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>News
• Frostyfest Splatfest is over, Team Friends wins 2-1!
• Along with the Frosty Fest, special gear items were distributed via the Squid Research Lab Report (Splatoon 2) News Channel. Subscribe now to pick them up if you haven't already.
• 4.3.1 Update is officially out, check the patch notes to see if your favorite weapon got buffed or deservedly nerfed.
• Off The Hook to hold first solo live concert at Niconico Tokaigi 2019

>Wiki
http://splatoonwiki.org/

>Patch notes
http://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/27028/~/how-to-update-splatoon-2

>Gear and weapon lists
http://leanny.github.io/splat2/

>Summary of MPU effects
https://pastebin.com/vnkEeDP6

>SplatNet gear list
https://www.ikaclo.com/2/gears/

>Loadout planner with weapons, gear, abilities, and stat calculations
http://loadout.ink/

>Weapon info
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1WnSDbSja9lar_VHZ89r_ix2mFk1KYsony2k71xtZDBc/edit#gid=0

>League and Rank X weapon usage data
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1k78z_Nz7xDXcSSK5lCtNMKwNE0tRea_vHf6cavl8KLI/edit#gid=25583645Splatling
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Hugs with muffin!
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If Team Samurai vs Knight Happens what will you pick?
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Please look at her
the chocolate caramel woomy
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>>240667384
I have both outfits, so I dunno.
I think the knight one looks cute on Veemos though so maybe that.
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>>240667384
knight because i'm not a weeb
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What is this Booyah Back thing everyone has in the lobby.
I don't get it.
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>>240667991
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>>240667991
BOOYAHS. ARE. EARNED.
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>>240668558
EARNED. BY. BOOYAH'ING.
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>>240668558
>Booyahs are earned.
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>>240668798
>shitty twitter meme
fuck off nigger
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>>240668558
BOOYAHS. ARE. GIVEN.
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>>240668558
Y I K E S
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>>240668646
>>240668798
>>240668894
>>240669053
WORK YOU FUCKING SLACKERS IF YOU WANT YOUR BOOYAH
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Well I'm fucked.
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i guess they'll stay married afterall
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>>240669173
This guy

He wont booyah back for your booyah bombs

He will lose your match

Do not trust him
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I am a cute veemo in a witch outfit!
My octobrush is my broom!
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>>240669201
death by unfreshness
>>240669413
booyahing at b-bomb reveals your location dumbo
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>>240669441
post the pic or GTFO
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>>240669582
But I am playing kirby! I would have to close it!
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Doing some SR add me if you want to
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>>240669890
Give me a moment, i'll join.
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>>240668558
Unironically this. Ignore anons that say otherwise. Generally only disgusting yebbies are the ones to booyah at the start of matches and they should rightfully be ignored. Those same players are also the ones most likely to be weakest on the team and prone to throwing/squid partying. Most of the time when I'm on a team where they start booyahing at the beginning, we go on to lose the match. Shit's cursed.

Booyahing is fine:
In Salmon Run
Amongst friends in a room
When a booyah bomb is going of
After a good play is made
After you avenge a teammate or they avenge you

Booyahing for no reason in pvp settings other than "muh hype and morale bro" is retarded.
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GG MN, C and A

>>240308292
>>240307201
This is 3 days late, but a mod decided to put me on forced vacation. Can’t bad mouth reddit these days, since it's bad form not to GG teammates, so.

GG *t and w.
And GG w, s and l for the Last Outpost run

It would really be nice to have an in game or other in console messaging system to give people a heads up. Damn it Nintendo.
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>>240670247
GGs lad, I'm gonna rehost in about 30 minutes if you want to play again
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>>240670247
better late than never
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>>240669413
>helping dipshit with his booyah bomb
>we're close to taking the lead
>I get splat
>say ouch to notify him of the incoming danger
>THIS LITERAL FUCKING N SUPERJUMPS BACK TO OUR FUCKING SPAWN AND BOOYAHS AS THE TIMER COUNTS DOWN
>we lose
>-50
I FUCKING HATE YOU STUPID ASS FAGGOT FUCKING COCK SUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S FUCKING 50 FUCKING POINTS I HAVE TO SCRAP TOGETHER FOR ANOTHER FUCKING FUCK YOU BOOYAH FAGGOTS DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING THINK YOU DO I'd snap my controller if Nintendo wasn't being the grinches of controller prices.
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>>240669890
Need one more for full party
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>>240669413
>>240670709
Not to mention booyah bomb will reveal position if you booyah back. Honestly the damn thing already charges fast enough just from the user's mashing and the data says only 5 friend booyahs are considered for the quicker charge. The free special gauge isn't really worth it either after the 2nd or 3rd booyah too.
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>>240669890
it's ok to go with a random until someone else adds you/joins
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>>240670709
Calm down, t
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>>240671059
Ya guessed wrong, paco.
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>>240667430
How do you download them anyway?
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>>240671138
He owns the Japanese version of the game and screenshots them all.
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>>240671350
Thought there was a way to download the actual images for 1:1 pixel accuracy. That's quite a hassle then.
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Pat a choco woomy on the head
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>>240672016
choco woomy nuzzles her cheek into your hand and pat it too
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>>240672016
>>240672123
>>>/fur/
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And now, a pointless 5 part picture series.
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>>240672220
cool as fuck woomy in the background
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>>240672220
who's the granny
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>>240672016
>>240672123
choco woomy PICKS SEAWEED ON MY PLANTATION BECAUSE ALL BLACK CEPHS SHOULD BE SLAVES
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>>240672220
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>>240672378
Sex slave
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>>240672383
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>>240672571
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>>240672220
>>240672383
>>240672571
>>240672752

please stop fucking up the image limit
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>>240672752
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>>240672807
this. He isn't even telling a story to make it interesting
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>>240672926
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>>240673220

Already happened. Squids won
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>>240673121
The visual expressions should very easily tell the story.
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Octolings eating calamari!
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>>240672807
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>>240673481

Hell I'd share some calimari with my woomy
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>>240669890
Done for now, gotta head out. Thanks for hosting.
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>>14275994
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>>240673220
I saw that post in my square, too. Was it one of you fuckers?
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>>240674007
A woomy eating calimari would be like a human eating chimpanzee. A bit questionable, and you'll probably get some weird disease if it's not cooked right, but it's not quite cannibalism.
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>>240669890
Still doing SR octofrineds
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>>240674102
>>240674236
I'm not sure what you're trying to do but you're not succeeding.
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>>240674607
Sent you a FR.
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>>240675084
I'll add you in a sec
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>this could've been our fishing gear
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>>240676335
>>240676335
Doesn't look very protective at all. I prefer what we have now
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>>240676335
Perfect for getting chumdumpstered
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>>240676335
I like the one we have now more desu
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Looks like i'm not playing the game until the next splatfest.
Place your bets if I'm able to get a perfect or 2 slot version for either of them.
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>>240674607
Thanks L, L, W, .A. Was fun
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>>240676335
They should of made pants an option too for gear.
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ggsr
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>>240676894
At least you can play SR. But honestly trying to get those pures from murch is a bad meme. If you have the money you should at least scrub the 1 slots he gives you. And if you get a 2 slot just fucking take it.
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>>240677036
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>>240676910
GGs.
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>>240677268
How did it end?
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>>240676335
they should have used this for woomers and what we have for yebbers
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>>240677519

This
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>>240677391
the match ended in 30 seconds
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>>240677268
Dualie dudes rule!
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>>240677519
>>240677598
Woomies and veemos should have gotten some bikini Grizzco uniforms.
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>>240677627
gj
dapplets are dumb
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>>240677885

That's alittle too far even for me
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>tfw I finally got all the gear loadouts I wanted
If Splatoon 3 ever comes out I really need to grind more efficiently.
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>>240667430
bless you anon for creating actual worthwhile content for this general
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>>240677627
>Rainy without a charger
Like being naked
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>>240678506
good meme name, W
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woomy

TL note: this means woomy
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>>240678506
>even dapples can't contain violent bully urges.
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>>240681367
dum dapplets
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>>240682779
delete
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viscous woomy
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>>240683239
dilute woomy
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>>240680312
essential for grinding freshness
>>240681367
yeah they should be using the superior neo sploosh (and DR if they desperately need their crutch roll)
>bully
stupid anon
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>>240684197
How do I do this?
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>>240679116
You're very welcome
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>>240684197
>mfw every time I try shooting them down lag fucks me and we just trade
I somehow had an easier time shooting them down before the changes.
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Thoughts on this ceph?
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>>240684645
equip a yeblet magnet to your weapon
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>>240684820
Whore of Babylon
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i was having fun with the kensa dynamo

then i remember i wanted to actually pressure charger so i had to back to gold
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>>240684645
>how to be a splooshchad
>>236178558
>how to kill splashdowns
aim up
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remove splashdown for splatoon 3 please
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>>240676894
I don't understand why people go for Pure MPU

I haven't tested it much, but i'm pretty sure that a main and a sub or 2 of it is all you'll need before the bonus they give caps. Pure MPU gear seems like a waste of time to me.
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>>240684197
Having a K:D ratio over 2:1 and averaging 10 kills or more per match makes you a bully, w.

