Haven't played XC2 yet but isn't Pyra meant to be some super ideal wife to the point her body feels warm?
Fuck Samus, Marry Rosa and Pyra, kill emo bitch
>>477647847Marry Pyra. Fuck Pokemon girl and Samus. Tharja has to die unfortunately. Her dark magic does not belong in this world.
>>477647978Oops, it's fuck 2 not marry 2. What am I, muslim?
>>477647972She is prime wife material.
Anyone who doesnt kill Tharja is a massive c u ckold
Fuck goth and red Marry metroids gfKill pokemon
>>477647847Fuck Rosa, marry Rosa, kill the rest.
I actually like tarja for her hair and face more than her body
Fuck Samus & Pyra. Marry Tharja, Kill Rosa
>>477647847fuck Rosa and Tharja, kill the xenoblade bitch, marry Samus of course.
Fuck Tharja and RosaMarry HomuraKill Samus
>>477648151It's her personality you'd have to worry about.
>>477648113Then fuck Rosa and Samus, kill Tharja, marry Pyra.
>>477647847kill fuckmarry fuck
>>477648179> Killing Pyra when she's the hottest Nintendo character everImagine having taste this bad
>>477647978fucking based my fellow man of culture
>>477648263she isnt even the hottest girl in her own game, fuck she's not even the hottest of her own self
fuck tharjamarry noire
>>477647847Fuck Samus and Pokemon girl, Marry Pyra, Kill Tharja
Fuck Rosa and HomuraKill TharjaMarry Samus
>>477647847>blonde bimbo>autistic trainer>muslim girl>red-haired titty monsterI think I'll pass.
>>477647847Marry RosaFuck SamusFuck PyraKill Tharja before she kills me
>>477647847Fuck Rosa and Pyra, Marry Samus, kill shitharja
>>477648575>>red-haired titty monster>I think I'll pass.faggot lol
>>477647847This is actually quite complicated. For one, Pyra has many qualities you would want in a traditional wife, Samus is canonically obsessed with babies and will want you to impregnate her ASAP, and while Tharja seems like an easy choice to discard for wife potential, she's a loyal wife (albeit questionable behavior as a mom).I'll marry Samus but only if she's the cute version from Brawl. Fuck Pyra and Tharja because I'm a titty fag and poor Rosa is probably the smallest of the four. I'll make it painless.
>>477648123Yeah pretty much
Marry Pyra. Kill Samus for her crimes against innocent tube-loving people. Keep my hands off the other two, as I am a loyal husband to my precious Pyra and not some disgusting philanderer.
>>477648683>he thinks he'll get away with pumping and dumping tharjain for a world of hurt my man
Fuck TharjaFuck TharjaFuck Tharja
Kill all, Marry Nia
>>477648871this but also marry
>>477648856I assume that when you make you choice the others will just go back to the vidya dimension otherwise a giga chad would just pump and dump all four with neither marrying nor killing anyone.
>>477648947B A S E DASED
>>477647847Don't fuck a cartoon. You'll get a papercut on your penis.
>>477647847Fuck TharjaFuck RosaMarry PyraKill metroid
>>477648871Why the fuck theres so few of her SFM porn goddammit
>>477647847Marry Samus, Fuck Pyra and Pokemon girl, kill goth bitch
>>477649301Dunno about you but Metroid will be crawling when I'm done with her
>>477647847>Marry Pyra for that sweet lap pillow>Kill that hideous top left abomination>Get fucked by Samus and Goth bitch cuz they ain't gunna let me be the dom.
>>477647847>Marry Samus>Fuck Rosa and Tharja>Kill the red one
>>477648125Pokemon is already dead
>>477648947why would you Marry a female Cuck? You know she would be cool being your side bitch no-mater you marry.
>>477649368I know your pain all to well, brothersuch a good model thanks to fire emblem warriors, yet fuckall content
>>477649737Who would want to make the ever lovely, loyal, beautiful Nia as any other than the one true love, their perfect partner? What a silly jizzbrained idea. Nia is for loving and cherishing.
