600 POUND LIFE FATKINO GENERALBRAND NEW EPISODE ON TLC! NOW! Tonight's TLC schedule8pm-10pm EST: Vianey & Allen's Story (NEW)>Vianey and Allen are locked in a co-dependent relationship based on a shared love of food; as they head to Houston, they will soon find out if their relationship can handle the strain of growing healthy together.10pm-11pm EST: Dr Pimple Popper - A Lipoma is Born (NEW)>Art has one big bump on his head; Barbara's back lump becomes more noticeable after she loses weight; Hilda's depression is a result of a multitude of bumps on her eyelids; Bob has two painful bumps on his back11pm-12am EST: Charity's Story (replay from S3 2015)>An overweight woman struggles with flesh-eating bacteria and butterfly shaped fat deposits; unexpected news threatens her weight loss journey12am-2am: Vianey & Allen's Story (replay of newest episode)>Vianey and Allen are locked in a co-dependent relationship based on a shared love of food; as they head to Houston, they will soon find out if their relationship can handle the strain of growing healthy together.SEASON TRAILER:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK-bfElOs8STREAMS BELOW IF YOU DON'T HAVE CABLESTREAMS ARE FULL OF COMPUTER AIDS AND SOMETIMES DON'T WORK, BE CAREFULhttp://123tvgo.com/watch/tlc/ORhttps://www.arconaitv.us/stream.php?id=130ORhttp://www.stream2watch.stream/live/tlc-live-stream?sid=151762
First for credit cards
This bitch is Mexican?Suddenly it all makes sense.
so she is a Mexican
>>114859733play video but I doubt there is going to be a real challenge he looks genuinely slow
>>114859794A FAT CREDIT CARD?!
i swear to god they go to the same apartments every time
>>114859688>got funds from Mexico.>wut?
What's his favorite Burzum album?
so the womans actually fatter than the guy
inb4 she demands another apartment because she has to go in sideways
Holy fuck she can't even get in the door
>get stuck in a standard doorway going sidewaysThis show is amazing.
>we've been working hard for 4 months nowwat
>>114859864why don't they just reduce the size of doorways to fast food jointslose it or die
>>114859867cute and tardpilled
>>114859688Help bros I just got hereWhat have I missed and why are none of the streams working for me?
>>114859829Doesn't Dr. Now own the apartment complex that he corrals all these fatties?
her name is vaginaey
>>114859877to be fair her body isnt humanly shaped, its like a blob with sharp edges
>>114859855I would DESTROY him sexually.
>>114859805Mexican have some fucked up genetics. Some are little goblin manlets/womanlets, some are predisposed to balloon as soon as they hit a certain age, it's fascinating.
>>114859914allan the fucking champthis bitch hasnt done anything but complain
>>114859877makes you appreciate everything at dr nows supersized office
THIS BITCH AIN'T EVEN 600 LBS. SHOWS OVER EVERYONE GO FUCKING HOME
6 4 85 9 4I'm legit surprised she doesn't weigh more.
>Working hard for 4 months
V and A Vienna looks like a nice place lets go with that
>>114859928Oh god no! Is this real? Is the pupper okay?
>>114859829Does Dr. Now own them? Is this a total scam?
wait how is she 594 but cant fit through a door sideaways
Allan is the true 600 pounder! Yay, Allan!
>>114859928>the weak should fear the strong
>It was harder on me than on himGoddamn this bitch.
I hope Allan plays Rainbow Six or Final Fantasy XIV!
>she's below 600wew
>AT LEAST I'M BELOW 600wow congrats, you fat lard
Dr.Now seems to be in a pretty good mood.
>>114859941The manlet thing is the biggest one>t.5'7 taco
>Implying it wasn't hard on Allen>Implying he didn't make it there without complaining by sheer force of will
>>114860014>Oh god no! Is this real?yes>Is the pupper okayno the whale killed him
How is Allan heavier than her and still more mobile?
>>114860077calm before the storm
>[Jaws Theme Song Starts Playing]
>>114860077its the first appointent so he doesnt have much to be angry about
>>114860040Women: Natural narcissists
>>114860013Body Horror INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh that's a layggzz
torrent link? yes i'm watching the stream.
>>114860021oh right mini my bad lmao
No one guessed within the needed parameters.
>>114859968i was called a retard a week or two back for guessing 585 on a weigh in lol
Fuck that sore Jesus
OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT
HERE IT COMES
OH MY FUCIKNG GODBODY HORROR CHECKED
we getting to see some action boys
NO NO NO NO NO NOWHY!?
>I see you have descended abdomen down to your feet >does that ever get in the way for you there?Lmao based dr now
>>114860094Fuck off? He actually dead? fuck.... that is messed up. Day of the (strengthened) rope when?
OHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD FUCK
>that sore oh god
>one of you will be burying the other one soonSAVAGE
That looks like a ballsack with fordyce spots
>Casually says 'one of you will be burying the other soon'Holy fuck Dr Now
I CANT UNSEE THAT
Yeah, I'm going to spoiler this one.
what a fascinating show
>they would have lost 150 lbs by now
>Be 356 pounds IRL>See this threadGod I feel so much better about myself. I can actually say these 600 lb assholes deserve the humiliation. Christ.
>One of you will be burying the other one soon
>>114860248the human body is disgusting
>>114860248I swear I saw smt like this on Total recall
why is dr. now's speech spliced together? does he stutter or something irl?
>>114860282don't kind yourself dude
>>114860231This is either from Left For Dead or Dead Space
>>114860282you know they didn't start at 600lbs you fat fuck
That was like a scene from a horror movie with a top notch SFX scene.
>>114860248sorry no tv here... omg wtf??? Dios mio por favor salvame de algo así!!!
>>114860282Get even fatter. Go on the show. Meet Dr. Now.It's a win-win, anon. You get to be a resplendent fat ass and eat all you want AND get to meet the Dr.
>>114860309made the joke 2 threads ago>open your mind>open your mind>open your mind
>>114860282you're a fat sack of shit and a normal-sized person feels the same way about you that you do about them
>>114860248I cannot properly express my disgust
>>114860248I AM KRANG SKRAAAAAAH!
>>114860298This. I'm gonna see if /x/ knows how to transcend mortality yet.
>>114860282Go hard, meet Dr. Now. Talk about Bane
why are there so many dog movies but so few cat movies?
>>114860234>one of you will be burying the other soon>.JPG
>>114860333it's a cacodemon
>>114860384what the fuck even is this movie, I thought it was homeward bound but its a fucking reincarnating dog or something
>>114860282Anon you need to do something about that right fucking now. At 214 currently I'm completely disgusted with myself.
>>114860282I need you to lose 30 pounds before the next fatkino.
>>114860282You still have the means to lose weight fatty.30 minutes of walking and less garbage in your gullet.You can do it.
>>114859904>fatlard squeezes into mcpoison>eats 60,000 calorie meal>can't get outDo they just live there at that point? Like make a little dwelling at one of the tables with a closed off cabin kind of deal?
>>114860316Everybody's speech is spliced together in these shows. They're called frankensentences. Editors use them to control the pace and help create a narrative in "unscripted" television.
>>114860323How the fuck do they determine what to blur in this situation.
>>114860462P I L L SILLS
>Shouldn't be used by elders with dementia due to increased risk of death or stroke
>>114860323Those holes in her pants.She literally doesn't even try to look at least a little presentable.
>>114860282>Be 230 pounds IRL>See this postI too feel better about myself.
Would you rather be bipolar or have total scrotal implosion
take this medication to cure your mania and bipolar disorderyou might have a stroke, permanent muscle spasms, or vertigo using this medication
>>114860478yeah, I was wondering that, her genitals are there??
>>114860478It's like unnecessary censorship, they do it just for the ratings bump. >imagine the gash smell
>>114860319>>114860331>>114860334>>114860356>>114860361Wtf? Whatever go fuck yourself you fucking dumbasses. At least I have a job and a girlfriend.
>>114860536bipolar is actually very easily controllable with lithium so i’ll take it
>>114860282>be 158>trying to lower bfthreads a blessing
>Operational procedure warningHERE WE GO LADS
>Motheredso TLC is doing incest shows too now?
>>114860441kids cant cope with losing their pets so you take them to this movie and tell them that all of their dogs are actually their first dog reincarnated
>>114860574FUCK YOU ANON I JUST VOMITTED ON MY FLOOR.FUCKING JESUS.
>television in the fireplace
>>114860528Might as well go all out gross desu
mirin' genuinely healthy mealthese guys might make it
looks like both puppers are okay you guys
Allen why.You're better than this, Allen.
>>114860640its okay he knows it shouldnt, its just sometimes
>orders enough food at a restaurant to get a handle bag
Guys I recently divorced a bipolar alcoholic wouldn't rec the bipolar chick approach it's not worth it desu
>Fast food order comes in a literal shopping bagOh that ain't a good sign.
>>1148602822 paths before you,anon. The first is to LOSE the weight and stave off the presence of death. The second is to GAIN until you can appear on fatkino,abandon all delusions of control. Now. Choose.
>>114860656You spoke too soon.
>>114860656This post didn't age well
ALLEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>Alan is the one cheating and not the MexicanOHNONONONONONONOOOO
>>114860282>pushing 430>well proportioned nonetheless >still love this showstay mad thincels
>>114860623lmao id rather be homeless than a fatass
>>114860623Even the Downie at my local Publix has a girlfriend and job.
why don't this people count calories? like you can still go to your fast-food joint
ALLAN NO!!! DON'T CHEAT!!!
