IT'S HAPPENING BROS.
>>454535123Watch it be "The Borderlands Collection".All 4 Borderlands games.
>>454535123That's Borderlands 2, I recognize that location
>>454535123What type of fucking moron would EVER play this dogshit? Everyone here fucking hates this trash, get lost shill.
>>454535383I liked it but i highly doubt their ability to make the 3rd one any good, also expecting it to be epic exclusive.
>It's just Maya standing at that one spot in BL2 where you could sacrifice gunsIt's another fucking port isn't it
>>454535614borderlands 2 for switch
>>454535614probably a port of the VR versionbut they said it's ANOTHER game , so it's probably not the same one.
>>454535383It's a pretty mediocre franchise, just went back and played 2 with some friends and it's pretty bland.
That's what I want: A burch-influenced IP in the SJW era.
>>454535123the image is not modified in anyway its a screenshot from the switch version
>>454535712Borderlands 2 vr is supposed to get a PC release once the exclusive shit is up which was like 6 months after ps4 launch I think. You're probably right.
oh boy the handsome collection for switch!!
Is randy going to prison?
Because this needed a thread.go eat ass opie
I wonder i the shilling here will be as hard as it was a decade ago
>it's another episode of artificial hp/attack boost while grinding for 0.00001% gear drop chance instant buy for autismos that's for sure!
>>454535383It's a meh shooter, it's only fun to play with friends if you can get past the awful writing and leddit humor
>>454535123>mayanah thats a port my man
>It's a "Everyone mindlessly shits on Borderlands" thread>Boring, stock near literal NPC responsesGo suck some fucking dick. Some of us actually enjoy borderlands style of gameplay.
>>454535123That's Maya from BL2, though. Surely it's not a rerelease, right?
>>454535380>>454536327Wow you guys are absolute fucking idiots.
>>454535380>>454536327>>454536540>>454536602So, there's a thing called a joke.It's used to make people laugh.The joke is that they just took a blurry and obvious screenshot of Borderlands 2 and posted it as a "tease" after everyone already knows the thing they're announcing is fucking Borderlands 3.
>>454536201Everyone shits on the game but it's pretty obvious that most people consider it a guilty pleasure. Won't help that Bungie, Ubisoft, and now Bioware have set the standard for looter shooters so low that all Gearbox needs to do is make sure copies actually have the disc in the box to be showered in 10/10 GOTY awards.
can't wait for /v/'s reaction when Epic announces this for their store during their keynote at GDC
>>454536445>some of us enjoy eating shit
>>454536327how wide do you think maya's cooch is? i bet you she constantly masturbates with the biggest orb she can muster
>>454536691Millions of people. I've been waiting for BL3 for like 4 years.
>>454535123>Borderlands 2 3DS portREEEEEE WHY DOES THE 3DS KEEP GETTING GAMES
>>454536823What kind of games do you play, anon, when you're not busy posting in threads on 4chan for games you don't care about ,that is?
>>454536697Ok let's say it's a joke then. Fine. Well it's a really lame and unfunny """"""""""joke""""""""""
>>454536697A joke has to be funny, unfortunately for Gearbox they're run by guys like Randy Pitchford, whose comedic skills are that those of a rock.
>>454537020>>454537030It's more ironic. They aren't trying to be that funny. It's just a play on the whole "blurry" photo leak shit.
>>454535614>>454535707Well at least they posted a representative screenshot, then.
>>454536783Based chinks freeing Steam from Randy's shovelware.
>>454535383retards who dont know diablo 2 still has a community
Wow I can't wait to have more Borderlands shill threads here!
Does /v/ actually give a fuck about normielands? I thought you guys were patricians
>>454536697>It's just a joke you idiots!!If it is then it's an abysmal one.
>>454537020>>454537030Holy fuck , I didn't know we're in the presence of literal comedic geniuses. >>454537145OLD GOOOOOD!
giv maya gf
Are they ripping off Sega to fund it again?
>>454537179>Autistic fucking retards come in>Analyze a fucking obvious "blurry leak photo joke" picture>W-what? Is this a re-release? Surely not!>That's Borderlands 2!! I recognize that location!>That's Maya-... This is a port, my man!!!I didn't say it was a funny joke. I was just pointing out how you guys are fucking autistic and retarded.
>>454537195I want a Gaige gf
>>454537194Well it turns out you are
Its epic store exclusive
>>454537405Yeah, you know all about humor as a prolific poster on /v/.
>>454536058Burch is gone though
>>454537532Holy fuck imagine being this BTFO
>>454535123No one cares
It's funny how delusional and echo chambery /v/ threads get. They all tell themselves their version of contrarian reality is what actually exists
>>454535123Literally who cares. Tales from the Borderlands was legitimately better than either of the main games. Gearbox are failures.