>>477647847Marry thisKill everything else.
>>477648123I'm going to kill Samus because blonde girls are shit tier.
>>477647847Fuck Rosa and SamusKill ThotjaMarry Pyra
>>477647847Kill pokemon girl, fuck Samus and Tharja, and marry Pyra
>>477649737Because she deserves to be main girl with nobody else to waste the affection she deserves on>>477649921This
>>477650324Garbage tier taste.Kill yourself.
by panel numberfuck 2,4marry 3 kill 1
>>477647847Marry tharja and remind her that I played as Robin, kill Pyra, fuck samus and rosa.
>>477650524Nah I think I'll kill Samus instead.
>>477647847Tharja, RosaSamusKill the literally who
>>477650129Nice try pretend lucinabroA real lucinabro would marry lucina and befriend the rest
kill,kill,kill,and kill. thots are evil and must be purged
Fuck Tharja, Kill PKMN, Fuck Homura and Marry Samus.
>>477650523soft kissable ears
>>477648636You knew he was a faggot when he didn't want to fuck Samus or Tharja.
>>477647847marry Tharja, you tasteless fucking animals.kill all the rest, because if I don't my new wife will do it for me.
>>477647847kill them all its the only way to avoid conflict, multiple choices only bring chaos
>>477650552but anon, you ARE robin!
>>477649737I never got the tears meme. Isn't it semen? Why would you even drink tears? Stupid Homura I swear if it wasn't for those giant tits...
>>477647847Fuck Pyra and Samus, Marry Rosa and kill the literal who FE emo
>>477647847Fuck Samus and Pyra, marry Tharja, kill Rosa.I don't dislike her, I'm just not into Pokemon.
>>477650709>literally who>posts a literal who from a FATLUS SMT5 never game
>>477651374finally a good opinion
>>477647847>TharjaKill.>SamusI'd like to marry her, sure, but she'd rarely be around if we were married and I also wouldn't want to "tie her down," so to speak. Fuck.>RosaAbout as generic as most Pokémon characters. She seems nice I guess but her design is her true appeal, like all PKMN protags. Fuck.>PyraShe's gentle, caring, and can cook. She's got a nice personality and I want to support her and her low self-esteem. Marry.
>>477651050>ywn never stroke them as she purrs against your shoulderI contemplate suicide almost daily because of it
>>477651248As long as she remembers that. Hate to have to play second banana in her heart to what is tantamount to myself.
>all the people choosing a teen over the literal perfect woman with bird dna, a goth gf and titty monster swordPedophiles.
>>477647847Marry Pyra and kill Tharja. Easiest one of these I’ve ever done.
>>477651487>Fuck RosaShe's like 14 nigger
>>477647847It's already in order.Fuck Rosa and SamusMarry TharjaKill Pyra
>>477651301The tears meme was because feminist where selling mugs that said male tiers. Then some e-grifting thot used it to mock Feminist and ended up getting a Job at the Escapist because the owner was Thirst.
>>477652068>escapistHoly fuck is that still around? Why?The tears meme is still stupid though.
>>477648123how? she's a slut but only for your avatar, which is you.
>>477652203I think it went out of business
>>477647847Pyra is willing to share, so I marry both her and Tharja. Rest don't matter.
>>477648871Based. But also, Based.
>>477647847Kill Rosa cause she's not only the worst pokegirl but a fucking meme now, fuck Pyra and Samus and reluctantly marry Tharja.
>>477647847>>477647847The answer is completely obvious. Fuck the pokemon cunt and Samus. Kill the FE whore and marry sweet, sweet Pyra(Homura).
>>477647847fuck Samus/TharjaMarry red haired girlKill pokemon girl
>>477647847I'll kill black hair bitch cuz I don't know who she is, fuck red hair bitch and samus, marry the loli until she turns 18 then kill her too
OP you faggot why didn't you choose her over a little girl?
