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>>116528008
shitpost on /tv/
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Kill all trannies.
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>>116528008
I legitimately have a panic room filled with rations and munitions, so I'd camp there while watching all of my security cam footage while on a backup generator.
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rape
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My boat
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>>116528082
Sounds fucking comfy. Any pics? What’s your load out? Best foods?
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>>116528054
fpbp
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>>116528082
>purge people burn your house down. Your panic room becomes an oven lol
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Would Youtube have a live stream?
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Have sex with teenage girls.
I dont care what anyone says.
Im sniffing all the panty mounds. All the ass cracks.
Hot dogging all the booties.
Licking every little asshole. Drinking all the piss. Piss on my fucking face.
Grind your pussy on my face while you furiously piss.
Ill piss in your pussy. Ill lick all the pussy. Nibble all the clits. Twist and suck all the nipples.
Teen pussy baby teen pussy baby teen pussy baby
Is pusy pusy pissy pusy NANI
IM jackin and fuckin and collecting panties I love panties
Full back, frilly, thong, slutty, cute, sexy, sultry, see through, wicked weasel, cotton, innocent, all the panties. Cameltoes. Tiny slits. Tiny wetspots. The smell of pussy behind the panty. Bury deep in the mound and big wiff sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffgfffffff agha cum
Sniff asshole too
Shit and sweat unprepped asshole is pure asshole
I want to smell ass as it has been
Dont clean up baby
Teenie booty meat ill bite the cheeks spread the meats tug the teats and fuck you till we skeeereeeeeeeet
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I would completely miss the point of the movie and post about how I would commit massive financial fraud, as though the powers that be would actually allow a white collar crime that impacts themselves.
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>>116528135
this. id just hop on my boat and camp out in the middle of a lake. nogs hate water so id be safe from them.
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>>116528364
Post more anon
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Probably rape someone.
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I'd join the biggest lynchmob around and call for violence a lot.
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Rip the tag off my mattress
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>>116528008
Rape and dismember Carol from accounting.
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probably jaywalk or call my neighbor a nigger
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>>116528008
Kidnap and tickle torture
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fuck twinks and rape women
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watch porn without me loicense
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>>116528008
I would think about doing loads of illegal shit, but then back out at the last moment because i'm a huge pussy.
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>>116528008
Jaywalk to my heart's content. Double park, be late on returning my books to the library
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>>116528441
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I know everyone is either going to post meme answers or act tough and say kill people and shit but realistically I live in Canada which is one of the most sparsely populated countries on Earth. I can drive for a few hours and not have a single settlement within a hundreds of miles radius. And that's exactly what I would do. Find a nice, secluded, sheltered spot, and camp. I would bring guns just in case but I would probably sleep pretty soundly.
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>watch this movie
>except lots of rape and robberies
>get none of that, just basic murder
And that was my clue not to watch any of the newer entries in this dumbass reddit film series.
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Most people don't commit crimes because our morals have been instilled in us through thousands and millions of years of evolution.

Antisocial people who harmed the group were shunned/killed off pretty quickly. The same would happen to people who participated in the purge.

I'd probably just hunker down with my family and kill anybody who tried hurting us.
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>>116528008
I'd leave the country for a day desu.
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>>116528730
> hide out in the wild during murder and mayham
> even bring guns
> fall asleep

I hate that trope.
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>>116529070
what do you mean
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Does the purge allow illegal immigrants in? Could those immigrants be tried and collected after they enter or would that go against the rules of the purge?
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>>116528726
>he faps to lingerie models
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>>116529130
It's like that screaming bitch running away from the slasher, tripping.
Or the guys entering a dangerous location splitting up.
Or the couple in dire need of getting the fuck away and the car won't start.

It's just so stupid you can't do anything other than wish for those idiots to die horribly.
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I'd just do a little crime; like throwing a brick at my neighbour's car or breaking the speed limit. Nothing too crazy, but something fun which gives you a quick adrenaline rush.
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>>116529208
Purge only applies to citizens.
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>>116529302
> throw brick
> get shot

Literary any other day, anon.
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Rape.
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>>116528364
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Probably smoke some weed and get drunk. I'd turn on my generator and eat hot pockets while playing vidya and reading comics.
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>>116529293
I mean I guess if it's just a regular forest in like Pennsylvania or something but I'm taking about driving up to the fucking arctic tundra where literally nobody lives in any direction for hundreds and hundreds of miles.

