Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General. Here we discuss all things Sonic./sthg/ #1748 - That's One Angry Echidna Edition>Sonic News<Green Light Ride by Crush 40 for TSRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWFOcegKMn8Sonic Mania Adventures: Part 6 Holiday Specialhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpfIblkRspQSonic Annual coming in March, includes a cover by Uekawahttps://comicbook.com/2018/12/20/exclusive-sonic-hedgehog-annual-yuji-uekawa-cover/Sonic Team is deadhttps://twitter.com/Tracker_TD/status/1074375349960630273Official Sonic Movie Poster(s)https://www.ign.com/articles/2018/12/10/sonic-the-hedgehog-movie-first-look-check-out-the-exclusive-official-posterhttps://twitter.com/mochimurf/status/1072660040115458049Sonic Unleashed and all DLC added to Xbox One backward compatibility program, improves performancehttps://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/SONIC-UNLEASHED/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80253450812>General Interest Links<General Link Compilationhttps://pastebin.com/gSsdpUB5/sthg/'s Refurbished Drawfag Booruhttp://sthg.booru.org/Event/Video Streaming Sitehttps://cytu/be/r/sthg (replace / between u and b with a dot)Previous Zone: >>240508263
WHY WOULD YOU PROLONG MY SUFFERING JUST LET THIS SHITTY PLACE DIE
>>240572886Your suffering brings me immense pleasure. Modern babs need to suffer for their sins
Where's issue 12?
I want to murder sonic and then rip his quills out so I can slit my wrists with them
Shadow is for comfort, love and care.
Shadow was Maria's bitch.
>>240573278Great way to start the year off.Atleast we get Issue 13 Jan 30th
>>240573380>Shadow was Maria's best friend and they cared about eachother deeplyftfy
Why do people want /sthg/ to die?
Maria was a degenerate that deserved that to die.
>>240572836She's cute when she's angry
I AM THE MYSTERY OF THE WORLD
>>240573649Because it's bad.Like Sonic. I'm pretty sure we don't actually enjoy each other's company. It's like a loveless marriage.
>>240573649I think it's worth mentioning that all of the other generals I've been a regular poster are all dead. I think I might be cursed.
>>240573649/sthg/ is made of degenerates that deserve to die
>>240573824Hello The Mystery of the World, I'm All of Me.
>>240573649Current /sthg/ sucks and it would be better to take a break for a few years.
>>240573649It'll make Sage almost smile. And that's worth it.
>>240573278How many more times can they possibly delay a single issue?
>>240573963I'd say we're doing fine considering how little new content we have. obviously this place was better when we were looking forward to mania/forces.
>>240574025You see dis, Knuckles da Babe cuddlin' up on Sonic 'cause you know he good for dem emeralds. Dey 'bout to head for dat cave for some master emerald an' chill
>>240574209i wish i was here when anons were speculating how good forces would be before the trailer dropped
>>240574209>obviously this place was better when we were looking forward to mania/forcesWas it?Was it really? Or was it always bad.
La la la la laaaaa
>>240574186IDW isn't doing too hot. Hopefully it's just a bump in the road.
>>240574295Same thang wit Zero here, hot babe saving my ass an' shit with flowing blonde hair but my dad was like "naw he a dude. That's a cape like Mario" I said "aight" but I knew the truth
>>240574346>sonic story best cool>boom characters plot yeah made amazing>shadow tails thing love>best canon game forces
>>240574346>canon game forcesNO
>>240574373Yes we had actual Sonic content from a mainline 3D game + new introduction to Classic Sonic to discuss. Everyone was hyping Mania for sureAll we have now is the shitty movie poster and TSR
Let's talk about why Sonic 3&Knuckles is really good
/sthg/ was never good.
>>240574604Mushrooms and who the fuck put in zip lines
Give up while you can! Stop chasing those dreams! They're out of reach!
I'm only here for the characters and the lore. Insult me.
>>240574604It had neat cutscenes.
>>240574812Characterfags and storyfags are some of the most autistic posters here.
>>240574812I don't want to insult you. Surely you understand that there is nothing for you here.
>>240574346>love blaze nice cute>canon game forces>worst mobian>mania levels far fun>explain bunny >last talk>nobody ok bitch>/sthg/ makes franchise trying infinit sense>mean iizuka>based adventure>excatly original nostalgia wanted>unleashed man>movie cringe>team shadow>name songs else>god real
>>240574812I can't insult you because that's currently what I'm here for too. I wished they focused more on character interactions and stories. Just give us one game with some character depth
>>240574812Comics and shows are betterhttps://vocaroo.com/i/s1pDzZFhLI08
>>240574812If you unironically care about Sonic lore, then you are beyond insulting.
>>240574812i want to see cream's romantic side
I know something we can talk about that I guarantee has never been discussed before. Has Sega ever been the subject of some occult/satanism/non-christian religion fueled conspiracy theory? Pic related is an old logo for the company Procter & Gamble. It is strange because it's a guy's face and some stars but they sell consumer goods like toilet paper. What is notable are the 13 stars, "horns", and the inverted 6s on the bottom right. Woooooo spooky. People claimed that P&G had ties to satanism and other spoopy things. Is there anything like this for Sega, a company that worked with Sonic, or Sonic in general? Is there anything even remotely spoopy about this franchise?
>>240572836Mina Milestone Maybe?
>>240575141What's spoopy is that it's still around when it should have died years ago.
I'm kind of surprised there's no NSFW Sonic Visual Novels considering all the shipping/fanfics that goes on in this franchise.
>>240575141I used to lurk /pol/ and I remember some anon trying to make the case that SEGA were a bunch of Saturn worshippers.
>>240575331Creating content is hard.
>>240575141fun is infinite with sega
>>240575331There have been many attempts, all of them fail.
>>240574961What I loved about this franchise has been gone since SatBK, so...11 years. There's still fanwork to keep me interested, so it's not all bad.>>240574991Would kill for something like Sonic Battle, which was filled with character interactions.>>240574916>>240574941>>240575094thanks
>>240574443If IDW dies, Sonic comics are legit gone forever, right?
>>240575331does this count?
>>240575332Saturn = polar opposite of SunSun = GodTherefore Saturn = SatanSPOOKY!>>240575141Genesis = Book of GenesisSaturn = SatanDreamcast = Dreams = the spirit realm = HeavenGenesis was the first console. The beginning.The Saturn's failure is what ultimately killed the company. Satan killed Sega.The Dreamcast was the final console. Its failure is when Sega finally 'died' and went to heaven.SPOOOOOOKY
>>240574346>creepy nintendo>ambitious soundtrack>adventure cream>robotnik games>friends honestly irrelevant>light kind maria
>>240575840>Genesis was the first console. The beginning.Oof, so this is what talking to a zoomer is like.
>>240575958>Oof, so this is what talking to a zoomer is like.>Oof
>>240575958it was sega's first console that actually mattered
>>240575659chances are sega sells the comic license to some other brand under the promise "they'll get it right this time" just to make money
>>240575659But I need to know the truth about Whisper
Does Tails have healthy gums?
>>240576196I dunno, wasn't the plan originally for the Archie comic to get canned with no new comic to take it's place? Doesn't one guy at SoA get a lot of credit for pushing for a deal with IDW?
>>240576315What's her fucking problem?
>>240575659Sega gets Game Grumps Inc. and their army of employees to draw the comics
>>240576315Whisper is Buddy in a drag.
>>240576315Write a fanfic about it.
>>240576315the truth isShe's an OC
>>240576415>>240576452You're giving me an autism!
>>240576342No, too much sugar.
>>240576520Bitch, Blaze is always at the verge of having a meltdown.
I think Whisper is a jackal who just covered her fur in cheeto dust
>>240576375>Doesn't one guy at SoA get a lot of credit for pushing for a deal with IDW?not sure if ive heard about that
Why was Silver emo in the TSR comic
>>240576476Maybe I willMaybe I'll also write a story about girl Knuckles and Sonic being teased by Tails
>>240576601Yeah she's a real hot head!
>>240576627I remember something like that being said at one of the early panels. I want to say it was Austin Keys.
