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who here just doesn't buy games anymore? i have so many games from steam sales, i'll never play everything i have anyway
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I didn't buy games in 7 years and didn't buy clothes in 15 years
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this reminds me of a time where i wore the same pair of jeans for all 4 years of high school lol
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>>458652247
are you me? I stopped buying clothes over 10 years ago and usually for birthdays whatever is left of my family always gets me clothes for presents because they say they're "embarassed that I dress like a hobo".
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I haven't bought clothes in six years
Women just love unnecessary expenses
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How often do people need to buy clothes? I haven't bought any in like 4 years and find zero need to.
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>tfw never wear anything inside
>go outside like once at year at best so all your clothes were worn only a few times despite being decades old and still look brand new
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>>458653018
so you're naked right now?
all your chairs and couches must smell like ass sweat
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>>458652120
I haven't bought clothes in 3 years
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>>458653195
no worries, I leave a towel on them and swap it now and then
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>>458652120
I've been using almost exclusively black t-shirts for alomg two years, they're very cheap to buy and last me a good while. At most I got one or two of different colors that I was gifted. It would be the same with jeans but they wear off because of friction so I have to buy a new pair every four or five months.

Thread related, I'd rarely have spending money, the last game I bought was Samus Returns and from there it has been mostly pirating, but I still want to buy a couple of physical copies of games I want.
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Man I love athletic shorts

Comfy enough to be worn around the house and in bed, still perfectly acceptable to wear outside
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I buy one pair of shoes every 2 years, one pair of jeans per year and maybe a few shirts a year
That's it
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>>458652120
I haven't bought new clothes in like 3 years

and I haven't bought videogames since the PS2 launch, all I do is pirate and play free MMOs
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I haven't bought any clothes in
actually fuck i have no idea when the last time i bought clothes was
why would you need to buy clothes unless you need new clothes or something
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I hardly buy games anymore but that's more due to modern games sucking ass in comparison to the old days. I just want a big open game with vehicles infantry and airplanes like in BF2/WW2 Online. The modern games just don't compare besides looking prettier.
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>>458652120
kek, women think this is somehow revolutionary
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>>458652120
I haven't bought any clothes in a year because I'm too poor, despite most of the stuff I have being too large for me since I lost weight
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>>458652120
>bragging about not buying clothes and wanting pats on the back

You can literally wear the same set of clothes for 5 years straight.

It's called a washing machine.
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i haven't brought any clothes or games for a year am I on the verge of enlightenment?
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>>458653916
A lot of clothes are flimsy pieces of shit that fall apart if you even look at it wrong, especially women's clothes.
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All the games I want to play are on the Switch, and I don't have a Switch yet.
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>tfw when i had to buy 2 pairs of jeans last year because i tear a hole in crotch in both of my ~10 year old pairs
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>>458653916
don't even need a washing machine, just buy the detergent then fill a bucket with water and put detergent in it and wash it that way and dry them on a clothesline.
>t. poor as fuck family as kids, how my mom washed all the clothes as washing machines were too expensive
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>>458654183
>tfw jeans always wear out in the crotch area first while everything else is fine
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>>458653916
she deserves pats on the head
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>>458652120
I haven't bought any new clothes in 5 years, with the exception of new underwear and socks 2 years ago.
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>>458654296
It's almost as if it's a structural weak point or something.
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the last time I bought a game was Spore
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>>458654296
Which reminds me I need to bring my 3 pairs of jeans to a tailor so she can fix the crotch areas.
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the only underwear I have left are my ex gfs panties
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>>458653018
>>458653407
That's kind of hot
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>>458654385
It's because of my fat thighs rubbing against each other
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>>458654290
Just move to a nudist colony, you'll save a fortune of clothes AND detergent.
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>>458653018
Same.
I'm literally 99.9% of the time naked while at home, since I live by myself.
And before that one autist replies to me no I'm not dirty, I shower and clean myself. I just like being naked, nothing is more comfortable than being nude.

I play games nude I watch youtube nude I sleep nude I cook nude, everything
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>>458654459

now this is a scoop
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>>458654616

honestly I'll disagree unless you live somewhere hot
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>>458654887
I don't like the heat but especially during the summer I couldn't imagine being anything other than naked at home
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>>458653916
women usually only wear the same clothes once
cant be seen wearing the same clothes again or people think you're poor and not stylish
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>>458653407

Nice, I thought I was the only one who figured that out.
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>>458652120
WOW! Could you imagine? What a crazy concept. That would certainly change me.
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>>458655002
What do you do if you have an unexpected visitor?
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>>458654459

So you learned your lesson, good.
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>>458652120
My mom unironically still buys all my clothes.
It makes Christmas kind of boring, but I'm a grown-ass adult so it had to happen someday.
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>>458652248
jeans get a pass as long as you buy/have got a good pair.

>>458652720
you don't need to buy clothes too often. I would only suggest an update if you intend to just get by with the essentials and the essentials are all you really need.

>>458653916
washing machine alone will not cut it, you need to hand wash a lot of shit too to maintain their condition better. Clothes can shrink/expand in the wash so proper care is required

>>458655120
women will often wear cycle clothes a lot and keep a bunch (lots) in storage. Most will have their capsule set and just that up with other pieces. When it comes to party/evening wear, then there is a good (100%) chance they will not wear it again. Of course, some will take it to the next level...
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>>458655346

That's not going to happen.
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>>458654183
>>458654296
#bigdickproblems
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>>458652120
I can't even find good games to buy anymore. All of them either suck or are stupid AAA cash grabs. That or i'm just jaded as fuck.
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>>458655346
I put something on before opening the door?
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I have never bought a single piece of clothing besides underwear in my life. Even after i moved out and started living alone people STILL gift me fucking clothes on birthdays/christmas and i always have way more than i even know what to do with.
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>>458654616
>cooking nude
I bet you hate cooking bacon.
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Do you put on the normal amount of clothes they'd expect or do you just wrap a towel around you?
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>>458655719
I put underwear on for bacon
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>>458652120
Why are women so disassociated from society and how people live?
What the fuck is special about not buying clothes for a year? I haven't bought clothes for the past decade. Neither have my friends.
What the fuck is wrong with women.
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>>458655726
Sweatpants and a t-shirt is enough to open the door and receive your pizza delivery or say "No I don't have any butter for you" to a neighbour or something
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>>458655814
Why are men so disassociated from society and how people live?
What the fuck is special about not buying video games for a year? I haven't ever bought a video game. Neither have my friends.
What the fuck is wrong with men.
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>>458654616
but do you have sex nude
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I only buy new clothes when I wear out ones I use frequently. Same with shoes.
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>>458655719
I don't like bacon.
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>>458652120
I buy clothes once a year. Isn't that the normal way to do it? Do you boy clothes every month?
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>>458655853
And to specify, you're just a regular dude who happens to be naked at home, not a disgusting greasy NEET?
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I wear the same pair of jeans every day, as soon as I get home I tear them off and put on a a pair of sweatpants
I wash them like once every two months or sooner if I accidently get piss in them so i'm not a complete savage.
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>>458655814
It's funny where I live when you apply for a loan the bank has preset budgets that they apply to your wages that lists something like "Clothing, 100 dollars a month" Bitch please, I don't even spend 100 dollars on clothing in a year!
Obviously put together by a woman.
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>>458656109
Nah I work fulltime, I just enjoy being nude at home.
It feels very nice to get home, strip down completely, take a shower and just be in the nude afterwards.
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>>458656120
How do you accidentally piss your pants?
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Yeah I stopped completely. I used to buy all my games for PS3 and pirate on PC because I always boycott Steam. Now SNOY fucked up and there's no consoles I want to support, I hate everything and everyone, very few games actually appeal to me enough that I feel the need to help the devs, so in the end I just pirate literally fucking everything.
Fuck this industry.
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>>458656256
By accident you mong
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>>458655952
jokes on you, I don't buy video games either
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>>458656368
>not using some tissue paper to dry your dick slit after pissing
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>be poor but good looking
>have clothes a couple of years old
>no one gives a shit, even some friends started wearing ragged jeans and dirty sneakers