Also how does that make me an idiot in the same vein as going to a dangerous location and splitting up? I'm literally suggesting doing the opposite.
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>>116529365
But I don't live in Burgerland, and my neighbour forgot to renew his knife licence
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>>116528008
Get beheaded by muslims probably
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>>116529549
It's the falling asleep part.
I thought that was clear.
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>>116529483
Its a grown woman >>116528726
>>116529236
Hell yea brother
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>>116529671
I'm not going to stay up all night like I'm huddled under a tree in a forest behind my suburban house. The odds of even one person going out as far as I'm suggesting are slim even in and of itself. The odds of someone going out that far and actually stumbling upon me in such a vast expanse are astronomical. The odds of them going out that far, stumbling upon me, and actually being there looking for people to harm are even lower. And the odds of them actually being able to get into my locked vehicle and do me in without me waking up and blowing them away on top of all that are just stupid. You're stupid.
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A bunch of tax and credit card fraud from my boat
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>>116529805
I would kill stupid people.
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I would not eat my veggies
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>>116528008
Say the n-word
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>>116529805
> The odds of someone going out that far and actually stumbling upon me in such a vast expanse are astronomical
Except when it's your colleague that hatet you for years and want's that promotion following you by a gps-tracker.
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Which kinos would you watch during the purge, anons?
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>>116529983
This assumes I haven't swept my vehicle for such devices and also that I have colleagues. I work for myself.
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>>116530092
Ex-wife then.
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>>116528008
There's a chick I'd like to rape but I don't know what I'd do for the other 23 hours and 59 minutes
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>>116528063
kill all transphobes
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>>116530159
>implying anyone on here has a girlfriend, let alone a wife or even and Ex-wife.
Come on anon, stop grasping at straws here.
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>>116530159
You're assuming arbitrary hypotheticals. Whatever you say, my strategy is one of the best ways to ensure survival of the purge barring maybe some kind of panic room but that costs a lot of money and introduces a whole array of complex logistical elements from oxygen supply to power failure to the fact that if anyone discovers it they will know you are in there and immediately set to work trying to get in/flush you out.

I could literally just sweep my vehicle and belongings for GPS trackers like you say and then drive north for 12 hours to a spot in the wilderness where the nearest settlement is like 500 miles away and it's a little eskimo fishing village. I would sleep like a baby every single year and never get killed or anything else. The odds of being found there and being found by someone that wanted to and could do harm are like getting hit in the tip of the dick by a lightning bolt while sitting in your basement getting rimmed by Michelle Obama and winning the lottery all at the same time.
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If you steal a car during the Purge can you keep it? What if you were to sell it during Purge night?
What if you shoot someone 1 nanosecond before the Purge ends and the bullet hits the guy after the Purge is officially over? Can you get away with it? What if you maim a guy and he dies after the Purge ends?
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>>116528008
The whole concept of the purge is so stupid, it would take maybe one or two purges and then there would be no need for it ever again, because anybody who have information about anything, like cops for example, knows where all the real scumbags live (looking at you 13%), take them out, and then the next year no one would give a shit.
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>>116528292
who are you quoting?
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>>116530319

>tfw married and have a side piece
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>>116528008
Store my valuables in a bank vault. Go on holiday abroad.
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>>116529651
it's the purge. license doesn't mean shit
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>>116528008
>What would you do during the purge?
Burn the forests to the ground.

That way, for the next 50 years people will look to the scorched earth I've created and think "this is because of the purge"
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>>116530427
That dumb fuck who thinks too high of himself getting slaughtered is a trope i like, though.
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>>116530311
You ain't killing anyone but yourself.
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>>116530602
Violating licence laws is bit too far, though. He doesn't even have a 27B-6
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>>116528008
Unironically would plan the murder of those I despise most leading up to the night, on the day go and stab them multiple times and probably chain them up and feed them their own shit
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>>116528008
Hide, iust like everyone else in this thread would no matter how hard they are larping right now.
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>>116528008
gather my family together and hide in my room with a shotgun pointed at the door
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>>116530729
Oh please stop you neckbeard edgelord.Would you do all that with your trusty katana you learned to use by watching youtube videos?
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>>116530700
>Ack! You can’t kill me, look at these statistics
if I start a gulag during the purge will i be able to keep it on normal days?
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>loiter near "no loitering" signs
>walk on those lawns you aren't allowed to walk on
>pirate movies and even music
I ride hard
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Should I watch these movies? Big horror fan but have skipped them completely for some reason, they seem popular though am I missing anything?
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>>116529333
What part of 'undocumented citizens' did you not understand?
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>>116528008
Find nearest stationary car with music blaring from it and execute the driver and everyone inside, upload to liveleak
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>>116528008
Rape
Rob a bank
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>>116528063
This and liberals in general
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>>116531205
Rob
Rape a bank
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>>116528008
They purge daily in chicago

