I just realized, he already had some girlfriends and came close to sex already, so why would he say breasts feel like bags of sand? he did feel breasts before
>>120893564This movie was surprisingly good
I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl
>this man was more successful with women than youHow do you feel /tv/?
>23 more years to goGuys it gets better right?
>>1208935649 years to go. Whish me luck /tv/.
>>120893918Steve carrell is gayer than Cary grant my man
Dubs and I lose my virginity before the end of the month.
22 year old. Havent had sex. Havent had a gf. Havent had a kiss. Havent had any sexual experience. Havent had a friend. Haven never had a friend who was girl. Never speak to girls. Havent hold hands. And worst of all? I dont care.
All you loser virgins need to stop putting pussy on a pedestal and get laid asap
>>120894624I literally do the opposite of that, I pretend like I don't give a fuck about women so much that they genuinely think I don't give a fuck about them.So I never fuck.
>>120894013it is a fiction movie, not a documentary about Steve. No one knows if Steve is actually a virgin (anal virgin of course).
Guys what do breasts actually feel likeDon’t say bags of sand
>>120894709Fatty soft flesh
>>120894709Like coins and salty milk
manlet with a recessed chin but have a pale 18 years old gf and I am 23 AMA
>>120894709grope your ass.that but softer.
>>120894823And probably less hairier
>>120894453>Havent had a friendReal talk, man. Most of us are broken human beings but that's no way to live.
>>120894453same but I'm 29at least I have endless porn and some onaholes so its not too bad with no vaginal jew.
>>120893794it was because you'd think its about a guy trying to lose his virginity like in American Pie, but it was about a guy who had many opportunities but wasnt ready yet
If you become a wizard after turning 30 as a virgin, what do you become when you turn 40?
>>120893564I've touched tits before but I'm an autist and wouldn't know how to describe how they feel
How do you get all the way through high school without having sex at least a few times? You're literally surrounded by dozens of horny teenage girls.
>>120896002they just fucked chad and my class only had like 2 girls for some reason.
>>120896002how are you not rich? wealth and money is everywhere. Sex flows upwards to the genetically superior and the male dregs are left behind to die out and post here.
>>1208935644 more years to go
>>120893891>>120893979>>120894004>>120894453>>120894035>>120894765>>120895810Sex is overrated anyway. Just go to a prositute and fuck her so you'll realise you've been obsessign over something inconsequentialIf you've consumed a lot of porn it'll be even worst than a handjob and a good porn>T. former 28 yo virgin who's already bored of itThe only good sex you do is the unironically the one you do with a girl you love and it's worth more than any pump and dump with a 10/10 in the world
>>120896002They go to the normal guys not the social spergs you twat, I didnt kiss a girl till age 22 and when i did it felt like it didnt matter cus it took so long
>>120896139I'm not obsessing over sex at all, I just want to be with someone.
>>12089445324 years old. Had one gf. Had sex with a total of 2 women in my entire life.I care a lot and i suffer as if i were a kissless incel.
>>120896002It's just as baffling to me how kissing and having sex is a normal thing that happens to others as you are baffled by my situation.
>>120896139You realize sex alone is just a gross act that feels kinda good. You realize the smells and sounds are also there. Loveless sex is something to motivate you to find love. Or it will turn you away from sex for a long time.
>>120896336Or you get addicted to fucking 19 yr old prostitutes
Sex is a lot of effort. I mean, it's great and all, but it's also this really exhausting experience, both physically and emotionally.
>>120896392>Sex is a lot of effort. I mean, it's great and all, but it's also this really exhausting experience, both physically and emotionally.t. fatty
>>12089356427 here. Been having sex regularly for the last ten years, at least twice a week. I couldn’t imagine being a virgin into my twenties. You guys are fucking losers LMAO
Honestly more afraid of my first kiss than my first sexual experience, if either ever even happen that is.
>>120896439>twice a weekloser
>>120896439at least I dont have herpes
>>120896273This. I literally can't even imagine myself with a women in any sexual situation. It's like decapitation videos. I've seen them and know they happen but my brain just can't comprehend it.
