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Hugs with muffin!
If Team Samurai vs Knight Happens what will you pick?
Please look at herthe chocolate caramel woomy
>>240667384I have both outfits, so I dunno.I think the knight one looks cute on Veemos though so maybe that.
>>240667384knight because i'm not a weeb
What is this Booyah Back thing everyone has in the lobby.I don't get it.
>>240667991BOOYAHS. ARE. EARNED.
>>240668558EARNED. BY. BOOYAH'ING.
>>240668558>Booyahs are earned.
>>240668798>shitty twitter memefuck off nigger
>>240668558BOOYAHS. ARE. GIVEN.
>>240668558Y I K E S
>>240668646>>240668798>>240668894>>240669053WORK YOU FUCKING SLACKERS IF YOU WANT YOUR BOOYAH
Well I'm fucked.
i guess they'll stay married afterall
>>240669173This guyHe wont booyah back for your booyah bombsHe will lose your matchDo not trust him
I am a cute veemo in a witch outfit!My octobrush is my broom!
>>240669201death by unfreshness>>240669413booyahing at b-bomb reveals your location dumbo
>>240669441post the pic or GTFO
>>240669582But I am playing kirby! I would have to close it!
Doing some SR add me if you want to
>>240669890Give me a moment, i'll join.
>>240668558Unironically this. Ignore anons that say otherwise. Generally only disgusting yebbies are the ones to booyah at the start of matches and they should rightfully be ignored. Those same players are also the ones most likely to be weakest on the team and prone to throwing/squid partying. Most of the time when I'm on a team where they start booyahing at the beginning, we go on to lose the match. Shit's cursed.Booyahing is fine:In Salmon RunAmongst friends in a roomWhen a booyah bomb is going ofAfter a good play is madeAfter you avenge a teammate or they avenge youBooyahing for no reason in pvp settings other than "muh hype and morale bro" is retarded.
GG MN, C and A>>240308292>>240307201This is 3 days late, but a mod decided to put me on forced vacation. Can’t bad mouth reddit these days, since it's bad form not to GG teammates, so.GG *t and w. And GG w, s and l for the Last Outpost runIt would really be nice to have an in game or other in console messaging system to give people a heads up. Damn it Nintendo.
>>240670247GGs lad, I'm gonna rehost in about 30 minutes if you want to play again
>>240670247better late than never
>>240669413>helping dipshit with his booyah bomb>we're close to taking the lead>I get splat>say ouch to notify him of the incoming danger>THIS LITERAL FUCKING N SUPERJUMPS BACK TO OUR FUCKING SPAWN AND BOOYAHS AS THE TIMER COUNTS DOWN>we lose>-50I FUCKING HATE YOU STUPID ASS FAGGOT FUCKING COCK SUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT'S FUCKING 50 FUCKING POINTS I HAVE TO SCRAP TOGETHER FOR ANOTHER FUCKING FUCK YOU BOOYAH FAGGOTS DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I DON'T FUCKING THINK YOU DO I'd snap my controller if Nintendo wasn't being the grinches of controller prices.
>>240669890Need one more for full party
>>240669413>>240670709Not to mention booyah bomb will reveal position if you booyah back. Honestly the damn thing already charges fast enough just from the user's mashing and the data says only 5 friend booyahs are considered for the quicker charge. The free special gauge isn't really worth it either after the 2nd or 3rd booyah too.
>>240669890it's ok to go with a random until someone else adds you/joins
>>240670709Calm down, t
>>240671059Ya guessed wrong, paco.
>>240667430How do you download them anyway?
>>240671138He owns the Japanese version of the game and screenshots them all.
>>240671350Thought there was a way to download the actual images for 1:1 pixel accuracy. That's quite a hassle then.
Pat a choco woomy on the head
>>240672016choco woomy nuzzles her cheek into your hand and pat it too
And now, a pointless 5 part picture series.
>>240672220cool as fuck woomy in the background
>>240672220who's the granny
>>240672016>>240672123choco woomy PICKS SEAWEED ON MY PLANTATION BECAUSE ALL BLACK CEPHS SHOULD BE SLAVES
>>240672220>>240672383>>240672571>>240672752please stop fucking up the image limit
>>240672807this. He isn't even telling a story to make it interesting
>>240673220Already happened. Squids won
>>240673121The visual expressions should very easily tell the story.
Octolings eating calamari!
>>240673481Hell I'd share some calimari with my woomy
>>240669890Done for now, gotta head out. Thanks for hosting.
>>240673220I saw that post in my square, too. Was it one of you fuckers?
>>240674007A woomy eating calimari would be like a human eating chimpanzee. A bit questionable, and you'll probably get some weird disease if it's not cooked right, but it's not quite cannibalism.
>>240669890Still doing SR octofrineds
>>240674102>>240674236I'm not sure what you're trying to do but you're not succeeding.
>>240674607Sent you a FR.
>>240675084I'll add you in a sec
>this could've been our fishing gear
>>240676335>>240676335Doesn't look very protective at all. I prefer what we have now
>>240676335Perfect for getting chumdumpstered
>>240676335I like the one we have now more desu
Looks like i'm not playing the game until the next splatfest.Place your bets if I'm able to get a perfect or 2 slot version for either of them.
>>240674607Thanks L, L, W, .A. Was fun
>>240676335They should of made pants an option too for gear.
>>240676894At least you can play SR. But honestly trying to get those pures from murch is a bad meme. If you have the money you should at least scrub the 1 slots he gives you. And if you get a 2 slot just fucking take it.
>>240677268How did it end?
>>240676335they should have used this for woomers and what we have for yebbers
>>240677391the match ended in 30 seconds
>>240677268Dualie dudes rule!
>>240677519>>240677598Woomies and veemos should have gotten some bikini Grizzco uniforms.
>>240677627gjdapplets are dumb
>>240677885That's alittle too far even for me
>tfw I finally got all the gear loadouts I wantedIf Splatoon 3 ever comes out I really need to grind more efficiently.
>>240667430bless you anon for creating actual worthwhile content for this general
>>240677627>Rainy without a chargerLike being naked
>>240678506good meme name, W
woomyTL note: this means woomy
>>240678506>even dapples can't contain violent bully urges.
>>240680312essential for grinding freshness>>240681367yeah they should be using the superior neo sploosh (and DR if they desperately need their crutch roll)>bully stupid anon
>>240684197How do I do this?
>>240679116You're very welcome
>>240684197>mfw every time I try shooting them down lag fucks me and we just tradeI somehow had an easier time shooting them down before the changes.
Thoughts on this ceph?
>>240684645equip a yeblet magnet to your weapon
>>240684820Whore of Babylon
i was having fun with the kensa dynamothen i remember i wanted to actually pressure charger so i had to back to gold
>>240684645>how to be a splooshchad >>236178558>how to kill splashdownsaim up
remove splashdown for splatoon 3 please
>>240676894I don't understand why people go for Pure MPUI haven't tested it much, but i'm pretty sure that a main and a sub or 2 of it is all you'll need before the bonus they give caps. Pure MPU gear seems like a waste of time to me.
>>240684197Having a K:D ratio over 2:1 and averaging 10 kills or more per match makes you a bully, w.Calling you a bully is my way of saying that I think you're a very skilled player and your woomy is very cute too, I don't actually believe her to be a bully that beats up other cephs and takes their lunch money.
>>240685576This. As a roller, a main and 2 or 3 subs seems fine.
>>240684820Would of been better as a woomy but she's alright
>>240685576There are a gorillion different bonuses for different weapons and they all behave differently
>>240685576>I don't understand why people go for Pure MPUFor memery purposes, brother, what better way to deal with the dumpster fire of game balancing than throwing a barrel of gasoline on it?