But if whiteyy were to join in on the fun. We would have to have a discussion about racism!
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>>116531262
I always felt like there must be some serial killers operating nonstop in Chigao or St Louis or even Baltimore. How could you not? There's endless meat to grind and it seems like they really don't give a fuck about stopping it.
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>>116528008
I would hide my ass inawoods, my neighbor has a gun and not me.
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>>116531262
How can people live in shitholes like that?
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>>116528063
And niggers.
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>>116530311
Not enough bullets.
You trannies wouldn't even survive the first purge
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>>116531262
>All those videos of people just walking outside in Chiraq and you can hear the shots poping off all over the place
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>>116531408
Go to YouTube and watch Hood Life.
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>>116528008
Kill myself
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>>116531408
They are blacks, thus not people.
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>>116531262
on the plus side, all the best surgeons and emergency responders come from Chicago. My friend is doing an MD-PhD there and he loves it.
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The Purge sucks as a story concept. I'm supposed to believe that everyone puts on a mask and murders people with air tight coordination? It rarely shows all the petty and stupid crimes most people would pull, which is honestly far more interesting as a narrative than some slasher shit.

This guy >>116530923 has the right idea. I'd much rather watch a movie with a bunch of retards from /tv/ meeting up during a Purge just to commit dumb, minor infractions and talk about films while there's sirens and gunshots in the background.
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>>116528008
Say the N word.
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>>116531408
>50 shot
clearly they don't live lmao
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>>116528008
A shit load of financial crimes
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>>116528054
this
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>>116533109
It's infuriating, you can clearly see in the surroundings that the place have the potential to be nice place to live. And before some fucking leftshit starts sperging about muh socioeconomics - you are never too poor to keep your fucking surroundings clean.
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>>116528008
If you rape a woman during purge day and she gets pregnant, could she sue you for child support?
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>>116528008
protect my property
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>>116528008
Kill trannies jannies and mods
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>>116530833
no just with a knife, the one thing I would love most would be to stab a person with zero consequences
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Kiernan Shipka
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I'd learn how to do insider trading and make millions in one night
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>>116533730
only on the next purge night. And then, you better hide the fuck, because otherwise it's your payday.
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>>116533955
>zero consequences
You're forgetting the consequences to your own self.
You're already addicted to video games and the internet, you want an addiction to violence too?
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>>116528008

Litter

put chewing gum under a seat in public transit

cut in line

jay-walk
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>>116533730
Why wouldn’t you rape her to death its purge night?

