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OK so the only way for me to fit Steel Vampire into the OP was to remove the Battle Traverse thing. I couldn't fit the LIST thing at all. And the reason this wasn't done in the previous thread is simply that it was done by another guy while I was away. I've also separated the Join us bit as subtly suggested.
If you have any suggestions as to what remove to fit these two things, reply to this.
inb4 Pawarumi
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>tfw no loli gay elf gf
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https://steamcommunity.com/id/habilidoso02

>currently playing Caladrius Blaze, 9h on record
>9h RefleX
>8h Raiden IV
>7h Danmaku Unlimited
>6h Ikaruga

She must be shit but at least seems to have some interest in the genre and actually plays the games and she is not a tranny.

Is this /ourgirl/?
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>>240700987
>inb4 Pawarumi
Why inb4? As I've said, the game is pure eurotrash (it's meant to be played with analog sticks) and the dev's are greedy shills, there is no need to advertise this game.
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>>240701550
Habilidoso means skillful (male). Take that as you will.

>>240701738
OK but I think removing that isn't enough to fit the other stuff since it takes less characters. I'll try next time.
>analog only
Yikes, should have told me earlier, holy shit.
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>>240701738
What about removing the also disgustingly shilled Zero Ranger
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>>240702370
Agreed, add Zero Racer instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xZUISErsxg
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>>240702825
I don't get the link
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>>240700987
just delete the high-score list, no one uses it anyway
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dedicate your life to catspider
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I really must say, Guwange actually became my favorite shmup. It's even better than Ikaruga. Ikaruga is too static, but in Guwange, every run is different, which is fun.
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>>240705608
Awww
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Although, I never played Ikaruga on hard mode much. Could be that it also becomes less static there.

Anyway, I guess you can't really compare these games. They both have their own strengths and weaknesses.

However, what I really like about Guwange is, that you don't even have to copy monkey a lot to get decent at it.
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Kinda makes me want to play Guwange tbdesu
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ikaruga btfo once again
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>>240706521
>Anyway, I guess you can't really compare these games. They both have their own strengths and weaknesses.
So you finally came to this conclusion. Congratulations.
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>>240706945
You should! It's really a very unique and awesome game. It has like the perfect mix between static and random patterns.
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Are there any good digital downloads of shmups on the Japanese Ps4 store that are unavailable in the USA? I recently bought M2's Mahou Daisakusen after getting tired of waiting and had some money left over. I bought the arcade archives of Darius, but I'm wondering if there is anything else
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>check shmupg community on steam
>recognize 1% of the users
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>>240711419
Second one from the left is Kraut
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>>240705608
based and krautpilled
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>>240711627
I recognize:
edusword (no clue if he comes here these days)
amb
bananaborat
chav
harry
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>>240712373
>he can't recognize max
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>>240712891
Oh shit he's in the comments, I was checking the members list. So does that mean he isn't a member anymore?
I also recognize InFireX, Draconic and Tane in the comments.
I swear some of these were members not too long ago.
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>>240713318
Nevermind there actually are way more members if you check in that tab and there they are.
I don't recognize anyone else from a quick glance so that goes to show either how many people no longer post here and/or how many lurkers this actually has.
And we all know this place is a guilty pleasure of many who won't admit it.
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>having "guilty pleasures" at all
cringe
just b urself
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>>240705608
>"It's even better than Ikaruga"
>early said he actually agreed with ricky on something
what the FUCK is going on
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>>240717353
He's been way more soft and reasonable since he came back too
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>>240717353
kraut is cavedrone
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>>240705608
Treasure on suicide watch
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I know some of you will be very pleased to read this post
>>>/vr/5291249
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this is not healthy
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>>240720916
Jesus fucking Christ the estimate
Why the fuck aren't these garbage long ass games limited to their own events. Fucking jarpig audiences
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>>240720916
>>240721229
Mostly loading, animations, cutscenes and text lmfao
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>>240721358
MENUING
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>refunded pawarumi not even installing it
thanks bros
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^
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>>240721229
tbf i haven't any this year but yeah these games are just the worst.
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>>240725546
watched*
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no wonder i trigger brap16, he's the king of the everything but play the game dork sick grab.
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>>240729913
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>>240726886
>typing in japanese for your american e-fwends

糞cringe desu ne
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>>240731539
trap logic = playing a game for score = bad but sick grabs and tweets for nerd likes = good
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brump14
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it's another episode of aqy forgets every strat in a game he's played a ton before.
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How do I get Steam Mushihimesama to be fullscreen on my second (10:16) monitor?
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>>240737104
Figured it out, set the second monitor as the main display.
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>>240738556
In Windows that is.
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>billy mitchell stream: 68 viewers
>aqy stream: 81 viewers

i think we have a new gamer of the century, boys
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>>240739056
aqy confirmed ELITE,im sure he's worse on stick at this than pad, i always found pads ideal for normal style horis.
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>>240726886
yikes!
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>average scores are less than 100 million
>top score is 1.3 trigorillion
what a fucking broken game
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>>240744745
t. marx
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>>240744745
BIG bois get BIG scores
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>>240744745
What's the problem, it accurately represents the skill gap
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>>240744745
what game
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>absolute STATE of gaymers
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>>240746321
Google: Good of Soi (with y) for a laugh
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>>240746321
>no zero ranger
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>>240746823
God of Soi* fug
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>>240746912
Imagine if this game actually blew up due to the narrative and it spawned a shmup renaissance focusing on muh story with gameplay getting worse and worse over time. Then our community would be filled with storyfags.
If anything it's better this way.
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>>240744745
>sdoj is a metaphor for the wage game between the average worker and people in power
bravo cave
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>>240747438
t. brappu
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>>240747538
>makes 6 figures as a siliconcuck
>still drives a beat-up 8th gen civic
absolute state price of living in commifornia
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>>240747735
he'd rather horse n cart so he can afford sick pcb grabs for his 10 candy cabs
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>>240750151
the way of the cyber athlet is a lonely way
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>>240726886
he's played the hell out of gunnail, what are you even talking about?
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gunnail superplay by brap13 when?
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>>240753396
and yet he still felt the need to buy STUFF associated with it

the murrican DREAM
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>>240753396
>doesnt even have westy recky
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>>240756197
I really shouldn't give even half a fuck about this, but who does? Perikles?
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>>240756354
https://shmups.system11.org/viewtopic.php?t=49747
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>NMK WRs
DEDICATE
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>>240756492
I was going to ask why these idiots are playing the game to begin with, but I have to admit this looks way better than NMK's other stuff. Would still rather dedicate my life to other shmups, but it looks serviceable.
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>>240756797
NMK games aren't that bad
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>>240756992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvIJHZgHg0o
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>>240757216
That's not an NMK game. But even those made Omega Fighter which is pretty nice.
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Turbonoob here. How do you know when to bomb? I've never pressed bomb except accidentally. Any time I die it's because I misjudged my position.
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>>240757761
You have to plan when to bomb when routing the game to optimize your chances of survival.
Outside of that, panic bombing when you're going to die just comes from experience.
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>>240757761
>How do you know when to bomb?
Save your bombs for the parts you have the most problems with.
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gunnail is shite desu
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>>240758151
Really I'd rather play autobomb modes but for the fact I know they'd develop a bad habit.
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>>240758529
the scoring is stupid as shit but the stage layouts are pretty good
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>>240759019
most games with autobomb like to kick you in the balls for using it anyways, so probably not a habit to get into in the first place.
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>>240759019
Autobombs usually consume your resources more. Like say you have 3 bombs, if you autobomb it would consume all 3 bombs instead of one, as a punishment for not reacting.
You could also play games without bombs that have shields like Gradius. The first two arcades are great starting shmups.

>>240759036
Still better than P-47 Aces now THAT's shitty NMK scoring.
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>>240759019
I like bombs the most where the bombs are basically only for beginners, like in Guwange.
Or where the bombs are very weak and barely bombs anymore, but instead you use them very often, like in Ikaruga, Pink Sweets, Garegga, etc
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>>240759627
One thing I like about Tatsujin is that bombs, while fast, are brief and not very damaging (they also don't protect you from collission, which matters a lot in such a fast moving game) so they really only serve a a safety net for mistakes, and you really want that with such harsh recovery. That game also makes really cool use of bomb resources, such as in stage 3 which I love.
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>>240759627
>greg
>very weak bombs
guess we have very different ideas of "very weak"
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>>240759351
I'm just plugging away at Mushihimesama. Might get to stage 3 in a week.
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>>240760230
Well, they don't completely protect you for example.
It also depends on the ship. Gain bomb is strong when full, but Miyamoto for example not really.
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>>240759992
Forgot to add that this prevents super cheese bombing, which is the crap that made Cave design their TLBs to get a shield after using a bomb.
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>>240760423
Are you playing Ultra or something?
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>>240760878
Normal? I got stage 3 on arrange but I think I'd rather play regular version on normal.
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wheres mah satazius niggas? started relearning it today, forgot how gay that boss rush can be.
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Why the fuck did this guy never make a game similar to Tatsujin at Cave. Not even an inspired but updated game.
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>>240761745
>And in this world, there's always someone better than you
not when you get wr
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>>240761307
So you play Original mode on Normal, OK. Keep trying.
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>>240761745
cuz he didn't want to run cave out of business with boring dadshit
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>>240762121
>Not even an inspired but updated game.
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>>240762224
DBS, Exchanger, and hamami don't count?
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>And in this world, there's always someone better than you
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>>240761745
Fuck I just saw that I cut the question
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This is one of my favorite soundtracks ever (bad port though ofc)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHQ_Y2EcMQY
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>>240760751
>which is the crap that made Cave design their TLBs to get a shield after using a bomb
That's not even a flaw. I like when you can't just cheese endbosses. The flaw in many cave games is that the endboss just becomes a silly resource dump
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>>240761438
Had a few okayish runs earlier today, but got stomped by the robo spider and then died to the final boss.

Ye the boss rush is poop, gives me enough trouble on normal already. The ball usually kills me at least once and the last phase/boss is also kinda tricky.
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>>240765268
>I like when you can't just cheese endbosses.
I agree, that's the point, but instead of making bombs less ridiculous they just make the bosses partially immune to them lmao
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>>240765572
I think the reason bombs in Cave games are often very powerfull is to punish the player by losing the chain when used unplanned.

In Mushi for example the bomb is not that strong and the game also has no chaining system really.
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>>240765268
>The flaw in many cave games is that the endboss just becomes a silly resource dump
that's not a flaw
if you can't make it to the boss without dying and bombing a shitton you don't deserve to beat it
get good
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>>240765954
You can't even use bombs in those games when scoring unless you're SURE you're going to die
>In Mushi for example the bomb is not that strong and the game also has no chaining system really.
Don't you like this better generally?
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>>240766249
It has nothing to do with difficulty retard, it has to do with the flow of the game.
Constant bombing for invincibility and constant stick wiggling to hopefully get lucky on the washing mashine is fucking retarded.

Guwange has a great endboss, because it's actually balanced well.
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>>240766532
>You can't even use bombs in those games when scoring unless you're SURE you're going to die
In Guwange you still can use bombs when scoring. In DDP too on bosses.

>Don't you like this better generally?
Mushi is fun for casual runs, but apart from Guwange I really don't care all that much about cave games.
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>>240767384
>I really don't care all that much about cave games.
Although Deathsmiles still looks fun tho. Probably will play this too one day.
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>>240767384
Yeah bombing doesn't fuck up with the way bosses are scored in DDP, though you can fuck up some milking opportunities that way. And yoy want the MAX bomb thing anyway for more score.

