they call it a problem, I call it a solution edition previous chance >>240619057-The New Game>https://deltarune.com/-Toby's Situation On Deltarune (read after playing)>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9-The Old Game>https://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/>https://undertale.com/>https://www.gog.com/game/undertale>https://store.playstation.com/#!/en-us/games/undertale/cid=UP3893-CUSA08801_00-TFSHVCUTPS400084>https://www.fangamer.com/products/undertale-game-switch-ps4-vita>https://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/undertale-switch-The Old Game's Demo>https://undertale.com/demo/-Where to Find Artfags Now That Tumblr is Kill>https://pastebin.com/1HZuybHB (embed) -Artbook>https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk (embed) -Booru>New booru, contributions needed.>Please remember to tag.>https://undertale.booru.org/-Recommendbin>https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 (embed) -Writebins>https://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc (embed) >https://pastebin.com/5dg3yfZ9 (embed) >https://pastebin.com/5atDCFKV (embed) -Fangamebin>https://pastebin.com/ZHASpj9h (embed) -Steam Group>https://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen-Flockdraw>http://flockmod.com/undertale-YourWorldofText Rooms>https://pastebin.com/2SG9HxZ1 (embed) -Zeemap substitute>https://poal.me/lv3dd8-Shimejibin>https://pastebin.com/2iKgx9pz (embed)
>Jevilhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwgThD2VsAAtSCO.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwitISHVAAEBUXZ.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwitPEoVYAAoc9M.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkCIAdVAAAQAWy.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkTa-oUwAAza0U.jpg:orig>Krishttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwigIxfUYAAY5Fp.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjOMzwVsAI93iJ.jpg:orig (ribcage)>Lancerhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwigJeOUwAEs9nc.jpg:orig>Ralseihttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwigJF_VYAAK1tc.jpg:orig>Rouxls Kaardhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkDZW5UYAAQ9gc.jpg:orig>Seamhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjgmPzVsAE8YXH.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkTaWdUUAAnLWq.jpg:orig>Susiehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwigI8ZV4AAioGa.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwiks_tVAAAhBTt.jpg:orig>Chara & Krishttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjscNCUUAAeEAM.jpg:orig>Frisk & Krishttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjscNEU8AEwQpz.jpg:orig>Jevil & Seamhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwhclllU8AE3jGI.jpg:orig>King & Lancerhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwe6d5xUYAEKmRi.jpg:orig>Kris & Susiehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwfBtj6UcAAdL0M.jpg:orig (wedding)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwh3t3WUYAIaL1P.jpg:orig (groceries)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwiksObVYAAcPWy.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwjz9HZVAAAUobO.jpg:orig>Lancer & Rouxls Kaardhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwe6g_NUwAA0862.png:orig>Chara & Frisk & Kris & Vesselhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkNkylV4AIrhjf.jpg:orig(1/4)
reminder that chara is a DEMON who will lewd you to steal your soul!
>>240665938>Charahttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwe2xlxUYAExdLr.jpg:orig (communication)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwikr9nV4AEM75P.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwilONaUwAAlMcB.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwio7kkVsAAdlqe.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwi4l2YV4AIzneZ.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjOMzsUYAENhnx.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjtOcdUcAEci7L.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkNQrqVYAAvMCP.jpg:orig>Floweyhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj8WnGXQAUdUye.jpg:orig>Friskhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwi3o21UcAEMoZJ.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjLPiZUYAAf7nM.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjLP7vUcAEpmwR.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkPPM7U0AA6e8Q.jpg:orig>Asriel & Charahttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkM7ByUUAEwXHD.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkPJ6KU8AEUTli.jpg:orig>Chara & Friskhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwh-Rc3U0AEi1H9.png:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjLObzVAAEYsHe.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjLO71UwAA6Zkd.jpg:orig>Flowey & Friskhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwikslNU0AIriip.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjeSk9VYAAy4XL.jpg:orig>Flowey & Soulhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj-nZzWoAAZe_0.jpg:orig>Asgorehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj0LLJUYAYm0W5.jpg:orig>Undynehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwfBGXbU0AUl-B1.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwiy-teUYAEEj5M.png:orig (& Gerson) (training)>Frisk & Gaster & Papyrus & Sans & Undynehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwhT1b7U0AAgxJV.png:orig>A bug in the classroomhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwfP1GsUUAAhHDi.png:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwfP1tUUYAAaiTK.png:orig>Gaster follower's face revealedhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwlt2j0U0AAkzsA.jpg:orig
>>240665939Twitteranon wins this time
>>240666036>Frisk confronts Burgerpantshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj-iXwVYAAiWa1.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj-kBxU8AEAj8t.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj-khkVAAAlFYx.jpg:orig>Frisk fights Undynehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwezkhUVsAAWyEa.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwezkhSUwAE-AjL.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwezkhXVYAEGK4d.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwezkhlVAAAGvNj.jpg:orig>Sorielhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwhWfKUU8AAnJpI.jpg:orig>Undertalehttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwlqJ-zUUAA8cOe.jpg:orig>Alphys & Undyne drink at Grillby'shttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwgTpG8VYAAu_-Y.jpg:orig>Asriel & Chara are gangstershttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwiwaD5VAAASNLf.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwiwaD4UUAAksTM.jpg:orig>Chara & Frisk genocide comichttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DweyPFzV4AEGEzt.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DweyQONV4AEBk2C.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DweyQ3bVsAEgAjz.jpg:orig>Kris & Seam have dinnerhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwle06dUUAIzJvn.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwle1LqV4AAQTVI.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwle1eFVYAAWUmk.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwle1yjUcAEpZHj.jpg:orig>Frisk & Papyrus & Undyne try some sort of game with a needle and paper diskshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj0e-_UwAEyZkM.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj0gR6UcAELrnM.jpg:orig>Burgerpantshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjP2NXV4AAB6cq.jpg:orig (topless)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjmBjqUUAYuhxa.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj4VQkUUAEezNJ.jpg:orig (singing)>Mettatonhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj-t1ZVsAAvS7d.png:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkMAAQUcAAKNum.jpg:orig (tennis)>Napstablookhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjalxJVsAEOlZF.jpg:orig>Napstabothttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwe_8RRV4AAymYo.jpg:orig>Mettaton & Napstablookhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkFgLKVYAAtjkt.jpg:orig
IT'S STILL DAY 72GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 72
>>240666135i owe you my life
An Au where Asgore adopts the Fallen Humans instead of killing them
>>240666135>Gasterhttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjtbD5UwAAUQT7.jpg:orig>Sanshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwgpKO3V4AECAfP.jpg:orig (still life)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwio05EU8AAcehm.jpg:orig (grim)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwizsaSU8AI-AlF.jpg:orig (music)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwi4M4tUcAQykxd.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjW-TGVAAASXNt.jpg:orig (drinking)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj4YloUYAUL4J8.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkEsSuV4AIMR6E.jpg:orig (bubble tea)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkUYUQVAAA3ubU.png:orig (kid room)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkdUMIV4AEFd3c.png:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwkf2VRUcAAmyvI.png:orig>Frisk & Papyrushttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjW-EoUcAA-yWh.jpg:orig (kiss)https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjtqZ4UwAUrDJv.jpg:orig (date)>Frisk & Sanshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj3wY8V4AAg2_b.jpg:orig (might be frans, not sure)>Franshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkEWaPV4AACM_P.jpg:orig (bad time)>Kid Papyrus & Sanshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwhRMKfVYAAXK3k.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwi_XurU0AA5-Wh.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwj8-KaUwAALpbd.jpg:orig>Papyrus & Sanshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwjrbmKVsAEmk7B.png:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkDZW6UYAEdvnx.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkDZW4UYAAcbKP.jpg:orig>Frisk & Papyrus & Sanshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkDZW4VsAAtHmP.jpg:orig>Misc. Skeletonshttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwiONWuUUAAGeo_.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwi1M7UUwAIdRXf.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwizdUSUYAAd8ao.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwi1AHtV4AAiZGL.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwi1BMeVYAAIMiM.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dwi1CRFUcAA0OFS.jpg:orighttps://pbs.twimg.com/media/DwkIn29UYAADZMz.png:origSources and full catalog: https://twitnon.surge.sh/2019-01-11.htmlLast dump: >>240619124Easy link to the latest dump: https://twitnon.surge.sh/latest
>>240666036>>A bug in the classroomWhy is the cockroach censored?
>>240666147Krabposter.we're all in this together.I still like you the most.
>>240666231Thank goodness we have old reliable twitteranon to bring the good vibes just when they're neededThank you twitteranon
>>240666224this is actually good
>>240666262Grotesque imagery is censored in Asian media and the joke is that cockroaches are considered grotesque
>>240666262it's a COCK roach d'uh
How are you doing, anon? Hope you’re taking breaks from everything and trying to keep a balanced routine. And I do mean, everything. Always work as hard as you can, but bear in mind, too much of a straining activity can exhaust you in a way that’s likely to leave you with no energy for anything else, your capacity to focus is not infinite after all... So if your studying turns into you mindlessly chanting mantras to your spinning head, if you can feel your joints strain and want to give up as your exercise, or if you’re drawing/writing flimsy things out of impulse and repetition, you should probably take a step back. Have some tea or coffee and rest up. Go for a walk and enjoy some fresh air. Lay on the couch with a book. Your body and mind will thank you for the change of pace, even if it’s just a half hour break. Even leisure activities like videogames and binge watching should be had in doses, as your vision will blur, and your enjoyment will be greatly reduced if you sit around engaged in them for too long... and what use is there to leisure if you drag it out so much it becomes a monotone affair? That is the opposite effect of what you’re trying to accomplish, so, bear it in mind. And say… how many hours have you been in this thread again? Perhaps you need some time away from the humming and glow of your computer right now… try to think about it. Have a nice day and take care!
i like goat
What if Noelle was your wife and she kept her discarded antlers and used them for arts and crafts?
threadly reminder that they were lovers!i never went to bed last night and i just checked the clock and apparently ive been playing this fuckin video game for 22 hours. anything to distract from my horrible pain haha :')
>>240665938>>240666050>the exact same timeimpossible...