>>477653541Absolutely fucking based. Wow.
>>477647847Fuck Thraja, Marry Pyra and Kill Samus because way too popular answer and the pokemon girl because she is a minor
>>477647847Kill SamusFuck Tharja and PyraMarry Rosa
>>477647847FKFMI don't hate zss but I like the other 3 more. Also Pyra is premier wife material.
>>477651421Uhh, sweaty...? Which game got a character in Smash?
>>477648263You don't have to imagine anything. You have already bad taste.
>>477652759I almost forgot that Pyra was three for the price of one.
>>477654375Why are you quoting me you dumb motherfucker? Smash has like 30 FE characters lol.
>>477654569>wasKeyword right there. At the end of 2 Homura and Hikari are two separate beings. Green is fucking dead.
>>477647847>no mythraKill Pyra. Fuck samus and Rosa. Marry Tharja and let her experiment on me
>>477654624Oh sweaty... I feel really bad that your literally who game will never get a character in Smash.
marry Tharjafuck Samusfuck Rosakill Pyra. Way too easy
>>477647847Kill PyrrhaFuck Rosa and SamusMarry Tharja And breed her for fun and children
>>477647972She is the ideal wife, yes, but her body emits heat because she is a nuclear reactor super advanced robot.
>>477647847Fuck Rosa, and Tharja. Marry Pyra. Kill Samus if it means getting rid of the tiddy suit for good.
>>477654828>>477654881Why would you want to kill Pyra?!
>>477655243Because I'm bitter as fuck over this shit
Kill Samus because she's shit and worst girlKill Rosa because I'm not a pedophileKill Tharja because yandere girls are hikikomori panderingI don't know anything about Pyra but she has big boobs so fuck her I guess
>>477655393Blame it on Rex then! It's not her fault!! :(
>>477655448And killing Pyra is the best way to get back at Rex. Sorry
>>477655549You are such a fucking cuck. Just marry Nia and forget about Rex and Pyra.
>>477655671Marrying Nia isn't an option here.
>>477653541>Marry red haired girl>Kill pokemon girlthey have names!
>>477655727Anon, this isn't about the thread anymore. This is an ntervention.
>>477655945I'm a guy who has a chip on his shoulder.
Kill Samus (no personality and barely qualifies as a character, anyone who would marry her should kill himself ASAP)Marry Rosa (she had no personality either but Pokémon Masters turned her into waifu material)Fuck Pyra and Tharja
>>477654827Again, you are quoting the wrong person you dumb motherfucker.
>>477647847Marry RosaFuck SamusKill Tharja
>>477647972>to the point her body feels warmThat's true for most people.
>>477650324You mustve been born with your tongue in your asshole to have taste this shit anon
>>477650324Samus isn't even "blonde" she is a fucking goddess.
I want to marry Rosa
>>477647847Fuck Rosa, assuming she doesn't get all clingy. Not worth killing and she seems like she'd get annoying quickly.Also fuck Pyra if I have to, though I'd rather fuck Mythra. She may seem like marriage material but if I gotta spend my life with someone I want it to be someone interesting, and Pyra has about as much personality as a plastic doll.Marry Samus, obviously. She has a clear motherly instinct, is probably quite wealthy and when she isn't working would probably be really cool to hang out with. Not to mention she'd almost certainly be the best fuck.Kill Tharja because she'd probably curse you for even looking at another woman. She's also not a very good mom.
>>477647847Fuck tharja and SamusMarry pyraKill Rosa
>>477655393>Anime clicheXenoblade 1 is way better at delivering NTR compared to this shitty overused cliche
>>477647847Marry PyraFuck Tharja and SamusKill Rosa
Marry Pyra, who gives a fuck about the rest. I wanna scald my tongue on her asshole.
