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Is Keanu the new Jesus?
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>>116527255

I don't trust Happas.
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>>116527255
KEANU THREAD!!!
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Hoverhands used to make you the object of ridicule back in my day... Did I miss the memo or something?
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>>116527255
>modern """"""""""""journalislm"""""""""""""""
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Keanu's cool and all but this shit is really starting to get annoying.
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maybe he doesn't want to get #metoo'd
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>>116527327
It can be ground for a lawsuit in murrica
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>>116527255
>the virgin hoverhand vs the chad gentleman's restraint
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>>116527255

Why is it so fucking arbitrary, these social games? They screech about Pence and other powerful men making damn sure nobody can even insinuate impropriety, they cry about #metoo logically leading to men avoiding being one on one with women, but they also praise shit like this?

What the fuck do you journo elites want from men, seriously?
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>>116527255
>I LOVE KEANU HE IS SO DOWN TO EARTH MY FAVORITE ACTOR!!!!
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He fucked a tranny
Or maybe got fucked, who knows
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>>116527327
It depends on who is doing it. Is it a chad who can fuck the girl he's hoverhanding without a problem? Based
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Going to start doing the graceful presenting hand

How do I not get laughed at by doing it?
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>>116527255
his to-be married gf died, he doesn't touch other women to keep her memory pure.
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>>116527301
kek that webm.

You're breathtaking anon.
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>>116527563
It's tough having Asperger's, isn't it?
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>>116527255
>He has also spoken of his English ancestry, mentioning watching comedy shows such as The Two Ronnies during his childhood, and how his mother imparted English manners that he has maintained into adulthood.

Shame she didn't teach him how to do a good English accent while acting lmao.
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He starred in a film with Alex Jones, Keanu is based and Red pilled, literally.
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>>116527934
>The Two Ronnies

kino.
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>>116527327
Hoverhand has become a normalfag meme so people started doing it on purpose
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>hover hand is now a good thing
AHHHHHHH MAKE UP YOUR MIND
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>>116527255
I’d find it insulting if a man hover handed me, it’s weird. I don’t blame guys really, I blame femitards and the scraggy whores behind the metoo debacle.
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>>116527255
CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL
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>>116527959
jones was in a scanner darkly? im downloading right now.
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>>116528152
Don't be insulted, roastie. Why should he take the risk based on an assumption that you might be one of the 10% that aren't yet insane in this department?
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>>116527255
there is no hand
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>>116527959
I do not remember alex in this at all
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>>116528072
this, people have spent years making fun of people who did that
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>>116528152
Pic of you
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>>116527327
Men touching women is sexual assault
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Jennifer Lawrence for boomers, with the talent to match..
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>>116527255
HE WONT EVEN TOUCH ME
OH MY GOD YAAAAAAS
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>>116527563
Its just random shit people make up as they go, and most people are opportunists. Dont take it too seriously
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>>116527301
>>116527593
>>116527605
Like clockwork, now that press lifts most of their nonnews from social media and Keanu is America's sweetheart, contrarians here will turn against him with their reddit, wojack and basedposting.
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>>116527327
>Did I miss the memo or something?

yes the MeToo memo where woman falsely claim to be traumatized because some celebrity hugs them after they ask for a picture. he could just keep his hand at his side but then it might look like it was behind her touching her butt and some thot would try to sue him. So the way he does it his hands are visible but not touching her.
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>>116528072
If you are fat, ugly and a loser, then you are a beta anon, But if you are rich, good looking and popular your an alpha gentleman.
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>>116528160
He's already said that he really really likes women so I don't know why you would say something like that.
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>>116527255
>begone thot trying to steal my virginity
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>>116527255
Reddit and assorted drone media are shilling this bland fuck every day now. I really couldn't give less of a fuck about Keanu he's a boring guy and not that attractive desu, sure he's way above average but among moviestars he's low tier. Did I mention boring as fuck. Go back to Rdit Keanufags and shills
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>>116528503
Like clockwork, the cringy dickriders show up to defend the honor of their depressed meme actor and his one blank expression in every film he's in
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>>116527255
He just doesn't want to get #metoo'ed
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>>116527255
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Keanu is the ultimate kino God.
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>>116528774
Are you a paid publicist because this spam is just tiring. Fuck off keanunigger
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>>116527327

