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>>240524298Best weapon in each game?Assault rifle crew checking in.
>>2405248591's Sniper Rifle with Explosive Rounds, Scram Rail and Frictionless Materials.
Fourth for best girl and best gun
>>240524859ME1 - what this good sir said here >>240525297ME2 - LocustME3 - Hurricane
quarians: finequarians with hair: get the fuck out of my thread you idiot
>>240527576But what if those are just small patches of half-transparent rudimentry hair?
>>2405248591st: Everything is the same, doesn't matter2nd: Collector particle beam (Mattock with rapid fire macro)3rd: Cain (Typhoon)
>>240512612>Or playing it safe with the people they are trying to pander to.This is the case. Same reason you can play full Paragon and never have your willingness to risk everything for your consience ever blow up in your face. Same reason everybody from the SR2 has a happy ending even if the Alliance should regard some of them as traitors or wanted criminals. I guess they gave Jacob romancers a nasty surprise though. Shepard, Joker, Chakwas, Donnely, and Daniels should be really deep shit. Even more-so if Shepard allowed his squad to disperse before going in to the Alliance (can be viewed as a deliberate attempt to thwart the Alliance's efforts to acquire these people). If Shepard had Spectre status returned to him in ME2 it was on the condition that he not operate in Citadel Space, but if you did Thane, Garrus, Kasumi's loyalty missions then you broke the terms of that. So even the Council should want your ass.>BUT SHEPARD STOPPED THE COLLECTORS!Sure, by working with Cerberus. Not that the Alliance or Council ever formally recognized this threat. Any popularity Shepard and Cerberus might have earned should logically have been undone by the events of Retribution in which the Alliance is politically humiliated on the Galactic Stage because of Cerberus infiltration in its ranks. Hackett could take the fall too for covering for Shepard and any physical evidence to support his actions in the "Arrival DLC" would have been lost anyway. Doing Zaeed's loyalty mission and sacrificing the refinery to kill Vito would have earned Shepard and Zaeed the likely enmity of the Elfell-Ashland Mining Corporation.
>>240523964if they ever make another game i would like to play a mass effect where you choose your species. so you can play as a turian or asari or whatever and be treated accordingly like in da:o.
>>240530380So would I. I'd be willing to have an unvoiced protagonist. >>240527576Quarians with hair are here to stay.
>>240530790>Qurarians are here to stayThis is where you're wrong
how do i check if my me3 dlcs installed correctly ?
>>240531172Why wouldn't they be?
Why are the quarians so unpopular? I just visited the Flotilla's biggest market and I am BLOWN AWAY! OMG!YOU GUYS!They have so much cheap stuff here! I mean like, all the name brands and the most popular vids but they are all CHEAP! It is SOOO much more affordable. You can get the latest and highest class asari fashions for almost nothing. I got all my favorite vids installed right into my omnitool!They offer tons of other things too, like cheap ground vehicles and hover cars, with insurance coverage just like you'd get anywhere else! Just fill out the forms with your information and you are good to go! Ditto all sorts of memberships in the high end exclusive clubs for the best sports-hover-cars, interstellar travel services, and more!I bought a bunch of cool apps for my extra-net account too that make sure I can log into the Flotilla's market services at any time to download new vids and games. I was able to buy a special DLC for Galaxy of Fantasy that came with a shit-ton of in-game currency for my avatar. Got signed up for some extra-net groups that send you coupons for deals on pre-fabs and hardsuits (even weapons!).I'm fucking PSYCHED! I LOVE quarians!
>>240530380Ideally I would suggest only council races+Krogan. As hilarious as playing as a Hanar would be I don't see it being practical.
>>240531629Well I wasn't expecting hanar or elcor either. Volus is possible though. Hard work is done already when they made them playable in multiplayer. What would be really interesting is if they let you play as a geth.
>>240531481i pirated it so i am suspicious
>>240531835Normally I'd shit on you for this but I was never willing to even play ME3 so I guess as long as EA/Bioware didn't get your money. I can't help you, though.
>>240531628Quarians are subhuman gypsies
i will die for garrus
>>240532461Daro'Xen for me. Though it will be other people dying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1lb4OzwIFEABSOLUTELY BASEDAppologise now /meg/
>>240532461Shep loves her birb.
>>240536197>>240536353>>240532461What went wrong in Shepard's life that she wants to fuck something that looks like a turian?
>>240536723She'll die an old woman, alone, with no children, grandchildren, or great-grandchildren to surround her. All because she wanted something that evolved to fuck things with cloacae to pollute her baby-maker.
>>240537140YES!When you are sick, old, and dying, you will realize a life of hedonism isn't all its cracked up to be. It's fun in the present but you pay for it later. Best thing Femshep can hope for is to have 40 cats and they eat her after she dies alone in her apartment.
>>240537395Stop it!Shep a good grill!
shep won't make to old age anyway, but they'll meet again at the bar...
>>240538173You're right, I guess dying young was the best thing that could have ever happened to her.
>>240538367You need to back off!
Sucks being femShep
>>240538459Asari boobs really do get bigger.
>>240538419Oh, my apologies. Seems I'm prodding somewhere... sensitive. It will be easier if you just recognize the truth for what it is. Oh, it just occurred to me. What do you think are the chances any of femshep's eggs survived her little run-in with the Collector's? Mm, no, she must be completely barren. Well then, I guess that means she's destined to die lonely no matter what then.Truly, ME3's ending was a mercy to her.
>>240538459Where is Boomershep's can of Monster Tupari?
>>240538940This meme can't die fast enough
>>240538769She'll die while her daughter is still very young. Very unfair to the child.
>>240539012Her daughters are her legacy,no one will ever forget the shepard!>>240538936Now you are just being mean,jerk
>>240539143One time I drank Tupari and then I scored 4(four) touchdowns in one game and lead Polk High to victory!I don't even play football!
>>240539143Why would you build a brewery on Feros? The entire planet is a decaying city-scape. Seems like the last place you'd build a factory meant to distill organic materials. Should be Eden Prime, Elysium, or some other more verdant world.
>>240539556>The entire planet is a decaying city-scape.I guess if you lived there you would need a brewery.And hookers.
When Tali gets drunk,is that special dextro booze or just normal booze?
>>240540580Turian through filters.
>>240541518oh.So it filters out everything but the part that makes life bearable?Are mass effect fields involved?The filter part seems to imply that they were sober before they met levo aliens and were introduced to sweet nourishing alcohol.Did they get drunk before the levos showed up or did they just suffer through life?
>>240542135This screenshot in 4k without HUD and Shep/Ash would've been dope af
>>240533012his wife is hot though
>>240542150I'm sure she has some artificial flavoring she adds to it. She regularly drinks enough to get wasted so it must not taste too bad.
>>240548172Why does Tali have so much feeder fanart? Quars have a lot of muscle art too.