Calling you a bully is my way of saying that I think you're a very skilled player and your woomy is very cute too, I don't actually believe her to be a bully that beats up other cephs and takes their lunch money.
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>>240685576
This. As a roller, a main and 2 or 3 subs seems fine.
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>>240684820

Would of been better as a woomy but she's alright
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>>240685576
There are a gorillion different bonuses for different weapons and they all behave differently
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>>240685576
>I don't understand why people go for Pure MPU
For memery purposes, brother, what better way to deal with the dumpster fire of game balancing than throwing a barrel of gasoline on it?
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>>240686247
It doesn't make a difference after enough though.
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>>240686130

>main and 2 or 3 subs seems fine.

So a pure
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>>240686058
I figured it was something like that and I appreciate your views on my squid, but I will still show mild resistance to being wrongfully called a bully.
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>>240685576

I use 1 main and 1 sub to uncuck the Dualie squelchers by Ink Armor
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Agent 8

Smash or Pass?
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>>240687708

>veemo

Pass. If she doesn't go "woomy" I'm not interested
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>>240687916
but agent 8 says woomy
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>>240687708
both
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I can't believe /ink/ likes Pearl more than Marina.
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Now this is a good idea.
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>>240688587

>Smash and Pass
>Pass
>Test passed

I see what you did there.
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>>240688752
>reuse ones that were more popular
>if the results are different from before they can reuse it AGAIN (much later) for a best 2 out of 3
lazy but might be better than nothing at all
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>>240688752
obligated to not do it because it makes too much sense
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>>240686623
1 pure MPU gear might be worth it (I don't know the caps on bonuses for everything). I tested the L3 once and you only need one main and one sub of MPU to reach the bonus cap. Smartest choice for MPU to me is to just buy gear with Main MPUs rather than going for pures of it. use those sub slots for other abilities like main saver or swim speed.
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>>240688707

/ink/ always liked Marina more. Alot of people aren't here anymore and probably by sheer chance more Marinafags left
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>>240684197
fun fact: special power up increases the jump height
source: leanyoshi's ability appendix
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Woomer> Marie≥ Callie> Veemo> Pearl≥ Marina
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>>240689905
fairly good opinion
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Woomilfs are best woomies
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>>240689905
fairly bad opinion
ceph = ceph
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>>240688752
Or just add shifty stations to the course rotation and make turf war one of the competitive modes so people aren't subjected to 24-48 hours straight of nothing but turf war without at least a new gimmick to justify it. All the benefits of splatfests (ranked turf wars, new stages) with none of the annoyance or tedium. They could come up with interesting ways to impliment earning sea snails into regular play as well so you don't have to wait a month between restocking. Splatfests are fun for the hype and theming, but techically speaking are one of the most artificially restricted parts of the game with elements that should be spread out to everyday play once the novelty has worn off.
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>>240690348

Indeed
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Do people play this game alot?
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>>240688752
Start reusing the S1 Splatfests, so that way they don't become "rematches" between Pearl and Marina.

They have to stop eventually. Ideally they would stop them with the release of Splatoon 3 but it looks like it's going to be much sooner than that
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>>240684820
Now that Alice has the game, I want to see a picture of the four squids with the Squid Sisters VAs. I seem to remember them having the game too.
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>>240688752
splatfest law
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>>240690745
Why did she start playing so late in the stage of things anyways?
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>>240690775
treehouse invention that they will probably retcon or backpedal on if they redo a splatfest
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>>240690775
bad meme
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>>240690968
>>240691020
that was the joke
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>>240690628

I got over 2k on my NA copy alone
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anyone want to SR?
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>>240692470
Added
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>>240692470
I can play for a bit
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>>240692470
Sure, I might have to leave soon though depending.
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>>240692470
turn it up
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>>240692927
>>240692928
>>240692958
>>240692986
SendaRoom is open and FR accepted
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>25 - 100 Clam rush
Ok we just have to not fucking be retarded
>Bloblobber front lines
>gives 9 clams to the enemy
>They win 24-25
>Blob went 2/8

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>240693163
And... I already got to leave
gg S, S and BB
spot open!
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>>240693830
gg T thanks for the game
good luck
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You get a call from Nintendo. Splat3 will have a yebby/weyyo idol duo and Nintendo wants (You) to name them. What do you suggest?
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>>240695152
blet and eggo
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>>240695152
Timmy and Dad
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>>240669173
i always booyah back

also if the anon that drew this last thread is here i wanted to say thank you again so much it made my week, i didnt see you post it until later
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>>240695152
Derek and Hansel
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>>240695152
The Trawls
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sorry gtg ggs
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How do I get robust at Salmon Run?
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YE
GGs, S, S and G!

comfortable rounds
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>>240696580
situation priority and staying alive
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>>240696447
GGs all around
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...is this a woomy?
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>>240696447
>>240696701
>>240696802
GGs!
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whats a woomy weakest spot?
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>>240697337
tummy
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>>240667220
why is the torso so long?
the proportions are shit
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>>240697337
Her heart. Just tell her that you love her, you'll see what I mean.
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>>240688752
STOP. LOCKING. ME. OUT. OF. RANKED.
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Woomammie
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Im back anyone want to play some more SR?
sorry I had some personal issues so I had to stop at that moment
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>>240698883
Count me in
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>>240695469
shouldn't you be a family man by now?
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GGs frawst you funny woomy
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GGs Frawst, didn't expect ya to join but we scored some stellar rounds!
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>>240698883
I'll join.
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>>240699102
>>240699140
I haven't had that much fun in Salmon Run in ages. Thanks guys!
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>>240698968
>>240699239
SendaRoom is up
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>>240699286
Can't join. Did you fill up already?
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>>240699594
nope we went with a random
and we had a little incident full now
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>duh durr anon is saying this way buh I has teh RM and fires it teh other way
Good god I'm glad I cleaned my block list. Room for new retards.
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>>240699594
if they're full it will say so otherwise just assume they're in a game
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>>240699065
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>>240699702
>he actually filled his block list
Could this be putz?
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>>240699837
putz wishes he had the number of retards as me on his blocklist
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>>240667245
I always hug my Callie plush
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>>240699837
I'm more surprised that there are people on /ink/ that haven't.
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>>240700073
I hug my pillow and think of an /ink/ poster
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>>240700094
I exclusively block squid partiers
This only really happens in turf war, so my block list fills slowly. I lobby jump for everything else.
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How badly would you want these to be real?
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>>240700094
I stopped bothering after encountering the people I blocked multiple times
>>240700223
I hope it's me
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>>240699754
I saw a version where it's Pearl drawn in the same way as that Guile, too bad I didn't think about screenshoting it. Why couldn't they just have a menu where you can view all of the posts you freshed anyway?
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>>240700473
Incredibly.
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>>240700473
I’d give an arm and a leg for it
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Who here /preordered/?
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>>240700473
Those look pretty good. Almost can't tell that it's a modified S1 yebby and S1 woomy with the ink tank from the purple S1 yebby.
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I've never encountered a squid party in my 10 days of playing this game.
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>>240700751
>not both possible agent 3s
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>>240700751
dx version
I am good goy
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>>240700223
I want to buy a dakimakura of Squinty woomy. You know the one.
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would a squid in squid form or in kid form be better used as a pillow?
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>>240700473
they should put the gear in game
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>made it to overachiever
Am I gonna make it?
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>>240701919
it doesn't get hard until profresh 400 so...
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>>240700923
Consider yourself lucky
>>240701919
Probably
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>>240701919
if you're talking about profresh then yes because despite being the highest rank it is still very easy to get to
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>>240700094
I stopped filling my block list when I stopped playing solo. League throwers are super rare in duos and if you're blocking people over turf war you need to get evaluated for anger management and ask why you're even wasting your time on something that's supposed to be relaxing.
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Night night, /ink/
>>240702247
Sleep tight woomy
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>>240702471
I've managed to make turf war frustrating by going for flags but I don't block people
>need to get evaluated for anger management
more than likely
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>>240702471
Even if I'm not getting angry and I shit on squid partiers, I'd rather not risk getting in the same lobby as them again.
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>>240702471
>>240702720
I don't really get mad, I just can't stand throwers in any mode. There are many more than 100 of them too, but oh well.
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>>240702827
you can just not re-join the lobby after the match, it's like 5 extra seconds to save 3 more minutes of pain
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>>240703009
Of course I'm gonna leave the lobby, but it also takes 30 seconds to guarantee not running into culprits again.
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>SR earlier
>10/10 runs
>SR now
>fucking 3.4/10
Really getting kicked down now.
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GGs, it's 3am where I am so I'mma go to bed, gnight.
t. F
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>>240703150
I mean you're giving me (You)s so I guess you like wasting time
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>>240703171
you'll have to carry harder
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>>240703297
It's even more of a waste of time to end up in a squidparty lobby again.
But yeah I'm just bored right now
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>>240703395
stellar advice
phenomenal
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>>240670027
Corrupted Marie is the best one
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>>240702151
I remember when we started at 40 every shift and the idea of 3 boss Salmon spawning at the start was impossibly taxing.
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ggs F
SendaRoom 3/4
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>>240703645
I always had more fun after getting to at least 200. 40 is just so boring.
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>>240703516
sorry you don't like it but that's what you have to do
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>good discussions
>good art
>no ocfags
So proud of y'all. 2019 might be the year we finally make /ink/ great again.
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>>240703982
Anon-kun if you wanted OCs so badly you could've just asked instead of trying to pull this reverse psychology stuff
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>>240703645
Honestly always found Profresh 40 a bit too easy, even with randumbs.
>>240703839
I'm not the guy you gave the shitty advice to. Carrying is a fact of life with online team games, but sometimes you just can't and have to look more closely at what you did wrong.
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>>240703982
You fool what have you done?! You've jinxed us all!
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>>240703645
>14 quota
that's cute
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>>240703982
>good discussions
yes, let's argue about callie again
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>>240704173
way to take the bait idiot just let them slink back to their discord
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Anyone have art of updo cephs with the see-thru visor? That's pretty much my thing.
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>>240704695
you could just boot the game anon
you do have the game, right?
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>>240704872
Yes but it's not the same when it's my own character in 3D
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>>240700578
>not saving art or screenshots
what's it like to not be able to afford enough hard drive space anon?
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>>240705025
just learn to draw zzz
https://www.pixiv.net/howto
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>>240684820

