Things in gaming that makes you go "bruh">cracked game>command prompt flashes on startup
>Walking speed is slower than that of NPC you need to follow>Running speed is faster
>gets achievement for finishing tutorial
>>474136798>The npc following you always walks>You have no ability to walkI hate this so much
>sequence break the game>it knows
>>474136592Jesus Christ isn't he in his late 20s? Fuck me genetics are a bitch.
>>474140892He's not really that bald. It was for a video on the Supermega channel.
>>474140892>tall>creative>successful career & gfHe's doing fine
>>474138870Doesn't Metroid Fusion do this.
>>474136592>Enemy has a move that staggers you so hard you're guaranteed to get hit with the same move over and over if it's spammed on loop
>>474136592>command prompt flashes on startupAs a console user and not a pc user, can anyone explain why this causes such hysteria and panic among /v/?
>>474137463>achievement unlocked: "the bigger they are . ."
>>474136798Man, having this exact issue in Kingdom Come: Deliverance now. It's crazy even new games still suffer from this.
>>474141337>Fight the same boss reskinned later on>"...The Harder They Fall"
>>474137463>Gets achievement for finishing tutorial>70% of players have unlocked this achievement
>>474142723I actually have this achievement in a game where 1% of players have it.
>>474141328Because they love jumping at shadows
>lock-on looks stylish>not locking on is more effective but looks stupid
>>474143156Is the tutorial optional or what? Some cheap ass game tonnes of people have bought in steam sales?
>reload the game after letting an ally die>ally comments that they feel like someone just walked on their grave
>>474143910It's "100% completion" and, yeah, tutorial is optional.
>>474143156Jet Set Radio?
>>474136798When is /v/ going to realize this is good game designIf the npc moves at your run speed, you cant catch up if you fall behindIf he moves at your walk speed you will take forever to get there
>>474145115Eat a fat dick.Good design would be an NPC that runs as fast as you, but will slow down to a walking speed if you get too far behind.
>>474136592If that makes you feel better, an actual competent hacker would never make some shit flash for a second. If you see a cmd flash it means the crack was made by a 16 years old commie on his first attempt
>>474136592>bruh momentAt what point did you realize /v/ became the new cool reddit ?
What the fuck is a "bruh moment" and why do I get the feeling it's more niggerspeak
>>474136592>playing a sonic game>hit a spring at the wrong angle and get launched through the entire level and die
>>474146094 Its when something happens that makes you go bruh
>>474146716What the fuck is "bruh" then you dumb faggot
>>474146094its just general internet speak now like lmao and meh.we're getting old, anon
>>474146765It's what your mother said when she conceived you
teens using slang from years ago because they're braindead drones with the personality of a brick.
>>474143889>Shave off hair>Now baldHair grows back Anon.
>>474145115see >>474145619as... ugh... as RDR2 is, they got this right.
>>474137463>Into the fray...
>>474141279Fucking shao kahn in MK9. Dude could just throw hammers at you repeatedly and stun lock you. Oh and they're unblockable too, cuz fuck it.
>>474137463>out of the frying pan...
does the count?
>"drop" and "dismiss" options in inventory>hit "dismiss" on rare item>it disappears into oblivion
>boss/battle theme on youtube>"ME DURING THE TEST ECKSDEEEE" in literally every comment section
>>474136592I have this weird invisible window that's always on my desktop that is roughly the size of a command box.you can kind of see it's outline there
>>474140892He shaved his head for a bit
>>474148485Could you post your desktop wallpaper anon please?
>>474136592>Overwrite my save>I've now completely fucked my playthroughPicture very related.
>>474146716I would never say that
>>474136592>Dodge the enemy and I'm now like 5 feet away from them>Still gets hit by the attack and die
>finding out 4chan is full of zoomers who unironically use the bruh memeTrue bruh moment right here
>call friend to see if he wants to come over for pizza and play vidya>he says okay>when he comes over, we play some games on my SNES>mom calls for a pizza>play vidya for an hour or so>pizza finally comes>mom brings the pizza to the dining room table>friend looks confused when she brings two plates to the table>asks me why he doesn't get a plate>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza>he looks even more confused>says he has to go to the bathroom>mom tells him where it is and he goes>close to finishing our pizza>wonder where my friend is>think he's having stomach problems>finish pizza and go to my SNES to wait for him>see that my SNES is gone along with a couple games>the faggot stole them>never talk to him ever again
>>474136592>character has 3 big greens>they spend it on a trip to Syria instead of ice cream
>>474150293>>tell him that he was only coming over for pizza and not coming over to eat pizza?????
>>474149996>wahhh why are there people born after me :((
Nobody:Literally nobody:Not a single soul:Nu-/v/: BruhNewfags everywhere
>>474145820>>474146765>>474146805>>474149996>>474151835How about we stick to the thread topic folks
>Bruh moments>Bothering to check the front page of this shit board
>>474136592>beat final boss>there's another boss after
>>474140892He shaved his head for the video
>>474138870Does Tales of Symphonia count?
>>474148485seems like a program at startup takes too long and hangs. do you have adobe creative cloud, skype or something that auto updates at startup? maybe one of the default windows programs you never use but also never uninstalled.
>>474138870>do the Vicar Amelia skip>go back to Cathedral Ward to kill the Bloody Crow>mfw
>>474141328Because it usually means malware.
>bruhget the fuck off of my /v/
>>474149368Chad taste bruh
>>474150293you deserve it nigger