>>240666986Just a single post number apart, too
>>240666908the first thing is more unsettling than the latter is.your prioritize for "fucked up" are a little odd, anon.
>>240667057guess I'll have to return to putting more effort, a pity
>>240667053Find yourself a ditch and die in it
>>240665906Be a good partner.>>240666036>0 possessed FriskPAINWITHOUT LOVEPAIN
Wouldn't it be funny if Mad Mew Mew walked in on her girlfriend Shyren in the shower and Shyren screamed and Mad Mew Mew quickly shouted sorry and slammed the door shut and they both got really embarrassed and Maddie couldn't stop thinking about her girlfriend's naked body for the rest of the day, despite the fact that Shyren doesn't wear clothes anyway?
>>240666804I still can't believe Catty's hugs and smooches turned Noelle gay
how are you doing /utg/? how was your day?also, post musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8
what shotegote thing should i draw?
>>240666528I probably need to take a break from taking a break.
>>240668070it could've been worse.I found out that i can't not make people angry.which is a trait i now find value in more than i have yesterday.
reminder that they are lovers!>>240668070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WDRxtd-2dQ
>>240668237You mean with them together or anything involving one of them?
>>240668070Breddy gudHad fun at work, came home, made goulash and now postan here, drinkin beer and reminisceting of pasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4AfTYwU5ps
>>240668279Yes anon, if you've come to the point you feel bad about "taking a break" you definitely need to stop slacking and get to whatever is it you need or want to do. You'll feel much better. Come on, get started.
>>240668279try this post anon, helped me todayhttps://adhdpie.tumblr.com/post/180524517940/am-i-having-a-brain-problem-or-being-a-shithead
>>240668649unless you feel irrationally guilty about doing nearly anything at all haha
>>240666224"I wish I knew where my wife went. She'd probably be glad to hear I called off the war."
>>240668510either or works>>240668349not sugoi
>>240668237asriel wearing some mew mew/mtt merch
>>240668070Well enough.Accomplished what I wanted for the early day.Now I am resting and will play piano later.https://youtu.be/BvmCRthpRvM
>>240668237Nothing, cuz it's wrong
>>240668992oOoooh, that's an interesting hobby.always self-improve.or be like me and don't.
I want to go to Alphys and Undyne's wedding and stuff my fave with cocktail meatballs and cocktail weenies
>>240668070same as it ever washttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK7hC8p5DJ0based talking heads poster respect
>>240668237>>240668867Ralsei being or about to be /ss/'d by the Knight. Whether she's in armor or not is up to you.
>>240668284i'm glad you're fond of yourself, anon. i'm sorry your day wasn't good, though. i'm sorry, but i'm a bit confused. was the double negative intentional?>>240668647that's good, anon. i'm glad you enjoyed your day! i can relate to the reminiscing about the past part. >>240668992ah, congratulations on accomplishing everything you wanted to do!>>240669178still waiting for a /utg/ edit of byrne from the once in a lifetime music video
>>240668804I honestly used to get that all the time, and it was because some people had manipulated me into always feeling bad for not doing what they deemed useful. The result was years and years of half-assing stuff that took me nowhere while I ignored what I really wanted to do. It took me a long time to snap and stop giving a shit, but whatever it is that makes you feel that way anon, I suggest you quickly deal with it. I know you said it's irrational but if you can find it in yourself to care more about the benefits that "doing anything" has for you, you should be in the right track to get over it. Good luck.>>240667747Shyren wears an agent.
>>240668070I managed to do one fraction of one of the things I meant to accomplish today, which is more than what I've managed to do for the last three monthshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mML2fPec7xU
>>240666528I've already spent almost 20 hours on utg since the beginning of this year. Is that too much?
>>240668070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2AJfEEvS3QLittle bit sick. I've done nothing all day but post here and play Maximo on the PS2. Gonna take out the trash, take a shower, have some tea and take a break from screens soon tho. Hope you're doing well anon, thanks for asking as always.
>>240668237How about you actually return to something wholesome instead of constantly drawing porn all the time? Like for example Kris resting his head on Ralsei's fluffy chest like he would on a pillow.
>>240668415This picture screams "Let's try to make them jealous".
>>240667053please do not post vore
>>240669612If it makes you feel any better anon, I have spent way, way fucking more than that, and I'm the anon who makes those posts. Especially today, I feel that particular message is especially hypocritical.
>>240669341>was the double negative intentional?yes, it was.
>>240668329susie/kris dancing to this at prom
>>240669612>you've spent 13.2 % of the last 11 days here ouch
>>240669612>Almost 20 hoursThat's it?
>>240669771this, THIS motherfuckers.THIS is all i want from /utg/ but instead i get gay-as-heck ships, "wouldn't it be X haha"-stories and horrors that only deviantart can spew out.why can't we have a wholesome thread for once, so i can forget why i like to post inflammatory content? DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU, ANON!
>>240669612i don't even know how long i spent here. do you guys have browser trackers or something?
>>240670182I want to touch ralsei's feet
>>240670182Your attempts at making yourself a thread celebrity on an anonymous website without making any content makes you the most degenerate poster on /utg/
>>240669724ah, i'm sorry you're feeling a bit sick, anon. that's gotta suck. taking a break from vidya's always a good idea, haha. i hope you get better soon, though. i'm doing pretty good, a few guys from my school invited me to go skiing with them, so i have that to look forward to tonight. you don't have to thank me for making these posts, i really enjoy talking to you and the other anons here, it's always a pleasure.>>240669937i'm in the same boat. i use /utg/ as a substitute for talking to people, i'm here whenever i don't have classes pretty much.
>240670182>tripfag thinks his opinion mattersthese tourists are so funny sometimes
Place your bets, people
>>240670762whoever wins, we lose
>>240670182Though I fully share your sentiment, I gotta say, that you can't really change that shit. Like your opinion would matter on Kazakhstani toenail polishing forumAnd I'd even go an extra mile and say, that you even shouldn't, cuz in the end, that's what makes /utg/ what it isIt's just part of the local genius loci
>>240669957ah, that sounds like finding that out wasn't very fun.
>>240669124Try your hand at it; even an imbecile like me can learn.If not, isn't there anything you like to do that makes you happy and you consider an "improvement"?
I love deer!
>>240670384I don't even have a name or post spam, so i am glad that my persona is so easily discerned from others. really goes to show that i am not bland, mundane or generic.I take your compliment, despite the fact you meant that the other way around. you're a good guy.
>>240671035it's quite an accomplishment to be the biggest retard in a thread anon, congrats.
>>240670953What is she reacting to?
>>240671228susie threw a snowball at kris and they're having a snowball fight
>>240671035Do you act like this when people in real life tell you to fuck off or do they just know to stay away from you from the get go
>>240671035Nigger stop this you're not adding anything to the fucking thread you're just bitching about stuff, at least the avatarfags here have some creativity with their autistic roleplays but the only thing you do is bitch, be the change you want to be and make some "wholesome" shit for once and maybe stop whining and stop with the autistic "persona."Congrats for being the gayest retard on /utg/ though
>This melodramatic, insufferable display, in this wretched thread of this wretched imageboard of all placesSome years down the line you will realize how much of a colossal, pitiful faggot you are being right now.
Kris loves Susie's tongue!
I love him.
>>240671758god i wish that was me
>>240668070Nothing much. Got new shoes and drew something more. I might finally try drawing some of ut characters.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmDOBB8EYIA>>240670183Mind the Time for Firefox>>240669937Yeah I understand. It's alright to be hypocritical, it's impossible to be consistent all the time.
>>240671802this is a good picture, it captures chara’s incredible smug aura
I wish I could be a ghost and sit around feeling like garbage all day.
So...we're slowed down to before the release of the Deltarune demo.
>>240672118ah, you'll have to post it here when you complete some!
>tfw had a dream where Asriel sat on my face>now Im back to realityJ U S T
>>240672385we're missing 2/3rds of the regular # of posters we get, not sure why.
>>240670953Will you still love her after her mom comes home from work early and she catches her and Catti lying on the couch in their underwear while Noelle pours her heart out about everything in Catti's arms as she pets her hair, with the smell of catnip in the air and the TV on but only as background noise?Will you still love her after Noelle's mom forbids her from hanging out with Catti ever again?
>>240670423>taking a break from vidya's always a good idea, haha.Yep, I just beat Maximo and I'm just about to, great fucking game. I play a shit ton things except for the games these threads are about. Turns out despite /utg/ being my home, the time I spent actually playing UT/DR compared to the time I spend discussing them here is laughably disproportionate. These games are like Metal Gear. They're not bad games, but I find them much more enjoyable to discuss than to actually go back and play them. They lend themselves to it so well.Also I will thank you for making these posts and talking to people in these threads all I want, anon. Plus I hope you have a good time skiing and you can make the most out of that social situation. I know how you feel, I really do. I am here when I don't have class too and a sizable, embarrassing chunk of my classes as well. I should find a way to peek out of these threads more, but as while I'm here... might as well have fun. Have a nice day.
>>240669341>ah, congratulations on accomplishing everything you wanted to do!Thanks for that.It's nice to talk about lighter subjects (or brag of non-accomplishments) for a while after all of the morbidity I read about.
>>240672935i'm off to go skiing right now actually, so i just wanted to thank you for wishing me a nice day, and i'd like to wish you have a nice day, as well. i totally agree with the ut/dr point you made, i've been in the general for 2 years and i've only beaten undertale and deltarune once each.
>Asriel surprising Kris by showing up to their class in the middle of the day.>Kris bursting into tears and running into Asriel's arms in front of everyone.>Asriel picking Kris up and holding them like a little kid.>Everyone completely shocked at Kris being so vulnerable.>Asriel carrying his little brother home.