>>240576692he got depressed when he saw Sonic's line about "power up pals" and all of Blaze's stupid puns
Eat my Ultimate Lifeform dust!
>>240575659The comics will only be gone forever if nobody is willing to pay Sega's licensing fees.
>>240576740>Maybe I'll also write a story about girl Knuckles and SonicSTOP
Give me something to do before I get my hair braided.
>>240576621Can I try to lick it all off?For science.
>>240577168it's probably full of fleas, mites, and sweat but sure
>>240577171Is there any Sonic Youtube Poop in 2019
>>240577223So is your mom but you still hug her
>>240577223I still would.
>>240577270The movie is so bad it's youtube poop fuel.
>>240577373Now put them on Knuckles
>>240577493Oh boy I can’t wait.
Why are Silver and Blaze planting a garden tho...
>>240577550And then half of them are gonna get taken down due to "copyright infringement".
>>240577493>>240577550Reminder the movie is owned by Viacomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osoUo3jAc3k
>>240577636Blaze needs to cool her temper one way or another.
>>240577636So their children can experience it.
>>240577636What’s wrong with gardening you knob
Whisper uses a drill wisp on Shadow when he least expects it
>>240576692He's from the future so he already knows how bad the game is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSrEkcmingMwho is it /sthg/?
>>240577636It's a dumb story so Evan can push her shit ship.
>>240577907Imagine her dominating him until he begs for mercy. Wouldn't that be funny haha
I'm playing Sonic Adventure for the first time
swallow my ultimate lifeform cum
>>240578148Are you enjoying it?
>>240578505Tastes like strawberries.
>>240577636Because Silver's last known future was a lifeless, plantless wasteland so something something for the future something something Evan's ship.
>>240578532It's pretty silly, but I'm having funWhat is this?
>>240578835Carry that to windy valley nigga
>>240578835what do you mean silly?
>>240578893Oh nice, I didn't even know you could pick it up. I thought it was Tails's buttplug.
>>240579460Of course you do. I don't blame you, though.
>>240579568Also, if the voice of god tells me the train is departing, does that mean I should get on the train?
>>240579874No, not necessarily. Always check with the red glowing orbs outside the stations.
what the fuck is this?
>no on-foot racing game for Sonic and friendsI dont understand why they wont try? This is the only series that can attempt it.
>>240580524Because Sega never wants to take risks with Sonic games anymore.At this rate, we'll never get a game where Sonic turns into a motherfucking dragon, let alone a new foot racer.
>>240580524Just play Sonic R
>>240580524You didn't play Sonic R?
>>240580382a statue for the burger store or diner or something. You can talk to NPCs and they tell you about it
>>240580524They did try. It was fucking terrible.
>>240580382https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curse_of_the_ColonelSonic threw the statue to the sea and is now forever cursed with shitty games.
>>240580524Please look forward to Sonic Trials
mmmmm now we are talking
Whisper the Wife
>>240580959Interesting. I will treat this statue well.
>>240580524>he doesn't knowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWVoIRsRpxs
>>240581127Whisper the Whore
One day I will become Tikal, just you wait but today, I’ll just be wearing black braids.
What if someone from /sthg/bought the comic license if IDW drops it?
>>240581867Post pics when it happens
I feel like a second Boom title would get a better reception than forces. Boom set up for a sequel meaning that a second Sonic Boom game would likely benefit from the character development, it would also have more development time and be built for better mechanics than the Wii U leading to a better expereince than forces. it just shows we could have lost the boost formula but we supported it and sega made it better, now its the boom formula's turn to get fan recognition and advance. I may have nostalgia for boom but that doesnt mean i dont see whats wrong with boom, I just happen to see its a game for kids (This doesnt mean being bad is ok this just mean it shouldn't be shit on)
>>240582115I hope so.
>>240582340>Nostalgia for Boom>Boom came out less than 5 years ago
I could even be Knuckles or Shade but has there been gloves for Knuckles specifically? I seen Sonic gloves before.
>>240582340I feel like you like Rise of Lyric more than Boom as a whole.
>>240582935I feel like he's shitposting.
>>240582340>>>boom formulaYou mean the PS2 platformer formula? There's plenty of games in that veign if you really want a "Boom but not done like complete shit" experience.
>>2405823403D Boom was complete and utter crap, literary a generic 3d platformer with forced speed sections. 2D Boom has a shit ton of potential (look at Fire and Ice), but it still has to deal with the bad characterization choices. The character designs are mostly fine, except for Knuckles who needs to be closer to the original. Also drop the binds on Sonic, they look stupid.
>>240583289Isn't Sonic Unleashed a better Rise of Lyric?
>>240583289This. BoomAnon, try Ratchet and Clank at Jak and Daxter or something.
>>240583560By that logic SegaSonic Popcorn Machine is a better version of Sonic Labyrinth
>>240583560Pretty much, Werehog is Rise of Lyric's gameplay except with more polish, depth, and fun.One of the main reasons people like to imagine what could've been had they replaced big fluffy stretchy boy with Knuckles, Tails, or Amy.
>>240582935I don't like the boom TV show even though I like that it was successful and encouraging. the show did not use game characters and the tone was bad for sonic all around compared to Rise of Lyric's "Adventure" tone
I feel like Boom anon is a character some douche made up just to trick people into defending Forces or 06.
>>240583782>"You like my new outfit? Nailed it!" -Boom Eggy>"Adventure" tone
>>240583782I'm sorry to brake this to you, but Rise of Lyric's tone was never meant to carry on to the rest of Boom by the time all the other media for it came out. Rise of Lyric is an anomaly for Boom, something that won't be replicated at all. You're honestly better off being a Ratchet & Clank or Jak and Daxter fan.
>>240583701Except that segasonic popcorn machine was actually a good game
>>240583937I knew the second they took my suggestions to improve their supposed opinions for increased baitability.The danger is the possibility of Boom anon's posts attracting genuine Boomfags.
>>240584232Alright, can /sthg/ ignore their autism and ignore his posts?
>>240584461Find out next time! I doubt it.
>>240584172It doesnt have to come back properly then but thank you. I understand rise of lyric's story was a mistake but I was hoping feedback would help them maintain that positive for future gamesEven if its not boom it would be nice if sega adopted character development and characters traversing a wild adventurous worldMaybe then they could do it right
>>240584221No it wasn't you buffoon.
I gotta say some of this is really bad, but it's lovable. I just did the knuckles fight that lasted about 5 seconds.
>>240584582SA1 only has two good boss fights.
>>240584539Boom is a fuckin solid game. The problem with it was the camera and controls, not it being a kids game. Its totally functional. The primary issue is it was a sub-par 3D Sonic title released after 06. When that happens reviewers go "All Sonic games are bad"There's good shit in Rise of lyric, a story that isn't a joke or watered down for idiots, characters you can BELIEVE are friends, it just needs to expand on those aspects.If you ask me Boom wasn't worse than SA1 or 2 (Considering how they aged) or heroes. They just didn't saturate the gameplay with exciting content. I would most definitely love to see a sequel down the line. Perhaps the 2D boom games could continue
>>240584569C'mon isn't getting popcorn great after beating a 2 minute sonic game? Ya can't beat it
Sonic Boom is hereby banned from discussion.
>>240584859Why does it feel like the game is gonna crash every time one of those shitty speed level starts then?