>>454535123>Epic Store exclusive Based
>>454537670Yeah but no u
>its an fps diablo>Each character has 1 active ability>Have 4 at best equipment slots>Take three attempts to have basic shit like a reforge system, STILL no rune system>Etc.Hard pass from me.
>It is just boarderlands 2 remastered We are never gonna get another BL game bros
>>454535123>F2P>always online>microtransactionsabsolutely based gearbox
>>454538234Good don't play it then. No one cares if you don't so fuck off out of this thread
>>454536783I'm not sure Pitchford can really afford to do that. They're literally broke and up to their eyeballs in debt.
>>454535707>now you recall the abysmal PSV performanceI still can't believe they released the game in that state
>>454538349F2P would be great. Also the always online me is gay. What are you faggots always doing where your computers isn't on the internet
>>454535123Is that the switch version?
For more BL 3 Dev info https://discordapp.com/invite/jdEFGnU
>>454536143Whatever happened to that anyway. Was pretty creepy. Loved it
>>454538601the absolute state of this thread
borderlands is a garbage series and gearbox is a shit developer
>>4545351232 was boring as shit.
>>454538525>servers shut down or are in constant maintenance and full of lag>cant do anything about it and you just wasted money and time
>>454535123Hasn't Randy been going on and on about how he respects women and then they post this?
>>454538871>servers shut down or are in constant maintenance and full of lagWhat game?
Cage the Elephant was the high point for the seriesEverything else went downhill from there. In other words, the series was never good
>>454538949Diablo 3 was unplayable when it released you couldn't even login to play and AH was an awful addition but the always online part meant you couldn't do anything about it.
>>454535123nobody cares, Randy.
>>454539296I played on launch it was up and working within a few hours. Sure you lost a few but the game has been running for years now. Sounds like you have nothing really
>caring about anthony burch the video gameWho the fuck cares?
>>454537140Seriously what the FUCK is with that photo of Randy, WHAT was going on?
Its borderlands:fight for the vaultLite skill trees(3 levels of depth of 3 different paths) and you level by killing others and npc enemies that spawn like skags and psycho. The first classes shown were only 3, though I assume a 4th would be ready by release. Another soldier clone, a stealth character like zero minus his crazy damage scaling, a mechanic that can upgrade his guns to higher rarity with other guns he finds and can digistruct a turret bike like the one moon jumper from tps. Concept art showed a girl, assumed to be siren but she had no visable tatoos. Winning lets you win the "vault", fully of cosmetics for your character/vehicles, voice line quips (mechanic has a caaatch a ride quip when uktimate is activated for instqnce), money for the shop (where you can outright buy the skins)Setting is a game show hosted by torgue and a special guest that is random. Some games its tina, others its hammerlock, sometimes its past vault hunters like lilith or gaige.Epic store exclusive for 6 months, available for xbox and ps4 as well. Steam is the only one that has to wait.
>>454539445>nothing reallyAre you telling me you can't think of any online-only game that has been shut down?Maintenance and other connection errors are common in all of them too.
>>454539296>Everquest servers still up>Wow servers still upIdk why boomers get so scares of online games when that shit has been around for forever
>>454539726What game? Name some. Who is down all the time?
>>454539881literally google anything with shutdown and you'll get pages of gameshttps://www.google.com/search?hl=&site=&q=online+only+games+shut+down>>454539765Nobody said they can't be successful
>>454536327maya best waifu
>Teases ANOTHER game>Borderlands 2 location>OP claims Borderlands 3 screenshotOP... How fucking retarded are you?
>Handsome Collection Switch Edition
>>454542182OP is Randy Pitchford
That's just Borderlands 2.That's Maya at the top of the Dam.
>>454535123>gearbox is all out of ideas>have been for years>randy will unironically announce a borderlands 2 extra hd mr. torgue fucks your ass raw edition>the actual plan is to make borderlands 2 like skyrim and rerelease it every couple of years on everythingpls gib more monies
>>454542473That actually sounds like a mistake that fuckwad would do
>>454535383dunno I've never been able to get past the grating writing
>>454542810Battleborne 2 The fall of Gearbox
>>454542654The funny thing is Gearbox never had ideas. They stole the idea of Borderlands from some indie animator they were pretending they were going to hire.
>>454543110Well the artstyle of it anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6qvhiEXros
>>454543110https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmeP1YkaeTo>it even opens with the bus
The tease is for Borderlands 2 vr PC port you retard.It's pretty fun.
