HOLY shit I don't we've seen this much hate for a disney movie since The Last Jedi. Even the disney dick sucking joiurnalists are saying its complete garbage.
Don’t care. It’s got Beyonce in it so it’s getting my view.
Even Stuckman didn't like it
>>117912539Zazu's rant about walls and Trump didn't help either
>>117912587put more effort in bait
If it under-performs, will this be the final nail in the coffin for live action remakes? Dumbo did bad, Aladdin...i don't know how it did actually, but even if it did pull good numbers, it was panned across the board.
>>117912655>baitI’ll screen cap your post and take a picture of my theater ticket when it comes out. I’m seeing this for my girl and also to trigger /pol/. Not much you can do about it.
>>117912758>girlfriendShow us a picture of that whale too
>>117912706Nah, for all the shit Aladdin got it still nearly made a billion. This film will do fine and they'll keep churning this shit out.
>>117912758Why did you bring up /pol/?
>>117912706Inthink aladin did well. May have underperformed in Disney's sense. I doubt this one will make under a billion
>>117912539>singing lionsWhy was that shit popular again ?
So the only good remakes so far are jungle book and cinderella, because they actually had different screenplays from the original and added to the story somewhatI hope Mulan isn't just some woke gurl power bullshit but i don't have high hopes
>>117912851He's a faggot.
>what if we took furbait and made it realistic so that furries will hate it
>>117912758why'd you pull out all the stops and project so hard mate it is not that serious
>>117912655It might be legit. Black people really are that retarded. Remember Obama?
>>117912539>and that isn't a good thing
>>117912539if RT hates it, it MUST be good. Count me in
what the fuck is disney starting to bounce checks or some shit why would this get negative reviews? some disney exec shoveling all that marvel cash into a swiss account?
>>117912620>But Simba, it's 2015!
>>117913220i doubt any nigger this dumb is browsing /tv/ at this second but you could be right
>>117912706Aladdin just crossed 900 million, these flicks aren't going anywhere.
>>117913256It must be really dreadful
>>117912706Lmao these live action movies aren't stopping anytime soon. Lion King will probably make more than this no matter how shit it is
Sounds like they're venting all those pent up emotions and opinions from that last star wars movie.Its like they get maby one or two free passes a year to actually say what they think without consequence. Lion King is just another sacrificial lamb that didn't do anything wrong, and they all know it.
>>117913395>94% audience scoreIt's over
>>117913520You haven’t even seen it.
>>117913395how the fuck
So, does this prove Disney doesn't pay reviewers, thus meaning Star Wars and Marvel are actually good?
>>117913520RT rigged the audience scores so only people that paid for tickets online get the privilege to review the movie.
I feel bad because my mom is excited to go see lions on the big screen and I don't have the heart to tell her it's shit compared to the cartoon
>>117913608Yup. But /pol/ will enact their mental gymnastics to say otherwise.
>>117913360TLJ showed they'll go to bat for some really shitty movies, so this must be a complete disaster.
>>117913608The 'Disney pays reviewers' shit is a literal meme. I swear the only Disney movies that actually get a bunch of praise are Marvel
>>117913118Apparently Mulan is actually nit a shot for shot remake. She doesn't even cut her hair (chinese culture thing, not a woke thing). It's based more on the original story than the original Disney movie. It could actually be good.
>>117913671star wars is the big money, reviewers aren't allowed to touch it
>Full WOKE castingOH NO NONONO
>>117913608>So, does this prove Disney doesn't pay reviewersNo, it is evidence.>thus meaning Star Wars and Marvel are actually good?Even if it were true, it does not mean that.
>>117912539>and that's NOT a good thingthey've evolving
>Alt-Right Incel Journalists Attack the Diverse Cast of Lion King 2019 with Hate Speech. And That's a Bad Thing.How did I do?
>>117913656Don't say anything to her. Baby boomers might like and see this movie in a different way than the average millennial would.