Seriously 4 movies and not one rape scene? Fuck you hollywood.
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>>116528598
>>116528054
These are what would actually happen. No one on this board has the balls to leave the safety of their homes.
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>>116528510
MODS
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>>116534117
That doesn't make sense because no institutions of law are active during the purge. The act of rape would be excused like it didn't happen, but the baby would be tangible proof that it DID happen. I guess I'm more curious about what a woman needs to demand a paternity test in the first place.
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Probably kill some fatties
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>>116534343
>Why wouldn’t you rape her to death its purge night?
I'd keep all my victims alive for the thrill of hunting them down and raping them again during the next purge. I'd haunt their dreams like Freddy Kreuger.
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>>116529387
Source?
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>>116533109
How on earth do you fix this? Real and meme answers accepted.
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>>116533109
This goes perfectly with this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVISRjhXzzM
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>>116534566
She would have a gun next time dumbass
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>>116534620
Cut welfare, full ride scholarships and medical coverage for everyone. Give people the means to improve and they'll have no-one to blame but themselves.
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>>116528008
Stay inside, incels like me would be hunted for sport
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>>116529920
YOU MONSTER!
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>>116534583
witch of steel annerose - episode 3 or 4, i forget but that dark skinned girl gets vored and eaten by tentacles that burrow into her cunny
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>>116534737
This
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>>116534665
I'd wear full body balistic armor the whole time to conceal my identity and have a buddy follow me around with a smoke machine and boombox playing the Halloween soundtrack.
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>>116533730
Yes.
>>116534098
People insider trade constantly. 'Insider trading' is illegal but nearly unenforceable; you have to be stupid and unlucky in order to get caught.
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>>116534961
>witch of steel annerose - episode 3
that was hot https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c57759e6f06b
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>>116532384
A purge movie set in rural, flyover state Republican America would be comfy as fuck. No one dying, just making inane illegal actions like "it's illegal to not have a smile on the streets" and candy weight infractions.
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>>116528364
absolutely based
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>>116528008
Money launder and tax evade like everyone else would
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>>116528008
>he doesn't keep a list of all the prominent jews and democrats in his town
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I'd fuck Warwick Davis. That's right, I'd fuck him. I would rub my cock until I was rock hard, I'd hold that fucking creature against the bitumin and I'd shove myself so far up his malformed asshole my throbbing, cum-filled fuck organ would poke through this tiny faggot's twisted, disproportioned mouth. I'd fuck my cock right through him, and there's not a single fucking thing he could do about it. He sits in his little home with his little midge family, living off royalties from his freakshow displays in Hollywood. Because let's not fool ourselves, he doesn't "act", he's in movies because freakshows are frowned upon and everybody knows it, including him and his goblin family. His disgusting misshapen family, what a sickening thought. Can you believe those things can actually breed? I can't imagine those godforsaken creatures spawned from anything greater than a lab experiment gone wrong, an amalgamation of a human being and some kind of insect or sea plankton. I hate them. He'd never see any of them again, not once I was through with him. Even if he did, they wouldn't recognise him. After the first half hour his internal organs would be so mangled and distorted, his body wouldn't be able to support his abhorrent, inhuman frame. I'd fuck him relentlessly, his only breaths would be sucked in through the tiny gap my cock leaves as I retreat before the next thrust. After an hour he'd be so loose, the only friction my cock would receive from thrusting would be against the pulpy organ mince and pools of blood clogging every crevice of his demonic inner workings. I hate that fucking midge, and I'd fuck my hate right through him. I'd fuck him until my cum was the most distinguishable feature in the squishy pool of remains left when I was finished, then I'd fuck him some more. I'd promise that as long as there is air in my lungs and cum in my balls, I will not allow these demons to roam the Earth. I'd then leave to find his kin, and let the rain wash him down the drainpipe.
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>>116528063
based
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Torrent EVERYTHIng
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>>116536400
tl;dr
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>>116534737
this is retarded and will create more parasites
>>116534620
force people in to rehab and euthanize the mentally ill if no treatment is possible
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>>116530311
Based
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>>116528510
Kek
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>>116528008
build without a permit
probably print money
sell drugs
dont know why murder is the go to crime for people in that edgy movie
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>>116528008
cross the road without using a crosswalk
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>>116530917
>if I start a gulag
tranny fantasies
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>>116536492
>this is retarded and will create more parasites
Welfare incentivizes people to not work. Why work 40 hours a week if it'd mean losing out on Welfare and subsidized healthcare from the state?
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>>116536729
this
also works with crime
an interview with a former Crips member i believe was quite enlightening
he was going to apply for a minimum wage job but before he had some crack to sell and he wanted to do it before going to the job
guy said he made 10k in a few hours on a street corner
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>>116536566
>build without a permit
I NEED THE PURGE RIGHT NOW !!!!
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I’d release information that would indict Hilary Clinton.
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>hide deductibles and income by declaring them stolen during the purge
>legalize money that you got illegally as loot during the purge
>sell drugs, clean guns, bootleg goods legally on the street
>essentially a night with no taxes, all major transactions would happen that night (car market, real estate, buying entire warehouses worth of products)
>shops are going on mad sales , people are shopping with no VAT or other bullshit taxes on tobacco, alcohol or coffee
>volunteer militias or hired security to shut down any edgy asshole ruining the Annual Tax Free Day
>dawn comes, finds the people in high spirits and a bit drunk
>everyone had so much fun that they decide maybe they keep the current order of things going permanently
>ANCAP uprising
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>>116528008
Turn it off and watch a good movie.
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>>116534620
get real angry flip cars over go back to nomadic hunter gatherer lifestyle take the tedpill
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>>116530700
based post
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Hide like a bitch and shitpost
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>>116528063
>killing trannies
Sounds like something a tranny would do
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>The Purge begins at 1900 and continues for 12 hours until 0700
>During this time all crime is legal and all emergency services are suspended
>The objective is to survive, assuming we don't care about our house/apartment getting burned down
>During the preparation stage purchase a firearm of your choice for self defense and start assembling an overnight bag (it's only 12 hours so you won't need that much, but pack redundancies)
>Scout out an inconspicuous manhole cover
>An hour before the Purge begins get to the manhole cover, open it, let yourself in, and close up
>No psychopath in the city is going to take the time to life manhole covers looking for victims
>Literally just hang out for 12 hours
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If the purge were real I'd be an entirely different person. I'd spend all of my time getting as fit and focused as I possibly, I'd work as little as possible to make more time for training and drilling. I'd only have enough cash to feed myself and my rifles, nothing more. I'd pour over census data, discovering the whereabouts and habits of only the most perfect, and poorly defended cunny in the state. On the night of the purge I'd load up on supplements and viagra, my dick would be a pillar to which all cunny will be impaled upon, I'd take my weapons and stalk into the night. I'd claim my prizes one by one, killing everyone that would try to stop me, I'd defend the cunny with everything I had, every ounce of my being would be living to obtain and maintain control of the cunny. I'd bring them back to my home, or maybe a lair elsewhere, and being my work. I'd brutalize every hole, I'd make them feel pains and pleasures they could not even have begun to imagine before me. I'd ruin their tiny bodies, and when the sun began to rise in those final hours, I'd execute them, their ragged burned cut broken bodies with shaved heads shattered limbs and crumpled faces, they would be no more then heaps when I was through. I'd breath in deep and make my way to my bed, and sleep a deep deep sleep, knowing I was fulfilled, and knowing the long hard work ahead for the next year.
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>>116528292
What if it's heatproof?
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>>116528008
Rape and then murder any females I com across
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>>116539053
I don't share your tastes, but I approve your conviction. Gotta love what you love man.
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>>116534620
1) Kill welfare. The two biggest economic motivators are promise of profits and fear of losses. Anything that kills either, decreases self-sustainability.
2) Introduce competition into education. Education is THE best way to escape poverty. Full privatization would be better, but school voucher systems (schools with more applicants get more funding) are also acceptable.
3) End cultural relativism. "Black culture" that glorifies violence, crime and treating women as objects isn't a "different" culture that needs to be respected and its critics prosecuted for being racists/uncle Toms. It is objectively bad, and needs to be addressed as such.
4) Kill the minimum wage. It prices out low-skilled people from the market and takes away their chance for a legitimate beginning/gaining experience.