Kinda weird desu
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>>458655346
I don't understand the question
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>>458655719

I cook bacon in the oven.
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>>458653018
what do you do for a living?
how old are you mate?
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>>458656087
>he buys clothes more often than once per decade
faggot spotted
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>>458656563

Is this socially acceptable now? I've been doing that since I was a kid. Fucking hate that droplet of piss in my underwear, makes me feel like an animal.
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>>458656219
Based, I love being naked, I'd be naked all the time if people weren't such pussies.
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>>458654459
I'm sorry to hear that. I put 150 hours into it at LEAST and was still disappointed.
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>>458652720
You're taking food out of the third world's mouths Anon.
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>>458655346
...don't open the door? What kind of a savage would show up unannounced at your door anyways, not someone I'd want to keep a relation with.
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>>458655346
There won't be any visitors...
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>>458656817
I always do it. If you don't, a drop if piss gets in your pants or underwear which is nasty.
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>>458654290
I feel like I should start doing this. Moved into an apartment without a washer/dryer, so going to the laundromat every couple of weeks is a pain in the ass.
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>>458656256
>take a piss
>squeeze your dick
>wipe it off with toilet paper
>no piss
>stand up
>put on pants
>piss comes out
am I the only one with this problem
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>>458656817
>socially acceptable
You're doing it in the privacy of your bathroom, you fucking idiot, why do you care?
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>>458656942
>take a piss
>stand up

What?
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>>458656942
>stand up
>STAND UP
Dude you piss sitting down?
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>>458656942
>Take a piss
>Stand up
uuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh
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>>458652120
Haven't bought new clothes for about 7 years. Had to buy footwear of course.
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>>458656942
I don't understand, you take your pants off when you piss AND sit while you piss?

Butters is that you?
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>tfw at public loo
>don't flush
>think about how the next guy has to look at my turd
heh
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I only buy VR games these days since people are slow to upload updates, and online VR is pretty fun, especially squad shooters like zero caliber
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>>458653479
based and julian-pilled
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>2019
>wearing literally anything other than an american flag drapped around your waist
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>>458656916
I'll visit you and give you a nice big hug and play vidya with you.
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>>458654290
I wash in my bathtub sometimes like this, old fuckers in my apartment complex insist on using the communal washing room on the weekends even though everyone know wrinklies have jack shit to do in the weekdays, stealing all the timeslots to wash their shitty doilies or whatever
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>>458653407
I do the same.
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SURE IS VIDEOGAMES IN THIS NORMALFAGGOT THREAD HUH?
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>>458654616
I once fried bacon shirtless
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>>458656942
>take a piss
>stand up
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>>458652521
Womens clothes are made way shittier, they degrade way sooner
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What's the nastiest thing you guys do without anyone knowing? Be honest
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>>458657030
You don't understand, big brother is always watching me. They're watching, waiting for a moment to humiliate me and stop me from claiming my destiny as the next furher of mankind
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>>458656942
>pissing sitting down
>not pissing while levitating
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>>458657351
you are fucking retarded
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>>458657391
>Not teleporting the piss from your stomach bag straight into the bottle for future use.
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>>458656887
I'm from Alaska. I can be picky.
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>>458655120
I never met a woman who thought like that or shop that often, what shithole do you live in?
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>>458653479
>but they wear off because of friction
Dude wtf do you do? I can wear same jeans for years and they never really wear off.
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>>458652120
Buying games for pc
Kek
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>>458657351
Omg how can we stop the patriarchy
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>>458657515
you must not be spooning with dudes in leather bars
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>>458652120
That's easy to brag about in a blog for a roastie who has a full wardobe, write again when you live 5 years using only 2 trousers, 3 shirts and a pair of shoes you fucking retard piece of shit
I don't see any hobos talking about how they changed their life pissing on parks YOU PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOU DIE YOU SHIT COLORED ROASTIE CUNT FUCK YOU
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>he dosen't buy clothes atleast two times per year
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>>458652120
I haven't bought clothes since freshman year of highschool...
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>all these foreskinlets that pee standing up
enjoy piss mist on your legs and pants
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>>458657371
I cum in my undies and wear them for days at a time.