Yep I'm thinking he's based
>>117913118I didn't even know there was a Cinderella remake
>>117913656Dude your Mom isn't a NEET incel like you, she will probably enjoy herself.
>>117913883A website called Black Girl Nerds said the film is why some classics should be left alone.BLACK. GIRL. NERDS.CLASSICS. LEFT. ALONE.I mean, this thing must be a piece of SHIT.
>>117912851He's as obsessed with them as he thinks they are with him. Fun fact, nobody cares about him.
>>117913953it was a spring time release 5 or 4 years ago. I honestly forgot about it too.
>>117913883The cast isn't very diverse though
>>117914060I recall at least one journalist saying the cast of Black Panther was "hella diverse"
It'll make billions of dollars in China. It's likely not terrible if you haven't seen lion king as it's all the nostaligia disney lovers who hate it.
>>117914060He means newspeak 'diverse' not actual diverse
>>117914060unfortunately there was one white guy left, perfect diversity otherwise
>>117913270Not an argument.
[spoilers]Naga gets a song about how she should be the Lion Queen and talks about how female lions are the ones doing all the work[/spoilers]
>>117912706What Disney movie isn't panned all across this board?
OH NO NO NO
>>117913735I think the argument is those (and star wars) and the only ones who get such good attention because Disney put much more investment into them, and for a while it wasn't a guaranteed return. I think Marvel paid for itself, but all the money they've sunk into Star Wars and dwindling returns is risky.
>>117912539The public will still lap it up, but I'm glad the goodwill towards their repackaged derivative shit is dwindling.
>>117913256It's all about perception. Social media has been shitting on it for months now. They probably felt comfortable enough to actually give it an accurate review. Most times those fuckers are too afraid to be the first one to shit on a certified fresh Didney product.
New hakuna matata song.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ph_YQEn-z30It's pretty fucking bad.
>>117912539They expected woke politics but got a scene by scene remake. Liberals will complain about anything.
>>117913742There's nothing in the original story about Mulan jumping around the battlefield like a ninja and making all the men gasp at how badass she is.
>>117913608>thus meaning Star Wars and Marvel are actually goodThat's a huge fucking leap. That said I don't think they pay for shit, standards are just super low and modern reviewers (if you can call them that) go with the flow to avoid losing privileges. Disney has a stranglehold on the industry, if you pan all of their Marvel shit they'll blacklist you and your shitty news portal.
>>117914706holy shit that was cringe i would feel so bad watching that in a room full of people
Is this the year cinema comes crashing down? Almost everything except Marvel is either flopping, or getting critically panned. I think Hollywood's gonna shit its pants if Episode IX doesn't blow the roof off.
>Aladdin was shat on>nearing $1bnAh yes, The Lion King will surely flop! This time for SURE! Disney is FINISHED!
>>117915036Episode IX won't even make 140M opening and i would bet its second weekend is an even worse 60% drop than the last jedi.
>>117915036No, absolute turd of a remake Aladdin made almost a billion dollars. If anything, it's getting worse.
>>117915077you really think so?
>>117915126Of course! Disney needs to make $5bn on every single film to break even!
is it a shot for shot remake? that would make for some embarrassing split screens
>>117912539***makes 10 gorillion shekels anyway***
>>117914706don't see a problem with that clip. I'm still gonna go see the fucking movie. That's my all time favorite Disney film and maybe one of my top animated. If it hurts me it hurts me.
>>117915107But at the same time, Dumbo barely broke even. I dunno, something feels a little unstable in Hollywood right now.
Was this the movie referred to in that journo tweet saying "this tentpole 2019 movie will bomb really fucking hard"? Someone must have that screenshot..
>>117915513All the "tentpole 2019 movies" since the Endgame have been torn to shreds and bombed, except fucking Aladdin, because people are fucking retards.
>>117913162It might make furries draw more porn from the 2D version just out of spite.
>>117915571John Wick 3 did pretty well.