#MeToo (PoundMeToo) happened
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Is it possible.... that based Keanu is a virgin....... JUST LIKE ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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>>116528798
At least when they spam Emilia Clarke or Akita there's eye candy. Spamming Keanu is just irritating
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>>116527255
I don't know but it's fucking weird, my gf is obsessed with him out of nowhere despite not knowing any of his movies. I asked if she wanted to watch the matrix since he's in it and she unironically thought it was a movie from the 80s.
Social media is a meme.
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>>116528899
>Emilia Clarke
>eye candy
nasty faggot
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Asking a man to pose with his hands visible and open to prove he's not molesting people, is akin to asking a black person to provide receipts to prove what they have on them isnt stolen.
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>>116528842
He fucked a tranny
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>>116528160
Can't blame him for wanting a piece of that juicy Shaq sausage
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>>116528985
Keanu has once again submitted himself to the limelight and people are socializing around it, with all their memes and fun, you're girlfriend is simply being involved in social life by joining the ongoing party
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>>116528799
>Pound
Holy shit boomer detected
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>>116528503
fucking kys my man. you're no different from a normie redditor. you follow actors on social media and watch flavour of the month capeshit. Reeves and Gosling literally can't act and yet you slurp up their cum because you're a memelord. fucking pathetic.
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>>116529074
that juicy shaq meat
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>>116527255
>some virgin does it
lmao look at this loser
>a celebrity does it
wow he's so pure!
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>>116528701
Stick to wojaks mate.
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>>116528160
He just want to get BLACKED by Shaq
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>>116528701
>>116529267
cringe
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>>116528985
>my gf
nobody cares faggot
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Keanu wouldn't dream of soiling his god hands by touching the cesspool that is women.
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>YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116528774
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116528774
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116528774
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116527327
he's holding a cig in the picture on the right
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>>116527327
always do the opposite of what women say
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Normies are so easily amused..
That said, I’ve always been a fan of Keanu and I hope this sudden trend brings him happiness
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>>116528503
Don't you think the hype surrounding him is a little absurd anon? I like the guy but he's been reduced to a parading monkey.
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>>116527327
Anything that isn't hoverhand is now sexual assault.
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>>116529809
>dont rape me
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>>116529827
He looked like he was having fun at E3, people sperged out like monkeys when he got on stage and he we laughing unsure how to handle them and procede with his prewritten speech but in the end he did a good job, the dude is real as fuck.
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Keanu is a pretty cool guy,he travels through time and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>116528798
>>116528899
YOU'RE ALL BREATHTAKING
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>>116527255
high powered actors with millions of dollars refuse to even touch a woman because they will be accused of rape.

The feminist have won
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>>116529914
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>>116527255
when keanu does = omg what a gentleman!

When i used to do this as a teenager = omg lmaooo hover hand loser hahahaha
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https://youtu.be/LFeoR3DvdXw (bad acting in The Neon Demon)

https://youtu.be/moaW8LRusak (bad acting in Dracula)

https://youtu.be/V26_aT_WZ_4 (bad acting in a movie that I've not seen)

https://youtu.be/NmHPIPcX3W0 (Mad tv making fun of how bad of an actor he is)
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>>116530693
NO!
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>>116527255
>new
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>>116530392
I wish somebody would call me breathtaking...
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All this dick sucking is gonna eventually lead to backlash, and poor Keanu doesn't deserve it
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>>116528774
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116528774
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116530586
You did it because you were insecure and afraid of touching a woman. You were also probably unwanted. With Keanu, those women actually want him to touch them, he just doesn't because he's smart and Chad
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>>116527301
>>116527593
>>116529458