Why /meg/ and /v/ triggered by based /Anthem/ again
Why are people who like quarians so much more annoying and obnoxious than people who like turians, humans, drell, etc?
>>240559906You tell us
>>240561306The combat looks like a better Andromeda
>>240559906furry syndrome. They're basically furries, and they are somewhat accepted in mass effect fandom because quarians are mass effect characters, and lots of mass effect fans like aliens characters and are even attracted to characters who happen to be aliens. Note the distinction being made though. Liking Garrus doens't mean you have a turian fetish. Liking Thane doens't mean you have a Drell fetish. But judging by our resident quarian fans, they do indeed talk about the physical aspects of quarians. Fans of Garrus talk about how based he is and his friendship and such, while Quarians talk about quarian bodies.So they're basically furries, who feel accepted in this fandom because they see other fans of alien species, but they don't understand the difference between themselves and what they mistakenly perceive as people "like them". Furries actually do this a lot, we saw it in dragon age and we get people like this in the D&D world too. The spamming is because furries lack restraint or subtlety. Look at any furry-centric website or convention and you'll see what I mean.
>>240559906Autism, incels, virgins, nerds
You know what, Andromeda should've been survival horror. Something went horribly wrong in each ark and most of the "colonists" died, you simply trying to find out why you were send to another galaxy and puzzle why it all went to shit.
>>240559906Quarian fans are the best posters who generate the most topics and produce the most content. It's the anti-quars who are the most obnoxious and hostile. They fly off the handle at the mere mention of a femquar!
>>240543987Sid is still fatter
>>240559906Bioware pandering to talicancer was a mistake.
>>240566405How do they pander though, in ME2 and ME3 Tali is the last crew member you recruit
>>240566405Oh and how they dealt with the face reveal is a level of laziness that shouldn't even be possible.Bioware is actually based.
>>240566405I'm neutral towards Tali but this is objectively wrong. She got completely fucked over in 3. Liara and Garrus get these really long meaningful custscenes on multiple occasions that aren't even related to their romances , meanwhile Tali is recruited last and has pretty much no input outside of Rannoch nor does the game try to emphasize that she's one of Shepards pillars of support- something that was done with Liara and Garrus.
>>240567030Basically all what they need Tali for is filling the role of someone who can hack geth in combat. In ME1 we fight geth all the time, in the next games just in a couple of missions.
>>240566405I agree. Her romance is shallow and her character was ruined.
>>240567551Honestly Tali is probably a better fit for Ryder...
>>240567784Not on my watch
>>240567030>>240567784I don't know Ryder's character well. However Tali should not have been a squadmate in ME2 because she isn't important to the plot. Has weak motivation to join the mission and should be as strongly opposed to Cerberus as the VS if not more so. The result is that in ME3 het existence is entirely variable, so she can't be written into the fame with any depth.
>>240568862>in ME3 het existence is entirely variableThat's unironically good.
>>240569031Now who is being obnoxious?
How can I discipline myself into sitting down and writing a fapfic?
By Enkindlers, you people are Varrens...
>>240576660I can imagine Batarians having something like Memri TV bashing humans and council races all day.
>>240577587Death to Alliance,of course.
>>240577587People should make edits of that.
>>240582245I am shit at drawing, so...
>>240536887>reproducing is the meaning of lifeyou are in every thread and u are soooo fuckin gay bro
>>240538459>Sucks being femShep>posts not only a waifu that femshep can obtain, but the most shit of all waifus
>>240542135i would crawl into her vagina
>>240558690>AnthemI don't even know what that is
>>240559906I don't mind quarian lovers but it's annoying how they gobble up the bioshit laziness of tali as a human with pink skin and lines on her face
>>240561725>we febreezed this dogshit>you should eat some
>>240575275All you can do is open your word processor and write. Do it while horny and write what makes your dick hard.
>>240585201Oh yeah, she's be way better with forehead ridges or some shit. All I demand is that quarians be consistent with what we could already see and that they be attractive. I got both. =^)
>>240585092A BioWare Corp. (A Division of EA)'s Game
>>240586562>What kind of special effects do you want?>Yes
>>240586562Not sure what is going on.
>>240585880I think they should look more like geth, with some kind of mandible or something. and no, quarians should not have hair. god damn it already triggers me so hard that asari are l i t e r a l l y blue humans
Post your Shepard
>>240586562Show us the mage
>>240592103Best loyalty mission imo
>>240592103I'm not good at making Sheps.
>>240589561>I think they should look more like geth, with some kind of mandible or something. and no, quarians should not have hair. god damn it already triggers me so hard that asari are l i t e r a l l y blue humansGeth don't have mandibles. Geth don't have faces. Why should hair be unique to humans? I might have given quarian more exotic eyes and as I said in the last thread I'd turn those lines on Tali's forehead into antennae. Have unisuited quarians vaguely evoke the image of a butterfly emerging from a chrysalis with the antennae, delicate facial features, and compound eyes. I'd keep the hair, though. It mirrors the hoods they wear and we have enough bald aliens.I'm curious, to drell bother you too? They're about as different from humans as asari are.
>>240536580>seething short-fringed beta
>>240596573I don't even like Femshep. Don't want her. Still think she's gross though.
posting because i believe that samara has nice big milf areola
Quarians are the most beautiful race. Canon.
lets get rid of these space jews
>>240599607What's your problem with volus?
honestly imo they should have just never done a face reveal for any quarians. no matter what they looked like it was gonna piss someone off and the air of mystery around them was and still would be interesting.
>>240599607>>240599808I'd have been fine with that. Their suit was part of their design, after all. Granted, if the series ever progressed beyond the main trilogy it was inevitable that at some point quarians would be revealed. I think people just like to bitch and so I'm not too inclined to worry about their particular issue this design or that design. Some people want something totally exotic that wouldn't match what we could see of Tali in ME1. It was already evident that she had a forehead, eyes, and a human-like nose. Implying a human-like face like the asari have. ME2 we could see more of her brow and Ascension described quarians having lips, eye-lids, skin, and an ear different from a humans. Like I described with the butterfly post, I might have subtly re-designed the quarian face by making it just a little bit less human. Changing the eyes would be enough. Eyes are important. Make quarian eyes a little bigger, slanted, and give the impression they are multi-faceted. Maybe give quarians faded but complicated patterns to their skin (like a butterfly's wings).I'd have gradually revealed them. In ME2 I'd have the location on Haestrom that you fight through be a quarian market and shopping mall. You'd see faded billboards along the walls, the images of the people in them faded but just barely, tantalizingly discernible. An interior section in the mission would have you fight through the remains of a department store where you'd fight amongst sun-blasted quarian mannequins, their scorched faces still visible but the color and detail baked away. Then in ME3 I'd have the quarians who show up in the geth recordings be unsuited, but the holographic image would be somewhat low resolution. Now you see them in color, but the details are still lost in the grainy image.Only if you romance Tali, at the end of ME3 when she and Shepard say their final goodbyes, would I show a quarian in the flesh, uncovered. There was no excuse not to render Tali ini-game.