>>240686247It doesn't make a difference after enough though.
>>240686130>main and 2 or 3 subs seems fine.So a pure
>>240686058I figured it was something like that and I appreciate your views on my squid, but I will still show mild resistance to being wrongfully called a bully.
>>240685576I use 1 main and 1 sub to uncuck the Dualie squelchers by Ink Armor
Agent 8Smash or Pass?
>>240687708>veemoPass. If she doesn't go "woomy" I'm not interested
>>240687916but agent 8 says woomy
I can't believe /ink/ likes Pearl more than Marina.
Now this is a good idea.
>>240688587>Smash and Pass>Pass>Test passedI see what you did there.
>>240688752>reuse ones that were more popular>if the results are different from before they can reuse it AGAIN (much later) for a best 2 out of 3lazy but might be better than nothing at all
>>240688752obligated to not do it because it makes too much sense
>>2406866231 pure MPU gear might be worth it (I don't know the caps on bonuses for everything). I tested the L3 once and you only need one main and one sub of MPU to reach the bonus cap. Smartest choice for MPU to me is to just buy gear with Main MPUs rather than going for pures of it. use those sub slots for other abilities like main saver or swim speed.
>>240688707/ink/ always liked Marina more. Alot of people aren't here anymore and probably by sheer chance more Marinafags left
>>240684197fun fact: special power up increases the jump heightsource: leanyoshi's ability appendix
Woomer> Marie≥ Callie> Veemo> Pearl≥ Marina
>>240689905fairly good opinion
Woomilfs are best woomies
>>240689905fairly bad opinionceph = ceph
>>240688752Or just add shifty stations to the course rotation and make turf war one of the competitive modes so people aren't subjected to 24-48 hours straight of nothing but turf war without at least a new gimmick to justify it. All the benefits of splatfests (ranked turf wars, new stages) with none of the annoyance or tedium. They could come up with interesting ways to impliment earning sea snails into regular play as well so you don't have to wait a month between restocking. Splatfests are fun for the hype and theming, but techically speaking are one of the most artificially restricted parts of the game with elements that should be spread out to everyday play once the novelty has worn off.
Do people play this game alot?
>>240688752Start reusing the S1 Splatfests, so that way they don't become "rematches" between Pearl and Marina.They have to stop eventually. Ideally they would stop them with the release of Splatoon 3 but it looks like it's going to be much sooner than that
>>240684820Now that Alice has the game, I want to see a picture of the four squids with the Squid Sisters VAs. I seem to remember them having the game too.
>>240690745Why did she start playing so late in the stage of things anyways?
>>240690775treehouse invention that they will probably retcon or backpedal on if they redo a splatfest
>>240690968>>240691020that was the joke
>>240690628I got over 2k on my NA copy alone
anyone want to SR?
>>240692470I can play for a bit
>>240692470Sure, I might have to leave soon though depending.
>>240692470turn it up
>>240692927>>240692928>>240692958>>240692986SendaRoom is open and FR accepted
>25 - 100 Clam rushOk we just have to not fucking be retarded>Bloblobber front lines>gives 9 clams to the enemy>They win 24-25>Blob went 2/8AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>240693163And... I already got to leavegg S, S and BBspot open!
>>240693830gg T thanks for the gamegood luck
You get a call from Nintendo. Splat3 will have a yebby/weyyo idol duo and Nintendo wants (You) to name them. What do you suggest?
>>240695152blet and eggo
>>240695152Timmy and Dad
>>240668558>>240669173i always booyah backalso if the anon that drew this last thread is here i wanted to say thank you again so much it made my week, i didnt see you post it until later
>>240695152Derek and Hansel
sorry gtg ggs
How do I get robust at Salmon Run?
YEGGs, S, S and G!comfortable rounds
>>240696580situation priority and staying alive
>>240696447GGs all around
...is this a woomy?
whats a woomy weakest spot?
>>240667220why is the torso so long?the proportions are shit
>>240697337Her heart. Just tell her that you love her, you'll see what I mean.
>>240688752STOP. LOCKING. ME. OUT. OF. RANKED.
Im back anyone want to play some more SR?sorry I had some personal issues so I had to stop at that moment
>>240698883Count me in
>>240695469shouldn't you be a family man by now?
GGs frawst you funny woomy
GGs Frawst, didn't expect ya to join but we scored some stellar rounds!
>>240699102>>240699140I haven't had that much fun in Salmon Run in ages. Thanks guys!
>>240698968>>240699239SendaRoom is up
>>240699286Can't join. Did you fill up already?
>>240699594nope we went with a randomand we had a little incident full now
>duh durr anon is saying this way buh I has teh RM and fires it teh other wayGood god I'm glad I cleaned my block list. Room for new retards.
>>240699594if they're full it will say so otherwise just assume they're in a game
>>240699702>he actually filled his block listCould this be putz?
>>240699837putz wishes he had the number of retards as me on his blocklist
>>240667245I always hug my Callie plush
>>240699837I'm more surprised that there are people on /ink/ that haven't.
>>240700073I hug my pillow and think of an /ink/ poster
>>240700094I exclusively block squid partiersThis only really happens in turf war, so my block list fills slowly. I lobby jump for everything else.
How badly would you want these to be real?
>>240700094I stopped bothering after encountering the people I blocked multiple times>>240700223I hope it's me
>>240699754I saw a version where it's Pearl drawn in the same way as that Guile, too bad I didn't think about screenshoting it. Why couldn't they just have a menu where you can view all of the posts you freshed anyway?
>>240700473I’d give an arm and a leg for it
Who here /preordered/?
>>240700473Those look pretty good. Almost can't tell that it's a modified S1 yebby and S1 woomy with the ink tank from the purple S1 yebby.
I've never encountered a squid party in my 10 days of playing this game.
>>240700751>not both possible agent 3s
>>240700751dx versionI am good goy
>>240700223I want to buy a dakimakura of Squinty woomy. You know the one.
would a squid in squid form or in kid form be better used as a pillow?
>>240700473they should put the gear in game
>made it to overachieverAm I gonna make it?
>>240701919it doesn't get hard until profresh 400 so...
>>240700923Consider yourself lucky>>240701919Probably
>>240701919if you're talking about profresh then yes because despite being the highest rank it is still very easy to get to
>>240700094I stopped filling my block list when I stopped playing solo. League throwers are super rare in duos and if you're blocking people over turf war you need to get evaluated for anger management and ask why you're even wasting your time on something that's supposed to be relaxing.
Night night, /ink/>>240702247Sleep tight woomy
>>240702471I've managed to make turf war frustrating by going for flags but I don't block people>need to get evaluated for anger managementmore than likely
>>240702471Even if I'm not getting angry and I shit on squid partiers, I'd rather not risk getting in the same lobby as them again.
>>240702471>>240702720I don't really get mad, I just can't stand throwers in any mode. There are many more than 100 of them too, but oh well.
>>240702827you can just not re-join the lobby after the match, it's like 5 extra seconds to save 3 more minutes of pain
>>240703009Of course I'm gonna leave the lobby, but it also takes 30 seconds to guarantee not running into culprits again.
>SR earlier>10/10 runs>SR now>fucking 3.4/10Really getting kicked down now.
