One hour to go until the first stream of the day.
https://drive.google.com/open?id=16iPp4VeowlGULMaCTnCUM7COfilzbdnJPirate some crash games, includes scans of track overviews from the strategy guides and some entire strategy guides in pdf form
>>466080523What could they possibly give us that will make our dicks harder than they already are?
>>466080523What time is it starting? I'm getting off work in 20 minutes and would like to get home before it does.
>>466080523How will the Grand Tour events work with the PC version?Will they redo them?
>>466080724an hour from now, on facebook at e3.>>466080734They're basically just updates, so the PC version should come with it all built in.
>>466080876Thanks a lot.
>>466080523REMINDER TO ALL CRASH FAGSTHIS IS A LOOTBOX INFESTED 30FPR PAY-TO-PLAY PIECE OF SHIT!
To the person asking for Ami's voice: https://youtu.be/0Lih2BXsxgY?t=302
>>466080876>They're basically just updateswhat about the cosmetics you can only get during the events?
apparently theres a vid of Amican someone post it ?
Before sonicfags come in and start bawwingNo Microtransactions, no Time-gated content:https://screenrant.com/crash-team-racing-microtransactions-gameplay-presentation-e3-2019/https://twitter.com/Kh3O/status/1138598823142535168
>>466081002More like play to win. You get shit from doing the game.
>>466081089>>466081136>>466081002>m-muh 30 fpsbegone, sonicfag, your game is trash in comparison, come to terms with it or leave the thread
>>466081089If you don’t get it then goes to the pit stop so if they don’t do the grand prixs on pc it’ll just be in the pit stop from the start there are no limited time items
>>466081136>>466081320>ingame currencyand that can't be bought, right?
>>466080876Where exactly? Do you have a link perhaps?
>>466080695Brio Nina Kong
>>466081453Here's the schedule:https://blog.activision.com/crash-bandicoot/2019-06/Activision-at-E3-2019-Crash-Team-Racing-Nitro-Fueled-Heres-What-You-Need-to-Know>>466081441No microtransactions, so no.
>>466081035>raspy tomboy voicenoice
>>466081629>No microtransactions, so no.Nice.Hopefully there won't be too much grind for them.
>>466081002Sonictard desperation reaches new heights.
>>466081835I think even Activision know that putting micro transactions in a remake of a beloved game aimed at kids is a bad idea. They’re still a scummy company but they’re at least smart about it.
>>466081629You are so so naive. Wumpacoins for dollars will be a thing. Karts with improved stats will be a thing. And you will all be forking over this extra money for 30fps
>>466082343>lyingShouldn't you be at camp, you insufferable little faggot?
>>466082742>trying to put people in camps for telling the truth/pol/ strikes again
>>466082343>Karts with improved stats will be a thingKarts don't even have stats
>30FPS>Censored Bandiboobs>Lootboxes>Pay-to-winWhy do people like this game?
>>466080695>Brio>Cortex Henchman>Crash Mascot
>>466083145Who caresThey are in what more do you want?NopeNopeNice bait friend, take this (You)
>>466081692holy hell, she can pin me down and call me her plaything any day
>>466083252If they put Mascot Crash in I'm buying this game twice.
>>466083441>who caresAnyone who demands more from their gaming companies>They are in, what more do you want?I want people to not support blatant censorship and remain true to artistic visions.>NopeBrainlet>NopeBrainlet
>>466080695Championship bikesVelos Championship bikeCharacters:>Emperor velo>Nina Cortex>Brio>Koala>Moe>Evil Coco and Evil Crash>yaya panda>Rilla RooSkins:>Coco Cortex>Bike Crash>Police sheriff Cortex>Red haired Nina from Ninas schoolTo make people really lose their shit?A completely remade CNK campaign, with new cut scenes
How is everyone feeling about the new track? I'm a little bit lukewarm on it, but I think it's because all the footage has nobody drifting at all or taking any shortcuts.
>>466084369where is the censorship?
>>466084618At this point, it doesn't seem unlikely. Why else would they hold Fake Velo for so long when they revealed all of the other CNK chars at once?
>>466084629It's alright, layout's a little basic. The jungle track (there's a shot of the trophy girls racing on it) looks like it'll be better
>>466084369>remain true to artistic visions.ND's? Crash hasn't done that since Nitro Kart anyway.
I hope Kempfer hasn't lost all his blood from his brain to his dick when T-girls were revealed.We need more of his teases.
>>466084629Having just one wumpa crate on the map and the others being a randomized delivery by a lab assistant on the ramp between the pyramid and the city is a bit weird.
>>466084759They have nerfed the trophy girls tits, renamed them some sort of fagot girlpower name 'Nitro Force', and put them in full body outfits. Blatant censorship.
Do you think they will add Velo's and Geeary's minions??
>>466081035>tranny voice Dropped
>>466084926I don't disagree, I think the shortcut at the start is too basic. I wish they had made the arabian market multiple tiers of height so you could pick upper or lower.I'm hoping they do a bit of cleanup on it before release, but the prehistoric track looks fine so far.
>>466085312>alternate costumes are censorship when the original outfits have jiggle physicsStop, you are an embarrassment.
>>466085312Get laid ya fucking permavirgin
>>466085312oh you are right, you know what?I'm gonna cancel my pre order
>>466081035>let’s the TNT blow up without trying to get it offI’m literally seething
>>466085565first they need to add the CNK bosses karts
>>466085312Are you the same guy who screamed a dragon's horns were a different color?
