paid the jew 7 euros to masturbate in my face for 3 hourstheatre was nothing but zoomers laughing at every single linethis is "arthouse" in 2019, this is cinema in 2019, a heap of shit scrambled in order to get a "quirky" "non-linear" "slowburn" and similar tags faggots salivate over these dayspeople cry about capeshit (me included), but after this you know what, fuck it, i hope feminist transformers and the like kill off every original movie so they dont dare to make anything else for 1000 yearshang yourselves
>>119538107Oh, look. We have got another contrarian shitting on the single greatest film of the last 50 years and one of the top 5 films of all time.
>>119538107>eurosGo away, commie
imagine having that hairline
>>119538107you’re probably the same kind of “arthouse”fag that shits on primo 00s kino that’s more we’ll made than jerk off fodder like Fellini but less poshthat being said, the movie was good-meh
>>119538168The other 4 being the Lion King reboot, Inception, Avengers 16 (Avenged) and Django Unchained
>>119538107There wasn't a single zoomer in the theater both times I saw it. It was older people and late 20s people. Zoomers only watch capeshit, they would never go to a movie like this
>>119538107Nice blog post faggot
>DUDE WHAT IF THERE WAS AN ALTERNATE REALITY WHERE A HOLLYWOOD STUNT MAN KICKED BRUCE LEE'S ASS AND THEN KILLED MEMBERS OF THE MANSON FAMILY 10/10 LIKE SO FUCKING EPIC REDDIT XD
>>119538107>theatre was nothing but zoomers laughing at every single linefucking basedi laughed at every single line too
>>119538200>calling what's obviously, glaringly true "bait"nice bait>>119538258no
>>119538168this is going to go down as his masterpiece, the sheer amount of references are some ulysses level shit
>>119538375>references make a masterpieceHow old are you? This wasnt the divine comedy.
>>119538438ok but i want to see it a few more times
>>119538328But those were the weakest parts. Leo on the set of the Lancer pilot was great. I very much enjoyed the Sharon Tate nonplot. It felt like she had her entire life properly ahead of her. I was happy she wasn't brutally murdered at the end.It wasn't perfect but it was certainly better than most of the garbage we normally get.
This was his worst movie to dateoverall shit movie desu>lack of pitt and dicaprio together scenes (they maybe exchange lines for like 2 min overall)>too many pointless scenes>too much 60s hollywood wankyness >pointless narration probably inplace because no one will understand anything or someshit>lack of cult footage so the ending feels like they just show up there for ??????>all the scenes with sharon were pointless>can shorten the movie by an hour and it would barely change anything>no glorious violence just some halfassed funky killings at the end>it wasnt just a movie about pitt and dicaprio broing it up in old hollywood yeah it's shitsave your money wait for it to hit streaming or something