I also do nowipe.
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>>458657347
Gotta push on your taint after you stand-up
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>>458652120
I probably bought clothes 5-6 years ago last time except for underwears or socks. Then again, I'm an extreme introvert who just can't handle being around people for more than absolutely needed so it's not like it's needed for me.
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I have like 2 shorts, 2 pair of pants, and 4 t-shirts I rotate around. I have some gymshorts I wear at home and I rarely go outside, so this limited selection has served me for years.
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>>458657479
Literally proven time and time again, have a read before shit talking just to shit talk anon
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>>458657490
>he uses his own urine instead of selling it
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>>458657687
I made it, it's mine and nobody else's
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I bet over half the anons here who "didn't buy clothes for like 100 years" get clothes frequently as presents and their mom still buys it for them
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>>458657371
I still pick my nose. Can't stand having an annoying booger making my nose feel weird or uncomfortable.
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>>458652120
Ohmygosh how BRAVE of her.
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>>458656817
Da hilft kein Schütteln und kein Klopfen, in die Hose muss der letzte Tropfen
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>>458656942
no you're not, sitting down is comfy but this is the only downside
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>>458657046
>>458657072
>>458657096
>>458657128
>>458657347
haha epic joke, very funny. but seriously, nobody here actually pisses standing up, right? we're not savages.
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>start pissing
>get double or triple split stream
>piss all over floor and toilet seat
fuck
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>>458657790
I haven't spent a single dime on clothes in my life, because my mom buys it for me.
I choose what to buy, though.
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Can anyone tell me why OP the supreme faggot browses huffpost on his phone?
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>>458657371
Sometimes I pull my shits out manually with my hands if I have trouble pushing them out.
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>>458657790
Does your mom not give you gifts anymore anon?
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>>458657795
Most people pick their nose anon.
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>>458657790
>his mom doesn't love him
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Board report!
/b/ here! Finally found a new vacation home :)
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>>458657889
Pissing laying down on the side is unironically great
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>>458657618
That's gross anon
How often do you shower?
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>>458658041
Unfortunately she loved drinking more.
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>>458652120
I've been pirating 90% of what I play for years. The only games I buy is the ones that have some online that I want to be part of.
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>>458658041
>Mom loves lil timmy so much she ensures he's socially crippled the moment he leaves home
She's also the reason why you're afraid of talking to girls, why you have creepy ill fetishes, and why you'll never make a man out of yourself.
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>>458657790
Exactly. I hardly ever buy clothes but I still have to replace plain t-shirts, socks and boxers occassionally.
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>>458657790
So? Even as an adult I get clothes as gifts from family members and I give clothes as gifts too.
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>>458656942
you forgot the
>take the dildo out of my ass
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>>458658143
>seething this much
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>>458658143
Just say that you don't get gifts, it's way easier and you don't have to project on anyone
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>>458658143
Actually, I'm afraid of talking to everyone, and my fetishes are only mildly weird. So, joke's on you.
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>>458657947
I do this too, I thought I had to shit once and spend a half of an hour straining into the toilet, got tired aad tried to yank it out
Turns out I prolapsed my anus slightly so that was probably a bad idea.
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I just wear sweatpants or PJ all the time unless I need to go out or something, which rarely ever happens.
But I did buy 2 pair of pants like a year ago because my old ones got a hole in them.
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>>458655583
Fake news, I have the same problem.
t. dicklet
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>>458658193
>>458658238
>>458658256
There they are, mommy's little boy, whose never gonna grow out of the womb on her watch
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>>458657889
I piss sitting down. My dad does it, so I started doing it. Less noisy and potentially messy.
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>>458658275
>prolapsed my anus
Holy shit, get in a nursery home already.
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>>458658354
No
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>>458658193
He's right you know? Boys thrive without their mothers, as sad as that is. Stay sheltered though, you got now chance anymore.
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>>458655814
Women control society now, they're eogcentric, narcissistic and vapid. Do you expect people like that to be down to earth? They're as bad as shitposters like this
>>458655952
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>>458654183
I see you entered puberty early.
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How can you get clothes as presents without trying them on? This pretty much only works with plain shirts by the same brand and neckties and stuff.
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I buy from Lowes desu
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>>458658353
Just because your mom beat you with wine bottles and made you spend time with her boyfriend Brad in his bed doesn't mean ours did.
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>>458652120
Omg can you.. omg. Can you even imagine not buying clothes for a year? lol reminds me of that no sex for a month movie that was epic XD
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How can you get a gf if you piss sittin down? You niggas must be laughing stocks
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>>458658515
No, she forced you to spend your time suckling her tits at age of 12, forever destroying you from ever having a relatively normal, healthy life.
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>>458658382
I only prolapsed a little bit, and that was after a solid half hour of pure agony, forgot to say but I had a shit ton of coffee and energy drinks
I swear I had abs after all that effort.
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>>458658559
>he lets his girlfriend watch him pee
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>>458657479
Its true though. Another fun fact, women's clothing rarely has worth while pockets because the company that makes them also produces handbags.
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>>458658598
Only someone who experienced that could know that much, anon
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>all my shirts are free shirts from various things
>any new clothes are usually free shirts with companies logos, half of them i dont even know anything of
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>>458652120
I have only like 90 games on steam and have 66 games I seriously want on my wishlist and it feels like I will never be able to play or buy them
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>>458658640
It's her kink. I'm just glad it's not fucking black guys. That would be just degenerate.
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>>458658598
>anyone on /v/
>having a normal, healthy life
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>>458653916
Most shirts and pants begin to fray and you start to look like you don't take care of yourself.
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>>458658640
I pee on her legs when taking a bath
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>>458657790
You can definitely buy clothes on the cheap in mass to go multiple years without buying more. Shit like socks and underwear even are sold in bundles to begin with.
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>Taking PRIDE in being a momma's boy
The absolute SOI levels of nu/v/!
>>458658749
Look at this thread. Faggots discussing clothing like a bunch of effimate homos. Doesn't get more normalfag than this.
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>>458658713
>post yfw you will never have a gf with a piss fetish
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>>458658559
I'd unironically go crazy if I had to go a whole month without sex, desu.
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>>458658754
Thinking about what everyone thinks of you is for pussies
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>>458658875
you can always have sex with your hand
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>>458652120
found a hobby and stopped buying videogames(mostly). Just listen to jordan Peterson; Imagine you are getting all the time, because your time is worth money. Learn stuff, become good at things, and make money outside of your job from stuff you like doing.
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>>458658875
Just ask Jill.
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>>458658842
>he doesn't love his mom
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>>458658875
Meant for this poster
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>>458658961
What a good goy!
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>>458658941
thinking about what makes you a pussy is for pussies
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>>458657916
>that sinusoid piss stream after a fap
i fucking hate it
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>>458655719
>not wearing a naked apron for cooking bacon
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>>458657860
basierend
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>>458659061
There you go
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>>458658941
If you're not going to value the opinions of others why should anyone value yours? Sure it's cool bad ass to not give a shit, but if you look like you don't care, people are going to have a hard time valuing you when you look like you don't value yourself or others.
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I stopped paying for games when PC went digital only, fuck paying for digital distribution. I buy the rare DRM free physical release PC gets and sometimes I buy a physical copy of an old game I pirated if I like it enough, I have a dedicated XP machine so I play from the original physical copy. I regularly buy physical copies of movies, music and books. Im literally forced to pirate games.
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I want to start being fashionable. Not /fa/, actually fashionable. But I'm too broke and I'm still wearing clothes from high school and middle school.
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>>458659270
Start working in a clothing store like me. There are great deals from time to time.
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>>458659362
Sorry, but i'm not a numale enough to work in a woman's profession
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>>458652120
I have a stupidly huge backlog thanks to digital sales, and the worst part is that at least 70% of those games are things I only have a passing interest in at best, so I will likely never play them. I wish I had had more self control in the past so that I wouldn't wasted so much money on garbage I will never play.
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>>458659436
time's have changed nigga you gotta step it up
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>>458659436
Oh, but you're numale enough to post in a thread about clothes on a videogames board?
Faggot.
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Imagine actually giving a shit what people think about you. Just be hygienic and have clean clothes, anyone that actually put great effort into trying to be fashionable and buy expensive shit is the most cucked people there is.
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>tfw only wear plain black t-shirts and blue jeans
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>>458659518
Dude, shut the hell up, this is the clothes and pissing thread. Go talk about videogames somewhere else.
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>>458659436
What's your masculine job, anon? You're a butcher or something?
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>>458659436
>Want to be /fa/
>Call other people nu-males.
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>>458652120
>buying clothes before you've worn out your current owned ones
Bet this lady doesn't even buther to stich up any rips, just tosses her clothes out.
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>>458659436
>be surrounded all day by thirsty cougars and hot uni students
>get payed for barely doing any work, sometimes lifting """"heavy"""" boxes because women are useless
You gay as fuck.
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>>458659660
Lumberjack, when the ocean fishing is off season.
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>>458659650
Based
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>>458658354
Why do you know how your dad pisses?
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>>458659793
It's funny, because those "hot cougars" and "sexy uni students" all think you're the gay one for working in a fucking clothing store. Bet you have a lisp too, faggot.
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>>458659794
With a bit of mining on the side?
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>>458659560
Doesn't it make more sense that those who don't keep up with fashion trends get cucked? They're known as laggards who have little to no impact on the industry and get taken for a ride because of that.
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>>458656942
Happens to me too, though only recently (30).

Figured it's something that comes with old age.
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>>458659914
We're past the 1800s gramps
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>>458659650
Who are you? Ash Ketchem?
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>>458659436
Hey you're not me you faggot
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>>458659907
>easy, well-paying, low-effort job
>surrounded by girls
>gives you an excuse to get off your crusty gaming chair and go outside
Yeah, we're the faggots.
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>tfw can't fucking stand wearing jeans
They're uncomfortable as fuck
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>>458656942
Are you Swedish? It's forbidden by law to pee standing up there.
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>>458652120
how did it change her though?
is there a tl;dr for this?
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>>458652120
I buy games once a year during the holidays. Often, enough to last me the entire year. I still have a significant backlog. This goes for PC and PS4.
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>>458660026
>miners don't exist
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>>458658354
>Less noisy
You god damn morons. Women get TURNED ON by hearing floods of pissing, because it shows you have a healthy, big dick. If they sit next room and don't hear a thing, they'll think you're a microdicked cuck.
Kinda the same with gays, but they listen for the size of the splash when taking a shit, since it tells them you have a healthy big asshole that needs plumbing
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>>458660068