These things work in tandem. If you're a black kid that can't get educated properly, can't get a low-skilled job, and grow up hearing how awesome drug dealers and pimps are, while living off welfare, chances are, you're not going to succeed in life.
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>>116534451
well, i ment she will take revenge and let you pay with your own life on purge day/night.
That's how i ment it.
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If I were in the purgeverse I'd set up an agency that identifies the people who did crimes during the purge and for a fee will give you their personal information next year or kill them ourselves.
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>>116528008
Take a nap
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Rape. People I know too. Wouldn't kill them. After purge, it would be great interacting with them. Treating them normal. Just to see how they react...they can't do anything. It was legal. I'm already hard.
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>>116542521
Like raping your Muslim boss. Nice ass. Big tits. Force her to suck your cock. Next day go to work. Act normal. Then walk up and say, "So how did it taste?" And watch her cry.
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>>116534620
No niggers
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>>116530311
You disgusting fucking degenerate freak. Kill yourself, filthy animal. I hope you get cancer and die an agonisingly slow and painful death.
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>>116528008
I would be totally ripped and grow a mullet
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>>116528008
Steal food.
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>>116537170
Based. Industrial society and its consequences have been a disaster for the human species.
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>>116528786
Instead of a long montage of niggers nogging we get rich white people deciding to go out and kill random homeless people.
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>everyone thinking they'd be doing the killing rather than getting killed
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I’d get in my boat with my guns and go out on the lake. Probably wouldn’t be too many other people doing lake shit, but if there where a pirate battle would be a neat way to die
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would nuke hollywood, SF, New York and Israel.
This would easily kill 90% of the jews on on this planet. And the day after, i woult take the fame for it.
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>>116534494
You first skinny boi.
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>>116528008
hide
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>>116528292
How do you burn a basement down?
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>>116528008
rob a bank
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>>116528008
There are a few filmmakers in Hollywood I'd hunt down for ruining my favorite franchise.
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>>116528786
The movie is clearly meant to be social satire 'realism' doesn't exist. despite all the blood
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>>116543126
>would nuke hollywood, SF, New York and Israel.
>This would easily kill 90% of the jews on on this planet. And the day after, i woult take the fame for it.

Certain weapons are restricted during the Purge. Explosives are prohibited.
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>>116530917
Stop trying to take anime culture for yourselves and your disgusting genital mutilation cult, fucking faggots.
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>>116528063
>Kill all trannies
Redundant work, they're dead within the year anyway
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Try my best to kill any member of government
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>>116543769
then i would use gas or another method to purge them from earth
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>>116528008
hide in the middle of the forest somewhere and wait that shit out. nothing good could come from taking part, just going to get yourself killed no matter how well armed/prepared you are.
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>>116528008
go into the wilderness or travel out of the country.
stupid as fuck to stay in your appartment with your shitty locks like in the 2nd film
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>>116528008
Unironically defend the innocent, and those who can't defend themselves. Fuck the purge.
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>>116528008
probably get purged
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>>116543968
*gets killed in the first 10 minutes*
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fly in my hot air balloon or chill with my boat probably in international waters to prevent purge pirates
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Real life isn't a movie, very few if any Americans would actively participate because regardless of the law your actions WOULD have consequences, period. You can't just rape and murder your neighbor's wife on the Purge night and then wave to him the next morning saying the weather is nice.
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I'd Kill Freiza
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sit at my window shirtless with a rifle, smoking a ciggarette, firing warning shots at people.
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>>116528364
Teenagers aren't all underage bro.
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>>116544059
Nah, I can defend myself better than most, and have training and experience that most purgers wouldn't. Confident I'd get through it, especially if there like-minded individuals who also have training.
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>rape and murder is all okay if the law says so
Do people seriously think like this?
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>>116544423
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I am middle class so i will be fine unless I do something stupid or are incredibility unlucky.

