>spend 1.5-2 hours per day on train>no internet service for half the time due to being in subway>think about getting Nintendo Switch>all the good games are childrens games (Mario, Zelda, Super Smash) or indy ports for women (Stardew Valley)Can't they just make a portable console that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?
Suck deez nuts faggit
>>470075635Stay mad fag
>>470075635just build a pc already
>>470075635>he doesn't play his console on the subway
>>470075776I have a $2000 PC already. I just spend hours per week on the train.
>>470075635Spend the $1k or so and get a gaming laptop. Memes aside, you'll get a better, albeit more expensive, experience that way.
>>470075635What a useless question to ask, get a vita or smth faggot
>>470075635>playing a console made for literal toddlersHave sex
>>470075635>it's colorful and fun so its for childrendo you seriously think that games about muscle-bound army men draped in gun-metal grey and black shooting each other in the face with machine guns is for "mature" people, but mario is for babies? this is the sign of someone that is not mature at all, but wants to be. grow the fuck up and play zelda, you fag.
>>470075635Just read a book. Consoles cause cancer
>>470075635>muh mature shit for mature people as myself>video games
>>470075635Sony could but they failed with vita, so that's your only option. Switch has "mature" games like mk11, 2 doom and wolfenstein games, skyrim, la noire and shit like that. Also, if all the good games are children games and indie games are for women ,you have a problem.
Get an emulation focused handheld.
>>470075635>Can't they just make a portable console that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?No, you fucking retard. Do you have any idea at all about how technology works?
>>470075635You would look infantile as fuck playing a portable console or playing games in public to begin and playing games at home is pretty childish to begin with, you should aim to have a family and work on that instead, otherwise you are not an adult.
I like the new switch but damn there are no games on it I want to play. FUCKING WAVE RACER THATS ALL I WANT
Just download an emulator and take a Bluetooth controller with you.
>>470075635> good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?Elaborate, please.
>>470075635Save your money and read ebooks or something. You can play with your rig at home.
>>470075635assuming this isn't just some sonybro bait you could just hack it and play old games or get a vita for the same purpose
>>470076989He's a "muh graphix" retard who needs all his games to look and play like movies.
Gpd Win 2 just got a new processord for 2019. That might be what you're looking for OP.
>>470077027Vita barely has good games though, killzone is the only big boy's sony game on vita that is actually good, but without multiplayer there is literally no reason to play it, only if you care for killzone.
>>470076562I just want some blood and swearing.
>>470076562>do you seriously think that games about muscle-bound army men draped in gun-metal grey and black shooting each other in the face with machine guns is for "mature" people, but mario is for babies?Yes they are, nintendo is mostly played by anime autists that never leave their room, while chads play battlefield and gta.
>>470075635>>spend 1.5-2 hours per day on train>>no internet service for half the time due to being in subwayWhat kind of shithole do you live in where there's no internet service on subway?>>think about getting Nintendo Switch>>all the good games are childrens games (Mario, Zelda, Super Smash) or indy ports for women (Stardew Valley)If the games are good why should it matter?>Can't they just make a portable console that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?With the obvious exception of Nintendo games, most of the third party games are on other consoles. So yes, they do have games you could expect on PS4 or PC.
>>470077353>literally I am 12: The post
>>470076562>part of being a mature adult is not caring what other people think! BING BING WAHOO!holy shit thanks for the laugh.
>>470075635If you have a phone, then torrent some kinos, book PDFs, or TV episodes on there. Vidya isn't the only source of entertainment, you know.
>>470077283I said for emulation thoughthere are plenty of good vita games though, soul sacrifice and freedom wars are the first that came to my mind. p4g if you're into that too
>>470077652Not the anon you replied to, but they are not even remotely the same thing.
>>470075635All video games are for children though, so those seem like they would be right up your alley, kiddo
>>470077639I bet you're the type of guy that wouldnt by tampons for his girlfriend because it's too girly. Grow a pair faggot.
>>470077423>playing microtransactions the game in 2019
>>470076989Games with blood, bones cracking, gore, swearing. Games that don't hold back due to being for children or women.
>>470075635Still can't believe why they didn't just go with this design in the first place. It fits in your pocket and is slimmer. If they added TV out it would be perfect.
>>470077956Doom is on the switchIf you're asking for more then have sex because God knows you need it.