>>477650129I wish Lucina looked like this
>>477659120This nigga is absolutely based
>Marry Tharja because she’s hot and a slave to my dick, also I’m into femdom. But we won’t have kids because *hits pipe* and also she’s a terrible mom>Fuck Pyra and Samus cause they are hot as fuck>Kill Rosa because I’m literally not a pedophileI’m based.
>>477647847Marry SamusFuck Rosa and PyraKill Tharja
>>477658989>Xenoblade 1>not being anime or clicheBased retard
>>477661287>I'm literally not a pedophileTharja is like 15.
>>477661645Anime Cliche and Anime is different, retard.
>>477661745>It is not anime because I say so>I don't know what tropes are>Every game from the series is totally not trying to copy popular japanese media or anime even though it is japanese itself>unironic weeb>I'm using greentextGod, I hate you faggots.
>>477647847fuck and marry samus, kill everyone else
>>477661961She is still like 15 man.
>>477662168>yes andLiterally copedilatebased
>>477647847Fuck. These are solid fucking options for me. Infact my favorites. Fuck: Samus, RosaMarry: Pyra (tid)Kill: obsessed cunt
As usual any thread that Xenoblade is casually mentioned in devolves into shitposting about it. Anyway, I WANT TO MARRY THARJA AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>477662353Now you're just retarded
>>477647847I'll use one of my fucks and mary on Tharja and kill the rest. I'll spare Samus since I like her games.
>>477661742>”Tharja is like 15”>Absolutely zero source of any kind provided>Despite her looking like an adultBased retard
>>477647847Tharja is a child abusing thot, kill her.
>>477663972I fixed the image from earlier
>>477663972>Having a childrenThats the big mistake right there.
Kill them all because waifus are a plague on the industry. Then I marry POWER SUIT Samus for being the coolest videogame protag on the super Nintendo.
>>477650129>Lucy with bigger breastsGod I wish that were canon
Kill PokemonSpare SamusKill AwakeningKill Mythra's PTSDHold hands with Haze
>>477647847Marry Sammy for her good motherly instinctsFuck hairbuns and swordgirlKill yanderefag bait
Space Bounty Hunter Lass: Fuck"Tall" Pokemon Trainer Lass: FuckSword Waifu: MarryObsessive Yandere: Sacrifice in classic mode and not reset
>>477666724>BuzzwordWhat do you expect from LWAretardredittor ?
>>477664804Anon here knows what's up, Zero Suit Samus is for fags who can't appreciate a damn good Power Suit
>>477666791I'm just content knowing I'm not a Tharjafag.
>>477666791Reddit hates LWA and any anime with cute little girls.So, counterpoint: your taste is shit and you are reddit.
>>477667026So youre saying we loves LWA ? Fuck no go back to www.reddit.com/r/littlewitchacademia or www.tumblr.com/search/little+witch+academia/recent
>>477667316Who let you out of your hole you filthy little creature? I can tell English isn't your first language.
>>477667595>Easily triggeredAh its confirmed then. if you want to stay in here, >>>/lgbt/ or >>>/trash/ is the exact place for you LWAretardtumblreddit.
>>477667729Imagine being this upset about cute witches
>>477667881Imagine having a shit taste by unironically liked those garbage anime and even shittier game version of that garbage anime.
>>477668018Didn't like the games or anime, just the movies.
>>477668107>Liking movies>Post the cancerous fanarts by anime cancerous retarded fanbasesSure, retard.
>>477668226Are you saying you don't believe I like the movies? Why would you say that?
Why did this this thread devolve into a pissing match and flame war over an anime
>>477668643Yes. I bet you have shitty tumblr quality LWA tard in your hard drive right now
>>477647847You have to kill Tharja because she'll kill you for fucking other girls. Marry Samus and fuck the other two.
>>477668708I'm just posting cute girls. You can ignore them if you want.>>477668821Your sentences are difficult to understand. If you have time to worry about pictures of cartoon girls on the internet you have time to work on your English.