>>240600656>>240599808What if instead of human hair on their heads it was more like a thick, fine fur or down that grew on their heads, necks, and shoulders? Like on a moth...
>>240601343What they all had VERY obviously shag carpet toupees?Some are even a little askew.
>>240531629>As hilarious as playing as a Hanar would be I don't see it being practical.are you being speciest? jellyfish are people too.
>>240531705>Volus is possible though.should get a continuous stream of credits throughout the game from your investments when playing as a volus and be able to bribe your way out of some situations.>What would be really interesting is if they let you play as a geth.if it was to keep with the lore people say "oh shit a geth" everywhere you go and just start shooting at you.
>>240610325Well that depends on when the game is set.>>240600656Gave her larger eyes and made them compound eyes of a sort. Slanted the eyes too. Smaller and flatter nose. Smaller, thinner mouth.
>>240531705>What would be really interesting is if they let you play as a gethA few years ago I would have said it would be really difficult to make the player feel inorganic but after playing Nier Automata and seeing how the game opens up with having to be granted permission to use your weapons, the interface, and hacking, I think it's very possible and would be amazing if put in the right persons hands. For the love of god though, I would pray that your geth character completely embraces being synthetic instead of going full Legion and wanting to be a "real boy!". Im pretty sure the geth didn't give a fuck about being perceived as alive or not by organics until Legion in ME3.
just starting this but my god I hope I get the chance to kill my own phylactery this early into the game
>>240611461I agree. If you're going to have synthetic life then explore the unique possibilities. Geth characters can easily hand cheaply upload backups of themselves. Easy extra-lives. More durable than organics in most cases, very simply and easily adapted to hostile environments. However those strengths mean people will value you less. They'll be more likely to assign you to the most dangerous and risky missions and tasks. Will be more casual about betraying your sacrificing you, >All you did was lose a platform and a few weeks of processing since your last backup!>>240611347Original pic.
With Bungie buying themselves out of their contract with Activision they formed in 2010 and keeping Destiny, anyone else wonder what could've happened if Bioware were able to do the same with Mass Effect? Imagine if Bioware were free of EA and were able to release Mass Effect content at the rate they wanted to. Maybe Andromeda could've been good?
>>240586562anthem has musou mode.
>>240615149Feels bad man.
>>240611347>Well that depends on when the game is set.oh yeah. i forgot that the geth were good bois for a while. i would play a game that focuses on the rebellion of the geth against the quarians. theres a fair bit to work with there.
>>240615823That's a very limiting setting, to be honest.
>>240612129got uncensored version of the pic?
>>240618689>That's a very limiting setting, to be honest.why? no humans and other species involved, too quarian specific?
>>240619010>no other species involvedExactly
>>240619278maybe you could have a game set in that period with a few sub plots involving quarians, asari and turians with a main character somehow linking them all together.
>>240592103That time I tried to recreate Guy Pearce look form the movie Lockout
>>240612129Dat acne crater
>>240619887You could. Don't know why would you be doing anything in Rannoch at that time, as something other thana Quarian, but you could.
>>240620357im sure drew karpyshyn could come up with something if he came back to bioware or for a different company altogether.
>>240620764I was playing a Tony Stark style playboy engineer, of course I went for the perfect woman.
>>240623065>engineerengineer is the only class ive never played as.
>>240623836An engineer clone was pain in the ass, I don't know if something was broken but he spammed overloads and incinerations with little to no cooldown.It was also the only time I have ever chosen the Control ending.
>>240537882thisbut I suppose she could have someone's else sperm and have Garrus raze someone's else children lmaowith his acceptance beforehand, that is, otherwise she becomes single mom
>>240558030has something to do with suits that could be considered whole body bondageso with that shitty feeder fetish they are constrained by suit in addition of being bloated from inside>>240584819reproducing is the meaning of sexthe other meaning is sexual sadism and it is very dangerous in the long run for your karma
>>240620357in ME2 a subquest involves comforting an asari who's daughter was killed in the Morning War; she was on Rannoch studying quarian art. I'm sure there were lots of aliens on Rannoch at the time. They'd be a tiny percentage of the population, but it was a sophisticated society that plenty of non-quarians would have some investment in.
Flammable or inflammable? Forgot which one.
>>240629069Give me context. If you aren't sure, assume it is flammable to be safe.
>>240625737I wonder if she fantasizes about him in a quarian environment suit so she doens't have to look at him. Or maybe she has him wear the death mask in her fantasies?
>>240628678before the war quarians werent in those suits were they. do you think all the tali fans would still be as crazy for quarians if they were all suitless in a new game? or is the suit a big part of their fetish?
>>240630120No, prior to the Morning War they didn't need the suits. Albeit I think if we ever see any pre-Morning War quarians they'll still be in suits. ME2 and ME3 embellished the quarian lore to have their immune systems be weird and sensitive even before the whole Flotilla thing. In ME1 it was implied they were totally normal originally and it was three centuries living on recycled, sterilized air inside their ships that caused their immune systems to atrophy. In fact, I remember one of the writers back in the day commenting on the forums that Tali really wouldn't have an allergic reaction to anything, even if she was "licking turian plauge victims". It wasn't dust and dirt that would kill her or your dead skin cells but rather the fact that any bacteira would just grow inside her and her immune system wouldn't do shit. Allergic creations or other symptoms (like a fever and runny nose) imply a functioning immune system.>do you think all the tali fans would still be as crazy for quarians if they were all suitless in a new game? or is the suit a big part of their fetish?I'd be fine if the quarians were suit-less in a new game. I do like the suits too as part of their design, but I'd also like to see them with properly rendered faces and such. I think Tali fans appreciate the curves of her body more-so than the tint of her helmet.
>>240628183I like that hair on Miri.
>>240630668>I think Tali fans appreciate the curves of her body more-so than the tint of her helmet.i know what you mean. ive never romanced tali during my playthroughs but i definitely appreciate her curves. i find her accent annoying though.
>>240631083Not into Eastern European chicks?
Lost footage of pre-war quarians performing the Rannoch national anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2KZjUYC9GQ
>>240631638Dyed red hair isn't bad on her.
>>240631369im part eastern european myself. i thought talis accent is more middle eastern sounding.
>>240631820Blonde hair actually does work as long as it is cut short and close.
>>240631857Maybe somewhere around Turkey or Romania... huh. >>240631369Illusive Man's brother is literally in that movie.
>>240633156Just a breathing mask doesn't do shit
>>240633235According to her backstory that the image creator wrote she underwent that procedure advertised on Ilium that bolstered her immune system. So she can get by with just filtered air.
