zero suit ruined metroid
no, she made me start playing her boring games
Why did you make this thread, I mean what the fuckwho cares about some fucking girl who you just want a porn dump offuck you have sex incel tranny dilate rent free and cope
Zero Suit ruined my dick.
Ruined by the fact there isn't enough giantess porn of her
>>470068968>i-i'll prove him wrong! watch me go! hyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
>>470068909Waifufags ruined /v/
post moar ZSS
Your mom ruined your dad.
>>470068909NO niggerMetroid fans RUINED MetroidI fucking HATE Metroid fans
>>470069137Which is surprising. You'd think the idea of getting trapped in her skin-tight body suit would be incredibly popular.
Metroid was never good.Low IQ backtracking game for casuals
>>470070452Living clothes is a thing anon
remember when samus looked like a haggard 37-year-old mother of fourteen in metroid prime lmao but seriously what a woman
>>470070578This. Our resident shitposter loves talking up Metroid but yet you never see him discussing it. He just posts about Zero Suit Samus all day. Guess it's just a shitty series.
>>470070918>he hates zero suit>therefore i will shit on prime, that will show him!fuck prime and FUCK ZERO SUIT
>>470070670That's a fetish that's on the extreme end of the spectrum
>>470070918I like this look better, she looks like a real woman here.
>>470070452And even more surprising considering how she actually becomes one in Federation Force.
>>470068909Superior Samus (Cute)
>>470071659go back to 10th grade
>>470071335Giantess artists just have shit tastes in general which is a shame.
>>470071552Yes, Short haired Samus is best.
>>470069457This, can't even talk about Metroid here because these fuckers don't want to talk about it.>>470068909No, it's faggots like you that ruin Metroid threads, you're either ACfag or is just like him, you don't want to talk about Metroid just post ZSS shit so you could complain about it ruining Metroid when in reality you're just doing this to get your dick off. Look if you want to make a stupid ass ZSS thread go ahead no one is stopping you but stop trying to hide your garbage under the Metroid name. I swear you fags are as bad as the furry fags in Halo threads.
>>470070592Go back to /vg/ tranny
>>470068909Certain aspects of Zero Suit are a symptom of Japan not knowing what to do with the character. Obviously Samus can exist in a state in which she lacks her suit, and by all means we should be able to see how well she performs when at such a disadvantage. It's good to see why the Hero deserves the suit in the first place. The problem arises because the Japanese are fundamentally incapable of divorcing femininity from sex appeal. So the moment Samus is in a condition in which her sex is readily apparent, they are culturally obligated to make her spank fodder. Something which fundamentally goes rather heavily against the darker and more serious tones the series has been developing since very early in it's conception. Worse yet, now that her feminity is a known aspect of her character, the Japanese force that to bleed into the traits and behaviors of the armored juggernaut Samus, so now we have this super hero, trained since childhood to slay evil, having nervous break downs and throwing up on herself because Ridley shows up.
3D metroid was always pretty terrible desu
>>470073404Literally only in Other M and the shitty, possibly non-canon manga.
>>470068909I always preferred Samus in her bikini teebeehaytch.
>>470074914Other M is all it took.
>>470076240Except the Metroid II remake has none of the dumb shit from Other M in it.
Metroid is an easy series to fix. >remove the story except for really barebones stuff in the manual>remove the zero suit>learn what worked in Super Metroid and remove what didn't workThere, you now have a good series again.>mfw Nintendo doesn't get this after 8 years, and their last try (Samus Returns) was okay, but left to die on the 3DS
>>470068909This. She should go back to just wearing a more revealing two-piece.>>470070918>>470071371Would you still be saying that if we saw her take off the suit and show off some big fat E-cups?
>>470076320Cause it's a remake of one of the more simple and solid portrayals of the character.
>>470076636If Other M forever altered the series as you tried to imply, they would have shoved the retarded shit in there.
>>470076636Shut the fuck up, Metroid 5 won't even have it, I better start coming up with new material, stupid ass Canadian or move to a new series or I will figure out a way to hack into your computer, find out where you're hiding in Canada and personally kill you myself not giving two fucks about prison. Not him but take what you just said about Metroid 5 back, if Samus Returns didn't have that shit, Metroid 5 won't either.
I wanna be Samus!
>>470076907>>470076932They've been shoving the retarded stuff in everywhere. Other M is the face of Metroid in Smash Bros, it's the face of Metroid in every other crossover, and Samus Returns was left to die on the 3DS specifically because Samus wasn't a submissive waifu like in Other M. And what a shock that it sold less than any other metroid, save for Fed Force.And do you think Prime 4 being restarted was a coincidence? Now they don't have to worry about the evil western gaijin version of Samus ruining the waifu they've built up for 10 years.
>>470076405Don't forget that AM2R is a better fangame than samus returns which also got DMCA'd
>>470068909oh wow op generic blonde anime whore in a skintight suitthere arent literally thousands of thosefuck sakamoto I wish gunpei yokoi was still alive to slap his shit and tell him to go finish the crateria designs
>>470077093Of course it's a better fangame. Among the two of them, it's the only fangame.
>>470077140yeah there are so many shitty games with skintight suits I hate them all you should name some so we can be mad at them together
>>470077059They ported over the suit design because Ultimate reused a lot of assets. There is no other crossovers with Metroid in it so that's a flat out lie. That "reason" for Samus Returns being on the 3DS is laughable. Also, Prime 4 was restarted BECAUSE the Japs had no idea what the fuck they were doing, so they gave control over to America.
>>470077093Samus Returns wasn't bad at all, while AM2R is a bit overhyped due to the situations around it.>>470077140t. faggot. I'd say you're a girl since a lot of girls hate Samus for whatever reason, but nah you're a faggot.
>>470077434>There is no other crossovers with Metroid in it AHEM>Also, Prime 4 was restarted BECAUSE the Japs had no idea what the fuck they were doing, so they gave control over to America.Nintendo magically felt that the game wasn't living up to their standards (the same standards that approved of Fed Force and Other M, by the way), and this led to the game being restarted. Even though we had absolutely no information on it, and Nintendo continues being in the dark about the Retro developed Prime 4. Please, pardon me if I find this suspicious greedy corporate behavior.
Hello, we are the best incarnations of Samus unmasked.
>>470068968Fpbp, also thisMetroid series is boring as fuck but ZSS makes my dick water
>>470077140Why do mutts love to call blue eyed blonde girls generic, /v/?
>>470068909>>470068968>>470076405Zero suit existed since the first MetroidGo back to your shitty smash headcanon threads zoomers
>>470077626>MH4 Ultimatethat shit came out 6 years ago. Anything new is not going to have Other M shit, if Samus Returns is anything to go by. I do understand your concern for Prime 4 though, but I highly doubt they want to kill off the franchise forever by making Other M 2.
>>470077753>Metroid had a horrible flaw that brought down the game since inception>we shouldn't do anything to remove it, or improve the series by proxy
>>470077853>but I highly doubt they want to kill off the franchise forever by making Other M 2.What would honestly happen if they did? Look at the titanic dump they're taking on Pokemon, and yet pre-orders are through the roof. Infact, I can bet you they're making Other M 2, just so they can pull the old "see, it doesn't sell, nobody likes metroid anymore" angle.
>>470077867>flawYeah lets just remove a staple of the Metroid series that players who are actually decent at the game are able to be rewarded withWhile we're at it let's just remove exploration and upgrades to make things more streamlined for this fucking idiot
>>470078165Games don't need titties to sell, and it's time Metroid got over that crutch and got with the program.
Imagine being so wrong and not thinking that this is the best incarnation of Samus outside of her suit.
>>470077953Gamefreak has consistently been a shitfest for years now. Retro Studios has not.
>>470077059Who gives a literal fuck about Super Smash Bros, mainline Metroid is all that matters and what Sakamoto says goes, Samus Returns is the face of Metroid and Samus until Metroid 5, shut the hell up, you stupid fucking leaf. If I was face to face with you right now I would literally butcher you with a knife.
>>470078238>remove platforms>restore facial features>add pistol holsternearly perfect, but not quite.
>>470068909I'd ruin Metroid's pussy.
>>470078238Yup, made her 6'3" 198 lbs again.
Her shitty power armour ruined metroid
>>470078313Retro has been on a downward spiral since Prime 3. Sure, it was still playable, but do you think they can recreate a success ala Prime? And don't bring up the Donkey Kong series. Whether you love the series or not, it doesn't translate into metroidvania knowledge.>>470078398>mainline Metroid is all that matters and what Sakamoto says goes, The same Sakamoto that continues okaying Samus as a slutty bimbo who wears high heels, and has done nothing to help the production of Prime 4. That depiction of Samus in SR? Went right into the Trash so Smash Ultimate could continue pushing Other M propaganda.
>>470076567Everyone knows the stronger the woman the bigger the tits. Samus should have an enormous rack.
>>470078235>muh objectifying women>implying smashtoddlers would even see the Zero Suit in the first placeObviously if titties DID sell games then Metroid wouldn't be dead as it isGood plan genius
>>470068909>>470069371>>470070918>>470071552>>470073404>>470075374>>470076567>>470077626>>470077650>>470078238She looks like she fucks black guys
>>470078593I wouldn't call it a downward sprial as much as pretty much doing nothing but release good DK games. They've undergone staff changes, but I'm choosing to remain positive that it will be good.
Does someone have it? im craving some f-word
>>470078650Honestly I'd have been ok with her fucking Anthony. Literally the only good character in Other M.
I LOVE DARK SAMUS
>>470068909People who say Zero Suit ruined Metroid are the same people who say WarioWare ruined Wario. It's just that the Sakurai fucked up the characters and since Smash is so big, everyone thinks that the Smash version is cannon. Zero Suit Samus isn't a bimbo and Warioware Wario isn't a fart joke.
>you will never hang out with Samus on her ship and drink cheap beer between missionsWhy live?
>>470078780He may have been the best character in that game, but he was still Ghor levels of bad. He had some so-bad-it's-good The Room moments like >REMEMBUH ME?but I wouldn't exactly call him a good character, just good by comparison.
>>470078638Objectifying women? That has nothing to do with it, and I never mentioned that. I'm not one of those tumblrites who believe in video game misogyny or whatever. What I hate is games selling on gimmicks. >Obviously if titties DID sell games then Metroid wouldn't be dead as it isWell, considering that Other M outsold Samus Returns 2:1, that should really say something.
>>470078912With her completely bent on half feet. I wish you faggots would stop posting that shit.
>>470078898What does Sakurai have to do with it? Sakurai didn't design ZSS, an artist who worked on Zero Mission did.The whole "ruin her character thing" mainly came from Other M, which was Sakamoto's doing.
>>470078780That's probably because he's the only one that doesn't treat her like a flagrant idiot. Which should sound strange because Samus claims the reason she's so attached to Adam is because he's the only one who "understands" her but he probably treats her with the least respect in the series. Is Samus insane?