GGs, it's 3am where I am so I'mma go to bed, gnight.t. F
>>240703150I mean you're giving me (You)s so I guess you like wasting time
>>240703171you'll have to carry harder
>>240703297It's even more of a waste of time to end up in a squidparty lobby again.But yeah I'm just bored right now
>>240670027Corrupted Marie is the best one
>>240702151I remember when we started at 40 every shift and the idea of 3 boss Salmon spawning at the start was impossibly taxing.
ggs FSendaRoom 3/4
>>240703645I always had more fun after getting to at least 200. 40 is just so boring.
>>240703516sorry you don't like it but that's what you have to do
>good discussions>good art>no ocfags So proud of y'all. 2019 might be the year we finally make /ink/ great again.
>>240703982Anon-kun if you wanted OCs so badly you could've just asked instead of trying to pull this reverse psychology stuff
>>240703645Honestly always found Profresh 40 a bit too easy, even with randumbs.>>240703839I'm not the guy you gave the shitty advice to. Carrying is a fact of life with online team games, but sometimes you just can't and have to look more closely at what you did wrong.
>>240703982 You fool what have you done?! You've jinxed us all!
>>240703645>14 quotathat's cute
>>240703982>good discussionsyes, let's argue about callie again
>>240704173way to take the bait idiot just let them slink back to their discord
Anyone have art of updo cephs with the see-thru visor? That's pretty much my thing.
>>240704695you could just boot the game anonyou do have the game, right?
>>240704872Yes but it's not the same when it's my own character in 3D
>>240700578>not saving art or screenshotswhat's it like to not be able to afford enough hard drive space anon?
>>240705025just learn to draw zzzhttps://www.pixiv.net/howto
>>240684820"Mother of my children" material.
>>240701646even better, make Splatoon 3 a prequel
>>240705561>Marina has permanent heart pupils You know what you did Nintendo
>>240706102>this>heart pupilYou need to get your eyes checked, mate.
>>240706102Those are peanuts at bestPearl is the one with star eyes and the moe anime fang
>>240705239That's the one.
ggs g, L and TIm going to take a small break
GG S, L and G
>>240706876I dislike this image simply because of who it's associated toDon't ask if you don't know I won't say anymore
>>240707954Ignorance is bliss I guess.
>>240708295Perfect thot more like it
>>240708295Do you think stuff like this gets posted often on Ika-chan by thirsty woomies?
>>240708295octos a cute
>>240708589>tfw no veemo gf to manmenmi her shoolguess I'll splat
>>240708295>>240708806Why do woomies and veemos like swaying so much?
>>240708975probably an evolutionary holdover from floating in water
>>240708975They're sluts and they know it
>>240708975all cephs are inherently lewd
>>240688752>monthly rematch SplatfestsWould make the game a lot more fun after they stop supporting the game.
>>240708975They got the hips to back it up
>>240709651why is this veemo smiling?
>>240708975I heard weyyos sway too, but did anyone actually confirm that?
Hello fellow squids!I just got the game a few days ago, and I just hit lvl 10. Just wondering what I should be doing at this point, so far all I've done is play turf wars.Also looking for people to play with!
>>240709702She's showing off to her dum gogl girlfriend
>>240709809This is a great place to find people to play with, well in everything that's not league considering you're new, most people here host Salmon run but on occasions there's meme private battles and regular turf war lobbies, just send a FR to anybody who's hosting to play
>>240709826jejalso nice gear nerd
>>240709809Have you been playing with motion controls? Also ranked has (in my opinion) much more interesting game modes than turf war. And if you want to team up with people you have to make it to B- in at least one mode. Just don't take stock in your rank and just play for the sake of playing the game. Your rank will settle where you deserve to be eventually.
>>240709809Get into Ranked, boyAlso try out Salmon Run
>>240709886Do you think when they kiss their goggles touch?
>>240710132That's a lewd question anonYes
>>240710018>>240710010I'll keep my eye open for people hosting! Salmon run is the horde mode right? Haven't gotten a chance to play yet.I can't use motion controls for the life of me. Should I be? I haven't done any ranked yet, but I usually score pretty high in casual play. Is there really much difference skill wise for the players in ranked?
>>240672571did she...just fart?
>>240709852i love this style a lot
>>240710239>I can't use motion controls for the life of me. Should I be?100%, you are at a sizeable disadvantage to anyone using them.
>>240710239Unless your hands are super shaky you can eventually get a grip with the motion controls they just have a decently high learning curve. Since this game has no aim assist or acceleration on just stick controls it's much more stiff and harder to hit stuff then it is in typical console shooters. Ranked players C- through B+ are gonna typically be just as good or worse then what you're fighting in TW now give or take. The main appeal of ranked to most is more the fact that there are 4 different game modes that can't be played otherwise without private lobbies. And salmon run is pretty standard for a horde mode with it's own unique rules but simple enough. Everybody that hosts is at the highest rank for it though so it's preferred that you get up there and get a grip with the mode before playing with most groups. But some may be willing to help you get up, but it will make it harder then it should be for you at the rank you'll be at.
>>240710239yes use motionC- players are worse than what you encounter in turf war so you don't have to stress that
I can't tell if my Veemo is cuter in the knights armor or the witch outfit.
>>240710710I think she'd be cuter in in a blender.But seriously, maybe the knight armor. The witch outfit is so overdone by everyone.
it didn't take long for the normies to realize they needed to shit up the thread when they literally have a whole server to do this shit
>>240710710She'd be much cuter in the Fresh Fish Gear
>>240711014The armor is blender-proof.It will keep the Veemo safe!
>>240711110it didn't take long for you to start whining again
>>240710660>>240710690I'll try to start using motion controls then! I usually play with a handheld though, so motion controls might get be difficult to use.I'm guessing most people play with a screen or tv?
>>240711113No thats for male octo.
>>240711110I'm one of the ones posting the webms and I'm not in any server. Prefer to keep my degeneracy anonymous
>>240710710Man I'm sill a bit bummed that the armor is leaves the hips/thighs uncovered, ruins it for me
>>240711228Most people do, but there's a few stellar players who play handheld exclusively, it just depends on what you find comfortable, if you're fine with the tiny screen then stay handheld
>>240711298I like it almost. It makes my Veemo look like a big cosplaying dork.
>>240711110>webms of inklings and octolings swaying>normiesBased fucking retard
>>240710239You'll start at C rank>C: literal retards>B: players start getting a grip on gameplay>A: first real gap in skill where you'll meet some resistance>S: second gap, players starting to be decent to good>S+: S but worse because you have to get through S+0 to S+10>X: best players (or most persistent ones)The one thing you have to keep in mind is that at any rank, you will get the retards, and the other team will get the prodigies, and there's nothing you can do about that.
>>2407112399 out of 10 times I see that outfit in the square, it's a veemo underneath it.
>>240711110I prefer the active thread with cute ceph posting on top of actual game discussion rather then dead with "wow dead general" posting
>>240711527Doing well in solo queue in this game is just "how well can you solo carry and how consistently can you do it".
>>240711689Yeah, thread's actually in a pretty decent state right now. Cute and lewd cephs alongside advising a new player.
>>240711830And on top of the amount of /ink/ lads playing together in SR? I say we're in good spot
why are we still here? just to woomy?
>>240711448>>240711527Just played a match with motion controls on.It's gonna be awhile before I'm use to this lol.
>>240712026To booyah, or not to booyah.
How do cephalopods torture prisoners of war?
>>240712039Singleplayer's a good training ground. Maybe even SR? As long as what you're fighting is a dumb AI it will be a lot easier to come to grips with it.
>>240712039Yeah totally, it's alright to star with .5/1 motion sense, In truth, I use 1.5 myself and 5 stick
>>240712078They don'tAlternatively, they make them read abusefag's posts
>>240712140start* sorry newfriend
>>240711228Almost certainly better off playing docked for this game.