>>240767539
Do it for Casper
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>>240767000
sounds like you just want games to be easy and lenient like goowank
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ox7En_cYAa8
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>>240759351
>P-47 Aces
desu want to like this game, it's full of intense action, but way too hard
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Got normal clear with 2.8m, stupid boss rush ruined it again. Gonna try hard/insane next.
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>>240700708
>Need something to play? Check this shit out: https://mega.nz/#!mlwG3ZCJ!NMdWxNY4pjqc1vFGwzyPIbtGor0GHObcfENNMgOQW1s
New to shmups. What's the best place to start with these? I also want to play with my flight stick that I was given.
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>>240773076
batsugun special
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>>240772356
>top 10 is filled with shmupg regulars
Also, further proof that this isn't a Cavedrone thread
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>>240773076
>I also want to play with my flight stick
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>>240773076
these games are fairly easy for noobs
dodonpachi
batsugun special
armed police batrider normal course
battle bakraid normal course
gradius

dadshit like twin cobra ,flying shark ,r-typeand raiden dx are good.
if you find a game you like then check out the rest of the companies games.
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>>240773585
pc poor fag thread
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>>240773964
>dodonpachi
when i played ddp i found it actually gets pretty hard from stage 4 onwards
i would rather recommend espgaluda
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>>240773585
>cave
too hard for shmupg
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>>240774137
better than sick grab forum
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>>240773245
>>240773964
thanks

>>240773685
;^)
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>>240774227
farm btfo
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>>240773964
>dodonpachi
you must be joking
>espgaluda
and you
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>>240774227
agreed but it's still the truth.
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>>240774462
I'm pretty sure he means just the first loop of DDP and Espgaluda really isn't that bad, even if there definirely are easier games around.
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>>240772356
go for the top!
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>>240774650
yeah obviously 1-all of ddp just like you wouldn't expect someone to 4-all batsugun special.
dodonpachi 1st loop with c-s is pretty easy if you use all your bombs properly and get the extends.also the patterns aren't as dense as later bullet hells so a good entry point for the style
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>>240774758
Now THAT was a game
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>>240774137
post your pc specs
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>>240775028
i'm a pc poor fag with a ok lappy and a i3 from 2013 or 14 i don't care about that shit lel.
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>>240774758
Top is full of cheaters
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/gaiaresg/
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>>240775567
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nd1fFbMkZqE
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>>240774472
is it? there's no shmups on steam that dont have shmupg top 10ers
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^
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>>240762275
I have absolutely zero evidence of this, but it's my belief dadgun may have started as a successor to tatsujin
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>>240783881
It definitely has some common elements but, hilariously enough, that game wasn't made by Ikeda lmao
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>>240783881
i'd say so, it's the only cave game with a pure in space background to like tatsujin.
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>>240783881

ship aestherics are similar... both best played with fast ship speed as well and both games do have a certain look. i'd never really thought about it before but u could be right
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>>>/vr/5292917
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the reason you know vr are all psx era rpg fags is because they don't like arcade games in general.anyone who actually played games in the 80s and 90s knew that arcade stuff was the best quality available at the time.
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>>240775413
>pc gaming
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>>240787919
you say at the time but i've found little as good since.
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>>240787919
That much is obvious, 5th gen babies.
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>>240788035
based and redpilled
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>>240788073
>tfw even as a kid during the 5th gen i knew it was shit
then again I was nshitty4 only so I had it even worse than most.
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>>240785680
The only based post on this entire site
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>>240788285
>then again I was nshitty4


ah you were that faggot kid
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n64 >>>>>>> ps1 for people who had friends
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>>240788285
unlucky i felt sorry for the people who got stuck with that. they usually just played goldeneye and nothing else
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>>240788405
Nah I hated it. Unless you're calling me a faggot for correctly calling the nshitty4 SHIT, in which case you are the actual faggot.
>>240788534
>m-muh babby party games
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>>240788534
people who had ps1 actually had friends and people wanted to come round and play cos you had cool games like wipeouts and kekken
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>>240788645
no im calling you a faggot for having one, only faggot kids did

then again i was the only person i knew with a saturn but it was the best for me because i always loved arcade and the alpha ports + fighting vipers, vf2 etc were top notch
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>Tfw the only game in my arcade that isn't a shitty racing game or crane game is Point Blank X.
The game's great but the arcade is terrible
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>>240788768
nah man it was tony hawks that brought everyone together here, christ that shit was massive
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>>240788789
my mom bought it, wasn't my fault. I ended up getting a Saturn pre-owned after the gen was over and it's easily my favorite of the 5th gen. PS1 library honestly wasn't that bad either, it was the big sellers that kind of sucked.
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this guy
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>>240788894
>tfw """local""" arcade has gorf
The cab is in shit condition, but god damnit its gorf and I like it.
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>>240788992
>my mom bought it
Fucking moms turning their kids into soibois, please don't tell me she was a single mom
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>>240789074
big ol' yikes
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only the saturn could compete with equally BASED multiplayer games
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>>240788992
ps1 has wipeout which is one of my fav all time games, i like some games on every console from that gen desu
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>>240789287
This tbqh. As soon as I was born I was working on the farm, didn't even have time to cut the cord. My parents never gave me anything lest they turn me into a soiboi
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>>240789074
subhumans
vs
save states

what machine gun spam would win
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tenchu was good as well .that shit would actually be a good game for speedbummers
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>>240789414
Is that you, Mad Maxine?
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The disastrous credit fed run at GDQ is up on YT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcXOzUIQhLI
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>>240789287
lmao nah, I always assumed she got it because it was the family friendly choice or some shit. Other manufacturers marketed their stuff directly to players while Nintendo marketed to the soccer moms buying shit at christmas.

>>240789353
Yeah, wipeout is great.
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>>240789743
desu I appreciate him at least trying to run an arcade game
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>>240790034
its the only gdq thing ive seen this year lmao, he was shit but its better than that fucking 9hrs final fantasy x shite, overal lineup was wank this year, nothing appealed at all.
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>>240789743
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR5N9NPi42k
never forget this shite
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>oh shit castlevania chronicles was run!

>check run

of course he's playing the easy arrange mode.
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>tfw no loli gf to dadhop with
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>>240790630
So the truth comes out, this is why arcade games aren't played there and only soi games. It was obvious but it's nice to see it being confirmed.
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never forget dog fuku
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>>240745668
saidaioujou, it's billion not million, but still the gaps is ridiculous
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>>240794110
Dog Fuku 2 Gus Label
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>>240794305
that's cave chaining for you
they use no hard caps on the multipliers to make the games more punishing, so the gaps between player scores get pretty absurd
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if you ain't leet, don't even try to compete
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SDOJ STEAM RELEASE DATE: NEVER EVER
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>>240794110
>Angry Princess Bees Great Resurrection BL & Insect Princess 2BL
Where can I get this doujinshi?
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>>240796608
Gets released after the M2 Guwange port
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https://www.twitch tv/woolieversus
>Ikaruga
how long until he give up?
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>>240798785
>from Kirby to Ikaruga
O BOI
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>>240798785
he credit feeds so no reason to give up
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>>240800265
rather blabbers about the story
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>>240800564
Of course
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vAO6akjqdg
the only ikaruga video that matters
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what is this woolie fool talking about.
why does ikaruga always bring out this pretentious shit
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>>240801674
This and Zero Ranger is why you never (ever) pander to storyfags, no matter how little or if the game is actually good, the slippery slope is real
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>>240801674
he is just regurgitating the story which is obvious to anyone with a brain
not the games fault that most people are retards
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dodonpachi now THAT was a story...
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>woolie playing on nintendo switch

every time
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>>240802008
as if there wouldn't also be story shit in other shmups
gunbird for example, deathsmiles, etc
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>>240802169
Be careful, not being inclusive to people without a brain is verboten.

>>240802501
I shit you not, I was once playing DDP at a friend's house and another friend of his (mainly RPG player) saw the game and the first and only thing he asked me about it was
>So what's the story about?
My reply was something along the lines of:
>You blow shit up while not dying for a while
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>>240802667
I guess the main difference is that say Gunbird doesn't take itself seriously, stuff that tries to be deeper attracts this kind of person (storyfag) more.
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>caring about storyline in shmups

only poohoo fappers and mongs care about storylines in shooters is more the point
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>>240802908
>the main difference is that say Gunbird doesn't take itself seriously
So wacky anime is allowed to have story, but more mature artstyles not? Guwange also has a rather mature artstyle and a story, and it also doesn't necessarily attract retards because of this.

There is absolutely nothing wrong to include some philosophy or whatever into the game.
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>>240803486
There's nothing wrong in a vacuum, it's just that it attracts retards for some reason.
Guwange isn't wacky but it doesn't have any deep pretenses, that's the key aspect that gets this kind of braindead storyfag, unfortunately.
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The seething never ends >>>/vr/5293435
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>>240802908
>no d-pad
>on a fucking portable
even outside my hatred for soitendo this is just disgusting
>hurr muh pro controller or stick
better off playing on PC or a proper console at that point
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>>240803715
So you are saying Ikaruga is pretentious just because it's more artistic than your usual Dodonpachi garbage?

Nobody plays Ikaruga for the story. People play it for lots of reasons. So no, your spic logic makes no sense again.
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>>240804170
No, pretense as in, the intention of having a story with a deeper meaning.
I don't even know what Ikaruga's plot is about nor care, honestly, so I couldn't even judge.
>Nobody plays Ikaruga for the story.
Indeed, there's people who play it and then people who wank at its story lmao
You jumped to conclusions, don't be so hasty.
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just watching ikaruga makes me never want to play it again
you made the right choice becoming a guwange cave drone kraut
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>>240804574
>No, pretense as in, the intention of having a story with a deeper meaning.
That's literally being pretentious, you fucking dumb retard.
Ikaruga doesn't have any pretenses. It's just simply a shmup with better artslye than 99% of shmups.
The guy who made the art for this game is on a level of Yoshitaka Amano. Not your usual hentai artist like in fucking toaplan or cave.

>>240804753
I am certainly not a cavedrone. Vast majority of cave games are overrated as fuck. Only praised by dumb retards.
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https://desuarchive.org/a/thread/40924633/
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>>240805351
Don't get triggered over semantics shit again, I didn't mean that Ikaruga is pretentious, I don't even know if it is lmfao perhaps I could have used a better word but I did just mean its decision to include a deeper story.
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>>240805732
Just stfu you fucking subhuman spic. You talk bullshit and act like nothing happened again. You are just a fake subhuman.
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>>240805982
I would have no problem admitting if I thought Ikaruga was pretentious, you know me, I'm honest and direct about my opinions. There's no backpedalling here I truly don't even know what Ikaruga is about.

Let me rephrase my post to be clearer, which is my intended message from the beginning

>There's nothing wrong in a vacuum, it's just that it attracts retards for some reason.
>Guwange isn't wacky but it isn't deeper like Ikaruga nor tries to, that's the key aspect that gets this kind of braindead storyfag, unfortunately.
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>>240805351
>Ikaruga doesn't have any pretenses. It's just simply a shmup with better artslye than 99% of shmups.
if you like brown n grey n bicycle wheels for bosses i spose
where the blue at?
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>>240806430
>you know, I'm honest and direct about my opinions
Lmao, you are a phony spic. You are like a fucking snake. I am not your average retard like most people here. I know when people are fake, so try your bullshit on someone else.
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reminder a real girl is better than all of you at shmups
http://cave-stg.com/forum/index.php?topic=1033.0
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>>240807657
OK believe that story in your head about me thinking Ikaruga is pretentious lmao
This guy I swear
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>"The Demon Cat"

>The setting of a torrid summer night through a road leading to a seemingly abandoned temple.

>The temple has now become the home of a horribly changed creature.

Wtf all this pretense. Fucking cave pandering to story fags reeeeee!!!
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>>240808331
It's very simple, that's the point.
I've never seen anyone mention Guwange's plot, though that could also be because pretty much nobody outside of the shmups community even knows that game exists.
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>>240808557
>It's very simple, that's the point.
Ikaruga story is also simple. It just simply includes haiku-like philosophy into the game.
Ikaruga is simply inspired by buddhism, just like Guwange. Just because it has some haiku in it and Guwange not, doesn't mean it panders any more to story fags than Guwange.

