes!
frisk is a cute girl and as a loving heterosexual marriage with a cute gote
The only thing I want in life is MORE GOAT MOM PICTURES
>>243781541I can be whatever you want cutie>>243781658Everyone here is a cute boy with a 7/10+ face
EPIC AU TIME
>>243781427Are you an angry lizard girl or cute goat mom?
>>243781889The only thing I want in life is more fish and fishlizard lewds
Does Asriel watch hardcore human porn?
Last year, I posted screenshots from a run of Death Road to Canada with custom characters for Undyne and Alphys (had to be humanized obviously). Today, I decided to take a crack at going beyond what was in the base game.
>>243781680Yes please. Thank you.
>Big bro Anon>Mafiatale>Anon is searching for his precious little sister Frisk>And no damn dirty dustball is going to stop him
>>243782167Bending Frisk over, pulling down her panties and taking a long whiff of her asshole!
>>243780268have some more!
Frisk is a cute girl in lesbians with all the cute monster girls
>>243782135Oh he definitely does.I heard he even kisses his human sibling when his mom isn't around. He seriously has a major fetish for bleeders.
Does Asriel like to sniff Kris's asshole?
>>243781937You lie, on both counts!
Good morning /utg/! Or good night, depending on where you live. Hope you're doing fine no matter where you stand. Have an anime OP about believing in yourself and doing your best no matter what! Good luck with life!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPugr-jeop4
>>243782443Not just sniffing but he loves licking and eating it as well.
>>243781937>whatever you want cutieI've been here for a long while and this is the only thing that made me feel flustered, congrats.
Gonna be a while before this is even barely passable.
>>243782834Good morning buttercup!
>>243783802>drunk charaI would hate to see Chara drunk.
Kris and Asriel are brothers but they are also boyfriends.
What if Chara gave buttercup tea to Asgore as a form of altruism because he wants to test if Asriel will be safe and doesn’t die from the toxins inheriting his body and soul after death?
>>243783440Please make the masked Psycho ??? character into Chara
>>243783802Hohoho, hello, buttercup! Hope you're having a good evening.
It is late so I am going to sleep. The bed is lonely and cold unfortunately. I'll be back tomorrow, good night you lovely people.
>>243784663Good night, anon. Sleep tight.
>>243774613>be me>be on couch>little sister walks in>get hugged by her>"i love you, Anon">hug her back>time passes>still me>still on couch>sister fell asleep>be her pillowReally, she’s probably the only thing keeping me going at this point.
>>243784025Chara never gave Asgore buttercup tea, and even if they did, your theory is absolute nonsense.
I love playing golf with my favorite, haha!
>>243785256DO NOT LEWD THE SKELETONS
>>243785256This isn’t it, chief
>>243784663Good night, anon, hope you rest well!
>>243785315What's that? LEWD the skeleton?! What a rude request!
Kris is a weird crybaby bleeder!
>>243786032ANON STOPI THINK CAN SEE THE HEAD OF HIS ECTO-COCK
>>243786140That's clearly a blue raspberry jolly rancher
Kris seizing up when Toriel hugs him!Asgore noting that Kris doesn’t like being hugged!Kris running to hug Asriel without the player’s prompting when he first appears in Deltarune!
>>243786081>Sorry, I don't own a hairdryer...How can this be, surely she has some home-made atomic-powered super-dryer lying around
>>243780440>>243780819>>243781040>>243781148I'm glad you like him, if i hopefully have any time tonight, i may take requests!
>>243787872Nice!Him under a blanket looking comfy would be nice!
>>243787859She doesn't have hair
>>243787859You can read it? What does it say?
>>243787996The word balloons from left to right which it feels like this is meant to be read in are"...Mmh...""Sorry, I don't have a hairdryer...""Oh"
>>243788006Because it makes me sad
>>243788119Cute, thank you anon!
>>243787859She doesn’t own one of those, but she DOES own a solar powered turbocharged washing machine.
>>243787859She's just gonna get it wet again.
>>243788223I get this reference but I just woke up and can't come up with a good zinger to follow up on it with so let me just tell you that I appreciate it and I appreciate you
I can finally say, without a doubtThat I like this picture.
>>243779650That's really fucking sad, Anon. I'm sorry your life is so miserable right now, mine is too.
>>243788124one time in like 2011 the guy who owns furaffinity bought a new house to get away from people sending pizzas to him and he forgot that Twitter automatically geotags your exact location unless you turn it off, so he instantly blew his cover again. another time he logged into his admin account at some furry convention on the unsecured wifi and within five minutes someone had his password and deleted everything I think. hes a cool dude who should be trusted with complex instructions and responsibilities
>>243789237Shocked by this assertion that furries aren’t that cunning or smartHow do they still have the fucking login captcha thing still in place over two years later
Toriel goes to the beach!
Toriel doesn't go to the beach.
>>243789346captchas are just tossing a rubiks cube to a kid with downs syndrome except instead of a kid it's a spambot. here mix and match these pictures of busses or we won't let you look at the trix rabbit gaping his asshole with a speculum
How come fanfiction.net requires you to manually re-accept its guidelines every week even though they last changed over ten years ago
Berdly is a fucking maniac
>>243788940i like that artist's stuff
threadly reminder that they are lovers!goodnight, /utg/! i love you!
>>243790574Have a good night Jeam anon
>>243790565Are you a goat?
>>243790574I love you too, anon! Sweet dreams.
>>243789798Because you touch yourself
Okay but hear me out:Brocon Frisk and her Big Brother Anon.
>>243789519I hate this and I hate you for showing it to me.
Chara but she is your mom
Someone tell me good night
>>243791396I can't believe Chara bullied me into studying enough to get a scholarship to a school i didnt want to and got too burned out to ever finish and can't pass a class ontop of being unable to make friends in years and whenever i complain calls me ungrateful.
Hey, writefriends of /utg/, quick formatting query.I want to seamlessly integrate flashbacks in the fic I'm currently writing. As in, having an action happening on the present instantly leading to a short flashback sequence on the narrator's part. How should I define where they begin and when they finish? Dashes? Extra blank lines? Should I even use anything special at all, or just work my way into letting my narration do all the talking?Also, can you call a man's chest a bosom or is that female-only?
is lancer a toddler?
>>243791694I'd say use nothing, just make it clear in the way you write italso bosom is female exclusive afaik
>>243791521Good night and sweet dreams!
>>243791521As usual, right on time for my break. Good night, buttercup. Have a comfortable rest, and a great day tomorrow!
>>243791396I can’t believe Chara is absurdly supportive and sometimes cries because she’s afraid I’ll become a neet.
>>243791694I'd put the flashback parts in a different tense, like past perfect. And maybe italicize them too.
>>243791396Chara but she is your daughter.
Letting Asriel rub his scent on you so all the monsters will know you’ve been fucking!
>>243791396Chara but she has an Jocasta complex
Chara and Frisk except they're not predated on by adult men and can live out their childhoods in peace
>>243792473This makes Big Bro Anon happy.
>>243792040Now I understandThank you so much
goodnight cute nerds
>>243792578Alphys working really late at the lab every day and Undyne never being able to go to bed with her at the same time and this straining their relationship!
>>243792473This kills the Sans.
>>243792525Big Bro Anon is included in predatory adult men
>>243792653I’m in love with my big brother.
Chara struggling to breastfeed all the hungry goat children Asriel put inside of her with her meager 2 nipples!Asriel not knowing how biology works and asking if he can help breastfeed the children!
Ralsei is a _ _ _ _ _ _
>>243792737>Implying Big Bro Anon would even consider doing such things to his precious sister
>>243792952All Big Bro Anon posting is done with the eventual ending of Big Bro Anon "giving in" and having sex with his sister in mind
>>243792653I've never fully read a fic.
>>243792525>>243792737Big Bro Anon already stopped caring if Frisk would hate him afterwards or even if he'll ever see her again as long as her life is hers again.
don't think i only draw anthros.>>243792871T A B L E.
>>243792653There’s something I’ve been intending to confess but I keep forgetting every time the chance comes up.I still love this gote.