>>470075635That'd be $2000>why?Battery
>>470075635...it's got like Doom and Saints Row 3 you shit
>>470075635>can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PCPS Vita got close but failed immediately and miserably making it a weeb shit handheld
>>470075635Look, if you want to watch movies on a switch just say it.
>>470078178NO NO NO NO NO! SHUT UP THOSE DONT COUNT!NOT AS GOOD AS SONY SHUT UP!
>>470078178Not op but saints row 3? Fuck I didn't know.
>>470077924if my girlfriend has her period im leaving her
>>470077778Soul sacrifice is good, but with online dead it's kinda dead as well. Freedom wars is a worse monster hunter clone.>emulationWhat can it do that psp cannot?
>>470075635yeah bro, they gonna make a mini pc that you can enjoy all your latest aaa games for 200 bucks
>>470078071>No removable joycons>Tiny screen>Gigantic colored bezelsNah, it wouldn't.The point of the switch is the versatility. Remove TV out, tabletop functionality AND removable controllers, and a switch you do not have.
>>470075635Unironically get yourself a second hand Vita.
>>470077956>Games with blood, bones cracking, gore, swearingAre you 12?
>>470078376What a keeper
A lot of those ps4 games are gonna start being ported now because Nintendo is selling bigger cartridges so you won't have to download the whole game. The witcher 3 is the first of many. However the quality is generally bad in handheld mode so it depends on what kind of graphics you're willing to stomach.
>>470078432That's what I meant if they added removable joycons it would've perfect. The switch has bezelds too so dunno why you're nitpicky about that on the lite.
>>470078432>No 3d>No clamshell>Mono soundNah, it wouldn'tThe point of the 3ds is versatility. Remove 3d, foldability, AND surround sound and a 3ds you do not have.
>>470075635just get a vita bro it has actual games for matures gamers such as yourself :^)
>>470078432Then get a switch? No one is twisting your arm to buy it.
>Games with blood, bones cracking, gore, swearing. Games that don't hold back due to being for children or women.
>>470075635So many Ninfags in here defending 20 dollar indie shit games.
>>470079001Where? Are Doom and Saints Row nindies now?
>>470078869I was replying to someone claiming it should have been the original switch's design. That has nothing to do with how I feel about the lite or whether I will purchase it. Try to keep up, friend.>>470078690Respectable meme, a fedora tip for you
>>470081139Watch your kids grow up
>>470077423>chads play battlefield and gtano. chads played titanfall 2 while it was still aliveeveryone buys the newest rockstar gamelow test normies play battlefieldyour idea of a chad plays fifa, NBA, or Madden
inb4 in 2-3 years they release a New Nintendo Switch Lite, this time with a kickstand and all of the original Switch featuresHas a mini-dock too
>>470075635>mooooom the media I consume don't remind me I could be a badass bald military murderer do something I feel RAPED
>>470079001HA HA HA HA BOTW AND ODDYSEY ARE SUCH INDIE PIECES OF DOODY UP TOP MY MATURE PS4 GAMER FRIEND!!!!!!!!
>>470075635>childrens gamesPeople who say things like that have never finished a mario or zelda game.
>>470075635>Can't they just make a portable console that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?
>>470076837What a fucking bootlicker
>>470082286old ones, not the switch/wiiu ones
>>470082080They are not that good
>>470076562I hope you enjoy playing literally the same game 20 years in a row.
>>470082503I MEAN YEAH OF COURSE THEY ARE DINGUS!!!! THEY'RE LITTLE KID NINTENDIE SHITTY GAME BRIGHT COLOR FOR BABY GAMES!!! AGAIN, YOU ARE LEAVING ME HANGING... UP TOP MY MATURE PS4 GAMER FRIEND (THAAT MEANS GIVE ME A HIGH FIVE HA HA)
>>470082286They did. They finished them as a child. If youre over 20 then most likely you played all nintendo games when you were a kid. They keep releasing the same game over and over again because new generations of kids are born to play them.
Just read manga on the subway, faggot
What are the possibilities of getting it to connect to a TV with a USBC to HDMI adapter? I just wanna connect it to my capture device.
>>470082292ew that's disgusting.
>>470082602Isn't that every "mature" game as well? When's the last time COD/Battlefield/Madden/Fifa etc. wasn't just the same game with different bugs and slightly better graphics?
>>470077956Doom and Wolfenstein are on Switch. Dunno how well Wolfenstein ran, but Doom ran fine on my end from a cart.
>>470083119But it is a portable console that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC. Because it's a PC.