I want to fuck Boom anon's boipussy
fuck you anti-lorefags>start of time, light gaia and dark gaia emerge>fight over and over, earth gets reconstructed each time>some of the leftover positive and negative energy --henceforth collectively called Chaos Energy-- of both beings manifested through the Chaos emeralds >speed up to current world>ancient populations catch onto this, build the Gaia Temples as recharge points for the Emeralds and as a way to potentially reduce damage from the Gaias' fight.>ages later, echidna tribes build shrines for the Master and Chaos Emeralds-- Hidden Palace included -- emulating the structure of the Gaia Temples mixed with their own culture>Chaos Emeralds end up misused, Master emerald is created as an interface and an inhibitor for them>Develop some degree of precognition, form prophecies of Robotnik's first theft of the Master Emerald on Angel Island, and the fight between Perfect Chaos and Super Sonic>Fast forward further, Gerald Robotnik stumbles upon Chaos Energy in his research for Maria's cure>builds a replica of a Master Emerald shrine on the ARK to keep research subject and connection to Chaos energy close at hand>First creates the Biolizard from a common regenerative reptile in hopes that he could find a way to synergize organic matter with Chaos Energy, eventually fails and puts biolizard into stasis>Discovers echidna's prophecies, decides to develop his experiments around them>decides to base experiment around Super Sonic instead>Gerald wants his creation to be as stable as it is powerful, looks for methods to improve upon its genetic makeup>Enter Black Arms, decide to give their DNA to Gerald in hopes that Project Shadow could be used as a weapon & as a way to get the Chaos Emeralds for themselves>G.U.N. comes in, shuts down Gerald's research, take findings and Chaos Energy data to use for themselves in their technologyboom. one consistent story to bridge classic and modern erasbask in its autistic glory
>>240585083I'd rather just have the popcorn to be honest
>>240585190>boipussyDon't get your hopes up>>240585285Remarkably sound post anon
>>240585285There is no real canon, everything major in any sonic game content happened and all character names are canon unless you're dumb
>>240585285Based lore master
What was better, Boom's combat or Werehog's combat?
>>240585285Anon what you posted ain't real.
>>240585525both were stupid and not fun but Werehog's felt more polished and fleshed out
>>240585285The world map in Unleashed doesn't even have Angel Island on it.
BAH BAH BAYAH BAAAYAH
>>240585525I want the Werehog to pound my assholeKnuckles can join in too if he wants
>>240585628Knuckles doesn't exist in Unleashed. He would be a direct contradiction to the Gaia stuff.
>>240585779I guess we're back to the drawing board then.
Where was Shadow during Unleashed?
>>240585872There is no Space Colony Ark in Unleashed. It's not in Earth's orbit.
>>240585779What do you mean he "doesn't exist" in Unleashed? Just cause you don't see him during the game doesn't mean he's not there.
>>240585872He gave up.
Just finished Forces.It's funny how decent the game could have been if they had just focused on the Avatar stuff entirely. Or at least not tried to force Classic in because dude generations lmao.Remaking my child OC and the avatar stages was actually fun.
>>240585968He's not fucking there anon. He doesn't exist. There is no Master Emerald. There is no Angel Island. He doesn't exist.
What are some similarties that Sonic and Amy have?
>>240586053Generations and Forces dab on all over you.
>>240586119They are both green eyed hedgehogs.
>>240586192Hey, that's my comment!
>>240586090You don't understand object permanence, do you?
Shadow should just give up on life like the emo he is.
>>240586465He was never there in the first place. Unleashed is a reboot you idiot. They got rid of all of Sonic's shitty friends because people hated them.
Who is the best ice skater in Sonic?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxYpM8dpPVI
>>240586552uh-huh, sure, whatever you say buddy.
>>240586794why do you hate me because I told you the truthNot like it mattered anyway, Unleashed was a failure. It didn;t reboot the franchise properly
>>240586918Far as I'm aware, the only game that attempted to reboot the series was '06
WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO US
>>240587276And considering that failed fantastically, you don't think they tried to separate themselves from that game?
>>240585779This is where Time Eater comes in. The battles set lots of Chaos Energy free, which destabilize the local space time. Time Eater feeds on the parts of space time which wouldn't alter the outcome of the battle. Basically, Time Eater ate Knuckles and the extended cast
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zv2FgdgmDyQGod it's like they tried to make this game bad
>>240587523That Sonic Stadium post was later removed and the author of it pretends like it never existed.
Would a mobian bird with angel wings look weird?
>>240587505Shut up you goof
Sparky is about to make a post in 3...2..1.
>>240587757It depends on how it's portrayed. Assuming you mean on their backs like Rouge. We know mobian birds don't have wings like that so it wouldn't have that "canon" feel, but it could still look good.
>>240587917Already did. >>240587757
>>240587523I seriously do not believe Forces started development in 2013.There's just no way, the game feels like it was cobbled together in a year.
>>240587462I figured they just ignored that it was supposed to be a reboot and continued with whatever semblence of a continuity they had prior.Also, Unleashed being a reboot doesn't make sense since Generations references games made before Unleashed.
What would be the mobian equivalent of fairies, from a design standpoint?
>>240588243>There's just no way, the game feels like it was cobbled together in a year.It was. They just spent 3 years reworking the lighting engine.
Why does Japanese Boom Shadow have a robot voice?
>>240588427That doesn't take three years to do. Or it shouldn't.
Sonic should be arrested and tried for the murder of thousands of robots.
Which Sonic ship is the most unhealthy and incompitable?
>>240588492Because the Japanese voice directors looked at the script and determined the only way Shadow would actually act like that is if he was mind controlled.
>>240588560Oh please, Sonic didn't "kill" them... he just freed them. The souls of those robots are the animals inside! >What about the ones without animals inside?Oh, well, those...Sonic... freed them.... from life.
>>240588492In Rise of Lyric? Cut content, he was supposed to be under mind control like in Shattered Crystal.
I need help... I have an ID card and I'm looking for an office, where is it?
>>240588812It's next to Twinkle Park, I think.
>>240588685Sonic deserves life behind bars.
>>240588846Oooh yeah, thanks... It looked like a garage to me so I kept walking past it
I feel that they're going to have tracks inspired by other Sega titles even if there will not be any racers from other Sega titles.Or DLC can be a thing I guess.
>>240588427That's not entirely true; the game was being developed with a small concept team while the majority of the staff was busy with the Hedgehog Engine 2, while they later came back and finished the rest of the game in the final year of development. The game was still in development for 4 years, though.
Sonic has always been an asshole. That nice guy act isn't fooling anybody. He's probably a total nightmare behind the scenes. He probably beats Amy.
>>240588560Eggman's robots try to kill Sonic; it's self-defense on Sonic's part.
>>240588556Not that anon but me personally I think it took that long because a nondescript intermediate build of the engine had to be made shippable for the Rio Olympics 2016 game, and they probably had no people or budget for Forces anyway. Not like, during any stage of development in particular, just throughout.
>>240589196>He probably beats Amy.She's a tough girl, she likes it anyway.
amy has stockholm syndrome
>>240589196Why would he beat Amy if he's never around her
So does Iizuka hate 3&K or what?
>>240589196Shut up Penders
>>240589260That explains why she hasn't been crazy anymore. Sonic beat it out of her.
>>240589413He slaps her up as he's rolling around at the speed of sound.
>>240589439Iizuka got his start doing level design for 3K, why would he hate it? He just understands the development process behind it, what was intended to be in the game, what was only included in the game because Sega forced the retarded lock-on bullshit instead of letting them release it as a whole game, and what isn't available due to legal issues.
>>240580524This is whyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaOG53HCAIoIt's the on-foot Sonic Racing game, with every character in the modern cast, and it has literally millions of players. You're never going to get something like this on a console, because its works so well and accessibly on a phone and that is where the money is.All things considered though, the game is actually fun. Lots of character variety with their own attacks, not too grind-heavy from what I have experienced. If you want an on-foot Sonic racing game, this should scratch your itch. It scratched mine.
>>240589674HOW CAN HE SLAP
TSR will make bank off the vehicle customization feature.
>>240590184What vehicle customization feature
>>240590184The cars are ugly as fuck though.
Maybe if Amy just left Sonic alone, he would be nicer to her.
>>240590259It hasn't been explained very well, but there is some form of vehicle customization in the game. It was only mentioned in one or two interviews, though, so not much was said.
Game where you play as Metal when
>>240590312If Amy left Sonic alone, she'd never see him again.
>>240590341Oh. huh. It wont be able to beat Riders' vehicle variety though.I'm mostly just foolishly hoping for more characters.
>>240573649Because of the gay posters
>>240590471Need more robots
Gotta go fast
>>240590369Sonic Adventure DX and Sonic 4 Episode 2
>>240590184I don't care about the cars, I want more characters.
How do I get rid of monkey guard?
>>240590929Explore.Get the powerup.Use the powerup.
>>240590445Amy really choose the worst guy to love but she can't help but be attracted to him. That's love I guess.