I KEEP FAILING SALMON RUNTHIS NEVER USED TO HAPPEN BUT I CAME BACK AFTER A FEW WEEKS TODAY AND I HAVE YET TO WIN ONE
>>240712560Host a lobby anon, I'm sure some are antsy to play in sub profresh 400 games
>>240712102by the time you type out normalfag you're already old gramps
I miss mike
>>240712773if I made $5k/mo+ donations and was the #1 adult animator on patreon I wouldn't hang around you losers either
>>240712940But he still gives us stuff from time to timeHe's based>>240712727What did he mean by this
forgot about this one
>>240713035congrats, you've wasted your youth on transient culture. you will never get that time back. good job, faggot
>>240713250you mean like every other person in their youth?>inb4 b-but I wasn't like the other kids
>>240713414>implying you have friends to compare experiences towew lad, get a load of this keyboard warrior
>>240713250>says the dude who's wasting his time complaining about nothing on a indonesian blanket charity forum>he thinks this makes him superior to everyone else
>>240713618i'm not trapped here with you, you're trapped here with me boyo
Octors hate herFind out her 1 method to make her floppersTHIS BIG
Is roller without ninja viable? I built a set without it and I'm getting pummeled. I mostly like the extra speed.
>>240714049Just be more careful about your positioning and do light tilt movement for when you really want to not be seen in ink. Sub-strafing can also help with evasive maneuvers and positioning to get an enemy but that's semi-tough.
>>240713986I need this with Callie
>>240713618I thought it was a cantonese basket weaving forum
I only play Turf War and I spam Booyah at every opportunity to help team morale
>>240713986big "squeeze the life out of you" flops are the sign of a healthy squid
>>240714429You're probably shitposting, but constant booyah's get very grating very fast. I'm fine with some in the beginning (and I'll usually booyah back) but any booyah's from there on out should be earned. And of course booyah backed when some booyahs at you.
>>240714512I want those tentacles wrapped around me while I sleep with her
>>240715645God I love her so much
>>240715841Did someone order some bisk?
>>240716047I love her so much as well.
>>240716278Maybe the clips?>>240716547Bobbl really never caught on and gogls seem to be used exclusively by some veemos.
>>240716278enforced pants usage
>>240716889a troublesome codsplayer who will be found out and dealt with
>>240716797>>240716889Typical corrupt politician, wants to ban something so only they can have it.
>>240716649>Exclusively by some veemosI've only seen those veemo couples being called gogls because they're the only veemos with the pilot goggles thats posted here I also like the fact that they almost always the owners play together, I like seeing them look at eachother outside grizzco
>>240718329the fuck is this artstyle
>>240718423I don't really see the issue
>>240719689Everyone wants to pretend they're /ic/ grognards
>>240720401the fuck is this artstyle
>>240720534I don't really see the issue
>>240684197Can I do this being a shitter C- roller?
>>240719897Short shorts > spatsProve me wrong
>>240721428Spats show off the finer details while still legally covering everything. Short shorts are just there, blocking the view
>>240721423I don't really play roller but it seems to me like it would be one of the easiest weapons to kill a splashdown mid air with.Just need to practice flicking up your aim quickly and paying attention to what specials people have helps too. You know if someone with a splashdown special is just rushing towards you even though they are clearly going to die that any second you can expect the splashdown. You know that if you corner someone with a splashdown special ready and they feel threatened you can expect the splashdown any second and be prepared to flick up.
>>240695152Mike and Litoris
>tfw this small child is a better splatoon player than you will ever be
>>240700923>>240702216What's a squidparty anyway?t. 30 or so days
>>240721960I'm still trying to get used to using a controller again
>>240721765T-thanks for serious answer, I was only half-joking asking this because it just seems so improbable I want to git gud
>>240721423I find it easier with rollers since you don't have to be as precise with the crosshair placementif you see a glowing enemy they'll more often than not splashdown if you're near them so being mentally prepared to aim where they're going to be is keyit has become second nature for me
>>240722278woomies make my wood uncontrollable
>>240722612i can't even imagine what was going through that dude's mind at that very moment, getting styled on so fucking hard
>>240722612That webm is so satisfying...One of my last matches was near constant spam f splashdowns, we still won but it was so fucking irritating I had to go take a walk
>splatoon 3, instead of being a a direct sequel and taking place after 1 and 2, is a prequel and takes place many years before the first game>game takes ideas and style from 90's to early 2000's culture in a heavy fashion>weapons look much more stylized around toys of that age, using things like clear plastic and awkward designs along with most things being advertised as nearly unbreakable>"idols" for this game are a group of four squid brothers who have their own rock band, with splatfests having two brothers pitted against the other two>story consists of you helping a much younger and more able captain cuttlefish save callie and marie as small children from an unknown (non octo) threat>squids in the square can be seen playing with clunky cellphones or playing gameboys with cable linkwhat would you think of this?
>>240722915No. If it's good, don't break it.
>>240722915>much younger and more able captain cuttlefishCuttlefish is 130 years old.
>>240722741Probably not too much, playing tetras a lot for the last couple of months it is fairly commonplace that you get killed for using splashdown unless you are superjumping to use it. Although that is in rank X rather than turf war so probably less common there and at lower ranks generally to get punished for it.
>>240723091>Probably not too muchthis
>>240723245To be fair its probably not too far off to assume probably not too much is going through the mind of most players in any given splatoon match.
>>240722741it was a base racing sploosh so probably nothing at all>>240722903once you get decent at swatting them out of the air you look forward to facing weapons with it
SR(Cday) 8249-0164-9316Will wait 3 minutes then go in.
Ever sub-strafe in C- on a smurf just to flex on newbs?
>>240724370I only ever played charger on my smurf account so there wasn't much call for it. You end up in the S+ within a rotation too.
>>240723890Sure I guess I'll join. Kinda tired though
>>240714421no it's a malaysian rug weaving imageboard
>>240722915I don't know, a sequel wouldn't be too bad>instead of Inkopolis, you're in the subterranean Octo City>you are an Octoling living in the aftermath of Octavio's defeat>sleep pods stacked together like Kowloon, rust and rain damage seeping down>you can visit and decorate your gloomy little pod as a dressing room (favorite outfits on wire hangers), trophy wall (Polaroid photos of achievements like rankups), and squad hangout (a janky CRT computer screen to connect to friends/invite chatrooms)>all manner of strange Deep Sea creatures roaming the walkways, a lot of NPCs on the street you can talk to>pre-inked areas and gushers let you travel vertically to take in the sites and reach new shops>street vendors hawking cosmetic items like keychains, pins, earrings, masks, nail jobs, new hairstyles and leggings - no separate shop screens for gear because it's all street carts and stalls>the battle lobby is an old combat simulation training barracks hacked together from reclaimed tech>the general aesthetic is a mix of 70s hair metal, 80s punk, 90s grunge, and millennial EDM in a retrowave cyberpunk smorgasbord>as dark and run down as everything is, you can see life and color taking root here by the flickering TVs playing modern commercials and even some Squid Sisters/OTH segments (walk up to a screen to get the current rotation at any time)
>>240725252They aren't gonna make octos the main characters
>rando DCed but the quota didn't go downhuh
>>240726023RememberT W E N T YD O L L A R S
>>240726023You'd still be making up for his share if he'd stayed
GG C and R.
>>240727004She smells nice.
>>240727004woomies are cuter
>>240727126But that's a woomy, anon.
>>240727171that's a squid
>>240727004i love this squid
>>240727192Yes, and woomies are squids, dum anon.