>>470078882he'd unironically look quite dashing if he kept much lighter facial hair. not so much that he looks like a fag, but enough that his face looks older than he really is.
>>470077956Mortal Kombat is on Switch as well
>>470075635>that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?So shit ones?
>>470075635>Can't they just make a portable console that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?Like what, anon? Please tell us some of your fav PS4 and PC games. :)
>>470082667Played both, love the series and grow up with them. Last mario/zelda games are not even among the best. Keep with the denial
>>470075635Half of those Steam indie games have come out for Switch by now
>>470083134Who said anything about those games? There are thousands of other games lots of which try something new and different every year. Same thing cant really be said about nintendo.
>>470078438SO he can play... uhm...well... weaboo games count as mature games?
>>470084013>There are thousands of other games lots of which try something new and different every year.Those games all fucking suck
Holy fuck this thread has a lot of consolewar shitposting. I have a PC, Switch, PS4, Xbox One, 3DS AND a Vita. Do know why? Because unlike you pathetic 5-year-olds, I am the Idort: The TRUE Gaming Übermensch. I want to play video games, but not just any game. No, I want ALL of the games. The real question is: why the FUCK don't you? You're not poor, are you anon? Because it would be EXTREMELY pathetic if the sole reason why you hate a specific console was because you spent all of your money on another.
>>470083810mine's about as loud as a wiiit's noticeable but not intrusive it's just this ambient white noise "hhhhhhhhhhhh"
>>470075635>Can't they just make a portable console that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?Anon, i know its dead in the west, but there is a consol called psvita
>>470084857Are weeb games mature experiences now?
>>470084919Yes if they have (Only on Playstation) on the cover
>>470084919No videogames are mature
>>470075635The switch has a bunch of games that are also on PS4/PC fucking retard.
>>470084483Bing bing wahoo.
>>470077924why can't they do it for themselves
OP why don't you post some games that you enjoy that are similar to what you are asking for instead of saying everything is shit
>>470075635Play mhgu then fag, any mh title is worth a console, the only reason I'll be buying a switch lite
>Already have a Switch>Genuinely considering buying this too so that I can play games on my commute to workThe original Switch is too big to take with me to work, it doesn't really fit in my bag once you put it in a hard case and feels kinda unwieldy when playing in portable mode due to being just a little bit too big.I'll wait a little bit to see how it comes out but it looks like something I'd want to buy. So that I have something to do other than listen to youtube videos on the bus.
>>470075635grow up and stop wanting to play with toys in public
>>470076189>>470076142How are they powering it?
>>470076562Based. Only incels and beta faggots care what games other people enjoy and use it as a measure of maturity.
>>470083662>have to redownload 22+GB every update because they were too cheap to put the entire game on the cartridge
>>47007852332GB cartridges like the witcher 3 uses were already on offer, publishers declined to use them because they're too expensive. they are newly offering 64GB cartridges as of this year, but publishers are still going to avoid using them to save money.
>>470075635>Can't they just make a portable console that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?Here you go anonhttps://www.amazon.com/Aluminum-X7-Z8750-Notebook-Handheld-Bluetooth/dp/B06XB1SX7J/ref=asc_df_B06XB1SX7J/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=343187928868&hvpos=1o3&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6709587887207238197&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1014373&hvtargid=pla-562931710937&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=68968886357&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=343187928868&hvpos=1o3&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6709587887207238197&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1014373&hvtargid=pla-562931710937
>>470075635Wait a little longer.
Honestly I kinda want oneI'm almost entirely gonna be playing Mario Maker, SM Odyssey was great but I have no reason to replay it, Super Mario Party was a hot garbage scam game, and Splatoon I usually play handheld anyway so I don't have to drag an ethernet cable across three rooms, and you can connect pro controllers so no big dealThe main draw for me is if the sticks drift or not. If they don't, I buy.
>>470077423>chads play battlefield and GTAimagine thinking that
>>470089894>$800>You could buy a PC and PS4 with that money
>>470089929>The main draw for me is if the sticks drift or not. If they don't, I buy.the reason they drift is because some shit gets under the stick.Just use an air duster and it will fix the issue.
>>470075635>good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?Thanks, I needed a good laugh.
While the ports are below the quality of the PS4/XB1, they're still alright, specially for a handheld.