"Mother of my children" material.
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>>240701646
even better, make Splatoon 3 a prequel
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>>240705561
>Marina has permanent heart pupils

You know what you did Nintendo
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>>240706102
>this
>heart pupil
You need to get your eyes checked, mate.
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>>240706102
Those are peanuts at best
Pearl is the one with star eyes and the moe anime fang
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>>240705239
That's the one.
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ggs g, L and T
Im going to take a small break
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GG S, L and G
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>>240698883
GGs. thanks
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>>240706876
I dislike this image simply because of who it's associated to
Don't ask if you don't know I won't say anymore
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reminder
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>>240707954
Ignorance is bliss I guess.
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>>240708295

Perfect thot more like it
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>>240708295
Do you think stuff like this gets posted often on Ika-chan by thirsty woomies?
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>>240708295
octos a cute
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>>240708589
>tfw no veemo gf to manmenmi her shool
guess I'll splat
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>>240708589
yes
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>>240708295
>>240708806
Why do woomies and veemos like swaying so much?
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>>240708975
probably an evolutionary holdover from floating in water
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>>240708975
No bones
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>>240708975
They're sluts and they know it
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>>240708975
all cephs are inherently lewd
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>>240688752
>monthly rematch Splatfests
Would make the game a lot more fun after they stop supporting the game.
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>>240708975
They got the hips to back it up
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>>240709651
why is this veemo smiling?
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>>240708975
I heard weyyos sway too, but did anyone actually confirm that?
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Hello fellow squids!

I just got the game a few days ago, and I just hit lvl 10. Just wondering what I should be doing at this point, so far all I've done is play turf wars.
Also looking for people to play with!
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>>240709702
She's showing off to her dum gogl girlfriend
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>>240709809
This is a great place to find people to play with, well in everything that's not league considering you're new, most people here host Salmon run but on occasions there's meme private battles and regular turf war lobbies, just send a FR to anybody who's hosting to play
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>>240709826
jej
also nice gear nerd
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>>240709809
Have you been playing with motion controls? Also ranked has (in my opinion) much more interesting game modes than turf war. And if you want to team up with people you have to make it to B- in at least one mode. Just don't take stock in your rank and just play for the sake of playing the game. Your rank will settle where you deserve to be eventually.
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>>240709809
Get into Ranked, boy
Also try out Salmon Run
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>>240709886
Do you think when they kiss their goggles touch?
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>>240709826
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>>240710132
That's a lewd question anon
Yes
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>>240710018
>>240710010

I'll keep my eye open for people hosting! Salmon run is the horde mode right? Haven't gotten a chance to play yet.

I can't use motion controls for the life of me. Should I be? I haven't done any ranked yet, but I usually score pretty high in casual play. Is there really much difference skill wise for the players in ranked?
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>>240672571
did she...just fart?
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>>240709826
Squitoner
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>>240710219
cute veemos
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>>240710493
CUTE
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>>240709852
i love this style a lot
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>>240710239
>I can't use motion controls for the life of me. Should I be?
100%, you are at a sizeable disadvantage to anyone using them.
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>>240710239
Unless your hands are super shaky you can eventually get a grip with the motion controls they just have a decently high learning curve. Since this game has no aim assist or acceleration on just stick controls it's much more stiff and harder to hit stuff then it is in typical console shooters. Ranked players C- through B+ are gonna typically be just as good or worse then what you're fighting in TW now give or take. The main appeal of ranked to most is more the fact that there are 4 different game modes that can't be played otherwise without private lobbies. And salmon run is pretty standard for a horde mode with it's own unique rules but simple enough. Everybody that hosts is at the highest rank for it though so it's preferred that you get up there and get a grip with the mode before playing with most groups. But some may be willing to help you get up, but it will make it harder then it should be for you at the rank you'll be at.
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>>240710578
Of course
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>>240710239
yes use motion
C- players are worse than what you encounter in turf war so you don't have to stress that
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I can't tell if my Veemo is cuter in the knights armor or the witch outfit.
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>>240710710
I think she'd be cuter in in a blender.

But seriously, maybe the knight armor. The witch outfit is so overdone by everyone.
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it didn't take long for the normies to realize they needed to shit up the thread when they literally have a whole server to do this shit
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>>240710710
She'd be much cuter in the Fresh Fish Gear
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>>240711014
The armor is blender-proof.
It will keep the Veemo safe!
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>>240711110
it didn't take long for you to start whining again
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>>240709826
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>>240710660
>>240710690

I'll try to start using motion controls then!
I usually play with a handheld though, so motion controls might get be difficult to use.
I'm guessing most people play with a screen or tv?
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>>240711113
No thats for male octo.
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>>240711110
I'm one of the ones posting the webms and I'm not in any server. Prefer to keep my degeneracy anonymous
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>>240710710
Man I'm sill a bit bummed that the armor is leaves the hips/thighs uncovered, ruins it for me
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>>240711202
bully feet
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>>240711228
Most people do, but there's a few stellar players who play handheld exclusively, it just depends on what you find comfortable, if you're fine with the tiny screen then stay handheld
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>>240711298
I like it almost. It makes my Veemo look like a big cosplaying dork.
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>>240711110
>webms of inklings and octolings swaying
>normies
Based fucking retard
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>>240710239
You'll start at C rank
>C: literal retards
>B: players start getting a grip on gameplay
>A: first real gap in skill where you'll meet some resistance
>S: second gap, players starting to be decent to good
>S+: S but worse because you have to get through S+0 to S+10
>X: best players (or most persistent ones)

The one thing you have to keep in mind is that at any rank, you will get the retards, and the other team will get the prodigies, and there's nothing you can do about that.
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>>240711239
9 out of 10 times I see that outfit in the square, it's a veemo underneath it.
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>>240711110
I prefer the active thread with cute ceph posting
on top of actual game discussion rather then dead with "wow dead general" posting
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>>240711527
Doing well in solo queue in this game is just "how well can you solo carry and how consistently can you do it".
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>>240711689
Yeah, thread's actually in a pretty decent state right now. Cute and lewd cephs alongside advising a new player.
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>>240711830
And on top of the amount of /ink/ lads playing together in SR? I say we're in good spot
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why are we still here? just to woomy?
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>>240711448
>>240711527