>>477668994>You have to kill Tharja because she'll kill you for fucking other girlsThisTharja is a crazy bitch
>>477668708>why did this barely-vidya related thread devolve into non-vidya?Don't be retarded
>>477648123came in to post this
>>477668994Maybe Tharja can just shrink my penis as punishment.
>>477669302If she does that, she'll make it even smaller than it already is
>>477669010What a homosexual you are
>>4776693426.5" isn't that small...
Why did Nintendo/Monolith make a sword so fucking hot
>>477669353>master1200Stop saving thumbnails.
>>477669302It wouldn't be enough. At the very minimum she would blind you so you can't look at other girls and take your feet so you can't run.
All of them because they have big titties!
So does Game Freak intentionally make their girls cute for the sake of waifuing? The NPCs at GFHQ, Brendan, and all those figures don't lie
>>477669560I’m a phonechad so it all looks the same to me :^}
>>477669067Not an argument. You can understand my shitty english if you unironically liked that shitty show. Also fuck the english language anyway. My native language is better.
>>477669662Wait, so what do you mean all of them? What are you going to do with all 4? Fuck, marry AND kill them all at the same time?
Fuck Mei and Tharja, Marry Homura, Kill Metroid.
>>477669542It isn't that small.
>>477647847Marry Pyra, fuck Samus and Rosa, and I guess killing Tharja is safer.
>>477670081if you live in China maybe
>>477670594The lower the averages by two inches so dicklets don't kill themselves.
>>477647847Fuck Pyra and SamusMarry TharjaKill Rosa
>>477647847Fuck 2? Your making this too easy>Fuck Samus >Fuck Tharja>Marry Pyra (She can cook) >Kill Rosa (She is not Lorelei)
>>477647847Where's the Akira Howard option?
>>477664868shit taste, wash board lucina is best lucina
>>477647847marry rosafuck samus and tharja kill who ever that last bitch is
>>477647847Fuck RosaFuck TharjaMarry PyraKill Samus
>>477648123Marry Rosa, fuck Samus and Pyra, kill Tharja.
>>477647847Fuck Rosa/PyraMarry SamusKill tharja
>>477647847your only options are either marry tharja or kill her because if you fuck her and then marry someone else, she will kill you instead
>>477647847Marry RosaFuck Samus and TharjaKill Pyra
>>477647847Fuck Pyra twice, marry Pyra, and kill Tharja
>>477647847Marry PyraFuck tharja and pokebitchKill samusSeriously, kill that overrated ugly piece of shit
>>477651512you have to stay alive... to keep her memory alive...
>>477647847Fuck Samus and PyraMarry That's for sureKill Rosa
>>477677167Why do you hate Samus so much?
Samus needs to die, just because of that fucking moleDisgusting cancer bubble
>>477647972She is. There's a cutscene where it shows Rex's and Pyra's married life.
>>477647847Kill PyraFuck Tharja.I like Rosa more, so want to marry her, but Samus has more money, and will probably pass down crazy alien bird dna to our children, making them strong as fuck, so marry Samus, so long as she's down for children.If not, marry Rosa.
>>477676167>Implying Tharja can kill Samus>Implying Samus would let anyone hurt her man
>>477683485>Implying samus is strong when joker can kill her just by kicking her in the midriff
>>477647847Marry SamusKill TharjaFuck the others
I thought /v/ hated Pyra
Kill them all
>>477684423>Implying Tharja is strong when she didn't even make it into Smash
Marry Samus of courseFuck Pyra/Rosa and kill Tharja
>>477647847Marry Rosa, fuck Samus and Pyra, kill Tharja
>>477647847trio with samus and pyramarry my tharjakill the other overrated thing
>>477647847Fuck Tharja twice, marry her and then kill her when she hits the wall.
>>477647847Fuck and marry all 4 kill all zoomers off the planet live in a perfect world.