>>470090737BUT IT'S NOT A HANDHEL- ohwell fuck you buy a ps4 *dabs*
>>470075635Even if you had "mature games" in public you will still look like a man child. Do something else while you're in public you pathetic loser
>>470078432the smaller screen is a good thing for 720p games
>>470078432playing with half a basedcon is fucking shit
>>470075635If you're really thinking about getting a handheld worth your money, you should get a ps vita and hack it, tons of games for the console itself + emulation for games from PSP era all the way to the SNES
>>470091987>tons of games for the console itselfYou don't need to lie anon.The vita is the perfect emulation machine and completely worth it for that.
>>470090784But I already own a PS4. Sold my Switch but will definetly pick this up because of the price. Used my switch in handheld mode like 99% of the time anyways and it has actual games now.
>>470088110It's called a generator you fuck
>>470075635>all good games are childrens games or indy ports for womenGood, suffer then you filthy useless being
>>470075635lmao what are "good games" to you. Graphics do not make a game. Mario Maker is the best use of my time. I have a pc for muh mature gaming and it just collects dust. My switch never cuts off.
>>470084529I always assume their poor That’s what the lite Switch is for poorfags so they’ll stop complaining everything Nintendo is too expensive
>>470092198generators are loud and noisy, its literally a combustion engine. pretty sure youre not allowed to use them in the tube to the point where even the other passengers will intervene.
>>470092795If you're playing Mario in public you better be 12 years old. Otherwise will people will straight up laugh in our face
>>470093997imagine actually believing this
>>470092198>>470093831Running a generator in an enclosed space can kill you of Carbon Monoxide poisoning. >>470076189 has it plugged into the outlets on the train, while I assume >>470076142 has a battery pack of some kind (wires reaching in to left hand duffle bag).
>>470093997Normies don't really care about people playing vidya in public because they are nothing to sacrifice thoughts about, they don't think about nerds they've seen longer than a minute at max.
>>470094130There's no outlets on that train
>>470094149in cities maybe, if i were to play nintentoddler games in the bus to local city, everyone in a 10km radius around my house would talk about how i play children games on my daily commute and that im a weird person.
>>470093997Imagine being this insecure. There's literally nothing childish about platformers.
>>470075635Ask, and you shall recieve
>>470075635Why don't you just read a book like a normal person, idiot
>>470077956Playing those in public is even more wrong than playing bing bing yahoo.
>>470085216Sometimes it is nice to do a favour for your girlfriend, because you love and care for them.
>>470089894GPD Win and Co. are just overpriced $300 laptops. They are fine if you want a 3DS sized emulation box.. but then again most phones can handle emulation just fine up to DS/PSP even GC at times and phones are smaller + cheaper. Smack a controller dock thingy on your phone and it's basically the same.
>>470096495Overpriced $300 laptop. The regular/1st gen GPD Win was okay, but all the Pro versions and newer models are garbage.
>>470077423>chads play battlefield and gtaNo chads play madden and NBA 2k if any video games at all
>>470097439>OverpricedNah. It's the same size as fat 3DS, is an actual one-piece handheld that you can play even standing up and is efficient enough for external powerbanks to be an effective range extender solution, laptops have better price/power ratio but they can't rival Win's portability.
>>470097883Except the GPD 2/Pro whatever was like $700+ when it released and it was no change compared to the old $300-400 model. GC emulation still wasn't possible for the most part and yeah, that's it. Everything that ran on the old Win ran on the new model and the new model didn't do anything better despite the $700 price point.If you want an emulation box get a phone. If you want Nintendie games get a used 3DS and if you want proper games get a Switch. No point in playing Witcher 3 at 15fps and 320p on the GPD Win "Pro".
>>470098236It's not for Witcher 3, it's for late 00s-early 10s games.
>>470075635>>all the good games are childrens games (Mario, Zelda, Super Smash)botw is great, I agree with the rest though
>>470075635>Also spend 2hours per day on trainI just use my laptop to play games. But only when i go home, bc train is empty at that time
>>470077423trick question. chads dont play video games. nor do they post on /v/
>>470082602So basically the exact games he was describing?
>>470083914Breath of the Wild doesn't come anywhere near topping the classics from the series, but I’ve still enjoyed the hell out of it.
>>470078432This. When I play my Switch anywhere but home, I play it on a Hori stand with a pro controller, maximum comfy. I run a couple of mouth fedora shops, and when I have to cover shifts at our less-busy shop, I can put the Switch on its stand, underneath the counter, and stand with my controller. To anyone that walks in, it looks like I'm just looking at something on my till
>>470092198Is there a generator that generates energy by fucking it?