Why yes, I main N. Brio in Crash Team Racing: Nitro Fueled, how did you know?
>>466085312Come on, do some fucking research before you shit up the thread, they all have the og costumes.
>>466085312>and put them in full body outfitsThose are just skins you mongol. Don't speak if you don't know shit.
wait why is everyone ITT so sure about PC? Did they announce something?
>>466086143Oh god these threads never stop delivering
>>466086143Fucking BASEDDo you have a blog or somewhere I can follow you? Love your work
>>466086376N-Sane Trilogy and Spyro made it to PC also
>>466086143Absolutely BASED and Big Brainpilled
>>466085968I swear they're showing off mediocre game-play on purpose? Maybe showing off a good player would set an unrealistic example for the mainstream audience.
>>466086376>Did they announce something?They announced the Sypro Reignited Trilogy for PC. This means both Crash and Spyro will have come to PC about a year after the initial release, so it's reasonable to expect the same to happen here
Out of Time got nerfed so badly. No driving up the clock, and no flesh eating worm things
>>466086329>>466086157>>466086042>>466085841>>466085832>>466085718Ah, right on cue, the SJW brigade is here. Meh, I'ma walk on outta dis thread. Get fucked :)
>>466086143God bless the drawfags
Where that stream at
Has there been Megumi gameplay yet?Does she have a cute japanese accent?
>>466086590instead of driving up the clock, you drive through some kind of magic placebut im also bummed about the worms, track seems a bit empty without them
>>466086590>no gimmick wall run Good>no wormsFuck worms, their animation took ages. Man eater plants in papu pyramid are the gold standard
>>46608676825 minutes to go
So why does Papu Papu have Uka Uka mask anyway? Doesn't seem like a bad guy.
>>466086590>>466086914They should've just kicked down the clock and make you drive it at a 45 degree or something
>>466086852no Megumi yet, maybe in 20 Minutes, when they show some more footage
>>466086590they made out of time a N-trophy track, it isn't alien anymore
>>466086739Ladies and gentlemen....we got 'im.
>>466086968Where is the stream being played at?
>>466084629Maybe a little linear, although I wonder how much of that is due to being inspired by Warped levels.
>>466087005Being hungry makes you do bad things, anon.
>>466086739I guess this Sonicfag 'gotta go fast'
>>466087278facebook for some reason/E3Expo
>>466086429https://mario-grant.tumblr.com/Is a bit unnatended after the nsfw nuke.
>>466086143There better be a Frankenbrio alt skin
>>466084148Imagine the leglocks.
8 more days of this gaping feeling
>>466086739>/pol/shitteryHow are you even bringing this shit into a cartoon kart racer. Sort your life out
>>466087005if you're against crash than you're against uka uka
>>466086143>I invented being based you know
>>466086143Absolutely based, Brio when?
>>466087005He's always been an antagonist
>>466086429>>466087454We do have the lewdstorageroom for the lewds.God bless Newgrounds. It was there for us when we were kids and it's still here for us.https://lewdstorageroom.newgrounds.com/
man, in all the hype it's easy to forget there's mirror mode for the tracksMIRROR MODEwe basically get each track AGAIN, at least in terms of having a different experience with the layout
>>466088078Brio...had a hard life.
>>466087005He was a minor villain, the default is to affiliate him with the evil mask.desu Komodo Joe technically isn't aligned with Uka Uka either since he was Brio's minion rather than Cortex's. Doesn't really matter too much.
>>466087454>>466088198Nice, thanks m8. Are you the same guy who does all the Nina art in these threads or am I confusing you with some other lad?
>>466088604Both komodo bros and tiny were made prior to the events of crash 1, they just weren't used in that game.
>>466088604you are right
>>466080523Link to the stream?
>>466080687fpbplove ya anon
>>466084629it hurts my soul watching ppl playing like shit, they don't drift or let alone jump on slopes.
>>466086376at least a year from now mate, let's hope it gets announced faster than that
Nash gameplay in Twilight Tour https://youtu.be/o3bqp8cz4P8
SJW FAGS LOVE CENSORSHIP IN GAMES AND MAKING AMI INTO A TRANNY! THEY ARE GOING TO PAY LOOTBOX PRICES FOR NERFED BANDITITS!
4:33https://youtu.be/-vSNi_87Mo0?t=273 Who here leaking?
>>466090039Wtf that its not Billy West
>>466090039Shame Billy West didn't reprise his role
tfw someone takes your autistic copypasta from here and puts it on RedditHey you stoners are alright. Thanks for letting them know
>Enter E3 stream waiting for CTR gameplay>It's some dumb indian girl talking with an accent with Facebook """""gaming"""""
>>466091596WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT GAMING THIRD WORLDERS.
Woman with Aspergers confirmed for 4th Grand Prix
>>466091517So your SJW lies have spread to SJW reddit. Good job SJW.
>>466091517Flaseflaggers need to hang. We were having a great time until they showed up and started spewing their unwashed filth.
>>466091517>took the filthy frank edit some guy did a few days ago>300 upboatst-thanks, lads
>autism: the game becomes /v/s indie of the yearCalling it now
>>466090803>he stands on the cartcute!