But keep talking shit you have no clue about only to act like you didndunuffin again.
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>>240808071
>Last blog was in 2016
Is she assassinated because didn't want to share her replays?
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>>240809058
Show me a stream of someone credit feeding Guwange to then go on about its story and you'd prove me wrong in what I said.
That small difference you mentioned is enough to get this type of player interested, apparently.
Let me get this straight: Ikaruga doesn't sacrifice anything to pander to storyfags. That said, that little bit of emphasis gets the attention of storyfags, which has the risk of fucking up the community and, over time, the genre itself (the aforementioned slippery slope). Good thing this didn't happen to shmups, but this is how this all started in other genres, inocuous and innocent at first. But once you tap into that (big) audience, if the genre goes beyond a particular threshold there's no turning back, the only direction left is for mechanical depth and challenge to be sacrificed in the name of being inclusive to those who want to play for the story.
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>>240809827
>Show me a stream of someone credit feeding Guwange to then go on about its story
Guwange is not nearly as popular as Ikaruga. This has nothing to do with the story or those small haiku lines at the beginning of the stages tho. And when Aquas streamed Guwange, he also began talking about the story. Go and watch STGWeekly Guwange episode and you'll see they also go on about the story there.

Your logic is just flawed as fuck. You just think
>it's popular and played by lots of retards -----> it must be shit or pandering to story fags, whatever
When in reality every fucking shmup in existence is mainly consumed by people not even playing the game.

>That small difference you mentioned is enough to get this type of player interested, apparently.
And another fallacy. Nobody on this fucking stream said anything about playing the game for the story. He just simply started talking about the story, because he knows he plays like shit, but this doesn't mean people only play it for the story.

This is exactly what I meant by you totally exaggerting shit. Just because a game has a story and some random fucker talks about it doesn't mean there is anything wrong with the game.
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>>240809827
>Let me get this straight: Ikaruga doesn't sacrifice anything to pander to storyfags
wrong. it has cinematic cutscenes
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>>240810758
yet it's still faster paced than most cave games
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>>240810758
>And when Aquas streamed Guwange, he also began talking about the story.
Interesting, was it perhaps he had nothing else to say or something?
>STGWeekly
Ah but don't they do that with all shmups, no matter if they have an excuse plot and that's it?
>it's popular and played by lots of retards
lmao if only Ikaruga was played at all! (Disclaimer: it has players, I just mean in general terms when compared to all game genres)
>When in reality every fucking shmup in existence is mainly consumed by people not even playing the game.
This is a sad truth, which says more about our sick grab culture than anything.

I know that nobody plays Ikaruga for the story, actually if this had actually happened in any popular shmups the genre would have quickly degenerated, but it didn't so we know for a fact that's not true. Just saying that these haikus and shit definitel grab de attention of storyfags, even if ultimately they won't play the game because it's an actual shmup and they are allergic to this lmao
I didn't say there's something wrong with the game itself, but commenting on the potential dangers of the slippery slope of including story, which has no harm at first but it's playing with fire. Again, don't make weird assumptions and exaggerate what I actually say.

>>240810758
Very short, on par with many arcades that came out even 10 or more years earlier, it's not a big deal. And I'm the first to shit on games for this kind of stuff.
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>ikapooga
>fast paced
yeah that's gonna be a yikes
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>>240811396
>I didn't say there's something wrong with the game
I am not even responding anymore. You are just like a fucking Jew. You say this and that act like you said that. Makes no sense to argue with a subhuman like yourself.
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>>240811648
Saying that the game has an element that is harmless within it, but if took further by future games could spell the end of the genre as a skill-based one is not saying there's something wrong with it.
You're welcome.
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>>240811961
Blablabla stop responding to me spic. Go and argue with your dadshit retards on /vr/, but leave me alone.
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Boo
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This is what happen when we talking about Ikaruga. The word must be banned from this thread.
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>>240812360
Not our fault a guy can be so sensitive to SEETHE at thinking that another guy said something mean about Ikaruga's story despite he not meaning that, no matter how many times he tried to explain he didn't mean that.
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>>240812791
You can definitely tell this was 2009 lmao
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>>240812982
Just stfu you fucking spic. You are a phony fucking faggot
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>>240813439
Less phony than a guy that constantly says he'll never post again only to do so, over and over.
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>>240812791
>>240813130
lol my bad, kamui
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>>240813838
As if this has anything to do with being phony.
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>>240814350
It's called demonstrably lying and that's what you do
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>>240814698
There is a huge difference between this and just maliciously talking shit like you do it.
It's like calling Iconoclast phony just because he said he is done with playing Ketsui and then played it again anyway.
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>>240815290
>maliciously talking shit like you do it.
Not my problem you have issues and see malice where there isn't.
Also, big difference, these are clast's words:
>i'm probably done for now
>probably
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>>240815629
>Not my problem you have issues
You are the low IQ spic here. You are the faggot who acts like he knows everything without having a single fucking score here. You are the fake fucker who lied about Strikers 2-alls. And you also already said yourself you leave, after I exposed your retardation again, only to never leave at all.

Me still posting has nothing to do with being phony. It has to do with being lonely in a society full of fucking subhumans like you.
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>>240816442
I'm sure there has to be other, better places for you to socialize, man. It's sad that you settle for this, something you dislike out of sheer loneliness.
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>>240816809
You can gladly save your fake compassion, spic. It's the least thing I need.

And no, I don't like dicords, twitch or whatever. I prefer posting on 4chan, because it's not another fake sjw hellhole.

There is nothing special about disliking humans while still having a desire for human interaction. Any person with a brain should know this feel.
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>>240817189
Yeah everything nice is fake and everything bad must be true ofc
If you're going to be here at least make the effort of not assuming others are pieces of shit, not everyone is like that. Tone down that PTSD.
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>>240817548
>everything nice is fake and everything bad must be true ofc
I don't care if you truely mean what you say, all I know is you are a phony faggot. And that's all that matters to me.

>at least make the effort of not assuming others are pieces of shit
Then simply stop acting like a POS
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>>240817949
>Then simply stop acting like a POS
How can I achieve this? I'm very interested in your take on this.
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>>240818062
dedicate your life to ikapooga
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No, really, what should and shouldn't I do to not be a POS anymore, Kraut. Go ahead and tell me.
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>>240818862
I think simply just post your scores
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>>240821000
you might need to post replays as well
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>>240821000
Would be a pretty boring thread if the only thing people posted were scores.
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>>240818862
That you even ask this question already shows again that you are phony spic.
Like I said, you just constantly talk shit, and then afterwards act innocent as if I am just insane.
I know this behaviour from people more than enough. The society is full of niggers like you, who constantly treat you like shit, only to act like didndunuffings
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>>240821390
Just tell me what's desirable and what's verboten, should be easy
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>>240821205
just YOU, because I think you're the only person here having problem with Kraut's trust about clearing shumps, so if you post them maybe he will stfu
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>>240821693
I have posted some screenshots which he always completely ignores lmao
For that I'd have to be live and even then he'd probably still I was cheating in some way
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>>240821554
Again, I already gave you the answer. You talk shit about whatever, and then act as if I am the one talking shit. You are a phony fucking faggot.

You belong on the fucking farm. There you can talk shit, with your fucking fake snake tongue, and when someone acts up and tells the truth he will just simply get banned.
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>>240821980
It'd have*
he'd probably still think*
fug
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>>240821980
>I have posted some screenshots which he always completely ignores lmao
Ironically, I was the only person who gave you the benefit of the doubt when you posted your SA 2-all.

Again, you fucking subhumans here are just phony fucking low IQ dumbfucks.
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I'm wondering where Ghosts n Goblins, Magician Lord, Ninja Spirit, Capcom Bmups, Shock Troopers, Metal Slug, Contra, and other hard arcade style games would fit on that Japanese SHMUP difficulty ranking list. The one they where DOJ WL is like #45.
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>>240822028
So your suggested solution is for me to never say absolutely anything. Classic

>>240822127
I guess you mean posting about the clears because I've never posted a screenshot, I haven't seriously touched those games in a good while.
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>>240822247
Ninja Spirit would be in the 30s range IMO
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>>240822261
>So your suggested solution is for me to never say absolutely anything. Classic
Can you even read? I said you talk shit. You constantly talk nonsense about stuff you have no idea. And when I point it out, you just act innocent like nothing happened and act as if I am the one talking shit. And then you keep on talking shit about me in front of everyone here. And now you ask me what you should do different? Just go fuck yourself. That's what you should do.
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>>240822614
For you anything that I say is with bad intention and having no idea so therefore you're essentially telling me to never post... lmao
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>>240822768
Just go fuck yourself. I have no interest anymore in arguing with such a fake person like you.
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>>240823010
You know what? I'll never post anymore.
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Nevermind, I'm back, I felt too lonely.
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Sub bump
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>>240822247
imo Ghosts N Goblins (Japan G)/Ghouls N Ghosts 2-ALLs are around R-Type 1-ALL, maybe a bit higher so I guess rank 19-20 is a good fit. Contra's too all over the place, and it depends on the game. 3, Rebirth and 4 hard modes are definitely close to DOJ 1-ALL. First one arcade, NES and Super C are easy as fuck and under 10 rank. Hard Corps is around Mushi Original. Super Contra 2-ALL is supposedly quite hard, though.

A lot of the players here tend to downplay the difficulty of shmups because of how much they play them and how many basic skills are transferable, so keep that in mind.
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fake bump
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>>240825965
cool that's what I thought, somewhere around 20-30
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>>240825965
i think it's more ppl just forget how hard things were once they get better at them
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>>240823010
kraut i really don't want to continue this and i've just got up but he's asking you what he NEEDS to do to stop being annoying to you, you just keep saying what he's DOING that's annoying you.
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>>240830690
yes, i am the stupid one here
i am the one who understands nothing

sure thing chav

you can go and fuck yourself too
i have enough from fucking retards like you
go and fuck your beloved spic subhuman and just simply don't reply to me
that's the best fuckers like you can do
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is there any action game with more satisfying hit contact? Dunno what to call it, but every punch and slash lands with such definitive OOMPH in this game, it's amazing. Feels good.
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>>240831224
but i didn't say that either? i just said he keeps asking "what should i do" and you keep replying with a list of what he's doing, it's a complete miscommunication.
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>>240831412
knights of the round for me especially the >+p heavy slash, haggar in final fights body slams and dunks also.

i should get into death adder but the driver feels pretty input laggy to me.
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>>240831796
why are you still replying? i just told you, simply don't reply to me
it's in the nature of people like you or the spic to be deceptive assholes
it doesn't matter what i say, you will continue your bullshit anyway

i already told you the problems a hundred times
the spic is lying, he talks shit about stuff he has no clue about, he talks shit about me, etc etc

i don't know what i still should say til you understand what he needs to do
he obviously needs to not talk shit... but since it's in his fucking subhuman nature to talk shit, i could say whatever the fuck i want, so just go fuck yourself, and simply dont reply to me!!!!!!
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>>240832104
>i already told you the problems a hundred times

THATS THE PROBLEM, NOW POST THE SOLUTIONS

and take your meds.
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>>240832312
i don't care, about you subhuman retards
there is no solution for spics, you dumbfuck
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>>240832312
the solution to talking shit is obviously stop talking shit...
if a person is lying and talks shit about you, the thing he needs to do better, is obviously not talking shit...

like i said, people like you are just immune to logic
it makes no sense to argue here, so just fuck off
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>>240832465
you were fine yesterday and now look at you? a ranting incoherent mess, like an alcoholic.

sort yourself out
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capcom better finish sor4 this year, damn I'm curious to see how it plays.
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>>240834213
wat? sor is nothing at all to do with capcom you fucking idiot.

it will be shit.
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bump
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>>240834601
Oops, I meant sega.

