THE GREAT DEBATE
>>116515471fuckmarryfrom left to right
Denise Richards nose is too fake
>>116515471The problem here is, at the time, Denise. But given how her plastic surgery worked and how well Dina held up, it would be hard not to want her in the long term.
>>116515508No need to talk any further.Fpbp
>>116515638based and milfpilled
I’m from Buenos Aires and I say we kill em all
>>116515508fpbpDizzy is /bestgirl/
>>116515508fpbpDizzy was always best girl
>>116515471Denise was objectively hotter, she was just a cunt
>>116515471One is a cheater, the other is truly devoted and madly in loveHard choice
Denise went full frontal with bush in Playboy so she wins.
>>116515471Any Adams is such a fucking horrible ugly thespspian fuck her
>>116515777Face blindness isn't a meme?
Carmen is hot but Dizzy is too and she’s a fuck freak who’ll love you til the end. Gotta go with Dizzy.
>>116515471As a kid, Carmen. As an adult, Dizzy wins every time. EVERY TIME
>>116515471Full lips > fish lips
>>116515704she was such a dumb bimbo, never been into that. nuclear scientits christmas jones is still enough to make me laugh anywhere.
Carmen is hot, but she seems like a bitch and pretty boring. Probably the kind of girl you would have to beg to have her suck your dick and make sure you're always wearing a rubber. i don't like Dizzy's tits, but she seems like the chick that is genuinely in love with you and would suck your dick without being asked and let you put it in raw.
I was always a Dizzy guy. My little sister was a huge Britney Spears fan so I grew weary of dumb bimbos early.
>>116515471I saw the right one at a San Fernando Valley 7/11 years ago buying candy because she was high as fuck with some skinny guy. She was washed up but still a total sex kitten you would love to get high with.I filled my Slurpie with an airplane sized vodka bottle in my pocket and they pretended I wasn't there. I then spilled my slurpie on her shoe at the check out stand. She pretended I wasn't there. Her friend gave me a dirty look. I walked outside and stood by the Rental Box machine and pretended to rent a movie as they walked out. I then spit on their car with slurpee juice. Her friend wanted to be a man but was scared. She got into the car right away with her candy.As they drove off I showed my ass and the rental I chose. It was Talladega Nights. To which I screamed, "STAY OUT OF THE VALLEY!" and fell on the ground. Her skinny friend drove off fast. I followed them to the redlight at the end of the street. I screamed "Higherlander was the greatest film ever made". She smiled at me knowlingly. I felt good about that. I felt accomplished
>>116515471neither of those is Amy Snapp
>>116515998Great story friendo, any other celebs you've met? >be me 8ish year old kid in London on a trip to the natural history museum>first time ever visting the capital, nostrils on fire from the stench of piss in the streets and the medley of peoples> the museum is a converted mansion so monsterously big, hoardes of asian tourists with 5 cameras each taking thousands of pictures of toilet door sign thinking they're the new enclosure>i see Dick from the tv show dick and dom in the bungalow near the animated T rex, i think about asking for auto graph but dont because shy kid>an other kid daudles infront of him ruining his take for what hes filling so he suplexes him over a wonden barrier into the dinosaurs mouth< tfw could have got suplexed by dick in the dragon
movie could have been half as long. the propaganda, the teacher talking about the failure of democracy, rico joins the military, argentina gets destroyed, they quickly get to the planet, it goes terribly, so the top general is replaced by a woman of color so that nobody can criticize the war, they turn the tide, they win, but the war keeps going.normally I'd want the characters fleshed out more but these characters sucked so much, and somebody's gonna explain why that's the point and they're bad on purpose. but this movie is so god damned long and doesn't say enough about the nature of the state to justify it.
>>116515471then: denise richardsnow: Dina Meyer
>>116515471I want the left to sniff my cock, she has a good nose for it. The one on the right is probably more wild in the sack, and down to do more fucked up shit (going by the one sex scene with Rico). Dizzy wins.
>>116515471>debateYeah, right. Dizzie was only ever the only choice.
>>116515471Dizzy is a givenCarmen is a challengeTherefore Carmen
>>116515471dizzy thendizzy nowdizzy always
>>116517930*is mentally challenged
for me, it's this girl
>>116516768You missed Heinlein's point entirely: >Dulce et decorum est pro patria moriIt is sweet and honourable to die for one's country in war against Chinese communist hordes.
>>116515471Denise was an absolute fucking bitch in that film
>>116518104Dizzy will always be there, she's an apple that's already in the cart. May as well reach for the branch that lies just out of reach. If you fail, Dizzy will take you back and want you all the more for having to compete for you. And if you succeed with Carmen you can always have Dizzy on the side. You gain nothing by being exclusive to Dizzy.
>>116518280You're a virgin that has no idea how women think
>>116518313t. pleb that's too cowardly to have an affair or trade their first wife in for a better model
Dizzy: Rico, I'm gonna die.Johnny Rico: No, you're not gonna die.Dizzy: It's OK because I got to have you.
>>116518376No he’s right.
>>116518387So what was the social commentary behind Rico getting together with a Stacy who will leave him for another man again in the future and take his money and kids away in the process?
>>116516347I met Richard 'Riff Raff' O'Brien at a sex club once.FYI the guy's schlong is about 10 inches flaccid, no kidding.