>>466090803Not a bad voice for him but I still prefer his original CNK one.
>>466089882I thought it was supposed to start at 1:45 EST, what the hell is this gaming citizen crap?
>>466091596What the fuck is this shit? Who watches that? What does it have to do with video games?
>low income students>of color>Fuck whypipo
>>466091894so Nina confirmed?
>>466092324i think they started late a bit, just hang on
>>466092525aight, it's just a bit annoying to sit through this new age crap
>showing all those hideous women>they will announce Nina in a few momentsheh...these guys
Any Megumi gameplay yet?
>dorito pope is shilling some niggers and globalist corporation of facebookDoesn't he have even basic moral spine?
>>466092372I couldn't care less about those peopleIt's literally just an indian girl with an horrible accent, some misdiagnosed asperger girl and some mongrel that went to fucking uncle tom's "social gaming" enterprise to learn how to make shitty indie games with """""""""""people of color"""""""""""""""""
i think were guys are watching the wrong streamon the facebook gaming one are talking about ctr
WHERE IS SHE BROS IT'S BEEN 15 MINUTES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Go on Facebook Gaming lads.
this is the right link fellas
>every single gameplay video is retards hitting walls and never powerslidingHow awful.
>>466093427They're showing the same thing as on YT
>trying every butchering edit of the link to post it>still comes up as suspected spam
>chad walks in
>>466093427Thanks. Activision's blog had the wrong link.
Some good gameplay for oncehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3bqp8cz4P8
THIS IS NOT THE UGLY GIRL I WANNA SEE!
>>466093874The whole room have just become pregnant
GIVE CRASH A MICROPHONE
>>466093427>Kikebook I guess I will just wait for anons to post anything interesting here
NINA CONFIRMED BOYS
>>466094215That joke has been done before.
God this crash mascot is based
>>466080523So when did you get sold on Nitro Fueled?I was skeptical until I saw the trailer with all the CNK tracks. The first customization trailer made it a 9/10, and yesterday's reveals made it a 10.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuTM-G3nfgY
crash can't read, but he can writethis is canon
>Hulkamania CortexWHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN
>Next, will wright on the future of gaming.What the fuck. Is it the wrong stream?
>>466080523FAVORITE TRACK POLL: https://www.strawpoll.me/17882634MOST PLAYABLE TRACKS POLL: https://www.strawpoll.me/17841782=================================guys, I want a drag kart for Ami, what is most like vid related? (giant bare engine, barebones kart and obnoxiously loud) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKZlFBUjoXc
>>466093874Oh shit bros he's in!!
WHERE THE FUCK IS STREAM
>>466080695>What could they possibly give us that will make our dicks harder than they already are?Naked Bandicoot skins.
Seal of Approval: CONFIRMED
>>466094395It was a day one Buy since I was satisfied with reliving the glory/pain days of Crash and Spyro Trilogies and each has only gotten better and better.
>>466081035>>466081692>looks like a tranny>sounds like a tranny
Adding Crash Tag Team Racing content boys, we're getting it all.
TAG TEAM CONFIRMED
>BRINGING THE CHARACTERS FROM TAG TEAM RACING
Nina is confirmed basically, he literally confirmed all tag team racing characters are coming in
THEY SAID IT!HE'S IN!
>>466094395Ill get it on PC, unless of course that version cant get past 30 fps either.
BESTNOX HOLY SHITCTTR content getting ported
Tag Team Racing characters confirmed for post-release content.
do you think they'll show new content or will it just be a recap of the season stuff?
HE'S IN BOYS!
>>466084629>>466089771Canadian Guy eh?'s footage, Nash player does the shortcut thrice and wins hard. I loved Thunderstruck more, it's like the lovechild of Tiny's arena and hot air skyway; but more brutal than both. what can I say, I'm a sucker for rough riding.
EVERYBODY'S (gonna be) HERE!
Wait a minute, is that Jiyuna playing?
They all made it!
>cockblocked from hyper spacewayfeels bad, man
>"Hyper Spaceway sounds cool"STOP TEASING ME
>He's leavingNOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHG COME BACK
>>466095351>out of time is greatfuck mane
>>466095423They didn't even have him mic'd up, what a waste
DID HE JUST SAY NINA CORTEX?!
>>466080695Crash costume guy.
>>466095842He said Neo Cortexes
What is this dude talking about
>>466095980The host cannot grasp that the developer said that characters and tracks are from "Tag Team Racing" and that there's no actual tag team racing mode.
>host hears there's gonna be Tag Team Racing content>dev clarifies that it's just the maps and not the mechanic>5mins later>'It'll be interesting to see what characters people team up with'
Oxide Station FUCK YES
>>466094395since the furry dices showed up
>they don't know fucking N Gin
>>466081692I want to fuck a bandicoot, bros.
>>466096410The guy playing him is Jiyuna who's 100% an FGC guy who lives in Japan. Not really surprising.
>space part in oxide station isnt in space anymorelame.
>game already jampacked with content>EVEN MORE TO COME>IT'S ALL FREEi don't think we deserve Beenox
>>466096456get in the linehalf of /v/ was lusting after ami yesterday
Daily reminder that Nash is literally /ourshark/.
It is such a relief to see these old tracks be given more color.
>>466096410Seriously. Why the fuck can't Activision find one player out there that has actually played a Crash game before?