>>117915757John Wick also had a very small budget, comparatively, and was much more of a niche movie.
>>117912587You mean the biggest miscast?
>>117912539I'm going to see it because i want to sing HAKUNA MATATA like a retardjust for this reason alone i'm seeing it 5 times
>>117915513it was dark phoenix
>>117912587this YYAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS KWEEEEEEN
>>117913608>does this prove Disney doesn't pay reviewersProbably untrue but obviously not to the levels that this board wished they did.> thus meaning Star Wars and Marvel are actually good?Isn't a logical leap from your first point, and still no because popular /=/ good. It means successful and not all successful things are good.
>>117913395I literally don't know how this is possible anymore. Disney has to be buying tickets, right? We know for a fact China does it for Chinese films.
>>117915513this movie is not bombing, not on this universe
>>117914240I think Mendelson is a clever troll
>>117916093Good means different things to different peope
>>117915241You are right that seemingly every shitty movie that shouldn't make money BESIDES Disney seems to be crashing this summer. But Disney remains
>>117915212Pretty much except Be Prepared isn't a full sequence anymore
Oh yeah, lest we forget
>>117912587This is unironically the mentality of every nigger on twitter.
>>117916353But outside of Marvel, they're still not doing like, insane numbers. Toy Story 4 made half of Toy Story 3. And that's not even factoring in 10 years of inflation.
>>117916349You can play semantics all you want but sure I'll define good for you then.skilled at doing or dealing with a specified thing."I'm good at crosswords"synonyms: capable, able, proficient, adept, adroit, accomplished, seasoned, skillful, skilled, gifted, talented, masterly, virtuoso, expert, knowledgeable, qualified, trainedWas the definition of good I meant. That help you understand the point I was trying to make?
i'm like how did they cast this white? guy as timon in the full woke casting process>Eichner is Jewish and gay.ah i thought the guy was doing a voice. no that's his voice
>>117913395Fucking chinks ruin everything.
Nostalgia is a crippling drug
How was the Jungle Book movie so damn good and the rest of these remakes have been trash?
>>117912539>which isn't a good thing
>>117917060>How was the Jungle Book movie so damn goodIt wasn't. It was exactly the same shit, get that Disney cock out of your mouth.
>>117917134shut up, faggot, name one thing bad with the movie
>>117917134>It was exactly the sameHAHAHAHAHA confirmed for not even having watched it
>>117912587Fucking Based. Ignore those manbaby racists. Beyonce is more talented than any white person on the planet. Not fucking kidding.
>>117912620Did you see the original, nigger? Zazu literally said what you're implying in the original Lion King.>>117912758Based Disney Dynamo working /tv/ manbabies into an absolute seethe.>>117913220White people are more likely to commit suicides than any other race. Y'all be worthless, LMAO
>>117912539Childish Trashbino has a garbage voice why was he casted as a singing voice
>>117917060>>117917134It had Christopher Walken singing out of a giant prehistoric orangutan, that's how.
>>117913637>this russian bot copeLOL
>>117917312Still more talented than any wh*Te singer, keep the cope up though, wh*Toid
>>117917312Unironically one of the best rappers of the decade you absolute fucking chud.
>>117912539>I'm gonna watch this soulless Disney remake to get back at /pol/!>I'm a fucking tool, look at me! WEEEEE!!What the fuck is wrong with the people on this board? Are you incapable of thinking for yourselves, or does everything you do have to be some kind of bizarre slight to everyone for really arbitrary reasons?
>>117917369What is the deal with the capital T in wh*Toid? I have never understood
>>117917399have sex, incel
>>117917399they have more sex than you do incel
>>117912587Fucking Based. Fuck that bugchasing boomer Elton John. Beyonce has accomplished substantially more than that AIDS-ridden fairy.
>>117915994Did you see the preview of it?
>>117912539Create your own IPs, there'll be never a better opportunity then now.People want fresh stories, give it to them.