>>470068909Come to think of it, I haven't heard someone seriously saying this in a long time. But I haven't paid much attention to the fanbase except for a brief time with Samus Returns came out. I always thought the "Stop sexualizing Samus!" people were nuts.
>>470068909Faggots who believe in the meme that a female character lose its value when it is sexualized are the ones who ruin anything they are into.
>>470079012There is a fixed version but nobody ever saved it.
>>470078932>mainline console Metroid outsold a post backlash 3DS remakeSurprised me too honestly
>>470078932>Well, considering that Other M outsold Samus Returns 2:1, that should really say something.Stick to Smash retard
>>470077059> Other M is the face of Metroid in Smash BrosRidley uses his Super Metroid design. Samus is still using her Other M, because it was grandfathered in. >And do you think Prime 4 being restarted was a coincidence? Now they don't have to worry about the evil western gaijin version of Samus ruining the waifu they've built up for 10 years.Retard, they literally gave the game to Westerns.
>>470079078AC faggot has been saying it for almost a decade.
>>470079295Not sure who AC faggots are (I assume you don't mean Assassin's Creed), but I know Metroid fans have been saying it since the Zero Suit was introduced. I remember arguing with those idiots here 13 years ago.
>>470077753that was a bonus for beating a hard game, not a mainstay of the gameplay
>>470073404>the Japanese are fundamentally incapable of divorcing femininity from sex appealIn entertainment, there's no need for divorcing such things. Actually is the contrary, sex appeal improves a female character.>darker and more serious tones the series hasIf that was the case, they would not chose a woman to wear the suit to beging with, as men are inherently more capable.Literally anyone who takes a female in combat positions seriously is a feminist retard.
>>470079176>>470079235It really says something when games with waifu shit in them sell gangbusters, like Pokemon or Bayonetta or Xenoblade, but a genuine video games gets ignored. That cements my disdain for ZSS. It represents everything wrong with the medium today.>>470079280>Ridley uses his Super Metroid design. Samus is still using her Other M, because it was grandfathered in. And yet, coincidentally enough, ridley is obscenely underpowered while Smash fans only talk about how much they love Zero suit.>Retard, they literally gave the game to Westerns.Or so they say. How quick you all are to forget companies doing this all time. Remember Megaman Legends 3? We actually saw a demo of that, and yet Capcom canceled it out of spite. You think Nintendo is above that, considering how much they push ZSS? This whole "oh we gave it to retro, we promise, we're the good guys" angle is getting old.
>>470079280>they literally gave the game to Westerns.So no one is worried about what they'll do to Samus? Retro turning Samus into an abomination in Prime 2 was an accident, but given the current state of things, we may get something intentionally worse than Echoes Samus/toned down more than Smash Ultimate Samus.
>>470079539t. sappy jappy or weeb
>>470079540Oh you're ACfag. Shit I forgot about you
>>470079619Not an argument
>>470078593God, I want to hack your head off and put it on a pike.
>>470070452At least there's a few pics of that happening out there.
>>470079486ACfag(stands for Armored Core, because he used to post Armored Core images) is a shitposter that practically invented the idea of a "zero suit samus problem".He has been doing it in every metroid thread, every day since 2010.in fact, at this point anyone who even mentions Other M is probably him because he'll never ever let it fade into obscurity.
>>470079731neat that it wasn't an argument because i was sure as hell persuaded by it.
>>470079052Seeing how he and Nintendo treats Other M like it's non-canon I'm pretty sure Other M means shit now.
>>470079540Are you the autist that complains about Splatoon? Why do you insist on making the same posts over and over?
>>470079810>I was persuaded by a non argumentNot that guy, but it seems you're admiting you're a retard
>>470079802gentle reminder: obsessing over a namefag is as bad as being a namefag.
>>470079802Oh I see. I rarely pay enough attention to put names to annoying people here. It's a wonder I know about Barry. Though still, people have been complaining about it since long before 2010 unfortunately. In the mid 2000s it was one of the two big things some fans liked to complain about, the Metroid Prime series being the other.
I'm tired of this stupid fucking duel identity shit. ZSS being in smash DID ruin everything. DONT say otherwise. It was just a fun little stealth mission that lasted 15 minutes with a cute Samus getting the dope ass suit back. Now people treat it like it's how she looks most of the time.And it didn't matter when all the other human characters had a zero suits because smash cucks can't play metroid
>>470079683>>470079746>>470079918Do you truly thing I'm in the wrong here? Is it so bad that I just want Metroid to be respected again? The people who want zero suit to stay had a chance to be respectful and NOT ruin Metroid threads constantly. You blew it, so now Zero Suit has to go. A series with fanservice in it is like a house with red mold. You have to burn it down and start over again if you ever want to salvage it.>>470079539Look at this guy for example. Hates Metroid Prime because Samus isn't sexy enough. He doesn't even bother taking the gameplay into the equation. Is this the attitude you want propagated in Metroid?
>>470079992>i can't conceive of the argument being presented therefore it isn't permissable.carry on, sweet retard. God permits all of your kind into heaven, regardless of your deeds.
>>470079539Eat my shit. This isn't about Male vs female combatants in an IRL setting elsewise you should have a problem when any character jumps 3 times their own height. Something males can't do IRL either. Samus has always been a character where her sex appeal never diminished her ability. Even when she stripped down post mission she's never seen gyrating on a pole or pulling out a pocket rocket, it's always just she's dressed down, she's in feminine underwear just deal with it. So it's entirely possible to maintain her beauty without making her spank fuel. Because they've been doing it for decades. Now if someone decides to jerk it to her good on them but that has nothing to do with Nintendo
>>470080013He's not a namefag, AC is his given name. Same principle as Lee Goldson AKA Barneyfag. These aren't people that have tripfag mentalities, they're just insane autists who ruin threads over their strife.
>>470068909ZERO SUIT MAKES ME RUIN MY COCK
>The Japanese ruined Samus's design!Okay, I guess Retro....>Retro ruined Samus's designFuck you faggots theres no pleasing you.
>>470080056He's right. Burn the zss along with the faggots who like it. I didn't have a problem with it until smashfags
>>470080171>they are autists who ruin threads>by the way, posts like >>470080270 are based and truly love Metroid :big think:
>>470080027>It was just a fun little stealth mission that lasted 15 minutes with a cute Samus getting the dope ass suit back. Now people treat it like it's how she looks most of the time.This probably my only issue with ZSS. You DON'T want to be in the Zero Suit in MZM. You're highly vulnerable and can barely do anything. The Fusion Suit has more right to exist.
Prime ruined Metroid.Don't @ me
>>470080013>I have no idea what a namefag is
>>470068909Waifufags ruin everything.
>>470080510finally, we have reached the crux of the conflict.
>>470080027I don't see the problem. In Smash and porn, I treat them as two separate entities. When I play Metroid games, Samus is Samus. I don't know why Metroid fans have to seek out things to be mad at.
>>470080372Better than people that use emojis in conversations.
>>470080372But i actually love Metroid so fuck you.
>>470080056>Do you truly thing I'm in the wrong here? Is it so bad that I just want Metroid to be respected again?You're not even a Metroid fan so shut the fuck up. You don't speak for us or this series, you got that.
>>470080510Finally someone with a brain, hey Doug, maybe your tranny ass should take a lesson from this guy.
>>470079539>Actually is the contrary, sex appeal improves a female character.Not necessarily, but almost always this is right. These guys don't get that putting a woman in a man's shoes is necessarily detrimental to her femininity. Their complaint makes no sense. They aknowledge that you can divorse femininity from sex appeal, but they can't acknowledge that portraying a woman in the way they want Samus to be protrayed (primarily defined as a competent soldier) is inherently detrimental to her femininity, as being a soldier is inherently masculine.If you ask me, this entire thing is just about fetiches. The japanese, like most normal guys, like female characters based on how they keep their femininity even though they have masculine jobs. For example, in a fighting game a female character such as pic related may be a soldier capable of tearing a big guy appart, but her clothes will be clearly different from the male characters, her voice will be soft and her body language, despite that of a soldier, will also be very feminine.I call this proccess masculine competence with feminine strenght. Strenght meaning that the strenght of the character is the juxtaposition of its masculine competence with its feminine qualities.Westerners used to think like this as well, which can be clearly seem in older games.But now that a whole new generation was raised under feminist ideas, they begin to demand masculine competence and also masculine strenght in female characters. They seem to think a female character can still be feminine despite upholding no inherently feminine quality, which is simply absurd.
>>470080778And yet when I didn't use an emoji, I got shat on.>>470080882Yeah, you sure love Metroid, which is why you only come to the threads for Zero Suit porn, refuse to talk about the gameplay, and despise Metroid prime for lacking ZSS. Definitely sounds like a good fan.>>470080974>You're not even a Metroid fan so shut the fuck up.On the contrary, I'm probably the only genuine fan left. I love the series so much that I'm willing to look back and consider what doesn't work, even in the best of installments. I care about the actual video game portion, and not just the titties.
>>470080027this right here is the most even-handed examination.>>470080882what's your native language so i can tell you to kys more convincingly?
>>470080027>caring about SmashKill yourself
>>470080372That is pretty based, ain't going to lie.
>>470080056>Look at this guy for example. Hates Metroid Prime because Samus isn't sexy enough.Fuck off, I like Metroid Prime as well. I just think Samus is improved by being sexy while we can still have games like Metroid Prime.
>>470081097I just want a good video game character. I don't care about masculinity or feminity or any of this stupid gender politics. Just give me someone who will shoot and fight the bad guys.Here, I've even drawn a diagram of what I'd like to see from a female character, with examples included.
>>470081115>n the contrary, I'm probably the only genuine fan leftYou never played a Metroid game in your life, Doug. Shut the fuck up.
other m really did a number on this franchise and fanbase huh
>make retarded sex suit that ruins the franchise>UHHH.... IT'S ABOUT GAMEPLAY>drops the mic on sexists>"have sex"
>>470081216>I like Metroid Prime>Literally anyone who takes a female in combat positions seriously is a feminist retard, women aren't supposed to be protagonistsHmmm.....
>>470081158>Implying zss being a separate character in smash had nothing to do with anything
>>470068909They had to to appeal to desperate waifu fags like >>470068968
>>470081227Played em AND I've played their respective romhacks. I bet you don't even have Super Zero Mission, Rogue Dawn, Hyper Metroid, Meat Boy Prime, Super Metroid Rotation, Super Metroid Arcade, and Darkholme Hospital in your emulator folder.
>>470081136poshel naxyi>>470081115>HURR DURR I'M A REAL FAN UNLIKE YOU GOYZkys
>>470080135Dude, I totally agree with you. Why are you raging against me? Do you realise I was answering a guy who said Metroid was supposed to be darker and serious? If you want people to take your war/combat game seriously, you don't put a female soldier as protagonist. You put a real soldier.
>>470081410Not my fault Sakurai's a retard and didn't get the memo that we wanted ZSS removed completely in Smash Wii U/3DS.