>>240632121maybe its meant to sound gypsy. ive never heard a gypsy speak (except for irish travelers and the guy from the band gogol bordello) so i dont know what they really sound like.
>>240633414I think it's just meant to sound vaguely exotic to better convey that she's a foreigner from another culture, even among the vast and diverse galaxy her people are outsiders more-so than humans.
Hop on cock
>>240631857Yikes. Are you the germ?
Do you ever want to reply to someone but wait until the thread reaches>9so it is more useful?
>>240639578I'll tell you in about 40 minutes.
>>240639675anyone still play me3mp on pc?
>>240640751I do but I also suck at it.
>>240640751Tried it once. As in got into a lobby and noticed my origin name was public to others and hit alt-f4 as fast as I could and never went back.
>>240641473Why tho, are they going to steal your soul through Origin?
Is it true that Tela Vasir uses biotic micro vibrations for the purposes of a maximized coitus experience?
>>240643274I hope so.
>>240643274Threesome with Vasir and Aria are the absolute end game kino. No survivors.
>>240631972Change her eyebrows to match
>>240641603>ardat-yakshi kills him through origin
>>240639578I've done that, yes. >>240643274I never heard this rumor. >>240644961Yeah.
>>240640751on the weekends theres usually a decent number of people on, Bronze -> Gold usually get decent populationsME3 multi is more alive than Andromeda multi at least
>>240646557I'd play it but I'd just take creepshots of femquars all day
Okay, last bump before work. Talk about something interesting.
>>240648496Not your personal army, fuck off already
>>240625764>reproducing is the meaning of sexok never jerk off or get a blow job again
How comes there are no consequences from the destruction of the Purgatory? Especially if you have your Spectre status back. Hundreds of criminals escaped, even more just got spaced while still being frozen.
>>240653308Your Shep looks like Dr.Chocolate
>>240651096It's the Terminus systems. Nobody cares about anything beyond Illium.
>>240655462Dunno who that is.
>>240657680Who in the series has a name that could bend into that?
This class is so fucking annoying on harder levels. I hate combat drones.
>>240651096They games are not written well after the first one
>>240656343It would have consequences beyond the Terminus
>>240660679Adept has the worst compatibility with shielded enemies. I have to depend on Garrus to take them out if I'm in cover.
>>240661029Hadcore difficulty shits on biotics in general. Go peel all those layers of shields and armor to give enemies a good fly.
>tfw you can't mod mass effect 3 to play a salarian in single player
>>240662824Why on Purgatory would you want that?
Why so little mention of our krogan bros?
>>240663391My favorite race in terms of design, voicing and charisma.I really, really want ot believe there's hope for them in the universe. But it's damn hard.
>>240663391>>240664136As much as I like them, the salarians were right.
>>240662926Not that anon but Salarians are adorable. 10/10 would love to hug one.
>>240664328I'd say thats up for discussion, as the krogan properly lost the entire previous generation capable of remembering how bad unrestrained warfare can get during the rachni war.
>>240664537They're too violent, too strong and breed like rabbits.
>>240665210Which is the reason they were uplifted
>>240666298Which is why they're too dangerous now that they're uplifted
>>240666538I feel like we should take of the reason they they this far and prevent it from happening again, no?
>>240666704Downshift them? Catch every krogan in the galaxy, send him back on tuchanka, take away all weapons and technologies and wait they'll build a more humane civilization from scratch?Sounds like too much effort with too low chances it works.
>>240666538The salarians did an awful job demilitarisering them. Seriously, the uplifted them, threw them directly into one of the largest wars in galactic history, and them just left the to their own devices afterwards. Salarian ingenuity at its best.
>>240666948As they said it was desperate times
>>240668346You'd think they would just create a biological weapon to quell the Rachni numbers.
If salarians are so smart why didn't they made rachni infertile?
>>240628183Very Strahovski looking.>>240628678Civilian population? Sure. Even some mercs ... Blood pack, Eclipse, not much else, though.
>>240661029Biotic got screwed in ME2 on anything above casual
>>240630120>do you think all the tali fans would still be as crazy for quarians if they were all suitless in a new game? or is the suit a big part of their fetish?The suit was nothing for me, it was her accent, how she behaves around shepard (the geth dreadnought in ME3 is priceless if you're romancing her) and her body of course.
FUCK I forgot to take biotics squadmates on Samara's recruitment.
>>240671016How did you feel about her in ME1 and why?
>tfw imagined Quarians looking kind of like this before ME3You know, apart from the pitch black skin though.
>>240673614They could have at least made something like this bringing in some cancer from /tv/
-I was born in London?-Really?
>>240674114Please do not remind me of Mars needs moms.
You and your waifu are out, having karaoke night. What does she sing to you?
>>240675715(Don't Fear) The Reaper
>>240675715It's *you're waifu* faggot
>>240675715>Queen - Who wants to live forever (Liara cover)
>krogan can't be civiliz-
>>240664723Thank you,space senpai!Does anybody have that link for the youtube asmr reading of the art book?
>>240676413I was thinkinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXg5pOF2PvYIf she was feeling cute, orhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60negukif she was more sentimental.
>>240666892Just tell them that all girls have cooties.That,and that alone,kept me from breeding.
>>240676736you're welcome, my man!
>>240675715>I'll never get drunk with Garrus and sing Bang Bang Boom with him till dawn
>>240679230And they just used that thing from The Contact
>>240679590wow a fucking gyroscope, so innovative
>>240681789Geth circuit swastika is the best
>>240670860Jack is useless on higher difficulties.>>240671642THANKS BRO!,I've been working out a bit.Just parking my car a it farther,when I walk up stairs I got three (3) up two (2) down.And every morning I do either one sit-up or one pushup,that depends on if I wake up on my back,or my tummy.
>>240640751I do.Whats the worst that can happen If I post my name?You guys will make fun of my name,but whats the other than that...ALSO:Galactic readiness carries over from pc to ps3,but not character levels and items.(I did start te pc way later than ps3 tho.)
>>240676606To be fair,that is a threat.Imagine a happy redneck suggests you go fishing with him vs a mobster suggests that suggests you should go fishing with him.Case 1,you say,well this has been fun,but I got children to get back to,mind if we wrap this up?Case 2 PLEASE! I GOT CHILDREN! LET ME GO HOME TO THEM!
going to bed, hope you're alive by tomorrow meg
>>240685509The moment you fall asleep,we all die.SWEET DREAMS! murderer
If you don't post in this thread /meg/ will die in your sleep
ah fuck I'm too lazy to set up party configurations for my guys in DAO
>>240686940I only ever configure the ones I'm gonna use. Just like in ME.
>>240675715I would never have anything to do with karaoke
>>240688347It's just a lot more with the tactics/behavior in this and having a lot more abilities.