>it will be shit
Hopefully not, the others were great.
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>>240835095
>what are you gonna do
>harpoon me?
I heard the japanese "YOOOOO" sound effect at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
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tfw drink too much vodka
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>>240837404
>sega
wat? sor4 is by dotemu shit
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>>240837404
Yeah over 20 years ago. There's no active devs left that can make good beat em ups, no reason to think it'll be anything but shit. Also
>juggling
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>>240837404
>the others were great.
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>>240839056
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>>240839056
>>240838782
>sor not be good series
every complaint against sor2 / 3 is a goofy nitpick
your opinion is invalid
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>>240839907
whatever you say champ. sor2 is junk, get good at capcom bmups and try going back to that shitfest.
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bampity bumpina bampu
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>>240846150
>steam friends
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>>240848179
all final fantasy games are shit even by jrpg standards
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streets of rage > crapcom
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>>240851003
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how about a little Gaiares competition
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>>240848569
>[REDACTED]
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>>240853424
monthly /shmupg/ competitions would be pretty cool, gives people motivation to play and try out new games.
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>>240854380
exactly
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>>240854380
>new games
>Gaiares
monthly sick grab dadshit tier game competition desu
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>>240856321
post score
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>>240856321
that's exactly what i meant with 'new games', you're very clever dude
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if a shmup has no anime girls then can it truly be called a shmup?
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>Bought this after seeing it on Dunkeys top games of 2018. Haven't played it too much as of this review, but so far its been incredible. Best shmup I have played in years.
>I saw this on Dunkey's 2018 round up. I had no idea it existed. This maybe without a doubt the biggest hidden gem on steam.
>The person who recommended this game sold me by saying "this is the Undertale of shoot em ups". He couldn't have expressed it better. It's exactly that.
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>>240856738
nah, according to tardo it would be boring
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>>240859135
We may be witnessing the true death of shmup at the hand of Zero Tale
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why is the mega link in the OP full of world roms, someone needs to update that shit. it's also missing games like gun frontier
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>>240859702
i can do it
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redpill me on Shikigami no Shite
worth it if i want a fast 1cc grab?
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>>240859973
no, too hard
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since my controller is fully broken, mars matrix seems like a perfect game for me
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>>240859973
>fast
hard desu
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>Shmupmame links are dead
it's over, bros
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Friend who's shit at shmups playing Strikers 99
https://www.twitch.tv/synthricardo
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^
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>>240861978
>Friend
larping
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>>240865240
Check the video for the two voices nigga
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>>240861978
>Friend who's shit at shmups playing Strikers 99
you've prolly just invited him to show off what an elitist gamurr you are
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play blue revolver
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>>240861978
>>240869156
it's also funny that you point out that he's "shit at shmups" while not having any scores or clears yourself. but i guess life isn't easy when you're busy with le jarpig crusade

STATE

oh oh wait, i forgot your SA 1-all which took you like what, 4 weeks to get?
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>>240869156
Nah he visits me regularly and sometimes wants to give some shmup a chance. He just tells me to put the game for him. He also played Pocket Fighter previously and got to the fifth enemy in one coin.

>>240869692
He is extremely bad (not just a bit bad) at not just shmups but games period. He still likes to try, enjoying the moment, and never shits on hard games nor the players that like them though, and he's chill. He's fine with this, he knew I posted this, it's all fun. You know, banter? Alien concept.
>buuuhuhuhu no clears
lmao keep seething
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>>240869509
>poo revolver
CRINGE
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No IRL friends, Kraut?
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>>240873632
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>>240869509
double inaction never ever
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>>240873632
I am alone by choice. The society is ruled by a majority of retards and assholes. I prefer to devour myself instead of getting devoured by cunts like the people ITT
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>>240876469
Judging by the way you act and think I'm pretty sure you imagine all people being assholes over minuscule things.
You're like a traumatized dog that is always on the defensive just because you had some bad experiences in the past.
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>>240876810
Ok. I don't care what you retard think tho.
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btw I guess this answers why Psikyo games aren't that popular these days, my friend couldn't credit feed past stage 6 in Strikers 99 even after 30 minutes of trying or so.
But I'm sure the easier modes in the ports are way easier.
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>>240877735
>friend
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>>240877929
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Wots best for sub and primary weapon on hard/insane difficulty? I want to play with something different than those auto aim missile thingies but everything else seems to be very weak for stage 3 and onwards.

Also: spread shot or laser for main weapon?

>>240876810
True words
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>>240878729
>True words
Oh, it's the tranny cuck again. Butthurt I didn't return your faggy gay advances on steam or just stupid? Probably both
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>>240876469
>>240877425
Poor alienated and delusional cunt, don't germans teach Hegel at school?
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>>240878965
OK you're straight up being an ungrateful, disgusting piece of shit right now
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>>240879315
Awww, please don't cry. I merely give back what I receive you phony faggot.
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>>240878965
kraut seriously pack it in

>>240878729
i use as follows

spread for stages 1/2 with homing secondary and straight missiles, laser for 3,4,5,6 but im still torn on 5, the wide shot is much better for the stage and that green dildo boss is a lot easier with it but the last boss in the rush takes much longer so it's a mixed bag.

laser is better for every boss and better in 3 because its more precise etc. route in charge shots, you can make a lot of bosses easy with sensible use.

>>240879585
you don't receive anything from amb you feral vile cunt, fucking behave yourself.
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>>240879931
>you don't receive anything from amb
you retards really have zero self-awareness
either this or you are just straight up fake cunts
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>>240880145
https://youtu.be/-o9gf_soFBM
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>>240880145
Yes Kraut, everyone else is fake and an asshole
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>>240880683
you look more strawmanning, who could have guessed
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>>240880864
>you look more strawmanning
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>>240878965
>Oh, it's the tranny cuck again.
Moin!
Being so ausgelöst might just proof what he said desu, it wasn't meant insulting at all. You lack honest self awareness.

>Butthurt [...]
I wouldn't say butthurt, but I have to admit that I was a little disappointed since it was actually nice talking to you about R-Type and whatevs. You also seem quite nice when you're not in triggermode.

>>240879315
>>240879585
Not me btw.
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>>240880864
>tfw all the horseson are fake subhuman asshole and it make no sense talking to them so you choose to live alone and speak to them online anyway
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>>240881237
My sites
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>>240881213
>it wasn't meant insulting at all. You lack honest self awareness
You lack self-awareness if you think you can just say anything and excuse it afterwards by simply saying "wasn't meant insulting hurr", when it clearly was insulting, you fucking retard.

You are just another dumb cunt, like the majority here.
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>>240881681
why are you offended again?
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>Kraut thinks others find him sexually attractive and that he rejects their advances
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did gdq beat last years total?
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>>240879931
Good info, thanks. I can easily get to stage 4/5 on hard but then it's usually game over. Gonna experiment with the laser now.

Really liking this game so far, I didn't expect to see a different stage layout after beating normal. Astro Port guys put a lot of work into the game.
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>>240879315
why does kraut always have these little episodes whenever I'm checking in while trying to eat? fucking hell liable to start choking or spray food everywhere, there is literally nothing in the world funnier than classic kraut™
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>>240884961
This time he got angry because, due to some misunderstanding, he thought I said something bad about Ikaruga's plot (yes LMAO) even though I didn't. So he's been seething for a day or so now, shitting on everyone who dares reply to him that has an identity, such as Cee and Amb.
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>>240885195
I like how amb was literally trying to assure him that we're not all out to get him and he took that as a betrayal from amb lmfao.
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>>240884892
it was afaik their first and defo best game, it's almost all static aswell.
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>>240885494
Noone is out to get him, this situation is beyond ridiculous. You never see personal shit when Kraut is not around, he just interprets posts like personal attacks targeted at him.
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Cringe
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>>240885879
>he just interprets posts like personal attacks targeted at him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
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is kraut the most pathetic cunt in all of shmupdom
i say yes
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>>240886871
easily
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>>240886871
nah not even close desu, xyga and brap69 are good contenders
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>>240886871
As much of a mangina as he is, at least he plays the games, and well, while not being a sick grabber.
The guy doing the save state machine gun spam that's resentful of the shmups community is way worse.
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>>240890359
>and well
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soidrink cucksui stream
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>>240891676
>NMK shirt
>Plays Ketsui
What about DEDICATE
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Crimzon Clover is so good. I'm still dying and have to figure some things out still but I'm finally starting to clear stage 3 in practice mode on arcade original. That stage is fucking awesome.
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>be soidrink
>play shmups once a month
>be stunned because you can't crush the game with every credit
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>>240886871
Ever since gymbro destroyed him he's been an unstable, raging mess who takes everything personally.
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>>240895139
gymbro?
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>>240893839
Problem with crimson clover is the gay anime shit. Worse than gay elf rpg shit,.
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>>240895282
Guy who had the big gym argument a couple days ago.Kraut was infuriated at guys who lift to look good and be healthy and strong.
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>>240895290
Anime shit? Where?
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Some gems from the Crimzon Clover Steam reviews:

>I thought I would try a bunch of space shooters to see if anyone picked up the mantle where Tyrian left it. Nope. This just wasn't fun. I recall being unimpressed. Then again, I'm the kind of person with enough money and the kind of expectations to be okay with something being bad. Just 14 minutes on record? Lol, damn awful.

This one is by Icycalm, believe it or not:
>Like Ikaruga, but ugly.

>Like most bullet hells, this game is more chaos than skilled gameplay. If you are a HUGE fan of bullethell nonsense games maybe give it a try. If you're a gamer that usually plays other types of games, don't expect to enjoy this.

>0/1000

This is the worst bullethell game I've played. Screen is cropping in unecessarily tight. Too low penalty for getting hit. Brute force your way through all of it if you like... I got bored before that. Feels like a bad mobile port, haven't researched to see if that's true.

>Too much happening on the screen. Can't avoid. Controls suck. I will stick to Space Invaders, Galaga, and 1942. Go ahead and thumbs down to make my day.
*sips*

>It's ok I guess but hardly as polished or sophisticated as Sine Mora.
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>>240900172
I fucked up while pasting some of the reviews. Only this is from Icycalm, just to clarify:
>Like Ikaruga, but ugly.


Oh well, hopefully it's not too confusing; one more:

>What is this? I have seen game. This is not Game. While this didnt offend me to the point of negitivity I did have to ask myself several times what on earth I was actually doing/playing. it's an arcade shoot'em up with unlimited continues....which effectively removes the game element from the game. Why play a game where the only risk is dying and getting a game over if you cant actually die to get the game over? projectiles sometimes hit me and do damage sometimes they sail right over me even though this is a top down 2D game...I came away from this title wondering if I was any good at it even? that shouldnt happen in any game full stop let alone this one...I scored into the several billions...but continued pretty much every other minute...success?...havent a clue...I got this for free so I cant say I took a loss picking it up...if it's ever on Humble bundle or going for pence and you want a game that'll give you an easy 40% achievement rating (I got 40% in little over an hour) then go ahead and pick this up...otherwise...I have no idea...Im still trying to figure out if this is game or not...
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>>240895664
oops, I was thinking of touhou shit
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>>240900172
>Its easy cause you can credit feed
Wtf am I reading
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>>240901708
You'd be surprised how many people outright don't get arcade game design. Their low popularity these days can largely be attributed to them being misunderstood. Infinite credit feeding in ports + 1CC not being conveyed properly (i.e. in a very obvious manner) within the game was a mistake long term.
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daily reminder to lift every day, and in between loops
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Sup Boyos. I'm very nostalgic over seeing R-Type while scrolling through /vg/. I know R-Type I and II are on steam but it's 15 bucks which is a bit of a stretch when I could just MAME it, right?