>>470081469So you never even played an official Metroid game, go get hit by a train, fucker, you're not a Metroid fan.
>>470081524>If you want people to take your war/combat game seriously, you make it a good challenging game with fun gameplay without focusing on muh character or muh emotionsftfy. You want realism, go watch a movie.
>>470081326Other M and years of lack of games.
>>470081689>first words of the post indicate that I have played them>they go completely ignored
>>470081326Nah Smash effected them both just like every other game and its fanbase except for maybe Sonic
>>470081223>Bayonetta>No gameplay>2B>No gameplay>Thinks she shows off her ass without your input at allYou should try playing games before you shit on them, man.
>>470081960Yes, no gameplay, as described. The day I ever willingly praise a Metroid cinematic experience is the day I quit video games.
Why do you guys keep responding to ACfag, it's been over 8 years can't you guys notice a pattern?
>>470081836Your first games weren't Metroid NES, Metroid II, Super Metroid, Fusion, Prime, Zero Mission, Prime 2, Prime 3, or Samus Returns, just a bunch of fanshit so your words mean shit to me.
>it's another ACfag thread
>>470081223By your definition, a female character might as well not be female at all. It can be a male or a robot, because you define its quality and design based on its functionality.I would say you don't know how to appreaciate characters. People do not exist in a vacuum in which gender is not important. Gender is actually a defining factor of a lot of biological predispositions that will lead to the differences in gender roles irl. To think that such things wouldn't affect entertainment is retarded, to say the least.Therefore, for the same reason men irl aren't impressed by a woman's professional achievements because this does not relate to her femininity (unless her career is being a housewife, a nurse or elementary teacher), most men will think of female characters in terms of their femininity and how this correlates to the other things in the game.Honestly, while I also don't like the weeb waifu faggost who can only think with their penis, I would also say if you are uncapable of appreciating a female character by her beauty alone you are a faggot and should be gassed.
>>470081960he has a point with bayonetta and 2B. can't say i entirely agree but the argument is there.
Metroid would be improved if Samus Aran became an AI that operates the Varia Suit instead of a PMSing blow up doll for horny nerds to beat off too.
>>470081707> You want realismAre purposely ignoring my point or are you simply a retard? I never claimed I want realism. The guy said Metroid was supposed to be darker and serious.I disagree with this.
>>470076983I wanna fuck you, Samus!
>>470082217Our constant influx of newfags means there will always be someone responding to that retard.
>>470082195And there's how much play time between cutscenes? If you want to see a game that fits the argument you're tying to make, play Tales of Vesperia.>>470082291Does he? Huh, I remember a lot of fun gameplay in those games, especially from Bayonetta. Maybe I woke up on a different Earth today.
>>470081373>You can't like a game with a female protagonist if you don't take the game seriouslyI don't know about you, but I play vydia just for fun.
>>470082267I had to have played the originals to want an interest in the fangames, anon. That's kind of common sense. Infact Metroid was my first NES game. It's the earliest memory I have of the system, besides SMB3 during cold winters.>>470082282>By your definition, a female character might as well not be female at all. It can be a male or a robot, because you define its quality and design based on its functionality.Maybe you're right. I'd probably enjoy the game more if Samus was a robot. The story elements affected by her gender aren't really that important to me, and I just play the games without regard for the story anyway. Guess you have a good point.>I would say you don't know how to appreaciate characters. And that's a good thing. I'm here to appreciate gameplay, not some gender study about the difference between men and women. Looking back, this is probably why I enjoy Hollow Knight or Environmental Station Alpha or A robot Named Fight. All three feature robotic/genderless protagonists who barely have ever personality whatsoever. Hollow Knight's story even revolves around how emotions and character are what kickstarted the game considering what befell the original Hollow Knight. I have to say I've enjoyed them greatly because I don't have to listen to characters crying and talking about their feelings.Maybe a retcon would be for the best here.
>>470082589so you it for the gameplay then.and there's no gameplay in hours upon hours of cutscenes of Samus crying because Daddy Adam isn't here to give her directions, or Bayonetta just shaking her ass for no reason.
>>470082581>bayonetta>gameplaylast time i checked, filling a gap in the market was not introducing truly innovative gameplay elements.
>>470082720>I had to have played the originals to want an interest in the fangames, anon. That's kind of common sense. Infact Metroid was my first NES game. It's the earliest memory I have of the system, besides SMB3 during cold winters.Stop lying to try to fit in faggot.
>>470068968this but unironically, nobody cared before she took the armor off
The suit is hotter than Samus
>>470082505Metroid should be darker and serious, but in terms of gameplay. The game should be more challenging, asking the player to think harder and maybe think outside the box. Story-wise, tone isn't as important. At this point Samus has fought the equivalent of clowns with hyper advanced technology who inject glowing blue ultra-cancer into their veins to become mutants. At this point it almost becomes a parody of itself, but it works for fun videogamey stuff. You know that anon who spams TUBES images? I find those images funny because they're not even the craziest part about the space pirates. These guys are probably the height of video game villainy, in that their search for results leads to great game moments, from the karate pirates from Super Metroid, to the glowing giant goliath omega pirate, to pirates literally snorting phazon for extra science. And that's what Other M failed in. It tried making the series into a character study, like this was a damn movie.
>>470082581>And there's how much play time between cutscenes?None. Every other moment is just an excuse to shove the camera towards their asses. Funny thing about Nier, it's even more guilty of this, but midway in it panders to shota lovers (if you've played the game you know what this means). So it just switches from one pandering to another.
>responding to ACfagJust talk about Metroid and/or post cute or sex Samus.Personally I'm not sure what I want out of Prime 4. I feel like Prime 2 and 3 tried different things and while I don't really want the ammo, dark world gimmick or 'world' travel back, I did like interacting with the other hunters in 3. Makes the universe feel much larger. I imagine Sylux may play some part though so that may not be an issue.Oh and please, no fucking endgame item hunt this time.
>>470068909It wasn't a problem until Brawl.
>>470082920>stop trying to fit in with a series that's obscenely obscure>also hating popular waifu games now counts as "trying to fit in"
Waifufag pandering ruins so many interesting concepts.they should be pandering to my desire to murder everything I see from the moment I press Start!
>>470082720Dude, do you realise your taste is really unique?Most gamers CARE about characters. Part of the fun of a game for most people is seeing its characters and how cool they are AS characters.A videogame character is not merely the sum of its functions, but its design, personality, charisma, strenghts and weaknesses, all of which are greatly defined by their gender.Your tastes are your tastes and I don't care. But you should be able to understand that demanding other people to not care for Samus AS a woman is absurd and selfish.This franchise wasn't created by you, and it doesn't exist for your sake.Personaly, I can even play a game based solely on whether or not I like its characters.
>>470083129>I did like interacting with the other huntersThe only good one was Rhundas. Ghor was a dick, and Gandrayda was a stupid whore.
>>470083260Even Rundas was a poor 90's action movie star. Every character in that game aside from Samus and Dark Samus were terrible.
>>470083129Zero Mission was fantastic. I might learn speedrunning it if I ever get to that point.
>>470076405why do you want no story at allmetroid can’t be just be a series of walking around in caves forever
>>470083006>It tried making the series into a character study, like this was a damn movie.My problem is MOM is Fusion... but worse. Look both games wanted to tell the story of Samus's relationship with a commander she respected. In Fusion Samus is emotional but not without reason. The Feds are going to kill themselves and everyone else if the X ever leave that station. So Samus flies off the handle and elects to kill herself as long as the X go with her. The calculated Adam hears her argument and comes up with a better plan to make what Samus wants happen. MOM by contrast is retarded. Samus claims Adam is worthy of respect but Adam disrespects her at every turn, shoots Samus in the back for no reason, and then fucks off to kill himself for no reason. Same premise. Absolutely retarded execution
>>470069137I wish Pogojo did a generic butt picture of her.
>>470082894So you think the fun of videogames are merely sum of its mechanics?That's absurd. Character design and context are some of the most important factors in a game. Aesthetics and art matters.It's just that the most common accepted artistical concept for characters is that a good male character must look cool, while a good female character must look sexy.
>>470083129I'm waiting for Metroid 5, with the Switch Lite announcement I'm really going crazy for it now, I'm ready.
>>470083191>Most gamers CARE about charactersYeah, I know, which is why cinematic experiences like TLOU and God of War guarantee instant sales and success. It's also why gacha like Fate/Grand Order makes instant money, and why Pokemon is always a success. I'd rather have an obscure good game than trash on a pedestal.>A videogame character is not merely the sum of its functions, but its design, personality, charisma, strenghts and weaknesses, all of which are greatly defined by their gender.Gender doesn't play into it at all. What matters is their impact on the actual game. You can work with so much if you're creative. A fat slothen character will be a slow tank, a smarmy cocksure fellow will be obscenely fast, someone good with technology will construct drones or maybe have a small army assist them. The game is there to tell the story through interactivity. >But you should be able to understand that demanding other people to not care for Samus AS a woman is absurd and selfish.In my defense, I was here before the waifu fanboys bursted in. They wish to turn the series into glorified fap bait, and I'm merely stating my position against such.>>470083403>metroid can’t be just be a series of walking around in caves foreverWhen your game obsesses over having a story, it becomes a cinematic experience. No longer can the gamer be asked to think on their own or dictate their path. Now you have to direct them in the right direction and lock every other door, so the "story" can be told properly. Metroid fusion is the earliest example of this happening, and Other M is the example that takes it to the extreme. When you think of Metroid, do you think of story or voice acting or cutscenes?
>>470083191>A videogame character is not merely the sum of its functions,I wonder what ever happened to Combofiend?
>>470081326One incredibly autistic faggot did, to /v/. That's it.
>>470083603You sound similar to a guy in an earlier thread who actually made an interesting point, about how Adam rightfully called Samus an idiot because she planned on self-destructing the station, all because she forgot about how the X were planning on already destroying the station because Samus herself presented a danger to X elsewhere, and they were showing signs of some gigantic hivemind. For the first time I could say that this was an interesting plot point. It wasn't enough to salvage the downgrade in gameplay of Fusion, but I understand it better now.
>>470083654i hope you zerosuit fags get metroid 5. without a reinvention of the series you will only get more shit shoveled into your mouths. the devs know this, and that's why it won't happen for you. you'll see. the next incarnation of samus will be a return to form and will forget all about zerosuit faggotry.
>>470083684>When your game obsesses over having a story, it becomes a cinematic experience.You can have a proper balance though. Example being Super Metroid. Samus says herself that she's nervous going to Zebes to chase Ridley. And the tone when you touch down is moody and nervous.
>>470083684I don’t necessarily want Fusion again, the game works more because it’s different from every other Metroid game but I like the plot of Prime and how the space pirates are essentially gigantic retards
>>470083628>It's just that the most common accepted artistical concept for characters is that a good male character must look cool, while a good female character must look sexy.I honestly think this should be changed. This isn't some #Healthyateverysize twitter nonsense, but rather I think a female character should be allowed to be badass without constantly showing off her titties. Otherwise it leads to people hating games like Metroid Prime for that exact reason.