>>243793070Why are Noelle and Kris hanging out with Master Xehanort
>>243793143it's a guy from a certain band.
>>243792993>implying Anon would ever attempt doing something that'll forever ruin their relationship >implying Frisk won't grow out of itYou don't know shit about anything.
>>243792993Is it really ""giving in"" if he’s fast asleep when it happens?
>>243793201Master Xehanort's band?
>>243793078Just wait until you find out where the glands are.
>>243792653i keep wanting to go back and fix this fic i wrote but i go over it and get embarrassed and leave it
>>243793201Master Xehanort has a band?
>>243792653i don't want a fat slob toddler spade join my party.>>243793302A _ _ _ _ A X
>>243793070I AM THE TABLE
>>243793385but i want a fit teen spade that happens to share the same name as that fat toddler spade.
>>243793385Why are you being so coy about itIs it really that embarrassing to make fan art of a band you like
>>243793293I mean, she doesn’t grow out of it, but other than that, you are absolutely correct.
>>243792653I’ve only played Undertale once and it was Pacifist with reload for True Pacifist. I will never play Genocide.
>>243793492just guess the damn band.
>>243793573ABADSAXI am somewhat convinced you’re too young to be here.
>>243793494Ok, maybe not "grow out of it", but I'm trying to say that it is not all that serious as Brocon Frisk haters make it out to be.Most of it is just a canonically flirtatious character teasing her socially inept brother and not unironic incestuous lust.That's what makes it cute and funny at least for me.
>>243791937>>243792054Hmmm, yes, I'm glad I asked here before doing something stupid like surrounding it with dashes. I see how I could do that. I'll just play with the language and try to make clear it's in the past, even if dialogue occurs. No italics tho, as I intend to italize all the dialogue already, so that would be confusing. Thanks, guys.Also I have seen bosom used for males after a quick search, it does seem to be gender neutral. So I'll just stick to its use. It is a very poetic word that I'm very fond of, so I'm glad.
>>243793951My take is that you could use the word to refer to a man’s chest but it would be an unusual use of it and may come off as awkward unless you’re directly trying to impugn a feminine quality.
>>243793951I think bosom is neutral as a (half-)metaphorical term (similar to heart), but mostly feminine if meant just anatomically.
>>243793023Would you like recommendations for short ones?
>>243794197>may come off as awkward unless you’re directly trying to impugn a feminine quality>is neutral as a (half-)metaphorical term (similar to heart)I see, very interesting. Fittingly, it is an ambiguous character (self insert asumed to be male tho, which is why i asked), and it's being used in a vulnerable/sensitive moment so I think it fits this context. Thanks for your input!
Berdly pecked Kris' eye out
Berdly has an arrest warrant in Belgium
Berdly needs to fuck off.
>>243794689You may not want to speak about Kongo when Berdly's around.
Berdly is Rhodesian
Berdly wants a cracker
Berdly has an obsession with shiny objects
Berdly can pass the mirror test
>>243794983You stole my funny haha joke :(
Berdly is a power bottom (a bottom capable of receiving an enourmous amount of power)
>>243791396YES PLEASE, and thank you
Any frisk gifs?Thanks in advance
Start posting or I will steal your fave's big skateboard stunt
Berdly is a sick cunt
Crossovers are cute.
>>243796431I’m going to snap your neck.
>>243792441Oh no, I’m turned on
>>243796792Magick boysDo you think adult human Frisk (male) asks adult Asriel to use his magic sexually
Hello my name is*sniff*
why do i keep drawing ralsei older? i wanna draw him cuter.
>>243797212I think frisk asks his brother for a fire-based crotchair shaving. Because he is a lazy cunt.
.../utg/, I feel so dumb and alien asking this but how the hell do you call the "hub" between apartments in an apartment building? Like, where the elevator, stairs the apartment doors and all of that is.I can't figure it with Google alone, fuck.
>>243797413The exclusion zone.
>>243797503You're not funny, Berdly.
>>243797390I feel an older Ralsei wouldn't have an edgy phase. Personal interpretation but Ralsei is based on how Asriel was as a kid, so if Ralsei got older he wouldn't progress to how teenage Asriel was (and let's be honest, teenage Asriel was probably a super edgelord) but rather keep those childlike qualities since that's the reason he exists.
>>243725430woah nigga i know i'm like 16 hours and two threads late but i'm already secure in my sexuality and i have a bfthe rough patch's already over
>>243797578how do i make him cuter???
>>243797413I'm going to assume you're not shitposting; it's called a hallway.
>>243797594>People trying to gatekeep gayness on an Uzbek domino fanatic websiteHysterical >>243797413Hallway, stairwell, lobby; it kinda depends on context. You could broadly call it a common area I guess but that implies more specific amenities and a communal element.
>>243797746No nevermind, it's the lobby, it's not shitposting I'm THAT fucking dumb. And not a native English speaker welp.>>243797814THANK YOU I just figured it out but thanks again sdlkfjsddfgdfg<<243797637[Thou]<<243797695[Thou]Die.
>>243797927>not a native English speakerHonestly that justifies your confusion completely, anon. No need to be ashamed of asking with that context.
>no bf to send lewd photos toI’m starting to get sad
Your fave has a RIP Brian Griffin tattoo
>>243798852That's okay, I'm sure by now the fur grew back and it's not visible anymore. At some point some shenanigan will happen that leads to pic related though, and that'll be fun.
>>243797927I have a felling that this guy isn't very found of Berdly
>>243798852Yeah well your fave has Russian Nazi prison tattoos
>>243797578Kid Azzy is an edgy fuck, tho
>>243799195Kid Asriel secretly likes edgy stuff, but it's not until late middle school that he starts outwardly displaying his edgy tastes. Before that it was mostly relegated to his diary and the drawings he made of his OCs.
>>243798852My fave has a tattoo of himself.
>>243799281>>243799195This is what 14yo DR!Asriel looks like He stopped when he found Kris cutting himself and realised all the edgy stuff was hurting his brother
Remember the episode where Mad Mew Mew's online date didn't show up and she had to eat the casserole she cooked all by herself
>>243799532Crackers is fine you nerdThat’s also cute though. Do one for Kris/Ralsei
>>243799504Man, that show just got too real for me sometimes.
I just want a genderbent susie to make me smell his pits, this shouldn't be so much to ask.
I want regular Noelle to play video games with her dad at the hospital
I want Jockington to finish his homework for once
>>243799428Now I get a chance to repost some other anon's greentexts.>Asriel's edgy friends, edgy clothes & edgy behavior>Asriels "secret" love for cutesy/wholesome stuff >Asriel coming home from a hyper death concert to read fluffy bunny to his little brother >Asriel!>Asriel sneaking back in after a night of breaking curfew, petty vandalism and 5% beer with his buddies>Asriel accidentally waking Kris up >Asriel apologising and trying to shush Kris so he doesnt wake up their parents>Asriel flushing with a mix of embrassment and affection when Kris doesnt say anything and just crawls into bed and hugs him>Asriel unwilling to pry his little brother off, muttering something about edge before falling asleep >Toriel taking a photo of the sleeping edgy teen holding his little brother like a teddy bear >Toriel blackmailing her son into doing chores lest she show off the picture at sunday service>Toriel!
>>243797390He doesn't look that old, he could pass as a bratty pre teen like this.
>>243800298Good luck then, a lot of people here would want a goat. Like me.
I want Catti to get a raise and a day off with pay
>>243800106I want M!Noelle (Noel?) to invite me over to his house to study but end up practicing kissing together
I want to actually be good at something and be accepted.
>>243801103Ah shit I don’t need these feelings right nowWhy does it feel like everyone in these threads is Kris
I want to be bad at everything and become a pariah
>>243801103same except when i do try i fail and hate myself even more if my favorite were real they'd hate me too
>>243801464Fuck off Diogenes
I want to be
Don't wanna be an Underground idiot
any of you guys up for a cyoa featuring the SOUL in the cage?