>>120896545Kissing is easy and I've only done it twice
>>120896139>Just go to a prosituteI dont want to fund some roastieI just pirate my porn and coom for free.
>>120896642I have no idea how it even works and I watched a lot of movies and porno where it happens and I still cant figure it out.seems kinda disgusting
>>120893564I am 27 years old. Definitely will be a virgin at 30. How should I celebrate?
>>120896658Nutting on a whores face is a great feeling though>>120896700There is no right way to kiss you just do it, if I managed it you can too
>>120896794stop eating like a pig
>>120896794Buy yourself a cane and a long pointy hat.
>>120896002I get laid regularly now, but I was a massive sperg in high school. Couldn't even look women in the eye. I still feel like I missed a big part of social development and can easily see how someone could get stuck in that rut if they don't take major steps to improve themselves.
>>120893564Yeah that confused me too. Maybe you can chalk it up to a complete lack of confidence coupled with social anxiety and an overwhelming self-consciousness regarding his celibacy.
I lost my virginity at 28. I used to be a cumbrain, watched tranny porn 2 hours per day for 3 years straight. Now I barely watch porn, maybe 5 minutes per week and can’t bear watching tranny porn at all, and it’s mostly vanilla stuff to get ideas to do with my gf. Once you had sex with a person you love, it’s no longer the same. Porn is just funny shit to me now.
>>120896794I lost my vcard at 26, just don't tell anyone you're a virgin and you'll get laid. I told the girl after and she found it funny and endearing, and we stayed together for the rest of summer until she went back to uni. She was cool about it, just don't date twats.
>25>20yr old girl at work asks if I have a gf (she has a boyfriend)>tell her no>she says if I want her help getting one shes there I mean shes probably just saying it and if I did take her up on that it would end in disaster, those sudden gf questions kill me though
>>120896819>Nutting on a whores face is a great feeling thoughare they even allowing this? isnt a condom mandatory?>There is no right way to kiss you just do itmakes no sense to me.will probably never do it so whatever
>>120897043Condom for sex is usually mandatory but most dont mind you nutting on their body
i know exactly what these threads do to me yet i click on them every single time. why?
>>120896995I'm really scared of sex though.
>>120893564Let's not forget that they actually lurked for awhile in a newsgroup for virgins to do research for this movie. So there's a good chance one of you fuckers are being quoted in the movie
>>120897211How dare they appropriate virgin culture
>>120897211>fuck women and fuck janniesthat one's from me, holy shit
>>120897200same,can't imagine how any of this works but from observing the world around me it seems like its some sort of ptsd inducing experience.also risk of herpes or other std's is high nowadays and dont really see the point anymore.
So what DO boobs feel like then?
>>120897423like cow tits
>>120897423waterballons but lighter
>>120897423The same as anime tittypads but softer and more squishy
>>120894709I'll let you feel my mantiddy, bro
>>120894709Really soft. I thought they'd be firmer desu
>>120897423With bra on, like a squishy ball. Without bra, a very smooth waterballoon
28 year old KHV here, getting really bent out of shape with all these cuties at college that I am too pathetic to ask out.
>>120897334>being worried about herpesDude it’s like some blisters you get like once a year for 10 days or so. Not a big deal. As soon as it scabs over you can fuck anyway. How the fuck does that seem worst to you than being an adult virgin LMAO
I was incredibly scared as an indian when immigrating to the US of A. But your women here seem really carefree and easy, and I married a white woman just last year
>>120897619because there's literally no downside to being an adult virgin if you don't tell anyone.
>>120897723>there is no downside to being unable to reach a basic developmental milestone as an adultManchild
>>120897641Fuck off pajeeet
>that scene with the nipslipI'm not a coomer but that scene made me want to coom
>>120898129>tfw I've only ever seen it on cable TV and have no idea what you're talking about
>>120893564tits feel different when a girl is having sex
>>120893979Literally got laid at thirty-six for the first time last month. Now having regular sex with waifs tier girlfriend four-five times a week. It can happen for you too, you just have to believe.
29 here I think I'll just be a coomer till I die.
>>120898833cool story bro
>>120897200Jesus fuck are women this vain.
>>120896002i was not chad