Same, same.
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>>458655346
I wake up.
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>Haven't bought any new clothes in 5 years
>Just wear work clothes everywhere
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>>458659989
No it comes with urine.
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>>458659989
I'm only 25
oh God we're fucking old
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>>458657351
It's not their clothes it's them that degrade.
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>>458660183
Miners today sit on /biz/ making millions from home. Get on with the time. Crypto is the new gold.
>>458660056
You could be the straightest arrow in the town, but the moment you start working in clothing stores, everyone else will immediately assume you're gay, or in the closet.
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>>458658749
Stop reminding me
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>a bunch of fat manchild americans in cargo shorts
>>lmao i dont buy cloths who cares what people think i look fine

yikers dudes. sort your fucking selves out.
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>>458660201
I somehow doubt. Are you a gay faggot or a woman?
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>>458660097
>Imagine being such a brainlet retard you can't even understand what those mysterious signs on the walls really implies
I think we finally found the missing link
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>used same single pair of shoes for 15 years
>they still look fine
fucking just buy decent shoes, you don't need over a hundred pair of them, one good pair will last you forever unless you are a runner, then 2 pairs and replace the running shoes every 2-3 years.
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>>458660335
>everyone else will immediately assume you're gay, or in the closet
You should try leaving your room.
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>>458660335
>giving a shit what people think of you instead of making decent money for little to no effort
All you're doing is proving you're a faggot to begin with. Clearly you have nothing to lose by working in a clothing store.
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>>458660381
Do you dress like that, anon?
I don't
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>>458659270
How much of a manlet are you that you can still wear clothes from middle school?
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>>458654616
>I sleep nude
I always wondered but never dared...can't your balls accidentally get into a bad position without underpants keeping them in place?
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>>458660381
Reminder.
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>>458660381
I'm gonna wear pajamas and sweatpants and t-shirts with VIDEO GAME HUMOR on them and you can't stop me.
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>>458652120
i barely buy games as is.
i cant fathom people buying a $60+ game every month and then dropping it.
the last game i bought was risk of rain 2. and the game before that was sometime in 2016 which i cant remember.
i tend to buy games that have a lot of replay value and just stick with them.
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>>458660530
What if he was fuck hueg in middle school?
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>>458660097
Why'd you post the shooped version?
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>>458660335
>everybody is gonna think I'm gay
Imagine being such a fucking weak willed sissy faggot who allow peer pressure to shape his identity. The only person in the closet here is you, you dumb cock guzzler.
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based thread filled with based anons who havent fell for the consumerist jewing
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>>458660571
if anything I have more problems with underwear strangling my balls whenever I have to sleep wearing something because I'm crashing on someone's couch or something
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>>458652720
i bought 2 pairs of joggers and a pair of shoes. before i just bought a few sets of baseball tees and jeans a year before.
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>>458660580
Have sex
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>>458660580
Why don't you just give your opinion instead of a pic of a post?
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>>458660571
How?!
How long are your balls?
Go do yourself a favor and masturbate or rub a coolpack on it or .. do sports?
I don't have large low hanging fruits.
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>>458660680
Have sex
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>muh clothes
kek, fucking poorfag mentality. You could be wearing a wifebeater or a suit, but without the proper gentleman's accessories, you'll always be considered a manchild. Pic related, this bad boy gets me so much wet pussy
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Why is buying shoes so fucking difficult? I never like anything and when I rarely do its not my size (46eu/11us). I have been wearing the same pair for the last 3 years.
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>>458660743
Sounds like you have a low test problem.
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>>458660381
The only reason to keep buying clothes is if you keep getting fatter and they don't fit anymore.
Socks/underwear excluded, maybe.

>buy a few jeans
>buy some shirts
>get a leather jacket

literally normalfagcore, lasts over a decade if you're not living on the streets.
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>>458657790
My parents just got me a couple T shirts in the past couple of months. And every year my mom or my sister replaces the pair of pants I run down to the ground.

Blessed family.
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>>458660743
I-I got pretty big balls anon, so it might be an issue
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>>458660835
Would be a good bait without the pic.
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>>458660665
>peer pressure don't exist
Then why the fuck do "society" prefer men dressed elegantly rather than some slob with a stained tshirt?
Sorry fatty, nobody will actually love you for who you are.
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>>458660835
>that hand
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>>458652120
I still wear shirts I got during middle school and I'm 23. I'm kind of a ghost any ways so it doesn't really matter.
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>go to toilet
>start pissing
>piss forms some physically impossible stream upwards and flies half across the room
>takes a few seconds before it comes down but now everything is covered in piss
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>>458660875
I don't care if I do.
I atleast don't accidently destroy my balls while walking and slamming them against each other.
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>>458660743
Not that Anon, but I have that problem. I just put a pillow between my knees.
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>>458652120
>tfw work retail
>wear literally polo and khakis everyday
I never get to show off other clothes anyway so it's not that hard
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>>458657790
I used to be like that until I got a job. Now I love shopping and thinking of what I'm wearing for the day, make it more fun to have options and control what I'm seen in and think of who and what I'm dressing for.
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>>458661116
>he can't aim
Are you 5?
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>>458661156
Why does she have Cheetos dust on her feet?
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>>458660824
what does sex has to do with it?
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>>458660743
We can tell you got the baby balls, you're on /v/
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>>458661214
Neets btfo
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>>458661156
>*poot*
>Here's you controller anon teehee~
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>>458661304
That's okay. Atleast I have balls you tranny.
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>>458660873
Just buy some quality work boots, most comfortable footwear I've ever owned
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>>458661116
Just pinch your dickhole
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>>458661392
Not for long, you fluoride chugging cuckster
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>>458661214
>get a job
>never get to actually wear the clothes you buy except on your days off
>never want to actually leave home or do anything
Seems like a waste desu
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>>458661254
Not the point
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>he pisses at urinals

Oh boy I sure do enjoy splashing piss all over my clothes
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>>458661068
On one hand it's cool that you were able to maintain your figure and you don't have to give a shit if you're ghosting at home by yourself. You should dress up if your with friends though.
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>>458658454
Imagine actually believing this.
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>>458661558
That's a beautiful drawing.
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>>458661004
because wearing seemingly expensive clothes signal that you can provide financially to whores.
no ones going to love you because of the fabric that covers your ugly self either.
clothes mean shit if you have an ugly face.
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>>458661494
You do know that you have to appear fully dressed to most jobs, anon, don't you?
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>>458661558
usually happens after a fap
fuck that
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>>458661214
>Being a wagie
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>>458661392
Say that to my face and watch them disappear, faggot.
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>tfw I can't or have great difficulty pissing standing up
Am I retarded?
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>>458661494
If I'm with family or friends I like to show them I have some good news shirts.
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>>458661460
Come at me, I have some extra hormones just for you, you attention-whoring cumgargling fuckboy.
I also have a bed for you ;^)
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>>458654616
>>458653018
I do the same, I'm naked all the time, all seasons, winters are not that cold in my country.

Do you guys think being naked all the time has changed your bodies perception of temperature? When I'm out and about I sweat, in summer I sweat even while naked. I'm not fat and I lift and do cardio.
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>>458661716
Seems like it
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>/v/ hates their mothers and is too inept to take a piss