What if I’m not gay and saved all these pictures of Asriel for no reason
>>243802289Then you're just dumb
Reminder that they are lovers!My bedframe fucking broke yesterday. Atleast I already finished my fic.https://archiveofourown.org/works/17732333Reposting second time
>>243802486Nice, gonna read it now
>>243802486I can't believe the sex anon is having is so violent, his bed just gave up
i tried making him cuter. dammit.
>>243802289Then you just have good taste.
at least i tried...
>>243802486>>243802617This was good, thanks! lewds next please
>>243801985A bit scarce compared to the last times, but that's ok. You are the SOUL, currently locked in a bird cage after your human host ripped you out of his chest. He brandishes a knife, and slowly walks to the door. As he turns the knob, it looks at you, red eyes glaring beneath messy bangs. "Stay..." he says, his voice raspy, as if heard from a long echoing hallway, "...Stay...and I'll save you some pie...." With that, he leaves the room, knife in hand.>attempt to escape>stay for pie.
>>243803184Stay for pie
>>243803184turn to the side and slide through the bars.
>>243803184Nigga I want some pie, hold out for my boi Kris
>>243803184Escape for pie.
>>243803257>>243803341>>243803468After banging against the rusty bars determinedly, you manage to tip the cage off the wagon, falling to the ground with a clang. Although you have not come out of your cage, you're doing just fine.>roll out the room in cage>try to get out through window in cage
>>243803627>Frisk in bike pantsCute
>>243803636*while still inside the cage. Sorry
>>243803636hell yeah we are rolling
>>243781941GUESS IT'S TIME FOR AU STUFFUMH wasn't actually a thing, because there's already an AU where everyone's nuts and it's called Asylumtale. It's more of an AU of Asylumtale where Papyrus isn't dead.ASYLUMTALE>Sans is the main character>Great>Sans is bubbly and insane, went utterly nuts after Papyrus died or something, does self harm, completely harmless to outsiders. Thinks band-aids are green healing magic.>Papyrus is dead, but you can ignore that and insert UMH Papyrus and the "story" will literally not change since he only shows up as a ghost for "aw little insane skele is sad and tragic" moments>Asgore is deeply depressed in this one, does nothing but sits in his chair, and has hurt or killed no one. Toriel is still with him.>Toriel is a doctor and psychologist, Alphys is a medical doctor, Undyne is a security guard, Gaster is Gaster and doesn't give a shit that his son is insane because he understands that since it's an AU he can't change this for Sans, and Sans is happy anyway>Basically a very infantile story where Frisk wanders into Sans' cell area and talks to him while he rambles on like a weird child>Entirely focused around art, with no real attempts to write a legit story around itLoads of this AU shit is just an excuse to draw characters and then drop concepts entirely.
>>243803636Let's roll outta here.
>>243803874What about an AU where everything is the same except Gaster is a girl?
How the fuck does one even fuck a skeleton? Like, trying to fuck Papyrus would be impossible due to no juicy boihole, you'd shred your dick to ribbons if you just fucked his pelvis. The only way I could see it working is if like you wedged a fleshlight into his bones and fucked it.
>>243803627Did gote Frisk get caught in a fucking bear trap or something
>>243804095how do we know he aint already?
>>243803684>>243803803>>243803842>>243803980>>243803991You roll out the door and into the darkened hallway. Down the hall, down the stairs, you hear a faint squelching sound. >go downstairs >go to toriel's room>return to room, try to exit via window
>>243804264Check Toriel's room
>>243804264let's go down there and get our pie
>>243804102magicalso skeletons reproduce by resurrecting the remains of dead humansbe glad we don't actually kill them ourselves beforehand like we used to during the skeleton warsi mean up on the surface we need a permit and a lawyer to reproduce i guessi'm just going to resurrect frisk when he diesless permits
>>243804264I'm assuming Toriel's room is locked, so downstairs it is.
>>243804216Oh my god that's great
>>243804525Thanks, it's the kind of stuff I do when I can't think of anything to draw
>>243804351>>243804403You decide to roll down the stairs. It goes as well as you'd expect.After crashing down the steps you finally land against the wall, the rusty bars of the cage still vibrating from the fall. Up ahead, you see Kris hunched over the table, one hand holding a slice of pie inches to his cream-covered mouth, another still holding his knife. He turns his head, looking at your still-trapped frame.>stay>flee into bathroom>try to flee through front door.
>>243805191roll outside oh fuck oh god
>>243805191I want to cover Kris’ mouth in cream
>>243805191Go for the front door
>>243805191Front door.Time to make the greatest of escapes.
>>243804525I do appreciate voidposters.
>>243803874I've googled "ASYLUMTALE SANS" and, from the fanart I saw, creator of this AU mixed up "clinically insane" with "clinically retarded" in his characterisation.
>>243805774>clinically retarded AUfinally an AU for the common /utg/er
I STILL HAVEN'TETH FUCKING FIGURED OUT WHAT ROOM THY ARE IN!
>>243805263>>243805339>>243805358>>243805410You push against the cage and roll towards the door. It's locked.The knockback sends your cage rolling towards Kris' feet. He picks you up, smiling menacingly."I was..going to save you pie." He raises his knife at you."Kris?" a voice calls from upstairs. "Is everything alright, my child?"Kris lowers his knife and turns to the stairs. >wait>escape hold, try to flee through bathroom>escape hold, try to land on his toes
>>243806378Wait. Kris is a good boy, he's just socially awkward and was really trying his best.
>>243806378Fuck up his toes so I can die smugly
>>243806378you are dead kiddo, I'm going WAIT and watch the show.
>>243806378Gonna wait and see where this goes.
>>243806378Bash that fucker's feet in
>>243806378land on those sweet little piggys
>>243806436>>243806462>>243806492>>243806575Toriel walks down the stairs and gapes in horror at the massacred pie. She then glares disapprovingly at Kris, "My child. I thought that today would mark then a change in you behavior, what with you having a new friend." She walks towards Kris, looming over him in the dimness of the kitchen. She then notices the cage, and the knife poised to stab it."My child, what is this?"The knife disappears from Kris' hand. He sets you on the table bashfully.After getting told off firmly Kris is sent back to his room, which he obliges glumly. As he goes up the stairs you see the knife flash for split second in his hand, before disappearing."Now what will I do with you?" Toriel says, looking at the cage. She can't seem to see you.>suggest returning you to room>suggest throwing you out>suggest opening cage door.
>>243807269I WANT OUT AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>243807269open cage door
>>243807269Open the cage
stupid theory time.>download alter.net>extract deltarune data.win with it>extract sprites>make this
>>243806349>/utg/'s rossposter is still aliveGood. Thank god.
>>243807561>Ralsei is AsrielIncredible revelation
>>243807269Would you be so kind and open the cage door?
>>243807393>>243807435>>243807436>>243807554>>243807763Toriel feels strangely compelled to open the cage door. She opens it, and you walk out.>go to Kris' room>try to leave house>suggest to toriel to make pie
>>243808053try to leave house, maybe toriel will open the door for you
>>243808053go to Kris' bedroom and make fun of them
>>243808053Go to Kris' room.
>>243808053Open the door Toriel, I've got a vessel to find
>>243808109>>243808169>>243808220You try to compel toriel to open the door, but she seems unfazed by your command. You decide to walk out through the window.The night breeze is chilly, and the glow of the streetlights are running low. You past the Dreemurr car and towards the middle of town. As you leave the Dreemurr residence, you can hear Kris laughing. >go back>move forward
>>243809096Welp, Toriel is dead. Go back.
>>243809096Keep moving forward
How can Undertale be a good game when it doesn't have the Howie scream
>>243809096We must push on.