his mouth open real wide lmao dude
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So this is how Thor got so fat in Endgame, he looks like he just won the fucking lottery here with the longest piece of licorice in Asgard.
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>>116529389
>>116530834
https://vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN
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>>116528503
>keanu is awesome and wholesome
>he's likable and handsome but still an introvert just like me
>I may have not experienced any hardship other than being extremely online and getting rejected by girls but he's literally me!
No faggot, we're just making fun of you.
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>>116527563
>They screech about Pence
what the fuck does some closet homo cultist have to do with anything?
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>>116528774
YOU’RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116528247
no he was in Waking Life. Which Keanu wasn't in. Pretty sure >>116527959 is incorrect.
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>>116527255
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Think Keanu is a cool guy? Think again.
>In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.
>In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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>>116527255
stuff like this makes me fear for him. these vapid normies like nothing more than tearing a hero down after they've built him up.
LEAVE KEANU ALONE, YOU'RE JUST FOSTERING HIS LONELINESS WITH THIS OPEN WORSHIP
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>>116531163
Alex Jones was in both
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>>116528781
>If only you knew how bad things really are
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>>116527327
I'm attractive enough to pull 99% of the top tier women ud see on the street when combined with a modest salary. Yesterday a girl I wasnt firting with or attracted to in the least shoehorned in mention that she has a boyfriend in literally the second sentence she said to me. I wasnt doing anything other than joking around about how i come to that establishment too often and bitch wasn't even on my radar. Her particular brand of narcissism is fairly common among women here.
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>>116528503
this, holy shit, i'm fucking tired of the contrarian nature of the zoomers here. everything they don't agree with they post a wojak with open mouth. god i hate you fucking dumb niggers and your stupid new memes. i blame r*dit. the solution is anyone under 25 dying
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>>116527255
i don't care what you think but i would grab dolly parton with the force of a thousand suns
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>>116531383
It's really anyone under 30. The 25 thing is a meme from when the 00s poster were first invaded by tourists and transplants.
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>>116531193
Based
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>>116531359
you sound very jaded on top of the attractiveness, it's probably why you attract the worst of them
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>>116529829
i blame social media and zoomers
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>>116527255
>implying he was not jesus in one of his past lives
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>>116530693
How quickly we forget
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>>116527255
which PR team is the one that makes all these Keanu and Brie threads?
its really kicked up in the last few months
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>>116531514
I assure you I'm not based but u might have a point at least as far as appearance goes. And yes my friends have pointed out I have a unique gift for attaining the most desired ones who often are the bane of our fellow anons. That said, this bitch wasn't attractice at all to me. Just trying to make friendly conversation.
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>>116528290
hes the one that gets kidnapped by cops in the parking lot
linklater puts him in a lot of his movies for some reason
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>>116531720
Lmao not jaded* though im not based either to be honest
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>>116531033
βασεδ
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>>116527563
>What the fuck do you journo elites want from men, seriously?
Who gives a fuck? Ignore these cockgobblers.
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Keanu isn't dumb and obviously doesn't want to get meetoo'd by a bunch of hysterical women
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>>116531193
>>116531193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgHUljLnlNc
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>>116531193
It'd be so funny if this where true
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>>116528701
You forgot to include a pepe and mention trannies you fucking zoomer
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>>116527255
Stupid morons
He's doing that to avoid any false allegations
Keanu is a high IQ alpha
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>>116527255
>ugly guy hoverhands
Wow what a fucking loser

>pretty guy hoverhands
OMG SO CUTE AND PURE LIKE OH MAH GAD
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>>116528518
when did this happen
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>>116531193
As much as I love Keanu, the Point Break pasta always has me in stitches. Shit, I gotta rewatch.
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>>116527255
Keanu here - thanks for all your support guys

here's blackedraw password for you
timothy.struble@gmail.com:struble
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>>116533374
>Life is easier and better if you're attractive
No shit
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>>116527959
See
>>116530834
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>>116533576
based keanu
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>>116533627
How much does defending women online pay, or are you doing it for free?
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>>116531193

I laff Every tiem
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>>116531193
Lmao at the old pasta
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>>116533688
It's not defending woman retard
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>>116530693
>Neon Demon
>Bad acting
Reeves was creepy af in that movie, how his character should be, how the hell is that bad acting.
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>>116535205
He was just happy he could finally be himself
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>>116527327
They still are the object of ridicule.
It's a meme that women are going to accuse you of rape because you touch them.
It's not real but 4channelers believe it.
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So which one are you guys. If you did the same, would you be a ridiculous hover-handing nerd or would you be a Chad with gentlemanly restraint.
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>>116527612