>>240681789Binary-Helix looks oddly familiar. I recall Saren owned stock in that company. Was a major shareholder.
>>240688347word.Then later on your "new" guy levels up 5 times!>>240688826Had a pic of garrus doing karaoke,can not find it."Time to wreck shop,so shop I wreck.All targets dropped,and systems checked."And he is waving his hand in the air,as if he just doesn't care.
>>240688826She coaxed you into it.
>>240675715King Missile - Detachable Penis."She" thinks she is winning me over,I think I convince my guy friends that "she" is not.Only MT related song I could think of.
>>240689862So who is "she"?
>>240692768I really wish they hadn't made Sheps ass so big in 3. It looks ridiculous in casual clothes because her waist is so small but her hips aren't wide enough for the small.
>>240640751I play.Lets find out what happens when you share your name.JiveTurkeySucka.I don't play often,am sleepy but if you want,I will not share your name.
>>240699896Well I though I would get an immediate response.
>>240699896Not even sure how to invite fellas?
>>240697943*for the smallI meant to type ass. I have no idea how that ended up as small.
>>240698227That's a mod though, right? Right?
>>240698227Just today,Miri died in my game.That never happened before.
>>240701343She dies if you don't meet her over comms in that spectere HQ or whatever
>>240689195You underestimate how stubborn I am and besides, Admiral'Xen would never debase herself like that. She might hack the mechs and any geth around to sing though...
>>240698227That's just silly.
10 minutes and already on page 9.
>>240704392I don't know man. ME3 gave everybody breasts that were twice as big (except for femshep who's a flat chest). I had to make sure.
>>240707703I know Liara's got bigger but who else?
>>240642170wtf does being Talimancer have to do with foot fetish? Wouldn't her weird alien feet put foot fetishists off? I don't see breast guys going crazy over turians' fringes.
>>240708178Ash. Her boobs were definitely not this big in ME1.
>>240708870Oh wow, I never realized. I thought it was bad enough they let her hair down and put her in high-heels with open-chest armor. Goddamn, I'm not remotely any kind of feminist but holy shit did they drag the character through the trash.
>>240709119Sorry Ash, Miranda's milkies are still the best.
>>240709510Ash is some mutt. She'd be hotter if she was white. Still too masculine though.
One is a respectable soldier. The other is a bimbo.
I like ME3 Ash.
>>240711173I hate my tiddies
>>240711173You have no taste.
>>240701994I swear I did.I negotiated her sisters release,then Miri launched the man through the window.He only screamed for a moment,dude was dead before he made it through the window. Then Miri died.In front of he sister.I've played this game so many time before and this never happened.
Ash has loved the stars to much to be afraid of the dark,JERK!
>>240711374Did you warn her about Kai Leng? Give her access to Alliance intel earlier? Did Thane live? A bunch of factors determine if she lives or dies.
>>240711613>combat boots with high heelsI fucking HATE that shit
>>240712813If you prefer ME3 Ash to ME1 Ash then you have no class.
>>240710813Default ME3 Ashley should have been an unlockable appearance if you romanced her in ME1.
People who think ME1's weapon selection was superior to ME2's are fucking delusional.
>playing ME2God Samara's loyalty mission is so good. She's in so much pain but she threw away her self-interest years ago and doesn't dare let that pain compromise her duty. Killing Morinth is for the greater good. The worst part is that she loves Morinth.
>>240716825I don't care for her as a character.
>>240716825>not saving morinth and dying by fucking her
>>240717446Should have been able to bring Morinth with you to the end of ME3 and you two mind-meld as the Citadel explodes
>We are building a team of specialists for... no particular reason. We don't know what is beyond the Omega IV relay. So we don't know who or what we'll need. We don't know what we'll do when we get there. What if instead of one Collector Base there were ten of them? It's not hard to resolve this gap in the story-telling but ME2 never bothers.I have an idea or two about how to resolve this. Early in the game TIM should tell us that Cerberus has analyzed records of the Collectors over the centuries and believes there is only one vessel and so it probably docks with just one station. This is shaky and vague but TIM is confident a small team that slips beyond the Omega IV relay can neutralize whatever operation they have going on there. Then later in the game, after EDI is unshackled, we discover that TIM actually has modern, recent recordings/scans of the Collectors because over the last few years he has actually been selling humans to them. He did so precisely so he could get some technology from them and spy on them, eventually they caught on to what he was doing and what his long term plan was (destroying them) and they became actively hostile to one another.
>>240718227is morinth even in me3? i cant remember.
>>240708773The DaroXen poster used to constantly post Quarian feet, that's why
>>240720709She writes some emails in ME3 and later a Banshee is named after her.
>>240720120I mean...It is perfectly reasonable to gather experts in multiple fields so that when you do get to this unknown realm you'll hopefully be ready for anything. At the very least you're learning about the collectors and researching throughout the game.
Why does every loyalty mission in Mass Effect 2 revolve around mommy, daddy, or general familial issues?>Miranda's daddy is out to get Oriana>Jacobs dad is fucking crazy>Thane is a bad father>Samara is a sad mother and has to kill her daughter>Mordin has to confront a former, young teammate. Mordin is like a grandpa fighure to this dude. Learned everything he knows from him speech.>Tali's dad is fucking stupid and Tali pays for his sins>Grunt has no mommy or daddy so you become his mommy or daddy in the R I T U A L>Jack's is about bombing the place her cerberus daddy's and mommy's raised her in>Legion's is about either converting or destroying his estranged cousinsThe only one's that aren't like this are Garrus's, Zaeed's, and Kasumi's.
>>240721117What experts? Mordin and Okeer make sense. Nobody else does. Why do I need Samara or Thane or Jack or Garrus? Zaeed and Kasumi are just mercs, so they were bought. Why do I specifically need a quarian engineer?Again, what if we went beyond the Omega IV relay and there were ten bases there? Or what if there was a whole planet there with a fleet to defend it? How would the Normandy destroy a planet?The Suicide Mission and the plot would make more sense if TIM actually already knew exactly what was there and how to neutralize it and thus he picked Shepard's squad.
>>240721559I care about neither. >>240721665Some writing directive, I'd imagine. Games do that sometimes. Play Fallout 3 and note how many of the quests in the game revolve around lost parents.
>>240722227My guess for ME2 revolving around family probably has to do with the bible. ME2 is constantly making allusions to it.
>>240722416Odd that Shepard's background doesn't come up more in ME2. Or any of the games besides ME1.
>>240720873but you do kind of meet her sisters dont you.
>>240723084Yeah but you don't see Morinth. I don't see why it was so hard to just record Morinth's voice actor. You can still use Samara's model. Morinth would just go to the Monastery for different reasons (to set her sister's free).
>>240724061yeah. they could have at least slipped her into the monastery mission some how.