>>240727441What did you think woomies were
>>240726996ggs T.>>240723890Gonna be my last one. ggs to you too I'm getting tired
>>240727441Did you somehow not know?
>>240726996>>240727652GG everyone thanks for playing.
2/4 for sammin if anyone feels like joining.
>>240730634I still can't believe the absolute madlad did it
Wake up dum squids
>>240731864No, this is real octo hours
>>240731864Sorry I sleep now. It's almost 6 in the morning
>>240731864I wish I wasn't awake
>>240731864I am, but not by choiceI had a nightmare
>>240732625if you're the recurring nightmare guy you should probably just stop sleepingit'll work out
>>240732828But you die if you don't sleep
>>240732625that suckshave a cute squid
>>240667245Always>>240727004Happy that she's not alone anymore.I always make sure that they are tucked in some covers together before I go to bed.
>>240733407why is /ink/ so obsessed with hair tentacles
>>240734775they flop around
>>240734775They're cute and funny, and good for hugs if they're long enough.
>>240731864I'm pulling an all nighter for dumb reasons and playing Zelda in Ultimate. She's really fun.>>240735245They're big, silly looking appendages that flop whenever squids move. What's not to like?
>>240732828I wish it was that easy anon
The more I play this the more I'm realizing how absolutely garbage the joycons are. Every single match I'm fighting the controllers more than the other team. Shit either loses connection entirely or holds a direction while I'm trying to fucking shoot, causing me to get destroyed repeatedly. Seriously ready to throw these fucking things out a window.
So I'm about to finally bite the bullet and buy online, can you guys tell me what major changes happened since now and back when it was free?
>>240736356Just accept it already.
>>240736597Game wise, quite a bitOnline wise? Literally not a single fucking thing
>>240736627I can't make my brain move both hands to aim.
>>240736597I can add you in my family plan if you like anon, the family plan mainly consist of other /ink/lings anyways
>>240736356happens to me sometimes toI often calibrate and restart the console before playing
I haven't played in months, what's the best way I should practice to re familiarize myself?
>>240737292do some of the harder singleplayer missionsredo octaviopractice at test rangethen play some turf war with your favorite weaponsthen go back into ranked/salmon
>>240737292just hop in turf war
How come they never do cross game promotions between nintendo games? A Breath of the wild set would of been neat.
the freshest piece of headgearirrefutable
>>240687708She'd just be an Echo Fighter but yeah she can be in Smash.
>>240737683>your woomy will never celebrate new year's with youWhy live?
>>240739062>your woomy will never be real>no woomy will ever be real
hey I'm at makomart right now, need me to pick anything up?
>>240739268get me a cute woomy
>>240739268daddy said i was gonna get dualie squelchers for christmas
>>240739268Pick up some freshness.
>>240739837delete this now
>>240739268if you're at the one with the McWoomalds inside it please get a 20 piece autobomb meal
>>240739909I'd prefer the Burger Veemo
>>240740702>not the OctoFlurry
>>240707954Mike Inel did nothing wrong. Same for the woomer, only assblasted OCfags are triggered by her flawless visage.P.S. Good morning /ink/ :)
>>240740868why did you respond to a 12 hour old post just to spout dumb shit about something no one knows or cares about
>>240740948probably to get you to replybut I feel you already knew that
>>240740948It's definitely autism
>>240740948he has asperges be patient with him
After taking a week off Splatoon everything feels so weird.
>>240740948(You) wouldn't understand :)
>>240741337>feeling strange after a week I could understand if you were playing a game with a very different control scheme, it'd be weird, but that's a short amount of time to start to feel weird.
>>240716649>Bobbl really never caught onIt's unfortunate, but I never really posted much to begin with in order to spread the gospel of bobl. The hat has 4 different variations (realistically 3 because fuck CoroCoro) so it had potential. And my woomy's supposed to be the OG bobble hat wearer, but whatever.
>try playing splat charger in turf war for 2 hours>haven't won a single game yetI'll get there eventually guys, right?
>>240684820Nothing a Nanosuit can't handle
Cute delivery woomy.
>86pSeen a bunch of lobbies like this today. I guess Smash and Christmas together brought in a bunch of new players.>>240741627Maybe not weird as in entirely alien. Just a bit rusty, aim not quite as snappy, control of movement not quite as precise, muscle memory a bit less automatic. That kind of thing.
>>240742191how is it even possible to get that lowi've seen squid partiers with higher scores
>>240741805>playing turf war
>>240742248From the times I saw them they were doing a bunch of running about and then standing still occasionally swinging the roller. Maybe an actual child being shown the game by someone.
>>240742248>how is it even possible to get that lowhe probably flicked a few times then went afk because his poptarts were readyin other cases you have throwers
>>240742248timmy finds a way
>>240742468>53*>using 89 over 85>doesn't turf>doesn't kill>doesn't even use his specialshow do these people existhow do you play to the point of getting 53* and still be this badi don't understand
>>240742160i don't get why this artist doesn't just draw porn already
>>240742468I've always liked the miffed expression woomies give when they lose with shooters. Poor woomy, I dare say she was the one being bullied by throwers.>>240742717Deliberate gamethrowing from two of the players And that 14* player must have just stood at spawn and only shot a few times every now and then to not DC. Probably spammed booyah and this way too, that's what they usually do.
>>240742717good questionit is quite prevalent >>240742998contrary to popular belief, I am the one who gets bulliedI've said it before and I stand by itwoomy expression are good though yes
>>240742248For this one>>240742191It's cause of an actual low level player.For this one>>240742468They just wanted to ruin your Freshness Bonus, I mean they didn't Leave leave.
>>240742937There's a subset of Jap artists that love teasing people by drawing lewd, almost borderline images but never actually drawing porn.>>240742998This game needs sophisticated AFK/throwing detection.
>>240743214>They just wanted to ruin your Freshness Bonus, I mean they didn't Leave leave.Things like that are why I never remain in the same lobby no matter what. I always leave them and go into a new one after waiting 30 or so seconds. I end up playing less over long periods of time but the wait is generally worth it for a better experience.
>>240742937>>240743264I think the coquettishness and the teasing is part of why they're popular though.
And first game back in ranked and the entire rest of my team gets half the spats I do combined with one guy going 0/10.I really missed rank X.
>>240741805Mess around with your sensitivity settings for motion and sticks, experiment until you find something that works.>>240742257Testing out weapons you don't know how to use in ranked is a horrible idea. All anon risks is getting deranked and jeopardizing teammates' own ranks. This isn't Salmon Run where you are forced to adapt to all kinds of weapons to maintain your rank, and Ranked shouldn't ever be like that.He could league since nobody cares about league power and it holds nowhere near the weight of Ranked. Rooms are hard to come across though.
Once Upon a Time
>>240745416Oh shit, is he doing a 3x8 doujin? I'm excited.
>>240745416Generally I shit on artists if they completely neglect the eye mask/ band between the eyes, or put a joke of a line between the eyes. But in this case, the artist put too much eyeband.
>>240745784valid to dislike too much the same as too little
>>240704695Ohhhh babyThanks my dudes>>240742160>>240742257
>>240746662Guess they do live together, wonder what there parents look like?
>>240742717When my team is not losing, I'm usually topping the scoreboard. When my team falls apart, I lose my spaghetti and can barely function.
>>240748509>When my team falls apartI still get first spot, it just doesn't feel good.
>Hideki Naganuma for Splatoon's soundtrack never everHow do I deal with this crippling pain
>>240751709So Splatoon 3 will have a different soundtrack style?
guys how do i become a squid drawfag
>>240752172You want to become a squid?