Guys what the fuck is going on. Video games are supposed to have bare minimum content and gameplay which you have to pay through the nose to get a little bit more, not the other way around.
we got anything on Ami's voice? some guy said he posted it but that was all Tawna?
They seem committed to not showing Hyper spaceway. What secrets is it hiding?
>>466087160>barely one like and retweet for each one
>>466097216she's been in a few clips, rough tomboy voice. Liz is british, and isabella is italianm
>storing boostsUSF CONFIRMED
>>466097231They're hiding CNK adventure mode I swear to god they still haven't shown fake velo
>>466097216its only for a short moment you can hear her voice, listen closely
>>466097231CNK Adventure Mode
>>466087160>UGLYDid he see them in the original? Their eyes took up 80% of their heads.
>>466097342How rough? Rainbow Dash tier bad? (sorry for the comparisson, I had nothing)
>>466097525I never watched pastel horses, but I'll try and find a timestamp for you
>>466097525>Rainbow Dash tier badApplejack best.
Wait, is Pasadena confirmed in? Base or DLC?
>>466096746Every time i say "Fuck game devs" in my heart ill say with warmth and love "Except Beenox"
>>466097216I've only heard a line or two from footage posted. I don't think there is any video of her yet.Have some Liz instead. Yes, I know it's the obnoxious leaf retard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjfNAGcaLN0
>>466097712sounds like DLC
So was that it? Is it worth staying in the facebook page or should I now purge my browser history?
>>466097783someone already posted it here >>466081035wait for her to get passed, you can hear Ami as she goes by
>>466095115based von fuhrer clutch
>>466097864purge your cookies toothere's a stream later, although it's not on cancerbook
Let's get a better idea which system /v/ will be playing on: https://www.strawpoll.me/18155279
>>466097926timestamps seem to get lost in embed, try posting the number and I'll go there manually?
Guys, i'm scared now.How do fuck is activision of all companies this based?
Now we wait for the Gamespot stream.
>>466098230Works on my machine, but go to 5:02.
>>4660982305:00 you could also just open the link you spaz
>>466080523The game is censored anyway.
>>466098213waiting for pc
>>466080687holy shit, bless you anon
>>466098213>no ''wait for PC'' optionyeah, pollguy her,e your poll is BAD.>>466098403>>466098396Thanks, and owh.. that's right, the link got t=x.xx rite? >>466098283pic, made it as joke but it came true kek. It's aobut ideologies, not the products perse.
>>466098213Have we seen Switch Gameplay? It's 30fps on all consoles anyways so might as well know what I'm dealing with before getting it.
>>466098213I'm thinking Switch, because online is way cheaper.
Twilight tour seems alright.I have seen at least three shortcuts in these videos so far.
>>466098768what's the ingame explanation for the skybox shifts?
Just seeing how well they are handling this remake makes me excited for a new Crash platformer, if they ever decide to make one. I have a feeling they could make one as good as Crash 2
What's the best version of wrath of cortex anons?I don't want to be left with a shit version
>>466098459>>466098704I updated the poll to include waiting for PC. Didn't think people wanted that option: https://www.strawpoll.me/18155426
>>466098891All I can think of is that Crash Warped had both night and day versions of the Egyptian and Arabian levels. Visual interest is probably the biggest driver here.
>>466099020The game is shit so there is no helping you with that
>>466099020They're all shit, don't bother.
>old game is more interesting that any of new shit coming out this gameswew first gameplay I saw since playing CTR like 15 years ago and it looks like a good game
>>466099020XBox had the lowest load times if I recall.
Shes on the way!
>The single person getting it on XboneWhere are you anon, show yourself
>>466098396>>466098374>>466098403yeah, better than I expected from the ''lel tranny'' posters. No too flattering, but her muscles are fucking hot IMO. still my fave.>>466099174>>466099020can you handle ugly, plastic Visuals and sudden offscreen enemies rushing in for the kill? (underwater level bad) if so, try it out on PS2?
>Tawna supposedly left crash for Pinstripe>but she gets Aku-Aku as a shield and is still wearing her crash t-shirtWhat does this mean for future crash games?
>>466099143>>466099174But anons, it's the only crash game i don't remember. I need to finish it for completion sake. Help me out>>466099273Thanks
>>466099443>she is cheating on both Crash and Pinstripewhat a fucking whore
>>466099443She swings both ways
And now with this one screen of barin ruins, we have oficially seen every track from CTR and CNK in the remake
>>466099020The best is the Xbox version, which happens to be the only one that cannot be emulated. The next best thing is the Greatest Hits PS2 version. Avoid the original PS2 version (VERY long load times) and the Gamecube version (hideous graphics).
Anyone saying that Ami sounds like a tranny has never heard a tranny before. I've heard actual girls with raspier voices than that.
>>466099443Maybe they got back together. The Bandicoot family keeps growing.
>>466098891>>466099123It reminds me of changing stages in Sonic Transformed.F>>466099020That game is just awful whichever version you play.
>>466099443Considering she's coming out with the trophy girls and they all have matching moto racing skins, I'm guessing the official explanation is that she went travelling and ended up forming the Nitro Squad (Trophy Girls' new name) as an international racing team.
>>466099443Beenox knows.Tawna wants her cake and to eat it too.