>>240724061>>240724292Would be a nice bonus because few people picked Morinth but Morinth would have no reason to kill herself. So you'd get her and her sister as assets. Morinth can use her abilities to recruit even more people to your cause (she once ran her own cult). Very immoral person, but you are putting her to good use as long as you don't mind meld with her.
>>240724412plus shes cute.
>>240725392She's more interesting than Samara. Kind of a shame that Shepard can't meld with her and survive though. I'd like to see how she'd react to a real companion that she can't control and who can actually survive her melding.
>>240724412i would play a game where morinth (or jack) was the main character and you experience their travels around the milky way. it would be good to seduce and kill your victims as morinth throughout the galaxy.
>>240726010>I'd like to see how she'd react to a real companion that she can't control and who can actually survive her melding.that would have been a good twist. missed opportunity on their part. i always preferred morinth to samara but usually choose samara on a paragon playthrough.
>>240726143Likewise. Several squadmates could easily star in their own games.>>240726440Yeah, ditto. Samara is just not very interesting to me.
>>240727000theres so much potential for future games in the mass effect universe. its a shame bioware is so shit now.
>>240728079>Garrus leading his team on Omega>Zaeed's various adventures>Stealth game with Kasumi and her boyfriend>Stealth (murder) oriented game as Thane>Wrex's various adventures>Anderson surely did some interesting shit between Revelation and ME1>Game where you play as Miranda prior to ME2>Jack's life of crime and violenceThrow in a Freelancer game, a Battlfield type multiplayer game, and an RTS.
>fatass assitant manager wears her nasty N7 hoodie to work every day>tells me about how she used blue and pink xbox controllers to do her baby's gender reveal>introduces me to her daughter>"this is Liara">mfw this bitch named her kid after her blue lesbian waifu
>>240728323Friend of mine named his kids after Star Wars. He chose sensible names though.
>>240728582ELAN SLEAZEBAGANNO or THERM SCISSORPUNCH?
>>240728240id play all of those. and theres aria, TIM/cerberus, mordin and more i cant think of at the moment.
>>240728582Beru and Owen?
>>240728582Kylo and Rey?
>>240728582>He chose sensible names though.jar jar.
I want to break the one rule of omega
I guess red cars are in trend on Illium in 2185
>>240728079C-SEC based detective game when?
>>240729986Automated taxi service most likely
>>240730102"Papers, please! Citadel"? Whole day of being accused of racism.
>>240728746A game where you lead a small Cerberus team and make them look competent would be nice. The STG would be cool, too.
>>240730412I'll go easy on the femquars on pilgrimage if they let me fell 'em up.
>>240730574Good thing they probably don't have STDs.
>>240730574Why would you want to feel up a bag of shit and piss tho?
>still can't romance any (good) aliensName one (1) good reason.
I've done it. Andromeda is downloading. May God have mercy on my soul.
>>240733151tfw no elcor gf
>>240733547Elcor!Krogan!Hanar!Volus!So many neat aliens, but we're stuck with the bisexual blue man group, and Garrus!
>>240733539i got it cheap and gave it a playthrough. the combat is ok but the writing and everything else is a downgrade from former games. one tip: do the vault missions on each planet first to make it more habitable. makes exploration more fun and less of a chore.
>>240733764>volustfw no jersy shore yenta volus gf
>>240733826>writing and everything else is a downgrade from former gamesRGB
>>240734281>RGBblocked from memory.
Anyone else annoyed that you have to be rude in Mass Effect 2 when speaking to the Illusive Man when wanting paragon points?
>>240737431i actually kind of like that being a dick can sometimes get you paragon points. the other day i was doing miranda's loyalty mission and i did the renegade interrupt on the merc leader and snapped his neck and it gave me 7 paragon points.
God, I wanna FUCK Kesh's cloaca!
Daily reminder that Regina's femtur design was better than Bioware's.
>>240739690But the Illusive man is bro tier nice to you
Are there any must have mods for the first game?
>>240749982he's only bro-tier nice to you because he's using you.
>>240711774>combat boots with high heelsIt makes her butt look better so you have no choice but to follow her into combat.
>>240750158Not really but nice head canon, rape slut
>>240719416Is that DLC?
>>240751508The cut content
>>240721559When I opened that I honestly closed my eyes,turned m head and had my hands covering the screen.Everything turned out alright!
>no Tech Armor in AndromedaFor what reason?
>>240752607I remember enemies having some
>>240752747>random drug addict kicked off the Nexus can use Tech Armor>the fucking Pathfinder, master of every skill, can't
Is there any other country which history was described in the game?Also Canadians who wrote this seem to be mad or at least salty.
>>240721665You are reeeeeally stretching the narrative with Mordin, Legion, Grunt and Jack as examples.
>>240728240>Garrus leading his team on OmegaI'm reading a god tier fanfic about this right now and honestly you could do it. You could so do it. He had a team of eleven afterall, not including himself.
>>240753406How? It's not showing up in any of the lists. I just started, so maybe that's it? Is "Unknown" going to be Tech Armor?
>no batarian bladed armor in Andromeda
>>240754125>no batarians in Andromeda
>>240728240I want a co-op game with Jack and Miranda, where Miranda helps Jack find the people that staged the attack on Grissom, because Jack wasn't gonna let Cerberus praying on her kids slide and Miranda has to help her, because she cut a deal with Hackett, to help alliance clean up the remaining Cerberus cells, to earn back some Council credit after the Citadel coop. Plays like Army of Two, drop in/out couch co-op, local and online. Jack's playstyle includes heavy use of Biotics, think Starkiller in TFU, and close range, high impact weapons, while Miranda is more long range, self buffs and combo setups. Bantz, womance and the occasional allusion to lesbianism, which is just played off for fun, Takes place around many hubs, like Ilium and Noveria, which Miranda will be more acquainted with, Omega and the Hanar homeworld, where Jack will be more familiar with and the two different faces of the Citadel, courtesy of both. As a post game mission, Liara informs them that Shepard has gone missing and they have to find him. Tracks lead them to a luxury hotel, where they find Shepard naked and cuffed to a bed. The girls look at each other, smile, walk towards the bed ... and it fades to black I want this game, Bioware. Give it to me, or I swear to hire people that will. Fanbased, for free.
>>240754276They actually added two batarians in the MP lmao
Random pic post,yo.
>>240754289Wait that spoiler sounds famiiliar
>>240756208Sucks being a kroglet.
>>240720120>Then later in the game, after EDI is unshackled, we discover that TIM actually has modern, recent recordings/scans of the CollectorsEvery time,EVERY SINGLE TIME I think "Who is this Tim fella? I played this game so many times,how do I not know?"Just for a moment.
>>240756407He's a friend of admiral Teaboard.
>>240756236You dreamed it too?