Just played a match with motion controls on.
It's gonna be awhile before I'm use to this lol.
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>>240712026
To booyah, or not to booyah.
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How do cephalopods torture prisoners of war?
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>>240711110
>Normies
Hello newfag
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>>240712039
Singleplayer's a good training ground. Maybe even SR? As long as what you're fighting is a dumb AI it will be a lot easier to come to grips with it.
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>>240712039
Yeah totally, it's alright to star with .5/1 motion sense, In truth, I use 1.5 myself and 5 stick
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>>240712078
They don't
Alternatively, they make them read abusefag's posts
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>>240712140
start* sorry newfriend
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>>240711228
Almost certainly better off playing docked for this game.
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I KEEP FAILING SALMON RUN
THIS NEVER USED TO HAPPEN BUT I CAME BACK AFTER A FEW WEEKS TODAY AND I HAVE YET TO WIN ONE
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>>240712560
Host a lobby anon, I'm sure some are antsy to play in sub profresh 400 games
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>>240712102
by the time you type out normalfag you're already old gramps
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I miss mike
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>>240712773
if I made $5k/mo+ donations and was the #1 adult animator on patreon I wouldn't hang around you losers either
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>>240712940
But he still gives us stuff from time to time
He's based
>>240712727
What did he mean by this
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forgot about this one
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>>240713035
congrats, you've wasted your youth on transient culture. you will never get that time back. good job, faggot
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>>240713250
you mean like every other person in their youth?
>inb4 b-but I wasn't like the other kids
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>>240713414
>implying you have friends to compare experiences to
wew lad, get a load of this keyboard warrior
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>>240713250
>says the dude who's wasting his time complaining about nothing on a indonesian blanket charity forum
>he thinks this makes him superior to everyone else
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>>240713618
i'm not trapped here with you, you're trapped here with me boyo
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>>240712078
Heat lamps!
Water!
Blenders!
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Octors hate her
Find out her 1 method to make her floppers
THIS BIG
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Is roller without ninja viable? I built a set without it and I'm getting pummeled. I mostly like the extra speed.
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>>240714049
Just be more careful about your positioning and do light tilt movement for when you really want to not be seen in ink. Sub-strafing can also help with evasive maneuvers and positioning to get an enemy but that's semi-tough.
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>>240713986

I need this with Callie
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>>240713618
I thought it was a cantonese basket weaving forum
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I only play Turf War and I spam Booyah at every opportunity to help team morale
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>>240713986
big "squeeze the life out of you" flops are the sign of a healthy squid
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>>240714429
You're probably shitposting, but constant booyah's get very grating very fast. I'm fine with some in the beginning (and I'll usually booyah back) but any booyah's from there on out should be earned. And of course booyah backed when some booyahs at you.
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>>240714512
I want those tentacles wrapped around me while I sleep with her
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>>240714512
>>240714680
flobbers
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>>240715645
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>>240715645
biskithead
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>>240715645
God I love her so much
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>>240715841
Did someone order some bisk?
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>>240715841
>biskit
>bobbl
>Goggl

What's next?
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>>240716047
I love her so much as well.
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>>240716278
>bobbl
>Goggl
soulless cashgrabs
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>>240716278
Maybe the clips?
>>240716547
Bobbl really never caught on and gogls seem to be used exclusively by some veemos.
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>>240716278
enforced pants usage
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>>240716797
Explain this.
>filename
Dum.
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>>240716889
a troublesome codsplayer who will be found out and dealt with
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>>240716797
>>240716889
Typical corrupt politician, wants to ban something so only they can have it.
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>>240716649
>Exclusively by some veemos
I've only seen those veemo couples being called gogls because they're the only veemos with the pilot goggles thats posted here
I also like the fact that they almost always the owners play together, I like seeing them look at eachother outside grizzco
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>>240718329
the fuck is this artstyle
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>>240716797
>>240716889
dum tootsies
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>>240718423
I don't really see the issue
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>>240719689
Everyone wants to pretend they're /ic/ grognards
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>>240720401
the fuck is this artstyle
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>>240720534
I don't really see the issue
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>>240684197
Can I do this being a shitter C- roller?
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>>240719897
Short shorts > spats
Prove me wrong
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>>240721428

Spats show off the finer details while still legally covering everything. Short shorts are just there, blocking the view
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>>240721423
I don't really play roller but it seems to me like it would be one of the easiest weapons to kill a splashdown mid air with.

Just need to practice flicking up your aim quickly and paying attention to what specials people have helps too. You know if someone with a splashdown special is just rushing towards you even though they are clearly going to die that any second you can expect the splashdown. You know that if you corner someone with a splashdown special ready and they feel threatened you can expect the splashdown any second and be prepared to flick up.
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>>240695152
Mike and Litoris
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>tfw this small child is a better splatoon player than you will ever be
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>>240700923
>>240702216
What's a squidparty anyway?
t. 30 or so days
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>>240721960
I'm still trying to get used to using a controller again
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>>240722189
>woodcontroller.jpg
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>>240721765
T-thanks for serious answer, I was only half-joking asking this because it just seems so improbable I want to git gud
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>>240721423
I find it easier with rollers since you don't have to be as precise with the crosshair placement
if you see a glowing enemy they'll more often than not splashdown if you're near them so being mentally prepared to aim where they're going to be is key
it has become second nature for me
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>>240722278
woomies make my wood uncontrollable
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>>240722612
i can't even imagine what was going through that dude's mind at that very moment, getting styled on so fucking hard
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>>240722612
That webm is so satisfying...
One of my last matches was near constant spam f splashdowns, we still won but it was so fucking irritating I had to go take a walk
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>splatoon 3, instead of being a a direct sequel and taking place after 1 and 2, is a prequel and takes place many years before the first game
>game takes ideas and style from 90's to early 2000's culture in a heavy fashion
>weapons look much more stylized around toys of that age, using things like clear plastic and awkward designs along with most things being advertised as nearly unbreakable
>"idols" for this game are a group of four squid brothers who have their own rock band, with splatfests having two brothers pitted against the other two
>story consists of you helping a much younger and more able captain cuttlefish save callie and marie as small children from an unknown (non octo) threat
>squids in the square can be seen playing with clunky cellphones or playing gameboys with cable link
what would you think of this?
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>>240722915
No. If it's good, don't break it.
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>>240722915
>much younger and more able captain cuttlefish
Cuttlefish is 130 years old.
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>>240722741
Probably not too much, playing tetras a lot for the last couple of months it is fairly commonplace that you get killed for using splashdown unless you are superjumping to use it. Although that is in rank X rather than turf war so probably less common there and at lower ranks generally to get punished for it.
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>>240723091
>Probably not too much
this
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>>240723245
To be fair its probably not too far off to assume probably not too much is going through the mind of most players in any given splatoon match.
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>>240723245
kek
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>>240722741
it was a base racing sploosh so probably nothing at all
>>240722903
once you get decent at swatting them out of the air you look forward to facing weapons with it
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SR

(Cday) 8249-0164-9316

Will wait 3 minutes then go in.
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Ever sub-strafe in C- on a smurf just to flex on newbs?
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>>240724370
I only ever played charger on my smurf account so there wasn't much call for it. You end up in the S+ within a rotation too.
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>>240723890
Sure I guess I'll join. Kinda tired though
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>>240724763
Open
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>>240714421
no it's a malaysian rug weaving imageboard
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>>240722915
I don't know, a sequel wouldn't be too bad

>instead of Inkopolis, you're in the subterranean Octo City
>you are an Octoling living in the aftermath of Octavio's defeat
>sleep pods stacked together like Kowloon, rust and rain damage seeping down
>you can visit and decorate your gloomy little pod as a dressing room (favorite outfits on wire hangers), trophy wall (Polaroid photos of achievements like rankups), and squad hangout (a janky CRT computer screen to connect to friends/invite chatrooms)
>all manner of strange Deep Sea creatures roaming the walkways, a lot of NPCs on the street you can talk to
>pre-inked areas and gushers let you travel vertically to take in the sites and reach new shops
>street vendors hawking cosmetic items like keychains, pins, earrings, masks, nail jobs, new hairstyles and leggings - no separate shop screens for gear because it's all street carts and stalls
>the battle lobby is an old combat simulation training barracks hacked together from reclaimed tech
>the general aesthetic is a mix of 70s hair metal, 80s punk, 90s grunge, and millennial EDM in a retrowave cyberpunk smorgasbord
>as dark and run down as everything is, you can see life and color taking root here by the flickering TVs playing modern commercials and even some Squid Sisters/OTH segments (walk up to a screen to get the current rotation at any time)
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>>240725252
They aren't gonna make octos the main characters
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>rando DCed but the quota didn't go down
huh
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>>240726023
Remember
T W E N T Y
D O L L A R S
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>>240726023
You'd still be making up for his share if he'd stayed
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>>240726507
Comfy squids.
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GG C and R.
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Thoughts on this ceph?
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>>240727004
She smells nice.
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>>240727004
woomies are cuter
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>>240727126
But that's a woomy, anon.
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>>240727004
it's good
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>>240727171
that's a squid
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>>240727004
i love this squid
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>>240727192
Yes, and woomies are squids, dum anon.
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>>240727278
o-oh
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>>240727441
What did you think woomies were
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>>240726996
ggs T.
>>240723890
Gonna be my last one. ggs to you too I'm getting tired
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>>240727441
Did you somehow not know?
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>>240726996
>>240727652
GG everyone thanks for playing.
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2/4 for sammin if anyone feels like joining.
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>>240728879
3/4.
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>>240701070
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>>240730634
I still can't believe the absolute madlad did it
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Wake up dum squids
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>>240731864
No, this is real octo hours
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>>240731864