>>240673354B-but there's still like 2 classes leftAsrielAsriel where are you going
>>240669771because i need to sell myself out as a nsfw artist and make that dosh and my rapport as a sfw artist is down the toilet>>240670182be the change u wanna see anon>>240668960http://imgur.com/a/f8gb1Ut
>>240673272Wait anon, you beat Deltarune? Holy shit, does your dad work for Tobyfox? Thanks tho I will try to make the rest of my day good. Have fun with yours.
>Kris's boss monster furry cosplay being discovered by Toriel>Kris having an awkward conversation as Toriel questions if it's sexual or just for fun>Toriel's expression turning to shock as Kris replies that they prefer wearing the costume some times because it makes them feel like they fit into the family better.>Toriel making Kris two pies that night after hugging them and apologizing.
So we literally have to wait for the release of the 2nd chapter/ the full game release for this thread to become rejuvenated.That sucks, i wish it got more traction.
>>240668237knight shota gote on wizard shota gote
I wish Toby was my dad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bX3DaCJi1jQI never thought I'd hear Jack Black singing Megalovania.
I love my husband Rouxls!
More people have posted goats than I have
how would your fave react to being dumped?
>>240673656Jack Black would probably make a good SansOr a Papyrus
>>240672437I would but I am still a beginner and I am too scared of the reception it would receive.
>>240673797I now realize that1. I have this picture saved for some reason2. I posted itTruly a cursed fate.
>>240673963Nigga did you even play the gamesIt's okay to put yourself in a position of vulnerability
>>240673963don't be scared.the worst that could happen of what you do could be met with a "this sucks" and you've lost nothing but a little time.There's worse in the world, isn't there?I just hope for the sake of everyone that this shit ain't lewd.
>>240673867Starts stammering a lot but tries to act cool about it and like it's totally fine and that she'll be fine and wishes the best for whoever is breaking up with her, trying to make it seem like it doesn't hurt her at all since she doesn't want to burden anyoneThen when she's alone she totally breaks down for days
>Asriel's new girlfriend Frisk trying her best to get to know Kris >Frisk noticing Kris sat on the couch>Frisk approaching and opening her mouth to speak>Kris pulling their legs against them,under his hoodie and tightening the tassels on his hood >Kris in the span of three seconds turning into a green-yellow pillow>Kris arms poking out to grab his phone and earphones before sliding back into the confines of his clothes like a snake>Frisk getting the impression Kris isnt fond of her.
>Kris attempting suicide by OD'ing on pills.>Fails, sleeps through school the next day sick and left alone.>Gets scolded by Toriel who asks them if they even care about their future.>Kris just bowing their head and taking it.>Toriel cleaning up Kris's room angrily while Kris does punishment yardwork.>Finds the sleeping pills that Kris had purchased yesterday.>Peeks inside and see's over half are missing.>Kris slowly plucking weeds from the ground outside.>Kris feeling a pair of arms wrap around them tightly.>Kris resisting briefly before being turned around and held properly by Toriel.>Kris's eyes watering as he keeps struggling against the boss monster>Kris eventually bawling as Toriel mumbles apologies and brings Kris inside.
>>240673867I don't think the glitter-covered rock in papyrus' house can talk.
>>240673431>because i need to sell myself out as a nsfw artist and make that doshStill doesen't explain why the ones you do for free as requests have all become lewds.
I am going to tie a chocolate bar on a string and then put that chocolate bar on the street where Kris will see it and then when Kris tries to grab it I pull on the string and Kris will comically follow it and eventually I will pull the chocolate bar on a string over a manhole and Kris will not notice the manhole and will fall into the manhole!!!
>>240674540Leave the artist alone faggot
>>240673797He's a good fave to have.
Burgerpants' awkwardly noticed cat anus
>>240673867disbelief. then he writes an entire album of adele type tragicomic songs about it>>240674481who did it break up with
anon i see you have a 3 tb folder called "schoolwork" if you tell me whats inside, il just keep it between us ok?
Kris getting treated like a child by Asriel whenever he shows up! Asriel coming back from college!Asriel picking Kris up often without asking!Asriel feeding Kris and not letting Kris do anything.Asriel walking Kris to the bathroom and waiting for him to finish!Kris going to school the next day wearing cute little boys clothes! Everyone loves little Kris!
>>240674908it was thrown by a protester in bulgaria and it never felt so alone in its life. it literally hasn't spoken to anyone in months.
>>240674924That's my meme folder, it's all images.
>>240665906that reminds meI love this fuckin' dad
I love the REEEEEE gangKREEEEs, SusREEEEEEEE, and RalsREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEand Lancer
>>240675515lancreeee is british lancer
>>240674694I know its probably hard for someone with autism like yourself to understand, but two people can have a discussion without it being confrontational.
>>240674540gotta show examples somehow and already drew asriel with most of my fetishes [spoiler but guro before
Gonna give your fave a powered wig
>>240675779powered by what?
>>240673867I'd say it depends pretty much on the fashion of being dumped, especially the reasoning behind the act, cuz she can rationalize pretty well. But a lot of bad blood can arise if anything is being left unresolved, unanswered or mistreated, leaving her bitter, or straight out vengefulShe's much able to get through personal tragedies through her selflessness and character strength alone, though I guess sometimes when the spirit is weak, these inner struggles may emerge onto the surfaceI'd be there for her
I'm a writefag! I specialize in angst with happy endings. Tonight I'm going to be taking three requests and delivering completed works by the end of the week.Anyone have any ideas?
>>240676230Before the gotefags and berdlyfags come out of the blue, lemme get a Krusie story my guy. There aren't enough of those.
>>240676435I hope you didn't just call me a gotefag.
>>240676230Susie not being able to join the cross country team because she can't afford it
>>240676597disco is as dead as gaster
>>240676435Isn't there a thread on /trash/ that's nothing but Krusie stories
>>240665906How does it feel to hold your favourite's hand, /utg/?
>>240676230alphys asks mettaton to be the best man in her wedding and inadvertantly brings up their past friendship troubles. also undyne being really annoyed about it, and papyrus as maid of honor
>>240674123>>240674204I know you are right. I am just really insecure person. >>240674323Nice story anon. I wish there were more suicide related fanfics...
>>240676524You're not a gotefag until you're a fag for gotes.Are you a fag for gotes?If so, you're a gotefag. Otherwise you're just a regular fag.>>240676780I guess, but there's no such thing as too many Krusie stories
I can't believe Asriel's brother is a fucking furry
>>240676435>>240676540Sorry no Susie she's a bit of a reverse mary sue and it's hard to write correctly.
>>240676230Kid Undyne overworking herself while trying to become strong, thinking that if she's not strong enough then Asgore and Gerson won't want her around anymore
>>240677006>planning on writing angsty stories completely without the angstiest character in the gameplaying on hardmode, I see
>>240676657DISCO WILL OUTLIVE EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU, EGGS BE MY WITNESSES
▲ ▲ ▼newfags can't deltarune
>>240676937To my defense: it's hard not to be a fag for goats.I feel horrible for Toriel and her crippling loneliness issues, the poor woman is heartbroken and needed frisk more than frisk needs her, Asgore is also a shard of himself he mopes in his castle and was reduced to nothing but pain by the end of your battle that he'd rather die and let you pass the barrier than having to live alone just another day.then there's asriel, his story is tragic, but hell i don't even know this kid.Ralsei is a similar story, but fucking damn it Toby should stop making these tragic goats i can't handle this much hnnngIf that makes me a goatfag/gotefag, then fuck you, that's what i am. at least my love for these pixelated gay-as-fuck goats is fully platonic.
>>240676230Royal Guard's night out to bolster and enstrengthen the bonds between monsters-at-arms and celebrate the arrival of fresh, newly appointed captain Undyne, gets little bit too wild in the UndergroundCausing drunken mayhem, Asgore steps in, pacifying the inebriated knechts. Morning afterwards, Asgore has dad-daughter-like talk with ashamed and hungover Undyne about wrongdoings, life and duty
>>240677235Sorry should've prefaced this, DR only I'm on a rut with it.>>240677329Really sorry man but with a character like Susie I wouldn't be doing her justice. It would be a parody of the character because she's very unpredictable as it pertains to her personality and reactions that the only way you COULD have a Susie that's actually good and not annoying would be in a game situation like undertale or deltarune.IE:Everything Susie says treads on the side of edgy/dark humor or violence.How fucking annoying would a character be if that's all they were?Either I would A: change it to be post-game Susie that is more tolerable, but at that point less Susie,or B: write her as she was and have her become a ridiculous annoyance.
>>240677456point and laugh
>>240677393I don't know wether that is a threat that i will die soon or that disco will in fact live longer than anyone of us.Anon, you're terrifying.
>>240675724Guess that makes sense, though it was cooler when you did cute shit.
>>240677526Asriel learned some bad habits from Chara
>>240676230Could you do a story about Noelle coming to school the day after her dad gets hospitalized and trying to keep it together?
>>240677534>platonic, genuine care about the characters and not just waifufagging about wanting to fuck ralsei in the ass>an outlook on asriel that isn't "SWEATY GOTE JOCK"oh ok you're actually not what I would consider a gotefag then
>>240677615i mean it depends. toby made her likable by giving her lancer to interact with, and he likes her gristly sense of humor. she only does the violence thing when she feels insecure or threatened.
How does it feel to tell your 8 year old fave that they can't have seconds because it has to be tomorrow's dinner too and that Santa might not bring too many presents this year
>>240677150POW!<3 fluffy <3ah...what's bothering you so early? (literally: what's wrong in the morning?)
>>240678173feels bad man
>>240676790Like true happiness
>>240672676Yes, that sounds like a scenario where Noelle would need more love than ever!
>>240677930Why is that a default?why can't we like things without wanting to fuck them?Has the infestation grown this far already?