>>240752172Just get an idea, pick up a pencil and draw it. It might look bad at first but if you keep practicing you should get at a decent level.
>>240685510what they should do is cut the radius, damage, armor, and height in half and call it splooshdown
>>240752942It's already one of the weakest specials in the game it doesn't really need any changes.
>>240752172step 1) draw a circlestep 2) draw the rest of woomynote: if step 2 results in a veemo, burn the drawing and start from step 1
>>240753164It needs changes, but not ones that anon proposed. It's a weak yet dishonest special, buffing it will result in cancer and nerfing it will make it even more useless. It's plain poorly designed, so the easiest thing would be to scrap it altogether and start anew.
>>240753428>dishonestWhat is that even supposed to mean
Who's up for some salmon running?
>>240753849I love your art.
>>240753164>It's already one of the weakest specialsThe only things more broken are Sting Ray and InkjetStrongest to weakest:Sting RayInkjetSplashdownBallerInk ArmorBomb LauncherInk StormBooyah BombUltra StampBubble Blower (post nerf)Tenta Missiles
>>240754192>Splashdown>broken>3rd strongest special in the gameIs this what timmies actually believe?
>>240754192>Downs that highInk armor is much more useful for the whole team than that unreliable panic button people can actually shoot down.
>>240754192Bubbles, Ink Storm, Ink Armour and Baller are all better than Splashdown easily.
>>240754316>>240754461I know tarddowns isn't *that* strong but my hate boner for it is so intense that it irrationally jumps a few places in my perspective.
>>240754645Literally git fucking gud my man.
>>240754645>not loving the easy as fuck denial kills you can get from it
>>240754645At least you admit you're stupid.
>>240754192>Bubble Blower (post nerf)In reality the nerf made next to no difference either to their usage or strength. You might not get that one janky kill on someone who was nowhere near your bubble but somehow dies anyway but besides that everything they did they are just as good at. Anyone disrepecting them is still going to die, they still cap the zone and protect you at the objective fine.
>>240754713I've been telling myself this for months but I've plateaued at a mediocre level of skill.>>240754772It is really fun to cuck the downs but it happens so rarely and I'm bad at aiming so most of the time it's pure luck. They always manage to get me when I'm stuck in enemy ink, on an empty tank and/or have already taken damage.
>>240755091Practice more then. If you have plateaued you either aren't trying enough or are just doing the same mistakes over and over without thinking or trying anything else.
>>240755091you just need to get into the habit of knowing when they have special(bright glowing ceph/glowing weapon on the top of the screen) and aiming up when you hear/see the indicator. even if you miss and die you're still making more progress by trying than just staring straight forward with no resistance.
>>240754192bomb launcher really depends on the kind of bomb, and in general your list is plain wrong.stingray (game-breaking)inkjet (game-winning)sucker rush (control monster)armor (tide-turning)!power gap!burst bomb rush (extremely underrated, though very awkward)baller (decent panic button)inkstorm (best low-commitment special)splat bomb rush (sucker rush lite)bubble blower (still strong defensively)!power gap!b-bomb (inkstrike was never that strong)tenta missiles (not as bad as people say, but not good either)curl rush (sucker rush except you spearhead its advance)splashdown (extremely shallow and punishable)!power gap!stamp (still shit)auto rush (meme)
>>240755602I'd swap baller and suction bomb rush.
>>240752334maybe>>240753196is this fine
>>240755989oh damn that's not bad
>>240755887nah, baller is good but not that good, in big part due to it being an egoist special rather than benefitting the entire team.
>>240755989That looks neat anon.
oh hey we have divegrass today. We play /aceg/ next after /ssbg/ in this special invitational https://witcheffect.com/4cc/stream.html
>>240756115you're gonna fuck this one up too aren't you
>>240756115I'm not into soccer but I can check it out>>240756484Still seething, huh
>>240756115remember- turf war tactics. put best strikers in reserve and lay on defense early game, then swap in woomy and wreck their tired defenders
>>240756753Its a 3-4-3 with a more offensive oriented formation. I hope it can score regardless.
>>240756727Yeah, my lobby wasn't successful.
>>240755989noice>>240756198it doesn't quite have the push power of the top-tier specials, but it is the best special to use uncoordinated, and can still help quite a bit in more coordinated advances unlike splashdown.
>>240756960>>240757075SendaRoom is open
>>240756831and you can't change it?
>>240755989very nice anon
14 hours to the online qualifier for Koshien finals.Tournament is made up of top 4 teams from two different league rotations. Really good teams in there. Libalent Calamari probably the most well known of them.Will be on youtube live streaminghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Hm__IvEwjk
SendaRoom is back upsorry for all the egg stealing C, couldnt resist it
>>240758621It's cool, don't really mind it when playing with you guys.
>>240758621Might play for a bit after my quiz if you're still open
Good couple games Sendacrew, sorry to bail on a loss.
>>240760816ggs C thanks a lot for joiningand dont worrywe had a pretty good winning streak
>>240756727>>240757169>>240757912>>240758621This room sounds like a fun room.
>>240752172You have to choose what kind of drawfag>asshole shitposterOr>good anon route
ggs F and S thanks for joiningsome friends want to play so im going to join themnice games everyone and good luck with the rest of the shift
>>240761915Asshole shitposter, please
>>240761915What if I'm neither?
>>240761915or you can be good anon shitposter
>>240762493Post badly drawn amputee veemos>>240763829Such as?
>>240739909>>240740702>>240740837Ink-N-Out > *
>>240761915Those octos look like trannies
Greetings from /aceg/, /ink/. Good luck in the rounds to come.
How does your woomy cope with losing ranked battles, /ink/?
Clam Blitz with randoms is the most frustrating game I've ever had the displeasure of playing.
>>240769037Taking a dip into the ocean
>>240769354You must not play very many games.
>>240771506worst planepost sukhois to compensate for your sins
Ayyy we won a game!
>>240773083And we'll be rematching /aceg/ lol
>>240773954I think its /skg/ actually
>>240774012Didn't mean to post that.
>>240774073/aceg/ faces /skg/we go against whoever loses this matchthen we rematch /aceg/
>>240772695You must not get out much.
>>240774653Wouldn't it be funny if we beat /aceg/ again?
>>240773021I prefer the F-15
>>240773021>>240775106but have a Sukhoi anyway
big or smol?
>>240774965I've been going out with friends and family pretty much every weekend for years, and also every weekday that me and my chums are free. Not everyone on this filipino bug catching forum is a fucking loser, Anon.
Okay so we play /hanny/ tomorrow. Lets see if we can get another win
>tfw you had a decent RM score before reset and now you can't win a single placement matchto be fair I've been playing this game less and less but damn does it feel bad to be doing worse than I know I'm capable of.
>>240757609Why do they play turf war?
>>240777560Because that takes actual skill since you need to use the entire map as opposed to a few specific areas.
>>240777560I have always assumed nintendo just want it to be accessible. Any family and their kids could just walk in off the street and enter in their region. Even if they stand no chance of winning just for fun. Seems to match their philosophy.When the winner goes to the world championship they play the ranked modes though.
>>240777951BRB, throwing up from getting dizzy trying to follow that.
>>240777560You know how every shitter says clams are unplayable in solo queue? Take that, put it on a mode that's even more nuanced, and make the only way to play it solo completely and utterly useless for practice so only compfags and people who get top 100 in splatfests even know how to play the mode.
>>240777560That's like asking why anyone would play Team Slayer in Halo>>240777904This. High level Turf War is underrated as hell, and it isn't held back by shitty matchmaking which is the source of most of the salt in pretty much anything that isn't a League match.