What a gaggle of morons
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>>458661623
>Learn to become independent and face the world
>Or stay coddled in a hugbox
Hmm, which one of these is better for you as an individual?
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>>458661643
Not true, if you're ugly you need to dress yourself respectably or you truly look like a filthy peasant. Notice how hot people can be hobo chic and you get the feeling it's on purpose? Gross people make it look like that's their life.
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thanks for reminding me that i need a new pair of jeans.
what style do i get so i dont look like a 30 year old boomer?
i only own a pair of black vans and a couple pair of boat shoes(black and leather)
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>>458661356
>>458661679
>>458661214
Get in the cage wagie
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Is this the most normalfag thread ever on /v/?
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>>458652120
I bought a bunch of switch games back in November for black friday, but I still haven't taken them out of the plastic wrap. I lost interest in games when Smash got boring, and I realized I'm never gonna reach that high I reached playing SNES games as a kid.
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>>458661795
/v/irgins are retarded. I am shocked.
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>>458661643
Ah yes, of course, nice styles don't improve the odds of the ugly people. This is what beta cucks who has given up tell themselves to feel less guilty about getting a cheap but nice looking shirt instead of his mustard stained a-shirt.
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>>458656942
>stand up
What a flaming faggot.
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>>458661938
Someone better start posting their piss bottle collection.
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>>458661904
just get some black or dark blue slim fit jeans
ya can't go wrong
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>>458661803
whatever makes you feel better about not receiving as much love and attention from your mom as other anons do
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>>458654296
If only it was possible to buy trousers where the crotch is made of whatever material the Incredible Hulk wears, and the rest are made of hardened cotton, then no part of them would ever wear out.
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>>458661959
where do I get a gf like this
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>>458661803
>Either or fallacy
>Not growing up with the support of friends and family because of some inane idea of being "coddled in a hugbox"
I'm sorry your parents never loved you.
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>>458662047
True, knowing that i'm better equiped to live does make me feel superior, unlike you CWC lites
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>>458654296

every time
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>>458661938
better than twitter screencaps and eceleb cancer
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>>458661862
clothes dont matter. if you dress expensively while being ugly youre only going to be seen as a betabux retard at best.
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>>458661959
His boyfriend is a fucking retard to be desu
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>>458660580
It's so sad that this image is pretty much 100% accurate for many people in this thread.
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>>458662082
It says Florida right there in the picture
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>>458662038
i like black jeans but when they fade they look fucking terrible and become boomer status
ill keep a look out though. theres a levi store around here.

i'm in the desert so its hot as fuck so i'm used to shorts. but only own a pair of black shorts so my leather loafers go to waste.
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>>458661716
Might wanna get a medical exam, anon
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>>458662161
Pic related is him, according to the news.
You can almost smell the söy.
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>>458662135
>/v/ has become so cancerous, normalfag threads is actually better than the tertiary on-topic threads
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>>458661956
they only improve the odds of ugly guys being seen as cuck betabux at best. clothes mean nothing if youre ugly. attraction is determined by your genes only.
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>>458653479
> but they wear off because of friction

How fat are you?
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>>458662309
There's really no hope for this bard anymore.
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>>458662291
>Holds her in a strong manly grip
>Full of confidence
>Actually HAS a GF
>Clearly a manly as fuck trophy hunter
>Hint of masculine chest hair
>Probably got tired from all the sex his other 10/10 lovers gave him
Y-yeah, he's the soi unlike /v/tards in this thread, for not putting pussy on a pedestal or bending to her every demand
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>>458662331
LMAO, imagine thinking like this.
/r9k/ has rotted your brain, anon.
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>>458662467
Yeah, so manly that he ended up crying in a bathroom calling the police to arrest his girlfriend because she was horny lmao.
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This is the sort of clothes I wear. What do you guys wear?
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>>458661992
Yes. Time for a checkup anon.
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>>458662593
I heard tabloids aim at insecure beta males since they're more gullible when it comes to stories of normal people, guess it's true.
Unless of course, Daily Mail, TSPalm and such high standing media is actually the real deal
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>>458662593
She assaulted him. The picture literally says "domestic violence" and "battery". Are you retarded?
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>>458654183
I have that trouble a lot now that I'm not always at the office because I sit cross legged (I usually have a cat on my lap) and that stresses the crotch on my jean quite a bit.
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>>458662686
Jeans, plain t-shirt, steel-toe boots
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>>458662467
>Holds her in a strong manly grip
That's not manly, you sad attempt at being a normalfag, that way of holding someone denotes insecurity.

>Full of confidence
>Clearly a manly as fuck trophy hunter
>Probably got tired from all the sex his other 10/10 lovers gave him
Nigger you just made that shit up based on nothing.
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>>458662686
the most baggy and cheap stuff I can possibly find. I never understood the obsession over clothes.
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>>458662593
>Women so attracted to a guy they turn violent if denied his body
>lol wat a beta im much better
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>>458662985
>>458662916
lmao the betas have arrived to defend their kin.
Bullied by a fucking girl, lmfao.
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>>458653018
same, i'm a NEET who leaves the house 5-6 times a year to pay the bills
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>>458662940
>The "The weak must fear the strong" grip
>Insecurity and weakness
Never go outside.
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>>458663036
>projecting this hard
Sad!
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>>458662686
Polo and jeans. The official IT uniform.
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>>458663082
>dude le memes lmao
Pathetic.
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>>458663036
When was the last time a woman turned savage when denied your dick?
Never? There wasn't even any woman wanting your "dick"? SAD!
Now be an alpha male and discuss how you piss in bottles and cum in your underwear and how much mommy loves her lill trooper
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>>458662943
doesn't hurt to have a pair of clothes for certain outtings.
i got mail about having to go to jury duty that had a dress code and i kinda freaked the fuck out because i did not own a pair of jeans at all.

thankfully i got off the hook last minute, twice. but yeah most of the time i dont give a shit. just a shirt and shorts, plain.

now graphic tees i dont know why people prefer those.
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>>458663101
>beta fatty gets bullied by a woman
>know nothing of him
>instantly make shit up to try to defend him based on absolutely nothing
And i'm the one projecting?
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>>458663249
Why are you so mad over a guy that you know nothing about besides one picture, and the fact that his girlfriend is mentally unstable?
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>"I'm SUCH a non-normie you guys! I don't even leave the house or buy anything, nor talk to anybody!"
>Doesn't know the proper japanese term for this state
Posers and newfags
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>>458663361
I don't give a fuck about that guy, i just love breaking deluded anons who think they're somehow better than the trashiest humans alive. Wake up and look in the mirror lad.
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>>458663249
>>458663036
>>458663082
>>458662940
>>458662467
Can someone explain to me when did 4chan lose all self awareness and unironically started pretending to know how society works and what what being manly means?
Is it newfags, millennials who are getting old and trying to make up for their wasted 20s, or both?
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>>458663463
Nah, you are just a triggered beta who probably got punched by girls too.
Nothing more manly than crying in a bathroom to the police about how your girlfriend is horny and that he needs help lmao.
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>>458663149
What are you doing on 4chan if you look down on our memes?
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>>458663276
Yes, you are the one projecting. I'm glad we agree.
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>>458663470
have sex, incel
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>>458663609
You are angrily defending a guy you don't know about and making stuff up about him based on nothing.
You are projecting.
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>>458663470
>Talk about self awareness
>Say they're pretending to know how society works
>Yet only singles out one side, clearly siding with the other equally clueless side
NO. SELF. AWARENESS.
>>458663569
Funny, because the american reports don't mention anything about that. But hey, whatever narrative you gotta make, right?
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>>458663689
You literally just said you were projecting a post ago. Make up your mind, man.
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>>458663572
Why the fuck would I pretend that 4chan memes are how real life works?
Well, I wouldn't be surprised considering this shithole acts like the guy from the "MY NAME IS JOHN AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU" when they pretend to be manly.
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>Fags turned FURIOUS the very moment a woman wanting sex was posted
Kek, this place really is homosexual central. May god save your souls.
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>Same thread where people talk about how sheltered they are because mom loves them a little too much now barks about betas and alphas
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>>458663807
This place is full of millennial scum from Twitter and failed normalfags.
Old 4chan would only react to that pic saying
>God, I wish that were me
instead we have autistic, insecure fucks debating whether the guy was right or not.
Everything that 4chan laughed about years ago, the stereotypical neckbeards and fedora tippers, now this place is full of those people.
It's disgusting.
I fucking hate normalfags so goddamn much.
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>>458663762
>dude semantics and pretending to be retarded lmao
You are defending the beta because you see yourself in him.
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>>458662593
>“Hernandez was angry at the fact that [the victim] did not want to have sex and began attacking him, striking him in the face and ripping his shirt,” according to the deputy.
>To avoid further confrontation, the boyfriend left the residence to “cool off” and to call law enforcement, reports show.
>“On scene, I observed a red scratch to the right side of [the victim’s] face and another scratch at the base of his neck. [The victim’s] shirt was also ripped,” the deputy said.