One day you guys will learn to stop replying to ACfag, all he does is complain.
>>470083006I can agree with you. Totally. The thing is, I don't think having a sexy Samus is detrimental to any of this. It literally does not degrade any gameplay quality. Sexiness adds one thing, and removes nothing. If part (a big part) of players find this one thing to be an improvement, why would anyone have a problem with it?For that reason, I can't help but think people who complaim about this are either dudes who make sex with their assholes. Only a literal faggot wouldn't relate to the idea of finding a female character more appealing if she is cute/sexy.
>>470083862The next Metroid is Prime 4.
>>470083948I liked the plot of Prime too. It was simple and out of the way, that's all we needed.>>470083919I enjoyed Super as well, bar the stupid unskippable intro cutscene. When you can tell a story and emote atmosphere and tension through gameplay, that's fine and dandy. that's using the medium to its maximum potential.
>>470084054Not ACshit, Metroid 5 will be out before Prime 4 with it most likely getting pushed for the Lite.
>>470084054don't hold your breath
>>470083979Please tell me he has some horrible internal illness that will kill him in a few years.
>>470083982>The thing is, I don't think having a sexy Samus is detrimental to any of this. It leads to the game selling on sex appeal. That's the problem. A game shouldn't sell on sex appeal. It shouldn't sell on anything other than the promise of a good game. You just can't trust devs anymore to show moderation or restraint. They will always ruin a game with gimmicks.
>>470073404Why do sexy ladies upset you so much?
>>470084315They lead to trash games.
>>470084584No they don't
>>470083628A game is as only as good as it's Gameplay. everything else is cancerous filler (Story, Cutscenes) or contributes to the gameplay (Sound, Music)
>>470084628>context for the gameplay is cancerous
>>470084615Then explain Senran Kagura or Dead or alive.
>>470084802>context requires 500 billion hours of cutscenes
>>470084802all the context can be given in the Manual. if a game tries to shove an unskippable cutscene in my face when I press start it's automatically crap.
>>470083684>but its design, personality, charisma, strenghts and weaknesses>Gender doesn't play into it at allYou're wrong. Men and women are inherently different and have different strenghts and weaknesses. Therefore, people want to see these differences in the things they enjoy, otherwise they are not able to relate or appreciate it.You may like inhuman characters, but most people (myself included) prefer human characters. I want to play as a manly polish guy killing genociding demons in Doom. The fact that he is a man, his manly behavior which all men aspire to mimic, makes him appealing, and the game more fun as result.For the most part we, as gamers, ignore the weakness of women in video games (otherwise we wouldn't have action games with female protagonists), but we do not ignore their feminine qualities (which is why beauty matters).>In my defense, I was here before the waifu fanboys bursted in... stating my position against such.I get you. But we should also be able to tell that you're not the only one who was here before the waifu influx and you're not the only Metroid veteran.Some people who played Metroid in the 90s (like myself) like Samus as a character and as a woman. This means we also think she was improved by becoming sexy. While I do relate to your concerns regarding reducing the franchise to fap bait, you must also aknowledge that the twon things aren't necessarily excludent. We can have a GOOD Metroid game with a sexy Samus. Why should the developers care more about your opinion than the rest of us?If you really want to defend against the waifu menace, you must accept the fact that most people think Samus is better being pretty and sexy. Complaining about it just makes you sound like a literal faggot who makes sex with your ass, and this will trigger the shit out of weebs, who will procceed to obcess even more about Samus because they know by doing so they trigger people like you.
>>470084941this unyielding and seemingly unfair logic is inescapable. if a game has a cutscene it should be able to be skipped with zero frame loss. this MUST be the standard.
>>470084808They were games who's only redeeming quality is the sexy girls and that's what their audience wants.There are other games featuring sexy girls that are decent though but i'm pretty sure like in typical /v/ fashion you'll just dismiss them all as bad if I name them,
Why do you guys keep bumping ACfag threads? Also did anyone notice that around winter time he doesn't show up, I guess Canadian winters are too much for Doug.
>>470084915You must have played very few games in your lifetime if the only games you've played are Sony interactive movies or Nintendo platformers.
>>470084941Why would I play an rpg if all the dialogue and story is in the manual? Theres literally nothing wrong with in game dialogue and short but purposeful cutscenes.
>>470085316As someone who's new to these kinds of autistic discussions, what's an ACfag?
>>470078235 I'm gonna fuck hornet's tight bug cunt and there's nothing you can do to stop me
>>470085451>RPGthere's your problem, right there. RPGs stopped being good during the PS1 era.
>>470085006>Therefore, people want to see these differences in the things they enjoy, otherwise they are not able to relate or appreciate it.That just sounds like people stuck in binary thinking. They can't put aside prejudices in thought processes to save the world from villains.>You may like inhuman characters, but most people (myself included) prefer human characters. I don't care who I play as, as long as it's not negatively impacting the game. >For the most part we, as gamers,I'm gonna stop you right there. As "gamers" we should be demanding higher quality games that focus on good gameplay and game mechanics. Whether the females are feminine or sexy enough shouldn't factor into it.>We can have a GOOD Metroid game with a sexy Samus. Nintendo can't be trusted with such until they can prove that they can make a good game without relying on waifus and cutscenes. Sadly, this has yet to be proven. Even their best games have been average quality, like Donkey Kong Returns and Tropical Freeze for example. Lacking titties and constant cutscenes, the games just don't have any other draw. Sure the gameplay itself has no major issues, but it's just not that skillful or challenging. It literally survives on not being a piece of shit. What do I mean by that? It's basically the Dark Souls of the Wii and Switch libraries. For years we had nothing but trash, but then a game comes by that isn't trash, so it gets obscene levels of praise. >If you really want to defend against the waifu menace, you must accept the fact that most people think Samus is better being pretty and sexyI know that. I accept that. That doesn't make them right.
>>470085276So you're saying that it's okay for a game to have zero redeeming qualities other than the sexy women?>There are other games featuring sexy girls that are decent though but i'm pretty sure like in typical /v/ fashion you'll just dismiss them all as bad if I name them,That kind of is expected with low standards.
>>470085340And you must not have seen the current state of this sad industry if you think the majority of devs are trying to make good games instead of walking simulators.>>470085595And you can do that on your own time. As long as the game doesn't encourage it with sickening fanservice, i couldn't care less.
>>470073404>Divorcing femeninity with sex appeal>literally the sex thats better at giving and nurturing new life>through fucking SEXIdiot retard-kun
>>470083901The last boss is a giant corrupted Samus in morph ball mode.
>>470083969> but rather I think a female character should be allowed to be badass without constantly showing off her tittiesNot only I disagree with this, but I think that might not even be possible.You might be able to sepparate the two things, but for most men, myself included, will think being feminine is a REQUIREMENT for a female character to be baddass. Or maybe I should say badass is an inherently masculine term, since the things one must do to be considered badass are, as far as I can tell, inherently masculine. Therefore, female characters are about being badass, but rather being appealing as a female while doing inherently masculine stuff. This different way is, naturally, linked to the fact that they are females, and the implications that come with it define how they must be portrayed in order to be appealing.Otherwise, there's no reason to have a female character if she isn't feminine. In that case, it's better to have a male character, since the point of female characters is exacly seem her femininity in play in the game's particular context.Therefore, I would people like you either don't get the appeal of female characters or don't get the appeal of characters in general. You think of them as either mechanics or concepts, not as a person. You guys must come to terms with the fact that Samus is a female, and as such, her appeal lies in most part in her feminine qualities, not the masculine ones.
>>470085981>You might be able to sepparate the two things, but for most men, myself included, will think being feminine is a REQUIREMENT for a female character to be baddass. wtf I hate Metroid Prime now?!
>>470085524ACfag stands for armored core fag, he is a Canadian shitposter named Doug that used to talk about how AC was the best game because it has a small amount of cutscenes, then for some unknown reason he decided to shitpost in Metroid threads because he thinks that Samus should be a robot. You can tell it's him because he always uses the same points. First he's says samus should be a robot and if you disagree it means you're a waifu fag. Then he accuses the entirety of the Metroid fanbase of loving other M even though it's universally accepted that it's a horrible game. Now he blames smashfags. He's been doing the same thing for 8 years and newfags like you keep feeding him. Always sage and hide these threads.
>>470086183He'll change the order often, for a period he toned down the robot stuff and went with the "She should be a man or at least wartorn" route. I think that hideous image of the manly "scarred up soldier samus" was actually made because of him.If everything fails entirely, he's also been known to attack Prime.
>>470085703>So you're saying that it's okay for a game to have zero redeeming qualities other than the sexy women?Yep. That's called having a target audience. Not every game has to pander to your preferences you entitled bitch.
>>470085806What's the latest walking simulator you think is an example of such games taking over the industry?
>>470085605I disagree but it doesn't matter. The point is certain genres require story and dialogue.
>>470086460>Yep. That's called having a target audience. No, that's called stupidity. When your game isn't about the gameplay, then there is zero point in playing it and, more importantly, paying for it. Anyone who buys it, instead of watching it on youtube, is essentially missing brain cells.>>470086183>Then he accuses the entirety of the Metroid fanbase of loving other M even though it's universally accepted that it's a horrible game.>despite ZSS fanart being at an all time high and /v/ universally despising any game that doesn't have sexy waifus in it, going so far as to trash games for having slightly less titties in them (see: FF7 and Tifa)[X]Doubt
>>470068909zero suit didn't ruin her it was normies playing smash seeing zero suit for the first time that ruined her.
>>470086686Well thankfully nobody gives a shit about your worthless opinion.
>>470084245>A game shouldn't sell on sex appeal. It shouldn't sell on anything other than the promise of a good game.Who are you to say this? When did you became the King of video games?If you claim Metroid in particular shouldn't sell on sex appeal alone, then i would agree with you. But if I want to buy another game based solely on sex appeal, who are you to tell me I can't? Don't tell me what I should find appealing, or how I should judge my games. Don't get me wrong, I actually understand that the source of your worries are the trends in cinematic bullshit and normie tier shit that usually results in bad games. But a reasonable gamer must be able to aknowledge the artistic part of video games, the music, the aesthetics, and of course the story and characters are also important, and depending on the genre, as important as gameplay. Your tastes are too strict. The momment you project it on people, they will dislike your opinion. As a piece of advice, I would say you must be more comprehensible of people, and if possible, losen up more your mind.Being too strict prevents you from enjoying a lot of things.
>>470086558>What's the latest walking simulator you think is an example of such games taking over the industry?There was one, I can't seem to remember it's name. But it was huge, sony was pushing for it, it got the most spotlight at various press conferences and previous E3s, and it's almost guaranteed 10/10 metacritics by the (((game journalists))). If only I could remember it...
>>470086893I find it hard to consider a game with team deathmatch to be a walking sim.