>>240777951Might be historic too I guess. When the first one was announced Tower Control had only just been released.>>240778290https://twitter.com/bokourti/status/1065681743376613376
Reminder that yebbies are for kissing!
>>240778848It is 100% possible to solo carry turf war.>>240778932It isn't really like asking that at all, anyone who plays splatoon at a high level will acknowledge that turf war is a very poor choice for competition. The Japanese competitive scene never play it by choice outside of Koshien even. Just have to because Nintendo says so. Any mode where only the last 30 seconds of the match matter is a shit choice for a tournament.
>>240779520Yes, I like how you think anon.>>240779662Date a yebby today!
>>240778778Side tentacle is the best woomy hairstyle
>>240779613>It is 100% possible to solo carry turf war.Same is true with clams, but unlike clams that are at least somewhat teamworkable in X, non-PB turf is always a shitshow.
>>240779613Splatoon was built around Turf War, and at the end of the day none of the modes are balanced for hyper-competitive action, a good example being Stingray killing the Rainmaker carrier pretty much for free from nearly anywhere on the stage. Koshien is also meant to be more of a good time tourney than something like the World Championships, so I can see why. If it wasn't fun nobody would go regardless of any qualifier nonsense.
>>240780384Well yeah that is only natural when there is such a mix of abilities. I have seen some good teamwork in a few Splatfest matches where both teams had 2300+ power.
>>240780276Short tentacles is the best style
>>240780276Topknot is better
>>240780620>a good example being Stingray killing the Rainmaker carrier pretty much for free from nearly anywhere on the stageThat really isn't a good example. Sting ray is just a fact of the game that both teams have the opportunity to exploit to the same extent. Things like giving the team/person who is losing some kind of advantage to help them win because they are behind would be bad from the standpoint of being competitive.>If it wasn't fun nobody would go regardless of any qualifier nonsense.The top competitive teams would go regardless of what modes were being played and regardless of if it qualified them for anything. Some of the teams didn't even enter the qualifier for Platinum Cup so they could concentrate on it, hence a team of children represented Japan.
>>240780620>Stingray killing the Rainmaker carrier pretty much for free from nearly anywhere on the stage.No, that's just Stingray being jankNotice how it's also $100% useless in turf, it's poorly balanced for every mode.
>>240781339Doesn't the team that is behind get free special points over time? It certainly can help stage a comeback, and only idiots ever complain about it.>The top competitive teams would go regardless of what modes were being played and regardless of if it qualified them for anything.Yes. Because Squid Game is fun to them, and so is winning at Squid Game. I also fail to see what was unusual about actual children repping a team.
How do I git gud with motion controls holy fuck my wrists get tired.Any recommendations?
what if your woomy gave you a nibl
>>240782062>Doesn't the team that is behind get free special points over time?It's a bit more complex than that and changes depending on mode and who is in control of the objective depending on mode. In TC team on the tower gets it regardless of who is losing, in rainmaker the team that doesn't have the rainmaker gets it regardless of who is losing.The amount of special advantage you get really isn't all that significant either. You will have pretty much lost the game by the time you get a special doing nothing if you are losing. It's a marginal effect rather than anything that is hugely important.The thing that makes turf war even worse though from a competitive point of view is that it really isn't that it doesn't matter how much turf you paint, how well you hold the ground or what you do at all really for the majority of the match as long as you have those last 30 seconds in your control.>I also fail to see what was unusual about actual children repping a teamNothing explicitly, I just doubt they would have been the representatives if the top teams had entered. I was merely illustrating the importance that these teams place on winning Koshien.
>>240782992Always stretch before playing is one tip I can give you
i love hime
>>240783731adorable little gremlin, nice job
>>240783731Very nice. Gj mate
>>240782992For beginners it is often recommended to go into the test range and practice doing this type of thing, concentrate on moving in straight lines from where your reticle is positioned to the target, that forms good habits for the future allowing you to automatically take the shortest path from A to B when aiming. Go slowly at first you won't be flicking all over the place like a madman on day one. When comfortable with that you will slowly be able to go faster and keep it in the straight line and be accurate. When you are aiming you shouldn't be using your elbows. Aiming should be done with the wrists.Besides doing this grab something like a splattershot and just practice swimming around pointing at the targets and shooting, swim, pop out of ink, aim at target with motion, shoot it, pick another, swim to it and repeat. Obviously the targets wont be still in a real match but at some point they will be in that position relatively to you and if you have practised it aiming at that exact position you want to where you think they will end up will be easier.If you are bad at hitting moving targets the test range to the left might be a little helpful too just to get used to leading your shots. Although nobody actually moves like that you can get a better idea of how far ahead of an opponent you need to aim with your weapon if you want to hit them while moving.If you want something with a lot more information then watchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XloXds3GldUIt is basically what I have written here but with video demonstration, some other stuff you can do and a lot more explanation and waffling. Worth a watch though.
There's an online tourney going on, currently in GFhttps://www.twitch.tv/endgametv1
What is she planning?
>>240788764nothing, she just likes watching the cute muffin doze
What is cuter:Sleepy woomies?Hungry woomies?Pouting woomies?Genki woomies?Or confused or dum woomies?
>>240788764to kidnap me
>>240789470woomies in heat
>>240789470There are many kinds of woomies. They are all good and cute.
>>240791164but what about the bulli woomies?
>>240789470Woomies that get confused and fight each other during a shift>>>/wsg/2615858
Whos down for SR?
>>240792948Still around? Just got home and feel like unwinding, I'll join for a bit.
>>240792813really dum woomies
Brush mains are truly the weirdest
>>240795548Cool, I'll probably only stick around for around an hour though.
>>240795880I want to fuck both of them
>>240795808no probquick SR ROOM2/4
>tfw stuck in Glicko hell
>>240796510What the hell is Glicko?
>>240796804the ranking system this game uses
>>240797021Oh that. I know I've read that word in an article that was posted here but I forgot what it meant.
>>240796804A horrible shitty dinosaur of a rank system that gives and takes entirely on win/loss
>>240797108Anything else is too easy to exploit by assuming very particular playstyles.
ATTENTION ALL OCTOSFUCK OFFTHIS IS A SQUID ONLY THREAD
>>240798414What if we fucked octos instead?
>>240798727They have taken enough of our yebbys.Woomys rise up!
>>240798414If you wanted octos so badly you could have just asked
Can anyone slide me a Thermal Ink Annaki Evo Tee?
>>240798414Where's the ANTIFA Squids when you need them.
NICE rounds Goji and Sess. Thanks for joinin!
Chargers op plz nerf
Great runs BB and S, gotta go now.
>>240799407antifa more like anti-/fa/ because they are dorks dressed in all black
>>240799865I feel like the hydra and the ballpoint are way more op.
>>240799950>dorksDems fightin words in these here parts!
>>240799967Hydra is nowhere near OP. You may have a case for Ballpoint though, too vetsitale.
>>240800086But dork is a term of endearment here.Which is why political shoehorning should not be worthy of it.
>>240800427You sound like a total dweeb when you say that.
SHOOT THE TOWERSHOOT ITSHOOT THE FUCKING TOWER
Anybody got the Black V-Neck Tee with Quick Respawn? 0176-1262-2439
>>240800767what's that? farm tentamissiles a mile away? gotcha.
>>240800531>dweebOh yeah?Say that to my face you cacahead
>>240800531you sound like a sploosh main pal
>>240800427so is dum but some people still think it means "mentally retarded"
>>240801304Hey now, take it easy there, brother.
>>240800997What a nerd.