Also, I know there's been a bunch of R-Type games since 1 and 2. Which ones should I check out? Are they good? Evolution of the first games, or the same shit?
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>>240900463
>can't tell if it's a game or not
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>>240904615
The Steam version has more features beyond the original games. You can have remade aesthetics and there are different modes.
The series kinda became worse because it shifted from being released in arcades to consoles, even if the console sequels are at least decent. Check out R-Type Leo though.
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>>240904959
Aw, there's no Force in Leo? Wack. Why would they get rid of it?
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>>240905574
It wasn't developed as an R-Type game initially IIRC. It's not that R-Type-y but it's still a fun game.
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>>240904615
R-Type (1) is the best in the series imo
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so did this guy get banned for getting freaked out by a trans?
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>>240907242
who?
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>>>/vr/5294149
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>>240907538
agdq guy
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>>240909740
>that look
got link of the story?
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Did you get the high score yet son?
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>>240910085
Battle Blackraid
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>>240909740
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Donpachi or Dodonpachi?
st4 donpachi kicked my ass btw
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>>240913231
That stage kicks everyone's ass the first time.
I prefer DP personally but both are fine.
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>>240861773
F
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inbachi on HEY stream...
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>>240914245
almost got her, kind of. that last pattern is bonkers.
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>>240914245
shinu ga yoi
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>cave puts an unbeatable boss in their final game
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Why does Cave shoehorn these stupid loli pics in their games? Really makes them amateur, corny and less professional.

I'm flying a spaceship shooting tanks and robots in an interstellar war, stop forcing lolis in war scenarios, makes no sense. Fucken retarded japanese idiots
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>>240915124
Tapping into them anime otaku bucks. As time went by these games became less and less popular and thus their makers became more desperate to grab people's attention in the arcades.
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>>240915317
That seems so lazy. They could just make cool pilots/avatars like in dragon blaze or sorcer striker and characters that appeal to anime fans in general, why sink to the lowest common denominator?
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>>240915124
That's not a loli you tard. Besides you've got mass produced human-like androids, why not make em fuckable eyecandy?
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>>240915568
The more old school stuff wasn't cutting it anymore, and it's obvious why, in desperate times, they pandered aesthetically to the lowest common denominator: more potential consumers. In the 00's that stuff became quite huge, too.
Until they gave up trying to make arcade games and went full retard making mobile progressfests with even more of that type of anime pandering.
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>check email
>got a $10 off $30 coupon on ebay
looks like it's time for a sick grab boys
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>>240915124
It's part of the story
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>>240915124
Back to western garbage if cute girls trigger you so much.
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>>240917597
Try this game. Might be more your taste
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>>240916105
Let's not kid ourselves the stories are always made to justify the anime girl stuff, not the other way around.
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>>240917438
>lolis flying mechas in a war is "cool" and not fucken corny moe shit
get out this trope is garbage
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>>240917803
I wasn't that guy but your comment was just weird, there are many Jap games without cute girls.
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>>240917848
I don't care about stories in shmups, but I do care about presentation and atmosphere. Lewd Lolis ruin my immersion and irritate me, and I can't play this crap in public because of them.
Progear does it right, your co-pilot is a little girl but she looks normal and is fully covered and not otaku crap hentai shit
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>>240918065
this reminds me I should be playing progear more.
Just need to learn stage 4 boss and all stage 5 and I'm good to 1cc it.
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>>240918065
You see Cave getting more intense about this over time. First Progear, then DOJ. Then Mushihimesama has the anime style voice clips. Shit kept escalating. And then they went full waifufag pandering with Deathsmiles (before the shift to mobile)
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>>240917945
>your comment was just weird
No, you are just a retard. Kawaii stuff is normal in japanese culture. Play american games if you want capeshit heroes
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>>240918065
sexy parodius dont have lewd lolis, would you play it in public?
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>>240918345
It's sad because they make good games. No need to inject weeb hentai shit in them.
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>>240918476
I see
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>>240918476
Yeah but not every single Jap game is kawaii, in fact many aren't so what even is your point. People can enjoy those Jap games without enjoying kawaii. Get a brain Mr. Strawman
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>>240918684
My point is that if you play japanese games, you fuckign retard, you will sooner or later see cute girls in them. So if this triggers you fucking faggot so much, you are better off just sticking to CoD or whatever.

It's like reading manga and complaining about that so many manga have cute girls with big eyes in them. Just stick to fucking spiderman if this triggers you.
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>>240918997
>My point is that if you play japanese games, you fuckign retard, you will sooner or later see cute girls in them.
Obviously, but that doesn't mean we'll always welcome seeing them and enjoy their presence. Sometimes it's retarded to see lolis do the work of men. Simple.
Can you comprehend this or are your meds wearing off?
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>>240919128
>Can you comprehend this or are your meds wearing off?
Knowing Kraut, probably the latter.
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>>240918345
>>240918551
Those games wouldn't exist then, and you wouldn't know if the games are good or not. You're not a fortune teller, it's pretty lucky they chose waifu marketing and survived the crisis.
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>>240919128
>that doesn't mean we'll always welcome seeing them
Yes, that's why I say you should stick to american games, because japanese games obviously trigger you. What is so hard to understand about this?

Many games simply don't take themselves seriously. Not every game has to be about realism.
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desu it does get tiring to see all the whining about anime and pedo shit in nip games, especially since half the time it's coming from non-players who are too busy looking at pretty sprites and muh aesthetics to play the GAME and would drop them in a few hrs anyway
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>>240919720
>if you don't love every aspect of every japanese game then don't play ANY of them
Thanks for the irrational and pointless tip.
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>>240920138
That's also true
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>>240920164
>Kraut
>irrational
SHOCKING NEWS
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If only DOJ didn't have 2 second flashes of little girls I'd be a superplayer already...
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>>240920138
The only real issue regarding shmups having this type of anime girls is that it affects the type of people in the shmups community. Anime otakus tend to be awkward. I wouldn't want to go to an IRL shmup meeting only for it to stink like a Smash tournament. But this doesn't affect your personal enjoyment with the games.

>>240920380
lmao
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>>240920164
>if you don't love every aspect of every japanese game then don't play ANY of them
Kawaii stuff is so prevalent in japanese culture, that you just look retarded to complain about it while playing japanese games.

It's on the same level of stupid as complaining about anime reaction pics while being on 4chan. Just go to fucking red dit if this triggers you you fucking retard.
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>>240920380
DOJ is pretty subtle, makes you wonder why even add that crap? It doesn't really pander to perverted, out of shape, neet, incel faggots cause it's too fast too see and enjoy, it's just there to be weird and corny I guess.
Probably more of an inside joke for the developers than clever marketing or anything relevant to sell the game.
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Flying Shark now THAT is kawaii
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>>240920593
>Just go to fucking red dit if this triggers you you fucking retard.
>SEETHING this hard over a little nitpick
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>>240920593
Guys that post anime girl reaction pics are faggots though.
In fact, in the past few months the only people that have done that here have been you (overly senstive fagottini mangina for sure) and the occassional triggered jarpig tourists (gay elves)
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>>240920672
To put it on the cover and draw in otaku manchildren, it's no mystery. Give it a rest fag
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>>240920808
Welcome to Kraut, he'll rant for hour over minute things that triggered him
And apparently saying something mean about kawaii lolis is VERBOTEN and RESPEKTLOS
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>>240920887
The cover is subtle too, not lewd. And the gameplay is totally free of loli otaku shit. So I guess otakus get pranked by DOJ cause all they get is half second flashes of girls in between stages.
Otakus prefer playing as lolis and seeing their characters in the gameplay.
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>>240921175
That's literally a lolita idolizing a giant phallic symbol
S U B T L E
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>>240921308
>getting MAD that the cover isn't actually lewd
lol
>phallic symbolism
She's a robot, robots don't reproduce or care for the phallus. Your mind is in the gutter.
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>>240921175
They don't care about that, it's about having a mascot, something to associate the ships with. Some cute em up developers mentioned this shift in player expectations on shmuplations, hell if I know which interview though. Maybe Twinkle Star Sprites
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>>240921475
I'm sorry to let you know, but...
>She has been intentionally programmed to protect “humanity”. However, when she was activated a glitch occurred in her system that converted the “humanity” she was to protect, to the pilot of her ship. As such, her internal temperatures seem to rise when she thinks of him.
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>>240921820
That's also subtle and not explicit lewdness.
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nothing but jarpig streams
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>>240921820
>her programming glitched and now she protects the pilot
Ok.
The ship crashed, the pilot is dead and there's blood dripping down the ship. So she's dealing with the loss and failing her mission.
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>>240922161
Yet vretards will try to convince you that those games aren't popular anymore lmao
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>>240921820
That's a different doll.
The one on the cover is:

>An Element Doll that enhances the fighter’s Shot. She is programmed to be faithful and pure, and has little concept of emotion, often bearing a rather cold expression. She starts with, and can carry, the largest amount of bombs in the game.

She's robotic and cold.
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>>240922228
Nice theory but that text is about another doll; it was just to show that in that game these robots can have those feelings
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>>240922432
The one on the cover is emotionless.
>temp rise indicates feelings
temp rise is temp rise
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>super aleste is $50
>space megaforce is $150
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>>240922720
Get a load of this thick cunt lmao
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>>240922790
The game is subpar anyway which makes this even more hilarious
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>I wish this game wasn't mentioned, now I MUST get this sick grab
>>>>/vr/5296210
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> manual only, there is no game included in this auction.
whaaaaat
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>>240922790
Go for MUSHA instead, it's better.

>>240924056
You don't have physical games?
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>>240924537
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>>240924537
skyrim was my last pick up
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>d-don't work out, it's gay and girls don't like it
this is what betas actually believe
also bump
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>finally make some progress in DOJ
>get excited
>feel like I'm accomplishing something
>realize I'm not, it's just a game, a leisure waste of time
oops,
gotta check yourself before you dupe yourself, video game gains are bad for your health
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>>240928348
Back to getting level ups in gay elf sims Mad Max
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>>240928475
I'm not that person.
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>>240920593
>Kawaii stuff is so prevalent in japanese culture

no it isn't, only akihabara and among dorks.
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>>240929565
hot fire^
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>>240929639
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVsE19MkNGY
dabbin on them krautinas
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>>240929565
the underlying "behavior" of it is prevelent through the entire culture, it's not as limited as you might think. pretty much just the representation as horny anime is limited.
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>>240930631
are you saying japan is pedo nation.
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>>240930817
the west is just kike nation, where women rule with an iron croch
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>>240932867
so what's japan? no marriage, no ones having children, nothing but working 80 hrs a week for a chicken coup flat and some sad sick grabs and expressing yourself is bad...
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>>240933381
Japanese men have lost their way. We must appropriate their women and guide our hapa offspring towards the light. The only way out is cultivating bodybuilding, poetry, family, and excelling at shmups.
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>>240933648
holy based
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>>240933381
>no ones having children
japan is already populated enough
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>>240934168
agree but if they dont keep up the labour numbers for the kike system they are going to be importing filth.
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>>240934168
OY VEY
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Low IQ niggers breeding like rabbits
>Feed them! Foreign aid!

High IQ Japanese not having children
>They're populated enough
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>>240926424
>404
that's was a low tier bait
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so how do you practice this? How do you know when to go left or right, up or down without actually reacting to the bullets and dodging reflexively?
People say to memorize the patterns but at this speed what am I supposed to memorize , seems a bit too fast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f0PYQ-9POE
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>>240937068
It is actually hard to described. It's beyond your physical eyes perception, you have to experienced beyond focused mode, people called it auto-pilot, zombie mode, zen/trance state mode.
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>>240937068
memory speaks nothing of execution, knowing and doing are 2 different things

thicko
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>>240937713
>have to be enlightened to beat doj
wtf????
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>>240937779
execution comes after you've memorized it. I'm asking how to even memorize it? how to learn it? how memorize something I can't visually understand & react to?
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>>240937860
You can react to it, but it is still an unbalanced bullshit pattern you can't get consistent at.
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>>240937860
no it doesn't, at that level execution correlates with your maximum capacity allowed via your genetics ie reflexes/sight marriaging with said memory.