>>470086821I get where they're coming from. That one Metroid game that took a closer look at her and the fact she was a woman was complete ass in both story and gameplay.
>>470068909yes it did>>470068968garbage taste you are the problem
>>470068909But it's been there since the beginning, unless you mean that particular design.In which case you're just a faggot.
>>470085981Thing that gets me is how often the toughest/most badass female has the biggest breasts. That's not always the case mind, but it does tend to be the case that large breasts were once associated with maturity, and that mature women tended to be cooler and more capable.Just look at Tomb Raider. Old Lara had bigger breasts and was sexy, confident and adventurous, using pistols as her main weapons. By comparison, new Lara has smaller breasts and is more 'cute', lacks the confidence original Lara had and is more 'vulnerable', and uses a fucking bow.Samus fits this as well. If nothing else we can get that she's confident but not cocky, cool-headed and very much capable on her own. And as such, she typically has above-average breasts, among other feminine qualities that many men would find sexy. If the equivalent male would be tall, ruggedly handsome and masculine, why should Samus be anything less?
>>470086794And as a result, the industry is devolving into a disaster. It's a damn pity.>>470086821>Who are you to say this? When did you became the King of video games?Logic is the king here, and if you're not playing a video game for the gameplay, then there's no point in playing it or even buying it. Without the interactive part, you can literally watch it on youtube at no cost.>But if I want to buy another game based solely on sex appeal, who are you to tell me I can't?i'm telling you that you're wasting your money. Objectively, there's no reason to buy a game where the gameplay isn't even good. >But a reasonable gamer must be able to aknowledge the artistic part of video games, the music, the aesthetics, and of course the story and characters are also important, and depending on the genre, as important as gameplay. This wouldn't be an issue in an industry of trustworthy developers who don't want to milk people dry and deliver sub-par corner-cutting garbage, but that's not the reality we live in. I have to be strict because otherwise precedents are set, and things spiral out of control.
Zero Suit, you say?https://youtu.be/IQMXT-rMc-I
This thread is autism incarnate.Are all Metroid fans this retarded?
>>470087250holy mother of...
>>470086183I don't know what it is but I love Metroid's art.
>>470087040>have walking simulator>slap on call of duty multiplayer>this is considered a 10/10 masterpieceI'll have to pass on that.
>>470087298its another "what lengths will /v/ go to be contrarian" episode
>>470087407I'm honestly surprised the towel wasn't replaced by another girl's bra.
Mixed feelings about ZSS, I like seeing Samus outside of her suit but the Zero Suit in general is pretty bad looking and doesn't even look as Samus-y as her other Smash alt costumes anyway. ZSS in Smash is really badly done overall, she was mostly stuck in there to make Metroid fans feel like they were getting something back when Sakurai didn't think they could make Ridley work, but she's got nothing at all to do with Metroid. There's nothing about her design that tells me she's Samus, there's no color, shape, design elements that are reminiscent of Samus, she doesn't move like Samus, none of her attacks have anything in common with Samus. All she's got is her pistol that she used in one game and everything else is completely made up, and even the pistol is kind of fucked because now a whip comes out of the end of it because they couldn't think of anything else for her to do. It's retarded. If they wanted a piece of ass running around with rocket stilettos and a laser whip they should have just said it was Jody Summer from F-Zero or something because they wouldn't have had to change a single thing to make it not a Metroid character.
Wait, ACfag is still a thing? I stopped coming regularly to 4chan since, I think 2015 and just like once a months I come back for like 5 mins if I am bored, and you're telling me that, ACfag, who's being a permanent troll on all metroid threads since 2011, is STILL around?Boy oh boy this is many layers of sad.
>>470077650uuuh no super metroid samus best samus
>>470085632>That just sounds like people stuck in binary thinking. They can't put aside prejudices in thought processes to save the world from villains.No, people think as who they are. Men and women. They think in terms of what each is supposed to do, each was designed and raised to do, and as a result what each is good at. This is in great part what defines our customs and aspirations, in fact, this is so rooted is us that one can define what means to be human in terms of gender roles.For that reason, it's natural that people will project their whole as humans in the things they enjoy. Or rather, they enjoy some things because they denote what they are, what they want to be, or their dreams.Thus, I will not go further on your claims because they stand outside of video games. They satnd from this premise of yours in which you divorce gender of indentity, and indentity of entertainment. No wonder you have such a strict mindset regarding what games are supposed to do to be good.Tell me, are you some of these non binary gender freaks? I'm not joking.
>>470081223Curly is not a good female role model. She has to be constantly rescued and at one point you find her underwear because "she's a cute female, lol".So no, not Curly.
Zero Suit is the ONLY good thing about Metroid. The games are pretty trash.
>>470087539wait is this some trip fag Ive never heard about?
>>470087707some shitposter that used to shit on metroid threads with an Ace Commander pic, not a trip user.
>>470087539No shit, if you go into a metroid thread and see paragraph after paragraph of arguments over how Samus is/should be depicted it's fucking him ruining the thread.
>>470079071>Is Samus insane?daddy and mommy issues fuck with your mind
>>470087237>Objectively, there's no reason to buy a game where the gameplay isn't even good.I agree. But what is considered good gameplay is subjective.Not only this, things like characters, music, design and story also matters in a game.
>>470087838Maybe it's time for you to stop coming here too. It's not healthy.
>>470087638She adds to the gameplay by being a boss fight, being a support shooter against the island core, and being an additional source of firepower during hell sanctuary. Even if she was easily replacable, she had a purpose in gameplay to justify herself. >>470087583>No, people think as who they are. Men and women. They think in terms of what each is supposed to do, each was designed and raised to do, and as a result what each is good atThis is why I don't exactly favor playing as fleshy human meatbags in video games. They just can't get the job done, it has to be sexy or masculine or some other garbage born out of nepotism and their own ego. A robot would get the damn job done and then some. So to answer your question, I'm not one of those "non binary gender freaks". I'm someone who would unironically support replacing every main character in every video game with a sexless, gender machine, one who could get the job done. In other words, i wouldn't mind giving every game the Probotector treatment..>>470087891>I agree. But what is considered good gameplay is subjective.If you'd rather skip the gameplay to watch titties jiggle in a cutscene, that should be a clear indication.
>>470087250This kind of awkward fetish shit is exactly what I'm reminded of every time I see the zero suit. Especially back in Brawl when it was bright baby blue with no texture and hardly any detail.
>>470087838wait so people having a serious discussion about a videogame characters literally isnt possible to you thenman /v/ seems to continuously rationalize away any dissent that consistently occurs as bait or trolling when it could literally just be autism
>>470087971The same goes for you Doug.
>>470087838>discussion bad>spamming porn goodYou have alot of porn boards to go to if you want that.
>>470081097>masculine competence and also masculine strenght in female charactershot
>>470070670I'd accept this or just being tiny and trapped honestly. Or just being bullied by Samus in general.
>>470085916Just morph ball? What's the in-game reason for that even happening?
>>470088635Tanabe is lazy and just wanted it to be a tie in for the multiplayer.
>>470088051>I'm someone who would unironically support replacing every main character in every video game with a sexless, gender machine, one who could get the job done.Then you're an enemy of gaming and should, therefore, be gassed.Honestly, your mindset is simply absurd.
>>470088192Reminder that trannys are not women
>>470088124>>470088167You have no idea, no idea how many times this has happened. This isn't /a/ getting pissed when some newfags want to discuss some anime that's been discussed to death; this is literally a massive repetitive clusterfuck of dumb shit involving one faggot autist raging about some particular conflict that only pertains to a select few aging millennials from a very specific time frame.This shit show has been happening daily since twenty fucking ten. If you aren't Doug trying to steer this ship back into faggotry then I implore you to dig no deeper.
>>470088797I'm not an enemy. I'm a purist. I look at the diseased corpse of video games and I see a medium that needs to be cleansed of its impurities.
>>470088887I should know. I'VE BEEN HERE SINCE 2010. I've bore witness to every single bloody samus porn dump and ERP larp-fest. My hatred of fanservice and cinematic games has existed since.
>>470088897>I want videogames to catter to only me!yeah k
>>470089091We know Doug, but don't you see you're just as autistic as Lee Goldson at this point? Why don't you just fuck off?
>>470088325Giant Samus makes a pretty good bully
This is what she used to wear under the power armor. Then they give her a whole bodysuit and suddenly she's too sexualized and ruined?I'm done trying to understand humankind
>>470081115>I'm probably the only genuine fanAnyone who says this is automatically not a fan
>>470089256I like the blue and general design of this more, works better as casual clothing
>>470089098And that's bad how?>>470089168There's a few differences between me and Lee goldson:>I explain my position without calling anyone a faggot or a nigger or any series of caps lock insults>I hate copypasting responses and will go out of my way to keep from repeating myself>I don't like re-using images too much, so every month I cleanse my reaction image folder (I hate avatarfagging)>I don't evade bans (if I didn't care about the rules of 4channel, I wouldn't care about people mindlessly spamming porn and ruining threads)I just want good Metroid threads again.
Metroid Zero Mission is an 8.5/10 game when you skip every map room and chozo waypoint statue.t. skipped the super missile boss, screw attack was my 5th unlock
>>470088897Do your own games then. Nobody is stoping you. Lastly, you talk like if video games were some kind of cult. Dude, this is just entertaiment. It is not actually important. You will get married and have kids and you will play games here and there and mostly be distracted by other things that actually matter. Don't get me wrong, if I'm on 4chan it means I'm also a "hardcore" gamer who really likes the hobby. But that's what it is. It is just a hobby. If somebody else ruin your hobby, that's really bad. I speak from self experience because day after day I see gaming going downhill, specially because of SJWs in the industry.But I will not die for it, and neither should you.Literally get a life.
>>470089236Well she's already quite superior to things her size and bigger, so it doesn't take any effort for her to have such an advantage over what's basically a doll to her.
>>470089371you're not the center of the universe and there are videogames that are done for your tastes and videogames done for the taste of other people. One of the things of growing up is realizing that people are not like you and they can enjoy other things and that's fine.
>>470088696This hurts me. No wonder it didn't inspire more giant Samus art. It's shit and no one played the game.
>>470089523>muh SJWit's not as bad as you idiots make it seem
>>470089371>I do my autistic tantrums the hard way, no short cuts unlike Mr.GoldsonWe're real proud of you Doug.
>>470068968This. It sucks that the actual game she featured in is so unbelievably fucking shit. It soured me,on metroid games for a while, at least until I played Super/Prime.
>>470089523If I don't hold a passion for something I enjoy, then why enjoy it at all? It's not even limited to video games. I see all too many of my favorite hobbies get ruined because of casuals and laziness. For example, if you're a chef then you would hate the onslaught of fast food chains making people unhealthy with tasteless garbage. If you were a programmer you'd hate the onslaught of pajeets who work cheap and don't bring quality to the table. It's all for the same purpose: cutting corners for higher profits. Nobody understands quality anymore. If I were to die tomorrow, I'd die knowing that I didn't sacrifice my standards because the world asked me to.>>470089574I criticize all video games, regardless of if they pander to me. The fans want to proclaim the game as perfection and beyond criticism, so they should be prepared for criticism, like with TLOU or BOTW. The latter isn't a bad game for example, but I don't buy it being a 10/10. Personally played it, had an average time. But with everyone jerking off the cinematic storytelling via memories and the waifus you'd think it was a flawless masterpiece.