>>117912655>>117914308>>117915864>>117916058>>117916523Have *clap* Sex *clap* Incels
>There are some other cute contemporary touches, too. Though he’s not nearly as eccentric as Rowan Atkinson’s Zazu, John Oliver dashes off cheeky remarks as the lions’ loyal avian companion, such as: “The birds are tweeting at four in the morning. I’m like, ‘Birds, we get it.’” Oh, the ambient horror!
>>117917615Bend *clap* over
>>117913220I laughed buddy :)
>>117917719You're gay lmao
>>117913220Whites need Jews to give themselves a higher IQ. The average white person is an unironic NPC. Cope harder.
>>117917246I'm not him and I've seen the movie. It was meh. OH NO BOY GET FIRE OH NO HE RUIN THINGS EXCEPT NOT REALLY?It just had no reason to exist.
>>117912706>Aladdin...i don't know how it did actually, but even if it did pull good numbers, it was panned across the boardThat's because people are dipshits. It was actually pretty good.
>>117917782Like you can do any better? No seriously. Can /pol/ make a movie without being irreverently racist and poorly produced? I fucking dare those incels at least try.
>>117913395It only made money because stupid parents literally thought>hey little Suzie and Billy would love to see how this old animated film would look with real actors and it even has Will Smith! and since nothing else was out the film made money off of the children's audience and blind parents looking for a cheap babysitting screen.This generation of laziness has created the same approach to filmmaking.
>>117917811This. Disney has not bombed one single live action remake. I'm hoping we get Hercules next.
>>117914706>it MEANS no worries!>Simbas face doesnt even change, he just yawnsOhnononono
>>117912539>Disney is a soulless corporation pushing bland, safe shit. The movie equivalent of McDonalds>finally it’s catching up to them Fucking good. I’ll enjoy watching this trash burn.
>>117916477Holy fuck what a mess.
>>117917839Then just make your own faggot. What's holding you back? Your own laziness? Don't make me laugh, faggot.
>>117913118Jungle book was shit compared to Mowgli and that shit was on Netflix.
>>117917894>/pol/ is a soulless board pushing bland edgy shit. The 4chan equivalent of McDonalds>finally it's catching up to them.Fucking good. I'll enjoy watching these incels cope at Disney's superiority.
>>117913657No one mentioned /pol/
>>117917894It's fucking hopeless. This shit will make over a billion dollars thanks to hoards of smoothbrained retards who clap when they see familiar things.
>>117918007They're literally right in this thread and half of the posts here. Open your fucking eyes for once, r-tard.
>>117914706I was expecting this to be shit but this is worse than I could even imagine. Couldve gotten more life and charm from sock puppets.
>>117912539WHY DIDN'T ALADDIN GET THIS SAME BACKLASHALADDIN IS THE SUPERIOR MOVIE TO LION KING AND PEOPLE ATE UP THE SHITTY SOULLESS LIVE ACTION VERSION.
>>117914706the problem with going with realistic looking animals is that the faces dont animate to the extend as they do in comics or as we do in humans.
>>117918030Fucking based. Disney is literally taking your money and watching you seethe as the Based Mouse laughs at your inceldom and inferiority.
>>117918077The animation was fine. Try lowering your standards for once, chud. Incels wonder why they can't get women.
They must be running out, right? They pumped out dumbo, aladdin, and lion king so quickly, what else is left? Little mermaid is already looking controversial, mulan will probably be okay, then after that disney must be out of classic shit, right?
>>117912539the fact that this movie is barely rotten goes to show just how much Disney pays their critics.
>>117918133Disney rakes in the dough and /tv/ manbabies like you can only seethe.DISNEYALWAYSWINS
>>117918146Cope Russian bot manbaby chud.