>preordered at local shop>realize that it's a phyisical copy and needs to be delivered>ask them how they're handling shipping and if I can expect it on release day>"Hi mr. Anon, you should be getting your game on the 26th."I'm going to fucking kill myself, should've just ordered on ps store
>>466099443CTR takes place outside of the normal canon so anything goes.
>>466100041Nope.CTR is a direct sequel to CB3.
>>466100004Can't you just pick it up in store?
>>466099580Looks alright I guess, not too much of a drastic change from the original.
>>466099843It's absurd how despite the much higher polygon count, WoC character models were much worse than the PS1 games. Thankfully, they fixed this in subsequent games, CNK looked immensely better.
>>466099687Her voice reminds me of Jennifer Tilly
>>466100193no, they seem to be fucking incompetent regarding that, even if they have multiple shops around the city and even in my town.Still they only offered normal delivery
>>466100193He presumably means delivered to the store for pickup, not delivered to his house.
>>466100163Not this version though.
>>466100004Fucking cancel itIt's not worth it, those extra days will be the worst days of your life
>>466099687Ami's voice is hot.
>>466099443Hopefully we'll see more of her and Crash.
What are the accents of the bandicoot girls?
Where's that guy who would eat his CTR disc if Tawna was in Nitro Fueled?
>tfw i never played the original so everything in this game is new to me
>>466100409I already cancelled it like 2 times because their site was garbage and needs to be cancelled by sending a support email, now I just feel embarrassed >>466100381no, it's to the house. They don't offer pickups at their store, for whatever retarded reason
>>466100519everything about ami is hot
>>466083145Literally only one of those is true
>>466100623I think Liz is British, Isabella is Italian, and Ami is American.
>>466100707Boy, you're in for a trip.Honestly I think I would be overwhelmed by the sheer amout of content if I didn't know half of it by heart.
>>466100875If you like tranny furrys sure.
>*STILL* nothing on Megumi's voice.
>>466100623Liz is English, Isabella is Russian, Ami seems to be American, Megumi is probably Japanese but hard to tell from the one video where she's barely audible.
>>466100623>Ami = tomboy American>Liz = Literally a "You avin' a laff" BritMegumi = ??? But I hope she speaks full Japanese or broken English>Isabella = Slav or Italian depending on which autist you ask. We'll just say a general foreign European accent for now.
>>466080734>>466080876Wait, PC version was confirmed?
>>466100986I really am, especially since I don't have much experience in kart racers at all. I'm going to be so shit when I start lol.
>>466101108https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nke4W9dr3aMYou can briefly hear her twice in this. Not much to go on though.
>>466100851Please don't bully the quadriplegic
>>466101291Nope, not confirmedPeople are just assuming 'cause both Crash Remake and Spyro Remake got launched on PC after a year of launch
>>466101291No but Spyro got a steam page yesterday so it's pretty safe to assume CTR is coming to PC next year.
>>466101291Year after the console release it would seem.
>>466101527Oh slick I can finally play that Spyro shit now
>>466098213>https://www.strawpoll.me/18155279so many switch users
>>466100851>Master of time>make time puns>Master of hypnotism>make egg punsmadman
>>466101021I'm trying to find a way to eat the disk without ripping my digestive tract to pieces. I was originally going to break the disk and then blend it into fine powder, but I'm not sure what damage that would do to my insides.I was really fucking sure Tawna was too 'problematic' to be added to the roster, and when it seemed that the trophy girls were being left out it was a sure sign to me that Tawna was definitely not going to star. I'm sure whatever governs the cosmos wants me dead.Good art by the way.
I want, no, i demand Megumi to have a genki anime girl voice!
>>466101098>t. has never been with a woman in his life
Watch them combine the Chinese Wall with Spyro themes for the Spyro track.
Tawna's "oh really?~" feels a bit out of place tea bee aych
>>466101647what do eggs have to do with hypnotism
>>466101692Don't do it man. It's not worth ventilating your large intestine because of some randos on 4chan
>>466101719Sure I have anon. I just don't like "Women"
>>466101692Whichever way you do it you'll be fucking dead.You will either rip your guts or get a blood clout from the disc dust.Just print the the disc on paper and eat it that way.
>>466100707Congrats, anon. I hope you have a great time. CTR is game that gets exponentially more fun as you build your skills.
>>466098213>https://www.strawpoll.me/18155279glad there are a lot of switchfags. I thought I was going to get left out of the /v/ lobbies
>>466101920they're hypnotisingly tasty
>>466101692Why would you fucking admit it? 4chan is anonymous. No one would ever know it was you. The person who was going to eat the disk can be some imaginary unreal hate sink.
>>466101692why would tawna have been too problematic for ctr when she was literally just in the n.sane trilogy...seems like a ridiculous hill to die on, my dude
How many tracks are there?
>>466101902I think her voice actress is this girl.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTeYbFgV-lI
>>466102246I lost count
>>466102096You will never be a woman. No go back to wanking over Ami's bulge.
>>46610224618 CTR + 13 CNK + 2 Bonus (+ Retro Stadium for PS4)
>>46610224631 at launch and 1 new track per Grand Prix
>>466101692>Good art by the way.Thought it was pretty funny, it's not mine though. As a Tawnafag you baited a lot, don't actually eat your disk anon.
>>466101692Bandisluts were so heavily censored that you shouldn't have to eat it anyway anon. They are not the trophy girls. They are gurlpowah Nitroforce now!