>>470098468Would anyone really buy a $700 machine to play those games that would run on a $300 laptop? I mean yeah it's portable and a really small device too, but who is it for? People who don't want to use their phone or 3DS and are stuck on long commutes?
>spend 1.5-2 hours per day on trainDon't do this, your life will be miserable. Get a car, move closer or whatever.t. went through this too for one year, it's shit
>>470075635>indy ports for womenAutism
>>470077956Based gorehound. Bayonetta 1 and 2 are pretty violent, but it's more over the top and cartoony, still lovely though. Not sure you would want to play them on a 5.5 inch screen however. But I guess beggars can't be choosers.
>>470095093sure they wouldin your head, you insecure faggotnobody gives a fuck about you
>>470078376holy shit BASED
>>470078376based, this is why <12 year olds are the best girlfriends
Bought a laptop with a 950m for 280€ used I can play every game up until 2019
>>470078376holy fucking shit BASED
>>470075635>Can't they just make a portable console that can play good games you'd expect on a PS4 or PC?Yeah, they're called ports and the Switch is known for them.
>>470078376This is the best thing I've read this week.
Buy DOOM or Wolfenstein>they run like shit!There's your handheld AAA experience.
>>470100119Yeah one or two ports from half a decade ago that run at 2 fps. How actually fucking cucked do you have to be to buy a Switch for ports?
>>470075635Modern laptop + wireless controller?
>>470100292Called it one post above. Everyone wants a miracle out of a $200 handheld.
>>470099261You can play these games on a laptop, but you generally can't play laptop on your commute. Plus a tiny PC is a niche in itself, they also make a more laptop-like version but Win's more Blackberry-like keyboard is far more usable.
>>470100346Huge, unwieldy, no battery life
>>470096601>he says while posting on /v/
>>470093997Nice projectionPeople are too buried in their phones to even notice
>>470075635How much does this weigh compared to the Vita?I've got no girly hands but i guess anyone can get tired playing this for 2 hours straight if it weighs too much.
>>470075635>you'd expect on a PS4 or PCSmartphone.>good gamesFortnite and minecraft.
>>470100292>doom, hellblade>half a decade agoHellblade specifically runs at the same framerate that it does on consoles, 30. Doom runs at a stable 30. OP specifically mentioned games you can get on PS4 and PS4 is known for having 30 fps games, just look at Spiderman and Bloodborne.
You can just emulate the 3DS version of Mario on your phone, it's not like they changed anything for the Switch.
>>470075635Just go the emulator route.Get a chink gamepad like Flydigi wee or something, install PPSSPP, Drastic, Mupen64, ePSXe and get ROMs for whatever kind of games you like. If you have an iPhone then kys
>>470100548I have girly hands too and the weight isn't as much of an issue as you'd think unless you're going to be playing it while laying down for hours. I usually play mine propped up with a pillow or sitting upright with it on my lap and I do just fine. I honestly wouldn't mind an even heavier version with better specs and a larger screen.
>>470092795>Mario Maker>goodlol! *bing bing**1-up**wahoo!*
275g compared to Switch 398gVita 3G 279 gVita slim 219gPussy wrist
@OPI heard you talking shit about Stardew Valley in here??
>>470076189this is in Germoney
Why are Nintendo handhelds so hideous and infantile? That is my main gripe with the Lite.
>>470100892what' a good game?
>>470075635If you can get into monster hunter, MHGU is like 400 hours easy.
>>470101127they aren't you're just retarded>hmm yes my shiny vita with my colorful bubble icons are as mature as I am
>>470078376based in theory but in reality no one will ever consensually have a cute loli gf :(
>>470101209Huuh.. i think he's talking about the design
>>470101254what's hideous or childish about the Switch lite
>>470100945>The Wii U Gamepad weighs 491 gramsAnd I thought that thing was flimsy and too light. I haven't held a Switch in like a year so that's my only reference.
>>470101213If you raise her while keeping her away from retarded social norms and shit, then why not?
Why are the bezels so big? To make it retard kid-proof so they can't crack the screen to easily?
>>470101127>Ugly handles on the bottom>Shitty d-pad that looks like it's smashed inLOL
>>470101132Sekiro, Monster Hunter (World), Horizon Zero Dawn, RDR2, Resident Evil 2. All much more satisfying experiences than placing some flat tiles on a screen so you can>*bing bing*>*1-up*>*wahoo!*
>>470101304Presumably the colors, but I really don't understand why anything but solid black is seen as childish.