>>240591117Oh... I just have to lightspeed at him? Now I feel dumb
why cant we get shorts like this again
>>240591240To be honest, you need a fairly high IQ to understand Sonic Adventure.
>>240591502Cost too much, Sonic isn't popular enough.
>>240591502Mania Adventures is literally this
>>240590752I never got all the emblems
>>240591240If you ever don't know what to do in the game, just use a hint orb
>>240591938Yeah I know, but at that point it was just saying "if only the monkey wasn't there..." So I was looking everywhere for an item to use on it
I want to be a Sonic character
>>240592949Those are dangerous thoughts anon.
>>240592293Back a way from the rabbit hole
I wanna marry Tails
>>240574209Even better before the anniversary party
When is Sonic Legacy 2 coming out?
>>240593181Hey Honey, how's the homewrecking going?
>Mfw the Drill Wispon Help I'm having fun in a shitty game
>>240593268Maybe I'm gay then, I don't care as long as I have Tails
>>240575559It's sad that that's the most well known one.
Admit it, Sonaze has better written chemistry than Sonamy in the games. I like Sonamy in theory though.
>>240593404what is he doing in this image
Is IDW bad because of mandates or because Ian Flynn doesn't care anymore?
I want a Sonic themed Pokemon knockoff. Instead of fighting Pokemon, you fight Chao. Gamefreak is never going to make a good Pokemon game again and Sonic Team is incapable of making a good 3D platforming Sonic game. Might as well try this
>>240589227Considering how fast he destroys some of them, I don’t think many have a chance to attack first.
>>240593529IDW is for nerdy hippies
Heyy ohhttps://youtu.be/wrgcpAe9tww>>240593476Same but what is your guilty pleasure
>>240593562Thats basically Phantasy Star Card Revolution.
>>240593529maybe bothyear 2 sounds interesting, I'll hold my judgement till then.
>>240593620Don't have but Blazamy is cute.
Who else would like to see a conclusion to Boom Shadow's story arc? Perhaps he'll remember Maria and become good much like his counterpart in the main serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKB2z2PawQcHe's a pretty compelling character when you can see that his motivation is pride, like a corruption of what motivate's sonic
I think I might go to hell.I got curious and looked up Cream lewds. I had NO intention of doing anything but and couldn't help myself
Call me when Amy ever gets this close to Sonic.
>>240593906you've really done it now.there's no going back
>>240593820Boom Shadow had a story arc?
>>240593614I thought that was Reborn.
>>240585628>>240585779not only is angel island always moving thanks to it being floating, its downright dinky in comparison to other continents on the globei'd say its around as big as hawaii-ish
>>240594036He's slowly learning sonic is to be trusted. In Shattered Crystal he's the one who defeats lyric instead of the playable characters
>>240594152And why was he there in the first place, then?
>>240594136Hawaii is pretty huge though
>>240594240Because Shadow was mind-controlled by Lyric during the events of Shattered Crystal and wanted to take his revenge.
>>240594240He wanted revenge for Lyric's mind controlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edBQGQl8KukAt the end
>>240593698That doesn't look like relaxing...
>>240594316>>240594352Boom Shadow still has no character
>>240593487masterbrating and squirtin
>>240593698I think he's sensually stroking his tails.
>>240594360He is indeed relaxing. Jerking off relieves stress.
>>240594479Well he is the version of Shadow that takes after the generic brooding edgy antihero archetype the most.
>>240594360I wanna help Tails relax
>>240594297well its full landmass is still small in comparison to say, texas or somethingbut then again maybe rhode island would be a better comparisoneither way it'd still explain how it was able to fit all the zones on one islandbut that said i wonder how lava reef would work if the island's in the air
>>240594352"Reptiles can regenerate their parts" This is a myth, Geckos specifically can regenerate their tails. Poorly. My friends a vet and has had to recommend people who "test" this not ever get a pet again
>>240594052Silver looks so stupid holy shit what a terrible character
>>240594740wewwould cuddle both
>>240594846I hope you know what cuddling a boy means
>get blood drawn today and almost pass out>twiceNaturally this got me thinking about phobias and shit.Do we know if any characters have any phobias besides Tails' astraphobia, Blaze's acrophobia and Sonic's aquaphobia?If other characters had phobias, what would they be?
Are Creamfags and Tailsfags the absolute worst people?
>>240595076Amyfags and Sallyfags say hi.
Cosmo helps tails relieve stress by putting his head between her legs
>>240594938its all wholesome pure love anon
>>240595021Shadow has homophobia
>>240595281I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhUly0H2AH0Anyone ever notice that when shadow is happy he sounds EXACTLY like Sonic during the 4kids era?
>>240595281>Tails goes super for real real and gets nine tailsThat would actually be cool
>>240595231You take that back, cunt.
>>240595281Where are his legs? Is he a ghost?
>>240595394They have the same voice actor you dip
>>240595021sega has a fear of making good sonic gamessilver has athazagoraphobia so he keeps coming back from the future to get more screentimeModern Classic Sonic too
>>240595394>Griffith has improved more as Shadow between Sonic X and ShTH than Thornton has ever since he started voicing Shadow almost a decade ago
>>240593820Boom Shadow was just “heh, I’m the villain and your faith in friendship is PATHETIC!”What “character” did he have?
>>240595281I love pure love <3
>>240595554The point is that Griffith's "Shadow" voice might be an act on Shadow's part. Whenever he has to smile or speak up he sounds no different than sonic, only barely making his voice deeper. The same is true for lancelot
>>240595394Because they share the same voice actor. https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_audio/actor_char/1998_3173.mp3 https://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_audio/actor_char/1998_3174.mp3>>240595626Pretty sad, isn't it?
>>240595626I can't believe they actually managed to find worse VAs than the 4kids ones. I remember back when the rumors of 4kids getting fired, people said things could only get better from then on
>>240591697Cute even though it’s worst girl, phrase, and pose.
>>240595626The actors are already good, it's the writing and voice direction that is bad.How many times must I explain this
>>240595732>The point is that Griffith's "Shadow" voice might be an act on Shadow's part.Stop, don't think so hard about a character intended for six year olds.
>>240596012but I want the characters to be deep .-, can't you let a girl dream?
>>240596152nasty fujo I can smell your rotting teeth from my house
>>240596152Disgusting fujoshi, Get out of my sight.
Time for this Tails-lover to sleep. Goodnight anons.
>>240595626https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sT4wiwgsvYFound this. Kind of interesting, you can hear the improvement...actually, there was a two year gap in between season 1 and season 2's finales (2015 and 2017) He must've recorded his lines for Forces in between the two seasons and you can hear it.
>>240594740Issatta BOI BUN ??
>>240596298Goodnight Tails anon!I'm glad you had fun today!
>>240593943>blaze's "super form" makes her look like amy
>>240596229Robot masters really don't stand a chance against Sonic characters.
>>240596298Goodnight, anon, but the Honey® Corporation nor Tails' "funtime" ever rest.
>>240596367Shadow actually sounds pretty good in Forces.
>>240593476yeah cause the games have shit writing
>>240596543Hah, Amy wishes she could wear pink and red as good as Blaze.
Blaze Cream is a minecraft item
>>240596367>improvementThorton is doing the best he can, the absolute best, but he's not a good fit for Shadow
>>240589335we all dohe'll be better next year! you'll see!
>>240582115Just pretend I have orange on
>>240596687Not everyone can be as beautiful as Blaze.
Guys!It's almost the weekend what videogames are you planning on playing?
>>240596823Not bad. I like it.
>>240596687she looks like a boiled shrimp
>>240596756But I thought Marine was Blaze's helper/side kick
>>240596763Look man, the original voice actor wasn't a good fit for him either, it's just the one you grew up with.
>>240596883Spiderman PS4, the best Sonic game ever released. A perfect mix of speed, platforming, and control
She doesn't even wear pyjamas
>>240596957I'll boil your shrimp!
>>240596883I'm planning to continue playing my backlist of Sonic games. So far, I have finished Forces and Generations and am looking to play Colors over the weekend.
>>240596883not sonic lol
>>240596883I have work to do. No time for games.
>>240596883I might just write shit insteadThat or Slime RancherOne day I'll be autism and make a Sally game.
