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I just realized, he already had some girlfriends and came close to sex already, so why would he say breasts feel like bags of sand? he did feel breasts before
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>>120893564
This movie was surprisingly good
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I am 25 years old and I never even kissed a girl
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>this man was more successful with women than you
How do you feel /tv/?
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>23 more years to go

Guys it gets better right?
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>>120893564
9 years to go. Whish me luck /tv/.
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>>120893918
Steve carrell is gayer than Cary grant my man
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Dubs and I lose my virginity before the end of the month.
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22 year old. Havent had sex. Havent had a gf. Havent had a kiss. Havent had any sexual experience. Havent had a friend. Haven never had a friend who was girl. Never speak to girls. Havent hold hands. And worst of all? I dont care.
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All you loser virgins need to stop putting pussy on a pedestal and get laid asap
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>>120893979
MODS
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>>120894624
I literally do the opposite of that, I pretend like I don't give a fuck about women so much that they genuinely think I don't give a fuck about them.
So I never fuck.
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>>120894013
it is a fiction movie, not a documentary about Steve. No one knows if Steve is actually a virgin (anal virgin of course).
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Guys what do breasts actually feel like
Don’t say bags of sand
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>>120894709
Fatty soft flesh
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>>120894709
Like coins and salty milk
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manlet with a recessed chin but have a pale 18 years old gf and I am 23 AMA
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>>120894709
grope your ass.
that but softer.
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>>120894823
And probably less hairier
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>>120894453
>Havent had a friend
Real talk, man. Most of us are broken human beings but that's no way to live.
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>>120894453
same but I'm 29
at least I have endless porn and some onaholes so its not too bad with no vaginal jew.
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>>120893794
it was because you'd think its about a guy trying to lose his virginity like in American Pie, but it was about a guy who had many opportunities but wasnt ready yet
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If you become a wizard after turning 30 as a virgin, what do you become when you turn 40?
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>>120893564
I've touched tits before but I'm an autist and wouldn't know how to describe how they feel
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>>120895900
Middle aged
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>>120895900
Mega wizard
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How do you get all the way through high school without having sex at least a few times? You're literally surrounded by dozens of horny teenage girls.
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>>120896002
they just fucked chad and my class only had like 2 girls for some reason.
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>>120896002

how are you not rich? wealth and money is everywhere. Sex flows upwards to the genetically superior and the male dregs are left behind to die out and post here.
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>>120893564
4 more years to go
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>>120893891
>>120893979
>>120894004
>>120894453
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>>120894765
>>120895810
Sex is overrated anyway. Just go to a prositute and fuck her so you'll realise you've been obsessign over something inconsequential
If you've consumed a lot of porn it'll be even worst than a handjob and a good porn
>T. former 28 yo virgin who's already bored of it
The only good sex you do is the unironically the one you do with a girl you love and it's worth more than any pump and dump with a 10/10 in the world
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>>120896002
They go to the normal guys not the social spergs you twat, I didnt kiss a girl till age 22 and when i did it felt like it didnt matter cus it took so long
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>>120896139
I'm not obsessing over sex at all, I just want to be with someone.
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>>120894453
24 years old. Had one gf. Had sex with a total of 2 women in my entire life.