You clearly didn't read the article. He didn't do anything of the sort. He removed himself from the situation calmly and collectively, then called the police on the bitch because she was acting crazy.
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>>458662124
>True, knowing that i'm better equiped to live
You mean better equipped to spend you life shitposting on a Korean laundromat forum resenting everyone who has supportive parents out of your false sense of superiority.
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>>458664078
I'm not that guy, actually, I'm just a random dude who is farming (You)s from you. Thanks for the help.
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>>458661716
you need to train friendo, your probably clenching a musce you shouldn't. Used to have the same issues, you need to try harder until you can.
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>>458664119
>>458662593
You see news about a girl who was so fucking horny that she attacked her boyfriend out of pure horniness, and you decide to start talking about the boyfriend?
Are you gay?
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>>458663463
This post has less self awareness than the shit I just took
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>>458664119
Imagine being such a bitch you have to call the cops to get a woman to stop attacking you
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>>458664140
You see, once i've had my fun making you kids rectally bleed to death, i go out there and live life as men should do. Meanwhile mommy will craddle you until the pain goes away, and this dance of yours is the only thing you experience every day until you get on 4chan and repost your stale memes because you haven't experienced life enough to create new or funny topics and things. Just endless frogs.
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>>458664269
This is /v/, so they probably wish they could force the boyfriend into wearing girl clothes before fucking him and abusing him like his girlfriend did.
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>>458663149
learn to code
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>>458664332
Ah, the third worlder enters the fray. I never claimed i was a superior specimen. However, i recognize my kind and will happily drag you down to the level you mentally delusional people deserve to be.
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>be 18
>clothing shopping with mother
>she picks out some boxers
>cashier girl is whisper laughing with the other workers
>be 27
>mother still tries to buy me new boxer/briefs

jesus fucking christ this needs to stop.
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>>458663364
Literally everyone is familiar with hikiks at this point. You're not special.
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>>458662928
>>458662943
>>458663120
Well I work in HR so I try to always dress fairly professionally even when I'm outside work I wear the same sort of stuff from the pic I posted
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>>458664269
How else can i make my worthless life feel slightly less painful if i can't shit on the men who have horny girlfriends? Their happiness is why i am miserable.
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>finally build a pc last year after years of feeling too retarded to do it
>world of pc games finally opens up to me
>just use gog to buy old shit I could run on a toaster and emulators
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>>458664409
You're a retard. You should be calling the cops no matter what. Unless you think you're some kind of epic vigilante and you don't need the police?
He literally did the objective best thing to do, which was call the police to report a crime.
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>>458664269
They are millennials, if they can't be outraged about something, there's no point in anything.
Anyone willing to be outraged about this?
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>>458652720
tfw been wearing the same four plain grey shirts and 3 pairs of plain blue sweat pants for the past two years
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>>458664631
Can you please not make off topic posts in our domestic violence / fashion thread? Thanks.
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>>458664669
I don't need the police to handle an unarmed woman, no.
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>>458661783
>Do you guys think being naked all the time has changed your bodies perception of temperature?
Yes, I sweat a lot more while clothed.
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>>458664669
No?
It's a 5'2 girl, unless she had a knife or a gun, what the fuck is she going to do?
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>>458664593
>Well I work in HR

pffftt hahaha
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>>458664565
>Should i use the proper term when describing my poser situation?
>No way! My epic 4chin friends might think i'm actually weird and not le trolling, and then Sarah won't go to the prom with me!
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i don't buy games over $20. the last game i bought was dark souls iii and i didn't finish that bitch it sucked ass. should have learned my lesson with dsii.
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>>458662916
>no goth gf to beat you up and force herself on your dick
man life sucks
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>>458652120
>tfw dieting for 2 months
>lost a little bit less than 20 pounds (9 kilos)
>most of my shirts now look baggie
>most of my pants fall down without belt

I guess is time to go shop for clothes.
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>>458664593
>Well I work in HR
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>>458664550
never have your mom pick out clothing for you.
even if they gift it to you, do not wear them.
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>>458664883
>what the fuck is she going to do?

>what are you going to do, rape me?
>t. male rape victim

GOD I WISH THAT WAS ME
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>>458665000
Based.
Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
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>>458661558
>Wake up
>Dick is a crushed mess after sleeping back side up
>Go take a piss
>Have to aim it away from the toilet to hit the bowl because of fucked up angles
>IT STARTS DRIPPING
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>458664702
i wish my mom was hot. now i have a milf fetish though.
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>>458664528
>calls other mentally delusional while throwing out random third worlder accusations out of desperation

There's that lack of self awareness again
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>>458664836
>>458664883
So fucking what if you do handle the unarmed woman? You still need to call the damn police.
You aren't Batman. You see a crime, you call the police. They teach this shit in elementary school, for god's sake. Would you have just knocked her out, and, then what? Wait for her to wake up and tell her how problematic that was of her?
He couldn't defend himself. If he does that, he's the abuser. You know this crackwhore would jump on the opportunity to say he was abusing her if he so much as touched her. So he did literally the smartest thing he could've done, which is get the fuck out of there, and let the police handle it.
Quit thinking with your le epic muscles and use your brains.
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>>458665086
A tiny, unarmed woman literally cannot rape a man
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>>458665046
Good shit dude. Be sure not to gain all that weight back so your new clothes don't become worthless
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just bought a game
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The last time I bought a game was Hollow Knight, it was good

Looking forward to another purchase later this year when the sequel comes out
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>>458665079

it's fine if she's not buying it for you in public. gifts are ok, what the fuck are on about
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>>458664426
Get help.
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>>458665214
Just get hold of her arms and wait for her to calm down
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>>458665214
>So fucking what if you do handle the unarmed woman? You still need to call the damn police.
What for?
"Hey, my girlfriend is horny as fuck to the point where she was humping my leg before trying to rape me. Uhhh, just thought I'd tell you, bye."
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>>458665214
You don't know SHIT about me. I'm actually a third dan Muay Thai fighter, and have beaten up several people with knives and bats at once rushing me. This little girl? I could beat her ass back to the kitchen sleeping
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>>458663470
/v/ is filled with failed normalfags who were raised poorly and have sour grapes because of it so they take it out on everyone else here. It was perfectly summed up here >>458660580

Case example:
>>458664426
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>>458665401
Pray tell, what constitutes as "real" anons then in this thread?
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>>458653018
I assume 99% of /v/ is naked while posting anyways.
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>>458665220

theregister.co.uk/2009/04/21/russia_robbery/
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>>458665214
Dude, I just want a goth girl to rape me.
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it all started with nostalrius
when will it end
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>>458665491
Based.
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>>458665165
That's why I pee sitting in the morning. Fuck that wild west aiming minigame.
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>>458665468
What kind of retarded question is that?
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>>458660201
You want to turn on your sister and mother?
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>>458665347
Read the article. She assaulted him. If a batshit crazy whore jumps on you and starts clawing at your face, what're you gonna do?
Option 1: Pretend you're an epic superhero and beat the shit out of her back. Get put in jail because it's your word against hers, and they are absolutely going to believe her.
Option 2: Get her off of you, leave, and call the police, so you aren't incriminated and she has nothing to do but throw pissfits in the cop car.
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>>458665319
>she gets a bruise because she tried to get free
>officers he tried to beat me look at my bruises
You have no idea dude.
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>>458665214
>Quit thinking with your le epic muscles and use your brains.
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE SPEAKING TO?
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>>458652120
I've recorded every game spending in a spreadsheet, yeah even though I have the time to play games, I just don't really.
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>>458665591
oh man more
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If I really really need to take a monster piss after sleeping in too long or holding it in on a road trip of something I'll sit down just so I can blast it out faster. I'll also sit down if I need to take a dump at the same time.