>>117918133they can still remake Black Cauldron, Pocahontas, and Sword in the Stone. They still got plenty until they decide that Beauty and the beast needs another iteration down the line.
does anyone else get stressed out seeing donald glover. like combine the normal on-edgeness of a black person being present with like, might-shoot-the-school or might-be-schizo twitchiness and it's just like i want to get him off the screen as fast as possible. i don't want his pain to become my problem
>first he's a wimpy villain>then they make him a girlname a character more fucked over in adaptations than Kaa
>>117912539>And that's not a good thing
>>117918133TarzanHerculesPocahontas (I want this to happen if only for the shitstorm)PinocchioLilo & StitchSnow WhiteHunchback of Notre Dame RescuersAnother live action 101 Dalmations remakeGoofy Movie
>>117918204Black Cauldron would be sick as fuck. Atlantis and Treasure Planet would also be the best ideas to adapt ever imo (I think the 2d would still be superior tho).
>>117912539>is exactly the same as the classic movieOK, now I'm watching it. All I need is that fucking KINO first scene and then I'm walking out, still worth the 10 bucks
>>117918275Still one of the most talented rap acts of this decade, chud.
>>117918204Don't be fucking dumb, why would they remake animated films that were fucking flops? Also Pocahontas won't happen because it has a white male hero and Disney will never let a white male be a lead ever again. Same reason Hercules and Tarzan are not happening (unless they turn Tarzan into a shitskin, which might happen). The Hunchback of Notre-Dame is also unfilmable because they would never put a dude in weird deformity make up.The Last Mermaid will be the last live action remake, and it will be so shit it will probably kill the entire trend. Which means the first animated feature in the Disney Renaissance will be the one to kill it, so it's sort of poetic.
>chudWhy do these people keep misspelling chad?
>>117918286He is based in the soviet cartoon.
>>117918371is that really her on the right? has it been that fucking long?
>>117918426>The Last Mermaid will be the last live action remakelolno, disney won't stop milking their classics just because of a few bad reviews. They're creatively bankrupt but still want more money, so they'll keep churning out remakes even if no-one wants actually them.
BUT BUT, ALL OF THOSE ACTORS OF COLOR? HOW IT IS NOT 100%? RACISTS.
>>117917825Hi I'm /pol/ and hate black people
>>117912706>Aladdin...i don't know how it did actually, but even if it did pull good numbers, it was panned across the board.Aladdin was NOT panned across the board, you fucking nigger. Aladdin has made almost a billion dollars and received somewhat positive reviews from people. Disney is going to keep shitting out these live-action remakes.
People wanted a scene by scene like the cartoon. They thought Disney would give then this but they were wrong and now they bitch about it because muh childhood.
>>117917870Nah, I don't want a nigger Hercules.
>>117912539Today I learned Rotten Tomatoes, BuzzFeed, Polygon and some guy name David are possibly the most racist things on earth right now.
>>117912706Studios could not get less of a fuck about self-important movie reviewers that are kissless balding NEETs. Creativity died long ago in film making and the dollar controls everything.
>>117917398He cant even rap
>>117918584I just explained to you why it won't happen. Disney will never put a white male lead on a movie ever again.
>>117916353That's what happens when you buy out half of the fucking entertainment industry.
>>117912539>It's literally just the old movie but in 3D now. Sounds like kino to me. The only people who seem to be hating on it are pretentious "progressive for the sake of itself" types who can't stand that they didn't make Simba a gay trans albino gazelle who thinks zer is a lion.
>>117912539will this even do well in the foreign markets with this cast?
>>117913637>people who didn't even see the movie + impoverished retards who don't have phones and bank accounts can't leave reviewbombs on RT anymoreand nothing of value was lost
>>117913395H O W ?
>>117919137>castIt'll be dubbed so no-one cares about it.
>>117917414He's a phoneposter.
>>117919137who the fuck cares about the "cast" of animated movies lmao. they translate that shit with local voice actors in foreign markets anyway.
>>117919052This, people talking shit about Aladin and little mermaid for being different but here they don't like it?
>>117919266>>117919174but aren't they banking on people like beyonce and donald glover?. if not then the ads sure seem to focus on them a lot
>>117919166>disney branding>classic movie that everyone was fond of>will smithThat's how.