>>240596823All you'd have to do is dye them brown and you'd be good, cute
blaze wears sweatpants
>>240596987so uh why didn't they tell him to do this voice instead
>>240585779>He would be a direct contradiction to the Gaia stuff.How so?
>>240596918Radical.>>240596883Maybe some Mario Kart but definitely some idol games.
>>240597337You really seem to lack basic observation skills if you can't realize Gaia shrines have nothing to do with echidna civilization.
>>240586064That's what happens when you try to pander.
>>240596883Pokemon ultra moon!
>>240590445If Amy left Sonic alone, they'd still see each other again eventually because the series needs a female character and Amy is one of the few who were around before sonic games became shit
>>240597304Because they didn't want that voice. Even if they got a different voice actor for Shadow, they'd still get them to do Shadow's current voice. The same applies for all the characters.
>>240597436>Gaia shrines have nothing to do with echidna civilization.Then how is he a contradiction?
>>240597564Her introduction game was shit though, the series got worse as soon as she was born.
>>240596883Probably Xenoblade Chronicles . I haven't even started it yet. I'm still debating whether I should buy Yoshi's crafted world or NSMB:Deluxe too
>>240597683the sonic series was always shit
>>240597436How does Knuckles' existence contradict the Gaia Temples?
>>240597648Because the whole thing with the chaos emeralds is heavily involved with echidna civilization goddammit why do I have to explain this to youThere were fucking shrines for the emeralds on Angel Island.
what are some other games/franchises similar to Sonic? For gameplay, obviously we have freedom planet. What about character/storywise? What else is just as cheesy?
I think we're trying to find something that was never actually there guys. Sonic was never good
>>240597621Why are they still giving him that voice direction? People have been complaining about it for almost a decade.
>>240597809Correct.>>240597931Because they don't care.
>>240596883Geronimo Stilton on PSP. Yes that exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=13DFAGp678Q
>>240596298Stop breathing anytime
>>240596883I'm working the weekend, but my spare time will be used to work on my furry comic.
>>240597745If it means anything NSMB:Deluxe is the best of the New Super Mario games now more-so with Luigi U that can offer a challenge with some of its levels.By Xenoblade do you mean 1, X, 2 or Torna?
>>240597193These can’t be dyed I believe but I get the idea, yeah.
>>240596823Yoto that you?
>>240598073>If it means anything NSMB:Deluxe is the best of the New Super Mario games now more-so with Luigi U that can offer a challenge with some of its levels.I believe I've only ever played one of them, and it was on Wii a long time ago. Still, I love platformers though but I also love Yoshi games.>By Xenoblade do you mean 1, X, 2 or Torna?2, even though I never played the first one.
>>240597848So? There can be more than one civilization that used the chaos emeralds.
>>240597931Randos on the Internet with less than 100,000+ followers/subscribers are in the opinionated minority and aren't really worth listening to in any significant capacity.
>>240589472just like how he beat out our optimism
>>240598307Nobody likes nuShadow's voice though
>>240598294But there isn't in Unleashed because they were never mentioned, don't assume shit.
>>240598235>2, even though I never played the first one.Yeah, story-wise you won't see a connection between 1 and 2 until the end of the game and even then it's explained to you. 2 is fine as a standalone.
>>240598364Nobody with any significant presence or credibility has complained about Shadow's voice, and most critics and normies don't mind it at all.
>>240598428>don't assume shitYou just did.
>>240598364Nobody cares. You aren't everyone.
>>240597848There being shrines on the Gaia Temples and the Knuckles Clan isn't necessarily a contradiction Especially since we have this bullshit two worlds nonsense where anything can be part of either world if the writers want it.
>>240598496I have more of a problem with his dialogue than anything.
I've been indulging in Sonic Adventure before Sega announces they're going to mangle it when they try to remake it.Anyone know where I can ask questions about modding the PC version?
>>240598543I'm making inference based on evidence. You aren't.>>240598604Stop treating the two worlds thing so seriously you fucking idiot, it's not real. It's bullshit. It's all bullshit.
>>240598616Never Underestimate Pokemon
IDW #12 preview
>>240598789The only thing I underestimate about Pokemon is how lazy and shit Gamefreak can be, they always manage to surprise me with how low they can go.
>>240598604Don't even need two worlds seriously you don't fuck it since the Gaia civilization is way older than the echidna one.>>240598748>I'm making inference based on evidence. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.
>>240598789Huh, y'know Buneary is kinda cute.
>>240598694dem are some tiny critters
>>240598748It is bullshit, I agree. But it is a possible explanation given what we know and what we would likely be told. If I had the power, I'd delete the very idea of two worlds and this classic/modern dimension split from the series.
>>240598807wait why are they keeping metal
>>240598807>Repairing Metal SonicWHY DON'T YOU JUST DESTROY HIM
>>240598948>Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.In fictional settings, yes they are.But this is pointless, Unleashed's setting is gone anyway.
>>240599031Cause Sonic is weak
>>240598913after doing nothing but fuckin pokemon for 25 years, can you blame them?
>>240598807How did Sonic convince Shadow to even let this slide considering Shadow throw a hissy fit over Sonic sparing Eggman?
What if Sonic pumped and dumped Amy but didn't use protection? Is he screwed?
>>240598985Last pageI'm convinced both Sonic and Tails are retarded.
>>240599081>>240599031They don't have the heart to kill him.Shadow would have, but he fucked off.
>>240599081They're compassionate.Not stupid like (You),
>>240598913Yeah like how they will paste gen 8 over BotW>>240598950Best line
>>240599230Pretty sure they didn't tell him
>>240599230He left after the battle remember?
>>240599243>We gave him the choice to live how he wants to. We've got to honor his decision.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
>>240599163Yes because the non-pokemon games they make are also complete ass. Gamefreak is an incompetent lazy developer.
>>240599230Because everyone deserves to have a second chance, anon!
i love how every game seems to take place in it's own universe and references to previous games are done with little internal consistencyno wait i fuckin hate it
>>240599241Amy would be the single mother so she would be.
>>240598985>We're compassionate, not stupid>inb4 Metal rapes Amy
>>240599163>nothing but fuckin pokemon for 25 yearsBut that's not true they have made other games, hell they even reference those games in some Pokemon games.
>>240599478You chose this future.
>>240598807>>240598985>>240599243Yep, this sure won't come to bite them in the ass later.
>>240599479amy wouldn't press sonic over it but would tell all the other characters about it just to make sonic look like a piece of shit
>>240599680I bet Sonic will eventually feel like that one guy that called you moviesperg as an insult.
>>240599546yeah, i gave a shit
>>240598985>sonic trying to be friends with metal sonicI suddenly fucking hates these writers. Why the everliving hell would sonic try to make metal sonic become good, that's like if sonic tried to become friends with eggman
>>240599930Do you not remember the end of SA2
reply to this post only if you're weak
>>240600004Shadow was misguided but ultimately good, and almost sacrificed his life to prove it. Metal did no such thing.
>>240599880N-no Shadow...I...love Sonic...
>>240599930Exactly. I goddamn despise the "no matter how many times they try to kill you, you always have to be nice to them" concept bullshit
>>240600090I am a Jackal who hides behind a mask.
>>240600141once you go black you never go back
>>240600103I meant Eggman dumbass. Sonic let Eggman go at the end of SA2, even though he started the whole mess.
>>240599930>why doesn't Sonic just kill Eggman?
>>240598807>>240598985>>240599243And you people think Sonic is a jerk...
>>240600295he most likely indirectly caused several deaths by letting metal sonic go you know...
>inb4 Sonic only keeps Metal Sonic alive because he wants to race him in the future
>>240600368Metal Sonic has never killed anyone idiot.
>>240600418Wow what a fucking failure.
>>240600368It's better to spare the lives of your enemies and give them a chance for redemption, than to act as judge, jury and executioner and rob them of that opportunity.
>>240600518Thing is, he's a robot. Why didn't they reprogram him?
Shadow was right. Sonic should have just let him kill Eggman.
What are the chanced of Infinite returning in the comics?
>>240600596Why would a free spirit who's all about doing whatever the heck he wants regardless of what others say, subjugate the free will of a robotic version of himself?