>>466101994Would it ruin the launch of CTR if I died trying to eat the disk of the original game because he bet a bunch of anonymous people on the internet that their favourite large breasted bandicoot was not going to star in a kart racing game.It'd make for an interesting headline.
I'm really surprised big velo and the iconic bikes aren't confirmed yet, what are Beenox planning?
>>466101692Cut out a picture of the disc with the hole in the middle and eat it that way.I hope you don't gamble
>>466101692Why the hell would you do it? For a bunch of fuckers on 4chan who wouldnt care anyways? Not worth it mate.
>>466102321Quit projecting sweaty
>>466102536>Retard eats the disk. Dies.Not that interesting anon
>>466101692Just wimp out and claim since they are DLC, it doesn't count. Not worth risking your life over an anonymous shitpost about a video game.
>>466102472CTR is better than any Mario Kart desu.
Where is the next stream and when?
Did someone screencap the Meteor Gorge icon?
i hope the facebook stream is uploaded somewhere, since the activision page was wrong and directed half of us to the wrong fucking place to some dumb ass interview with a bunch of pricks
>>466080523Has there ever been a better comeback story? Lizfags have always gotten the short end of the stick from the fanbase, but now she is clearly the best girl. I just wish she wasn't turning.
>>466101692grind to powder and stir it into tomato soupdone it plenty of times
>>466102472>>466102517sonicfags in overdrive after seeing oxide station>>4661027973 hours from now, gamespot E3. That one should at least be on youtube.
>>466101692Give your disc away to a random boomer. Saves your guts and comes to the same thing in the end.
Beenox went all out for this. Damn impressive.
>>466102935they said on the facebook stream just before that the character stats are more closely balanced and thus shouldn't really matter too much. if you're good at the game you should be able to dominate no matter what stats you're using
>>466102935I think you meant to post Ami
>>466102671ThisJust eat some paper with Tawna's face on it
Is it just me, or does the Grand Prix sound like a Fortnite Battle Pass?
>>466103137I just don't like how handling characters feel. They almost turn too well for most situations, as I prefer the wider radius of the acceleration class. Now if the USF buff rumors are true, the handling class may get the last laugh.
>>466103615I mean, yeahIt's basically a Fortnite Battle Pass but free every season
>>466102935>handlingworst stats man. The women the trophy girls got based on, still active? as Ami and Liz are American, so if you waifu them expect to pick up their cholesterol medicine each weekend. >>466101692Toxic AND a classic. don't.
>>466102935I want Liz to fuck me!
>>466103737>but free every season>In an Activision gameI have a really hard time believing that.
>>466103737>but freeYou idiots will believe anythingIt is online only, so you have to pay your Sony Overlords for that privilege to begin with, like a cuck.
>>466103654Only speed wins races though, other stats on a vehicle IRL too, are fluff.
>>466103918I'll be playing it on pc.Thanks for beta testing, i guess?
>>466102472Based and goldmariopilled
>>466103918(you)Not online only, not sony exclusive
>>466104091DELETE THIS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>466103856Ami lives a healthy life. Loadsa liftin' and loadsa eatin'
>>466101692Nah. You'll be forgiven, everyone is just happy we got Tawna. Save your guts and let's all enjoy probably the best remake ever!
>>466103360Based Ami Fag
>>466104032Only on tracks like Crash Cove, Roo's Tubes, and Coco Park does speed have an advantage. Speed sucks on tracks like Cortex Castle and Dragon Mines.
>>466081035Wasn't the original super popular when it came out? I remember it being one of those games that everyone played. So why is it that almost EVERY single gameplay video features a tard who doesn't even know how to drift or boost?
>>466104104God I wish that was me.
>>466081002>sonicfags so BTFO that they have to invent reasons why CTR is bad
Remember that Ami is buff tomboy wrench wench that will crush your dick with a bicepjob.
>>466104236what if I told you, you can be muscular but have chalked veins and sky high cholesterol? Eating healthy in the USA is hard, unless you're okay with Dioxin veggies?
>>466104253What can I do to earn my redemption?
>>466104270Where is the bulge?
>>466099687Trannies don't sound like that anyway. They have more Manish voices
>>466104618Will Pasadena make it in, bros?
>>466104618>buff tomboyUhm, I think you mean a delusional man.
>>466104839hopefull not, nobody likes her unironically. will rape crash.
>>466098213>Switch in the leadIt genuinely baffles me that so many are going to buy the blatantly inferior version. Novelty of portability aside, I just don't get the point.
>>466103481Get a cardboard disc for the fallout experience.
>>466105023what's inferior about it?
>>466105023Portability is a strong factor, as well as the fact the switch comes with 2 controllers out of the box.I'm getting both switch and ps4 because I want to have the switch for tabletop and portable. The PSX version runs like dogshit on the switch.
>>466104839I hope so just for the fact we'll get the Larxene opossum voice back. Nitro Fueled will have Axel, Larxene, and Ansem the Wise if that happens.
>>466105023>B-But Sony is better>I like paying to play online>Let me just buy Wumpacoins broHow did gamers get so cucked?
>>466105174Runs at a lower resolution, less visual detail than the other versions. PS4 is getting an exclusive (shitty) track.
>>466105023I don't want to play for Playstation online when I wouldn't use it for any other game, at least I could play Smash online if I get it on the Switch
>>466105174There are some slight graphics downgrades, but nothing severe at all. It looks 95% as good. I never bothered with buying a PS4, because I would only play Crash on it, so it's Switch for me.