The purge is merely a cover by the state to liquidate and reduce the prole population
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>>116529483
>unironic reddit tabs
Fuck off mate
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>>116544605
Hello newfriend.
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>>116544557
I don't even know what you are trying to convey.
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>>116534737
>Cut welfare and medical coverage
Yes
>full ride scholarships
no, don't devalue education anymore. blacks and mexicans have already ruined it enough
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>>116544423
i imagine most people die on surprise shots, not 1v1 paintball arena match
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>>116544819
My longest shot was 729 meters, average engagement range is 150 meters. So you are not wrong.
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File my taxes so that I get a billion dollar refund
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>>116544729
>scholarships
how is making people pay for something devaluing it? it's literally the opposite
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>>116545043
I didn't understand your post, yes cut it for blacks kek. jamal doesn't need a scholarship for his 2.2 GPA
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>>116528364
>>116528459
>>116528484
>>116528524
>>116528579
>>116529387
>>116529918
>>116529967
>>116531205
>>116531252
>>116534494
>>116542521


>implying you wont killed the second you step out the door
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>>116528008

Set fires everywhere

Should be able to burn a city down in one night with some planning
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>>116544729
Why are whiteoids so damn stupid?
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>>116545301
This. Not to mention the countryside, if the purge is held in summer it could be a carnage.
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>All those replies about hiding in the forests
Seems like half of actual killers will just drive outside the cities and search the forests for people if everybody does that. They'll probably enjoy it even more since it's basically the same shit hunters do for fun.
>Hey, John, there's an abandoned car on the side of the road near the forest!
>Stupid city dwellers... release the dogs!
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That movie was all "based black man saves family," but none of them would have been in any danger if the kid had never let him in in the first place

I get that it's not an inconsistent thing about the movie or anything but some small part of it bugs me
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I'd commit a rape but do it like 10 hours before the purge so that I'd be ahead of the roaming bands of dudes who kill everyone and the police probably wouldn't have time to record or investigate it.
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I would post some DUBS
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>>116546128
fuck that image.
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>>116546128
Cursed images.
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9/11 2
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id probably just watch the mayhem happen from rooftop with binoculars. i dont have any enemies to kill and i don’t think anyone wants to target me. Maybe steal a few monsters from the gas stations I guess
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>>116528063
If they insist on making another one of these it should be about a lone internet retard trying to act out /pol/ wet dreams and failing miserably as he finds out literally everyone can beat him in a fight and is usually with several friends.
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I would bomb the Transit and watch the mayhem escelate
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>>116547687
This tranny is upset.
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>>116547687
Lol assmad tranny
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>>116528008
probably some corporate crime nobody cares about but makes me rich
and illegally selling weapons for next year
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imagine the IRL twitch streams bros
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>>116530484
If reality worked this way, the people who know where all the real scumbags are would have killed them already. Why are you implying that people cannot be bribed, cowed, reasoned with, blackmailed, or otherwise manipulated by the rich into not killing them? It happens every day, its why the rich are still alive when everyone wants what they have.
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>>116528054
more like shitpost on /pol and cover the happening.
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>>116528008
Watch TV without a loicense
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>>116528008
Steal 30% of the fresh water in Bolivia
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>>116528135
boatfucking is legal, anon
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>>116543098
>>116545219
>Implying you can get killed the second you step out the door if you step out the door and immediately begin killing everyone else before they can kill you

Please. That's not how this works. The law is off, that means trigger discipline is a nice idea that saves me ammo during a time when I can steal as much ammo as I want from my LGS for free.