No, still beta. Actually mega beta to be this insecure despite your fame and looks.
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>>116533576
Thanks Keanu
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>>116527255
Protecting himself from lawsuits.
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>>116527255
>rarely
So he has raped a few women and they're okay with it? Based.
But seriously we're to the point where somebody is a good guy just because he doesn't touch women on the shoulder or arm? Absolute mad world.
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>>116527327
Most things done by someone low in the social pecking order which makes him an object of ridicule will be praised when done by someone high in the social pecking order. This is how it has always been and always will be.
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>>116531163
Alex Jones has a small part in scanner darkly,
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>>116528643
He's less bland than the rock.
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>>116536256
Extremely clairvoyant and wise post
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>>116531579
1901 looks nothing like keanu.
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>>116527301
lol no wonder your women want to suck our Arab dicks
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>>116527255
Easy to be a nice person when everyone sucks your cock.
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>>116533576
The password works!
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NO TOUCHING

NO TOUCHING
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>>116527301
This webm triggered my fight or flight response
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>based Keanu not getting metoo'd
>Liberal trannies and roasties run with it because he's rich and hot and point it out to normalize and push the boundary of fake "rape" culture.

How do we re-enslave women Bros?
We're Muslims right all along?
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>>116527255
Well he's fucking GAY and only touched TRANNIES so I'm not surprised.
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>>116537195
Fuck she's hot
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>>116527593
you're such a fucking autist lmao
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>>116528774
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116530958
have sex
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>>116537475
Yeah and we got boxy mc teeth for the movie.
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>>116528774
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116527255
Is it possible to learn this power?
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>>116536769
Just a little bit fatter
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incel hoverhand
>AWKWARD VIRGIN LOL
chad hoverhand
>WHAT A GENTLEMAN

it's all about looks and women are the most sexist hypocrites on earth
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>>116527327
That's literally him being smart and providing photographic proof that he's not touching them so he can't be #metoo'd
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>>116538117
that's not what people get metoo'd over you retard. he just doesn't want to touch their filth
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>>116538048
>believing this
You can be a 11/10 in the looks department but if you are an unconfident hoverhand you will stay a virgin forever.
Women are creeped out only by unconfident men.
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>>116536871
based as fuck
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I'm already fucking sick of this meme. The guy's cool, everyone knew it. Time to shut the fuck up about it.
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>>116527563
they want men to fuck other men, not women. masculinity is toxic and male sexuality is something you should be ASHAMED of!
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>>116531193
Who was the first pasta originally about? I remember seeing the same pasta but for Thom Yorke in 2013
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>>116527301
soiception
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>>116533414
It doesn't really happen, but I recall it did happen once to an aisan mma fight or something. He touched a girl who was posing for a pic with him in the ring after the fight and then later claimed it was sexual assault. The case obviously didn't go through but he started avoiding women after fight because of it.
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>>116528774
YOU’RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116531193
yeah... no, i'm not believing that
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>A goy Zionist

dropped
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>>116527327
If you’re ugly then yes you’re a loser but if you’re an alpha it makes women insecure as to why you won’t touch them and makes them want it (and you) even more
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>>116527301
fukken saved
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>>116527301
Based
He's alright but the cocksucking needs to stop
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>>116528406
Fucking hell whiteo*ids
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>>116533576
WTF its working
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>>116537195
>>116537757
Who?
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>>116527255
its beacuase keanu doesnt toast with the roast
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>>116530834
cry more ahmed
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>>116533633
being anti-Israel is a left wing position m8. Even outside the US.

I live in Portugal and the only who support Israel are right-wing nationalists who are against gay marriage and want the church to have influence again and heavy immigration laws and shit
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>>116529054
Dude if Keanu can fuck a tranny I can too. Fuck the haters.
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>>116539489
Why are so many gays such faggots?
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>>116527976
four candles
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>>116540507
based
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>>116536769
He was bulking for a role.
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>>116537195
>We're
American education
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>>116537965
HAHAH great picture
Neo always knew about these cunt women
Trinity was the only pure one
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>>116527255
KEANUUUUUUUUU!!! I FUCKING LOVE HIM!!!
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>>116538212
>You can be a 11/10 in the looks department but if you are an unconfident hoverhand

faggot, name one example of good looking guy being awkward...
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>>116527255
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>>116527327
a few years of witch hunts led by the most gorilla glue looking nigger lady on the plant
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>>116527255
Maybe he's the original one.
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>>116527327
You missed the entire MeToo movement. Were you locked in a cave in Tora-Bora for the past 3 years or something?
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>>116542205
Shut up, Hbomberguy likes cum.
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>>116528774
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116531579
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>>116542206
>i wasnt lucky on the gene lottery therefore i will always be sad and unconfident
stop being so fucking miserable, please, its all in your fucking head
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>>116528406
This is among the worst things I've seen in my life.
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Is Keanu the one man capable of bringing all people together? I haven't met a single person alive that doesnt like Keanu outside of the edgy contrarians that secretly do like him but are just afraid to admit it.
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>>116542840
You've had a sheltered existence, Anon.
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>>116527255