>>114860656fucking nevermind, allen never gonna make it> sad piano music intensifies
>I just hope it doesnt mess our progress up>orders everything on the menuwtf Allen
>eat canned tuna and veggies once>go to pedro's grease shack"i hope it don't affect muh progress"
>FBI fingerprint checkedthe fuck
>>114860623>job (janny)>girl (tranny)
Oh no no no
>>114860448This. I’m about 35 pounds overweight and feel like a absolute monstrosity. But I’ve cut down on sweets and I eat less in general. I just need to get used to waking early to exercise.
>>114860623good for you also my motorcycle is lighter than you
>>114860665Oh thank you Jesus! These cunts should be culled.
Well that was surprising
>I hope dis don't mess up everything>orders half of the menuAllan pls
>That sextuplet showWhite trash Osomatsu-kun
>She lost more than himHOLY PLOT TWIST
YOU BLEW IT ALLANEVEN THE COW LOST MORE
>>114860418No one wants to watch a movie where the main character sleeps for 70% of it
La goblina is putting Allan to shame!
WHAT A FUCKING PLOT TWIST
Women haters BTFO
GUYS What's the funniest 600lb episode?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ALAN WEIGHS 620!!!!
>>114860760speaks a lot about the people who actually gain weight on the show and say it's water weight or that they just cheated "as a reward"
OH NO THE 600 POUND MAN IS A WASTE OF OXYGEN JUST LIKE THE WOMAN WOMAN BOOHOO
woman whose name i forgot gonna make itgotta leave allen's ass behind, allen is the past
WTF HOW DID SHE MAKE IT AND NOT ALLEN
Shit, didnt see this coming.SHE made it and HE didn't.Yikes, did anybody vote that in the strawpoll?
>>114860791You guys are so fucking stupid. Keep talking that shit on a keyboard. I'd love for you to fight me I'd kick your ass because I'm a lot bigger than you.
Insert Tyra banks Jpeg/gif here.
>guy loses 28lbs cause of cheat days>fat entitled bitch loses 68lbs its moments like these I watch fat kino
>>114860853we'll just never know*orders a gallon of cheese*
ALLAN!I trusted you!I believed in you!I supported you!I wanted you to succeed!YOU FAILED ME!
>I want her to go first>Well that's good because your progress wasn't as goodpoor Allen
>>114860788I'm only down 10lbs so far but I've changed my diet considerably, I'm also avoiding carbs as much as possible.
>you seem to be sneaking food still>*burps*LMAO
>>114860881I doubt you can even lift your leg above your knee, fatty
>>114860707YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY YOUR WEIGHT, NOT THE SCALE!
>>114860881you'd be outta breath in 15 seconds my dude
EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED BIGOTS
>>114860873Steven and Justin's? Part 1 and 2?
>>114860884WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!
I've never been this disappointed in my life
>>114860831Definitely Steven Assanti, but the last one Angie? Was good because she was such a cunt to her beta feeder husband.
fuck you, allanI believed in you
>>114860881I'd just hit you and run away, good luck catching me.
just noticed dr. now keeps an american flag pin on the lapel of his coat, absolutely based and patriotic individual
You were the chosen one Allan! You were supposed to balance the scale, not break it!
god damn. Dr Now is so wise
i hope he feeds her liquid milkshakes with peanut butterfuck this worthless whore
>>114860979>>114860951Thanks bros, I'm going in.
>>114860881for sure mate you weight three time as much you could fall on me and I could die
>>114860944Yassssss anon slay kween yasss!>>114860960This is also acceptable.
>>114860984Don't need to run, just walk up some elevation or stairs
>>114860960jesus fucking god
>>114860985isnt that a medical pin or something?
How do these broke fuckers who could only afford a one way trip pay for this procedure?
Anyone else get the feeling that Allan isn't with us anymore?
>>114859688Should artificial insemination be made illegal for fatties who have had weight loss surgery?
>fat entitled bitch not only lost all the weight in one go but got surgery>the guy who did all the actual work ended up cheating and ruining himselfdid anyone honestly see this coming? is this fatkino?
>>114860985He's a cool guy. You can tell he's patriotic - the episode where he put up with Assanti, he went full Texan and wasnt a our to put up with his bullshit. I like based Nowzaradin.
PLOT TWIST!!! SHE DIES ON THE OPERATING TABLE!!
>first time under 500 in almost 20 yearsjesus christ
>>114860985he's from Irarian ancestry, has fear for his life.
N-no it's okay....H-h-he's still losing!It'll.... It'll get better....Allan will be okay!!!
>>114860985TWO American flags and the TX flag. God bless him.
WE'RE LOSING HER
>>114861101oh god was that the fatass who kept asking dr nwo if he believes in god at the end?