>>240733151What did you want to put your dick into?
>>240737431Yeah, ME2's dialog system encourages you to stick to one path and one path only. I'm more annoyed though that when I kept the Collector Base I am forced to still speak to him in an antagonistic manner when all throughout the game the Renegade dialog has been civil and cooperative. Why can't I just say, "Yeah, this is a huge asset. What's next?"
>>240750158He's using you in no way different from the Council and Alliance. You are a military asset. A grunt. Let the smart people make the decisions while you carry out the missions.
>>240753070Canadians in general seem to have shit-tarted opinions about politics
>>240757235I want Wrex to Wrex my pussy.
>>240753698>>240753406>multiplayer onlyFor. What. Reason.
>>240759125>>240758721Well okay, I really shouldn't judge. I apologize. Go on. Get your pussy wrecked by Wrex. I think you'll regret one day but who am I to stop you?
>>240760009You talked yourself into it, huh? It's okay. It's easy when you realise Krogan put a lot of importance on caring for female mates, meaning they're all super submissive in bed.
>>240722135I wish somebody would answer this guy,just to hear discussion.Also,about to finish ME3,Just started the Anderson apartment part.I've played this so many times.Is the "keep it casual" vs "Let's drink until we do damage" the only thing that makes a difference?I did the chin up/pull up challenge vs Vega I won I watched Garrus and Zaeed plan defensive mechanisms. Tali describing warp core,er ezzo engine sounds ( can not find youtube links,pls hlp.) What did I miss? Other than Traynor in the pool.Liara my grill.Tali has a home. :)Krogans can have babies.I caught the two engineers kissing. :)Tali got drunk and made fun of Javik. You like Liara. NO! You do! Only Kinda You like me!
>>240759535Those are taken from the singleplayer.You're missing something.
>>240760767Don't fuck with me! The Wiki said it's not in singleplayer!
>>240760621No, I just figured I shouldn't be so negative to people and should encourage positive discussion instead. Especially when I have my own fucked up fetishes. >>240760693>I wish somebody would answer this guy,just to hear discussion.I could answer my own post. I already have my own outline for how ME2 should have been written that makes more sense and uses the characters better. However, I don't want to discuss things with myself. Tali seems like she's really obnoxious when drunk. I've known people like her. They were pure hedonists. It's repulsive.
>>240763131>Asari make babies mentally>this means they have no need for sperm>that means an azure isn't designed to take dickIt must be weird for them. Before they found other space fairing races, do you think they got pregnant from beastiality often?
>>240763780>azure isn't designed to take dickThey pop the kids out of it so it still has to be a meaty tube that can stretch.
>>240760693>Tali will never get drunk and tease you for having a crush on herI'd blush and deny it.
>>240765391>wanna date Tali>don't wanna see the picture of her without her maskTough choices, as always.
>>240765881It's easy to mod the game and replace that picture with anything.
>>240764306>a meaty tube that can stretchThat's literally every orifice.
>>240766124>mod supportOh, I wish. But, we can't all have Fallout 4 and Skyrim's console modding.
>>240753698Doesnt the sentinel profile have a passive form of that? I never played andromeda (still) but I would pick one. Probably with overload, throw and the new shield thing they have. Thats only one tech combo (no warp in SP this time) so maybe the pathfinder profile is better to have more weapon damage along with the shield and tech combo.Whats the best general all purpose weapon the game has? The equivalent of an armor piercing/see through walls scope lightweight mattock or raptor?
Andromeda 2 fucking when?
>>240767767Anthem takes place in Milky Way and you play as people who return from Andromeda thousands of years later
>>240767960Blah blah blah einstein, speed of light/time travel BS, blahblah, time passed slower on the milky way and then some shit portal is built and you play with some character of your own between both galaxies alongside both Shepard and the other fags.Pick a crew of your own, have two main quests and fuck around doing all you want.which will never happen because EA and PC games are seen as a loss these days
>>240768964I would pick Javik and Vega. Too much bantz.
Just a nice scenery
>>240769268>VegaI'm not very far into 3, but he seems like shit. Does he get better?
>>240769669Hes a good tank and has incendiary ammo which is brutal with a high rate of fire weapon and intermitent explosions. Javik on the other hand primes biotic combos left and right.Funnily enough they are both quite good but I only pick them for the actual lines.
>>240769669He's not shit, just bland.
>>240770000>caring about team comp.Nah, just pick your paramour and a really cool person.
>>240770634I literally never use teammate powers and neither do I issue them controls of any kind. They are actually good by just letting them go. Those two fags I mentioned give the best bantz.
How are teammates on andromeda? Which have the best bantz and which are the lewdest?
>>240771107Peebee likes to make lewd jokes, but that's it. All the aliens have the best lines, as usual.What's the opposite of bantz? That's what Liam says.
>>240771107PeeBee + Drax are the best
>>240727947geth pls leave.
>>240728582His kids name is IUsedToThinkItWasNeat ButNowIDon'tCareEitherWay Johnson?
>>240729673tfw she only tells that rule to you and not the fren you brought with.
>>240772598The subjects discovered the source of the stimuli, shut it down. Shut it all down.
>>240772802If you brought Mordin he broke it already.
>>240736417That makes sense.Break the suit/shell.Then...eat the...ok that should not have made sense.
>>240738708Best ending!>>240746381Do you all think Wester would love this pic or would he call this poster Umm...rude
>>240773227>no Elcor teammate>uses tech powers>has turrets mounted on their back>recites poetry relevant to the missionWould that be kino, or would that be kino?
>>240773631>no Hanar teammate>pistol expert>can hold about three small guns in their tentacles>combat skills, as well as biotics for extra punch
>>240750053ALOT.Thats the name.Also I got drunk and I THINK I installed it,haven't played ME1 again yet,is it obvious if I installed it?Is there a message or header that says what I installed?>>240773861
>>240774340oh?>>240773861Classy is fine too.
>>240766124Modified this further.>>240767181Sorry you are on console.
>>240773628>implying that's Western
>>240775702You just posted "ye olde team 3.png"
>>240769320Butt getting a little plump. Needs more exercise!
>>240753070Did not know that Canadians are capable of getting salty.
>>240753070>President Kaitlin Cheungcringe
>>240758721What a self esteem drop if I saw my very realnot at all realgf post his.
>>240776521It's gotta happen sooner or later. 2150 sounds about right.
>>240776521>>240776726Also In the Codex entry about the Locust US president was called Enrique Aguilar
>>240766503Can you put this gif in the picture?I don't know how.
>>240770634Not caring about them quads...
>>240771107PeePee and Cora
>>240776521In Mass Effect lore all humans are shit-skin goblinos. White people are pretty much extinct. Albeit, for some strange reason Bioware seems unwilling to design every human character to have brown skin, black hair ,and brown eyes. Go figure.