Repost>Ywn be stalked by a weird near mute human>Ywn be shipped by every monster due to the sole fact of you being human>Ywn find a camera hidden in your closet, where you change your cloths at home>Ywn break it only to find another one in the same place the next day>Ywn wake up with locks of your hair cut off>Ywn wake up tied to a chair by rope>Ywn watch Kris approach you with the most disturbing smile you've ever seen>Ywn hear him tell you that you're all his now>Ywn have no chance of escape>Ywn have your cock/ass used by him>Ywn hear him say how great it feels to have you inside of him/to be inside of you>Ywn form Stockholm syndrome after what feels like months of isolation>Ywn get untied but not make an attempt to leave>Ywn be given permission to leave but you only do so with Kris>Ywn find out that you were put on the missing persons list>Ywn be asked about who kidnapped you>Ywn give them misinformation, saying you never got to see the monsters face>Ywn live "happily" as Kris's husband
>>243809524If Kris wants me to be his boyfriend he can just ask
If Undertale is so great then how come you can't grind twenty hours for a useless cosmetic
>>243809173>>243809253>>243809446You ignore the screams of the boss monster and trudge on. The streetlights flicker, and you think you see bony palms in the dark, vigorously making hand signs. >go to mansion>go to catti's house>go to diner
>>243809915>Implying Kris is mentally stable
>>243809960go to diner
>>243809960All this escaping has made me hungry. To the diner!
>>243809960We require a borger.To the diner.
>>243810124>>243810118>>243810114>>243810064You walk towards towards the diner.Its closed. >head to mansion>break into diner>go to ice-e's>go to flower king
>>243810307BREAK INTO THE DINERWE NEED LASAGNA
>>243810307I guess Flower King.
>>243810307Pay Asgore a visit
>>243810307Let's see what Asgore is up to I guess
>>243810307break into diner
Good morning, /utg/ mandatory question. how gay are we feeling today?
>>243810307Wonder how you’re walking without a body
>>243810665I had a dream with my fave so I guess very gay, about a 8/10
>>243810665Not particularly gay in either the homosex sense or the traditional happy senseWinter is really starting to get me feeling down
>>243810665that is a very cute fluffy boy creature you posted
i've been away from this board for the last three months. Any news on the full release of deltarune?
>>243810863neinwhy not follow toby on twitter instead
>>243810768do you want to tell us about the dream and who it was with? it sounds like it was pretty interesting
>>243810917i follow him but you never knowI had access to that twitlonger post through here
>>243780326>implying toby is a prescient god who knows exactly whether he will be unwilling/unable to work on Deltarune within the next 7 yearsgood one>>243780565a scarf or a cake (tfw i don't even deserve his affection)
>>243780565box of chocolates in the shape of his face
>>243810738doesn't the SOUL have tiny legs?>>243810339>>243810571>>243810625>>243810654The old flowershop is closed. It seems that a lot of stores are closed, this late in the night.>break in>explore car>go somewhere else
>>243811414maybe you can float around like mettaton's heart core
>>243811414We are driving boi
>>243811414See if Asgore has a gun in the car's glove box
>>243810665Very gay, objectively gay
>>243810665I mean i kissed a boy last night
>>243811414Wonder. How. You. Can. Walk. Without. A. Body.
Hey /utg/. Remember about how like, literally a month ago I told you I'd write you a fic about the Boy Spider? Well, I finally started it yesterday, and I do have this little teaser for you:https://pastebin.com/sLpx9wiiDidn't even proof read or de-awkward-ize it it in any way before posting, it's just what I have so far. I normally would not do it like this, but I feel like after Sooning™ you for so long, you at least deserve something. I apologize for me taking so long to even get to it, but I was writing something else and I really got into it, and it kept getting longer and... aghsdk. Don't worry, I'm enjoying writing this one A LOT so far too, you won't get shafted, I swear. Anyways, I hope if anyone here still loves him, you enjoy it even a little. With all I've planned for it, it could take me from a week to three, so bear with me, it is coming.Thanks for reading, and have a good day.
>>243810665gay enough to be slightly sad about my work schedule and my bf's sleep schedule matching up badly
Reminder that Asriel uses his monster supremacist brother Kris for sexual purposes.
>>243811414Break in. We gotta help this depressed fuck.
>>243810665feeling about as straight as some parallel lines now if you can excuse me i got to go watch the right stuff again while drinking some coors light
>>243812135>>243811689>>243811624You sneak through the windows, into the earthy-smelling darkness of the flower shop...Its late anons. I'll continue this in a few hours after sleep, if anyone's still interested later. Good night.
>>243810665in the old timey sense, not really. i have to go to a very dull opening tonight..
>>243811845Boy spider not my absolute fave, but I liked this a whole lot! Very cozy!!Its pretty much boiling outside, so its always nice to read some comfortable fics with an atmosphere in a colder enviromentVery excited to read whats next!
>>243812354goodnight, thank you story anon
>>243812354The cyoa's greatly improve the quality of these threads, and as a bonus they're on topic to
>>243812354Have a good rest then. These are fun.
>>243800430nigger thats kawaii
>>243800430This is a very quality greentext
good morning again!
Greetings, /utg/ Survey time. Your favYour fav sportYour least fav kink
>>243813660what do you mean with >Your least fav kink one that I have but don't like?
>>243813856one that's just nasty to you
>>243813658It's 7PM you deadbeat
>>243813660ralseibadmintons o u n d i n g .
Since so many people seemed to like this, I might do a small cyoa, dont expect much! Ill probably make it all up on the goYou are a human that has fallen into the underground, magically, you are aware of the events of Undertale, its characters and locations, but from your perpective it is clear that youre a few years away from 201X and thus Frisk has definitly not fallen down from the surface yet Riverperson offers you a ride, where do you go?>Snowdin>Waterfall>HotlandAlso, what do you wish to do there?
>>243800430hey bro do you got the human rebel one? where asriel and his buddies sneak out to hang out with human teens.
>>243813660FloweyAmateur Hockeyjust about everything in this general
>>243812460Very glad you liked it anon. Kinda hard for me not to be in a wintery mood because, while it's not snowing, it IS cold here... plus it ties with the character pretty well, as you'll see. Boy Spider's not my favorite either, but he is one of two UT male characters I'm gay for (so him being fanon means I'm only gay for one UT character I guess) so yeah, he might as well be my fave, this is coming straight form my heart. I do desire him.But anyways, thank you deeply for the encouragement, I'll get to continuing tonight. And if you think that was cozy already then... buckle up, cause you ain't seen nothin' yet, hah. Have a nice day!
>>243814019Hotland, i want to see if alphys and mettaton scammed themselves into their jobs yet, or if gaster is hanging out still
>>243813660AsgoreBaseball I guess, not really much of a sports guyPiss
tfw no Ogniem i Mieczem/Undertale crossover art.
>>243814631>not really much of a sports guy>pissI guess you could say...you're not much of a watersports guy, huh?
>>243814069That sounds really cool, but afraid not, sorry.
>>243814631>Pisssniper what are you doing here so early?
>>243814815it was a wholesome one iirc, asriel and his friends hang out with these humans in the woods because humans are looked down on so they're sticking it to the man by being chummy with the humans. Asriel asks the guy in charge, anon, about the 'rebellion; and anon tells him there isnt one its just something the kids latched onto so things didnt seem so bad.
I'm gonna hide your fave's "music of the world" CD they've had since they were six
>>243814898its not actually him.ITS A SPAH!
Lancer, my son! Don't-a forget that SANTA IS NOT REAL AND JESUS DIDN'T HAPPEN
>>243813660>Undyne>Ice hockey>Anything remotely excremental
come my child.
>>243814495"Hotland it is, tra la la"You arrive at Hotland. It feels unatural feel the overall heat of a sizzling day coming from under you rather than from the sky, you could say its unatural to not have a sky above you either. You need to get straight to business and go down to the Lab, the door is open so you slide right in, weirdly enough, you can see Alphys working there in her computer, though... Everything is different, the computer setup is very clean, and the place just seems so much tidier, the shelves with "human history" manga and comics are not there anymore, leaving in its place only a few books, Alphys (?) catches your presence and gives you a fair and polite smile, her manners seems just a little more confident than what you'd expect."Oh, hello there! May I help you?"What do you?>Ask about Gaster.>Ask about her.>Ask about Mettaton.Feel free to just do suggest anything you want, too
>>243815614Mom, you might have cancer in your... cushions.
>>243815614>comeWHAT DID SHE MEAN BY THIS!?