>how memorize something I can't visually understand & react to?
yes fucking exactly, you don#'t have what it takes, you may be able to get what it takes through practice but you may not.
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>>240937860
>>240937986
does running the game in slow motion help?
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>>240938051
sure, playing slow mo often helps a lot to build routes and to understand patterns more
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>>240938051
fucking hell i've already explained it to your dumb ass, run it slowmo, run a fucking algorithm yes you will discover HOW it ios dodged but it won't you able to do it.

stupid fuck
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>>240937068
>implying anyone here knows
Even good DOJ players struggle and treat it as a resource sink because they can't dodge anything consistently
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>>240938351
>stupid fuck
>fucking hell
>fucking fuck dumb ass
seething
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>>240938475
of course highlighting and ignoring the inconvenient facts. Go on then knock yourself out, let me know when you no miss it.
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>>240938362
of course we know? we know because as you just pointed out not even the best can do it consistently

is it dickheads corner this morning?
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>>240937860
>how memorize something I can't visually understand & react to?
One way to do that is to watch the video in slow-mo (either on YouTube or download it on your computer). I did that once for studying the TLB in Danmaku Unlimited 2 and it helped a lot.
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>>240937801
As someone who will probably never 2-all doj I found this comment hilarious.
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doj is a bad game
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>>240944624
t. zeroranger dev
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>>240944624
No.
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Anyone play on an ips panel? I'm wondering if I would regret getting because of input lag.
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>>240945478
nope and no idea, just try it and tell us? it'll take all of 5 mins to test.
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>>240945478
Get a 144Hz IPS panel and put it in TATE. With IPS viewing angles you'll have a notably nicer tate experience.
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>>240946267
I'll let you know my experience if I get one. I'm just your average player though.

>>240946528
I'm definitely getting one that can tate.
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>>240946627
>I'm just your average player though.
you should still notice lag though
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>>240946745
I hope I would be able to. I just meant my opinion might not be worth much.
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https://www.twitch.tv/mikemateilive
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>>240947371
lmao no thanks, he'sone of the most undeserving shit players ive ever seen, guy literally as no talent.
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>>240946843
Also I didn't mean for that to sound sarcastic if it did. I'm not sure if I could notice the difference or not.
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>>240945478
it doesn't matter, you sucks
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>>240947371
>all these long ass loadings
lmao at real hardware and lmao at colelctors
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>>240947371

Damn my ears.
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oh Mike
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more like mike magay
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>>240947371
>https://www.twitch.tv/mikemateilive
>all im trying to do here is beat level 2

i legit hate this cunt and a society that gives so much to ppl who have absolutely no skill.
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mike matei's a talentless idiot with terrible ideas of comedy
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more talented than you proven by the fact he entertains and receives money from countless fans and admirers while you.......... get nothing
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>>240949360
b-but MUH SCORE! MUH DOJ 2ALL
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>>240949547
nice 300 views on youtube you got there, kid. those countless hours of effort were really worth it huh?
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nice, got a clothes mothes infestation
time to burn this place down
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>>240937068
you just flail and hope it doesn't hit you, load it 300 times in mame and you'll get it right once so you can post it on youtube to show off your "skill"
no one can actually react to that shit 100%, it's just that black label has more lenient hitboxes than WL so you can randomly run through the whole attack without even looking at the bullets

the actual strategy revolves around hyper management, if your hyper charges are just right you can beat the final pattern with minimal dodging and only 1 death
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>>240948945
get a load of this shizo
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so bored
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>>240952115
that's what i meant by saying cave tlbs often suck
guwange endboss is really hard too, but really good players actually can beat it without losing a life quite consistently
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Just started playing Alltynex, pretty good so far.
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reminder
china agrees ddp doj is the best game of all time, ikaruga is the worst, and NOBODY cares about goowank
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count yourself lucky kraut, i still don't know how i didnt pip you with this as its a 1 death run.
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>>240960642

forgot pic
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>>240960803
tfw gave up on boss rush stage
fuck dis
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>>240962424
funny thing is i died to an easy faggot boss and no missed the green guy
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>sdoj prices on ebay
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>bnm 15mil in greg
what a madman
didn't know about that
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on ps4, it's not that hard
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>>240960803
wow that was really close
i think i died 2 times on the boss rush, but i had pretty good stages otherwise
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>>240965223
he is just a good copy monkey
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How many of you have cleared at least a loop of Flying Shark?
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>>240967503
Yeah his impression of Borat is rather nice
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>>240967598
top pilots play twin cobra bro
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>this triggers the copy monkey
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>>240968287
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>>240960350
>and NOBODY cares about goowank
yea, except SWY counterstopped it, because he is actually a good player and not just another copy monkey like all the westerners
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>>240968434
lmao, retardo is rather the stage 1 boss faggot
if anyone here is catspider to me, then it's cee
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>>240968445
>muh SWY
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>>240968586
In terms of making you SEETHE Retardo surely is number one by far
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>>240968738
whatever, believe whatever you want you dumb faggot
i am just tired of this place
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>>240968952
Back to /ic/
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Yo someone stole my wheel

>>240960803
Almost there, very nice.
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>>240965223
it was because eaglet gave him this jip about it'd take a year or years to get to such n such a level so bnm proved him wrong and did it in less than 40 days i think

>>240966934
yeah i had perfect stages,died once in boss rush and thats it, got all stars otherwise so no idea how i ended up lower, i'll watch my replay tomorrow alongside yours.

>>240970670
never gone that route before kek
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>>240968445
>swy counterstopped it
>never played it again
>because it's shit
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>>240972473
daaaayum
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>>240968445
well he was paid aswell for the video superplay

>>240972473
stop baiting lad, put your dick away
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>>240972661
>put your dick away
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>>240972413
>i'll watch my replay tomorrow alongside yours
time to copy monkey me, huh? you can do it!
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>>240973160
no im curious why my better than you 1 death run scored less, i fear its some unbalanced fuck up in the games scoring where your second death meant earning more with the extra killing of the same shit again ie from the zakos pre boss rush

my runs a 1 death lad, you don't even get to prep the bull
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>>240973524
you also can get a good amount of extra points from collecting shield items while still having shield active
plus i also optimized my stages quite well and killed as much as i could
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>>240974243
aye so did i but i didnt' milk the last boss first form orbs, did you? they seem pretty valuable
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>>240974458
i didn't milk it really, no
however an extra life only gives like 200k points at the end, so it's not that valuable, and i lost them both at the same stage, so i didn't lose that many points with that 1 extra death compared to your run
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>>240975130
well the deejayincompetent replay i linked you years ago gets 7 mill but he uses the wideshot throughout so you kill a lot more , stage 5 is much easier and the green boss is much easier but the last boss in the rush takes much longer so its a mix
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>>240976138
yea, the wideshot is hard for bosses
i only used it in the early stages for some extra puntos
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^
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Holy fuck I can't believe I was able to get this run done! I nearly fucked up big time at the final boss.
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>>240981968
good job
the endboss is hard in this game
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if you had to dedicate your life to a shmup, which would it be?

i would go for guwange counterstops with all 3 characters
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>>240983469
Nostradamus
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>>240983668
why?
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>>240983720
Even less competition than NMK
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>>240983920
kek
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>>240982829
The second form of the final boss nearly fucked me up. And that final bit drove me a bit nuts.
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>>240983469
i'm gonna dedicate my life to an infinite looping game. hopefully i get so good i will die during the run
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>hear about some fag on /vr/ say a poster from here got a WR in a shmuck
>find out it was only because he played the PS4 port of the game nobody gives a fuck about

My sides. Your general has nothing but no name shitters and you get mad when /vr/ doesn't suck your tiny dicks. Imagine your greatest life achievement being 'the best' at a port of a 15 years old game nobody plays. And this is apparently the best player from here.
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>>240981968
Nice job.
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>>240987249
not everyone here is retardo
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>>240987342
Thanks.
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Alright /shmupg/, youtube is killing annotations tomorrow so I need your best annotated shmup replays. I'm grabbing everything I can before disaster hits
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>grab a bag of skittles
>pick it up upside down
>skittles everywhere
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reminder mame scores do not exist

REAL hardware only
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>>241006764
>pc is not a hardware
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state of the brap32
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>>241008010
>trap coming to tokyo end of january
>japan arcade expo jan 25-27

fire lancer exa all but confirmed. he's going all out, lads.
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>>241008637
nobody except those 12 dickriders in the western community give a shit about dire cancer anyway
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>>241009308
>kraut seething because he tried to make a game with curvy lasers and failed whilst based trap is revolutionizing shmup gaming
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>>240963895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQa9NUavQIc
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>>241009982
>2000 hours in Game Maker
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>>241009982
>he tried to make a game with curvy lasers and failed
I never tried to make a game, I just dabbled around in game dev
Making a decent game is way too much work. I would rather spend that time drawing. Way more fun.
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>>241006764
>watch aquas' speedruns: "so...this game works like this...and uhhh...*sigh* ya that was good rng." no emotion, no joy, just info-dump & blank stare full of repressed suffering.

>watch pasky 1cc: HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO HYPE, CHECK OUT THESE SICK COMBOS. LMFAO WOW! OH MAN THIS IS CRAZY. TIME TO BASH THESE SKULLS IN!!! DAMN THIS SOUNDTRACK IS AMAZING. SHENNNNN JIANNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *proceeds to give really informative info, commentary and tips all while sounding enthusiastic*

Amazing what genuinely liking the games you play makes.
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>>241010138
>communist defence force reporting in
save comrade brap15!
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>>241009982
>tfw you're such a hipster soi you make sick grabs for wonderswan after denying being gay when you nutted in a dudes shithole
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>>241008010
>fag and communist
absolute shocking lad, can he even play shmups?
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desu brap lancer is very cheap, not even close to kaikan
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>>241010326
that's what streaming 8 hours everyday does to you
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>>241010326
thats because pasky is married and has a life and just loves vidya as his hobby and he goes gym to where as aquas is trying to make speedrunning his job and yeah it gets miserable fast, it was the same reason i turned down show work, every rider i knew who did it said it just destroyed everything you loved about your hobby as you're always just trying to please some dumbfuck audience who know nothing about what you're doing anyway

>>241010442
he's a trendy commie who knows precisely fuck all about it and all whilst he enjoys the fruits of capitalism earning a 100k a year for his specific skillset something he wouldn't get in soviet society.
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>>241010326
sad though that pasky won't do 1cc marathon again because this miserable little feral commie cunt unleashed the tranny militia at him for refusing to call a tranny loon she. Of course the shit they did instead was a joke and all the players were complete shit in comparison
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>>241010848
>pasky is married and has a life
muh social status symbols
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>>241011090
>triggered by the facts

says more about you than him
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>>241011187
i just find it pathetic when people always act like you are better just because you can put your dick in a vagina

every nigger can go out and fuck some bitches, but some prefer not to
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>>241011282
what does that have to do with marriage?
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go back to bed chav
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>>241011535
im in bed, some plum woke me up
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>>241011447
it's the same shit
every retard can marry
especially easy for those who fit into the dumbfuck masses in this society
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>>241010326
#1 is boring and #2 is cringe fake forced le hoype man

pass on BOTH
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>>241011614
oh you're anti marriage to? just like soviet russia.

>>241011710
nah pasky is genuine tbqh even if he did play AvP with shaeffer like typical westie fag, fucking 45 minute clears
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>>241011710
dentadad now THAT was a streamer
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>>241011927
>oh you're anti marriage to? just like soviet russia.
the fuck are you retard talking about? i just find people like you retarded who always act like you must be married, or else you failed or whatever

you are just superficial as fuck and simply brainwashed
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>>241011282
>families are status symbols
Having a family is good for your soul, which is why Pasky seems to actually enjoy gaming, unlike shut-in no lifers who are full of pent up rage and depression.