Sorry I sleep now. It's almost 6 in the morning
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>>240731864
I wish I wasn't awake
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>>240731864
I am, but not by choice
I had a nightmare
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>>240732625
if you're the recurring nightmare guy you should probably just stop sleeping
it'll work out
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>>240732828
But you die if you don't sleep
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>>240732625
that sucks
have a cute squid
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>>240730694
flopper.
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>>240667245
Always
>>240727004
Happy that she's not alone anymore.
I always make sure that they are tucked in some covers together before I go to bed.
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>>240733407
why is /ink/ so obsessed with hair tentacles
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>>240734775
they're funny
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>>240734775
they're floppy
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>>240734775
they flop around
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>>240734775
They're cute and funny, and good for hugs if they're long enough.
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>>240734775
They cute.
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>>240731864
I'm pulling an all nighter for dumb reasons and playing Zelda in Ultimate. She's really fun.
>>240735245
They're big, silly looking appendages that flop whenever squids move. What's not to like?
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>>240732828
I wish it was that easy anon
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feed woomy
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The more I play this the more I'm realizing how absolutely garbage the joycons are.
Every single match I'm fighting the controllers more than the other team. Shit either loses connection entirely or holds a direction while I'm trying to fucking shoot, causing me to get destroyed repeatedly.

Seriously ready to throw these fucking things out a window.
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So I'm about to finally bite the bullet and buy online, can you guys tell me what major changes happened since now and back when it was free?
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>>240736356
Just accept it already.
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>>240736597
Game wise, quite a bit
Online wise? Literally not a single fucking thing
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>>240736627
I can't make my brain move both hands to aim.
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>>240736597
I can add you in my family plan if you like anon, the family plan mainly consist of other /ink/lings anyways
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>>240736356
happens to me sometimes to
I often calibrate and restart the console before playing
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I haven't played in months, what's the best way I should practice to re familiarize myself?
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>>240737292
do some of the harder singleplayer missions
redo octavio
practice at test range
then play some turf war with your favorite weapons
then go back into ranked/salmon
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>>240737292
just hop in turf war
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How come they never do cross game promotions between nintendo games? A Breath of the wild set would of been neat.
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the freshest piece of headgear
irrefutable
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>>240687708
She'd just be an Echo Fighter but yeah she can be in Smash.
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>>240737683
they're cute
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>>240737683
Brain worms.
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>>240738856
worm cake
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>>240737683
>your woomy will never celebrate new year's with you
Why live?
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>>240739062
>your woomy will never be real
>no woomy will ever be real
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hey I'm at makomart right now, need me to pick anything up?
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>>240739268
get me a cute woomy
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>>240739268
daddy said i was gonna get dualie squelchers for christmas
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>>240739268
Pick up some freshness.
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>>240739837
delete this now
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>>240739268
if you're at the one with the McWoomalds inside it please get a 20 piece autobomb meal
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>>240739837
Dum cat.
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>>240739909
I'd prefer the Burger Veemo
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>>240740702
>not the OctoFlurry
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>>240707954
Mike Inel did nothing wrong. Same for the woomer, only assblasted OCfags are triggered by her flawless visage.

P.S. Good morning /ink/ :)
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>>240740868
why did you respond to a 12 hour old post just to spout dumb shit about something no one knows or cares about
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>>240740948
probably to get you to reply
but I feel you already knew that
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>>240740948
It's definitely autism
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>>240740948
he has asperges be patient with him
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After taking a week off Splatoon everything feels so weird.
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>>240740948
(You) wouldn't understand :)
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>>240741337
>feeling strange after a week
I could understand if you were playing a game with a very different control scheme, it'd be weird, but that's a short amount of time to start to feel weird.
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>>240716649
>Bobbl really never caught on
It's unfortunate, but I never really posted much to begin with in order to spread the gospel of bobl. The hat has 4 different variations (realistically 3 because fuck CoroCoro) so it had potential. And my woomy's supposed to be the OG bobble hat wearer, but whatever.
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>try playing splat charger in turf war for 2 hours
>haven't won a single game yet
I'll get there eventually guys, right?
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>>240684820

Nothing a Nanosuit can't handle
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Cute delivery woomy.
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>86p
Seen a bunch of lobbies like this today. I guess Smash and Christmas together brought in a bunch of new players.

>>240741627
Maybe not weird as in entirely alien. Just a bit rusty, aim not quite as snappy, control of movement not quite as precise, muscle memory a bit less automatic. That kind of thing.
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>>240742191
how is it even possible to get that low
i've seen squid partiers with higher scores
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>>240741805
>playing turf war
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>>240742248
From the times I saw them they were doing a bunch of running about and then standing still occasionally swinging the roller. Maybe an actual child being shown the game by someone.
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>>240742248
>how is it even possible to get that low
he probably flicked a few times then went afk because his poptarts were ready
in other cases you have throwers
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>>240742248
timmy finds a way
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>>240742468
>53*
>using 89 over 85
>doesn't turf
>doesn't kill
>doesn't even use his specials
how do these people exist
how do you play to the point of getting 53* and still be this bad
i don't understand
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>>240742160
i don't get why this artist doesn't just draw porn already
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>>240742468
I've always liked the miffed expression woomies give when they lose with shooters.
Poor woomy, I dare say she was the one being bullied by throwers.

>>240742717
Deliberate gamethrowing from two of the players
And that 14* player must have just stood at spawn and only shot a few times every now and then to not DC. Probably spammed booyah and this way too, that's what they usually do.
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>>240742717
good question
it is quite prevalent
>>240742998
contrary to popular belief, I am the one who gets bullied
I've said it before and I stand by it
woomy expression are good though yes
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>>240742248
For this one>>240742191
It's cause of an actual low level player.
For this one>>240742468
They just wanted to ruin your Freshness Bonus, I mean they didn't Leave leave.
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>>240742937
There's a subset of Jap artists that love teasing people by drawing lewd, almost borderline images but never actually drawing porn.
>>240742998
This game needs sophisticated AFK/throwing detection.
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>>240743214
>They just wanted to ruin your Freshness Bonus, I mean they didn't Leave leave.
Things like that are why I never remain in the same lobby no matter what. I always leave them and go into a new one after waiting 30 or so seconds. I end up playing less over long periods of time but the wait is generally worth it for a better experience.
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>>240742937
>>240743264
I think the coquettishness and the teasing is part of why they're popular though.
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And first game back in ranked and the entire rest of my team gets half the spats I do combined with one guy going 0/10.

I really missed rank X.
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>>240741805
Mess around with your sensitivity settings for motion and sticks, experiment until you find something that works.

>>240742257
Testing out weapons you don't know how to use in ranked is a horrible idea. All anon risks is getting deranked and jeopardizing teammates' own ranks. This isn't Salmon Run where you are forced to adapt to all kinds of weapons to maintain your rank, and Ranked shouldn't ever be like that.