>>240600518Has Sonic been awake during the last 5 issues?
so who fucked up with metal sonic moreclassic amy in sma 6 or sonic and tails in idw 12
>>240600596I think they did, that's why he didn't outright attack Sonic.
Would Sonic forgive me if I sodomized him?
>>240600828He did attack him, he just couldn't keep it up because they didn't repair him fully.
Amy bringing Metal Sonic back to Eggman in Sonic Mania Adventures = goodSonic and Tails freeing Metal Sonic in IDW = bad
>>240600004Just because eggman had to help sonic doesn't mean he wanted to. He wasn't able to leave since there probably wasnt a escape pod or the ark was moving towards earth too fast for him to leave. And if he didn't do anything, he would have died.
>>240600821Amy because she gave him directly to Eggman.
>>240600596because game characters aren't allowed to have radical personality changes >but mr. tinkerThat was for like what, 5 issues. If they reprogramed Metal Sonic to be good, someone would be required to change him back because of mandates
I've lost that picture of Amy and Shadow lying on their backs with their arms over their heads holding hands
>>240600842Sonic would be understanding of your human lust but kindly tell you not to do that again and respect his asshole.
>>240601336What was the point of Mr. Tinker?Oh wait, so they could introduce the hypno platypus.
>>240601410>respect his asshole.I laughed way too hard at this.
>>240601485>Oh wait, so they could introduce the hypno platypus.Kandlin's gonna love him.
I miss this babe
do you think Blaze will have her stupid fire puns in TSR like she did with the tie in comic?
>>240601848no she'll haveI SMACKED YOU SHADOWand other autistic phrases
>>240601752I forgot image but it was Penelope Evil bun tits
If there's one thing Sonic and Amy have in common, it's seeing the good in others.
>>240602046they're also hedgehogs and have red shoes
>>240602046You mean they are both delusional.
>>240601338That's a shame.
>>240600742Because the robot is literally designed to kill him. Metal Sonic has no real free will here. The only time he did was Heroes, and he was reprogrammed to follow Eggman's every order afterwards. The least they could do is make it so Metal doesn't want to kill Sonic and his friends anymore.
Even if Sonic had feelings for Amy, I doubt he would admit them or act upon it because he thinks he's too cool for her. And he's right.
>>240596883DoW Dark Crusade. Necrons are kicking my ass help
>>240602046Metal has NO good in him i dont know why everyones trying to push this these days
>>240602929Watch the OVA.
>>240603219>>240603286uh what. that doesn't mean he's good. he just acknowledges he's an inferior Sonic and committed seppuku
>>240603943He saved the president and that annoying guy.
>>240603943He saved the lives of two people he didn't know you buffoon. He wasn't ordered to do that. He wanted too.
If you could be best friends with a Sonic character, who would it be and why?
>>240604462Sonic because if he's willing to be friends with a killer robot maybe he'd be willing to be friends with an autistic manchild too
>>240604462Blaze. I’m equally autistic and want some of that cash money, honey.
>>240604462Vector. Cool detective bro that likes chilling out and listening to music.
>>240604462Shadow. I could ask him to warp me anywhere, he's probably rich and he wouldn't invade my personal space.
>reorganising my folders for new shit>found an old folder called drawings>realised I have hundreds in here>over a year ago I drew every day just for funTHIS IS THEIR STORIES.I found this one and giggled, I miss the old drawings of GHP CHAD>>240604462Vector, easily.Knows his shit, has fun, is a top bloke.Everyone else is either too weak or too annoying.Or is Knuckles and sitting on an island all bloody day would get tiring.
>>240605383It's aight, doesn't really make sense with the stage but whatever.
>>240605383>Playback on other websites has been disabled by the video owner.grosshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma7mdIHy-kAPost-patch is better.>>240605524>The stage he's running through is an illusion>"Everything's just liiike an illusion"pretty clear why they used the song dude
>>240605521I want GHPChad to be my bf
>>240605651>pretty clear why they used the song dudebut why green hill
>>240605774To pander to Adventurefags of coursehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J90FjBHtups
>>240604462Gamma, he's pretty tall and can hover across bodies of water. We could play target games at the carnival for fun.
I believe in my future.
Scourge is best boy just admit it.
>>240606539if by best u mean worst
>>240602768ignore units, they just come back, hit there buildings they are expensive and hard to replace.Remember the fact that they have no artillery and abuse that.
>>240604462It would be vanilla so I can flirt with her and be her best friend at the same time
>>240606539I think scourge SUCKS!
Oh god i saw the poster in a theater earlier it was even worse in person.I can't believe that's what they actually sat down and decided was the best way to advertise the movie.It's like something Dan and Arin would make as a joke to mock the movie.
Sum up /sthg/ with a single image
>>240608228Did uncle Sam just fucking die?
>BEFORE THE CANNON FIRES>ILL SLAM DUNK IT IN THEREwhy did Sonic think this would workdid it work?i cant remember
Do ANY Sonic Characters have fitting english VAs?
>>240608793After he defeated shadow, he 'slam dunked' the fake emerald into the cannon so it would corrupt the it and cause it to explode
>>240608793It did work; the Eclipse Cannon exploded at the end of the Hero story.
>>240609074Sonic beat shadow once but still lost to shadow in the opening for ShTH. Lost to silver who lost to shadow in 06, and lost to shadow despite having everyone on his side in boom season 2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKB2z2PawQc
>>240608929Tails is okay. Infinite was good but he's dead. Espio's is okay but he's a minor character who will never be relevant again so it's not like it matters. Silver's is nice but he's Silver
>>240609393Based desu. I like seeing characters kick Sonic's ass, it's funny.
I had a dream where I used Chaos Control once
>>240609393>Sonic beat shadow onceSonic has literally never lost to Shadow in the game continuity. Sonic has beaten Shadow at least the same number of times Infinite has beaten Sonic in Forces.
Amy is fucking dead
First Amy saves Metal in Mania Adventures, now Sonic saves him in IDW? What does this mean?
Let's talk about why Cream is the best female character in the series.
>>240612527This is the lore for new main game, Metal becoming a Shadow
>>240612689I wonder who she will be marrying when she grows up
>>240612791Cream will become Eternal Queen of the Chao. She doesn't need a king.
Remember that time Cream survived falling from space?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p01qnNQ97jE
>gamecube startup>adjust volume>game starts quiet>opening movie starts to play, still quiet>title screen loads, stutters for a second>OPEN YOUR HEART INSTRUMENTAL>SONIC ZOOMS ONTO SCREEN>SPEAKERS DESTROYED>ALL GLASS IN THE ROOM BROKEN>CAR ALARMS GOING OFF IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD>DOGS BARKING CHILDREN CRYING>adjust volume back to normal
>>240613134Those smooth balls are so good
>>240612689If she's not in the next 3D mainline Sonic game I'm going to sue Sega.
>>240613261Sega needs to compensate Cream for years of child neglect.
>>240612689Creamfags go to hell.
>>240613261What would her solo playstyle be She needs a BK DK like game
Imagine liking a shitty character like Cream.
>>240613506We're not all pedos you know.
>>240613506Cream is queen
>>24061363999% of you are.
>>240613658Sonic women are small but mature
>>240614057You're really stuck on that number huh.>>240613521Basically the same thing as Advance 2~3 with some added moves. It was similar to Tails but more flexible. Honestly I don't even care if she's playable. I just want her part of the story somewhere. Anywhere. I was happy just seeing her in Generations
>>240614057And powerful Their noodle proportions are strangely perfect, like some just right spaghetti and meatballs
>>240614264Where does Whisper sleep
>>240614824Behind the dumpster at the brothel that Sally and honey work
>>240614736>"Maria, some day I'll take you down there. I promise."
>>240614898Why can't NICOLE be a real furry AI like Cortana and Alexa
>>240598807I wish I had a chained up Metal Sonic...
