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Meanwhile, at the /v/shimura
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>>462310675
>get shipment of new rivet guns
>steves finger catches on the alt trigger
>hallway becomes a killzone with rivets firing back into fellow workers
Who ordered this shit
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You'd think they would paint the walls a brighter color. Even coal plants have whiter walls than the Ishimura.
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you think will ever get a new dead space game
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CUTE NECROMORPH GIRLS IN THE VENTS
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>>462311058
I don't want one as long as EA is holding the licence
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>>462310957
Also, someone built 5 turrets using 50 plasma cutter. Really ? Wasted goddamn resources
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>>462311163
Get out of the vents, you fucking shits. I don't get what's so fucking fun about clancking all nightthrough there, I swear
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>>462311349
the lore is so fucking cool in that game I like everything about it even the movies were good the one where it was telling the survivors story on the ishimura was kinda goofy with the animation but still kinda okay
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>>462310675
WHO TF KEEPS CALLING ME A FAGGOT IN THE VENTS
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Hey, mining dept here. Any of you guys know why no one in medical is answering? My shoulder is kinda sore, I wanna get it checked
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>>462310675
i wish i could experience dead space for the first time again is there any other game like dead space?
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*CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG *
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>>462310675

Day 1: We started to ask the xenomorphs the important questions for survival. "Which bitch mommy brings the tendies" "Where do i get my piss jugs"
"Who do i see when my diapers full"

They didnt answer us. They barricaded themselves away in the gym room....as if..they fear us?
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>>462310675
man you guys are suckers spending all your creds on cutter ammo and nodes, i'm telling you you're gonna wish you'd bought all the small air tanks like me
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>>462311058
I guarantee you we'll get a shitty cashgrab soft reboot a decade or so down the line
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>>462312090
G-GUYS WHAT IS THAT NOISE
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AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHghhhhhhghhhghhHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhHAAAAAHHHHHHHH
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>>462313463
SHUT THE FUCK UP GODDAMNIT I'M TRYING TO SLEEP
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>>462313463
wow jim lay off the donuts IM RIGHT HAHHAHAHHA
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>>462313142
I heard one of the guys in accounting sneaked a cat on board, don't worry. Just ignore the whispers
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>>462312968
I think someone leak the "story" for dead space 4 and it sounded really bad
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>>462313671
w-whipsears? w-why can I see my dead son at night saying to me "make us whole again"
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>>462313463
Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays
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>>462313463
I loved the minelayer for taking these guys out
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Alright, who's the fucktard that messed with the stations names? it spells "NICOLE IS DEAD"
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>>462314162
but Nicole is still alive??? r-right
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*open the window and poop*
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So I was repairing a colleagues broken RC-DS, and it got me thinking
The Ripper would be pretty damn effective at cutting off limbs, don't you think? I mean, I know it sounds morbid, but the bitch can cut through rock like butter
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>>462314221
Who cares, I'm busy trying to find some asshole whispering "make us whole" in the vents.
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>>462311349
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR BROS. All I could ever hope for is a spiritual successor.
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>>462315005
you hear it too... I swear we're all gonna die
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>>462311514
What fucking sucks is how 3 ruined the lore. So if we do get another game, best case scenario would be a soft reboot.
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Are evil within bros welcome here?
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>>462311058
>>462311349
You're getting a mobile game and you'll like it.
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>>462315335
wait how did 3 ruin the lore? I never really finish it to found out but I didnt really mind it desu but the game does fall flat from the other two
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>>462315387
Sure fucking arent
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>>462311908
Hey sorry, I just got back from the can. I’m Dr. Vicker, when can I pencil you I ?
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>>462315335
Not gonna lie, I'd be fine with a DS1 remake even though it still holds up today
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>>462310675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRXQsQKGqIU
>Twinkle, twinkle, little star... How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky...

Fuck off, and let me shoot something. Where are defence system on that ship?
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>>462310675
Stomp* Fuck! stomp* Motyherfucker! Uarrrrghhhhhh! Stomp* Fuck you!
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>>462315261
Don't sweat it man, probably some autist at engineering. Though I swear one of the fetuses from bio lab looked at me. Anyways, time to water the plants.
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>>462315726
>Twinkle, twinkle, little star... How I wonder what you are. Up above the world so high... Like a diamond in the sky...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ3iqq49Ew8 the actual main guy of making dead space is so fucking cool
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>>462315650
no bully please
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>>462313142
Those fucking unitologists doing some gay ritual where they thrash around in the vents.
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>>462316073
Nigga looks like Blazkowicz.
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OH GOD THE FOOLS! WHY DIDN'T THEY BUILD IT WITH 3001 HULLS! SEND HELP!
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>>462313671
>sneaked a cat on board
Yeah well who's the funny FUCK who "sneaked " a damn GORILLA on board?
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>>462316158
No half assed attempts at recreating resident evil 4 please.
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>>462316278
b-but it smells like dead people
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>>462310675
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0X0MpIYpYU
Xenomorphs are fucked on my opinion because they are living beings.
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HAVING A RAVE IN THE VENTS RIGHT THE FUCK NOW WE HAVE CUTE GIRLS EVERYONE IS WELCOME BRING BLOOD
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>>462316523
b-bro thats not gorilla...
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>>462316572
Good. I hate those fucks. Hope they die.
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>>462316595
Yeah I kinda wonder what would happen to like xenomorphs and I guess you're right but what about the flood what would happen to them? same thing or?
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>>462316659
OH SHIT YOU'RE RIGHT! I-IT'S IT'S UR MUM!
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>>462310675
Okay, whos the asshat who jizzed all over the placed?
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>>462315438
Without spoiling anything. 3 ended with sequel bait, but also stakes so high that a sequel to 3 will have to sacrifice everything that made DS1 good. They would have to pull off some ridiculously contrived plot points to make a Dark Souls 4 even resemble a horror game, let alone actually be a horror game.
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Does Dead Space have the best HUD of any recent third person shooter? shit is aesthetic as fuck
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>>462315720
OOOOOHHH SHIT DOC HELP PLEASE DOC I DON'T WANT TO D
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>>462316538
You just described dead space 2
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>>462316762
bro... not cool i hope you're used as a mutation of your former self that breathes posion gas... fuck you
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>>462316817
Dead space. Sorry, was just on a dark soul thread.