He actually slaps their asses after the photo is taken
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>>116543174
Haven't we all?
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>>116543276
No.
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>>116527327
now that the women in burgerland like to meetoo men for shits and giggles the overhand became a necessity for the famous.
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>>116527327
its always depended on who did it, and don't pretend otherwise gramps.
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>>116535522
>It's a meme that women are going to accuse you of rape because you touch them.

lol , he's not even touching her. women are lying scum
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>>116543216
I heard he did what can only be described a "jumping double cock slap" on both ladies.
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Reminder that only Zoomers hate Keanu because they missed out on Bill & Ted and the Matrix.
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>>116528406
pretty cute desu
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>>116527327
>2
#MeToo
>2
Keanu is obviously already a highly valued male so women want him to touch him, so him not touching them comes off as respectful rather than cowardly.
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>>116531359
Yeah _she_ sounds really narcissistic.
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>>116527327
When Chad does it then it's cool
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>>116527255
That's literally so he doesn't get #MeToo'd.
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>>116528503
This, this place is becoming boring and tedious.
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Does anyone else hoverhand people who are fat? Feels disgusting to touch the squishiness and often the warm, dampness.
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>>116544856
Joke's on you, I'm already touching you with my unwashed sweaty hand I sneezed on and wiped my diarrhea ass with earlier
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>>116528774
YOU'RE BREATHTAKING
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>>116528406
Nationality of this "person": american
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>>116528160
Most people would be a lot happier meeting Shaq
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>>116544856
I'm never in a situation where I'd be touching them so I don't have to worry about that
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>>116531118
Pence makes sure he is never alone with a woman other than his wife
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Is this news? Hasn't Keanu always done the hover-hand? People on both sides are wrong it's not MeToo and it's not him being a gentleman, he's a fucking insecure autist. He's a beta virgin who can't bring himself to touch a woman. I can't believe this is being celebrated in the media, this is truly a dark timeline.
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>>116540912
You don't realize that the non-fags are gay
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>>116533575
the phrase
>drowning gestures
is what does it for me.
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>>116527255
Smart. Unfortunately, every paparazzo and fan is now going to be chomping at the bit for the moment his hand so much as grazes a female.
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>>116528503
>sucking a hollywood actors dick because hes in a video game is "news"
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>>116541619
what if keanu was a stage actor for hundreds of years before film even started and his patented style isn't limited, it's him keeping it real old school?
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>>116527327
It's only cringy when incels do it. These women are admitting they'd let him gape their asshole's and then praising him for being better. Women are literally fucking dogs and based Keanu knows it
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>>116527327
now it's the smart thing to do
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>>116529718
No, zoom in. That's just the white tile you can see in between some guy's legs. It's just an illusion, my friend
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>>116528160
>>116545046
>Most people would be a lot happier meeting Shaq
Kek. This. But Aaron Rodgers is still gay.
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>>116528152
No one wants to touch you, you disgusting tranny
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>>116541693
Triggered transexual

It's called autocorrect yah cunt
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>>116545425
h _ _ e s _ x
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>>116528406
>>116542840
>>116543174
This is among the worst things I've seen in my life, and I saw my dad rape a baby to death with a rake
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>>116527255
He already got sued by a photographer that slipped and fell. I don't blame him for not touching these litigious thots.
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>>116545550
I have and it only confirms the fact that women are dogs, kys. Marriage is for cuckolds and every man knows it deep down. Women are hypergamous and will leave you the first chance they get for the next better thing up the ladder, and then do the same to them, no one is immune
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>>116545550
I've had sex before and i still think most western women are subhumans incapable or unwilling to go against their baser instincts and tendencies and,all together, they shoulder half of the blame for the world being such a shithole.



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