He could league since nobody cares about league power and it holds nowhere near the weight of Ranked. Rooms are hard to come across though.
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>>240743737
>spats
splats even
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Once Upon a Time
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>>240745416
Oh shit, is he doing a 3x8 doujin? I'm excited.
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>>240745416
Generally I shit on artists if they completely neglect the eye mask/ band between the eyes, or put a joke of a line between the eyes. But in this case, the artist put too much eyeband.
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>>240745784
valid to dislike too much the same as too little
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>>240704695

Ohhhh baby

Thanks my dudes
>>240742160
>>240742257
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>>240746662
Guess they do live together, wonder what there parents look like?
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>>240742717
When my team is not losing, I'm usually topping the scoreboard. When my team falls apart, I lose my spaghetti and can barely function.
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dude
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>>240749228
calibration stacks
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>>240748509
>When my team falls apart
I still get first spot, it just doesn't feel good.
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>>240749228
seaweed
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>Hideki Naganuma for Splatoon's soundtrack never ever
How do I deal with this crippling pain
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>>240751709
So Splatoon 3 will have a different soundtrack style?
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>>240750925
lmao
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guys how do i become a squid drawfag
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>>240752172
You want to become a squid?
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>>240752172
Just get an idea, pick up a pencil and draw it. It might look bad at first but if you keep practicing you should get at a decent level.
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>>240685510
what they should do is cut the radius, damage, armor, and height in half and call it splooshdown
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>>240752942
It's already one of the weakest specials in the game it doesn't really need any changes.
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>>240752172
step 1) draw a circle
step 2) draw the rest of woomy
note: if step 2 results in a veemo, burn the drawing and start from step 1
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>>240753196
rude
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>>240753164
It needs changes, but not ones that anon proposed. It's a weak yet dishonest special, buffing it will result in cancer and nerfing it will make it even more useless. It's plain poorly designed, so the easiest thing would be to scrap it altogether and start anew.
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>>240753428
>dishonest
What is that even supposed to mean
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Who's up for some salmon running?
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>>240753196
Dum anon.
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>>240753849
I love your art.
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>>240753164
>It's already one of the weakest specials
The only things more broken are Sting Ray and Inkjet

Strongest to weakest:
Sting Ray
Inkjet
Splashdown
Baller
Ink Armor
Bomb Launcher
Ink Storm
Booyah Bomb
Ultra Stamp
Bubble Blower (post nerf)
Tenta Missiles
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>>240754192
>Splashdown
>broken
>3rd strongest special in the game
Is this what timmies actually believe?
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>>240754192
>Downs that high
Ink armor is much more useful for the whole team than that unreliable panic button people can actually shoot down.
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>>240754192
Bubbles, Ink Storm, Ink Armour and Baller are all better than Splashdown easily.
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>>240754316
>>240754461
I know tarddowns isn't *that* strong but my hate boner for it is so intense that it irrationally jumps a few places in my perspective.
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>>240754645
Literally git fucking gud my man.
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>>240754645
>not loving the easy as fuck denial kills you can get from it
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>>240754645
At least you admit you're stupid.
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>>240754192
>Bubble Blower (post nerf)
In reality the nerf made next to no difference either to their usage or strength. You might not get that one janky kill on someone who was nowhere near your bubble but somehow dies anyway but besides that everything they did they are just as good at. Anyone disrepecting them is still going to die, they still cap the zone and protect you at the objective fine.
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>>240754713
I've been telling myself this for months but I've plateaued at a mediocre level of skill.

>>240754772
It is really fun to cuck the downs but it happens so rarely and I'm bad at aiming so most of the time it's pure luck. They always manage to get me when I'm stuck in enemy ink, on an empty tank and/or have already taken damage.
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>>240755091
Practice more then. If you have plateaued you either aren't trying enough or are just doing the same mistakes over and over without thinking or trying anything else.
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>>240755091
you just need to get into the habit of knowing when they have special(bright glowing ceph/glowing weapon on the top of the screen) and aiming up when you hear/see the indicator. even if you miss and die you're still making more progress by trying than just staring straight forward with no resistance.
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>>240754192
bomb launcher really depends on the kind of bomb, and in general your list is plain wrong.

stingray (game-breaking)
inkjet (game-winning)
sucker rush (control monster)
armor (tide-turning)
!power gap!
burst bomb rush (extremely underrated, though very awkward)
baller (decent panic button)
inkstorm (best low-commitment special)
splat bomb rush (sucker rush lite)
bubble blower (still strong defensively)
!power gap!
b-bomb (inkstrike was never that strong)
tenta missiles (not as bad as people say, but not good either)
curl rush (sucker rush except you spearhead its advance)
splashdown (extremely shallow and punishable)
!power gap!
stamp (still shit)
auto rush (meme)
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>>240755602
I'd swap baller and suction bomb rush.
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>>240752334
maybe

>>240753196
is this fine
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>>240755989
oh damn that's not bad
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>>240755887
nah, baller is good but not that good, in big part due to it being an egoist special rather than benefitting the entire team.
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>>240755989
That looks neat anon.
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oh hey we have divegrass today. We play /aceg/ next after /ssbg/ in this special invitational

https://witcheffect.com/4cc/stream.html
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>>240756074
That's nonsense.
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>>240756115
you're gonna fuck this one up too aren't you
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>>240756115
I'm not into soccer but I can check it out

>>240756484
Still seething, huh
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anyone want to SR?
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>>240756115
remember- turf war tactics. put best strikers in reserve and lay on defense early game, then swap in woomy and wreck their tired defenders
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>>240756753
Its a 3-4-3 with a more offensive oriented formation. I hope it can score regardless.
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>>240756727
Yeah, my lobby wasn't successful.
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>>240755989
noice
>>240756198
it doesn't quite have the push power of the top-tier specials, but it is the best special to use uncoordinated, and can still help quite a bit in more coordinated advances unlike splashdown.
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>>240756727
I'll join.
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>>240756960
>>240757075
SendaRoom is open
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>>240756831
and you can't change it?
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>>240755989
very nice anon
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14 hours to the online qualifier for Koshien finals.

Tournament is made up of top 4 teams from two different league rotations. Really good teams in there. Libalent Calamari probably the most well known of them.

Will be on youtube live streaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hm__IvEwjk
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SendaRoom 3/4
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SendaRoom is back up
sorry for all the egg stealing C, couldnt resist it
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>>240758621
It's cool, don't really mind it when playing with you guys.
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>>240758621
Might play for a bit after my quiz if you're still open
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Good couple games Sendacrew, sorry to bail on a loss.
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>>240760816
ggs C thanks a lot for joining
and dont worry
we had a pretty good winning streak
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>>240756727
>>240757169
>>240757912
>>240758621
This room sounds like a fun room.
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>>240752172
You have to choose what kind of drawfag
>asshole shitposter
Or
>good anon route
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ggs F and S thanks for joining
some friends want to play so im going to join them
nice games everyone and good luck with the rest of the shift
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>>240761915
Asshole shitposter, please
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>>240761915
What if I'm neither?
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>>240761915
or you can be good anon shitposter
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>>240762493
Post badly drawn amputee veemos

>>240763829
Such as?
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>>240739909
>>240740702
>>240740837
Ink-N-Out > *
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>>240761915
Those octos look like trannies
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Greetings from /aceg/, /ink/. Good luck in the rounds to come.
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How does your woomy cope with losing ranked battles, /ink/?
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Clam Blitz with randoms is the most frustrating game I've ever had the displeasure of playing.
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>>240769037
Heavy drinking
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>>240769032
GGs buddies
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yo
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>>240769037
Taking a dip into the ocean
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>>240769354
You must not play very many games.
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>>240771506
worst plane
post sukhois to compensate for your sins
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Ayyy we won a game!
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>>240773083
And we'll be rematching /aceg/ lol
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>>240773954
I think its /skg/ actually
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>>240774012
wrong general?
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>>240774012
Didn't mean to post that.
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>>240774073
/aceg/ faces /skg/
we go against whoever loses this match
then we rematch /aceg/
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>>240772695
You must not get out much.
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>>240774653
Wouldn't it be funny if we beat /aceg/ again?
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>>240773021
I prefer the F-15
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>>240773021
>>240775106
but have a Sukhoi anyway
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big or smol?
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>>240776525
Always big
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>>240774965
I've been going out with friends and family pretty much every weekend for years, and also every weekday that me and my chums are free. Not everyone on this filipino bug catching forum is a fucking loser, Anon.
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Okay so we play /hanny/ tomorrow. Lets see if we can get another win
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>tfw you had a decent RM score before reset and now you can't win a single placement match
to be fair I've been playing this game less and less but damn does it feel bad to be doing worse than I know I'm capable of.
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>>240757609
Why do they play turf war?
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>>240777560
Because that takes actual skill since you need to use the entire map as opposed to a few specific areas.
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>>240777560
I have always assumed nintendo just want it to be accessible. Any family and their kids could just walk in off the street and enter in their region. Even if they stand no chance of winning just for fun. Seems to match their philosophy.