>>462315438
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>>462316886
It's so fucking aesthetic.
>that HUD
>those suits
>kendra's MASSIVE tiddies
>the weapons
Fantastic.
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>>462316886
I actually cant think of any game that comes close desu
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>>462310675
>overrun with wojakmorphs
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>>462316904
Blowing out dead space 2's shit candles wont make yours glow any brighter, cocksniff.
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>>462312871
Lmao. Just realizing how ridiculous the currency and shop system is.
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Why is Hunter so CHONK?
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>>462317028
so they couldnt even make it a horror game anymore if they tried? but like 2 wasnt much focused on horror it still had its elements but it was more about action horror which was okay
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>>462316278
Why the fuck are ornithologists here? there's no birds in space.
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>>462317230
Nice prose but my point is still valid.
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>>462317934
Then what's that crazy screeching in hydroponics?
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This is captain Benjamin Mathius speaking. This entire ship is now under marshal law until all air tanks have been returned to the appropriate storage facilities. Space side ship repairs have come to a complete hault due to repair crews only having 30 seconds of oxygen to operate. Also, all crew members caught using mining equipment on board will be jettisoned into the planets atmosphere. That is all.
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>>462318081
Ur a prose nignuts
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>>462318171
We lock the girls there when they're PMSing. Smell the flowers or some shit.
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>>462318225
>marshal law
Wow it's literally nothing.
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This is captain Benjamin Mathius speaking. Disregard that last transmission. Please discard ALL air canisters into the airlocks. I am also declaring an unlocked door policy for ALL crew quarters. Also close your eyes and screen LALALALALA no matter what you hear/smell. That is all.
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>>462318412
Marshal law is 2 times as strict as martial law cadet. Send him to solitary. The cell with a vent.
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>>462318458
I want a second opinion.
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>>462318672
>The cell with a vent
Heh, that's where my girlfriend lives anyway.
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>>462310675
Guys I rubbed my dick on the alien looking thing we found and it's been hard for 2 days wtf do I do
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>>462318225
Blow it up your ass, space nigger, I'm huffing all these tanks and you can't stop me
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>>462318518
I'm literaly fucking SCREACHING and it still smells like decomposed shit
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>>462319192
keep jacking it.
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WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS STOLE MY FUCKING PENG!
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>>462318697
You're also lazy
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>>462320059
Though they may rend my flesh at least the Necromorphs don't HURT MY FEELINGS.
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>>462317131
you can't
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>>462313463
Haha, that's a great costume Steve!
Can I fuck you in it?
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>>462312038
Alien isolation and system shock 2. especially since Dead space was supposed to be system shock 3 initially.
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>>462320338
I know thats why I said I cant nothing can come close to it
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>Go to the cafeteria
>The only thing they have is "recycled meat" again
I swear to god if they cancel stir friday I'm going to get my plasma cutter and make some people very sorry.
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>>462316379
>not hacking the automated controls and going for high scores on the turrets with your bros
It's like you dont even know what fun is
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>>462316886
>Heathbar and resource bar are so flawlessly integrated
>When you open up the inventory
Hands down my favorite TPS HUD
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>>462320338
>Riot Security Suit
Best suit in the game
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>>462321926
I decided to see what was in storage in hydroponics. WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. THIS?
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>>462310675
Great, this thread again
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This is security speaking and I would like to know WHO DA FUCK KEEPS MAKING NOISE IN BOTH HALLWAYS AND STAIRS THIS SHIT HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING NIGHT OUR OFFICE IS FULL OF CALLS AND COMPLAINTS !!!!!!!
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>>462316894
That bad, huh? How does 13:00 sound?
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>>462320338
Hes staring at me with the holes in his head
>looks right at you
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>>462323686
That's just a heart healthy tomato,bro.
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>>462316894
The glowing eyes really bring it home with the necromorphs
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Wagie wagie on the ship
Clean those guts up, dont you slip
Mop the floor till shift is done
Staying pale from lack of sun
Soon you find yourself alone