>>470068909The ZSS section in ZM was actually great. ZSS sucked real bad in Other M but then so did everything else in that trash fire.ZSS didn't really make any other games better or worse.
>>470089553No effort at all. You’d just be a tiny plaything for her to do anything she wants with at her leisure.
Not gonna lie, Zerosuit Samus is a thicc thotty slut built for cum reception and literally nothing but.Yes it was a strange direction to have taken metroid. Yes it has irreperably damaged metroid. Oh well.everyone dies.
>>470089256People bitching about this were never Metroid fans from the start.
>>470091083>>470089256It was bad no matter what. She should've never been out of her suit. It should've just been power suit all the time.
>>470089635kill yourself tranny
>>470089978Would she enjoy something that resist more or something that immediately bends backwards to her will? I'm definite the latter
>>470068909haloid ruined metroid
>>470089635>le cinematic Naughty Dog experience>big boobs bad>manly men bad>Gamers themselves are bad. Must be indoctrinated>Entire mainstream media does not talk about games anymore, just politics>can't have games based on historic events because muh history also bad>Muh realism>games play themselves because muh accesibilityAnd the list goes on, but this last one should be enough to tell it is actually that bad. It means people who don't play games get to decide what games should be like.You are a faggot and a liar.
>>470069457We have a winner. They also ruin video games. On the same scale as SJW.
>>470092791Probably both depending on her mood. Sometimes she might enjoy the thrill of feeling someone hopelessly try to squirm and fight against her powerful fingers and sometimes she may just want to sit back and relax while someone worships her.
>>470092976Alot of those problems stem from SJWs hating good gameplay and wanting story heavy walking simulators. Just like weebs, only they want titties sprinkled in everywhere.Sounds like the two groups have alot more in common than they care to admit.
>>470080056>Look at this guy for example. Hates Metroid Prime because Samus isn't sexy enough. He doesn't even bother taking the gameplay into the equation. Is this the attitude you want propagated in Metroid?Thats the problem with gaming today. You have Sexual Justice warriors, that just wants everything to be their porn. And you have Social Justice Warriors, that just wants everything to be representational.It ruins everything for those of us that just want good games.
>>470068909Only for trannies or homosexuals.
>>470093212>wanting story heavy walking simulators. Just like weebsNot that guy, but JRPGs aren't walking simulators. Weebs also like games like Devil May Cry, Survival Horrors and action RPGs.But I suppose anything that has a cutscene is a walking simulator for you. Just go fuck yourself.
>>470093171Good because any squirming and pushing would likely come from wanting to feel her overwhelming power. I think if she ever made a direct order to me it would break me, with or without size difference.
>>470093637>but JRPGs aren't walking simulators.
>>470069457Waifufags ARE /v/
>>470094103And it's no wonder that /v/ is considered one of the worst boards.
>>470087250Now make her fat.
>>470093835The size difference would just make her presence even more overwhelming when she looms over you and gives you the order to start climbing.
>>470094441>>470093835>>470093171>>470092791>>470089978>>470089553>>470089236>>470088325>>470070670>>470070452>>470069137And they say degenerates don't ruin threads. Hah, that's rich.
>>470083919This is the guy that thinks Super Metroid's introductory cutscene was too much. There's no reasoning with him.
>>470087250>Like outrageous amounts of expansion>Get picky about it and don't like stuff like tubes unwillingly filling a girl with waterWho knew my dick could try and deprave me of enjoying content?
>>470068968this, games suck main character is hot.
>>470087345It straddles the line between cartoonish and grotesque pretty well.
>>470094441I'm glad she has enough of a sense of humor to present tasks specifically designed to humiliate someone for being so small. It gets even better when punishment for failure is being made even smaller.
>>470094528But it is unreasonable? a Speedrunner-friendly game should NOT have unskippable cutscenes.
>>470094724Not even as punishment. She could decide to make you smaller after you pull off her request perfectly to make it extra challenging for you next time, or just because she wants to feel even more massive around you.
>>470076567Fuck...this just reminded me i used to wank to this
>>470094647I believe that's what it is.
>>470094897Piss off with that logic. By your reasoning, Mario shouldn't even have an animation for getting a star, the game should just cut back to the castle immediately after he makes contact with it. Context is part of a game because outside of a puzzle game it establishes what you should be doing or working towards. Sometimes that context can only be presented to the player very directly, in a particular way in which the player's input would have no meaning. So you add a scripted sequence to establish the context. It can be done poorly, it can be done well, and sometimes it can be overdone even if done well, but such narrative devices have their place.
>>470093867>being so wrong that somebody outside the discussion steps in to admonish you
>>470094557Pickiness can be good. Inflating into a pile of literal spheres is shit, but actual expansion and light inflation with liquid making a large sloshing belly are pretty good.
>>470083129nice, never seen this art before
>>470095006Good. The more she freely uses her power to be and feel bigger than me the better. I'll willingly be as tiny and helpless as it takes to keep making her happy.
>>470094897If you start the game once and complete the opening cutscene, it'll never play again afterwards for that save file.
>>470095174>a 5 minute unskippable cinematic text crawl which could easily be in the manual, somehow makes the game betterYeah nah. I've even played romhacks where they take it out, and the game is instantly improved. It's unnecessary fat for the "cinematic crowd".
>>470095279Becoming a sphere is too much, and anything involving helium and floating ruins it for me. belly can be cute
>>470071371> good looking women aren't real
>>470095443>I don't like it, therefore it's bad.And I don't like the fact that Mario Kart 8's roster was bloated with a bunch of shitty baby characters nobody likes, but you don't see me shitting up every Mario thread about that, do you?Has it ever occurred to you that opinions other than your own exist and have their own validity? Additionally, have you considered that the holders of said opinions are already PAINFULLY aware of yours, and are tired of your whining about them when the world doesn't conform to your every whim?
>>470095471Not even into that sort of stuff, but I'd like to just point out that one of Samus' trademark abilities is to literally become a sphere, though I suppose she shrinks (sort of?) to do that.
>>470095318Whether or not you’re willing might not do much to affect how you get used, but she’d probably appreciate having a toy with such loyalty instead of needing to force you all the time.
>>470095438Yeah, which means nothing if you're speedrunning, because you have to start a new save file anyway. And you ALWAYS have to watch it.
>>470068909Yeah wtf Metroid looks so girly in it.
>>470095859I don't get hard to the morph ball otherwise I'd be happy about >>470085916
>>470095806>And I don't like the fact that Mario Kart 8's roster was bloated with a bunch of shitty baby characters nobody likes, but you don't see me shitting up every Mario thread about that, do you?When they gloat about how their game is the best game ever and it can't ever be criticized, they shouldn't cry and complain when people bring up the game's flaws.>Has it ever occurred to you that opinions other than your own exist and have their own validity? I thought that, but then I discarded the notion because these opinions are held up only by the owner's desires to see titties, therefore there is no validity in them. If they want respect for their opinions, they're gonna need to bring something to the table other than larping waifu filth, or tumblr-grade cinematic wanking.
>>470095907It adds nothing to the ingame counter if you just finish the cutscene and then reset the console. Then you have a save file you can use ad infinitum. It's completely vanilla except for the fact that the cutscene has already been watched.
>>470096048Do you even read what you type, or do you truly lack all self-awareness?
>>470069015dude's brain just stopped working at the end
>>470096072>>470096004>>470095930>>470095837>>470095771>>470095647>>470095520You sure are making a valid argument in favor of waifus.>>470096137>if you go through a bunch of BS that you shouldn't have to do in the first place, which still involves watching the cutscene, then it somehow makes it okayOof
Why are people still replying to ACfag?
>>470095806there's opinions ("Metroid Prime is a good game") and then there's being wrong ("Metroid Prime's gameplay was improved with the addition of Cutscenes")learn the difference, cumbrain.
>>470096150What did I say that prompted this response?
>>470096276The vain hope that he might finally recognize we aren't interested in arguing with him and just want him to leave so we can discuss Metroid games without the thread becoming a shitshow.
>>470096253>oh no I have to watch a 2 minute cutscene exactly onceget real, you may have had a point if it was mandatory every time you started the game but it's really just insignificant
>>470095887I'm sure I'll last longer staying on her good side. Better to be a toy than a snack.
>>470096296>my opinions are right because I say they are and I'm rational>your opinions are wrong because you're irrational because I say you areYou either have legit autism or you're just a cunt.
>>470095907>anything to do with speedrunning as an argument about game design
>>470070452I've seen a few pictures like that.>>470069137I honestly expected her to have way more giantess art than she does, I'm not sure why but there isn't all that much 2big4u zss out there.
>>470096391>>470096535It IS mandatory if you ever want to replay the game. Maybe a speedrunner can bypass it by doing a bunch of BS he shouldn't have to do, but everyone else is screwed. Even the speedrunner has to do more work than he should. Of course, this is just one game. Try this garbage in a JRPG like Xenoblade or final Fantasy. Try skipping cutscenes for 50 hours and tell me it's worth it.>>470096524Your opinion is wrong because your idea of a good video game is looking at titties and watching cutscenes. Pretty simple desu.
>>470096310Reread your post again. If you cannot see the problem, you really are hopeless. Here's a hint: opinions and facts are not the same thing.
I won't lie, if I were a girl, I would cosplay Zero Suit and would actively seek how to improve it, even if it would mean running in latex.I recently ran into French girl channel on YT that loves to dress up as Samus and literally collects various zero cosplay suits so its not unrealistic.
>>470096632My goodness the sweat
>>470096653mandatory cutscenes throughout the whole game is an important flaw but a 2 minute cutscene you only watch once is so insignificant I hesitate to call it a blemish. >>470096535nothing wrong with speedrunning bro, especially in a game with a smooth skill curve like super metroid
Charizard busting nuts inside Samus.
>>470096657Opinions backed by facts are honorary facts.>>470096764>2 minute cutscene you only watch once is so insignificant I hesitate to call it a blemish. it IS a blemish because it shouldn't be there. If you can speedrun the game without caring a single bit about the story, it shouldn't be forced on you at any point.
>>470096524again, there's Opinions ("This game is good") and then there's just being wrong ("This game is great because it has cutscenes of my waifu")
>>470096454Unless she decides to make you into a snack all of a sudden, just to enjoy getting some actual resistance out of you before she swallows.
>>470096735I bet it's really comfy in there. The suit isn't so tight that you couldn't crawl around so it would be neat to crawl around exploring her as she's exploring.I'd like to spend some time in her navel too but I'd be worried about her abs crushing me.