>*splats you*heheur move...
>>240801992>my 3 mains and 5 subs of QR kicks insasuga anon, it's like i never left
>>240801316I think most have gotten past that. We've all come to associate dum with cute
>>240801992Omae wa mou supurattedo.
>>240801992*it was a hologram**teleports behind u*heh, nothing personnel...
>>240801992>Tfw my nephew has been trying to shoe-horn "splatted" into stuff as some kind of punchline but more often than not it makes it sound like he's imagining people actually going splat against concrete and shit like some little sociopath>I know he's just a really shitty comedian but his mom thinks he's getting mortal kombat type shit from video gamesFucking nine year olds.
>clam blitz>shit mapsGuess I'm not playing ranked for 2 hours when I know deranking will happen.
Anybody's up for some SR?
>>240783236Thanks anon I've been doing this for couple of months, and I think its helped with some other wrist problems I've had.
Turf war angers me a lot more than ranked for some reason.
>>240805430does your pay grade matter? im at overachiever right now
>>240806648are you grinding gear or weapon freshness? if you actually care about winning then anger makes sense.
>>240806735Since you're at Overachiever, a Profreshional's paygrade can't increase, meaning slower rewards for them, and they also can't recover from a Wave 1 or 2 paygrade reduction until you're at the same rank.
Just thought I'd clarify SR title shenanigans for anyone new.
>>240807193ah okay, ill probably just freelance till then
>>240806735I don't mind it personally, I like helping others, but it might matter to others
are the octos gone yet
>>240807650I was just explaining that silliness with job titles, MN's pretty cool to run with anyone. The real problem would probably be the unpredictable hazard levels from anybody joining that could potentially be overwhelming for you right now, but that might not be too bad if you enjoy a challenge.
GGs lads, I'm gonna call it hereI don't comprehend on why this rotation is so hard, this weapon set is stellar
>>240809359Freelancers can't use range blaster, and random is asking too much of them.
>>240800314How do I counter Hydra as roller?
Newbie here. I've been enjoying the shit out of the inkbrush because of how much space it can cover quickly, but unlike the roller it doesn't seem to have much killing power. Am I retarded or am I supposed to just be more defensive with the inkbrush than the roller?
>>240800427Has there ever been any overt political shoehorning though? It's all looks to be to be tongue and cheek.
>>240811214I thought that at first, but then whenever something political happens in america he goes apeshit about it and spams. Shortly thereafter, he uses his antifa stuff for the OP, then says "if you don't like it it's your fault" as if to coerce /ink/ goers into voting on his side of the spectrum, I guess? It's extremely grating and awkward and everyone's done telling him to fuck off because at this point, we might as well be talking to a brick wall, so we just grin and bear it.
>>240811187inkbrush requires a lot of effort and trigger mashing to preform wellflanking for kills or being a distraction for your team seems to work but I don't use it much
>>240811187brush is a meme tier weapon, you are pretty much the punching bag of everyone
>>240811505>he uses his antifa stuff for the OP, then says "if you don't like it it's your fault" as if to coerce /ink/ goers into voting on his side of the spectrum, I guess?pretty sure it's to shit on nobody making a new thread until page 10
>>240811893that was the impression I got as well
>>240811646I literally cannot fap anymore without thinking of the idols. I'm not trying to be cute or funny. I'm dead fucking serious, and I don't like it. Looking at or watching or reading anything else just redirects me to think of one of them instead. I have to close my eyes and think of whatever I'm taking in redrawn/rewritten for them, otherwise I can only barely finish, or it feels drastically less satisfactory. This is not healthy and I know it and it eats at me.
>>240811505I didn't see anything that correlates to any major events in American or European politics to the posts I've seen. The timing just comes off as completely random.I'm thinking you're just making a mountain out of a molehill. Ever considering just rolling with it and seeing what happens?
>>240811893Yeah, but he's done that before page ten several times. Either way, I'm done stressing over it. I feel like if he reads it he'll just get all smug and shit and pull a pseudo babt-tier "lel u mad" response.
>>240812145Just stop fapping for awhile. That should help reset you.
>>240811646I don't know why but I've been fantasizing about having a yandere /ink/ gf, it sounds pathetic but the idea of it makes me giddy
>>240811646I have the /aco/ thread open in another window and constantly check it.
>>240812262He's complained about republicans winning elections here multiple times. I couldn't give less of a rat's ass about some dumbasses o capitol here, at least while I'm here. I'll talk about politics on my own time in their own appointed place, not in a thread on a Cambodian basket weaving forum about a goddamn squid game.Squeeds
too many spoilers, have a cute octo
looks like a classified document in here lol
>>240812714cute lil veemer>>240812912Yeah well, why don't you go and _______________________________[redacted]
>>240811632I may be a bit short on effort, but my trigger mashing game is on point. I know the main goal in Turf War is to just ink as much territory as you can, but I feel like I lose every engagement where I don't catch them completely unaware, whereas with the roller I can force engagements in my favor with good positioning and terrain awareness.I guess I'll try mostly staying out of fights and just inking everything.
Floppers. That is all.
>>240813589f l o b s
>>240812145same, but not as bad. I don't have to think of the idols, just splatoon characters
God i hate the flying Salmon. Theyre so fucking annoying to kill
>>240813589Well fuck me, I forgot the image.
>>240811646I'm so fucking lonely it hurts
>>240813371>I'll try mostly staying out of fightsavoid head on fights but definitely try getting the enemy from behind or they'll just take over your turf on some other part of the map>>240813589highest quality
>>240813728They can be inktelligent.
>>240813858Bullyesque woomy spotted in the background
>>240813858very dum mean woomy.
>>240813858look at this floppy tentacled woomyjust ridiculous
>>240814279All I'm seeing in the foreground is a very dum (and somewhat mean) woomy amongst jellies that should be pantsless and dancing.
New bread when
Where is the baker?
>>240812539Looking through the archives I can find only one post where the ANTIFA poster talks about real life politics and it's in response to a conversation about Hurricane Irma. And they attempt to steer the conversation back to to game as well. Just about every other post appears to be either a Splatoon tinged parody or just randomness. Like posts just going on about 'JUSTICE' unless that's code for something I'm not aware of. Also, looking at the threads created, based on post count of the previous threads, they all look to be made pretty late, so I'm going to agree with >>240811893 view.From your statements, and the evidence, it looks like you've made multiple falsehoods, which makes me believe there's something deeper going on. But I don't care enough to dig that deep.You should consider just filtering the filenames so you don't need to see those posts. That would solve the problem.Alright done with that. posting an Inkling of questionable intelligence.
>>240814458Who ever makes it be sure to add the new Match making website Nintendo made and the tourney http://www.nintendolife.com/news/2019/01/nintendo_creates_new_splatoon_2_website_to_help_you_find_teams_and_enter_tournaments
>>240814894Looks like this is the end of /ink/. Where are you going to go once this thread dies /ink/?
>>240814627Fine work, detective, that's why you're the best cop on the force!
>>240815031Kill my woomy
>>240783236>>240784596What are the noob friendly weapons?I am only doing story mode so far, wanna finish it before going online and the bucket seems to be it.But I don't wanna gimp myself from good weapons.
>>240815479Splattershot is a good weapon for new players, unlocks at level 2 with the not so great special and level 4 with one of the best specials in the game. I think it is called the Hero Shot in the single player.It is kind of the default, baseline weapon on Splatoon and will teach you all the basics of playing the game well in terms of aiming and movement without relying on any gimmicks. Easy for beginners to pick up and viable even at the professional level. Strong killing power and decent inking.