>>241011090
>i just find it pathetic when people always act like you are better just because you can put your dick in a vagina
raising a family and being married is not the same as screwing around/dating/fucking sluts.

>every nigger can go out and fuck some bitches, but some prefer not to
and 70-80% of niggers leave their women and kids to fend for themselves.
Being a good family man is something valuable in this world.
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>>241012089
where did i say anything at all like that? your paranoia is ridiculous. As far as kids go nothing beats nor provides more freedom than the nuclear family in which case marriage is desirable and if you think not just go look at that massive % of prison inmates from single mothers.
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>>241012142
>Having a family is good for your soul
I disagree. I made the experience that people always fuck you up, even family. Society is just FULL of retards and assholes like yourself. I prefer to stay alone.

The reason why people are depressed is not because they are not married, it is because the society is full of retards. If Aquas actually had a decent channel, and people actually would watch him instead of Fortnite or whatever, I am sure he also would be more happy.
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>i just find people like you retarded who always act like you must be married, or else you failed or whatever
>you are just superficial as fuck and simply brainwashed
Society is brainwashing women to not marry and pursue careers cause they "dont need no man", and it's brainwashing men to just fuck thots and/or play vidya all day.

Unless you live in Saudia Arabia or rural Russia your society isn't pushing the sanctity of marriage, the preciousness of virginity & abstinence anymore, it's pushing the exact opposite and you drank the blue-pilled koolaid.
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>>241012424
you sound exactly like the perfect soviet citizen like really you do.
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>>241012424
>I made the experience that people always fuck you up, even family.

had a pedo grandad or?
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>>241012357
>just go look at that massive % of prison inmates from single mothers
Even if that would be true, it says nothing about single mother households. Just because someone is poor and doesn't have much money, like yourself, he also doesn't turn criminal, despite prisons being full of people from poor communities.

Again, you just simply act as you are a better person simply for having a girlfriend. You are as stupid and pathetic as retardo who always brags with his low IQ spic friends.
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>>241012496
>it's brainwashing men to just fuck thots and/or play vidya all day
No, it's brainwashing men to feel like shit without a girlfriend, friends, family, etc.
Just like they all brainwash you to feel like shit for not being a wageslave.
If you don't live that normie life, you will get brainwashed to feel like shit from everywhere.

And this is exactly what you are doing.
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>>241012859
>Even if that would be true
That is true. The biggest indicator of criminality is being raised by a single mother.

"The researcher for this study firmly believes that the solution to decreasing the rate of crime begins with addressing the issues surrounding the single parent household"

https://digitalcommons.olivet.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1078&context=edd_diss
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>>241012859
yes because i come from a stable loving home and was taught morality and boundries. it's a statistical fact that single mothers are cancer


>Again, you just simply act as you are a better person simply for having a girlfriend.
again i haven't said anything at all like this, your paranoia is showing again, you're a professional victim also like a leftist.

>>241013210
you are a commie soviet

>>241012943
molested and dicked i reckon. thats the real reason he loves japan cus their mothers give them blowjobs to.
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>>241013294
>The biggest indicator of criminality is being raised by a single mother.
The biggest indicator of criminality is being raised in a sick society. Just because you have 2 parents, doesn't mean your environment can't be full of corrupt retards like yourself.
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>>241013441
>denying factual proven reality in favor of subjective desire

yep you're a soviet commie.
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>>241013210
>, it's brainwashing men to feel like shit without a girlfriend, friends, family, etc.
It's normal to feel down without a gf, family, friends, etc. It's not fucking brainwashing, humans are social beings. We get dopamine rushes when cute girls laugh at our jokes or cuddle. Nevermind sex. Not everyone is born for the solitary hermit life, vast majority of guys would actually enjoy having a gf or wife, having some nice friends and a good family if they could.

>Just like they all brainwash you to feel like shit for not being a wageslave.
Being unable to support yourself sucks, society doesn't have to bully you for you to realize this.
Youre fighting phantasms of your mind.
And guys who feel like shit for never having kissed a girl do it to themselves, not because "society" is bullying them, same goes for guys who talk about "wageslavery". Those who don't work don't eat.
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i am not even responding anymore, keep seething

you subhumans here are not worth any attention
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>>241013441
>muh "SOCIETY"
lmfao, this retard just projects everything problem on this vague boogeyman called "society"
Ya the reason you're full of pent up rage is "society" not because you can't control your emotions, your ego and desires.
The reason Eliot Rodgers went on a rampage is cause "society" was so cruel to him, not because he was a weak minded, spoiled, egotistic autist.
Take responsibility for your failures and weaknesses, stop blaming everyone else.
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>>241013853
everyman is the architect of his own downfall
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>hurr single mothers are cancer!
>everyman is the architect of his own downfall
typical chav "logic"

like i already said, you are just a massive whoreson
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guys, guys
looking at this pace I'm afraid Kraut will escalate into sjw and defending tyranies
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>thinking i would want a gf or wife when she would take precious time away from my shmup career
yeah, naw
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>>241015553
if you are not jobless and still live with your parents at 35 you are a loser!
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>>241016106
but my mom will be lonely
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>>241015553
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>3dpd
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>>241014767
are you from a single mother kraut? do you know your father?
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>>240959486
fuck off Dingo
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>>241017821
do you have a job chav? do you still with your parents? do like hearing your parents fucking? does it turn you on?
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>>241017989
now that's a seething
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>>241017989
Take that as a yes then, bet your dads russian.
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>>241018198
And I bet you are a spoiled little faggot
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>>241018316
so i'm right? your dad vladmir knocked up your mum then hung around to poon your fresh buns before running off?


>spoiled little faggot
that's what he called you after the orgasm
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kek chav's parents must be about 70, they couldn't fuck even if they wanted to
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>>241018316
>hears about marriage and girls
>triggered
>hears about jobs and careers
>triggered
>hears about families and having friends
>triggered
>hears about bodybuilding and gyms
>triggered
>hears about being successful and rich
>triggered
>hears about being social and going out
>triggered
>hears about Cave shmups
>triggered
>hears about bmups
>triggered
>hears catspider
>triggered
>hears anyone ask a question about shmups
>triggered

Imagine the smell of his room.
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>>241018545
mate wat? you're like 15 years out.
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>>241018703
>35 year old chav
>55 year old parents
>his dad knocked his mum up at 20 and they hastily rushed into marriage
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>>241018905
wrong again! i was conceived a year after marriage.
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>>241018905
>>his dad knocked his mum up at 20 and they hastily rushed into marriage
Back in the day this was common. My dad was 27 and mom was 20, soon as she was pregnant they married and have been happily married for 30+ years now. [i'm not chav]
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>>241018670
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOP IT
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>>241019083
im pretty sure what you're replying to was actually aimed at kraut
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>>241019159
>aimed at kraut
yes it was.
I thought it would be obvious tho
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>>241019026
based boomer dad cruisin for young poon
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>>241019180
its because you replied directly to him but said "his room" implying someone else, you should of said "your room"
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>>241019249
ya i realized that after i posted, oh well
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>>241019159
my fault, just joined
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>rob went from making ikapooga and mars matrix memes to MAGA
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>>241019457
we can still ponder the scent of his room, semen and moldy cheese i imagine

>>241019508
you deserve it, the cee effect is like the trumpp effect

>>241019560
what? he's a lefty afaik
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>dodge intricate bullet-hell pattern perfectly
>fly leftwards out of it
>single stray bullet is a few pixels next to me, flying left
>I just need to change course, in any direction, before it hits me
>fingers just keep pressing left
>bullet hits me
wtf?am i retarded
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>>241020395
damn that looks hard, having a small hitbox means openings in bullet-spam are going to be super-tight and delicate to navigate.
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>>241020662
just luck
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>>241020662
33 on the last
makes guwank and ikapooga look like childs play
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>>241020662
just luck and hitbox magic
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https://twitter.com/rollinggunner/status/1085073671146790912
SWITCH WON
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>>240999818
copy monkeys on suicide watch
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>>241020395
where to cop full replay?
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>>241021072
Do these really believe westie Switch owners give a single fuck about shmups?
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https://youtu.be/o083ySYoekM

>all this propaganda and talk about MUH ONE BIG FAMILY

>comparisons to high school cliques proving my dork theory

>no mention that all dissidents of opinons are outright banned

wew
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There's a very interesting flaw in Kraut's logic. According to him, people get depressed because society is full of retards. Now, I can only assume that this means that people that aren't retards aren't satisfied living in a society dominated by retards. Kraut seems to justify his own unhappines by identifying as one of these non-retards.
However, isn't depression very widespread these days? This means one of two things, either:
A. Society has many non-retards, thus Kraut could socialize with them
or
B. Retards get depressed by living in a society full of retards like themselves
A would completely contradict his worldview, so let's just assume B is the case, even though it doesn't make much sense either and partially contradicts some of his past statements.
Any way you see it, this world view is irrational, not based on facts but stemming from some anecdotal bad past experiences.
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>>241023110
spic, i am not even going to argue with you

you are not worth my attention, go and suck chav dick
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>>241023354
Then why did you even reply lmfao
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>>241023110
It's a perfect case of wanting the tribe to mould around you and blaming it when it doesn't. There's not much i like about modernity and the current trajectory of society either but fuck do i let it define me or take the fall for my personal failures whatever they might be. You have to just craft life to work for you which is funny because kraut sits at home playing games, drawing etc allday and has us believe its what is ideal for him yet still feels miserable and bitter, this is fundementally the crisis the west mixing with leftist ideas has ie that they believe they can beat nature outright and define reality to suit themselves only to find out they can't.
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>>241023736
Would be wiser to keep an open mind and get to know people instead of defaulting to the idea that everyone is a whoreson subhuman (which clearly clouds his judgement, he interprets everything badly), particularly on the Internet it's not like you can get hurt for trying. He acts like everyone in the world except him is a retard. Fear of rejection IMO
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>>241021072
thanks for beta testing, pccucks
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>>241023736
>people with singer mothers become all criminals!
>fuck do i let it define me or take the fall for my personal failures
you are just a massive hypocrite and whoreson chav

depression has many reasons
the reasons are society, negative experiences, own mistakes, etc etc

you are just a fucking faggot, just liek the fucking spic, and simply love to look down on people
that's why you make zero sense whenever you open your dirty fucking lying mouth
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>>241024317
>2 quotes with no correlation nor accurate representation

>brings up depression? no one else did.

>more paranoid rambling about hurr erryone luk down on meh

it's a known proven absolute fact that single motherhood fails by percentage much much more at raising people well, it actually explains a lot about you,you think only with emotion because you were raised by only a woman and that's the only example of behavior you had.
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>>241024317
>simply love to look down on people
Says the guy calling others retarded whoreson subhumans, faggots, fakes for fame, big etc.
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>>241024542
>blames the mental state of people on their single mothers
>hurr everyman is the architect of his own downfall
like i already said, you are just a fucking whoreson and make zero sense because of this

haters marry hater bitches and have hater children
that's how the chav was born
i don't give a flying fuck if you have 2 parents, to me it's obvious that you are still a fucking bitch anyway
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>>241024658
this.