>>470096727>I recently ran into French girl channel on YT that loves to dress up as Samus and literally collects various zero cosplay suits so its not unrealistic.You need to share that now anon
>>470069205>>i-i'll prove him wrong! watch me go! hyaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwSXAd_TqWI>samus is now a sex symbol
>>470096993have an improved version of your picture.
>>470096764>nothing wrong with speedrunningsee>>470096882DESU I'm not even knocking speedrunning, just that catering to speedrunners in general game design is beyond stupid.
>PlebMasturbating to ZS Samus>PatricianMasturbating to Varia Samus with the helmet on>Elder GodMasturbating to Varia Samus in ball form
>>470096993>I'd like to spend some time in her navel tooThat would be where all the sweat ends up gathering though. It would be like a small swimming pool filled with her oily skin secretions drenching you in her overwhelming scent.
>>470097272>DESU I'm not even knocking speedrunning, just that catering to speedrunners in general game design is beyond stupid.You mean catering to people who want to play video games and not just want 500 hours of cinematics and waifu garbage? Oh, how horrible! Imagine a future where video games were actually about gameplay!
>>470096923Then that would be my fate. It's not like I could stop her. Once she's decided I'm a snack, then I'm a snack.>>470096993There'd also be the danger of slowly sliding down further and further. It'd probably only get harder to climb the more she would sweat. And fortunately for some and unfortunately for others, ending up in her boots might be inevitable.
>>470097031>>470097141https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCCYWIvYIHYmDOtgyT8VDJSg/videosHope you like it.
>>470097272In Super Metroid you don't have to choose. It caters to (90s) casuals, atmospherefags and speedrunners.
>>470097594>she made a fangameThanks for the free WR friend
>>470097437You were always a snack, the only decision to be made is when she should have you after getting bored of playing around.
I want to speedrun a Metroid game. Which one should I choose? Super Metroid seems too overwhelming. Fusion is the one I played most as a kid but the scene seems kinda dead
>>470097390>"Time trial is the only game mode that matters"
>>470097840Am2r, the shinesparking in those runs are ridiculous, plus morph ball button.
>>470097873>video games need to be artistic! they can't be too videogamey or i won't feel validated by my art professor!
>>470098002we can have both
>>470098002>"I like playing games">"If you do x, you can skip 30% of the game. Isn't that great?"
>>470097594Now imagine her having sex with her boyfriend in zero suit and wig while demanding to be called Samus or getting into contortion training to be able to fold like her favorite character
>>470098138That's what they said, before they took over the industry and started pushing videogamey products to the back of the bus. Meanwhile every E3 is filled with Uncharted and God of War and Halo and every other manner of cinematic realistic shooter. "We can have both" indeed.>>470098191>"If you do x, you can skip 30% of the game. Isn't that great?">try this in any other game>game immediately shoves 500 other cutscenes in my space>spend more time skipping cutscenes than actually playing the game
>>470097828Stop it, anon I don't think handle being talked down to so directly while at work.
>>470098317>"Haha I only skip major portions of this game I *like to play* because other games I don't like won't let me skip anything."Fuckssakeson, play a racing game or gain some perspective on your niche autismoid hobby.
>>470098501Here's an idea: how about games NOT have cutscenes to begin with, and try and minimize this cinematic scourge? Why be against the idea of culling the crowd that just wants cutscenes?
>>470098618if a game REALLY want to have cut scenes, they should do it like HL2 didhave npcs and stuff happen around you while you retain full control over your character
>>470098469You should get used to it, anon. After all when you start your new job as a tiny plaything you’ll only be getting talked down to by your giant owner. After all there’s no other way to speak to such a puny little thing.
>>470098618some games are improved by cutscenesthere exist more genres than metroidvania and some of them are even good>>470098798fuck that, HL2 cutscenes suck because they're unskippable. They're engaging the first time around and then never again.
>>470098618Yeah, sure, cutscenes should be skippable. And tutorials should be optional or subtle, and in general games should be more game than movie.
>>470098798HL2 had an okay idea, but it similarly led to moments where you're stuck in an area and can't proceed until the story says so. Sure you have control, but you're essentially shackled to the NPCs until they're done.>>470098846>some games are improved by cutscenesWould you say that about games where every other second is a cutscene?
>>470068968>op says something negative>first reply says something negative back>FPBPNever change reddit
>>470098846This. Games like the Last of Us are a fucking slog on repeat playthroughs because of all the pseudo-cutscenes where you’re forced to walk around listening to characters have a casual conversation.
>>470098846Stop responding to it, dude. Its convinced its self that it's opinions are fact and that everyone who disagrees is just stupid. Attempting communication is pointless.
>>470098921of course not but we're not talking about that, you're getting upset about games with 10 minutes of cutscenes in a 7 hour adventure
>>470099068I'm upset that people think that unskippable cutscenes in ANY capacity should be defended. I'm also a little annoyed by the notion that people can't play a game unless there's a cinematic story telling them what to do. It's an insult to classics like Pong and Pac-man and Tetris.
>>470098812But in that environment I'm expected to be visibly weak and pathetic.
>>470099178Literally nobody is saying that games need cinematic story telling to be good. You're arguing with people that don't exist.
>>470068909>trannies still mad as fuckThat is hilarious
>>470099276Just last metroid thread we had someone unironically call Tetris "putrid russian dogshit" because it didn't have a story or narrative. These people indeed exist, and you shouldn't be surprised by their existence. Look at the industry and how it's training kids to love gacha and lootboxes and cinematic experiences. You think they'd ever go back to a good video game if all they've known is paying 5 bucks to unlock a chance at a cosmetic, or a 60 dollar walking simulator that lectures you about white privilege and donald trump? They've been infected by the latest corporate propaganda, and if anyone in this thread likes Nintendo as their favorite company, they would probably tell you the same thing about how they went to Nintendo to avoid this filth propagating itself throughout the medium.
>>470082991This guy gets it
>>470089256In a just world this would have become her standard design and not the zero suit.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RpqojmzBRGQI wish latex cosplays would be more popular.
>>470097331Good>>470097437I'd be just fine with that. I guess it would depend on how much if at all she is concerned with keeping me around, if she wanted she could figure a way to keep me out of danger. Maybe she could just keep me stuck in one place with a bandaid or something.
>>470099724A bandaid would probably come loose from all the sweat building up. The safest way to keep you would be securely inside her body.
The zero suit made Samus boring. She used to get a new design in every game but now it's always just a slight variant of the same thing so there's no point to the endings anymore since you already know what you're gonna get.
>>470068909The series started to dip in quality around the time Zero Mission and Corruption were released. Every game prior to those was 10/10. Puritans just blame the Zero Suit because sex is bad.
>>470099864All things considered I don't think she would be too sweaty in that suit. It's spacebirb magitech so maybe is even has a cooling feature or something similar.
>>470097331Those are exactly the places any reasonable anon would be searching for.
>>470088325>Or just being bullied by Samus in generalI can respect thisBecause it's absolutely top tier
>>470100005But the sweat would be helpful for slipping out of the suit and also driving anyone to submission with the concentrated scent. Seems more like a powerup would be making her sweat far more.
>>470099680Latex is a pain in the ass, you have to lube yourself up / cover yourself in talcum powder to get into it, it's kinda sensitive to becoming too dry, and way more prone to tearing if you're not super careful with it, unless it's so thick you can barely move. Not to mention it doesn't breath, at all. Makes it kinda difficult to wear for extended periods to a convention or the like.There's a reason zentai's are so popular (price has something to do with that as well, though that's probably also a "More popular / more's made / it can be cheaper"), shame in many cases latex just looks so much better.
I have a rare, one off Futa edit of Samus Aran. It only exist on one /v/ archive thread. Superb qualityHow jelly are you?
>>470100123I'm a reasonable person. It doesn't always have to be weird.
>>470100230Extremely jealous, as I love futa to death.
do they even make metroid games anymore?
>>470100070They’re the best places to be after all. Like getting wedged deep in the sweltering crevice of her underboob.
>>470100336Sorry anon, everyone here hates Metroid games. They're just here for the zero suit porn. Infact, every single person ITT (except for me) hates Metroid Prime for not having any zero suit. This is why I'm the only genuine fan left.
>>470100446The suit is sure to be incredibly tight in the chest, making it a hard treasure to reach. Once you're wedged in there I doubt there's any chance of escape.
>>470100181I assume that latex cosplay is something reserved or quick shows within cons or paid photo sessions with both professional cosplayer and photographer.But at the other hand, I saw video with amateur cosplayer that bought her NGE Mari latex plugsuit and mentioned that after some training it becomes easier to wear for 4+ hours straight but at the start, 30min was max. It was a little funny to hear her saying with some awkward smile "it does feel weird, ha ha, it's full body latex suit after all...but I think I look good in it".That's how it begin I guess.
>>470100697Exactly. Once you’re in there that’s it. You’ve got to deal with her giant tits and their immense weight crushing you from above and smothering you in sweaty flesh for however long she plans on wearing the suit, which has to be at least a good few hours.
>>470099942I can understand this but I do also like that she now has a consistent design. I also like that they fixed her hair. That 'straight-bangs with a long bang sweeping over across them' look she had from Zero Mission through Prime 3 (and Brawl) was weird as fuck.
>>470100279Desu its bulge on latex too
>>470101369god FUCKING damn it anon
The zero suit is a magnet for absolute shit tier artists so in the long run it ended up making her less sexy.
>>470088325How tiny, Anon?>>470100446Unf. Imagine.>>470100937I'd be fine with her doing whatever she wanted with me honestly, if that means keeping me in there all day then so be it. I do wonder though if she would want me to struggle and squirm around or stay put. Maybe she'd condition me over time until I start begging to be back in her suit whenever she lets me out.
>>470101170Consistency is boring. Metroid will never be mainstream so there's no need to homogenize it.
There is one silver lining to this thread: I can save it to the archive and forever have proof that /v/ hates metroid and even the "fans" have never touched a single game in the series. It remains definitive proof that I am the last Metroid fan in the galaxy, which is certainly not at peace.But by all means, continue your LARP. I could use more proof in future threads. A 500 post thread of porn spam is a much better bout of evidence than a mere 458 post thread.
>>470101639>I do wonder though if she would want me to struggle and squirm around or stay put. She’d probably get pissed at you but give off pretty clear signs that she enjoyed it.
>All this talk about futa and giantess SamusStop, don't do this to me
>>470101639My favorite isn't a specific size, but to be continually or periodically getting smaller. And related to your mention of "conditioning" I don't think anything small enough to get wedged under her sweaty boob could spend an hour under that intense condition without developing an addiction.
>>470101929post your times poser
>>470101967Too late anon it’s already started. Imagine futa giantess Samus
>>470101929Thank you anon. I love you, armored core anon. This will be my one and only post in this thread. Even /vr/ has better metroid threads. Mostly about romhacks for the NES and SNES games. But you summed it up perfectly and if it were up to me, so these blonde bimbo biker bitches zero suit posting gorilla ape monkey pp touchers would get banned from posting in metroid threads.