>>470101347Even if you're underage you still made me reply.The vita's d-pad is the best out of any console/controller from any generation.Also aren't the switch sticks asymmetrical? how the hell is that good design?
>>470101463>how the hell is that good design?Because your left thumb is on the left stick and your right thumb presses the buttons
>>470075635How about you spend that time reading/listening to shit?
>>470101361lmao all those are shitrekt
>>470101463>vita's d-pad is the best out of any console/controller from any generation.It's not. It's clicky garbage.t. own vita and play it every night
>>470101463>The vita's d-pad is the best out of any console/controller from any generation.Still worse than the DS family d-pad. COPE>Also aren't the switch sticks asymmetrical? how the hell is that good design?It works well for the 3rd person exploration games which the Switch is sold for. I use handheld 90% of the time and I've never had a problem with stick placement. In fact, I imagine having the sticks lined up symmetrically would only make Mario Odyssey and BOTW more difficult.
>have ps4>like games such as gravity rush 1 & 2, nier automata and senran kagura ev & pbs>didn't care for bloodborne and I don't like horizon zero yawn or other western shit.would I like having a switch, /v/?
>>470101209>>470101347Lmao I know you're assblasted but AT LEAST recognise that it looks like garbage compared to the Vita. It has 0 ergonomics, the screen is the exact same size as the Vita yet it's bigger overall because they decided make it a rectangle and the color makes it look like a Fisher Price toy.
>>470075635>T. Manchild playing cowadooty
>>470101710Symmetrical sticks really only matter for FPS games and the Switch sure ain't getting a lot of those.
>>470075635Unironically check out the Vita. I got over the memes and decided to give the games list a look and found way more games that I wanna try than I expected. I ended up buying a used one with a 16gb card for 140 eurobucks after Nintendo said nothing about the Switch Lite at E3 and now that they did announce it, I still have no regrets kek
>>470075635>A Portable Console that plays PS4 gamesIts better than the Vita, but no, it really cant, you cant shove all the essential parts into such a small space.Yet.
>>470101764lmao you're actually literally retarded. how many phones are shaped like the Vita?
>>470101715It's 2019 and a half. You probably know if you like Nintendo games at this point.
>>470101662>I-I don't like them anyway but I'll still beg for ports all the time!Holy shit it's like Nintenkiddies have a pre-programmed response every time they get called out
>>470077050It's more that the Switch is just incapable of running the latest releases.It's got a port of the original Dark Souls but 2 and 3 are nowhere to be seen, the reason is pretty obvious. Nintendo are 10 years behind the competition because they've been able to coast off of their popular IPs. Pokemon is the best example of this, if any other dev was dragging it's heels the way Gamefreak have been they'd have gone under decades ago, but Gamefreak are still going strong because Pokemon gets a free pass from their install base of autistic man-children.
>>470076142How long is he in the subway for, exactly?The 360 wasnt known for quick loading times
>>470075635just get a DS, has a bunch of weeb games that are cheap for an old handheld, wear headphones
>>470101876mario kart, splatoon, zelda and mario maker looks fun. other than that I basically just want a anime tiddy game machine. what do?
>>470101873Holy fuck PHONES AREN'T DESIGNED TO PLAY GAMES and the Switch can't be held like phones either because of the physical controls. How fucking dumb are Nintendo fans I actually feel pity
>>470076562This.Nintendo appeals to kids because their games have bright colour graphics and inoffensive content.Nintendo also appeals to adults because adults just want to play fun and engaging games and Nintendo generally make the best video games in the world - design and craft which can only be appreciated by an educated adult mind.The grey area is the teens and young men, who struggle with identity and maturity. They shun anything which may appear "child-like" because of their own insecurities while holding on to a bafflingly hilarious belief that video games are a medium capable of delivering deep, insightful musings on the human condition, naunced storytelling and non-cringeworthy voice acting.There's a reason why "Best Video Games Of All Time" lists are completely saturated with Nintendo titles. And tweens are completely BAFFLED by this reality.
>>470077639>not being able to enjoy any game you want because you're scared of what other people will thinkno, thank you anon
>>470102115Based. OP fucking REKT.
>>470102094>PHONES AREN'T DESIGNED TO BE HELD HORIZONTALLYhow dumb are you honestly?
>>470102127It would be fine if Nintendo fans weren't all fat fucks that shit themselves in publicBut we all know what they're really like
>all the good games are childrens games (Mario, Zelda, Super Smash) or indy ports for women (Stardew Valley)Have sex faggot
>>470102081You should probably just kill yourself for having such shit taste. Just emulate botw if you have a decent pc. Which you honestly should have.