>>477647847>not having lucina or camilla as fe rep
>I played pokemon games for 2 weeks straight years ago)>I can't play pokemon anymoreWat do guys?
>>477647847Fuck Mei and TharjaKill SamusMarry Homura
>this thread is still up/v/ is actually good for once. We need more mommy threads.
>>477688095FUCK ME MOMMY! I'M GONNA CUM MOMMY OHHHHHHHH MOMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
>>477648123what do you have against tharja, faggot?
>>477647847marry pyra, fuck rosa and samus, kill tharja.tharja would kill you if you fucked another woman in her life, so, might as well kill her before she kills you
>>477676362This guy knows what's up
I WANNA SUCK MOMMY PYRA’S MILKERS!!!
Stop killing Tharja.
>>477647847Marry Tharja, Fuck Samus and Pyra, Kill Rosa
>>477692508When she starts treating her daughter like a human being, sure
>>477693071Parasites like Noire shouldn't be treated as humans.
>>477693404Noite is a cute girl who deserves love and affection
>>477647847Fuck samus twice, marry samus, kill samus.
>>477694106She's subhuman, no, below that even.
>>477665084Based, best Torna girl
>>477665364I should have recognized this gif.
>>477647978>>477648123>>477648240>>477648527>>477648563>>477648605>>477648612>>477649427>>477650346>>477651487>>477651735>>477655430>>477657374>>477658373>>477661501>>477662703>>477663972>>477666137>>477666404>>477668994>>477669145>>477676165>>477676362>>477684520Ahem, consider that, of the four choices, Tharja canonically knows body swap spells and many more spells that could be thoroughly applied to sex
>>477695254What about shape shifting or body alteration?
>>477696239inflation fetishist go away.
>>477696784N-no you got the wrong idea.I want Tharja to do this to me, https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/post/show/5897764 breast expansion included.
>>477696239Wouldn't doubt it
>>477697987That's good to know.
>>477692508Maybe OP shouln't have put Tharja as one of the options then, since she was kinda an obvious one due to known child abuse. Now if she were replaced with Camilla this would be much more difficult.
I'd marry Rosa and fug Samus.I don't know anything about the other two.
>>477647847Marry Pyra and Mythra while I’m at itFuck Tharja and SamusKill Rosa
>>477648123Based>>477647847Kill Tharja, whatever with the rest.
>>477692508I want Tharja to kill me
>>477647847Fuck Rosa/TharjaMarry SamusKill Pyra
>>477647847Kill Pyra along with every other xenoshit character
The only thing worse than Tharja are the cucks that like her.
I want to cum inside Pyra
>>477702873That's not going to happen.
>>477647847Kill Tharja, fuck Pyra and Rosa, and ___be Samus
Ahem.Kill Pyra. Fuck Tharja. Buy Rose an ice-cream. Marry Samus.
>>477647847Fuck Samus and Tharja, marry Rosa, kill pyra
>>477647847Marry TharjaKill SamusFuck the other two
>>477647847Marry the girl from the only good pokeshit, fuck the censored girls and kill pyra for ruining xenoblade
>>477647847Kill Tharja, Fuck ZSS, Rosa and Marry Pyra
>>477707092>Implying there was something to ruin
>>477705425Good choice, Samus
>>477647847Gonna take the Rosa for the kill.Then Samus, also for the kill.After that i finish up with POIRA, also kill.That leaves Tharja to get relenetlessly fucked and then married.Perfect.
>>477703003>tharja only likes MUlearn the definition of cuck, incel
>>477687125>Having a harem when Tharja is aroundGood luck with that. She'll probably kill you.
>>477694565>kill samus>as if trying to kill a highly skilled and well-trained bounty hunter will be easyShe'll just blast you on the spot with her ship if you try to fuck with her
>>477713191Tharja killing the other 3 girls, dressing like them and trying to pick up their habits is more akin to her style.