>>240573024call me a modern bab pleaseits such a sweet wordplease mock my taste for modern games and suck the soul out of my enjoyment with your sass please hesseposteri love your cocky attitude and beautiful reaction imagesplease hesseposter
https://www.sonicstadium.org/2019/01/tomy-to-release-new-sonic-toys-in-the-eu-uk-in-2019/why are they still making/selling Sonic Boom merchandiseI don't understand
>>240615157So the only new merchandise is those ugly see through Classic figures and a Modern Knuckles plush. This is ALL the merchandise Tomy is making this year. Isn't this kind of alarming? Tomy usually churns hundreds of different toys out every year. Why is there barely anything new?
>>240615157tomy is the laziest toy company imaginable
>>240615412What in the actual fuck are those?
>>240615412Those looks good
>>240615412are physical toys even still a thing with kids these days? I thought smart phones and tablets took over
Every game should just have a unique style now
>>240574025Knuckles is best girl
>>240615107Perfect for my feet’s
>>240616038Eat your vegetables
>>240616038but you're dead
>>240578835>DXWhy aren't you playing with the Dreamcast Restoration?
>>240615587it's just Tomy being Tomy>>240615662>I thought smart phones and tablets took oversort of. A lot of parents don't let their kids have phones until they're a bit older and most younger kids don't play on tablets 24/7 like a lot of people think. Some parents will throw iphones at their 2 year old but not all. And it's not really all that different from how 20-30 year olds today grew up playing with Gameboys and DSs anyway. I work in a school and most of the kids are pretty normal.
>>240616569Looks like Shadow jizzed on Tails
>>240616902Shadow's semen is not black, it's red
>>240616569>And it's not really all that different from how 20-30 year olds today grew up playing with Gameboys and DSs anywayThis. People said the same thing then and I still played with physical toys. My 20 year old cousin still lives physical shit. I think toy quality has gone down and price has raised though, leading to less of an industry.
have this shitpost i madehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47EB-v-lG3Agamma merch when
>>240616972That's probably prostate cancer.
>>240618742I love this>gamma merch whennever. We don't even get Omega merch and he's not even dead. We didn't even get anything when he was still a main character. These toy companies hate robots. It's fucking racist
>>240618912>>240619097glad you like itand that's some shit, gamma's my favorite character. maybe if i'm lucky someone like first4 will decide to pick him up, or the toy companies will have a change of heart if we do end up getting that remake
Do we really have a /sthg/ map?
I feel weird watching thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPTppnu0bsE
>>240621284we should redo it
why are there yellow zeros on the side of sonics shoes?
Just watched Brainscratch's Sonic Boom Playthrough. Fucking Clement. He's the person who initially perpetuated "Its for kids" as an excuse for all the game's flaws. Claims like that do nothing but add legitimacy to parents who think videogames are a mind numbing waste of time. You shouldn't fucking promote mind numbing wastes of time as an acceptable videogame.
>>240623161yeah but why are they zeros?
>>240599930>that's like if sonic tried to become friends with eggmanI mean...
>>240624984I think Boom could have developed the "bond" Shadow and Amy had in the games considering boom shadow has yet to turn good and still has some stories in him. Boom has much potential
>>240625641FUCKING DELETE THIS RIGHT NOW
Metal Sonic would make a good pet.
>>240625983Put Infinite in it and we’ll talk.
>>240625983I wish it was Sonic Team Racing instead. I want to play as Iizuka and retcon the other racers from existence.
>>240625383Holy shit, that looks terrifying.
>>240625641>put the second worst member of Chaotix in the game.The fuck were they thinking?Why not put Espio? He's cool as shit.
You have an AMA with him. What are your questions?
>>240626990Was wasting your time on Rodea really worth it?
>>240626990Why Square Enix?
>>240626805Because Vector was in the scrapped Sonic Band so he has added nostalgiawank appeal for Classic cucks.
>>240627585Espio is a classic character though.
>>240627505Seriously tho, what the FUCK were they thinking?Were they like wasted out of their minds when they were making these teams? Or did they think it would be funny or something?>>240627585>This is what Moderncucks unironically believe.
>>240627692Vector is more classic than Espio
>>240627727Considering the teams are for the story mode only and you can customize them my guess is they just wanted to try something different with the teams. Obviously you couldn't fuck Team Sonic and Team Dark but you can do pretty much whatever with anyone else.
>>240627839He's really not. They probably just forgot about Espio because he literally has no character other than being a ninja. At least you can do more with Vector.
In the aftermath of the commercial and critical failure that was Sonic the Hedgehog (2006), Sega wasted no time in creating a successor that would not only make people forget about their previous effort, but also embrace the game series as they once did back during the Mega Drive days. Using not only the in-house Sonic Team, Sonic Unleashed gathered talent from the United States and Europe to assist with the Japan-based team to help reinvent the franchise. Initially intended to be the next installment in the Sonic Adventure series, the team decided to give the game its own identity, feeling that the style of game was far enough removed from what the pair of Adventure games had done.
>>240628030But he has even LESS character. He's just some oafish sounding gator with headphones
>>240628138They already have the bland serious character with Blaze.
>>240628126Yes? And?Also It's called "World Adventure" in japan, partially eluding to the fact that it started out as SA3. Frankly I like the title that focuses on the "World spanning romp through many locations" far more than the one that's "We released teh beast!!1!"
>>240628126Unleashed would've been good if someone just convinced Hashimoto that the Werehog was a stupid fucking idea.
>>240602289That's super cute!
Good morning friends
>>240627505>Amy on a team with none of her actual friends>Just memes>>240625641>Vector calling upon strangers across fucking time and inter-dimensional space>because he wants to win the prize money>even though he already had a team who's gimmick was taking on any job for money>Now all three characters basically share a team where none of them know each otherAt this point, I'd rather the """"""Team Rose"""""" and """""""""Team Vector""""""""" characters were just post-story unlocks that aren't a part of any established team, because they've basically fucked them to shit anyways. They managed to ruin Team Rose, Chaotix, and a hypothetical third new team with Blaze/Silver. All because they wanted to cheap out on the character roster, and prioritize memes over niche favorites and pre-established character relations.It would be like if the next Mario Kart game inexplicably dropped Daisy, Wario, half of the Koopa Kids and Baby Luigi, but kept Lakitu and added Birdo, and called it a day. There would be glaring holes in the roster where friends/rivals/counterparts should be instead of meme characters, and yet that's exactly what's happening in TSR.And this is just scratching the tip of the surface, where the fuck are the villains? I see Eggman and Egg Pawn and one more TBA villain (Metal Sonic, duh), but is that really it? No Jet, Zavok, Chaos, Gamma, Infinite? Come the fuck on, one of the main draws of Kart Racers is the variety of characters to play as, including villain characters, and that should be TWICE as important where the entire gimmick of TSR is working as a team with other characters.With such a small roster and a lack of cool smaller side-characters or villains, I can guarantee the online lobbies are going to look like this:>Shadow>Shadow>Blaze>Shadow>Blaze>Blaze>Shadow>Vector>Omega>Blaze>Shadow>Rouge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tb6st1fWrbEThese videos make me uncomfortable
>>240621284I love how nobody lives in the midwest. It's like a dead zone
>>240629241>cringy dialogue, voice acting and everything else>The animation makes them look like weird morphing plastic aliens>The weird lighting makes everything look like a fucking nighmare>17 million fucking viewsWhat is this world anymore?
>>24062987417 WHAT?Jesus is this what people want
>>240629927Look at this fucking face.This shit is gonna haunt my nightmares.
>>240628464>tfw you recognize this dialogI see you’re a man of fine taste as well.
>>240629927Yeah I honestly don't understand how the fuck that shit happened either. I didn't even think we had 17mil Sonic fans as of 2016
what is the most autistic statement you have seen or read from a sonic fan?
>>240632150>seen or read*heard or read, sorry
>>240632150Doesn't Chris-chan win that medal?