>>470102081You want it. Stop pretending.
>>470101127>infantile>posts Vita with a more rounded and kiddy design
>he's worried about looking like a child for playing children's toysRetards nowadays barely know what books are
>>470076575>Consoles cause cancerSource?
>>470093997This is highschooler mentality. Grow up
>>470102220>Physical and touch controls are the same thing!Ok just stop responding, feel free to play your little kiddie games I won't bother you anymore, you're clearly too retarded for discussion
>>470102509it's okay anon, your rounded Vita will look super mature on the metro lol
>>470102081>other than that I basically just want a anime tiddy game machineThen why the fuck do you own a censorship box made by a californian company?Learn japanese in case treehouse fucks up some first party titty game, then buy a switch. Even if Treehouse censors some games, it's only the first-party games for the most part now (like shitty fire emblem) while snoy censors far more third party too.
>>470075635And what video games does the adult man want to play?
>>470082785Nice cancelled manga fag.
What's a good monitor for the Switch?
>>470102635benis in bagina
>>470102115Baste and redpilled
>>470101964DS2 is not on the switch only because bamco doesn't think it'll sell well because 2 is a bad game.It straight up won't be able to run 3 though, that's obvious
>>470102665Wait was it really cancelled? It says 4 volumes ongoing on MU.
>>470102604>Then why the fuck do you own a censorship box made by a californian company?I've had it since before that happened and I normally never resell or get rid of my things.>Learn japaneseSure thing, anon.
>>470102695>monitorGet a fucking TV. The biggest you can afford/fit in your space. No point in getting 4k for a Switch, so just stick with 1080p.
>>470102923I don't want a TV, I just want a monitor so I can use it as a dual screen with my other monitor.
>>470102865>>470102604I don't understand why people like you can't just stream hentai online instead of screeching about censorship. Is your porn addiction that bad you can't play a game without it?
>>470102115Cope harder Nincel
>>470103116I respect the artist's vision and enjoy playing their works with the most minimal of changes while also supporting the release of their games to a wider audience if the game has a thorough translation that doesn't creator major changes to the characterization of cast memebers in the story.tl;dr it's not about the porn, it's about appreciating art(cute girls) and ensuring authors are respected
>>470102960>Dual monitors that don't match
>>470103273>gets BTFO>has no argument or response >c-c-cope harder!lmao
>>470103280Senran Kagura is literally just porn, there's 0 artistic expression.
>>470103527Except you just admitted Nintendo's only played by kiddies and old people, you BTFO'd yourself more than anybody else
>>470101764Exact same size screen? Are you sure about that. I don't think you are.Retard.
>>470103661based 12 year old!
>>470103404My main monitor is a 27" 1440p one, its literally overkill and useless for a Nintendo Switch if your claims that a 4k monitor is also useless.
>>470103116Because I want to play a video game that has anime tiddies. Why not read a book or watch a movie instead of playing a video game? Because I want to play a fucking video game.
>>470103661Yes and one day when you grow up and educate yourself a bit, you'll understand why Nintendo are regarded as best video game developer in history.
>>470103280>I respect the artist's visionOnly when it panders to you. Dont pretend otherwise.
>>470103801Project harder. I respect artist's vision and don't buy things I don't like. There's no need to censor the things I don't like, I won't look at them anyway. Why would I want to play a work that from the group up was made as something I dislike?
>>470077956Underaged, get out
>>470075635I very recently bought a Switch, 2 days ago in fact, and there are plenty of good games on it that aren't kiddyshit.Most of them are Capcom though.By that I mean REmake 1, 0, RE4-6 are all great games, though I heard something about RE5 potentially having performance issues. I really don't expect that though since MT Framework was a godsend in good framerates for toasters.Then there is DMC1 and Bayonetta. You could also stop being a massive faggot and thinking people will care about what you play on your kids toy. People know what Zelda is and won't give a shit if you're playing the new ones.
>>470075635If the game is good, does not being the target audience really matter?
>>470103785Yeah senility tends to make people childish.>Nintendo are regarded as best video game developer in history.lol! Maybe in the 80s.
>>470078178Both run at 30 FPS max with a scaling resolution of 480-680p. Gross, man.
>>470076562Odyssey was one of the nicest video game experiences for a while. Take it from a 28 year old working in London.