>inb4 The Gun Store Guys would kill you!
No they wouldn't. I know the people at my LGS. The owner is a half-blind old boomer with hearing aids and the guy at the front desk is a vegan with a braided beard who doesn't even carry in the shop. It would be too easy.
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Kidnap women and sell them into sex slavery for profit.
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go into the woods and fuck rabbits for twelve hours
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>>116548520
But they would be free in the morning. That is stupid.
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>>116548568
They would disappear and everyone would think they would be dead because of the purge
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torrent a bunch of porn probably
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>>116528364
We don't even deserve to be on the same board as you
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>>116531262
I love all these ban guns! but the only people shooting each other in my city are black people.
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I've never felt the need to hurt anyone without provocation but instead break shit, so I'd go full demolition crew, steal dozers and explosives and just level whatever doesn't have humans inside it.
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Browse 4chan with my AR loaded next to me as the only difference
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>>116528008
Burn down the nearest mosque
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>>116528364
unironically seek Christ
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The purge is fucking retarded, it’s like it was made by regular ass authoritarians who think government and society just sprang from nothing. Just because a piece of paper somewhere says something is not illegal now doesn’t mean it won’t be punished, you’d still be torn to shreds for raping and murdering someone for the same reason you’d go to prison normally, because people think it’s wrong and feel the need to punish it. I’m sure they explain it away by having their by laws in place that prevent people from forming pseudo law enforcement during the purge or some other bullshit, but that’s just as retarded and obviously backpedaling to explain something that was clearly meant to be some kind of half assed social commentary
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>>116530917
You'll unironically be the first one to go to the gulag you build yourself.
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>>116534620
1. Gentrification
2. Enforce our current laws, camping on the street is illegal, all these fucks are trespassing and could be arrested and taken off the streets and if they try to hang around public places more they can be arrested over and over again for different things like drug possession etc. Eventually most of them will be forced far outside the city limits, starve to death, die of illness or be continually arrested. We have laws in place to take care of shit like this but we need to cull the leftist enablers who encourage this behavior.
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>>116549429
You really shouldn't reply to such pathetic b8
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I would stay secure at home and watch all of the inevitable hundreds of livestreams of other people purging.

It would be the best show on Earth.
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>>116528063
>t. all trannies
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>>116528364
Dear sir, I couldn’t help but notice how based you are!
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>>116534620
Hang
All
Fucking
Niggers
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>>116544183
>You can't just rape and murder your neighbor's wife on the Purge night and then wave to him the next morning saying the weather is nice.
Unironically this would have been a better plot--how people go back to their lives after one night of insanity.
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Do normies really fantasize about being able to do evil shit without repercussions?
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kill jews, niggers, gays, trannies, spics, arabs, and dox OP so I could rape, torture, and kill him.
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>>116528008
Act like the Joker
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>>116528008
Monitor a film and television board on a Japanese knitting site FOR FREE
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>>116547687
YEAH! #RESISTDRUMPF
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>>116528529

See you next purge!
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>>116529805
finding people in the woods is easier than you think
I'd creep up on ya while yer asleep
then open your tent fly and rip a fat bloody fart in there in close it back up
they'd find you, dead from gas inhalation
why
why'd they do it
I told ya I'd shoot but ya didn't believe me
why didn't you believe me
>install your happy helmet now anon
put it on or you get the tent farts lil nigga
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>>116528364
what song is this
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>>116543018
>rich white people deciding to go out and kill random homeless people

You think that rich white people who drink horse semen and eat awful shit for the "experience" wouldn't go out and kill people they hate for fun if they could get away with it?
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>>116528063
based
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>>116528292
This actually tears a big hole in the Purge universe if you think about it. People go all out and barely kill anyone but it would just take one asshole to burn down an entire city if they wanted to and how in the fuck does that help the rich at all? I know it's just for fun, but what a stupid fucking premise. It should have been like The Warriors.
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>>116539212
If it's heatproof then you could plausibly use it to survive the end of the universe because no such thing can exist.
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>>116528364
This is unironically the most Pajeet post I've seen in my 8 years on this mongolian yak fetish forum.
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>purge thread stays up
>Joker thread deleted
Times mods acted like the Joker
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>>116533672
Minorities are lazy and don't care about beauty or cleanliness. They are brutes.
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>>116533999
same. cheked btw
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>>116528063

Why would you do that? I'd fuck all the hot ones instead.
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>>116537091
based and liberty pilled
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>>116549094
>he doesnt already have his AR loaded next to him
never gonna make it
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>>116528364
for the love of christ put me in the screencap
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>>116528008
Steal shit, keep want I want and sell the rest on ebay.
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>>116552321
I usually keep my pistol in my desk when I'm not carrying but I suppose I should have two guns instead of one
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>>116546038

Whoever owns the Purge comic book license should make a comic with that premise. I'd totally buy that.
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>>116551466
>Series ends with some asshole ignoring the rules and Washington being literally purged

would unironically be kino
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>>116528082
This. Only my goal is to have an underground bunker or even cellar to wait out the madness and /or survive a post apocalyptic world in.
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>>116528063
and Jews
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>>116529333
Trips checked but what kind of event would it be if we couldn’t secure the fucking country for once?