>>454543287And the 4 heroes angle. And the wasteland setting. And the opening. Really the only thing Borderlands didn't steal was the "64 bajillion guns" angle. But then you could probably credit that to Diablo if you really wanted to.
>>454542654>borderlands 2 rerelease>>454543339>VR portrandybobandy would be this much of a piece of shit
>>454537020>>454537030OF COURSE you won't find the joke funny when someone ends up explaining it to you. Doesn't diminish its power and the fact that it's still a joke.
MORE LIKE BORDERMEME
>>454535123No one here ever wanted or enjoyed these games; they were the first blatantly viraled bullshit games. Fuck you,
The more they bullshit the less people will care for the actual reveal
>>454536697If you have to explain a joke then there is no joke
>>454535123>not tales from The borderlands s2Gay
>>454535707They better at least pull a bayonetta and make it a 2 packThe first game was better anyway
post yfw you're not anthony burch
>>454536697Oh course! Another one of Gearbox's famous brand of irony!I'm still in stitches over Oscar Mike shouting "FEMINISM IS AWESOME!" after killing a female character in Battleborn.
>>454540840Could be saying that hes just not going
>visit every borderlands thread>"oh boy do i hate borderlands!">"i really really REALLY hate borderlands!">"oh didn't i tell you how much i hate borderlands?">"hey guys, borderlands thread? cool! let's discuss how much we hate it. I hate it SO much! What about you?">thread reaches bump limitCan you double niggers just admit they you liked this game?
How do you get past the beginning in B2? I am seriously astounded how anyone managed to do it. This beginning section is so off the walls retarded that I am still having trouble processing the design years later. >give the player two shit guns right off the bat>give the player an endless wave after wave of hitscan enemies RIGHT OFF THE BAT>entire beginning section is literally a battle of endurance as you fight your way through a bunch of screeching bandits for some vague purpose inchasing after Claptrap>all the bandits are inexplicable bullet sponges>ammo drops are some of the rarest I've ever seen in a first person shooter. How did this series take off? How did such a poorly designed, terribly-written game get a goddamned trilogy?
>>454535123>Shootz and lootz Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy!
>>454549735Mute the audio and git gud.It's the beginning of the fucking game, retard. You must have the motor skills of a stroked out downs kid if you aren't able to aim for the fucking head.
>>454536865ResetEra is that way.
>>454535123>trusting anything from Gearbox after the dumpster fire of presequelNah, Borderlands is completely dead.
>>454536327Most probably a Switch port
>>454535295>bl1>bl1.5>bl2>4 bl gamesKek dumbass
>>454552538Tales from the Borderlands.
>>454550578Seeing as how you didn't refute any of my points, and instead resorted to "git gud" like a brainlet retard, I am going to assume that you are in fact, Anthony Burch. God Dark Souls was such a fucking mistake. Turned an entire generation of gamers into tryhards
>>454553528Bite my entire ass.You're complaining about bullet sponges in fucking Normal Vault Hunter mode. The only reason why you couldn't even get past Southern Shelf is either you're playing with a controller or you are in fact brain dead.
>>454554080Biting your entire ass wouldn't be possible you morbidly fat fuck. Keep stroking your penis at your Platinum'd Dark Souls trophy list you unimaginable shit stain. I bet you think a woman is going to drop her panties after finding out you beat NG++++++++ without dying once.
>>454538470I still can't believe Sony repeated their mistakes with the Vita by shoving ports/big projects off to third-party no-name devs with nary any Vita experience.>>454553119Tales doesn't deserve to be paired with the rest. It's too good for them.
>>454554286Whine, bitch and moan, nigger. It's not going to change the fact that you're bad at video games.
>>454537090>borderlands>ironicIt is called "extremely insecure", anon. Their writing, their humor and stuff are just that: insecure. As if Gearbox hired a lot of people who were outcasts at school to write dialogues in the game, so many layers of sarcasm there are.
>>454554557As if being good at video games was somehow an achievement. The way you condone shit game design and constantly blame the consumer and not the product, I'm surprised you aren't currently sucking off some game journalist right now. I'm sure the AAA publishers and gaming journos would love having you as their spokesperson. Hopefully all the smegma you have ingested keeps you youthful for years to come.
Who the fuck cares about Borderlands any more? The first one was mediocre, the second one was garbage, and the devs are all fucking retarded.
>>454535123SO THIS IS THE POWER OF BADASS
>>454554732>IT'S THE GAME'S FAULT I CAN'T GET HEADSHOTS ON THE EASIEST DIFFICULTYYou should get a job in video game journalism.
>>454535123BL3 missed its opportunity when we’re now saturated with Deadpool winks and nods of being “in” on the joke.
Borderlands 1 remastered with borderlands 2 features.