You don't HAVE to piss standing up 100% of the time, there's mitigating circumstances.
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>When my 91 year old grandmother bought me an ugly christmas sweater during the yearly family get together
>Was so disgusted i yelled at that demented bitch, and threw the ugly "merry chrismas" sweater into the fireoven and continued to cuzz her out for embarrassing me in front of everyone until she started crying and everyone just silently sat there staring at the floor.
No, what the fuck do you think? I wore it with a bright smile just for the old lady so she could be happy to see me enjoy her gift. Because for family i can dress silly if it makes them happy.
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>>458665734
This isn't in burger bucks, right?
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>>458660423
You're doing greentext wrong, just thought I'd let you know.
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>>458665720
If she gets a bruise you're gripping to hard, there's a certain finesse to handling women
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>>458665753
Okay.
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>>458652120
if i had decent internet, i'd probably download most games instead of a physical copy
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Why does this retarded thread have so many replies?
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>>458665649
Go on, point out the "real" anons here.
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>>458665850
$1 is 300 ourmoney
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>>458665878
Why would you admit to be a newfag just like that?
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>>458665882
Point still stands.
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>>458665479
Nigger, that story has been proven fake for what, almost a decade if not more?
God i hate you stupid gullible boomers reposting bullshit because your feeble brains don't possess the ability to research or any form of critical thinking
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>>458665734
>>458665951

$2476 overall
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>>458665878
Ironic.
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>>458664894
>>458665053
What? You have to dress professionally in that kind of job.
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>>458655964
Only when I'm naked
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>>458665468
Almost nobody here is real. It's all just a terminally autistic exercise in baiting for (You)s and posting the dumbest shit possible while trying to convince yourself of your own superiority and having no self awareness.
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>>458652502
Well shit i feel like i wasted my money
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>>458665753
>oh man
That's right
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>>458666118
This is correct, I don't exist. I'm nothing and will always be nothing.
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>>458665926
Asking the same question twice won't make it any less retarded. If anything it just has the opposite effect. Stop embarrassing yourself.
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>>458666167
It's a girl, you dumb faget.
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>>458656942
Don't wipe/squeeze your dick. Instead reach under your nuts and press your middle and ring finger against your taint. It squeezes your bladder and pushes everything out.
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>>458666323
Ah yes, the fag who says stupid shit then run away when pressed on the matter. Classic.
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>>45866629
That's right
You are nothing more than rocket fuel to be burned and forgotten in the pursuit of elites' dreams controlling the stars.
honk honk
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>>458666372
Yeah, just like Bayley Jay
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i only own 2 pairs of clothes
2 pairs of floral shorts
2 pairs of floral button up shirts
2 pairs of flip flops
what else do you really need
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>>458666165
holy fuck those prices
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>>458666521
Dudes don't get hips like this and have a noticeable shoulder to waist ratio.
And you know, dudes look like dudes.
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>>458666409
>Ah yes, the fag who says stupid shit
That would be you. Asking the same stupid question repeatedly isn't pressing anything. It just makes you look retarded.
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>>458666634
Alright lad, if it makes you feel less guilty.
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>>458666718
Nice attempt at pretending trannies pass, discord tranny.
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>>458666671
>It keeps doing it!
l o l, guess that's a way to admit defeat.
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>>458666718
>obsessed trannyfag
ah right i'm on /v/ after all
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>>458666796
>Everyone is muh zoomer trannies
That's how i know you'll get assfucked by thais, brazillians, russians, japanese and the rare Bayleys
And you'll love it you closet cuck
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>>458666165
you did. what kind of faggot buys a t-shirt for more than 20 bucks
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>>458666829
But that's exactly what you did. Thanks for conceding I guess.
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>>458666796
How do all these trannies get a full head of hair the moment they make the transition?
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>>458652247
i just buy clothes as needed, but i own a ton of shit thats been given to me by family members over the years that I never wear. I wear the same 3 things pretty much every week and will continue to do so.
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>>458666983
HRT forces your hair to go didn't you know?
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>>458666919
Oh look, the worthless trannyfag projecting, what a fucking surprise.
Yeah, look at these cute anime girls.

>>458666983
It's called a wig.
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>>458666981
>NO U
Desperate.
What happened to the thread? Where did everyone go anyway?
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>>458665474
This is what I'm doing from my cubicle
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>>458653018
I just wear underpants when im at home and dont plan on going out
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>>458666919
>rare Bayleys
The fact that you think this balding, square manfaced abomination passes says more than enough.
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>>458655120
t.retard
every female in my family wears the same shit all the time sometimes they put on tantrums if they cant find their favorite shirt.
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>>458667076
Don't project your goblin race on actual humans, anglo. Your "trannies" are just as subhuman as the average anglo is. Meaning all of them. But what can you expect from a golem race bred forth by jews over 2000 years ago to serve as obedient beasts of burden who will DIE for their masters? Saddest thing is, even the most anti jewish anglo still unwittingly serves them. It's in their genes after all, just like how they were programmed from early to destroy europe and lack rational thinking.
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>>458667229
lmao he's already looking old.
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>>458667331
>haha, that girl is a tranny
>No it isn't
>I-I SWEAR TRANNIES PASS
>No they don't
>HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING WHITES YOU ARE ALL SCUM

Why does it always go like this?
You'll never pass.
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>>458652120
I pirate
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>>458667229
>Look, this recent image shows how "she" always looked!
Oh man, you zoom zoomeys are in for a nasty suprise once you hit 20.
>>458667354
He's older than 99% of /v/. Not that this is an archievement these days.
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>>458667462
>Meanwhile, among actual humans (ie not jews or anglos)
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>>458667109
>replies with no u
>gets mad when you get a no u right back at you
hmmm sweety that's not how it works
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>>458664740
Hi Carl
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>>458667476
>she
Just fucking kill yourself, you worthless tranny faggot.
And no, linetrap always had a weird as fuck face that certainly didn't look like a girl's.
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>>458667595
>those shoulders
>that chin
>those arms
LMAO
The absolute STATE of tranny shills.
By the way, if you don't like anglos, why were you implying the goth girl from earlier was a tranny?
Oh, that's right, because you are a bunch of worthless discord tranny subhumans trying to force the idea that your mentally ill men in drag can pass.
Too bad they can't pass the age of 30.
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>>458667730
Imagine being such a subhuman third worlder you don't know what the fuck quotation marks are
Fuck off back to school, subhuman
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>>458667331
>unironically defends trannies
>calls others subhumans
40%
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The only trannies who pass are asians or males who already loomed effeminate anyway you fucking faggots
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>>458667953
Oh sorry yeah, in school they'll teach me to drool over trannies?

>>458667998
Zero trannies pass.
Because a man is a man, not a woman, no matter what clothes he puts on.
And they all deserve a bullet in the head.
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>>458667897
She's germanic, not your filthy subcreature animal race. This is how the natural pure anglo looks. Does it look human? No, and suprise, their does their trannies.
Anglos truly are a despicable, nasty little beady eyed race of golems. But in all fairness, they were modelled after their masters after all.
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Stop impulse buying games just because they're cheap on Steam. You didn't really wanna play them. You just got tricked by your brain into buying shit you don't need.