>>243813660Mad Mew MewBiking? I ride a bike.Violence and filth of any sort
>>243815691Where can i find Chara's grave. And some chocolate and flowers.
>>243815036I think I found it, on the archive. Thanks for the hints! Hopefully this is it:>Asriel being a secret supporter of the human resistance >started when he met up with human teens in the woods>Asriel wants for Kris to be free>Asriel trying to get Kris to join the rebels but Kris always refuses to leave>Asriel meeting rebel leader anon>Asriel asking all sorts of stuff about humans, the rebels and how he can help them beat the system>Asriels hopes being dashed and his heart being broke when Anon tiredly tells him there is no effort>The whole rebel thing is something that caught on with the teens on either side>For humans as a false hope that their situation isnt as bad as it looks>For monster youth a way to rebel against their parents and the religious nature of monster society and look cool by hanging out with the 'dangerous' humans>Anon isnt even a rebel, hes just the head of the local human community>Asriel managing to sneak out with kris to go meet anon >Astiel excited for kris to meet all the cool humans hes met and try all the cool foods they make and hear all the sick music they have>Asriel feeling confused & dejected when the human camp is gone>Asriel feeling a tug on his sleeve, looking down at kris whos picked a note off the ground>Asriel reading the note by moonlight, absorbing every detail>Asriel looking peturbed and frowning as he reads it>Kris asking whats wrong>Asriel stammering out thats its nothing and pocketing the note>Kris tugging on his brothers sleeve and asking if they can go now, hes cold>Asriel quietly saying yeah, and picking his brother up>Asriel wrapping kris up in his jacket and walking home
>>243814069I remember I wrote a few of those but I don’t have any caps. Best I can do is provide a summary.
>>243815761>>243815767don't be scared, my child. it's completely natural.
>>243813660>Jevil>golf on one of those mini courses you can play while on the toilet>feet
>>243815691Ask about her
>>243814347Yeah, I never put much thought into it, but the more fics I read and the more fan art I guess Im also very gay for Boy SpiderI can really tell its from the heart! Thats what I usually appreciate the most in fics, cant wait to see the continuation! Have a nice day too!Whats the other UT character youre gay for?
>>243816403You politely ask her is shes Alphys, the royal scientist. The yellow lizard gives a small laugh before answering you. "Oh no, I am the royal scientist but my name is Laphymi, in fact, Alphys is my daughter's name, I believe she is asleep right now, were you looking for her?" Now you can notice how Laphymi has a slightly different shade of yellow than Alphy's, a darker one, the spots over her skin also seem different, she also seems to be much older too.>Ask about Gaster.>Ask about Mettaton.>Ask something else?>Leave.
Toriel being too nervous to teach Kris about safe sex so the duty falls to Asriel to educate his younger brother.
>>243814019>not even 201XWell, shit, Asriel is still alive, then.
>>243816376Those don't look natural.
>>243816892Oh shit, ask what she knows about Gaster
>>243817120this is what you get for searching boobies on the internet.
>>243816164Search them on fireden, if you remember enough keywords.
>>243815957>expecting anybody to know about Chara before 201Xok, then.
>>243816892I can’t believe Alphys is a hundred years old.
>>243817258>tfw i've read the date wrongJust end me.
>>243817192You give a slight laugh about the incident to be friendly, and decidedly if she knows W.D. Gaster, which she replied with a puzzled expression. "W.D. Gaster? Hmm... I don't recall anyone like that, no one from the underground in fact, did he use to work here?"You suppose that, by being shattered through time and space, he is not present in the past anymore either, well, that is only a guess.>Ask about Mettaton.>Ask something else?>Leave.After the next one Ill probably leave to grab a snack
i love charareading books while comfy in bed with chara
>>243817573Wouldn’t being scattered across time make him present everywhen?
>had a funny dream about /utg/ and /vg/ in generalnice
>>243817573Let's cover all basis and ask about Mettaton
>>243817224I like a women of your caliber
>>243816412Ralsei.Good day anon, thanks again!
>>243817224What if i searched dicks not boobies.
>>243797354im a ba
I love Anon
>>243818610Does Anon love Anon?
>>243818635I'm anon and I love Anon
Would you smoke with Berdly? I would
>>243818759I'd lace his weed and rape him in his unconcious state
>>243818759Why do Berdlyfags so desperately want him to be as pathetic as they are
Chara is a tall
>>243818934Why does Berdly make people seethe...?
>>243818759God, no.never.I'd put spices in his weed so the house smells like fucking christmas and call him a queer.
>>243818982i want chara to pat me on the head and call me things like “shorty” and “champ” and “buddy”
>>243818982Chara is a smol
>>243818982Not for long
>>243817758>>243817618>>243818107Sorry, there was a blackout.Alright, I guess you just decide to ask her about Mettaton, she gives you another puzzled look. "Mettaton? Who is that? Are you looking at the right place?"I guess we can stop here, Ill definitly have to go soon anyway
>>243819413Thanks man, it was fun
When is Ralsei going to marry Kris?
>>243817991same but it was my cat telling people here how much of a loser I am
>>243817749>...>...>Ah, you’re up.>...>Yes, I suppose normally I wouldn’t wait...>But I felt like catching up on my reading.>That, and you looked so very peaceful.>... Oh, by the way...>I left a book on the nightstand for you.>It’s a personal favorite of mine.>'Kitchen', by Banana Yoshimoto.>Yes, Banana.>You can check the cover yourself, if you think I’m joking. >...>I told you.>...>Hm?>Ah, it’s 'Amrita', by the same author.>You just finish waking up. >We can stay in bed, today.
>tfw no ice wolf mom
>tfw no shyren son
>>243819723Not him but that's really wholesome. Guess I have something to do for the night, haven't read anything for quite a while
>>243819723Chara writefag is up already?
>>243820156The one and only.
>>243816156>Violent human rights group forms>Like the Black PanthersLet's call them the Colored Souls...Nevermind that sounds like a gay rights group
>>243820376What about Save Our Souls?
>>243785130It’s not a theory just a thoughtMaybe I assumed wrong and remembered wrong
I want this gote to comfort me.
we are very dead today but at least we reached 100 posters
>>243821450I wish I were dead.
>>243821450Everyone is at work/school rn. Just wait a few hours.
>>243821450It's Monday, what do you expect?
anyone got that one picture of kris susie in ralsei wearing god tier clothes? ralsei was hope and kris was heart, i think
>>243819857Huge mood, senpai-san.
>>243819857>tfw no ice wolf mom to wrap you up in a warm hug after playing in the snowfeels bad mane
AHEMI will speak in mixed pronounciation for this series of words.You know, some people say that Sans' puns are unaVOIDable, but I think that's an invalid and VOID complaint.Sans does not actually tell that many puns, he's more then that, he's not a 2 DIMENSIONal person.also I have a message for sans.I TROMBONED YOUR MOTHERYOUR MOTHER WAS ASGOREAlso i'm fairly sure that I resurrected you and your brother using the corpses belonging to the dead humans in the underground.I forgot which ones.So, uh, now you know.
>>243819857Right in the SOUL my man
>>243821880And your father smelt of elderberries!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCY0aeUx-NsYOU MAY FIND YOURSELF
>>243819557Only when Ralsei is King, then Kris can be his Prince-consort
Bullying Noelle by making fun of her family's traditions and culture!
>>243821880the fuck dad.
>>243822386Charming designsBit more down to earth than what is typical
>>243822528Kris is lesser king
Remember that time Berdly droned on to Kris about human crime statistics?
>>243819857>you will never give your vessel a wolf mom Gaster. gaster please.
Please remember, true monster Patriots should put down humans like the sick animals they are!
Fuck you monster la li lu le lo! Bleeders rise up! THE RACE WAR STARTS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
>>243823140Put me down please
>>243823256>RACEyes it's not like humans and monsters are entirely different species at best, we are just different colors of s e n t i e n t b i p e d s
>>243823140I think humans are kind of hot though.