>>470104506People still invoke this ZELDA game that runs 3x better on a PC ? YIKES
>>470104154So you're telling me that you bought a full priced sitch to play years old ports ? Damn Faggot you're on a roll here.
>>470104506>Ebin BuzzFeed's Top 10Oh.. oh no..
>>470104698I mean, I bought the Switch for Zelda, Smash and Dragon Quest. The ports are jut a bonus.I bought every RE port on PS4 as well. I just really like Resident Evil.
>>470104584>>470104767Literally zero argument.LOL
>>470104903Name all the Nintendo titles in this list anon.
>>470105148>Mulitplats are better because they sold more!EMBARRASSING.
>>470105557>Bing Bing is better because BuzzFeed says so!Come on now
>>470102115Hey I've been saying this you stole my talking points
>>470106417Acting gay on purpose doesn't make you an adult anon.
can you effortlessly pirate games on switch yet?
>>470075635lol can you take your PC or PS4 with you?
>>470102835I don't think so. I've been reading the raws on Niconico and they they just say when's the next chapter as usual without mentioning anything about being cancelled.
>>470076181Read a book
>>470076670honestly this. Sure the medium has become more or less an all ages thing but at the end of the day you are still just playing fucking video games. Pick up wood carving you fucking retarded op.
>>470075635>caring about "childrens games"enjoy your cinematic walking sims sony nigger
All games are children games, if you think different you are a manchild in denial.
>>470082602Get self awareness please
I know it's mostly shitposting, but when did Zelda start getting called a children's game?It always had mainstream appealBack then there were 0 game commercials on tv on my country and we got majora's mask commercial anyway
Lucky guess or real leak with some wrong info?
>>470109831considering most of that info is wrong, it was a shit guess.
>>470076562Where were you when /v/ unironically became full of "mature games for mature gamers" fags?
>>470110028Oh wait, forgot it was summer. You kids enjoying the board?
>>470110028Ninkiddies bring it upon themselves
>>470076142Now that's a fat nigga
>>470101324Because as soon as you go out in public holding hands with her you get arrested for groomingTrust me I've tried
>>470110567That's why you keep them in the basement
>>470102246stop looking at them and pay attention to (You), anon.
>>470101361The switch has a superior MH game exclusive. The rest are uninteresting entry tier normalfag games
>>470110703>XX>Superior to anythingIt's shit compared to 4 or world. Literal shit.
>>470110703>The switch has a superior MH game exclusive. OH NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHA>The rest are uninteresting entry tier normalfag gamesYes I sure love playing my pro tier games*bing bing*such as*1-up*Zelda and Mario*wahoo!*
do people actually put handhelds inside your pockets? im always scared of scratches, lint and other shit and always put them inside cases inside bags like backpacks or something desu.
>>470111101Muh.... muh graphix....
>>470112209Yes I like being able to appreciate the art and world of a game in greater resolution than 2 by 2 pixels because I'm not a literal shit eater that accepts HARDWARE SLOWER THAN A SMARTPHONE
>>470105702You dumbass, he's calling out you using sales for games that have been on 5+ platforms as an argument for superiority. In any context, that's a braindead thought.
>>470113521And my point is that it's not on the Switch so eat shit
>>470090524Not entirely true, the other reason they drift is because of some rubber wearing off and good luck fixing that.
>>470112571>muh hardware holy shit. What about the game itself? Do you even like games?console warring faggot
>>470101692>clicky garbagepick one (1)
>>470103404>Dual monitors that don't matchwho cares? you only need matching monitors for multi-monitor vidya.
>>470114310The game itself is miles fucking better. No loading screens between each area, new monsters, bigger maps and all of the clunk removed.
>>470104484SR3 runs at 1280x720 always unless the patches change this
>>470103661>and old people
>>470105148>Two titles that are the only notable games by their developers and one game that has been the same formula since IIIThank you for backing up his claim that Nintendo is the most prolific developer
>>470116141>one game that has been the same formula since IIIYou're not helping your case for Fisher Price here buddy.
>>470075635I don't even have a switch but for $150 I'll get it.
>>470075635>Plays mobile games>Says Nintendo is for childrenOnly retards on 4chan would take such a bait.
>>470102115Based af. Teeny boppers BTFO.
>>470119002Homosexuals rise up!
>>470102635Flight simulator and solitaire.
>>470119298No thanks I have a wife and kids. I live a wholesome life without the need of gay depravity thank you very much.