>>240777207>Enrique AguilarME is really just only about dancing,and a president by that name definitely knows how to dance.
>>240778147Didn't MEA need a patch to make light skinned people?Even to make like skinned asians?
>>240778147Correction: In a twitter post by someone working on ME: Andromeda. Your fetish only exists if you consider Andromeda to be Canon.
>>240778575No, read the books you idiot. Globalization mongrelized humanity as race-mixing became dominant and recessive traits mostly disappeared. We discussed this a few threads ago.
>>240778868A twitter post isn't a book, fuck off.
Remember, it's Linux's Year!
>>240779090No, I mean it's in the books. This shit wasn't invented for Andromeda. It's been there since the first novel was released before ME1 came out. Mass Effect is a progressive dream. Mexicans and Chinese rule North America. Europe is blacked.
>>240779495That's what they meant.
>>240779695>Mexicans and Chinese rule North America. Europe is blacked.Yet strangely the in-game humans are mostly white. It's almost as if there's a discrepancy between the side lore and what's actually happening in the games, which can only be attributed to Bioware being fucking inconsistent all the time like with Cisquisition's bloody Qunari and shit nigga.
>>240780267>attributed to Bioware being fucking inconsistentOr they stll have some taste and know not all people would enjoy the game full of le 5.6% faces.
>>240780267I think Karpshyn wanted his progressive fantasy but the designers realized a game with only brown people wouldn't be very appealing.
>>240777385This guy used to have a website named something likeTheSaxGuyFromLostBoys.com
She has a runny nose.
>>240722135So, Mordin and Okeer make sense as people we'd want to recruit for going after the Collectors. However after that things are too vague as we grab combat specialists and an engineer. We should be getting people who already have some kind of connection to the Collectors.Liara should have been a squadmate in ME2. When we learn of the Omega-IV relay we'd have motivation to go and grab Liara from Ilos, where she'd be studying the Conduit. We would want to use her expertise to see if we can figure out how to get access to the Omega IV relay. Liara uses her knowledge to find the derelict Reaper. She is also the person who analyzes Collector specimens form Horizon, with Mordin, to determine they are former Protheans. This knowledge can further be used to apply everything known about the Protheans to exploit weaknesses in the Collectors and/or figure out ahead of time what might be beyond the Omega IV relay. Rather than recruiting Tali, we should recruit a quarian exile. This exile was expelled for conducting experiments on live geth in an effort to learn to control them. Offered support from Cerberus to complete their work, this exil also joins with the promise that they will be able to study the Collectors. Their motivation is to take all this knowledge back to the Migrant Fleet and get their exile over-turned. Oh, and as well, Okeer shouldn't die and we should get him instead of Grunt. Grunt is kind of fun but he has no real connection to the mission, or anything else for that mater. Okeer is way more interesting and relevant. We should be sent to recruit Morinth, with Samara interfering to stop us. Morinth was hunted by the Collectors and even managed to escape from them. She has seen the inside of a Collector vessel and was able to use her dominate on them, giving her vital intel on the Collectors. If we recruit her instead of Samara, we gain lots of valuable insight into the Collector's minds and their leader's.
>>240781826Quarians have windshield wipers in there masks.FACT!
>>240783346>If we recruit her instead of Samara, we gain lots of valuable insight into the Collector's minds and their leader's.>>>>Anonymous 01/12/19(Sat)17:45:22 No.240784256▶> >>240781826> Quarians have windshield wipers in there masks.> FACT!Stopped reading there.That's right,stopped reading your post afet the next post!
>>240784662One of the reasons to go after Morinth rather than Samara is that then the choice you make between the two makes more sense. Morinth is your goal and she has valuable information, but she's a horrible person. Samara interferes and is a good person, but less useful to the over-all mission in the strategic sense. You can be a moralfag and grab her instead of Samara, deciding that Morinth is too evil to be worth it, intel be damned. Morals > Pragmatism.
>>240784256Her mask is broken. When she sneezes she's gonna spray you with her snot!
>>240784959Samara is paladin.Every team needs one.
>>240785102>she's gonna spray you with her snot!Like life could ever be that good.Fiction can only go so far.Too you sir,I say Good Day!Olde tyme duel words
>>240778147They only say somewhere that blue eyes are considered a deficiency due to light sensibility and overall fragility and that they are rarer but they dont mention skin color anywhere. We dont even know if theres gen manipulation besides that krogan shitter that was taken from the tank. Theres also, obviously, implants which could act as a sort of more advanced deus ex tier augs (artificial eyes).
*dumps smoll in your path*
Games like Mass Effect and characters like Ashley and Femshep have deluded most people in the West, many of whom have not seen a day in uniform, that the female soldier is viable.Most women dont see the military as military but instead another shot to prove women are equal to men.And just like everything else, they cant do the job as well, so they throw a tantrum to get as many exemptions and passes to make the job possible for them. Because - shocker - men and women are not equal.
>>240776340Why are dykes always the hottest and most provocative? Holy shit.
>>240786928And then OH NO!
I always choose destroy,I always feel bad,but that is what I have to do.
Wrex best boi
>>240785527>>240785102>>240781826Considering they are always wearing helmets, quarians probably don't have an ingrained reflex to cover their mouth or noses when they sneeze or cough. Ironically, they themselves would be quite guilty of spreading disease and contaminants when not in their suits. Very unsanitary people.
>>240786587>hey only say somewhere that blue eyes are considered a deficiency due to light sensibility and overall fragility and that they are rarer but they dont mention skin color anywhere.Yes they do. Read the books.>We dont even know if theres gen manipulationRead the codex while you're at it.>>240786802Yeah, but it's fiction. What are ya' gonna do? I think Joker being allowed to serve is way worse. At least Ashley is fit and she has the right mindset even if she could use an extra lb or two of muscle. >>240787146Don't hurt him, I like cats! >>240788142Who cares about robots?
>>240791285Do humans fuck a lot with asari in the books?
>>240791285Don't worry,about>>240787146.They both end up taking a nap in a sunbeam.Then they take turns walking across your keyboard.
>>240791748In my experience,humans do not fuck at all.
>>240791748Asari are pretty popular in the books. One character ponders that he could never go back to human women after fucking an asari. >>240791918CUTE!
>>240787146>>240786928So, if I had the magic cupboard from "The Indian and the Cupboard" and I put a Tali action figure in there, making her come to life... would she have a fully fleshed out backstory? Like I started grilling her for the story of her life would she know things about it that have never been written down in Mass Effect canon? 'cause Mass Effect doesn't REAL. Or would Tali eventually realize she is a character from a video game and that her universe is not real and she isn't either?
>>240792952That preacher of omega shooped into the Westboro Baptist Church leader saying that the "fag infested earth is burning" lool
>>240793017Yes my anon,and she would tell you about her Florida vacation.