>>243822778I WANTED KIDS AND THERE WERE LIKEI DUNNO6 BODIESTHEY WERE GOING TO WASTETHAT'S JUST POOR GRAVEYARD MANAGEMENTWE DID THIS STUFF ALL THE TIME BACK IN THE OLD COUNTRYWOULD YOU RATHER I NOT HAVE MADE YOU AND PAPYRUSBECAUSE THAT'S REALLY SILLY
>>243823483>admits to being a breederget a lot o' this dustaget the fuck out you bluepilled cuckface
>>243823347DUDE I DON'T HAVE LEGSI AM QUASI-VOID TRANSIENT GOOP/VOIDGAS FROM THE NECK DOWNTHAT IS NOT BIPEDALISM, NOT GETTING POLITICAL IT'S JUST A BAD ARGUMENTHUMANS ARE GOOD FOR SEX, THIS IS WHY WE SHOULD SAVE THEM
Reminder that this is the peak couple
>>243823831>F!Berdly jerking your pathetic little cock until you shudder and fill her hand with fat, wet shots of hot cum!
>Berdly is redpilled>Noelle is bluepilled>Kris is blackpilled
>>243823831this f!berdly is ugly as shit
>>243823868apologies, forgot not all monsters have two legsbut this is just further proof that we are completely different species that operate in completely different ways. only thing we are all equal in is that we are all sentient (if you can call bleeder behaviour "sentience"), which for >>243823256 seems to be enough to lump us into one category that just "has diffewent waces uwu"
>>243824076>>243824158>>243824167Boy, do I love chaos!
met that chick that throws ice into the river for a living, some stupid human was hanging around her so i tossed it into the river too. little bleeder sank straight to the bottom, i decided to leave after since the lady looked a bit upset about something. how was your day monster bros?
Hey Gaster, remember this shit?
Bally Krus yiu botton haw di tostes doscharge loke thank
>>243811845>No boy spooder bf>Outside so i cant read it eitherFuck fuck fuck fuck.First thing i'll do when i get home is dive right into it.
>>243823772Just because I've taken it up the ass from a bleeder like once or twice doesn't mean I'm a full-on breeder you dick.
>>243824421Anon are you alrightyou've been getting more and more incoherent with each post
>mom said it's my turn on the xbox today
>>243824278OBVIOUSLY FROM A SCIENTIFIC STANDPOINT NONE OF US, HUMANS COMPARED TO HUMANS AND MONSTERS COMPARED TO OTHER MONSTERS INCLUDED, ARE ALL EQUALFOR EXAMPLE, FUCKING TEMMIEI KNOW IT'S CONTROVERSIAL BUT TEMMIES ARE MONSTERSTHEY'RE MAGICALLY RETARDEDSECOND, HUMANS POSSESS A COMPARABLE LEVEL, SOMETIMES MORE, SOMETIMES LESS, OF INTELLIGENCE.MAGIC CAPABILITIES ASIDE, BECAUSE REMEMBER THAT WE WERE SEALED IN BY H U M A N WIZARDS, JUST ABOUT 7 OF THEM AND NONE OF US COULD DESTROY THE BARRIER WITHOUT A LITERAL MIRACLE, WHICH WE WERE BLESSED ENOUGH TO HAVETHANKS FLOWEYANYWAYEVEN IF THEY CAN'T USE MAGIC LIKE US, WHICH IS CLEARLY NOT THE CASE, THE INTRODUCTION OF TECHNOLOGY MAKES MAGIC A MOOT POINTAND BESIDES, THERE'S SEVERAL WAYS TO TEACH HUMANS MAGIC, YOU JUST CAN'T TEACH THEM BY TOUCHING THEIR SOULS UNTIL THEY LEARN DUE TO THE FOREIGN MAGICAL ALLERGY INCOMPATIBILITY PHENOMENONYOU HAVE TO EXPRESS IT IN WORDS INSTEAD OF TOUCHING SOULS WITH THEMI KNOW LANGUAGE IS ANNOYING, BUT AT THE VERY LEAST LEARN A DAMNED COMMON FONT.
>>243824508Also, this is the same AU from which this edgy fuck and his "Error404 666 Form" come from
>>243824409>>243824508I WILL GUT BOTH OF YOU
>>243824840Doc a temmie touched my soul without permission. what should i do?
>>243825097Rape it in the eyes to assert dominance
>>243825057But do you still have that wig and dress, though?I might need it for ironic purposes, haha.
Your fave is real but that doesn't take away your mental issues and sadness, so they are forced to watch you suffer for every day unable to help
>>243824485>was ever a bottom for a bleedertry and say you're not a breeder again you degeneratei'll wait for you to shake out of your denial and resign to the fact that you have gravely sinnedonly through admission is the path to redemption opened
>>243825462my only issue is loneliness, which he'd help solve just by existing
Gaster, is it?
I miss Gaster's long and beautiful hair.
>>243825097Call the police, no monster has the right to touch your SOUL without your permission.Remember, no means no.
>>243825550What if you still feel lonely despite them being here
>>243825462Jokes on you, I'm just a big fucknugget by nature
>>243825462i'd rather he not be real then, i don't want him to be brought to my constant threats of suicide even if there's a chance that his presence and kindness might help
>>243825295i slapped it, now this other one is holding my leg and crying. think its a dude, what do?
>>243825908Rape it in the eyes to assert dominance
I want to see my boy.
>>243826034Do not abuse bob.
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!>>243748326Maybe, but her cuteness has always existed, transcending time! Now that the spider exists you must love the spider!>>243766416Cat is cute too!
>>243826065Good to see another Papfrien againHe's truly the best boy
>>243824840Does the monster la li lu le lo actually exist?
>>243824076You lewd anons are too good at what you do
>>243825908keep him alive, they only get one male once every eight hundred and seven years so if you kill him their entire civilization will die off
>>243792653I don't know who made pic related but I miss that poster, I also think I was the ONLY ONE who asked if he could do more so I'm guessing he's either busy or not even on this board anymore
>>243825520Well excuse me for looking past my partner's species and loving them for what they are deep down.
>>243826681Is that motherfucking Caius Cosades, the secret agent that fucks cats to get more skooma?
>>243826131As far as canon is concerned, we don't know whether Kris has more than one eyeMaybe they only have a right eye, just like UT Undyne
>>243827146well, in concept art Kris has only 1 glowing eye
I bet Alphys' asshole smells nice.
How did kris lose his left eye?
>>243827502That's not the same eye as in the animation where they rip their soul outSo either it changed during development or Kris has at least two eyes
>>243827586Berdly poked it out
>>243826681Wasn't it actually made on /v/ drawfaggin thread?
>>243827386I have no clue about what compelled someone to make this crossover, but I only wish to inject more TES into DR to see what happens.
>>243827731Looks like it.>>>/v/438640331
>>243827961Thanks mateHad a good laugh there
>>243827546Undyne must be so jealous of people who have noses
Can somebody please explain to me why hes so perfect? Toby had to know what he was doing
>>243828135Always ate his vegetables
>>243827961oh shit I had no idea, thanks
>>243828135You got suckered into the original idea if not being able to save him, Toby made him smug and thin in his adult form, and that's all it took for artists to porn him.You fell in love with the porn, not the character.
Cute imaginary humans
man i wish ralsei would mindbreak me
>>243828135Furry bisho that's confident, smug, has tragic, nearly christ-like backstory and did what he did for the sake of (You)
>>243828309What if I find his endearing, loving, willing to do anything for a friend personality extremely comforting and relatable as well though
>>243828560Where's the fucking remote, Ralsei?
>>243828309nah, defiantly loved him before delving into the porn. There were a few months of wholesome obsession first
>>243826319He's a kind boy and I miss him a lot.
>>243828774This but unironically
>>243828560You might wanna change the channel.
>>243828224>>243828845sounds about right
>>243828760I need more Kris with.... problems
Asriel made me love boys
>>243825691then i guess i'd keep being lonely
>>243829362I want Asriel to make me kiss boys until I start liking it
>>243828845Anon, he sabotaged the very thing his “best friend” died to make possible, then, after being revived, knowingly said things that put them in a bad light.Whether he can be considered a good person or not, he’s a shit best friend.