SHE FUCKIN DIED
they're killing Kuato
WE KINO NOW
OH SHIT LADS
SHE'S FLATLINING GET THE CRASH CART
OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
>>114861101>Docta Now do you believe in gawd?
HOLY SHIT FATTY GON DIE
O NO O NO O NO O NO
>>114861141holy fucking shit, this man cannot be stoppedPLEASE tell me he's american born so he can run for president. otherwise we'll amend the constitutionoh shit plot twist
LA GOBLINA ESTA MUERTE
>THAT COMMERCIAL BREAKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>114861121>She dies>Allan uses it as a wakeup call and becomes /fit/It would be kino
WHAT THE FUCK NO
Oh boy here we go.Have we ever lost someone on this show?
oh god oh fuckoh god oh fuck
>>114861081Well, you were... kinda close
>>114860707Looks like he's the ONLY one now.
>>114859688I just want to pop in and say thanks to the fatfags for staying in only a few threads rather than spamming the whole board.
ANOTHER TWEEST!has anyone died on the fucking show yet?
OH FUCK SHE'S FATLINING
one less fatty
Everyone will die someday.
>>114861241this is the 2nd person who died this SEASON
I DONT THINK ALLAN COULD HANDLE HER PASSING
This is bingo anon, I’m sorry I can’t do the chart tonight. I am out of town and unable to plant myself in front of a screen for hours. I am glad to see somebody else doing it.
>>114860985Iranians are more american than the americans.
DONT CUT TO COMMERCIAL YOU BASTARDS
MORREU A GORDA
PLACE YOUR BETS LADSDOES SHE MAKE IT OR NOT
THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER OF MY LIFE
> turns out the "flatline" sound was just the microwave, her nuggets are ready
>>114861250he was the one who took care of her and did all the driving, she sat on her ass the entire time
...Now a word for our defibrillation sponsor, come to JCPenny for shocking deals
>>114861222Iranian import, but one of the based ones that came over.
>fatty just died>"alive" commercialIs this kino?
>>114861298she makes it
>>114861273And some will die this day.V&A. That's who.
Based Allan playing the long game. He's real happy he ate those burritos now.
>>114861314Not Cool! hahfsdhadhfahdfhahahahhahhalolokekekekekekek
EXPECTATIONS OFFICIALLY SUBVERTEDGIVE THESE PRODUCERS THE EMMY
>>114861249We know not to spread our stench unlike gotturds, capeshitters and starshitters
why the fuck do they have to mention that a birth control pill doesnt prevent STIs????
>See our ad in cosmopolitan or phone xxx-xxx-xxx
>americans are conned into taking so much medication they have to hire people to sort it for themkek based
>>114861298She makes it.
She's going to that big buffet in the sky.The Lord is my shepherd pie; I shall not want. He causes me to lie down in collard green pastures; He leads me beside still raging waters caprisuns. He restores my soul; He leads me in paths of righteousness for His name's sake.
>>114861389cuz us 'mericans are retarded
>>114861323And yet she lost but he FUCKED UP and didnt. Too bad.
She's going to the big long john silvers in the sky.
>>114861298just barely makes it.
>>114861389People believe it does, a surprising amount of them actually.
>>114861389People are incredibly stupid, anon
>I take pills every daykek you americans are hilarious
>"Surgery was a mistake."
hahahahahhaha this is what the fat cunt gets for sitting on doggos.
my mom washes before putting them in the dishwasher toois this a femoid thing?
>>114861432Yeah, finna lose her life.
>>114861298We already had 1 death this season :(Hope she makes it
>>114861389because americans are stupid and don't know shit about taking care of themselves.
She back, I can't take this KINO
>>114861484No. Restaurants also rinse dishes before the dishwashers.
OH FUCK SHE'S DYING
Is...is she alive?
SHE'S GOING TO MAKE IT
hope you enjoyed that cheese roberthope it real fucking tasty
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> "well, she's stabilized. but it took too long. she's in a coma."> "what about him?"
>>114861477wasn't that after the show?
SHE MADE IT
>>114860985>>114861141A REAL AMERICAN
>too fat to sit in a car without getting winded>too fat to lie on an operating table without almost dying
>>114861484Shitty dishwashers don't always clean well. Not a woman thing.Dishwashers are a waste of time and money.
VNA's DNA needs to be monitored by a CNA
Imagine coming out of anesthesia all drowsy and the first thing you see is Dr. Now 2 inches from your face telling you you literally just died.
Dr. Now about to give her another heart attack. He needs to chill
Does Justin Assanti stream?? He has equipment next to his computer that looks like a mic.
>>114861579No, it was during. They showed his funeral.
>"I'm sick of protein"
>>114861101this is the correct answer
>>114860623>T. Fatty Boombalatty
>>114860881I'll climb you in a second beanstalk ass nigga wish I could literally piss in your face and run 2 mph away knowing you can't catch up, and not the sauce fatass