>"Whats 'a matter Anon? Don't feel bad, its okay if sometimes you can't perform.">"That's fully erect!?"
>>240676976Nothing wrong with being a furry lil
If monsters have no blood, how do they get erections?
>>240678717Monsters have barbie doll anatomy so they don't need blood for erections
>>240678717they don't. they pee in each other's butts to make babies
>>240678532Look, you're the one who bought this tent! Don't you start complaining because you can't convert imperial to metric
>>240678532enough with crackers his goats all look like girls
>>240678717there are things hidden from us that we should never learn.like the haavara-agreement, race-sciences and why the fuck they sell highly addictive pringles in public retail.
>>240678842>barbie doll anatomyThen wouldn't they also have no dicks?
>>240676230if youre into it, maybe some postgame jevil/seam reunion stuff?
>>240679419Shame on you.
>>240679360I approve of this, but one things odd:she dissolves as if she was exposed to determination where she should turn into ash like a normal monster.
>>240679553did alphys inject undyne with determination or something
>>240679553The implication is that she's enough of a badass to summon determination like Undyne did.
>>240679559Neato burritoSource, please and thanks
What if the SOUL was a symbiote?
>>240679752WaitIs this implying that Kris doesn't wear any pants
>"It's not time to leave yet"What do you do?
>>240679662She does have a nice eyepatch, huh?>>240679748I didn't know monsters can do that. i knew there are stronger souls and weaker souls, but not that they can inherit or learn a virtue of a SOUL
>>240679496anon i make my threadly reminder jeam post nearly every thread, do you think this is a fucking game
>>240679419would they even want that with his lack of sanity
>>240679952Nothing, it’s Asriel’s choice.
>>240679952Hug him and agree. Let him have as much time as he wants.
>>240679952RUN.scream MUS_SMILE on your way out
>>240679952sqaut down and take a shit right there and then, without taking my pant off.
>>240668070https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwBelsqmbbMI went out for a walk and accidentally went beyond the city. Now I'm lost
>>240680548Based and Brown-pilled.
Asriel is straight. Straight!
>>240680548Didn't know Indians post here as well
>>240680784Look at this STRAIGHT gote
Mettaton is rude! RUDE!
>>240680784not a single gay thought
>>240680841he isnt shitting in a street, so hes probably just slavic.
>>240680784repressed gay conservative alternative media pundit Asriel is cute!
Humans in Deltarune are different from humans in Undertale.Kris is stated to be "made of blood" when blood only accounts for 7% of a normal human body. In Undertale, human bodies are described as being "mostly water" just like in real life.
>>240680784Only when he's not molesting his little brother.
>>240679883Kris comes out of QC's and does the raimi dance.
>>240681060the first is from a little kid the second is from a book or something IIRC, so
>>240680931>>240681032Aren't indians just east slavs??
>>240681060In Undertale humans are giant water balloons made of skinIn Deltarune humans are giant blood balloons made of skin
>>240681060> In Deltarune. Monster have Physical body and have to be buried.While humans turn into a puddle of blood on death.
>>240681060Whichever character made the ‘made of blood’ claim isn’t a reliable narrator. There’s no reason to assume humans are different in Deltarume beyond what may be stated in the future.
>>240681153For the sake of memes, sure, why not
>>240681153Say that to my fucking face you amerifat.
https://youtu.be/lpvT-Fciu-4This canonically happened to Pezza Trousers.
>>240681446>>240680991repressed gay conservative soldier boy Asriel getting too attached to his comrades and bunkmates!
>>240681972 I want this cute military boy to capture me and torture me for information!
>>240682146I want slightly autistic repressed gay conservative Asriel to have an embarrassing internet presence akin to PeterSweden!
>>240681972Asriel joining the Army!Asriel putting his life on the line for freedom!Asriel getting captured by the enemy on his first tour!Asriel finding out why they're called "goatfuckers"!
>>240682146i want this millitary boy to capture you and beat the gay out of you as well.
Do you think Hometown and its residents are partially based on Toby's own experiences growing up?
>>240682282im pretty sure they'd see him rather as a demi-god, perhaps a messenger of allah that was then corrupted by the west on his journey.
>>240682286>>240682146Navy boy Asriel irl here, it's pretty conservative.
Repressed gay conservative Asriel tries to hide his boner every time his cute brother Kris goes out of the shower wearing only a towel!
What the fuck's happening to this threadAre Australians waking up or what's with the rampant shitposting
>>240682417Repressed gay conservative Asriel masturbating to the sounds his little brother makes in shower while also masturbating.
>>240682404Well, the internet expects you to suck and fuck as if your life depended on it now.because this thread is run by women and women were a fucking mistake.
>>240681346actually monster funerals involve burying a beloved item covered in their dust. that's why shyra's grave had a kareoke mic on it and such.
>>240682519I'm just having fun with my cute images of Asriel being a spergy conservative or serving in uniform! I just enjoy this OK don't judge meand I'm american
>>240682593>this thread is run by womenthe thread hasnt crashed and burned anon its obviously run by men
>>240682752This thread isn't run at all, whoever told you that
>>240682593>asrielfags are all womenhow new are you
>>240682593I don't think many women even know about undertale, even less about 4chan and even less about this gay thread. >>240682593>>240682593
>>240681136Isn't the second one literally also a school report written by a kid?
Could anyone post some Russian undertale pics, I didn't know I needed it till now.
Would you still love your fav if they took up antinatalism?
>>240682992The Undertale fandom has a ton of women. This thread has a couple. Probably most Jeam shippers here are women.
>>240683173What the fuck is that?
>>240682992undertale is disproportionately popular with women compared to the average video game. but this thread is mostly men and the conservative sailor Asriel posters are most likely men in my view(I know at least one of them is)
>>240683173I despise antinatalism with a burning hatred. I doubt Ralsei would be one of them, but I'd still urge him to kill himself if he was.
>>240683260Eta kharasho, brat
>>240682752You speak out of inexpirience.This place can go from smooth sweet-talking into incoherrent sad to hell and back real quick.You have to realize that women type different than men do, it's easy to see the difference once you've accustomed yourself to the sight of it. I actually believe the margin of "women" is disgustingly high.
>>240683397Put your trip back on
>>240683330The belief that making babies is unethical, because it generates suffering/you can't consent to being born.
I HAAAATE THAT HEDGEHOOOOOG
>>240683397take your fucking meds
>>240682326>Toby was bullied by a Susie IRL>Susie GF really does exist Someone tell Krabsposter!
>>240683397>I actually believe the margin of "women" is disgustingly high.I would bet 100$ what you think are women are actually just faeries.
>>240683471I don't care then, I'm gay for my faves so we won't make any babies.
>>240683471That is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard. Life is worth living despite the suffering.
>>240681972Is this undertale: 1968?
>>240683513Calm down, sweet-cheeks.We can all be friends if you let it happen.
>>240683508>"Hey as, how'd you say your family adopted kris again?"
>>240683350>this thread is mostly menhow do you know anon
>>240683634>Пoдзeмкинo Never thought it would be posted here, or anywhere desu.
>>240683634>Mettaton will never fuck your ass in a back alley for cigarettesHurts, lads.
>>240683028Just search for the best and probably only worthwhile AU ever made; Podzemkino or, as it is written in cyrillic, Пoдзёмкинo
To those who are STILL playing Undertale since its release.
>>240683727Make a poll and we'll see. I bet there is like 40% straight men 30% gay/bi men here and rest are women.
Does "Empty Town" sound like "Happy Town" to you /utg/?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DhFIWA4XJchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0rYvSvbQ-Y
>>240683692There was a time when I hated Force Unleashed for how much of a Mary Sue Starkiller was.Then Rey happened...
>Managed to listen to Undertale the way through without even tearing upAm I finally getting over it or just going souless?
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!>>240656036Making sure the spider is warm and comfortable and at a proper distance from the TV!
>>240683948You're getting over it. All emotions are fleeting, you can't feel sad about a song forever.
>>240683756w-what does it say
>>24068379020 years ago back in the second grade, after coming home in tears again, ignored by her mommy and her daddy as she dragged her feet to her room
>>240683948Listen to it over and over and over and over anon, until it has nothing else to offer you.Soon you'll be just like him.
>>240680906Not a single gay thought in that boy's head
>>240683727I mean I can't know for sure, but I strongly get that impression.men:gotefags (mostly?)charafags (mostly?)susiefagsfishfagsalphysfags (mostly?)mewmewsadposters (mostly?)women:mettaton rouxlsfagsjeamfags (mostly)
>>240683948Is it so unusual to not cry at Undertale?I mean, the story is sad and all... it really is.Thread! let me get consensus on this.btw that's a very cute goat you got there.
What a good boy~
>>240683727this site is mostly men
>>240684116Undertale is the only game to make cry over its content even once, but it's made my cry many times. I cried multiple times my first time playing it, and I always tear up again at new home and Asriel
This site is 99% cute femboys in Japanese-style girls' school swimsuits
>>240684116...some of us were emotionally numb.Myself included.
>>240684091do you count as a man if your penis didn't originally belong to you?
Why is Toby so good at music but so shit at making them loop properly?
>>240684369YES.You can't tell on the internet but i am actually fucking ka-wha-ee and no one can fucking stop me.
>>240684369i believe this one>>240684116i didn't cry but i felt pretty excited when i read some of the lore. like think about it all day excited.
I wonder how Aidsanon is doing...
>>240684306THERE'S NO CRYING IN VIDEO GAMES
>>240684091I doubt any gotefags here are women.Asriel and Asgore would be repulsive to most women for their sweet and timid natures.Toriel is Milffag bait.Ralsei might attract them with his cute design, but I imagine very few would put him as a fave for his character.