>>117919294in negromerica maybe. i guarantee you they don't show the actors irl faces in chinese ads.
>>117919294>donald gloverWho?Anyway songs tend to get translated too so foreign people won't even know Bey is in it. I loved Robin Williams but didn't know that he voiced the genie in Aladdin until a few years ago, because I've only ever watched the dubbed version.
>>117912539B-But it has niggers for voice actors!!!
>>117912706no, if this flops then Disney will just refocus into doing less animal-centric live action remakes
>>117913236>>117912539I thought rt was worthless when it comes to scores? or is it only for films we dislike?
>>117913608>when megacorp #1,375 has to make another shitty movie, this time on purpose, just so you can shill this line of reasoning on the worlds gayest imageboard
>>117919559>when the pikachu movie has better facial animationsembarrassing
im working on it
>>117913608Disney doesn't pay them directly, but too many bad reviews can mean:>No screeners>No premiere invites>No interviews>No invites to ceremonies>Being blacklisted
>>117919756thisthat's why people trust online reviewers nowadays
>>117919409He's a dumb nigger. Literally, I'm not even being racist.
>>117913570>>117919166You guys aren't around normies enough. Disney doesn't have to buy tickets or shill that hard. There are people who I suspect use the cinema, and specifically nostalgia-bait as a hobby or something. Every single one of these trash flicks, they go see. You badmouth a movie, express doubt, they will cite RT.For others, it's a social occasion. They're going to the movies with friends or a date, and they'll see WHATEVER inoffensive thing is on.idk man, some people are brainless when it comes to media I guess.
>>117918329Now THAT would be kino.
>>117917257Nigger here.Beyonce hasn't been good since like 2006 and fucking Kim Kardashian has been done more for the black community in the last few years than Beyonce in her entire career.
>>117918133Disney will buy anime and remake ghibli
>>117918329nightmare before christmas lol
Last Jedi was good. This looks like garbage.
>>117912587Based useful idiot.
>>117912539Curious how they handled the mufasa in the sky scene. I imagine they just superimposed a real lion over the stars
>>117919294what fucking country are you in that promotes donald glover on your lion king ads? nigeria? britain?i can't believe you would be retarded enough to watch american ads in america and then say about foreign markets 'but aren't they promoting with glover'.
>>117916681Eichner is fucking terrible and only capable of one god awful schtick.
>Nobody realizing that every part of OP's pic is the same reviewer being quoted by different outletsHow many hours did it take for you to find these retweetsWould you say...ten million?
>>117913118Aladdin was unironically not that bad. I actually fet pretty bad for how much I was shitting on it
>>117912539http://filthycasuals DOT tv/watch Marty with the lads
>>117919724>He's the hero film deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
>>117912706unfortunately notDisney knows that nostalgiafags and mouselovers will eat this shit upGrown ass adults who obsess over Disney are fucking embarassing
>>117920448yeah its not badits just a soulless cash grab rehash
>>117912539what did people expected from this? lion king and that stuff with animals singing work as animated cartoons, not as realistic animals...
>>117920448in hindsight... CGenie was weird-looking but high art next to the CG animals here.
>>117920432>Would you say...ten million?
>>117920511I'm being serious. Hating Last Jedi is a meme pushed by butthurt fanboys and shady political ideologues.
>>117920554Shouldn't you be working right now, Daisy?
>>117912849So long as they do a live action Black Cauldron I'm all for it.
are there any clips of the movie. no trailer cut ups
>>117919724He always releases reviews a week later than everyone else. That way he can see where the consensus is going so he knows which way to be contrarian.
>>117912539>It's an exact remake of the cartoon>Here's why that's bad!!!If it actually is, I'm 100% watching it.
>>117920684"A movie you've already seen, but it looks worse" is not much of a selling point.