>>466085302This makes me question my hatred of furries
>>466101692If I were you I wouldn't do it. You better live as a coward than die from doing stupid shit. I don't think anyone here were really expecting you to really eat a fucking disc anyways. But it's funny you got BTFO'd so bad by Beenox.
>>466105374unless there's a framerate difference who cares
>>466105023I travel a lot, and the downgrades don't bother me.
>>466105426>>466105452>>466105342>B-but... but I have to payPoorfags fuck off. Paying for online is fine, lootboxes are fine.
>>466105023PC will be the best version once it comes out. Switch at least has the whole portability meme going for it.
>>466105463you can enjoy cute characters while dodging the cesspool that is furry shit, most of us do
>>466105463just join the ride
>>466105258>leave Xehanort to me
>>466099937Who's behind them?
See this post everyone?We need to make it happen.
>>466105023The Switch seems like a console that would appeal to people that enjoy kart racing games in general more than the PS4 imo.
>>466101692Don't do it, but if you must.>Show disc>Camera trick a less good black backed disk into a blender>Blend>camera trick, replace blended up disk with blended up licorice or some shit> make into a smoothie>drinkThe effort that went into the editing would make it just as worth it imo
>>466104782She's a girl. Girls don't have bulges.
>>466104839They confirmed on the Facebook stream that cttr characters will be coming later.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOrWqYlLgV4Youtube video of oxide station
Were more characters confirmed?
>>466105023But its not coming out on PC, so I have to buy the inferior version
>>466105676Imagine paying twice for the priviledge of using your existing internet connection for p2p.
>>466106456Activision guy said that CTTR stuff including tracks and chars will come later in grand prix.
>>466106212I can't believe Tawna sent nudes to minors
>>466106502Imagine not making enough money to buy trivial entertainment things
>>466106456the activision rep said they have plans to bring content in from CTTR including characters, karts and tracks (with modifications)
>>466090803>3 Uka-Uka masks in a rowhot damn...
>>466102935>TurningActually triggered. I FUCKING love the Liz redesign as in, I want to cum inside her, if you catch my drift. I would exclusively play as her if she had acceleration stats. I'm actually heartbroken. If only she and Isabella could switch stats.
>>466106456They said that their plans for future Grand Prix was to add Tag Team Racing content, so thats a soft confirm on Nina, Pasadena, and Von Clutch. And that other one.
>>466106626I make plenty of money from a cushy network administration job but I'm not a retard that pays for a literal nothing service.
>>466106757Just play what you like you fucking cuck. Skill trumps stats
>>466106367>reset at 1:05RIP fun. Hopefully they patch that shit to not reset you.
>>466095115I’m about to burn ze bandicoots.
>>466106985I don't like the way turning/speed characters feel. Acceleration and all-rounder are the only options (and out of these two I greatly prefer acceleration).
>>466081002>PAY-TO-PLAYWell, yeah. You DO have to buy the game to play it.Fucking idiot.
>>466105023I already have switch online cause smash. I don't have PS+ and getting it for one game is kinda dumb. Ultimately want it on PC so I'll be double dipping.
>>466101641/v/ are nintendo fanboy idiots to the core, so they are always gonna play the inferior version of the game when it's availalble on nintendo platforms. You are gonna be surprised how many of those retards is gonna buy and play the witcher 3 on nintendo switch™ for the first time.
>>466102472as a huge Mario Kart fag, I agree. CTR is a lot more fun.
What is the exact time for the gamespot stream?
>>4661079383PM PDT, 6PM ET
>>466107416>Crashfags admitting that their game is pay-to-play nowOhnonononononono
>>466104839Everybody is herejust wait for a new Season
>>466108038At least its not Pay-to-NOT-play like TSR where there are no players to play with.
>>466108038>Sonicfags laughing at us because we have to pay ONCE for a gameAre you sure we're talking about the same game here? Also, the DLC is free, so nanny-nanny-pootis.
>>466108038And how much does TSR cost?
>>466106367I'm confused. I think It looks great, but the jump sections are shorter? In the original you could almost feel the gravity in those jumps.
>>466108038Do you know how money works?You Sonic retards know how money works i assumeYou need to pay a certain amount of money that you earn by working (i don't know if sonic fans know what this is either) to buy a game and play itOr you telling me you pirate all of your games?I'm so confused
>there is a chance for an obscure character Prix that has Yaya Panda and Viscount
>>466108405don't forget, Sonic isn't even getting any DLC.
>first result on google for "trophy girls ctr" is two separate outrage rags, one for vidya one for comics, complaining about how those dirty SJWs cut the trophy girls from the gamefuckin' god dude
>>466108038>already 4 replies taking this post seriouslyHas everyone here gone so fucking insane that they can't recognize a joke when they see one?Have the idiots finally taking over after retards kept pretending to be retarded without stopping?
Is the content from CTTR coming to CTR real like someone said? Did they reveal anything at all in the first stream? When's the last one?
>>466108038Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.=============================guys, which kart has the mostp owerful, LOUDEST engine? I am of the belief speed wins races and other stats are for bad drivers. Cortex? It has a giant V2, exposed.
>>466108867Well, there are so many people that legit act like that, that eventually it becomes hard to tell apart who has legit brain damage and who's just trolling.