>>240684467he REALLY doesn't like to make them loop, just wants the song to replay. It's kinda awkward sounding in fights like mettaton EX and Asriel
>>240684001>>240684063I have not listened to it that much, I have to say, I usually get too sad even thinking about that sequence with the whole backstory. I just did not dare to even bing it up as often as the battle themes, since up till now, I had cried like a baby every time I had. Have a similar problem with Mother 3's It's Over.>>240684116It is the one that gets me the most, always has been. Altough people in this thread have a harder time with "His theme" and "Hopes and Dreams" which for some reason never got me to WEEP so often.>btw that's a very cute goat you got thereThanks, I wish I knew the pic that gort's from.
>>240684012-Blaser (Russian cheap alcoholic cocktail) is a glamorous drink for rich womam, ritht, Sanya?-I don't give a fuck. At least when you are still paying.
>>240684092Ralsei groping kris under her armor!Ralsei feeling up kris thigh!Ralsei!
>>240684467if you mean the soundtrack album, they are slightly different to the in game version
>>240684572We know that there’s one Femanon who likes M!Chara
>>240684467The only time I was unsatisfied with a loop was Chaos King.
>>240684116The walk through New Home and the Asriel fight brought me to tears the first time I went through, and I was already fairly emotionally subdued at the time, and haven't really cried at all since or for a long time before. Undertale and His Theme both make me feel like I want to cry, but no actual tears.
>>240684613thanks. also lol.
>>240684736that's probably the most awkward one, because the beginning really does sound like an intro
>>240684627>Kris >Her Get out and never come back.
https://vocaroo.com/i/s1Ra2ds7nBmuI miss BrooklynSans
Best girlBest boyBest ship
I hope Susie gets the chance to meet Rudy before he inevitably bites it.He's a cool dude and she could use a positive adult presence in her life.
>>240684091>mewmewI love how sure and adamant you seem that it's just one dude that you didn't even bother to add anything to the designation like all the others. Just "mewmew".That weird poll said that there's like 5 people who like her here, I know I'm not alone damnit.
>>240684627>>240684838Bullied Kris is canonically Fem,especially with Bully!Ralsei
>>240684604Don't get me wrong, despite my shitposting nature that likes to pick on people, i get that this game gets the best of people.And i can't hold it against anyone that breaks out in their emotions when playing it, the game is made to hit home.I just so happen to just lose my expression a little when playing through new home a little.I also feel bad for snowdrake's mom. but there is also an instance that i'd like to call "glad-sad" it always triggers on the fight with flowey. but i've never lost my composure when fighting him.I dunno, maybe something's wrong on my end.
>>240051796No!It is not weird!>>240143148Absolute anti-cute!>>240266443Indisputably incorrect!>>240366030Distinctly despicable!>>240462991Unquestionably untrue!>>240557036 Factually false!>>240683985Requires revisions!
Can we get some more Bully!Ralsei sexually harassing Kris?
>>240685127Bully Ralsei likes girl Kris but a combination of bad reputation, shyness and jealousy towards her brother holds him back from asking her out.
Kris loves his brother very much! Maybe a bit too much!
>>240685063Well .. at least one third of your statements is right
>>240685598Can't we be friends?
Catty giving Kris a big hug every time they come by and telling them that if they ever have a problem they should just come to Aunt Catty for help!Dess making it clear to Kris that even though he gives them a hard time when they tease Noelle he considers them his honorary cousin and if anybody's bothering them he'll give them a pounding!Asriel ignoring Kris until mom gives him some pocket change to go take them to the diner, and making it clear to Kris that he's very annoyed and frustrated the entire time!
Deltarune but your fave's personality is entirely based on the last board you visited
>>240685865That only because Asriel is repressed gay and his gay fhoughts about his own brother make him angry and frustrated.
>>240686015Does /vg/ mean it will be a horrible multiple personality freak or that it would just have my general of preference's personality? Cause I'd take the multiple personality freak over /utg/'s please.
>>240686015Nazi RalseiNazielYESBuild that barrier, fuck darkeners, light power.
>>240686152>>240686289I MEANT THE LAST ONE BEFORE /VG/, WHERE YOU ARE NOW, YOU FUCKS
Ralsei wanna fuck Kris
>>240685816Sure, why notJust don't get too ... flamboyant
>>240686561Then /trash/.Oh no.
>>240686770literally the first ass he's ever seen
>>240686770This is why i hate when women wear yoga pants on trains/buses et cetera.do you really want people to feel bad when their station is up?
>>240686441But he's a darkner aswell.Is he Argentinian?
>>240686561/K/ Chara...Not much of a difference really.
What if Mad Mew Mew had a huge vibrating dick because of what Alphys was using the doll for
>>240687054You see, he's one of those self-loathing darkener allies, he hates his own kind turned what one would call a "xenophile" in essence and will help Kris genocide all under the night sky.He knows the world will be a better place without people without him and tries to make things right.
>>240687239Now you're talkin'
>>240687074She'd take it out (just like the head) or leave it in depending on her choice of partner.
Goodnight utg!Don't forget to brush your teeth today! And get yourself interdental brushes! It's very important to clean the space between your teeth!
>>240686015cgl mettaton. it's just mettaton but he's really really salty about other people's clothing.
>>240686913Gas the Bleeders!Material war now!
>>240687549Good night anon
>>240687619I read this as cgi Mettaton
>>240671758this reminds me of that weird anime where the MC has a dependency for his girlfriends saliva
>>240686913i hate this picturenot even for political reasons, he just looks so stupid and slightly offputting
>>240687549Its 9 pm
>>240686913>Gasrielwhy that's brilliant!why haven't i thought of this already?!Anon, you're a fucking godsent.>>240687468Feels reminder: Everyone she held dear or began to love left her to rot in her lab, and now she has more than enough time at night contemplating her mistakes when all she can hear at night is the sound of the amalgemates screaming up the elevator shafts, pounding against the door or moaning.how do you feel about that, anon?
>>240675046But Anon, Kris already wears cute little boys clothes
>>240687915okay have this.>>240688065i shitpost at highspeed
>>240687915I agree to be desu, thats a very bad interpretation of the gote.
>>240688065Why do you make posts like this instead of the wholesome content you want to see
>>240688093there's nothing cuter than a green jumper honestly
>>240687619>/cgl/Women are not welcome in /utg/
Why is there so much overlap between Asrielfags and authoritarian ideologies?
>>240688117You're okay, weird-anon.i like you, kind of.>[the other post you quoted that i don't want to grace with an (you)]God damn, look at jessica, jessica can't even.
>>240687468Nice job anon, but let's try a harder one!Can you identify the species of the people in THIS picture?
>>240688334desire for pure wholesome love or something
>>240688334Wanting to be politically dominated by another man is incredibly homosexual
>>240688334Both are composed mostly of broken people with hero complexes
>>240688218You see, anon. i really like wholesome content, but i myself don't excel at it.There: the rat's outta the bag, i suck ass at the things i like the most. i am the shitposting equivelant of a lactose-intollerant cheesemaker. can i still have wholesomes?
Why has reading Ariel romance fics made me want to know what a relationship is like? Why does every guide to finding a boyfriend say not to look for one? Is it stupid to want this?
god i wish susie would eat my face
>>240688012So? You could at least fix your sleep cycle!
>>240688431i think mettaton's idea of self care would involve a fainting couch and a tub of ice cream
>>240679963I guess there are people completely oblivious to everything beyond the Pacifist route.Also, all human SOULs have determination, it’s not one of the virtues like Patience and Kindness. It’s an intrinsic quality.
Edgy phase Asriel and his little brother.
>>240688613Nah mate, wanting to be in a relationship is normal.But if you do look for a bf just take care where you look for themFaggots aren't exactly known for sticking with one guy
>>240688673Hey, asshole!don't give me fucking lip, i have a heart, okay?I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING REFUSE TO STAB THAT GOAT!I am not 100%-Undertale, nu-uh, no can do.I may hate Toriel because she rejects Asgore after many non-descript years, but i can't end Toriels, Asgore's, Papyrus' life and i quite literally can't kill napstablook because i don't think the physics add up.
>>240686015>/sp/>for /f1g/he'd just turn into a even madder amd amx
I've seen the lights go out on /utg/I saw the ruins at my feetYou know we almost didn't notice itWe'd seen it all the time on /vg/They burned the rule 34 down in tumblrLike in that Spanish civil warThe flames were everywhereBut no one really cared
>>240688065a little sad, i guess. i can handle my favorite doing some bad shit and putting herself into some shitty situations, especially when she owns up it and starts to fix things in-game including accepting the support of her friends. it's why she was a well written character.
>>240688897>>240688613I just want a straight best friend from whom I can keep my sexual feelings secretthe friendship is more important to me
>>240688613Because those fics always skip the tiring or boring aspects of a relationship. Actual relationships are a lot more boring because you'll be with a real person, not a videogame character.
Reminder that this is what really happened after Susie left the partyhttps://i.imgur.com/UneQVMo.png
>>240689315actually after Ralsei said he had no subjects Kris got on his knees and swore fealty to his new lord before kissing a stammering blushing Ralsei's paw gently, then they held hands through the Field of Hopes and Dreams
>>240688406How new are you?>>240688560Correct. Because in the end, no matter how much you desire it, you'll never save asriel.
>>240688653He's got kind of a manic personality so I think half the time it'll be the kind of go-getter attitude in that picture and what you said the other half
Why doesn't anyone call Noelle cute?Because she's really a-doe-rable!
>>240689315god i wish that were me
>>240685259The spider is cute and you will love the spider! That's the only possible outcome!
>>240689601Because Dess is very protective and very good at swinging a wiffle bat
>>240689601Noelle truly is best girl.No wonder Kris married her.
>>240689601Because she's ugly
I want Susie to fuck me in Amazon position :3
Good morning! I love this gay gote!
>>240689935What else is new
>>240689843I can't believe Noelle helped Kris open up and become a happier, healthier person who can take good care of their growing satyr family!