DizzyKlendathu will pay for what they did to her !
>>116519131Even more braindead to think it wasn't a women copeposting about being interchangeable and disposable.
Carmen by a landslide
>>116515471>Power hungry opportunistic sociopathvs>stalker stacy that's down to earth, wouldn't cheat on you in an army barracks full of dicks, and ultimately saves your life, all the while having the hottest set of tits known to manwhat a unending debate it is, indeed.
>>116515471I’d play it Rico style- do Carmen up the shitter on Prom Night, then start laying pipe on Dizzie.One thing I’d change though is I wouldn’t wait for the Dear John from Carmen, but that’s mainly because I’m a manwhore who’d fuck the hair on a barbershop floor if it was wearing lipstick.
>>116522060>hottest set of tits known to manYou really need to get out more, fren.
>>116522060>hottest set of tits known to mankek
>>116522163>The best wine comes from home, wherever it is.
>>116522163>>116522194so, do you take turns fucking each other in the ass like the faggots you are?
>>116515508We're done here
>>116515471Frankly I find the idea of anyone not choosing Dizzy offensive.
>>116515471I have a long real life history of giving up a sure thing with great women any guy would be lucky to have to roll the dice on heartless bitches who fuck me over, so I'm Team Carmen.
>>116515638Someone (OP) made a BIG goddamn mistake.
>>116522271Dizzy’s tits are both flat and saggy, which shouldn’t be possible, but all I can say is: watch the shower scene again you fucking pubescent.
>>116515471>implying you wouldn'tit's not even a debate
Ooh baby, I don’t mind being buggered
>>116522592How’s that last word pronounced exactly?
>>116515471I thought denise richards was hotter until you see the other chicks tits and then you're like denise who?
>>116516768Why are you even here if you dont like good movies?
>>116515882>mistressYep. Remember seeing Amy Smart in Starship Troopers and saying to myself "who the fuck is that girl?!?"!!!FACT!!!
>>116515508This thread is over. Everyone stop posting.
>>116518387She really was the /bestgirl/
>>116522060>hottest set of titsThey were bee stings at best
>>116519392It was a commentary on how Rico finally overcame his latent homosexuality (since you actually have to be gay to not be thrilled about fucking Dizz). Also the bugs and his triumph over them are an allegory for his triumph over AIDS.
>>116515910pusy lips >>>>>>>>>
>>116522260I like your thinking.
>>116515471Rico should've left Carmen to the same fate just like her boyfriend, fuck her.
>>116524554Rico was happy at the end because the bugs were a metaphor for HIV. All the girls he fucked got bugged only after.
Carmen was best girl.
>>1165154711997Dina Meyer > Denise Richards2019Dina Meyer >>>>> Denise RichardsNot a very hard choice tb qh.
>>116515471The left with the right's personality.
>>116526761the correct answer
>>116515638I want to break for her high orbit if you catch my drift
Dizzy. Fucking diamonds
>>116528022bubbly and loyal
dizzy is ugly and retarded
>>116528104ditzy airhead. and how do you even get loyal from that?
>>116528127Come on, she was obsessed with Rico
>>116515471Chad Carmen vs Virgin Dizzy
The movie that taught children across the world that the best looking woman isn't the one you want.
How the fuck did Amy Snapp become Sky Marshal at 24?
>>116522060They weren’t even the hottest set of tits in the movie, bro.Those belong to the “I wanna have babies” redhead. God, I love me some milkers.
>>116515638Reminder that Brenda Strong was in Starship Troopers 2 playing a different character
>>116515630This. Denise is starting to look like a Ghoul. Dina still looks great at 50.
>>116528433anyone can have DSL when they pay for them
>>116515471Dizzy's tits sucked, Carmen 4eva
>>116515471>denise: blowjob>dizzy: fuckingthat's the only honest answer.
>>116528526at least Dizzy's were real
Are the sequels worth watching?
>>116529512Yes. The second one is weird, it's a shitty horror movie. But the third and fourth are great
>>116528249>How the fuck did Amy Snapp become Sky Marshal at 24?In case you missed the joke, by the end they're all considered grizzled veterans and have gone up the ranks simply due to the high mortality rate, even though they're still obviously fresh-faced young model types
>>116528558>>116528526>>116528433>>116528476she reminds me of that camgirl katielife, same body type and smile.
>>116528727What did they mean by this?
>>116515471Anyone who says dizzy has no testosterone and is a beta loser
>>116515535blame pauly shore
>>116528526>She just lets him do itIsn't that like rude as fuck ? Not to mention borderline assault ?
>>116530280He's the senior year quarterback, he can do what he wants because he is the King of High School
>>116530341Damn bro. I wish I went to American school
>>116530465It operates quite similarly to feudal europe in the middle ages. You would have been a serf then and you'd have been one in the high school hierarchy. By which I mean you'd have been a loser who went to prom with his cousin because no other girl would accept him as a date.
>>116515638>anon shoots sperm at her face>"this isn't random or light"
>>116515471Carmen, Dizzy is for betas
>>116530515>who went to prom with his cousinGod I wish
>>116516972Based and Blanche Devereaux pilled
>>116528727thanks anon, I need to watch it again
i want to bang dizzy
Not even fucking close, Dizzy