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YOU'RE TURNING HUMANS INTO GLUE
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Walk
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>>470080325
What are you going to do about it
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>>470080429
WITH A LIMP
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with
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THEY'RE TURNING DOGS INTO CHALK
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>>470080325
Brazil. Home.
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THEY NEED TO LEGALIZE GLUE!

It's got more uses besides *Mind Expandin'*
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>>470080325
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>That feel when you don't live in a place that's like Baghdad with g-strings
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Max took a .50 cal to the bicep and walked it off.
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>>470080325
>Actually being Nostalgic for fucking MP3
Zoom Zoom
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>>470080325
THEY'RE TURNING THIS GAME INTO A MOVIE
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>>470080325
unironically what did he mean by this
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>>470080584
Literally just needed some pills.
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>>470080325
GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!
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>>470080325
Welcome to the battle of Waterloo, part 2
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>>470080630
>thinking this is looking at MP3 with nostalgia goggles
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BAGHDAD
WITH
G
STRINGS
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>>470080584
>>470080692
the excuse is always "it went through clean" or whatever and you just put a bandage on it and it's all good, completely ignoring that you would be bedridden for days due to pain and risk of infection.
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>>470080325
Buttstabbing Bastard
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>>470080429
RE
SPECT
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>>470080325
I know a lot of powerful people
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>>470080846
I'm sorry anon, I'm just here to play the designated epic contrarian that shows up in every Max Payne thread and claims that only 1 was good
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>>470080932
Let's not forget that it probably would've blown his arm off entirely, but I suppose Max has a reputation for sustaining fatal injuries without a hitch.
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>>470081010
No shame in being a pain to the max
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>>470081010
cringe
true patricians appreciate every game as a good game
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The answering machine had a message

Is this the Payne residence?
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>>470081151
I'm sorry anon, I just can't get over the forced cutscenes and constant gameplay interruption
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>>470080545
Based and Xavierpilled.
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>>470081149
IT'S PAYNE! WHACK 'IM!
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>tfw you come home to find your mutilated infant daughter's corpse amidst a drug-fueled home invasion.
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>>470080630
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>>470080932
He'd been shot more times than he could remember, but that time was different
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>>470081452
Why not just make a new kid?
It's not like she'd developed much of a personality by that point, the loss of his wife must have hit him harder
To be honest I don't get people who are all broken up and sad about stillbirths or infant deaths, kids below the age of three don't even have any self awareness.
It's like if their car breaks and they cry themselfes to sleep because "All the memories they had with it/them", when it's just a fucking car
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>>470080325
best moment in the game is Max avoiding a hail of bullets and getting saved by his wife and daughters gravestone
>>470081561
lmao fucking based
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>>470081638
It's the pregnancy and labor as well. The kid is actually in the parents' minds long before birth.
But what do you know
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So what Rockstar needs to do is take MP3, remove the loading times and re-release it on PC as a remaster, maybe with a couple new levels or something.
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>>470080545
I need some stronger adhesive
>snorts tacks
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>>470081010
2 is good too but 3 is dogshit, death to rockstar
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>>470081638
Even an autist could understand the trauma that comes with finding your infant daughter laying on the floor with a bullet hole where her face used to be.
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>>470081919
Why ascribe value or personality to something that has no personality and can be replaced within the year though?
>Even an autist could understand the trauma that comes with finding your car riddled with bulletholes where the engine used to be
That's what you sound like
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>>470082087
Seeing the destroyed corpse of a loved one is traumatizing regardless of how one describes it. A child is not a vehicle. It is an extension on one's own being and, in the end, their legacy. We're naturally compelled to see the survival of our offspring. Shouldn't have to explain this.
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>>470082087
Not that anon but you're comparing a human life, and your own child to a car. Try not to slice your tiny wiener off with that edge homie
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Oh btw, your "bro" who got you into this mess impregnated me
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>>470082317
You're both ignoring my point that the child was easily replaceable by another child
Max was still very young (Mid 30s?) and could have made another couple of children if he felt like it.
Also his child was to young to even have a formed personality, which is why I compare it to a car. Most children don't even develop a sense of self-awareness until the age of two, why give a shit about them before that
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>>470082507
Christ, I genuinely feel sorry for you.
Your parents must've have treated you like shit
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>>470082454
Yeah fuck Passos and her. Literally drive into the sunset while Max is about to walk guns-blazing into a police station. Of course, it makes sense story-wise why Max would be understanding with Passos sort of fucking him over near the end.
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>>470082507
You clearly aren't a parent.
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>>470082641
Yeah they did
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>>470082507
Yeah but his mind was irreversibly fucked up beyond repair. Entire life ruined and going on a one man crusade against the City-wide mafia. You forget that some humans are not ants.
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>>470082735
Not surprised
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>>470080545
Look at me!
I'm special
I ate something fancy
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>>470082641
>>470082716
>>470082818
I'm sorry anons, you're right. I think I need to do some introspection
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>>470080325
>Sao Paolo residents
>humans
This might be the most unrealistic thing about the game
Other than that, solid 8/10, on par with 2 and just below the 1
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>>470080325
why was he so pissed off? He had personally killed about 300 of said "humans"
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