>you are all subhuman fake faggots beneath me

>dont look down on ppl!

i can't even call it kraut logic, there's no logic at all
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>>241024658
that's simply what you "people" here are, not my fault
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>>241024813
>>blames the mental state of people on their single mothers
where? like i said its a proven statistical fact that single mother households raise more criminals and ppl who struggle in life than stable family, that doesn't mean ALL ppl raised by single mums but going by your emotional response it clearly is something you feel applies.

do you know your dad?
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>>241024883
Amb isn't sexually attracted to men, just as an example of your delusions
inb4 you're a homo if I say so
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>>241024819
>you are all subhuman fake faggots beneath me
if you honestly think this general here is a nice environment and not actually a complete cesspool, then you need a reality check

this general is a fucking subhuman cesspool, full of assholes and retards, and that's what i am calling you
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>>241024934
>where?
you are just like a fucking jew
it makes no sense to argue with bitches like you, because you are fake to the bones and twist everything however you want it
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>>241025068
>it makes no sense to argue with bitches like you
>can't stop arguing
At least you yourself admit you make no sense
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>>241025068
You hate facts, you know who else hates facts? bitches.


you a bitch.

are you even white?
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>>241025276
>that pic
lmao
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>>241025276
>oh look i am so funny hahaha
in contrary to you, i don't enjoy this here
i would actually happily get along with the people here more

but you obviously enjoy it to shit on me, because you are fucking bitch, and any person with common sense can see this
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>>241025964
>i would actually happily get along with the people here more

but you can't because of your crippling paranoia and victimhood because you think like a bitter woman, we've tried a million times to get along with you but you keep being offended and going off on one.

i dont want to shit on you, you're german, you probs want me to literally shit on you.

kekarooni
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>>241025964
>i would actually happily get along with the people here more
Then stop thinking we are out to get you, lying to you and all that shit you make up. I insist on this not being the case for a reason.
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>>241026156
>we've tried a million times to get along with you but you keep being offended
lmao, the vast majority of people posting here anything are just you, the spic, and some other retarded troll anyway

decent human beings stay away from such places like here
what you 3 or whatever bitches here think about me doesn't interest me at all
you are just fucking ban evaders who get banned everywhere and always balme it on everyone else
and now you project your own fucking behaviour on me, because you are just a fucking bitch
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>>240983668
too bad nostradamus has a counterstop, game is really cool otherwise
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Example of Kraut's paranoia
I check his Sengoku Ace stream and see that he doesn't know the speedkill strat for the demon final boss
I then proceed to tell him that you can do it. Only for him to assume I'm lying and trying to troll him
I go out of my way to record it with his ship (I didn't have states with it so I had to play the 12 minute loop), showing how it's done
He then proceeds to fuck it up live (weird because it's very straightforward, almost seemed on purpose) and blame me for losing the run
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>>241026457
most based poster ITT
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>>241026336
>decent human beings stay away from such places like here

so 1. you purposefully come here to interact with bad people then complain about it?

and 2. more vast silly generalizations


>what you 3 or whatever bitches here think about me doesn't interest me at all
ok? so why do you flip off?

>>241026336
>and now you project your own fucking behavior on me
you're the one with all the Freudian slips about shitting on others and calling everyone the very things you actually are, you're by far the most hostile nasty fuck here but of course LIKE A WOMAN you will keep looping to "hurrr i give what i get"

>>241026519
yep exactly how i met him to, he was hinting at needing some help in satazius so i linked him a 7 mill replay and he went full out of no where "U CANT TELL ME NUFFIN, ARROGANT WHRESON LOOKING DOWN ON ME"
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>>241026519
>more lies from the spic
who could have guessed

you told me i should just pointblank it
i did it and it fucked up my run
and since you are a bitch anyway, i gave you shit for it, simple as that

now fuck off and go back to sucking off the chav
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>>241026336
Then go away to places with decent human beings, Mister 140 IQ
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I wish we would all just talk about games instead of the same fucking bullshit of chav kraut and retardo spamming fag all day long.

what's everyone's actual opinions on mars matrix? the system seems cool, but it feels like it gets really aggressive just to counteract how good the deflect shield works, and the bullet patterns are pretty near impossible to just dodge.
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>>241026621
>Freudian slips about shitting on others
holy shit my fucking sides

>>241026660
>lies
You're telling me that didn't happen? Wow...
You didn't try it until I recorded it for you, and then when you fucked it up you gave me shit for it lmfao
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>>241026714
that's the problem
there are not really places liek this for me

i am not interested in modern games
on the farm are just retarded sick grab dads and elitists
on twitch are just sjw attention whores and americans i can't identify with

this just simply was the only place for me to go to have not completely shallow discussions, but whatever, just keep on ridiculing me, calling me shut-in or whatever, i don't care anymore

you are all just fake bitches here anyway
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>>241026863
no ones stopping you from talking about whatever you want.

mars matrix is great, it's all about clever shield use.
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>>241026863
Go play it, it's actually really good IMO
Giga Wing is beatable without the reflector, don't know about Mars Matrix but that doesn't matter, just use the mosquito appropiately.
It's my favorite bullet hell due to the fast movement and pace with player shots that don't fill the screen.
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>>241027023
pacing*
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>>241026907
who's ridiculing you? look where you are? do you think you're the only "shut in" snowflake? i thought you wanted to be shut in? so whats the problem then? you should be happy.
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>>241026883
>when you fucked it up
i didn't fuck up anything
you just did this pointblanking on an other rank than me, without telling em anythign about it
you said i should just pointblank, when in reality you also have to pay attention to the fucking rank

you fucked up my run with your retarded "advices", and you are a bitch anyway, so i told you to fuck off

now stop spreading bullshit again, and just leave me alone
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>>241027165
>who's ridiculing you?
.... this just makes no sense... i am arguing with zombies here...
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>>241027184
what? so you chose to take his advice and your 140 iq failed you and because you got it wrong it's his fault?

what?


take some responsibility for yourself ffs.

>>241027254
so again do you think you are the only shut in? and why is it bad if you like it?

fucking faggot.
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Anyone beat this? I got to the vampire boss, it's pretty cool.
I'm surprised he didn't know about this game prior
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>>241027658
i started it once but just couldnt be bothered, seems good though.
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lmao well who does this guy remind you of?
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>the switch is for soibo-
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>>241027184
You did fuck it up because you forgot to charge your attack, which is crucial for that ship to be able to speed kill the boss... I did that in my recording, you didn't.
Rank doesn't impact your ability to speed kill it, it'll just make it a bit more tight, less room for error. And even if it did, you weren't playing for score, right? So lowering your rank would be smart in that regard.
You make no sense.

>>241028097
Only a soboi would play Third Strike like that.
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>>241026863
I was btfo'ed by this game while my friend counterstopped it, the bullets looked overwhelmed back then. I should back to it some time.
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>>241028397
>You did fuck it up because you forgot to charge your attack
Prove it. I can recall that we had a discussion about rank afterwards, ie that you could only do it safely because you played on a lower rank due to having less bombs or whatever

I played on a higher rank which made this dangerous as fuck to do
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>>241028097
looks like emulator on an android
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is there any hard achievements to get in fight games single player? Like 1cc hardest difficulty is too easy. speedrun doesn't make any sense, what is there to do vs the comp? I wish I could play online vs ppl but my internet is shit
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>>241028397
>So lowering your rank would be smart in that regard.
>You make no sense.
You didn't tell me anything about rank management when you told me how to do this, you lying spic. You make no sense at all you lying snake.
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>>241028847
Can't prove it because your stream isn't up anymore, but you didn't charge.
I did tell you about rank giving enemies more health, but I've since made many rank tests in this game and they don't affect this strat, for instance.
It's not dangerous as long as you charge beforehand, and you have plenty of time to do so.
With Aine you can do it with or without charging no matter what.

>>241028938
Single player fighting game is just relaxed fun, only way to have a meaningful challenge with them is versus. You could attempt self imposed challenges, first that comes to mind is not losing a single round.
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>>241029061
>I did tell you about rank giving enemies more health
You are just a lying spic. Just shut your fucking mouth. I am tired of all your fucking lies.
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>>241029182
What? But rank does increase enemy health, it's a fact? Are you having a meltdown or something?
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>>241029045
>You didn't tell me anything about rank management when you told me how to do this, you lying spic.


you telling me you didn't know every psikyo had rank given your experience in strikers?

what a fucking pleb, own your own mistakes, typical north german, never wrong.
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>>241029254
Oh look more strawmanning from the spic. Your IQ is even lower than your score, which is really an achievement for such a shit player like you
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>>241029260
>you telling me you didn't know every psikyo had rank given your experience in strikers?
oh look even more strawmanning! of couse i know psikyo has rank, but i didn't what kind of fucking rank the spic used when he pointblaned the endboss

he did this on a lower rank than usual and didnt tell me anything about it
now he blames me telling me i fucked it up, when he simply gave me routes for lower ranks
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>>241023110
Kraut's reverse aging or something
>be well adjusted man in school
>become alienated and unlikeable while using high school-tier "everyone's a retard" cope at over 30 y/o
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>>241029462
>of couse i know psikyo has rank

>but i didn't what kind of fucking rank

lmfao, cope post.
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>>240981968
About 3m higher than mine (final boss/ final form, the best I can do on a good day), very nice.
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>>240981968
Are you the guy that just got into shmups a couple of weeks ago or something? Congrats on your first clear if that's the case
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>>241028938
Speedrun makes SOME sense if you look at average performance instead of a single best run to reduce the prominence of luck. Besides that why not just play beat em ups?
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>>241029787
>Besides that why not just play beat em ups?
ya that makes more sense
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>>241029375
What strawman and why the gratuitous personal attacks lmao Kraut please

>>241029520
The guy is coping hard indeed
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>>241021072
>dentadad in comments
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>>241021072
>soi pic
oh shut up, a hori shooter makes perfect sense on the switch
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>>241020662
yeah this is the power of no route dad flails
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https://streamable.com/iv13t
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>>241030914
you are such a lying deceiving whoreson

i never said it is impossible to do this, you fake subhuman

you want to act like a better player? go and show me a strikers 2-all or a 50 mill guwange run, or just stfu with fake deceiving spic bullshit
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>>241031498
But it's only not impossible, it's very easy. You can see in that recording how I didn't even charge and yet I still did it easily, it wasn't even close.
What's wrong with you?
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>>241031671
But it's not only*
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>>241031671
Actually it is pretty close on a higher rank. You are just a deceiving bitch and act like it isn't, when in reality it is a matter of seconds till the boss kills you if you don't kill it soon enough.

You are just a such a fake fucking subhuman. You are talking to a player who just got a 50+ mill run in guwnage, and you never had a fucking score in your life. Yet you act like you are that smartass and i am the retard here. Just fuck off and never ever talk about me again.
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>>241031671
yeah kraut you said it would be dangerous as fuck yet ricky showed you it isn't
admit you're wrong for once and drop the ad hom machine gun spam
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>>241031869
where did he show it isnt dangerous?
you can't even see when the boss attacks

it is pretty damn close on high rank, but you deceiving cunts act like it isnt because it looks easy when you kill it before the attack
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>>241031863
It's not, if it was close you'd see its bullets appear before killing the boss. And you can do it even better via charging.
You may be a better overall player but I know more about this game in particular and you're wrong on this, as I've even shown with a recording

>>241031971
It's not close at all, you can do this with complete consistency, there isn't a chance to fuck it up just hold fire and get close to it, he die every time no matter the rank. Only way you can fuck this up is with no autofire. I thought charge might matter in high rank but after this test, you don't even need it!
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>>241032073
>he die
it dies*
So apparenly you died to the boss because you hesitated in going all in with the pointblanking.
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>>241031869
>yeah kraut you said it would be dangerous as fuck yet ricky showed you it isn't
it is dangerous
i just fucking pointblanked the boss in my run, and he killed me anyway
what the fuck do you retards want from me??? how stupid do you think i am? do you think i am not able to pointblank something??? i just reahce d50 mill in guwange, and now you act like i am that fucking retard who cant even pointblank something... it just makes no sense to talk here, because you are just fuckign whoresons, thats why you always would rather be on the side of such a fucking retarded bitch as that fucking spic
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>posting shmup videos is attention whoring
Kraut pls
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retardo is totally attention whoring
otherwise he wouldnt shamelessly make a vid and use mic only to shit on me
he is just trying to use his deceiving fake bullshit to make me look bad, because i am actually a way better player
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>>241033272
this deserves a
SEETHING
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>>241033418
t. another shit player with no scores
no wonder you are on the side of the spic
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