When the winner goes to the world championship they play the ranked modes though.
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>>240777951
BRB, throwing up from getting dizzy trying to follow that.
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>>240777560
You know how every shitter says clams are unplayable in solo queue? Take that, put it on a mode that's even more nuanced, and make the only way to play it solo completely and utterly useless for practice so only compfags and people who get top 100 in splatfests even know how to play the mode.
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>>240777560
That's like asking why anyone would play Team Slayer in Halo
>>240777904
This. High level Turf War is underrated as hell, and it isn't held back by shitty matchmaking which is the source of most of the salt in pretty much anything that isn't a League match.
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>>240777951
Might be historic too I guess. When the first one was announced Tower Control had only just been released.

>>240778290
https://twitter.com/bokourti/status/1065681743376613376
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Reminder that yebbies are for kissing!
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>>240779374
And handholding
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>>240778848
It is 100% possible to solo carry turf war.

>>240778932
It isn't really like asking that at all, anyone who plays splatoon at a high level will acknowledge that turf war is a very poor choice for competition. The Japanese competitive scene never play it by choice outside of Koshien even. Just have to because Nintendo says so. Any mode where only the last 30 seconds of the match matter is a shit choice for a tournament.
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>>240779374
>>240779520
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>>240769037
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>>240779520
Yes, I like how you think anon.

>>240779662
Date a yebby today!
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>>240778778

Side tentacle is the best woomy hairstyle
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>>240779613
>It is 100% possible to solo carry turf war.
Same is true with clams, but unlike clams that are at least somewhat teamworkable in X, non-PB turf is always a shitshow.
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>>240780276
I agree
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>>240779613
Splatoon was built around Turf War, and at the end of the day none of the modes are balanced for hyper-competitive action, a good example being Stingray killing the Rainmaker carrier pretty much for free from nearly anywhere on the stage. Koshien is also meant to be more of a good time tourney than something like the World Championships, so I can see why. If it wasn't fun nobody would go regardless of any qualifier nonsense.
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>>240780384
Well yeah that is only natural when there is such a mix of abilities. I have seen some good teamwork in a few Splatfest matches where both teams had 2300+ power.
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>>240780276
Short tentacles is the best style
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>>240780276
Topknot is better
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>>240780620
>a good example being Stingray killing the Rainmaker carrier pretty much for free from nearly anywhere on the stage
That really isn't a good example. Sting ray is just a fact of the game that both teams have the opportunity to exploit to the same extent. Things like giving the team/person who is losing some kind of advantage to help them win because they are behind would be bad from the standpoint of being competitive.

>If it wasn't fun nobody would go regardless of any qualifier nonsense.
The top competitive teams would go regardless of what modes were being played and regardless of if it qualified them for anything. Some of the teams didn't even enter the qualifier for Platinum Cup so they could concentrate on it, hence a team of children represented Japan.
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>>240780620
>Stingray killing the Rainmaker carrier pretty much for free from nearly anywhere on the stage.
No, that's just Stingray being jank
Notice how it's also $100% useless in turf, it's poorly balanced for every mode.
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>>240781339
Doesn't the team that is behind get free special points over time? It certainly can help stage a comeback, and only idiots ever complain about it.
>The top competitive teams would go regardless of what modes were being played and regardless of if it qualified them for anything.
Yes. Because Squid Game is fun to them, and so is winning at Squid Game. I also fail to see what was unusual about actual children repping a team.
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How do I git gud with motion controls holy fuck my wrists get tired.
Any recommendations?
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>>240781537
Woomy.
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what if your woomy gave you a nibl
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>>240782062
>Doesn't the team that is behind get free special points over time?
It's a bit more complex than that and changes depending on mode and who is in control of the objective depending on mode. In TC team on the tower gets it regardless of who is losing, in rainmaker the team that doesn't have the rainmaker gets it regardless of who is losing.

The amount of special advantage you get really isn't all that significant either. You will have pretty much lost the game by the time you get a special doing nothing if you are losing. It's a marginal effect rather than anything that is hugely important.

The thing that makes turf war even worse though from a competitive point of view is that it really isn't that it doesn't matter how much turf you paint, how well you hold the ground or what you do at all really for the majority of the match as long as you have those last 30 seconds in your control.

>I also fail to see what was unusual about actual children repping a team
Nothing explicitly, I just doubt they would have been the representatives if the top teams had entered. I was merely illustrating the importance that these teams place on winning Koshien.
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>>240782992
Always stretch before playing is one tip I can give you
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i love hime
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>>240783731
adorable little gremlin, nice job
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>>240783731

Very nice. Gj mate
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>>240783731
cute hime
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>>240782992
For beginners it is often recommended to go into the test range and practice doing this type of thing, concentrate on moving in straight lines from where your reticle is positioned to the target, that forms good habits for the future allowing you to automatically take the shortest path from A to B when aiming. Go slowly at first you won't be flicking all over the place like a madman on day one. When comfortable with that you will slowly be able to go faster and keep it in the straight line and be accurate. When you are aiming you shouldn't be using your elbows. Aiming should be done with the wrists.

Besides doing this grab something like a splattershot and just practice swimming around pointing at the targets and shooting, swim, pop out of ink, aim at target with motion, shoot it, pick another, swim to it and repeat. Obviously the targets wont be still in a real match but at some point they will be in that position relatively to you and if you have practised it aiming at that exact position you want to where you think they will end up will be easier.

If you are bad at hitting moving targets the test range to the left might be a little helpful too just to get used to leading your shots. Although nobody actually moves like that you can get a better idea of how far ahead of an opponent you need to aim with your weapon if you want to hit them while moving.

If you want something with a lot more information then watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XloXds3GldU
It is basically what I have written here but with video demonstration, some other stuff you can do and a lot more explanation and waffling. Worth a watch though.
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marry woomy
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>>240785814
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There's an online tourney going on, currently in GF
https://www.twitch.tv/endgametv1
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What is she planning?
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>>240788764
nothing, she just likes watching the cute muffin doze
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What is cuter:
Sleepy woomies?
Hungry woomies?
Pouting woomies?
Genki woomies?
Or confused or dum woomies?
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>>240789470
yes
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>>240788764
to kidnap me
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>>240789470
woomies in heat
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>>240790007
lamp rooms
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>>240789470
choco woomies
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>>240789470
Gogl veemos
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>>240789470
Cooked woomies
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>>240789470
Tiny woomies
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>>240789470
There are many kinds of woomies. They are all good and cute.
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>>240789470
dead woomies
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>>240791164
but what about the bulli woomies?
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>>240789470
Woomies that get confused and fight each other during a shift

>>>/wsg/2615858
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Whos down for SR?
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>>240789470
Raped woomies
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>>240775336
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>>240788882
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>>240792948
Still around? Just got home and feel like unwinding, I'll join for a bit.
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>>240792813
really dum woomies
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Brush mains are truly the weirdest
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>>240794159
im up
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>>240795548
Cool, I'll probably only stick around for around an hour though.
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>>240795880
I want to fuck both of them
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>>240795808
no prob

quick SR ROOM
2/4
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>tfw stuck in Glicko hell
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>>240796510
What the hell is Glicko?
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>>240796804
the ranking system this game uses
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>>240797021
Oh that. I know I've read that word in an article that was posted here but I forgot what it meant.
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>>240796804
A horrible shitty dinosaur of a rank system that gives and takes entirely on win/loss
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>>240797108
Anything else is too easy to exploit by assuming very particular playstyles.
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ATTENTION ALL OCTOS

FUCK OFF

THIS IS A SQUID ONLY THREAD
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>>240798414
no thanks
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>>240798414
based
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>>240798414
What if we fucked octos instead?
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>>240798727
They have taken enough of our yebbys.
Woomys rise up!
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>>240798414
If you wanted octos so badly you could have just asked
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Can anyone slide me a Thermal Ink Annaki Evo Tee?
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>>240798414
Where's the ANTIFA Squids when you need them.
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NICE rounds Goji and Sess. Thanks for joinin!
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Chargers op plz nerf
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Great runs BB and S, gotta go now.
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>>240799407
antifa more like anti-/fa/ because they are dorks dressed in all black
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>>240799865
I feel like the hydra and the ballpoint are way more op.
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>>240799950
>dorks
Dems fightin words in these here parts!
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>>240799967
Hydra is nowhere near OP. You may have a case for Ballpoint though, too vetsitale.
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>>240800086
But dork is a term of endearment here.
Which is why political shoehorning should not be worthy of it.
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>>240800427
You sound like a total dweeb when you say that.
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SHOOT THE TOWER

SHOOT IT

SHOOT THE FUCKING TOWER
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Anybody got the Black V-Neck Tee with Quick Respawn?