Buy just one or perhaps two to three games at a time and then give each of them a good go.
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>>458668151
Yes yes, try to deflect into anglos now, tranny apologist scum lmfao.
Now go fuck one of those mentally ill men, they are bound to go extinct considering how fast they kill themselves.
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>>458665046
Happy to hear that anon, hope you reach your desired weight
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>>458668151
>be "racist" anti-anglo stereotype
>unironically defends trannies
Why not just admit you're actually progressives LARPing as nazis?
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Is buying new clothing every year considered normal? Why would you need new clothing frequently?
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>>458668151
So, how does this girl look in any way like those?
You are not fooling anyone.
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>>458668294
It's hilarious, because every single example from your obsession folder are all the same bestial creatures as yourself, beast. So yes, we are in agreement, not a single anglo is attractive, not the "men", not the women, and certainly not their ill trannies.
Go on, keep proving me why anglos are THE ugliest, nastiest creature ever produced.
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>>458652120
My baglog is so big, that my taste has shifted over time before I even had a chance to play all of it. Now I don't even want to. I have lots of AAA games that in genres I don't enjoy anymore.
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I honestly don't think there's a board more obsessed with trannies and anti-trannies. You utter despicable retards deserve each other.
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>>458668501
Not trying to get into you guys argument but that's a shitton of make-up. So fuckin' heavy on make-up she'd probably drown in a river before the products got off her face.
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>>458668537
>b-b-but anglos
>I-i swear, I now agree that trannies are mentally ill
I like how you got caught and you started moving away from talking about trannies at all to only talking about anglos for no reason at all.
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>>458668501
Why do you keep posting a germanic girl? Anglos are not germanic, they're setites mixed with a bunch of subhuman DNA, a product of biologic warfare to destroy the white nations (and sadly, succeeding quite well, as their masters want)
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>>458657351
Isn't that their own fault? Maybe they shouldn't buy half-lice frilly shit that's hand-wash or cold-wash/hang dry. They're the ones keeping that market of shitty delicate clothes alive. They literally care more about adorning themselves like modern princesses than buy clothes that fit well, feel good, last long, and can be thrown in with the towels.
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>>458668651
Goths wear a ton of makeup.
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>>458656942
I've got the same, and figuring out the "trick" that >>458666387 describes was a game changer for me at least.

This condition is something you get if the muscle you contract to squeeze out the remaining piss from your urethra gets too weak. You can apparently train it into functioning again by repeatedly contracting after peeing.

So yeah, you're not alone in having to wipe after peeing, preferring to sit down, or getting piss in your pants after getting clothed again, but trying to talk about any of this will earn you nothing but ridicule and scorn from other men (as you can see from your replies).

Penis problems are taboo, good thing we're anonymous. ;)
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>>458668731
Why do you keep saying she's a tranny?
Trying to convince yourself that some day you'll fool anyone into thinking you are a girl?
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>>458655510
She must work really hard to have all those nice things.
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>>458668670
Did i in any of my post say they're sane or healthy of mind? No. What i did debate, is that besides angolems, the shittiest and ugliest race of animals, will always be inferior. Even the rest of the planets trannies look more human than your muttbloods.
But of course, as i said, you were not programmed to act rational, but instead gish gallop a lot of bullshit in hopes of hitting anything at all, just like the servile anglos of zion book says.
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>>458668949
>now tries larping as a white supremacist after outing himself as a tranny shill
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>>458656942
You are trying to piss from an unnatural position, you either need to stand or squat to open the bladder fully.
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>>458668763
Most of them, yes, I agree. But I'd take a natural 6/10 over a girl who look 9/10 with makeup but probably 3/10 witouth. And the first girl I was replying to >>458668501 look like she'd be pretty fuckin' hideous witouth makeup
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>>458652120
>Spend $8,298 on December 31st on clothes
>LOOK AT ME I DIDN'T NEED TO BUY CLOTHES FOR A YEAR
>GIVE ME ATTENTION GOD DAMMIT
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>>458652120
>buying clothes
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>>458668891
>germanic girl
>HURR U MEAN TRANNY?
See? This is the feeble anglo mind processing information. They will twist everything into their sick and vile world, as their programming tells them to, so they will instinctivly always feel like master knows best
>>458669057
Go on you deranged animal? Post a single post of mine where i said they were healthy of mind. But no, you can't, so you keep pushing your own sick narrative in a desperate attemt to stave of the realization that you're nothing but a mutant golem.
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>>458669106
It's part of the aesthetic.
The pale skin is hard to achieve without makeup, and the eyeshadow and such is impossible.
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>>458668629
Dude /v/ can't even piss properly lmao
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>>458669139
Here's your (you), you desperate whore.
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>>458669190
>germanic girl
>HURR U MEAN TRANNY?
Why do you keep ignoring that this began with implying the girl was a tranny, with these posts >>458666167
>>458666521

I love how hard you are trying to run away from this, tranny shill.
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>>458668376
5 pounds from it, but I'm starting to feel how my weight loss is slowing down.
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>>458669064
That's wrong, dumbass. See >>458668884.
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I need to buy new shoes /v/. What should I get?
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>>458669190
>Post a single post of mine where i said they were healthy of mind
You read me wrong, I didn't say you didn't think they were mentally ill.
I'm calling you a tranny apologist for the "meme" of saying obvious girls look like trannies in an attempt to imply that trannies look like girls in any way, when they are all ugly as fuck abominations that nobody wants around, not even SJWs.
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>>458669491
Those baby ones they sell on Craigslist that aren't needed anymore
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>>458656942
>take a piss in urinal
>didn't feel like unzipping or undoing the button
>pull my balls over the button
>went by quickly
>realize my pant's waistline was tight enough to block my urethra so all of it doesn't come out until I stuff my dick back in
am I the only one with this problem?
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Oh no no no.
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>>458669480
No it isn't you mongoloid.
Everyone knows pissing and shitting from a sitting position is only slightly better than doing a handstand and aiming for your face.
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>>458652120
>I toned down my consumerism in one category slightly
wow, it's fucking NOTHING
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>>458669403
>>458669512
Ever considered there's more than one retarded faggot in this anglo infested shithole? Nah, again your defensive mechanism goes into overdrive to tell yourself why you're a victim of some conspiracy.
Protip, i started by comparing literally any other tranny next to your goblin-like mutants and freaks, to drive home the point that even our sickest faggots look more human and "right" than anything pure anglos have ever produced.
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>>458669702
Nice quotes straight from your ass, retard.
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>>458669732
You do know that no one's buying it, right, Discord tranny?
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>>458669909
And it keeps doing it. Holy fuck, the anglos really are, as they loved spamming, "NPC"s. Well, that's what happens when their masters stripped them of individuality and thought processes.
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>>458669992
>b-b-but anglos
You tried, and you failed to force your worthless tranny meme.
I like how at first you actually tried posting examples of trannies but then gave up and went full retard with the crying about anglos angle.
You are so fucking transparent that I almost feel insulted that your larping will work with me.
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>>458669702

Well, the handstand only works against gravity instead of shunting off flow from the bladder and colon, so it's actually better even if a bit messier.
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You people really need to have sex.
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>>458667998
Even effeminate men always have clear tells in the shoulder/hip ratio, and the size of the hands.
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>>458670123
Whatever you say to cope, insect. Your time is done, your vile degeneracy will be stopped by Russia and China, and the free world.
And you sick mutants will be hanged next to your masters.
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>>458670242
You will never pass and you WILL kill yourself within the next 10 years.
40%
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>>458656817
I feel you anon i had people complain about the one wasted square >_> when i was a kid so i assumed it was a faux pas as well these are the same people that buy single ply
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>>458670270
Cope some more, delusional bot.
And you'll be dead in 5 when the world realize the long con you animals has run on the civilized world.
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>try to stay fairly /fa/ and buy clothes every 6 months or so
>still wear a bunch of old shit from middle school and high school at home



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