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>A duck
>A pig
>A woman

Why the woman isn't an animal? Do they say SHE'S as much as a mutant animal? isn't this racist?
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Her skin is literally gray.
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>>441894209
Because they're smart enough to not go in entirely on the furbait.
The fox character was more than enough, they honestly probably went too light on the mutant humans.
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because women aren't human
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>>441894209
Because they needed to ground the story with an edgy lady for no reason
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bitches want the COIL
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>>441894209
>swedish dev studio called "bearded ladies"
this game must be very good I am buying multiple copies as we speak
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the real question is, why two different animals with spiral-shaped penises?
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>>441895575
This.
I'd much rather buy the game than risk being on the wrong side of history.
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>>441894209
This game keeps coming up on my steam recommended
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>>441895654
Maybe they are into spiral shaped penises, that would be an improvement over the type of penises swedes are currently into.
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>>441894209
You can see her face is fucked up in a larger image. Appears she's a demon or whatever.

I do agree it should have been all animals. Orwell's Animal Farm: Xcom style. She's pretty out of place.
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>>441895654
Swede's only know penises literally designed to overcome preventive rape measures.
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>>441895681
you have to be some special kind of triggered snowflake to decide not to try a game just because of that
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>>441895856
There's nothing wrong with worshipping BBC and horsecocks
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should've been a man and a bear alongside the pig
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>>441896140
Excelsior.
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>>441894209
>woman
>not an animal
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>>441894209
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The only character I ever play is a white man with short black hair who may or may not be gay. No white no buy.
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Is the game fun?
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>>441896073
What? I literally said I would be buying the game. The fuck kind of fascist are you?
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>>441895529
Ducks have barbed penises I think, or is that cats?
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>>441897412
My favourite part is waiting for the Denuvo servers to afford me access to the game I purchased and lodging support tickets whenever I upgrade my PC and get completely locked out of my game.
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>>441897676
Nah ducks have fuck huge coiled dicks.
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>>441897676
Cats have thorny dicks, ducks - some species anyway - have giant coiled detachable dicks to match labyrinthine coiled duck vagoo, pigs and such have tapered dicks. Most birds don't have dicks and just rub their stupid cloacae together like idiots.
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>>441897947
Most ducks, like most birds, don't have penises at all. One species has that weird rape-penis though.
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>>441895938
>Appears she's a demon or whatever.
She has toggleable Thing powers.
https://youtu.be/3PsJggiFWmQ
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>>441897947
>That Dig Dug parody where you just launch your dick at ducks to rape them instead
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>>441897947
>>441898034
I now know more about animal dicks. Thanks?
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>>441898125
>Most ducks, like most birds, don't have penises at all.
I think you're confusing ducks with some other non-rapetastic bird, because every duck I know of has a disposable coiled dick. I legit have a collection around here somewhere from shooting.
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>>441896265
what do tits feel like?
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>>441896265
shit haircut desu
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>>441898530
You're welcome.

https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/full/10.1098/rspb.2009.2139
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>>441898663
warm and squishy

they get boring once you have a gf/wife though. asscheek is where it's at
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>>441894209
> isn't this racist?
neither ducks, pigs or women are a race, so no.
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>>441894209
It's sad that funcom people keep posting this thread and it's so obvious.



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