I care a lot and i suffer as if i were a kissless incel.
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>>120896002
It's just as baffling to me how kissing and having sex is a normal thing that happens to others as you are baffled by my situation.
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>>120896139
You realize sex alone is just a gross act that feels kinda good. You realize the smells and sounds are also there. Loveless sex is something to motivate you to find love. Or it will turn you away from sex for a long time.
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>>120896336
Or you get addicted to fucking 19 yr old prostitutes
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Sex is a lot of effort. I mean, it's great and all, but it's also this really exhausting experience, both physically and emotionally.
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>>120896392
What?
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>>120896392
>Sex is a lot of effort. I mean, it's great and all, but it's also this really exhausting experience, both physically and emotionally.
t. fatty
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>>120893564
27 here. Been having sex regularly for the last ten years, at least twice a week. I couldn’t imagine being a virgin into my twenties. You guys are fucking losers LMAO
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Honestly more afraid of my first kiss than my first sexual experience, if either ever even happen that is.
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>>120896439
>twice a week
loser
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>>120896439
at least I dont have herpes
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>>120896273
This. I literally can't even imagine myself with a women in any sexual situation. It's like decapitation videos. I've seen them and know they happen but my brain just can't comprehend it.
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>>120896545
Kissing is easy and I've only done it twice
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>>120896139
>Just go to a prositute
I dont want to fund some roastie
I just pirate my porn and coom for free.
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>>120894013
source?
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>>120896642
I have no idea how it even works and I watched a lot of movies and porno where it happens and I still cant figure it out.
seems kinda disgusting
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>>120893564
I am 27 years old. Definitely will be a virgin at 30. How should I celebrate?
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>>120896658
Nutting on a whores face is a great feeling though
>>120896700
There is no right way to kiss you just do it, if I managed it you can too
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>>120896794
stop eating like a pig
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>>120896794
Buy yourself a cane and a long pointy hat.
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>>120896002
I get laid regularly now, but I was a massive sperg in high school. Couldn't even look women in the eye. I still feel like I missed a big part of social development and can easily see how someone could get stuck in that rut if they don't take major steps to improve themselves.
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>>120893564
Yeah that confused me too. Maybe you can chalk it up to a complete lack of confidence coupled with social anxiety and an overwhelming self-consciousness regarding his celibacy.
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I lost my virginity at 28. I used to be a cumbrain, watched tranny porn 2 hours per day for 3 years straight. Now I barely watch porn, maybe 5 minutes per week and can’t bear watching tranny porn at all, and it’s mostly vanilla stuff to get ideas to do with my gf. Once you had sex with a person you love, it’s no longer the same. Porn is just funny shit to me now.
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>>120896794
I lost my vcard at 26, just don't tell anyone you're a virgin and you'll get laid. I told the girl after and she found it funny and endearing, and we stayed together for the rest of summer until she went back to uni. She was cool about it, just don't date twats.
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>25
>20yr old girl at work asks if I have a gf (she has a boyfriend)
>tell her no
>she says if I want her help getting one shes there
I mean shes probably just saying it and if I did take her up on that it would end in disaster, those sudden gf questions kill me though
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>>120896819
>Nutting on a whores face is a great feeling though
are they even allowing this? isnt a condom mandatory?

>There is no right way to kiss you just do it
makes no sense to me.
will probably never do it so whatever
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>>120897043
Condom for sex is usually mandatory but most dont mind you nutting on their body
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i know exactly what these threads do to me yet i click on them every single time. why?
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>>120896995
I'm really scared of sex though.
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>>120893564
Let's not forget that they actually lurked for awhile in a newsgroup for virgins to do research for this movie. So there's a good chance one of you fuckers are being quoted in the movie
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>>120897211
How dare they appropriate virgin culture
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>>120897211
>fuck women and fuck jannies
that one's from me, holy shit
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>>120897200
same,
can't imagine how any of this works but from observing the world around me it seems like its some sort of ptsd inducing experience.
also risk of herpes or other std's is high nowadays and dont really see the point anymore.
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So what DO boobs feel like then?
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>>120897423
like cow tits
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>>120897423
waterballons but lighter
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>>120897423
The same as anime tittypads but softer and more squishy
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>>120894709
I'll let you feel my mantiddy, bro
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>>120894709
Really soft. I thought they'd be firmer desu
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>>120897423
With bra on, like a squishy ball.
Without bra, a very smooth waterballoon
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28 year old KHV here, getting really bent out of shape with all these cuties at college that I am too pathetic to ask out.
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>>120897334
>being worried about herpes
Dude it’s like some blisters you get like once a year for 10 days or so. Not a big deal. As soon as it scabs over you can fuck anyway. How the fuck does that seem worst to you than being an adult virgin LMAO
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I was incredibly scared as an indian when immigrating to the US of A. But your women here seem really carefree and easy, and I married a white woman just last year
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>>120897619
because there's literally no downside to being an adult virgin if you don't tell anyone.
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>>120897723
>there is no downside to being unable to reach a basic developmental milestone as an adult
Manchild
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>>120897641
Fuck off pajeeet
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>>120897641
POO
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>>120897824
faggot
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>that scene with the nipslip
I'm not a coomer but that scene made me want to coom
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>>120898129
>tfw I've only ever seen it on cable TV and have no idea what you're talking about
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>>120896139
Alright virgin.
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>>120893564
tits feel different when a girl is having sex
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>>120893979
Literally got laid at thirty-six for the first time last month. Now having regular sex with waifs tier girlfriend four-five times a week. It can happen for you too, you just have to believe.
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29 here I think I'll just be a coomer till I die.
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>>120897619
disgusting
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>>120898833
cool story bro
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>>120894453
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>>120893979
unrage
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>>120895900
saruman
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>>120897200
Jesus fuck are women this vain.
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>>120896002
i was not chad
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