>>117913657I'll tell you a secret, /pol/ doesn't give 2 shits about children's movies
>>117920755It's a new experienceThat in itself is worth a ticket
>>117920755But it won't look worse.Literally all I want out of comic book movies is stories I've already read but in live action. Same for book adaptations. Regurgitating the original story is the best and only way to do an adaptation.
>>117912587The worst thing about Beyonce is that she's let all the praise go to her head and now thinks she's actually the queen of all black people
>>117918329>Pocohantas >male love interest is black
>>117912587>Don’t care. It’s got Beyonce in it so it’s getting my view.
>>117920846It totally looks worse. There's no way the movie benefits from replacing the expressive, cartoon designs with ones that just look like actual animals.
>>117920787How? I can get taking your kids to see it to get them to shut up, but I don't get how somebody that's an adult without children would willingly want to spend money for something that is being panned for being near identical to something they've seen prior but worse. The emotion isn't there, as realistic animals don't express emotion the way the creatures in the original did, the music is decent but it looks so unfitting coming out of these realistic animals mouths. The Jungle Book was okay, but the original Jungle Book isn't even that great and it was different enough at least. Why would you want to spend $20 for an inferior version of a film that you have already seen before? It's not even a different take on the events. It's just the Lion King but shittier.
>>117919756But why even if its a live emake , the lin king is the rebon age of disney mid 90s it should be buy all and dump everything they have on this.DO they assume that peoples will go see it? if yes then how about the little mermaid or mulan ?.There is no hype fo next star was and its gona go against jumanji a legit box-office monster.
>>117920779>/pol/ doesn't give 2 shits about children's movies
>>117912539>which ISN'T a good thing
>>117920787>wants to watch it for being an exact remake of the cartoon>it's a new experience
>>117912539>that IndieWire review>Zazu worries that the circle of life has become “a meaningless line of indifference,” but “The Lion King” more closely resembles a perfect ouroboros. It’s the work of a studio that’s gobbled up the rest of the film industry and is still hungry for more. “The Lion King” feels less like a remake than a snuff film, and a boring one at that.Holy fucking based.
>>117913570People have shit taste; more news at 11
>>117920908>>117921025Don't careI already know it's going to be awesome>near identical to something they've seen priorThat's why it's going to be awesomebut different enough to be worth seeing
>>117914706Here's an experiment, turn the volume down and tell me what they're emotion is suppose to be or what this scene is about.
>>117917301Mostly because negroes just kill each other before they turn 20 lmao
>>117917995>muh /pol/ boogeymanbut really, what does his post has to do with /pol/?
>>117918077But it's more than just the lack of expression.They took a scene full of dynamic action and fun, and turned it into a bunch of CGI animals walking down a grey African jungle. Compare that to the original scene scene bursting with color and life, with Timon, Simba, and Pumba unning and jumping into lakes, attempting to swing on veins, and more.
>>117912758Imagine going to see a movie for someone else and to annoy a image board that you and hates you.I don’t think you’ve thought this through....
>>117912539>WHICH ISN'T A GOOD THINGNOOOOOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING DISNEYBROS
>>117912706That's the thing. It wont under perform. The western world is in full nostalgia mode right now so this will make bank. The only hope is that this is legitimately so terrible that audiences despise it and the second week drop is huge
>>117920958Last I checked, /pol/ is a red board
so does this mean in a week or so /tv/ will be bombarded by /lkg/ threads praising it as the best thing ever?
>>117912539You mean D*sney remakes are soulless cash-grabs like pretty much everything else they make?WOAH WHAT A REVELATION, THANKS FOR NOTICING, JOURNALISTS
>>117918204>Pocahontaslmao, that stands absolutely no chance of ever being remade.Christ, it controversial when it was released and Disney wanted it to be a Best Picture winner
>>117917301pasty ass bitches like you pretending to be black on 4chan is one of the most pathetic things you can do
>>117914706this is like those tv ads for dog food
https://twitter.com/ZubearAbdi/status/1148010685227511808Boy, Disney did a great job with the Beyonce hire
>>117921395It shows internal politics in African nations are why they still live in animal like conditions. Africans are they're own worst enemy, there's no white people to blame in this movie.