>>470101967What's the matter, Anon?>>470102014Constant shrinking a good.Also growing waifu a good.I like the idea of ending up a tiny speck exploring my goddess's body.
>>470082195Bayonetta is 17 hours for one playthrough and designed for multiple playthroughs at like 50 hours with side content.It has 2 hours and 30 minutes of cutscenes, which are all skippable.
>>470102096I purposely take my time to avoid the disgusting, putrid sex fanservice.
>>470102148Stroking herself through her suit with tiny anons trapped inside of it
>>470102265>you should be okay with a game smearing putrid shit in your face for 2 hoursYeah, nah. That's still disgusting. You could offer me a billion hours of gameplay, and I'd still turn to you and say "yeah alright, but why did you smear shit in my face"?>b-but you can skip itOh joy, so I can duck out of the way of you smearing shit in my face. that's nice. You shouldn't be doing it in the first place. Tell you what, when you stop attempting to smear cutscene shit in my face, then I'll consider the rest of the """gameplay""".
>>470102285Managing to get several of them trapped against sensitive spots until their constant squirming helps her shoot off a load big enough to fill a tanker truck.
>>470102278ha ha ha casual, come back when you have sub 2 hours
>>470101967>>470102148>>470102285>>470102408Somehow you took futa and made it legitimately gay.I'm disappointed in you.
>>470102389>Tell you what, when you stop attempting to smear cutscene shit in my face, then I'll consider the rest of the """gameplay""".So this is the famous intellect of Acfag, how pathetic.But at least you only spread your faggotry in Metroid threads now, so that's okay.But still, do everybody a favor and either stop being gay or just kill yourself.
>>470102408You had better mean a tanker truck in size relative to Samus. Any less isn't enough.>>470102254Both because she's absorbing your size.
>>470102481Why though?>>470102560I do enjoy how you had no argument. You literally couldn;t defend hour after hour of filth bringing down the quality of this movie game. You had to point to other parts of the game in a bout of whataboutism. shoot, by that logic I could say God of War isn't a movie game because you can waste 60 hours in pointless sidequests. That's not gonna magically fix the horrible story that's forced on you (and yes, it is forced on you even if you can skip the cutscenes via the latest patch).You can't tolerate a bad practice, or other games might start getting ideas.
>>470068909zero suit saved it
>>470102750you're so shit at metroid you can't even do the basic bitch challenges, you're as casual as they come
>>470102709At your size that would be literally a sea or even a ocean whenever she came.
>>470102709>size absorbYes please.>she'll never bully me while draining my size until I disappear under her foot
>>470102852And eventually the size difference between you gets so great you start to see her individual sperm cells.
>>470102828I don't see why I should, though. i don't want to be punished for playing Metroid with some disgusting slut at the end credits. Offer me an actual incentive ala Metroid Prime or AM2R, and then we'll talk.
>>470102917>looking at an attractive woman is a punishmentare you some kind of het hating queer?
>>470102889>she keeps shrinking you and taking your height until you’re nothing but a speck under her foot>meanwhile you vanishing into microscopic size only gives her about six inches herself since that’s all you’re worth
>>470102917>i don't want to be punished for playing Metroid with some disgusting slut at the end creditsAre you gay or a tranny?
She should have looked like this
>>470068968This. Metroid was always shit and made obsolete by indies and Igavanias.
>>470103046>>470103006>GAY>QUEER>TRANNYIs that the best arguments you can muster? Do you need waifus dangled at the end of a rope just to make a better comeback?
>>470103023Some people like the benefit of her growing a lot, but I actually enjoy it even more when she'll completely absorb me for just a few inches, specifically because of how little I'm worth. Bonus points for her expecting more but you're so pathetic and submissive that she grows even less than expected and mocks you the entire time.
>>470079539Does your wife or girlfriend agree with your analysis?
>>470103084So, even sadder than she looks now?Jesus Christ Nintendo, just make this dumb bitch a robot already.
>>470103130You are the one being triggered as fuck over a women in a bikini.That is a sign of either being extremely gay, a tranny or some other mental illness.
>>470100769That's the same with any sort of non-breathing full body covering, you need to force your body regulate itself better.>"it does feel weird, ha ha, it's full body latex suit after all...but I think I look good in it".Well, yeah, there's a reason they still have popularity despite zentai's being a thing and they're such a pain all around. No comparison to what latex can do for the human form.
>>470103243>the guy putting out logical arguments and discussing Metroid is triggered>but not the underage kids spamming larping fetish porn because one guy triggered them with the trutth (which is that metroid would be better without waifu pandering)
>>470103130>still no argument as to how this is in any way worsedo you think all the artwork you get for being good in fusion and zm is somehow bad because there's a titty in some of them? how is a bonus for being good at the game a bad thing unless you don't like what the bonus is, i.e. an attractive woman
>>470103381How is literally saying > i don't want to be punished for playing Metroid with some disgusting slut at the end credits.Not horribly triggered?LOL, acfag really is gay.
>>470103412I'm saying it's bad because of one very big reason: it's acting as filler in place of an ACTUAL reward. Objectively I would rather have new game content unlocked as a result of beating the game. a picture of some slut does nothing.Look at AM2R. I can unlock 100+ new ways to play the game and the zero suit barely even registers on my radar. I love the zss in AM2R because it's actually ugly as sin, people can't jerk off to that kind of weird uncanney valley art. Works as a great waifufag repellant. Infact, maybe tumblr is onto something with these "women who are intentionally ugly" deal.
>>470103571Nah, he's just sexually attracted to robots.
>>470103658That would be too respectable for acfag.
>>470103571Look what happens as a result of having a slut in the game. Look at how nobody in this thread (save for me) wanted to talk about metroid. Every one of you just wanted to larp about your futa giantess waifu garbage. That is directly a result of sex fanservice, and it should be destroyed.
>>470103571Even worse since being rewarded with seeing Samus outside of her suit is a series tradition started with the first fucking game.Also can we start hating AM2R now that we know it likes it? I liked the game enough but it kinda ruined things in regards to the existence of Samus Returns and that you can't say shit about it with a ton of shitposting about how AM2R is better.
I wish nintendo would acknowledge metroid outside of Smash again. :(
>>470103765>a terrible feature that brings down the game should be allowed to stay because Nintendo never bothered to remove it
>>470103743>Look at how nobody in this thread (save for me) wanted to talk about metroidNo you didn't, you just wanted to SEETHE about cutscenes and women.This entire thread doesn't contain a single attempt by you to talk about games, just cry and screech.
>>470103849Terrible if you're a tranny maybe.
>>470103930>No you didn't, you just wanted to SEETHE about cutscenes and women.Ah yes, silly me for suggesting improvements to fix Metroid, in particular by removing elements that bring down the gameplay.
>>470103824I don't, I'd rather they make a new F-Zero game and just quietly retire Metroid.
>>470103743>Enter a porn thread>Be surprised when there are horny anonsJust visit normal Metroid threads fag there are plenty of them.
>>470103159Yeah that exact scenario is perfect, especially if she decides to just keep you speck-sized in her shoe instead of finishing you off for that negligible height boost.
>>470104110>Ah yes, silly me for suggesting improvements to fix Metroid, in particular by removing elements that bring down the gameplay.See, that's just SEETHING about cutscenes and women.Nice "wanting to discuss the games"
>>470104212There are no normal Metroid threads. Maybe ones I start, but they get ruined by porn spam fast.>>470104239>See, that's just SEETHING about cutscenes and women.Don't be silly anon. That's like saying that I'm seething at 30 FPS because I want games to run at a stable 60 FPS. Why wouldn't you want to improve a game if given the opportunity?
>>470104218Maybe she just forgot to keep shrinking you. I can't imagine she'd willingly care for a speck unless she decided the punishment under her foot would be better.
>>470104392>That's like saying that I'm seething at 30 FPS because I want games to run at a stable 60 FPS. Why wouldn't you want to improve a game if given the opportunity?Yes, if you kept making hundreds of postd about it, people would call you out for SEETHING about that as well.And considering how you want to make games worse, it's fantastic nobody takes fags seriously.
>>470104392There are plenty, unless you think a single pic of Samus outside of the power suit invalidates the whole thing.
>>470104431Just a passing thought about how you must be feeling trapped inside a mile long boot underneath her massive sole is all you get before she forgets about you entirely, probably even squishing you by accident with her next step.
>>470104536>And considering how you want to make games worse, If you want character dramas and cinematic experiences, go read a book. Video games are about gameplay.>>470104545I bet you think this thread is legitimate discussion, despite 250 posts being nothing but larping waifu spam. There are no metroid threads until the fandom collectively, and violently, rejects any trace of waifuism and cinematics. The series must be cleansed at all costs.
>>470104596>accidentI'm partial to being so small it leads to eternal captivity or dumb scenarios like flattened cartoonishly beneath her.
>>470104671I literally said 2 posts ago that this is a porn thread not a discussion thread. Are you seething so hard that you forgot that?
>>470104671>There are no metroid threads until the fandom collectively, and violently, rejects any trace of waifuism and cinematics. The series must be cleansed at all costs.And you still claim you aren't just SEETHING.Nice "talking about videogames"
>>470104727>eternal captivityLike being able to fit through the microscopic grooves on the bottom of her feet so she can’t even step on you any more, leaving you to spend the rest of your days in the shoe section of her zero suit?
>>470104776You only consider it a porn thread because I called you out on it. Had I not been here, and the same porn larpers continued, you'd consider this perfectly valid discussion. Just like how you consider Nier discussion valid even though it's just 500 posts of 2B's ass, or Xenoblade discussion being nothing but waifu wars. That's okay too according to you.>>470104819>And you still claim you aren't just SEETHING.What you call seething, I call attempting to save the series. while you use your buzzwords mindlessly, I continue thinking of what's best for video games. You will never come close to that. Your obsession with porn and waifus has rotted any ability to form an argument.
>>470105020You can literally see Samus' cunt in the OP.
>>470104846Exactly. Not being anything more than a speck that no one could even see or feel. Practically part of her foot just like the rest of the size she absorbed from me. The only sensations left for me are to be stepped and sweat on.
>>470105103And yet that would be okay with you in any other thread.
>>470105178It is okay, but don't pretend you didn't want this to be a porn thread.
>>470105104Sounds like a hell of a way to spend the rest of your life.Anyway this was a fun little chat but looks like the thread is about to fall off the board. So long, anon
>>470086686There are also games that are mostly about the story and the gameplay is only serviceable, and that is okay too. You just seem bothered by attractive people, probably insecure.
>>470105202Pffft, that's funny anon.
>>470105281>>470105262I'll leave you with this: Let it be known that I will weather any insult for the sake of a better game, a better future. One where Metroid is liked for its gameplay, not its tits. I frankly don't care if all of /v/ hates me for it. It's a cause worth fighting for. Hate me if you will, I welcome it. But I will not be sorry for fighting for Metroid's future.