>>240689874Why do you let women dominate you, anon?amazon position is for weaklingsMATING PRESS IS FOR CHADS
I haven't pooped in 3 days and I feel no need to poop except my belly feels uncomfortable and it hurts when I pee and I had a brief fever when it started and I have to pee often and my pee pee keeps burning mildly what is gong on this has never happened to me
If your fave is so great then how come you're spending friday night here and not with them?
>>240690121Mating press is a bad meme.
>>240690218They're not real
>>240690219wrong image, oh well
Noelle is not for Kris.Noelle is not for Susie.Noelle is for Catti.
>>240690218I'm not fictional.
>>240690271Why would you call yourself a man while having passive sex?come on, man.
>>240690121I'll log this on the book of worst opinions possible.
>>240690394catti is for diabetes and death by heart attack at 30
>>240690131eat some fibre and drink some watermaybe you have a UTI
>>240690486yeah, and it's logged in your bad opinion file, idiot.
I have a question:Can you replay the game after Soulless pacifist? If so, how would Chara react if they found out that you truly RESET?
What if the "real" Kris is an asshole who hates their friends?
Is your heart white or black?
>>240690903But both gotes are canonically white
>>240690903Black like my soul
>>240682996No, the school report is about monster funeral rites.
>>240690525i forced down some prunes and several glasses of hot water, to no effect. also I'm burping a lotI can't find anything that matches my combination of symptoms...
>>240690903It's crimson red probably, like every living human being's heart tbqh
>>240690680IIRC if you do soulless pacifist you just get the normal Load/True Reset title screenThen if you do a genocide route afterwards you get the same tirade about sentimentality you always get for doing genocide after losing your soul
>>240690827i want a soulless yandere kris bf
>>240691084Go visit a doctor
>>240690903neither.>>240690827This is just batshit crazy enough to be canon.
>>240683173Be incredibly hurt by the implication that they object to my very existence.
>>240690827I'm not sure if Kris hates their friends but from what we hear about their antics they do seem to be kind of an asshole
>>240691148Then how much will you play until Chara breaks from the repetitiveness of it all, as >>240683897speculate?
>>240684091excuse you, im the jeam poster and im a cute boy!
>>240690827Just noticed that awful image quality
"My father Asgore loves his cute daughter, me."-quote from Frisk
>>240691797I want Asgore to commit suicide in his garden with a revolver to the temple and leave a suicide note whining about how much of a failure he was in life and then Toriel and all of the other monsters read his suicide note at his funeral and laugh and talk about how much of a pitiful loser he was and then Toriel drinks too much and pours Asgore's dust onto the ground and everyone stomps in it and kicks it around and Kris does the Fortnite dance in the dust and then everyone goes back to Asgore's flower shop and destroys everything inside and cuts up and mutilates all the flowers that Asgore spent years carefully cultivating then they go back to Toriel's house for a party and they all celebrate with food and friends and loud music and boogie the night away while proclaiming how excited they are that that big cringey loser is finally dead
Asriel’s post-game dialogue drastically damaged my opinion of him.
What if the vessel appears in hometown and becomes a venom-esque character, being a hostile presence towards Kris and his friends in between dark world adventures?
>>240691957when he's temporarily a gote or you mean really post-game when he tells you not to reset
Is the any actual good cosplay?
>>240691957He's right though.
>>240691957Half his character comes from that dialogue
>>240691957Literally how lol
MAN I NEED TO FUCK RALSEI IN THE ASS
>>240692163Absolutely not, but she looks pretty.she'd look better without 20g worth of make-up and the silly clothes.
>>240692398Remember to ask permission first!
>>240692483gib vessel bf
>>240692163if being smeared with paint and wearing paper on your head considered cosplay than yesIs it good?Leave it to unwashed "experts"
>>240692478every time i see these disgusting furries in their smelly fursuits, i make myself giggle by thinking of the man inside the costume screaming in total agony because he inside of the fursuit is built like an iron maiden while still having the composure to wave and do silly poses.Why is this funny to me?
>>240692594But anon that's incest! Think about what Gaster would say!
>view count on my pastebin keeps going up>no feedback
>>240691474Imagine how utterly crushed and dejected Ralsei would feel inside if Kris called him a 'thing' and refused to continue being a friend with freakish, lonely, creepy darkner filth
>>240692787remember each time you refresh it that counts as a view
>>240692478These are spooky
>>240692787Don't you mind it.when i created my shitty fic, a nice anon told me that there are automated bots going through entries and the counter does not appear to count unique visitors, so every time you visit the page (by refreshing or when the site expires) you are added as an visitor.from the position i was gotten this explained at, it seems like a broken-as-heck feature.
>>240692775Because you're dumb and you believe retarded memes over mundane reality?
>>240692787>850 views and no feedbackI feel you bro
Deltarune will never come, just like Chapter 4
what if susie had a mohawk
>>240692985well on my end when i refresh it the count does not go up and i made it unlisted so no bots could find it
>>240693109Mad max deltarune crossover when?
>>240692989What is pleasant in wearing artificial skin and hair just to feel good?seems like the most horrid thing in life
>>240692845Lol, I bet he would cry himself to sleep while thinking of ways to end it.
>>240692989I suppose you are upset because you are a furry.lol.I remember when they deported mexican asriel. good times.
>>240693479where do you think you are
>>240685095I love Susie's huge fists
>>240692713 >Vessel showing up while Kris is on a adventure in the dark world and asserting itself into Kris’s life>Some monsters don’t realize it at first but eventually everyone realizing it’s not Kris>Everyone being to scared to confront the Vessel>Kris coming home coming face to face with the Vessle>Fight to the death
Do you think Kris views himself as a monster? Sort of like some otherkin. He wore fake horns and all which backs up this theory.
>>240691474But Kris already spoke to Ralsei when we took control of Susie and he seemed to prefer the convo with the real Kris over us.
>>240693656i mean it's obviously an alternate universe's parallel to Chara hating humans and killing himself to kill more humanshe just has identity and self-image issues related to being human
>>240693574what if>the more damaged the vessel gets, the weaker its grip on reality becomes, gaster-ising it throughout the fight. >In response its attacks become more erratic and harder to predict>resulting in the fight's atmosphere feeling like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAG5geM148s
>>240693656He just wants to be like his onii-chan
>>240693703>he seemed to prefer the convo with the real Kris over us.This gave me sad feelings. Is the what being cucked feels like?
>>240694056Kris deserves to have friends who like him so I don’t really look at it like that
>>240693703>>240694056what if Ralsei and Asriel end up coming to the conclusion the player's soul is a better friend than Kris just like Asriel did with Chara/Frisk in Undertale, but he (multiple) still can't help being obsessed with Kris
>>240694468Post cuter fem!Ralseis!
>>240694359No. In the end we (the player) will need to let Kris be Kris. Our guidance will help them for relationships for a happier life but we have no right to seize a "vessel" for our own entertainment. You're welcome on the spoiled ending.
>>240694359>Kris getting abandoned for the Player by his brotherThat’s too sad
>>240694185Oh, that's a bold statement.what makes you think that Kris is entitled to Friends?Is it really the SOUL that you hoped had Friends or is it the Vessel you wished deserved friends?You are entitled to nothing, you can be born lonely and die lonely.
>>240692035The gote part.>>240692219Hence “drastically”>>240692263Honestly? Because he willfully made the death of his best friend completely meaningless, despite having already agreed to the plan.Fucking hell, have some respect for the dead, Azzy.I mean, up until that point I could have believed there were some unforseeable factors, or something, anything, but nope. He just made it all a waste, of his own volition, and then he fucking died a totally avoidable death.Sure, in the long term it was for the best, but it’s not the sort of thing you can do without me considering you untrustworthy.
it's quite embarrassing how the only female member of the fuck squad has the biggest penis
Kris is a vessel for us. Why should he have a say in anything when we're better at being Kris than he ever was?
>>240669724BASED TURN A POSTER>>240669724Pretty okyoutube.com/watch?v=f9q2vrGf4gs
>>240693656I know I am>tfw i can't be the cute monster person i wish I could beGenetic engineering when?
>>240668070Today was good, got early off from work and finally cleaned this shitholehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qR_K3fkhINY
Kris isn’t entitled to happiness, but I want him to be happy because he seems like a nice if troubled kid. I don’t mind having to end my time with Deltarune if it means he can have some peace.
>>240691474I would be 100% down with this if he didn't pull out a knife.
>>240695123>Why should he have a say in anything when we're better at being Kris than he ever was?Did you mean why shouldn't we? Also Kris is the only human in a village comprised of only monsters. They feel ostracized and the only reprieve from that loneliness is his brother who in their mind abandoned them for College. They're had a hard life and suffer from obvious mental issues, much like chara. It's up to us to make their life better. Even if that means just helping them make friends and having a few laughs. Although, they may not appreciate our help. Would you appreciate someone seizing control of your autonomy?
>>240695097>Because he willfully made the death of his best friend completely meaningless, despite having already agreed to the plan.to be fair, he regretted it and decided he was wrong and Chara was right for his long miserable existence until the very end of the game. and he decided he was right not because 'killing bad' but because they would have had to wage war against all of humanity as a consequence. he still acknowledges 'not everything can be solved just by being nice', and he says the surface is particularly like that. I bet "in this world, it's kill or be killed" was a quote Chara said to him when they were panicking on the surface, and Chara was specifically referring to the surface with this, because it's something a monster like Asriel might need to be told (total headcanon I know but it makes sense)also, for what it's worth, he spent his last moments with Chara's grave. yeah, if Chara heard 'wasn't really the greatest person' and 'you're the friend I always wanted', that would hurt like hell, but it's not like he was spitting on his memory. He obviously still deeply cared for Chara. Undertale is extremely nuanced with this stuff actually, just like with Asgore/Toriel's shit and Alphys' shit
>>240695101Eh, more DICC the better.
>>240695372Just remember, your decisions don't matter. But Kris's do.
>>240695265lets say it was real and you did it. what the fuck would you do afterwards?
Boyfriends! (Boys AND friends!)