Look at what these fucking border town spics are doing to the fine state of Texas and tell me there isn’t a problem.
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>>116528054
This. Lock up, grab my pistol, make some mac n' cheese, and shitpost until some meth addict breaks down my door.
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>>116555585
>>116528082
>>116528510
Based
>>116528579
>>116528063
>>116528095
>>116528459
Cringey incels that have never been in a fight and were probably bullied in school. Asocials love to forget that their kind is always on the victim side.
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>>116528008
I'd go back in time and stop my parents from ever meeting
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>>116528008
Murder the guy in the mirror
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>>116528008
I would hunt down people i dont like and probably rape some people and go to peoples houses and sniff their dirty panties
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>>116528364
Dude what
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Kill niggers, kikes and trannies
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>>116545657
Kid was a supreme retard for not considering that it was a trick

Think about it - you want to break into one of these rich houses and fuck everybody up inside, but they're locked up tight.

So you send one of your group ahead, screaming "oh help me I'm being chased please just let me inside" and the first house dumb enough to let that person in has just compromised themselves

Would have been a good twist if the black guy was working with the invaders the whole time
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>>116528008
Download a car
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>>116545543
>Go to hide in a forest
>Get chased by hillbillies and dogs
>Step in a bear trap
>Raped and murdered by hillbillies
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>>116528008

Probably just hide with an assault rifle and some buds. But I'd rape, torture, and kill a qt girl the day before. Everybody would be too distracted with the purge just around the corner that they'd figure it any murderer would be plotting, and I'd be sure to get away with it because 99/100 it would get lost in the shuffle of purge deaths, and even if it didn't, no way would they ever be able to make a case strong enough to survive trial.
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>>116557549

Why would you not just rape the bitch on purge night
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>>116557603

It's hard to rape people, Anon. And I want to be able to choose my target carefully, which is going to be crazy hard when everybody's either hiding, waiting to defend against somebody coming in, or running around armed raising hell. I just want a qt girl that I can get to my basement relatively unharmed, meaning not brain damaged from an incapacitating blow, like knocking her out with a tire iron or something, and it would be super hard to get a girl to trust me enough to let her guard down in a vulnerable spot when we're in the middle of the fucking purge.
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>>116528364
extremely based post sir
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>burn down government buildings. There's so many of them.
>kill low-level government workers who can't afford protection.
>sabotage and destroy critical communications infrastructure so everyone can't simply go back to their lives the next morning.
>more arson
Basically, all the things that make a Purge utterly unfeasible in real life. Any of the above would be devastating in even minor frequency.
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>>116528364
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>>116528008
>>116528054
Probably watch a livestream of people getting beheaded and burned alive with you guys.
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>>116557603

Though to your point, I guess I could grab her even days before and just keep her alive, tied up and bound until the purge comes. I would still technically be on the hook for the kidnapping, but I can't imagine that charge would stick. I do like the idea of being able to hide the body the day before shit goes down, so then nothing would ever get back to me, but it probably would be safer doing it your way.
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>>116528008
>people in the movies are taking walks and shit an hour before the purge
i would stay inside all day
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>>116529967
MRS. OBAMA, GET DOWN!
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>>116528008
family time with warwick davis
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>>116529333
You didn't see the third movie (or second, I can't remember) did you?

They had people flying in from different countries to participate in the event.
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>>116528364
same
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>>116528991
explain blacks then
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>>116543968
Based.
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>>116559635
blacks weren't given time to evolve unfortunately which leads to this disparity
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>>116528135
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I'd drive out to a highly unpopulated area. I'm not risking my skin in that shit
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>>116528364
redpill me on the piss meme anon
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>>116560707
I'm coming with you.
:)
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>>116528008
find emilia clarke and protect her through the night without expecting anything in return
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Cunny hunter
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>>116528364
Based AND redpilled.
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>>116533109
>They Live music starts playing
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>>116545219
You don't necessarily have to step out the door to rape. You could just rape your sisters/daughters/roommates/etc. in the safety of your own home.
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>>116528008
Kill all the libs I can and rape a lot
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>>116534620
Genetic therapy or ivf genius programs
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>>116548136
>the people who know where all the real scumbags are would have killed them already
Wrong. It really sucks getting caught for murder if your an average Joe, hence cops not doing it.
>Why are you implying etc
I'm not, read what I wrote dummy.
Corruption happens every day, yes, but on a countrywide scale and where there are no repercussions? No.
Think about how many times the average cop deals with domestic disturbance and the woman (in most cases) doesn't press charges, then one day the cops are too late and she's dead, or that rapist that served 2 years and now he's out, but you have to follow the law, so he's still alive, or the addicts littering the streets and their dealers enabling them. These """""people""""" would disappear in ONE night with the purge.
Learn to read, learn to think.



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