>>243828905there is no remote.>>243829114even when kris changed channels, ralsei will still be there.
>>243829351Kris but he originally hated monsters and wanted to go back to his real family, not realising that was impossible
>>243829934Are the goats meant to look creepy and suspicious in this?
>>243829624This but with boy Chara instead.
Would you still love your fave if they had a mislocated thumb?
>>243830046Does it even matter who does it?same, tho
>>243829754>mfw fucking up the plan my sibling suffered terrible pain and malady then died for>mfw literally letting myself die because i see a bunch of human villagers' lives (yknow, the ones who are literally killing me right now) as more important than the freedom of my entire species>mfw shittalking them to the one person who knows a sliver of the true story when they're dead so they can't even defend themselves
>>243791396Frisk but she is your mom.
>>243830113Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if that were the case
>>243830002I can't read nuked runes so I can't tell what's actually going on
>>243830046>boy chara will never make you love him and only himwhy live
>>243830147Of course it does. I don't think i would let anyone else kiss me.
>>243830185>Actually killing innocents is good when Chara wants you toThis is what Charafags actually believe
>>243830185forgot to add image
>>243792653I wish I had more energy to make more art. (also more confidence with it)
>>243830185AU where Asriel agrees to the plan, watches Chara die, but backs out of the plan before absorbing their soul when?
>>243830313Oh, I thought you wanted Chara to make you kiss other boys until you started liking it. That'd be weird.
>>243830204Frisk but they are the caretaker of the Ruins
>>243830371>innocents>because a monster who killed a human would walk back into some human village with their dead fucking body>retards who attack monsters because they can't reason are innocentsthis is what humanfags actually believe
Humans in robes
>>243830801Too bad neither of those things are real.
>>243830831A man can dream
People who actually think Chara's plan was a sane thing worth defending instead of feeling bad for the fact a child could get that fucked up in the head make me sad. Please stop making me sad.Chara absolutely deserved better, but not this fucking way.
>>243830609Y-yeah that would be totally weird. I won't disobey though. But only because it's him. >>243830308It hurts.
What if Asriel literally forced Kris into being gay?>Very young Kris gushes to Asriel about a nice girl in his class>Asriel sternly but lovingly reminds Kris that girls have cooties and are to be avoided at all costs>Teen Kris starts to develop romantic feelings for girls and become aroused by them>Asriel goes through great effort to minimize the amount of girls Kris is in contact with and maximize the amount of guys>Asriel regularly invites physically-fit and attractive male monsters over to hang out with Kris>Before every get-together he pays the monsters to do suggestive things like bend over in front of Kris or grind up against him a little too long>Late teen Kris falls in love with a girl and gets his first girlfriend>Asriel acts happy for him, but is secretly enraged>Asriel starts rumors around town about Kris's new girlfriend being a filthy, drug-addled whore>Eventually she dumps Kris>Asriel comforts a crying Kris, telling him that it's okay, but to keep in mind that all girls are sluts just like that>Asriel then suggests that maybe Kris should get together with [male monster name] instead, or maybe [other male] or even [third male]>Kris looks up at Asriel confusedly and says that he's not gay>Asriel just smiles warmly>"It's okay, Kris, I didn't think I was at first either."
>>243831126Chara deserved to die alone.
Here's a little prompt of my fic. This story is somewhere in the beginning/middle of the actual plot. Tell me what you think. The finished story will be very long or at least I want it to be.https://pastebin.com/S7t6kw40Just say if you're interested in it.
>>243831283This is terribly wrong, and I hate myself for thinking that it is also cute.
>>243830801I need more of this.
>>243831282>It hurts.I know it does, anon. I know it does.
>>243831587I have a little
I need more wholesome Flowey x fem Frisk in my life.
k i s s g o t e
>>243832105Almost everytime i see black Ralsei i think about the real reason Toriel and Asgore divorcedAsriel has brown fur
>>243829114DON'T TOUCH THAT DIAL, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED.
>>243831283Kris driving himself crazy over the thought that he 'might' be gay and obsessing over getting kicked out of the house and disowned from the only family that ever loved him!Kris not wanting to become even more of a town pariah than he already has become!Kris placing his trust in Asriel, seeing him as the only one who he can trust with these thoughts - blissfully unaware of what Asriel has been doing!Kris!
>>243787954>huff>puffI made it before the thread was over!>>243811845That was adorable! Can't wait for more!Also, if anyone has any requests, go right ahead!
>>243832663How will Kris react when he finds out his buddy Noelle is even gayer than he is
What if your fave did the Dreamworks face
>>243831126Hey, I'm all for wishing that Chara didn't go so crazy, but people are acting as if Asriel was completely innocent and not a single tidbit of fault was at him, when it's his fault that he was enough of a pussy to let his best friend and adoptive sibling die for this kind of plan while also letting the sacrifice be wholly in vain.
>>243832779CUTE!Thanks for doing my request.
>>243832848I-i don't know...It's hard to even imagine.
>>243832848What if my fave did the Illumination Pictures face
>>243824435Hope it eases your pain a bit, mr Gosling, hah.>>243832779High praise coming from you, man. Your doodles are kind of an inspiration for me, you make him look so handsome and dashing. I'll try to finish it as soon as I can. Godspeed!Also if I may make a request, could you please draw him with a tuxedo or jacket or something elegant, biting a cookie and winking with half his eyes?
>>243832527I walked. I could do nothing but walk. And then, I saw me walking in front of myself. But it wasn't really me. Watch out. The gap in the door... it's a separate reality. The only me is me. Are you sure the only you is you?Because it's time for AU stuffSOMETHINGTALE>A TALE WHERE SOMETHING
Please don't die.
Weird uncle Kris
>>243833939These two dorks are going to die and/or suffer a fate worse than death
>>243832882>it's his fault that he was enough of a pussy to let his best friend and adoptive sibling die for this kind of planI agree with this one, sort of. Asriel simply was too meek for his own good. If he really, really loved his friend he would have tried to talk him out of this, make him feel loved and like life was more worth living, because Chara basically got a second chance at life in the Underground, and the biggest tragedy was that it was not enough to heal them. Hell, I'd even get blaming Tori and Asgore not noticing something was HORRIBLY wrong when they tried to poison Asgore.But seriously can you really blame a little child for having a moment of weakness like that? For not having the cold blood to simply kill others? For letting the death of his friend sadden him so much he simply gave it all away and wanted to stop living, even? I do not, and for the very same reason I do not blame Chara for wanting to get back at the people who wronged them in the village. Children cannot be held accountable for their mistakes the same way adults are. That's why I'll never be mad at Chara. Just incredibly sad it got that way.
>>243832779Nice. Also, are you taking any requests or just M!uffet requests? Just in case I'll ask for the latter:Him showering with his head and hair thrown back
>>243834093delta heroes will die in the end. the dog knows.
>>243834319It's any kind of request, really, not just limited to him.
>>243832779I'd like to see boy spooder and anon kissing!
>>243832848She already does.Smug is life.
>>243834415Oh, well in that case anything with Clover and Ralsei together would be nice. But take the other one if you prefer it.
>>243832779Alphys scratching her ass while watching anime and sloppily eating snacks and getting crumbs everywhere and Undyne swooning at the sight
>>243830371It’s a bit of a dilemma. I’d understand either choice. But it’s not really the big issue here.He casts his “best friend,” who is dead and can’t even defend themself, in a terrible light. It’s absolutely disgusting.
>>243831126Most of us recognize that Chara’s plan was... flawed, to say the least.
Gonna flanderize your fave
>>243835236I'll fucking kill you
>>243835236So same old same old
>>243834217fair point, but i still find it pathetic how asriel just shittalks chara after their deathdon't speak ill of the dead huh
Gonna take a video clip of your fave saying a sentence with a number in it and then edit the video clip so that the part of your fave saying the number is replaced by the king from the CD-i Zelda games saying "for"
>>243834678How come Asriel gets to have two cute adopted princess sisters?