>>240695101It's pretty hot
Kris wants to get his brains fucked out by Asriel and cook and clean for him.
>>240696070Be a gote
>>240696148Kris isn't so sure he wants it anymore...https://i.imgur.com/RUM2unf.jpg
Ralsei calls Kris his boyfriend without realising the implications!
>>240696098just say they're friends you freakin weirdo
sweaty gote jock
What if for Halloween Berdly dressed up as a human from that horror movie that everyone is reminded of when they see Kris?
>>240696519Ralsei feigns ignorance!
>>240696637>"Kris, I don't mind you using my computer, just... Please clear your history afterwards, okay?"
>>240695372I love Kris but I will pleasure myself with him at the expense of his happiness and well being
Remember that time those thee weird grey kids tied Kris to a chair and danced at him till he got sunburnt? Wonder what they were after.
>>240696704Ralsei is a slut.
sweaty gote jock sweaty gote jock sweaty gote jock sweaty gote jock sweaty gote jock sweaty jock gote sweaty sweaty gote jock gote jock sweaty jock gote gote gote jock gote sweaty jock gote jock
There is a very tangible reason why furries are the most hated people on the internet and to those in the knowBesides the fact they partake in a disproportionate amount of degenerate or outright illegal sexual fetish (common ones including beastiality, homosexuality/transgenderism, vore, expansion, size, bdsm, scat, paedophilia and necrophilia) perhaps the most pertinant reason they are hated so much is the fact that they are seemingly unable to separate their fetish from realitySomebody into normal bdsm will usually be recluse about it, either through dhame or respect for others. Those into other degenerate fetishes will also 'keep it in the bedroom'. Psychopaths, Sociopaths and Sexual Serial Killers are often remarkably normal, appearing as insidiously standard as the next person.But the furry (and all its subcategories; bronies, babyfur, scaly etc) is different. A furry has such a boring and mundane personality that they embody their own escapism. Like a broken record, it will drone on about it's fetish-not out of choice; but partial necessity, since they are hollow, empty, boring husks of 'human beings' outside of their singular imagined persona. They are unable to discuss any topic in a prolonged without dragging their own fetish into to it; whether that be talking to a carpenter to fix their house, to a store clerk, or about general hobbys (which the unsurprisingly often don't even partake in). They have to seek validation; since they are otherwise so one-note that anything less that complete acceptance of this singular trait puts their entire, lonely existance into questionAnd this is where we end this post. Not just out of disgust, but pity. These are the dead ends of humanity. Failures of the species, to the point that they can only hope to believe they are another one entirely; until it all comes crumbling down in one night of confronted reality, and the extremely high furry suicide statistics are added to yet again; by a statistic of a human
>>240696998here's a pity (You)
>>240693703I didnt pay attention, what happened?
>>240696553But they are BOYFRIENDS
>he thinks i'm gonna read that>he thinks i'm gonna give him a (you)
>240696998I mean yeah, but have you SEEN Susie?also no (you) for (you).
>>240697142there's no indication he 'enjoyed the conversation more' he just says 'so that's why, OK, Kris?' and tried to keep the convo secret from (You)
>>240696965Take it back!
>240697290thanks for the free (you) anon
>>240696998I just like jerking of the furry tits man
>>240696698What if for Halloween Berdly dressed like a guy who has any friends
>>240697142When you take control of Susie in the prison, there's a point where the soul comes down from the cell in the fight with Lancer, meaning Kris is left alone with Ralsei without 'us' there, and when we meet back up with them Ralsei mentions discussing something with Kris.
>>240697142When Ralsei Kris and Susie were captured and in prison Susie was stuck on a puzzle. Ralsei told Kris to try to imagine what Susie was doing. Once that happened our perspective shifted to Susie where we controlled her briefly. After her segment was done we shifted back to Kris and for a moment caught Ralsei in the middle of a conversation with Kris. The quote was something to the effect of "Oh, so that's what's happening Kris?" Look it up for yourself.
>>240697157But Ralsei is Lancer's mommy. How could they be boyfriends.
>>240696998it's okay anon.i actually agree.furries need to be put in the desinfecting light of day and be shunned for their degenerate shit.Furries are complacent that they are sick fucks because bronies took the stage for them.
>Anon.. I'm starting to get worried about you>You never want to do anything anymore>I'm sorry if I'm annoying you but..>You're my friend, and I care about you. You know that, don't you?
>>240697586put your trip back on
>>240697368An ENORMOUS S L U T.
>240697586you can't give (You)s to yourself
>>240697635I’ll be alright. Somehow. Thank you, Ralsei.
>>240697651I'm going to cry, take it back...
>>240697643You need a trip more than me.
>>240697570That's Ralsei projecting his ageplay fetish on Lancer
>>240696998I remember this pasta
>>240697635Anon this just gave me a terrible flashback to when I used to have friends. Now I'm gonna feel terrible for the rest of the night.
>>240697362>there's no indication he 'enjoyed the conversation more'Chances are he recognizes that we are not the real Kris. I highly doubt Ralsei didn't intentionally focus our attention away from Kris without a reason. In the end Ralsei is no doubt the type of person that would prefer their friend wasn't being controlled by an entity, but that's just me.
Reminder that Asriel is not gay! He is not!
>>240697778A FAT, COCK THIRSTY GOAT SLUT
>>240697871jfc, gentle kisses on the body are my weakness
What is chaos?
>>240698184Why he smile
>>240698518He can’t give hugs since he has no arms
>Creepy old anon that lives at the edge of town finding a group of lost kids that dont talk >Creepy old anon being happy to see other humans (?) for the first time in god knows how long>Creepy old anon taking the kids in >Creepy old anon having a gaggle of grey ghoulish children following him everywhere he like a flock of ducklings>Creepy old anon inadvertently becoming a den mother for all of his new kids >Creepy old anon getting into an altercation with the florist when they mistake one of his babies for his own son>Creepy old anon legally adopting all of his noir children>Creepy old anon!
>>240698019I actually agree, just trying to be objective. the fact that Flowey seems to be on to our bullshit with>let Frisk go. and this shit and the fact that Ralsei mirrors Flowey are all very compelling
>>240698493That's the smile of a slut who is utterly and completely satisfied.>>240698439Stop lying to yourself, you know Ralsei is an enormous slut and he LOVES IT.
>>240698518 The next day they find Kris dead from autoerotic asphyxiation
>>240698429you are not a good person, anon.you know that, right?good don't post here.good people don't bully the goat.
>>240695642I appreciate you taking my point seriously.It’s always a pleasant surprise when we break away from the shitposting, organically and on our own terms.Thank you, anon.Pic unrelated.
>>240698934I want the goat to bully me
>>240698676>Creepy old anon heading in to town for groceries >Creepy old anon seemingly alone, unsurprisingly to the residents of hometown>Creepy old anon turning to the side to cross the street>Creepy anon carrying all of his kids on his back like a wolf spider
>>240698781Ralsei is a slut for Kris
>>240699107that is ... also not good?i don't know wether this caters to some exotic taste of yours or if its a reflection of your own self-worth, i have bad news for you.either way: i hope a doc can bend you straight again.
>>240698747Indeed. I have my suspicions of Ralsei, and although I have no hard evidence, I get the sneaking suspicion that they're purposefully lulling the player by being kind even to the point of masochism (see the "If you want to hit me, I don't mind" quote). There has to be some source to the massive cataclysm that leaves Sans/Pap stranded in Undertale. I have no doubt Ralsei is the source of it.
This BIG CRY BABY falls into the Dark World.WILL THE FUN GANG BE ABLE TO GET HIM TO TOUGHEN UP AND HELP HIM GET BACK HOME?
>>240699262Lucas is canonically a retard so he has to be led by the hand alot by Ralsei.
>>240699262he's actually tougher than anyone in the underground.he's killed more abominations than he can count while frisk killed 0.
>>240698781I hope you die Anon...
>>240699262Babby Lucas or adolescent Lucas?
reminder that chara is the narrator
>>240699440If he wants the goat to bully him, his pee pee prolly pretty small, good call.
>>240698934I would never bully the gote.I would love/cherish/respect/befriend/hold his hand until he gets uncomfortable with it, and I respectfully stop doing so when I see he's not enjoying himself anymore.
>>240699608HECK YEAH.you say what i wished was the default, but instead i get berated for disliking degenerates for feeling back for themselves when they know in their heart they deserve it, otherwise they wouldn't feel so conflicted!
reminder that chara is my partner and best friend forever
>>240699780samewhy is chara so perfect?
>>240699772I want to massage and tickle Ralsei's feet
How would Kris break it to his family if he started dating Susie?
>>240699880what do you think they smell like haha you know like as a joke for laughs haha
>>240699965How would Kris break it to his family if he started dating Asriel?
>>240699772What if I respect the gote as a friend and feel bad for myself?
>>240699965he would probably get killed by toriel after the reveal
>>240699965Toriel would have to figure it out herself from all the loud, furniture-breaking sex rocking the foundation of the house whenever it's past 6 PM
>>240698464Cute jesters I wanna kiss detected
>>240700234What if the gote was just a gote and couldn't actually talk and just bleated at you constantly?
>>240699852because they're a fucked up DAMAGED weirdo but cool and brave and strong and with an interesting backstory that makes me feel for them a lot and want to love them forever
>>240700408Then he wouldn't be a friend. He's just be a goat. I might feed him to make him feel better.
>>240700234Imagine what you did or plan to do was a 9 y/o child or an actual goat and ask yourself if what you would do gets you imprisoned in your country.
>>240700519couldn't have said it better myselfhate having no chara bf/gf more then anything desu
>>240700624my Ralsei headcanon is a 5'11 young man
Perhaps, in another life, these kids could have been friends.
>>240700796Chara is attracted to exploitable naive boys!
>>240700718>5'11There's no way he's taller than 5'4 at the most.
>>240700624Ralsei is most likely 16-18 years old like the rest of the fun gang which is legal in most places.