>Gearbox in 2019
>>454535123Jesus, how much money did they have to bilk out of Sega to get THIS one made?
>>454535707Well they got the resolution of the switch perfectly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8nRpJCDQfMIt's BL2 Vita remastered for Switch
>>454535383This it's fucking awful and full of ironic lel memes xDkys if you play this dogshit game
>>454535383People who are willing to play anything? Fuck /v/'s blind hatred of videogames.
>replying to a obvious randy threadfucking hell I hate you losersRandy stop shilling your stupid boring franchise with L O L RANDOM characters.
>>454535123Jesus Christ how boring can this series be?
>>454536201ONE GAZILLION GUNS
>>454542376that's a really old screenshot, here's a more recent one
What are the odds that its Ebin Exclusive since they'll use the Unreal Engine.
>>454535123>tfw it's just borderlands 2 for switch
>>454535123Only the first game had any merit, the rest are trash.
>post yfw you're not anthony burch
>>454540840>let's hanginform suicide watch pronto
>>454535123I was 13 yo when Borderlands 2 came out I feel old. Not joking times flies. I'm not hyped about Borderlands 3 because I don't enjoy that kind of games anymore also my friends grew up same as me is not the same.
>>454549735>beginning of the game>bullet sponges either you were somehow playing on Ultimate Vault Hunter mode, which is irredeemably shit for making the bullet sponge meme come to life, or you never updated your level 0-1 guns in timeeverything else is fair enough though, even if you had to exaggerate the bandit spawn waves
>>454558870>1 player WHO IS IT.
>>454560282i think you already know, anon
>>454560116>I don't enjoy that kind of games anymore I feel the same about B3 also I can say the same about Halo Reach and MW2, I was an innocent teenager when those games where good. Now I'm 25.
>>454560282didn't they shut down the servers already?how'd he manage to get on?
>>454560116>I was 13 yo in 2012Nigga what the fuck
>>454560116>tfw you're the only person in your friend group that still playing gamesThose nights playing until dawn Black Ops, Borderlands, Halo will never happen again.I'm 21.
>>454560116>I was 13 yo when Borderlands 2 came out What the fuck?
>>454536327I've been in this thread before
>>454560582I born in 1999. I'm 20 yo now.
>>454535123Its clearly borderlands 2 60$ switch port
>>454560761What a bloody loser ya are ladYa must stop playing videogates at 16If you keep playing after 16 you need to seek profetional help since you are clearly suffering since videogames are a menthal illeness
>>454560863>mosaic picture to tease>nope, it's actual screenshot
>>454560778>>454560582>not being in your early 20sseething boomcels
>>4545607782012 was seven years ago.
>>454561225I was in high school in 2012Now I'm barely 24
>>454561038today on random /v/ shit, a scot has a semi-stroke
I hope there's a friendly AI following you around. Single player is a pain in the ass.
>>454561757And I hope not Tired of A.I. Roland, Lilith and especially Mordecai and Brick stealing my second winds when I need them
>>454535123Fuck off, Randy
>people like maya over lilith nowwtf happened?
>>454562456>people don't like a literal coal burning crack whoreShocking.
>>454562456A cuck characterized her to be a cunt.
I'm still waiting for a Borderlands MMO. It's basically one already but having it setup as a MMO instead of just a single/multiplayer game would make it so much easier.>Gameplay, map design, classes, quests, bosses, raids, loot, etcAll of it is already MMO worthy in design, just give me a Borderlands MMO so I can have a more constant flow of content.
i would enjoy a borderlands. had some great times with some friends in bl2
Where's my B1 remaster Randy.
>>454562718Here's you Borderlands MMO, bro.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-YoISd0Mvo
>>454562456>MY CARDBOARD CUTOUT IS BETTER THAN YOURS BECAUSE IT'S FROM AN OLDER GAMEyou niggers have to stop
>>454535123I actually kinda hope it's a switch version or a VR thing or whatever because the implosion would be hilarious. Seems like something gearbox would do anyways.
The only way they could fuck it up any further is for it to be a TCGI do not believe it is in their power to fuck it up that much. There's no possible way they could actually manage to out-fuck-up the entire industry combined in a single swoopPhysically impossible
>>454563528i cant see it being a bad game if they stay traditional
>>454563217Don't forget that it will probably runs on 20 fps
>>454535383It's actually pretty good. Best "looter shooter" out today, that's for sure.
>>454563528>The only way they could fuck it up any further is for it to be a TCGNah, that's what Project 1V1 is supposed to be.
Just remaster Borderlands 1 with some mechanical tweaks
>>454563970playing borderlands 1 then playing borderlands 2 makes me desire this so much. if only bl1 could have the same production quality