>>240632150>I'm SERIOUS god dammit, the comics are bad. Okay, the Archie comics were bad, most of them, even if they got good near the end supposedly I'm not going to jump into issue 4,762 because it just got good. I like to read shit from the beginning and from the beginning Archie is bad.>I'm sick of this BDSM bullshit, I hate it. It's a perversion of the natural order of sexuality, where there is a DOMINANT and a SUBMISSIVE party but both are equal and both of their traits serve to help perpetuate the family unit and protect the children and aid society. And BDSM stuff is just that but perverted and turned to a sexual extreme. This shit like "oh ima put you in a cage and do NAUGHTY STUFF TO YOU OOOOOOOO" pisses me off to an irrational level. It's like when you walk in a store and see makeup supplies and shit aimed toward women in general with taglines like "give in to your temptatiooooon!" or "enjoy the succulous sin of this wonderful bullshit chocolate" or whatever. Fuck you, I refuse. If some smug anime girl in real life existed and was doing saying like [the resident Honeyfag being perverted] and just being so fucking SMUG about it I would call the townspeople and burn her at the stake for being a fucking witch. I hate it and I want it to die.nevar 4get
>>240632470Does he really count, though? It's like counting a mentally disabled kid as the stupidest in a class.
>>240632470sort of?im looking for something like "X is the absolutely perfect sonic game, i want to play it for the rest of my life and every future game should be like it," something like mariotehplumber's approachinteresting that both chris and mtp are autistic sonic fans but both take their obsession in different directions
>>240632150>Shadow is slower than sonic with his rocket shoes on, but at equal speed with the shoes off
>>240632150https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOFl6s4Kg0wSkip to 18 minutes
What did they mean by this?
>>240633435it was a testing range for eggy's botswhats to discuss
Um, is this what happens between Sonic and Amy when nobody's looking?
>>240633540I want a Tails dummy
You know what. Ice Cap Zone in Adventure is really fucking good.
>>240633923I was never fond of it. Too many annoying platforming sections.
>>240634032I grew to hate it because of the annoying first half and the DX challenges to get Metal Sonic which I never even finished, but replaying it for fun made me appreciate it much more.
Going purely on maximum potential rise of lyric would gave been one of the best sonic games. Even OK sonic games are ranked by most as worse than Jak and Dater these days. BRB had Jak editors
>>240633923>>240634032>>240634140The fucking music thoughhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYp-i_SDOw8
>>240629260You have people from the same country at least. I'm from Scandinavia, probably the only /sthg/ in northern yurop.
>>240634317well yeah everyone enjoyed the snowboarding section after you were done clinging to icicles and trying to avoid falling which would make you start from the beginning
>>240634291Potential is worth nothing if you can't tap into it. But I wouldn't mind if they mixed Boom with Rush. Smooth and satisfying movement of Rush combined with the character swap mechanic of Boom might have a shit ton of potential
>>240629260i live in southern minnesota and can confirm it really is deadnothing but fields and trees out here, and none of em appealing
I love the Tails levels in Sonic Adventure. It's so cute hearing sonic encourage his lil bro.
>>240635012Do you think Sonic also encourages his little bro in bed? You know, when they're having passionate gay sex?
What is your ideal 3D sonic game? What are your pet peeves abut sonic?
>>240635512>What is your ideal 3D sonic game?fast parkour
>>240635156What would those words of encouragement be?
tails is sonic’s ho
>>240635512>What is your ideal 3D sonic game?Just remake 3&K in 3D as faithfully as possible.Then make new 3D Sonic games from there.Stop with the retarded level design suspended over death pits.Make levels that I can freely explore and have fun in.Stop with the boost and go back to actual 3D platforming controls instead.Fix those controls so they don't control like shit, especially at high speeds.
>>240637293>Make levels that I can freely explorethe problem is that 'exploring' and 'going fast' dont mix. Exploring is something you take your time with.>explore>travel in or through (an unfamiliar country or area) in order to learn about or familiarize oneself with ityou can't do this while also blowing through everything running fast, even without boost. This is why SA1 & Unleashed divided things into hub worlds and action stages.Sonic's fast gameplay really limits what's possible. It's why hardly any other game dev has made games similar to it, because it just doesn't work. You either slow Sonic down significantly or make the levels massive with branching paths.It'll be interesting to see how Utopia handles it.
>Have to get 400 rings to progress>Because of the high amount, they give you the option to attain that goal through pinball slots and cards where the risks are high yet the rewards are big.>If you gain over 100 rings, it places you back into the casino, this is so you keep gambling your rings because the game knows that the risk of failure increases the further you get.>Once you're under 100 rings, you fall into the sewer officially hitting rock bottom. >However, once you're in the sewer, you find that it's actually much easier to get rings through your abilities. The better you are, the more rings you collect. >You escape the sewers by climbing a giant ladder, you're escaping rock bottom.>The ladder leads to the showers. You're now "cleansing yourself " from your past mistakes and starting over.K I N O
>>240639781pretty good they made SA2's story feel much more deep than any of the creators probably intended
>>240638493>then you fuck Tails in the shower roomK I N O
>>240638254The "momentum" in a Sonic game is a thousand times more interesting than going at blazing speeds.And no, going fast and exploring do mix. S3K has plenty of speedy sections where you can get your adrenaline fix and yet the entire game has tons of opportunities to explore and find secrets, why can't that be in a 3D Sonic game?Also sectioning the game into hubworlds and speed stages is stupid. Exploring hubworlds is never gratifying cuz they're not levels.There's nothing exciting about going a million miles per hour when it's constant. Give me good controls and then let me go fast myself, that's what's fun.
>>240641227>S3K has plenty of speedy sections where you can get your adrenaline fix and yet the entire game has tons of opportunities to explore and find secrets
>>240641227>The "momentum" in a Sonic game is a thousand times more interesting than going at blazing speeds.Normies disagree.
>>240641227>Exploring hubworlds is never gratifyingI loved exploring Station Square, figuring out how to get the golden Chao egg inside Chao garden, finding the light speed shows in the sewers, Digesting the lore by talking to NPCs and just walking around without feeling the need to immediately rush through a level. It was kino and and a nice break from going fast.
>>240641334What's the problem anon? Was there something confusing about what I said?>>240641415The "normies" don't know what they want.If you made an explory Sonic game with good controls to traverse the terrain "normies" would love that shit.
>>240638493Was SA1 the last time Tails followed Sonic in stages? Heroes doesn't count.
>>240642369more like pedow
>>240642369OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>240615157Finally, we get the catalog.
Any video games you're looking forward to in the near future?
>>240643280>only one new thingOhnonononono
>>240615662Oh do I have news for you...
Amy Rose wears white briefs.Think about that for a second. This isn't a fanon thing, like Hatsune Miku wearing shimapan. It's not obscure trivia buried deep in some world bible. Almost every Sonic fan in the world has seen Amy Rose's panties, and can tell you with certainty that she wears white briefs.How can anyone justify the idea that she's not a sex icon?
>>240618742>>240619097We did, it’s just super fucking rare and uncommon.
>>240643497Fire Emblem:Three HousesAnimal Crossing 2019Pokemon 2019(New generation)Team Sonic RacingCyberpunk 2077
>>240629260I live in the Midwest (MI)
>>240643053Lancelot is Galahad's dad.They're related in the storybook series.
>>240643982because she's 12
>>240644497Haha, I get it! The joke is that all those games are going to be terrible!
Reminder that TSR is listed on fucking Nintendo's official website as an upcoming game but not Sega's. Whoever is responsible for maintaining their site needs to be fired.
What if Shadow really is Silver's dad, but humanity imprisoned him while Silver was still a baby and that's why Silver doesn't remember him?
>>240645020What if your headcanon is wrong?
>>240645307Impossible. Headcanons can't be wrong.
>>240644982tsr and cyberpunk might be terrible, but all the others are mainline titles for their respective franchises. they're not going to bomb.
>>240645410>implying NuFE and NuPokemon are good
>>240645307That's okay because it's just a headcanon
>>240645493pokemon sun moon got 87% on metacriticfire emblem echoes got 80%those were the previous mainline titles. they'll do fine
>>240645493At least they were good at one point.
Eggman Metal???for TSRis it really just Egg Pawn?
>>240646465Orbot and Cubot.
>>240646465It doesn't even show Metal Sonic on his team though. >>240646543Nope.
>>240646906Metal's still confirmed for being part of his team. He's probably gonna be related to the plot somehow.
No new thread?YESFINALLY FREE FROM THIS SHITHOLE
>>240647031>He's probably gonna be related to the plot somehow.I hope not. I'm tired of Metal Sonic's shenanigans.