>>240700605Can you not be friends with goats?
>>240693574>vessel banished to the world of undertale>reduced to a child simular to Kris>fell into the underground and started the event that lead to frisk story.>hatred of human stems from the hatred of Kris.Endless loop.
>>240700718well, we have no real metric to tell, but Ralsei is at least at mind a child.If he was a bodily adult IF, then it'd still be fucked up to fuck not only a furry abomination darkie, but also to fuck what boils down to a fucking potato autismo that is acting like an autismo because he literally had no human contact and therefore cant read social cues (therefore very bullyable to some)
>>240700869cool because that would mean they like me then
>>240700932guys are we stuck in a time loop?im scared
>>240700624Is it illegal to hug minors or farm animals in the US? I think I might have missed that new law.Also Ralsei isn't even a child you epic noob.
>>240700991>but Ralsei is at least at mind a childCitation needed. Being too nice and idealistic is not having the mind of a child. Being naive is not having the mind of a child either.
stuck time are we in loop?scared i'm guys
>>240700991he's really not so childlike compared to the likes of Papyrus, or hyperdeath Azzy...though Toby definitely has a thing with childish personalities in adult bodies
>>240701045Look at him.
>>240700991>fucked up to fuck not only a furry abomination where do you think you are
>>240701178A white hole?
>>240701231there's only one white hole i care about if you're picking up what i'm putting down
>>240701140I am not going to comment on the legal system of the Merigans, but have this: restraining orderI am not going to stop you, but i have the stupid feeling that you will soon be legally obliged to wear a electronic leg-device and have to tell neighbors that you "hugged" kids a bit too much.
>>240701323At least put it down carefully, and not just slam it on the fucking floor.
>>240701202the proportions are different in-game though. he's more narrow and as tall as Kris
bedtime for a happy family
>>240700926Not in a traditional sense.>>240700991Does Ralsei pass the Harkness test?As far as we know, he is able to consent, and can use language to do so. His sexual maturity though is up to debate, as we at least know that since he is of roughly the same height and age of Kris, he is only of said maturity in certain jurisdictions that give slightly more leeway than others. And that's assuming that Kris' age is roughly between the age of 15-17, and we don't even know that.I would say to err on the side of "no", but I don't think it would be too morally objectionable to say "yes". The more you know.
>>240701194I don't think we can fault azzy for being childlike when he died a child.Papyrus however i find incredibly more childish.
But consider:Boy Chara with a cunt.
Planting a smooch right on the space between his eyes right after snowballing him with his_ own peepee snot!
>>240701893The best version of boy Chara.
>>240701603And there's no way Kris anyway close to 5'11 either, he's shorter than almost everyone in hometown.
>>240701893novel idea but i'm afraid i'll have to decline
>>240701026>Discovered about the cruelty of the Player and thus their spirits possess the last child to fell into the underground, bidding their time for when the Player grind all the monsters to dust.>used their newfound powers to devour all the souls in the game (if the Player abandons it) and proceed to return to the world of Deltarune.>slowly started to deteriorate upon entry, and in a last attempt to foil Kris they force the Player onto them hoping that they'll change the course of history.>Able to possess the new vessel in an attempt to continue living, but lost all memories in the process. The cycle continues.
>>240701893What is boi pussy, for 500 jim.
>>240701603I think Ralsei is supposed to be shorter than Kris, but the sprites just show it poorly.
>>240701832HOLD ON THOUGH!Not trying to play the tumblrite trash that i myself despise, but...Ralsei hasn't had human contact in a long while, he's what this thread might consider "touch-starved" and easily manipulateable, it would be morally wrong to #1 fuck a goat #2 fuck someone who is not within his faculties to consent in the totality of sane mind.Harkness the fuck out of it, you're probably just out to coerce the goat into sucking yor smol pwee pwee until it sneezes.
>>240702195It would clearly be wrong to have sex with him ad hoc, but it’s not impossible to imagine a scenario where he could understand the gravity of the act and would feel close enough to you to feel comfortable in doing it. You’d just have to be patient and caring.
>>240684572>Asriel and Asgore would be repulsive to most women for their sweet and timid naturesI'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this. Asriel's kind personality is one of the reasons WHY I like him.
>>240702452while still being degenerate as hickety-heck, you could if you didn't treat him like a 50 cent hoe and get to know him more, perhaps?
>>240702195There are obviously objectionable ways to have sex with someone or something that still passes the Harkness test, I never said that there wasn't. It's mostly to judge the relationship itself from a legal/moral standpoint, that's all that it's there for. Morally wrong and morally "right" relationships can exist with something/one that passes The Test, whereas something that didn't pass The Test would only be able to have morally wrong relationships within them.There are nuances to these kinds of arguments, such as what is really morally right/wrong, but they're all moot since you're talking about someone/thing that DOES NOT EXIST.
>>240702614Yeah, that’s what I mean. The point is that he’s the kind of boy who doesn’t just want to be used as a warm hole. I wouldn’t want to sleep with any gote without being in a relationship in any case.
>>240702676All i'm saying: if you have to be a miserable fucking degenerate that fucks more goat than muslims, then be considerate and check if your goat is of right mind, check the temperature, stuff some food into it, i unno. i ain't a doc.I don't have to consider these things because all i want to do is ACT > PET
>>240702396How would Undertale go if DR Kris woke up at the bottom of MT Ebbot (assuming they have a STRIKING resemblance to chara)
Reminder that Berdly is a canon cuntboy and craves human seed
>>240701805Mind if I save this image, friend?, it tickles me in a funny way
>>240702919Probably very similarly given a lot of what happens in UT is because of Flowey mistaking Frisk for Chara in the first place, and Toriel and Asgore probably are smart enough to not think you are the same after initial reaction.
>>240703069it's all yours my friend :)
>iTs NOt ReAlthat's a very fine line your walking there. just better to come back over here and not go there
>>240702919Same as >>240703161Except at some critical point Kris pulls you out to let Kris do Kris
>>240701893Okay, I see where you’re coming from, but you’re approaching this all wrong.Instead, consider tomboy Chara.
What would you do if you found your vessels playing with that purple hooligan of a dragon?
what character better represents this feeling
>>240703401who are you quoting
>>240703674I’m salavating at the thought.
>>240703674Based and redpilled.
>>240696148>>240696386>>240696637>>240696827Asriel and Kris love each-other very much!They're gonna get married!
>>240703812Not them so I could be mistaken, but I'm assuming >>240702676
>>240699852Hope you have 4chan X: >>240606427Basically, though their impact on the world of Undertale was clear, their backstory was vague enough for interpretation from the fans.
>>240701893Based, yet bluepilled.
>>240704252>>240704334There's more where that came from!
>>240700991Ralsei is literally a manifestation of Kris's naivety and childlike innocence, from a time he wore horns because he thought he'd grow some like the rest of his family. Bratty explains why Ralsei lets you bully him, because Kris was that desperate to hang out with other people.
>>240704576I'm tired of this theory
>>240704576thats a little sad, I hope kris makes a friend
I'm off to bed anons.Gonna try to have a lucid dream and have ralsei in it.but before i go, can i get some sleepy goats?
>>240704625Yes you do Asriel! Yes you do...
>>240704625Hot gote cock
>>240704625Kris and Asriel IS canon and if Toby Fox will make any of them straight i will bite him irl.
>letting spooks dictate whether or not you can masturbate to things you find sexually attractiveNever gonna make it
>>240705107There aren't enough images of Ralsei sleeping.
>>240705241Sexual attraction is a spook.
>>240705331Go commission some then
>>240703674>ywn have a tomboy chara gfWhy live?
The only thing that isn’t a spook is Asriel, due to him being real.
>>240705640>he doesnt know
>>240705736>He lacks pertinent information
>>240704456i want a gote bf right fucking now
>>240705241They can't stop my thirst and if gods real I'd jack off while he watched
>>240705892>he is not in possession of the relevant knowledge
>>240705976>he is ignorant to the true conditions of the present situation
>>240704576Stop treating fan theories like canon.
You’re all signing up for Male-only March, right?
>>240706193But I like my deer girl!
>>240706095>he is not cognitive of the established facts
>>240706095>he is unaware of intelligence that is sure to influence his opinion on this matter
>>240706387L O N D O NONDON
Futas are okay.Cuntboys are disgusting.
>>240706387Liking men is gay even if you're a female.
1-5 I clean as much of my room as I can before getting tired6-0 Play some dank video games
>>240706582clean your room [b emoji]ucko
>>240706582Get cleaning wagie
>>240706340>he is presently in a state of dissonance between his perception and reality as a product of his naivety
>>240706582oh no, I don't want to self-maintainh-here we go
Use up those image slots so we can get the new bread going
>>240706453>Futas are okay.>Cuntboys are disgusting.t. shit taste
I really hope that there's a part of Deltarune that looks unique from the rest of this. Maybe something like this https://youtu.be/YtcQz5Tplek?list=PLsmfLglZFB5WLOQZPgeIXHTn646hxaha7
>>240706850Please post Burgerpants X Nicecream Guy to fill in those slots
>>240706582Wosh u penis
>>240706721>he is not in the know of certain data that is imperative to ascertain, but is currently not being acknowledged
>>240706946I only have a little bitquality sea vessel though
1-5 Kill myself6-0 improve myself and get a real gf
Love this gote
>>240706453This. Shotas should have big feminine dicks and asspussies, and futas should have pussies under or in stead of their balls.
>>240707045oh well, goodbye guys, fuck this world and the concept of existance
>Holy crap Kris, I'm friggin Ralsei!
wosh u gote
>>240703674That kind of Chara kinda have a following in the AU community.
If 00 I tell you how to resurrect Asriel in UndertaleIf any other dubs, I tell you how to find and win over a Susie gfIf anything else I kill myself and take my secrets to the grave
>>240707376>the royal penis is clean
>>240707746Ah a kindred soul I see
I'm dumping this brat and nothing you can do will stop me.