>>466108773It's all just for clicks anon. Always remember that even with how shit this place is, the rest of the internet is worse
>>466108773But trophy girls aren't in the game anon. Tranny power, Gurl Power Nitroforce is.
>>466109037The first stream they showed Penta. The stream today they said CTTR content will be coming with grand prix. Last stream is tomorrow on twitch, 11AM PDT/2PM EDT
>>466108867A disaster gone wrong can be hilarious, but a terrible comedy is called a tragedy.STR and all of its shitposters fall into the tragedy bin and deserve euthanasia.
>>466108540The whole track had reduced gravity, doesn't seem to be the case here but I can't be sure until I play it. One of the big jumps has USF now so you go faster in the air.
>>466096554you got any facts to back that up?
>>466109086In the original, Tiny, Dingodile, and I think Pinstripe were Speed. I always liked Tiny the best out of them.
>>466109434I was actually mistaken. They said his name on stream, though I forgot what it is. He's still an FGC guy though, but I think he was a Smash player.
>>466107853I hope CTRNF actually does well, because I feel Nintendo has grown incredibly complacent with Mario Kart. Look at MK8's Wii U debut with zero battle arenas.>reusing the racetracks for battle stages >less battle modes than Double Dash>less single player modes than MKDS>a pathetic roster missing many fan favorites, but filler like babies and 4 Marios and Peaches.>Continually dulled and dumbed-down mechanics, and a huge shift towards RNG determining race outcomes. 3rd-10th place is a total crabs in a bucket situation.>Little to no costumes or colors. We finally got colored Shy Guys and Yoshis after the first DLC pack. Shit like a Cpt. Toad costume would be so easy to implement.Nintendo needs a fire under their butt, and CTR looks to be the game to do it.
>>466109198aren't trophy girls literally in on every console besides PS4
>>466109349there's still one more stream today at 3PM PDT/6PM EDT
Nitro Team RacingNTR for short
>>466109475I know, Tiny was my main, but, I mean KART. Visuals, audio, design. you know. The N. Trance karts Always struck me as toys were Cortex struck me as most overpowered. Oxide is just space magic.
>>466109582No, they are censored racers now.
>>466109475Pinstripe was the same as Coco and N.GinN.Tropy and Papu were Speed like tiny and Dingo
>>466109598Nash Team Racing
>>466109198>trannies are 0.001% of the worlds population>everyone who doesn't agree with me is a trannyTrannies living in your head rent free.
>>466098213>https://www.strawpoll.me/18155279I don't like how close PS4 and Switch are. I have no one IRL who will be interested in this game, so I want to be sure I get it on the platform /v/ will be doing its lobbies on, but it's really not looking like there'll be a consensus before it releases.
>>466109960Hmm. I thought Joe was acceleration. Shows what I know.
>>466105023Easy, I don't own a PS4, as long as it dosen't have framedrops im getting it on switch
>>466109603Kek these guys look pretty stupid now.
>>466110169Ami is literally a Tranny now anon
>>466109603Bonus if, they do this face in the thumbnail.
>>466110224Joe is the same as Crash and CortexRest easy anon, now that you are not wrong!
>>466110464faggot, look up Kariogram. Just take a hair and get it done.>>466110169Based.
>>466110464>Every girl that doesn’t act girly and works out at the gym is automatically a tranny.
>>466101692Just repent and everyone will move on, or do the paper cutout of the disc like people have been saying if you care about your honour.
>>466110732How do you tell trannies? I use shoulders and hips. if the shoulders aren't directly above the hips because wider, male.
>>466100729Send the email you virgin. Being fucked is more cringy than standing up for yourself
>>466110331No, you see, this is proof they were right all along.
>>466110732stop giving obvious bait (you)s
>>466110464Imagine looking at bandicuties and see trannies
>>466110464Just admit you like qt tomboys with toned arms Anon. We won't judge
>>466110893I usually just check if they have a dick or not.
>>466110980Isn't one angry incel satire?
>>466109567oh right. I really didn't believe that Jiyuna would voice a character in a game at random>smash playeroh you...
>>466110893I just look at the face
>>466111152I didn't mean the voice actor, I meant the person actually playing at the presentation.
All I'm saying is that if Ami had a dick, I would 100% suck it.
>>466111142Satire is meant to mock its target, not become it.
>>466110976b-but maybe having the physical copy is worth it
>>466111172don't high-testosterone females look like men but have the female bone type? >>466111040not him but I do, I want to lick her hard muscles before humping them and jizzing all over her abs.
>>466108867Anyone posting with Sonic laughing just comes off as extremely pathetic, it looks like he's trying really really hard to be cool. I always see sonic posts as a squidward to squilliam kind of thing.
>>466110980>OUTRAGE! BE OUTRAGED! ACT JUST LIKE THOSE WE MOCK BECAUSE WE ARE THE VICTIMS HERE NO THEM!
>>466104779Eat cardboard I guess. As anons said before, I just wanted to laugh at you, not kill you.
>>466102472>sonic/mariofag has to rely on wojaks nowtruly he has sinked to the lowest
>>466110980>It's realI'm glad I'm not so bitter about everything in my life like this sad sack. Also this retard author doesn't realize that they have their original outfits as an option too. Ami and Liz are still stacked and even have fucking jiggle physics!