>>117917301Least we don't have to worry about getting shot when we leave the house, or going to prison before we are 20.
>>117914240So, real lions don't have genitalia?
>>117912706I think mulan will be the one that will decide if they keep doing these remakes or not. But who knows? maybe theyll hamfist the songs in there in sign of panic if lion king does bad
>>117912539>photorealistic snuff filmsign me up!
>>117921879Mulan will do well as long as they know how to pander to the chinks.
>>117917317And that was shit. He didn't fucking move at all during that song. It was awkward and lifeless
>>117919294Only Americans give a shit about Donald Glover
>>117918329I'll watch tarzan at least 5 times
>>117922307I liked him when he was a comedian on that youtube channel.He should shave his face.
>people freaking out that the DESIGNATED HATE MOVIE that disney made to keep their IP rights is getting journalist hate at the permission of disney You realize this shit is to keep the 'validity' of their paid critics from getting too much heat right? So they can lean back and go "Look at the Lion King I panned that shit see?? I'm not a Disney shill!" Find out how many of these people will shit on the next star wars movie, I bet they wont.
>>117912539Is it time for the plebs to wake up and dumb their corporate sludge in favour of kino? Is it happening?
>>117920958all /tv/ posts you stupid Jew faget
>>117912758Anon... Pillows are not irl girlfriends also while you take the photo make show your face
>>117917683John Oliver BTFOs Drumpf effortlessly yet again
>CRITIC SAY MOBIE BAD SO GOOD!>CRITIC SAY MOBIE GOOD SO BAD!>CRITIC SAY MOVIE GOOD SO GOOD!>CRITIC SAY MOBIE BAD SO BAD!So, which is it you incels? have sex
>>117923195Critics say sex good, so bad.
>>117913395>Lmao these live action movies aren't stopping anytime soon.At the rate they're shitting these out, I'd say they're gonna run out of nostalgia bait pretty quickly.
>>117914936>standards are just super low and modern reviewersDo you retards forget what got passed off as "good" over 20 years ago?
>>117915432NOOOOOOOOOO I DON'T WANT TO BE THE BREADWINNER
>>117923483Sadly, modern audiences are terminally retarded. They won't ask questions, just consume product and get excited for next product.
>>117912587fuck you dewayne
>>117912539Are people finally catching onto the decay of cinema brought on by Disney?
>>117912539>which isn't a good thingShit just got real.
>>117912539I saw that trailer where they sing Hakuna Matata and they literally have no soul, reminds me of that shitty live action of winnie pooh i mean how do you turn adorable characters into boring puppets
>>117917683>lions’ loyal avian companion,What absolute garbage writing
It is quite amusing that even some of the positive reviews point how it isn't nearly as good as the original cartoon. the mojo of the mouse is failing hard.
>>117912607That's because he didn't grow up with The Lion King
Can't wait for Disney to run out of renaissance era films so this shitty trend can die.
>>117912539When I see bad reviews like this, it just reinforces the fact that it's probably actually a good movie. Overwhelming good reviews are what concerns me. Probably not enough SJW, nig-shit to keep the reviewers happy.
>>117924156They'll just remake all those shitty sequels too.
>>117921579Scar is white. He's english or something.
>Golly Gee, another film """remake""" that's absolute shit>I wonder why this keeps happening. Nah, there's no discernible pattern whatsoever
>>117913270Without rent compensation
>>117912539wait, shouldnt that mean that this movie is actually good?
>>117913070Black Liv's matter or something
>>117913395I like how you people also used this divide between critics and audiences as an indicator that Shazam, Pikachu, Godzilla and Alita were all secretly actually good movies that the crititcs were actually trying to destroy but when in reality they're all boring shit and audiences are easily impressed morons.