Cant reach boss man on the phone
Hear the scratches in the wall
Try to hide is bathroom stall
Follow you down every hall
Soon you trip and then you fall
Twist your ankle, scream in pain
All your running was in vain
Should have stayed home on the dole
Now you get to make us whole
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>>462323901
[inhuman monster sound]
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>>462311163
>CUTE NECROMORPH GIRLS IN YOUR AREA
>>>STOMP NOW<<<
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>>462324659
based
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I LET JARRED SEE MY ANCESTOR'S OLD BASEBALL BECAUSE HE WANTED TO DRAW IT AND HE GOES AND GETS TURNED INTO A NECROMORPH. FIRST I'M GONNA GO STOMP HIS SHIT AND THEN I'M FINDING MY BALL AND GETTING OUT OF THIS FREAK SHOW
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>>462326272
IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH JARED I WILL PUT YOUR FUCKING DUMB ASSHOLE ON THAT POINTY ROCK POINT THAT THE RETARDS CALL THE "MARKER" AND STOMP ON YOUR FUCKING HEAD TILL THE POINT IS STICKING OUTTA YOUR DUMB FUCKING MOUTH
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Guys, what about that marker they brought up here, uh? Do you think it was made by a spooky alien civilization or something? haha just goofing man
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The water cooler's fucking empty again!!
Where the fuck are those lazy pieces of shit janitors, can't they do anything right? The hallways always smell like shit so I know they ain't cleaning
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>>462327079
you're so dumb thats the whole point of those crazy religous nutjobs on the ship right now!
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>>462327358
What? Man, I rarelly leave my desk, what do you mean? Isn't this a work ship? Why are some guys praying and shit while I bust my ass off fixing these Excel spreadsheets?
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>>462327642
There are guys, right now, sitting in their rooms talking to dead relatives ans getting paid for it.
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>>462326763
I HAVE A PLASMA SAW AND I WILL USE IT
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guys i've been hiding in my room for the past few days and i ran out of water...i can still hear them moving outside...someone please come get me i'm scared
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>>462311058
Not gonna happen brochacho
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>>462328238
Hey bro it's me your best friend Dave I'm right outside your door with a bunch of spare water let me in bro AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>462313924
Why can I see your dead son at night saying to me "fuck my hole again"?
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The YOU ESS GEE /v/shimura.
Most autistic planetcracker in her class.
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Fuck space I wish I was back in outer hea/v/en. All there is out here is rocks and murderous aliens man.
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>>462328238
Come on, Frank, don't be aparty pooper, I know you're kinda shy but we're all having a blast here! Come on out, I'll introduce you to some cute broad in Mining that's been asking about you MAKE US WHOLE MAKE US WHOLE MAKE US WHOLE
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>>462328238
D̸͍̝ǫ͈̰͔̹̝n̼͟'̷̳̬͇T̟͈̼ ̷̞R̷̻̭è͖̭̟̱͚͙s̵͇͍̳͈̝I͖̫͍̯̱̤ș̥̙̝̳t̛̙̳,̝̭͈̰ ͙̺͈j̶̣̖̯̳̖̱O̢̰I͉̮͉̳n̡͔͇̙ ̯̦͙̣̝ͅͅw̘̳̻̮̩̻͢I̶̘̯̮͎̝̖t͈͉̯͉̳̫͢H̺͖̗̦̩̪͔ ̖̭͕̖US̜ ̤̫͓̻͓A̺̖͉̦n̻̻̞o͕N͖̙̰̩͔̟̱
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Stop smearing tomato juice on the walls ffs
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Hey I just came back from medical and I noticed some of the baby tubes are empty. Please tell me those dead baby jokes were just jokes.
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>>462329584
First day on the job? The babies don't stay in the tubes forever, you know.
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>>462329425
If I stop what will the jannies do with their time? Those fuckers shouls suffer, they are glorified roombas. Don't like it, get a college degree back on EarAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!?!
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>>462317651
Oh they could make it a horror game, but like I said, they would have to do some really contrived bullshit to make it happen, like retcons, or "it was all just a dream" level of contrivances.
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anyone up for some z-ball?
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>>462310957
Classic steve
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>>462331328
*ahem*
FUCK JANNIES
FUCK UNITARDS
AND FUCK NECROS
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>>462331694
ready to get your ankles broken wh*teboi?
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Alright which one of you fucks decompressed hallway 7f, I heard the cleaning crew clanging around in there for hours trying to get the gore out of the walls, and now I can't even look in the security cam there's so much blood
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>>462310971
You don't understand anything about fashion. Colors are so 2500, now rust(TM) and bare metal structures(TM) are the new fashion.
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Anyone want's some smooth jazz over the radio of the ship?
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MAKE US WHOLE AGAIN
MAKE US WHOLE AGAIN
Jeez, those fucking McDonald ads are getting pretty agressive, also what's the shit with that new slogan?
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Guys do you think there's something wrong with Rebecca? She's on her 13th month of pregnancy and every time I say hi to her she just groans and mentions she craves pickles and long pork.
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>>462336152
That's just fat women for you.



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