>>243835713you are the reason god created cancer
>>243833570AU were there's an asylum for genocidal Charas.
check my fave's digits.>>243835808as if cia didn't create cancer.
>>243835073Well, when Kris and Asriel were still young Toriel saw them kissing one dayShe explained in the hospital that young human had an unlucky fall down the stairs
>>243834752>>243835451>He casts his “best friend,” who is dead and can’t even defend themself, in a terrible light. It’s absolutely disgusting.>shittalksI am not a Chara basher, believe me, but this is a bit of an overreaction. After nearly killing his dad with the buttercup fiasco and basically forcing him through that fucked up shit, being called "Not the best person" is not really that much of a horrible thing. What's more, his clone still stands there watching their grave at the end. Never really got over their death even. I would not say admitting Chara had issues is nearly enough to invalidate all that. Because there really was something wrong with Chara, that much cannot be argued.
>>243836014They have nine now
>>243835713Imma do this to my fave myself, but instead I'm gonna make them say PRRRRRRROMOTION
>>243810768I'm jealous. I almost never remember my dreams, and the one time I recently did it was about the wrong goat. Haven't found a solution to fix my problem yet.
Asriel bullying Chara!
Hey /utg/, I'm gonna buy you one of those Ralsei plushies, but they're gonna mess up and send you the REAL Ralsei.how would that make you feel?
>>243836153I mean, if it was left at that? Maybe I’d agree. But then he acted a little bit self-righteousn about it and just HAD say some random stranger he’s barely even spoken to is a better friend than his “Best Friend Forever.”Like what the fuck?
>>243836684>package arrives>is a lot heavier than expected>open box>your nose is violated by the smell of rotten gote corpse
>>243836684I don't want either of those things so I'd get rid of him one way or another.
>>243836679That's a weird-looking pile of dust
>>243831407I would not call this is my kind of story, but it got me intrigued enough, I'd read it if it pops up again, just to see how the hell they got themselves in that mess. I'd say keep it up, friend.>>243834631>Clover and RalseiAdorable. Are you the cute sprite anon?
>>243831407i definitely think it's interesting, if you feel like writing it you should definitely continue!
>>243836781>barely a strangerHave you .. even played the fucking game?They both have been through fucking pan-dimensional experience of light, emotions, memories and soul-clashingFrisk quite literally touched Asriel from within his own soul. You can't get closer than that
>>243837208was I that obvious?
>>243787415so guys, we did it
Bleeders make up only 5% of the population but own 95% of all media corporations, look it up.
>>243829934I want more (translated) content of newly-adopted Kris being scared and frightened and Asriel trying to do things to make Kris feel comfortable and accepted. We need more wholesome shit like that among all the homosexuals who want to see them fuck or abuse each other.
>>243836781>some random stranger he’s barely even spoken toAnon please, think of how Flowey probably remembers Frisk sparing him after the Omega Flowey thing. Think about how harrowing the final battle gets for both parts. I'd say that makes him qualify as more than a stranger. That "shit talking" is just Flowey not wanting to let Frisk live by the horrible things Chara DID do. For him to not make the same mistakes. Was he supposed to tell him Chara was right?And even still, my point stands, Flowey never, ever forsakes Chara's grave after that, god damnit, you're choosing the wrong target for your anger. He's probably the person who cared the most about Chara their whole life, period.>>243837760Just about as obvious as your sprites are cute! I suck as a drawfag but I'm going to try and draw Clover a couple times and see if I can make something myself too, even if just for you. You've earned it. Keep doing what you do!
>>243838051>the other 5% are owned by mettaton
>>243837443they fought a lot and frisk made him very emotional, nice, i guess that means they are, in fact, best-er friends foreveri'm acting overtly hostile, but i've encountered these attitudes so often that it kind of stirs something in me>>243836684if ralsei can survive so long, nice
Asriel was really upset that he wasn't allowed to bathe with Kris!Asriel was told the reason why years later but couldn't understand why Kris would ever be stressed out about being nude and "defenseless" around other people or why the scars were such a big deal!
>>243838051Bleeders also account for 90% of serial murderers in the entire country.No wonder they get treated like trash.
>>243835783Frisk is a boy.
Gonna give your fave my Carl Barks & Don Rosa Duck comic collection
>>243838383I'm not even a gotefag, but don't you shittalk Asriel to shift, or rather to redistribute the blame by being tendentious cunt
>>243837443Well, when you put it that way, I look retarded.>>243838273I myself don’t even feel Chara was in the right. I just feel like Asriel was being REALLY disrespectful of a dead friend.
>>243838719Susie is a friendly, bipedal kleer
>>243838986>don't shittalk asrielor what?are you going to be upset twice as fast?
>>243839040He doesn't say that Frisk is a better friend, he's saying that Frisk is the kind of friend he wishes he could have had. He's still maintaining that Chara was more of a friend to him than Frisk.
>>243839040Not either of the people you're replying to but Asriel's comment is exceedingly polite for someone so full of hatred and anger as Chara.
Guys you are making Asriel cry....
>>243839040>Asriel was being REALLY disrespectful of a dead friend.That dead friend killed him
>>243839318I don't even know this goat.
Asriel's mom is fat! And ugly!
>>243839205don't really see how that is the case, but the thought is nice
>>243839318The dead can't cry.
>>243839318I'm gonna hurt Asriel's little brother!
>>243839468compelling point anon, that fucking caprine is dead.
>>243839357To be fair he killed that dead friend first
>>243839357after he continually supplied said dead friend with poisonous flowers and witnessed what was happening but just let them die anywaysso they kind of both killed eachother
>>243839458Asriel says "You're the type of friend I wish I always had." That's the only origin of the idea that Asriel considers Frisk a better friend, but Asriel isn't saying that he considers Frisk a better friend.Do you have the relevant dialogue easily accessible?
>>243839193Here's a (You), you made me giggleThere's just something about being a smartass on Kazakh glider testing forum. Just supersede ordinal baiting
>>243839862I mean, let's be real: the backstory is kinda touching of him, but we don't really know asriel.I can feel bad knowing what i know for asgore and toriel, but not asriel.
>>243839791when you look at it from that perspective, it really does seem that he merely wishes he ALSO had a friend like Frisk, not just instead of Charait's been like 2-3 years since i've actually played the game so you'll have to excuse my muddied memories
>>243778184Calm the fuck down. Christ.
>>243839291Counterpoint: Who’s our primary source for the information that Chara is full of hate and anger?
>>243840190That's ok. Fan interpretation muddles it a lot, so it's easy to lose track.These are all the things Asriel says about Chara.
>>243840038If you think that, you've not been paying attention or you've never really gone through the game's content. There's plenty of opportunity to understand his character and behaviour. His weaknesses, his strengths, his relationships Especially you get to know how much of an impact and influence Chara had on him and his actions, how it is quite nicely implied how he was manipulated and psychologically abused
See you all on page 11.
Still waiting for some Holidaycest.This has no rite to be taking as long as it is.
>>243840804I still don’t see the psychological abuse.Seriously, the implied “leading” questions aren’t exactly unusual for a child to ask
>>243841103i'm still waiting on top/dom ralseione goat already gets the top, why does ralsei always have to be the catcheri mean i've nothing against it, but it takes the focus from his full potential
>>243840804if you imply genocide content, then fuck off.I played the pacifist playthrough thoroughly (the lost tapes in alphy's old lab) the echo flowers and the new home encounters are only what's left of his story.
>>243841268I can't believe I actually post something from the shit that Caretaker authors spill, but they've actually pretty much hit the nail on its head in this one:http://nochocolate.tumblr.com/post/142424746470/asriel-how-his-behaviour-points-to-a-case-of>>243841323Then even if you do not consider after such display Asriel being a actual victim, nigh martyr and someone that deserves sympathy, then it is you who can fuck off
>>243830801Robed Chara is beautiful.
>>243838303what does mettaton do with all his money?
>>243826176No!>her cuteness has always existed, transcending time!Well it certainly hasn't been present for awhile!
>>243783802Imagine having to watch/drive home drunk chara