0176-1262-2439
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>>240800767
what's that? farm tentamissiles a mile away? gotcha.
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>>240799845
>>240799902
GGs!
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>>240800531
>dweeb
Oh yeah?
Say that to my face you cacahead
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>>240800531
you sound like a sploosh main pal
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>>240800427
so is dum but some people still think it means "mentally retarded"
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>>240801304
Hey now, take it easy there, brother.
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>>240800997
What a nerd.
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>*splats you*

hehe
ur move...
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>>240801992
>my 3 mains and 5 subs of QR kicks in
sasuga anon, it's like i never left
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>>240801316
I think most have gotten past that. We've all come to associate dum with cute
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>>240801992
Omae wa mou supurattedo.
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>>240801992
*it was a hologram*
*teleports behind u*
heh, nothing personnel...
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woomer cheeks
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>>240801992
>Tfw my nephew has been trying to shoe-horn "splatted" into stuff as some kind of punchline but more often than not it makes it sound like he's imagining people actually going splat against concrete and shit like some little sociopath
>I know he's just a really shitty comedian but his mom thinks he's getting mortal kombat type shit from video games
Fucking nine year olds.
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>clam blitz
>shit maps
Guess I'm not playing ranked for 2 hours when I know deranking will happen.
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>>240803495
Cheeky cheeks
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Anybody's up for some SR?
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>>240783236
Thanks anon I've been doing this for couple of months, and I think its helped with some other wrist problems I've had.
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Turf war angers me a lot more than ranked for some reason.
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nibbl
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>>240805430
does your pay grade matter? im at overachiever right now
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>>240806648
are you grinding gear or weapon freshness? if you actually care about winning then anger makes sense.
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>>240806735
Since you're at Overachiever, a Profreshional's paygrade can't increase, meaning slower rewards for them, and they also can't recover from a Wave 1 or 2 paygrade reduction until you're at the same rank.
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Just thought I'd clarify SR title shenanigans for anyone new.
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>>240807193
ah okay, ill probably just freelance till then
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>>240806735
I don't mind it personally, I like helping others, but it might matter to others
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are the octos gone yet
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>>240808678
veemo
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>>240808834
beebity beeb
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>>240807650
I was just explaining that silliness with job titles, MN's pretty cool to run with anyone. The real problem would probably be the unpredictable hazard levels from anybody joining that could potentially be overwhelming for you right now, but that might not be too bad if you enjoy a challenge.
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GGs lads, I'm gonna call it here
I don't comprehend on why this rotation is so hard, this weapon set is stellar
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>>240809359
Freelancers can't use range blaster, and random is asking too much of them.
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>>240806954
Grinding gear
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>>240800314
How do I counter Hydra as roller?
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>>240809359
GG
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>>240808678
no
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Newbie here. I've been enjoying the shit out of the inkbrush because of how much space it can cover quickly, but unlike the roller it doesn't seem to have much killing power. Am I retarded or am I supposed to just be more defensive with the inkbrush than the roller?
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>>240800427
Has there ever been any overt political shoehorning though? It's all looks to be to be tongue and cheek.
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>>240811214
I thought that at first, but then whenever something political happens in america he goes apeshit about it and spams. Shortly thereafter, he uses his antifa stuff for the OP, then says "if you don't like it it's your fault" as if to coerce /ink/ goers into voting on his side of the spectrum, I guess? It's extremely grating and awkward and everyone's done telling him to fuck off because at this point, we might as well be talking to a brick wall, so we just grin and bear it.
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>>240811187
inkbrush requires a lot of effort and trigger mashing to preform well
flanking for kills or being a distraction for your team seems to work but I don't use it much
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>>240811187
brush is a meme tier weapon, you are pretty much the punching bag of everyone
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Conyges /ink/
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>>240811505
>he uses his antifa stuff for the OP, then says "if you don't like it it's your fault" as if to coerce /ink/ goers into voting on his side of the spectrum, I guess?
pretty sure it's to shit on nobody making a new thread until page 10
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>>240811893
that was the impression I got as well
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>>240811646
I literally cannot fap anymore without thinking of the idols. I'm not trying to be cute or funny. I'm dead fucking serious, and I don't like it. Looking at or watching or reading anything else just redirects me to think of one of them instead. I have to close my eyes and think of whatever I'm taking in redrawn/rewritten for them, otherwise I can only barely finish, or it feels drastically less satisfactory. This is not healthy and I know it and it eats at me.
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>>240811505
I didn't see anything that correlates to any major events in American or European politics to the posts I've seen. The timing just comes off as completely random.
I'm thinking you're just making a mountain out of a molehill.
Ever considering just rolling with it and seeing what happens?
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>>240811893
Yeah, but he's done that before page ten several times. Either way, I'm done stressing over it. I feel like if he reads it he'll just get all smug and shit and pull a pseudo babt-tier "lel u mad" response.
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>>240812145
Just stop fapping for awhile. That should help reset you.
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>>240811646
I don't know why but I've been fantasizing about having a yandere /ink/ gf, it sounds pathetic but the idea of it makes me giddy
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>>240811646
I have the /aco/ thread open in another window and constantly check it.
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>>240812262
He's complained about republicans winning elections here multiple times. I couldn't give less of a rat's ass about some dumbasses o capitol here, at least while I'm here. I'll talk about politics on my own time in their own appointed place, not in a thread on a Cambodian basket weaving forum about a goddamn squid game.

Squeeds
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too many spoilers, have a cute octo
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looks like a classified document in here lol
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>>240812714
cute lil veemer
>>240812912
Yeah well, why don't you go and _______________________________[redacted]
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>>240811632
I may be a bit short on effort, but my trigger mashing game is on point. I know the main goal in Turf War is to just ink as much territory as you can, but I feel like I lose every engagement where I don't catch them completely unaware, whereas with the roller I can force engagements in my favor with good positioning and terrain awareness.

I guess I'll try mostly staying out of fights and just inking everything.
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Floppers. That is all.
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>>240813589
f l o b s
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>>240812145
same, but not as bad. I don't have to think of the idols, just splatoon characters
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God i hate the flying Salmon. Theyre so fucking annoying to kill
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>>240813589
Well fuck me, I forgot the image.
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>>240811646
I'm so fucking lonely it hurts
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>>240813371
>I'll try mostly staying out of fights
avoid head on fights but definitely try getting the enemy from behind or they'll just take over your turf on some other part of the map
>>240813589
highest quality
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>>240813728
They can be inktelligent.
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>>240813858
Bullyesque woomy spotted in the background
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>>240813858
>>240814003
>NEEEERD
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>>240813858
counterpoint
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>>240813858
very dum mean woomy.
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>>240814003
>background
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>>240813858
look at this floppy tentacled woomy
just ridiculous
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>>240814279
All I'm seeing in the foreground is a very dum (and somewhat mean) woomy amongst jellies that should be pantsless and dancing.
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New bread when
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Where is the baker?
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>>240812539
Looking through the archives I can find only one post where the ANTIFA poster talks about real life politics and it's in response to a conversation about Hurricane Irma. And they attempt to steer the conversation back to to game as well. Just about every other post appears to be either a Splatoon tinged parody or just randomness. Like posts just going on about 'JUSTICE' unless that's code for something I'm not aware of. Also, looking at the threads created, based on post count of the previous threads, they all look to be made pretty late, so I'm going to agree with >>240811893 view.

From your statements, and the evidence, it looks like you've made multiple falsehoods, which makes me believe there's something deeper going on. But I don't care enough to dig that deep.
You should consider just filtering the filenames so you don't need to see those posts. That would solve the problem.


Alright done with that. posting an Inkling of questionable intelligence.
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>>240814458
Who ever makes it be sure to add the new Match making website Nintendo made and the tourney
http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/01/nintendo_creates_new_splatoon_2_website_to_help_you_find_teams_and_enter_tournaments
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>>240814568
baking
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>>240814894
Looks like this is the end of /ink/. Where are you going to go once this thread dies /ink/?
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>>240814627
Fine work, detective, that's why you're the best cop on the force!
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Move along
>>240815067
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>>240815031
Kill my woomy
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>>240783236
>>240784596
What are the noob friendly weapons?
I am only doing story mode so far, wanna finish it before going online and the bucket seems to be it.
But I don't wanna gimp myself from good weapons.
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>>240815479
Splattershot is a good weapon for new players, unlocks at level 2 with the not so great special and level 4 with one of the best specials in the game. I think it is called the Hero Shot in the single player.

It is kind of the default, baseline weapon on Splatoon and will teach you all the basics of playing the game well in terms of aiming and movement without relying on any gimmicks. Easy for beginners to pick up and viable even at the professional level. Strong killing power and decent inking.



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