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600 POUND LIFE FATKINO GENERAL

BRAND NEW EPISODE ON TLC! NOW!

Tonight's TLC schedule
8pm-10pm EST: Vianey & Allen's Story (NEW)
>Vianey and Allen are locked in a co-dependent relationship based on a shared love of food; as they head to Houston, they will soon find out if their relationship can handle the strain of growing healthy together.
10pm-11pm EST: Dr Pimple Popper - A Lipoma is Born (NEW)
>Art has one big bump on his head; Barbara's back lump becomes more noticeable after she loses weight; Hilda's depression is a result of a multitude of bumps on her eyelids; Bob has two painful bumps on his back
11pm-12am EST: Charity's Story (replay from S3 2015)
>An overweight woman struggles with flesh-eating bacteria and butterfly shaped fat deposits; unexpected news threatens her weight loss journey
12am-2am: Vianey & Allen's Story (replay of newest episode)
>Vianey and Allen are locked in a co-dependent relationship based on a shared love of food; as they head to Houston, they will soon find out if their relationship can handle the strain of growing healthy together.

SEASON TRAILER:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfK-bfElOs8

STREAMS BELOW IF YOU DON'T HAVE CABLE

STREAMS ARE FULL OF COMPUTER AIDS AND SOMETIMES DON'T WORK, BE CAREFUL

http://123tvgo.com/watch/tlc/

OR

https://www.arconaitv.us/stream.php?id=130

OR

http://www.stream2watch.stream/live/tlc-live-stream?sid=151762
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First for credit cards
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This bitch is Mexican?

Suddenly it all makes sense.
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so she is a Mexican
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>>114859733
play video but I doubt there is going to be a real challenge
he looks genuinely slow
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>>114859794
A FAT CREDIT CARD?!
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i swear to god they go to the same apartments every time
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>>114859688
>got funds from Mexico.
>wut?
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What's his favorite Burzum album?
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>Mexican women
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so the womans actually fatter than the guy
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inb4 she demands another apartment because she has to go in sideways
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Holy fuck she can't even get in the door
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>get stuck in a standard doorway going sideways

This show is amazing.
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>we've been working hard for 4 months now
wat
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>>114859864

why don't they just reduce the size of doorways to fast food joints

lose it or die
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>>114859867
cute and tardpilled
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>>114859688
Help bros I just got here
What have I missed and why are none of the streams working for me?
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>WORKING HARD
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>>114859829
Doesn't Dr. Now own the apartment complex that he corrals all these fatties?
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her name is vaginaey
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>>114859877
to be fair her body isnt humanly shaped, its like a blob with sharp edges
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>>114859688
F
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>>114859855
I would DESTROY him sexually.
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>>114859805
Mexican have some fucked up genetics. Some are little goblin manlets/womanlets, some are predisposed to balloon as soon as they hit a certain age, it's fascinating.
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>>114859914
allan the fucking champ

this bitch hasnt done anything but complain
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>>114859877
makes you appreciate everything at dr nows supersized office
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THIS BITCH AIN'T EVEN 600 LBS. SHOWS OVER EVERYONE GO FUCKING HOME
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6 4 8
5 9 4

I'm legit surprised she doesn't weigh more.
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>Working hard for 4 months
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SIX-HUNDRED FOURTY-EIGHT
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V and A Vienna looks like a nice place lets go with that
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>>114859928
Oh god no! Is this real? Is the pupper okay?
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>>114859829
Does Dr. Now own them? Is this a total scam?
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>>114859686
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wait how is she 594 but cant fit through a door sideaways
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Allan is the true 600 pounder! Yay, Allan!
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>>114859928
>the weak should fear the strong
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>It was harder on me than on him

Goddamn this bitch.
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I hope Allan plays Rainbow Six or Final Fantasy XIV!
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>she's below 600
wew
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>AT LEAST I'M BELOW 600
wow congrats, you fat lard
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hello y'all
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Dr.Now seems to be in a pretty good mood.
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>>114859941
The manlet thing is the biggest one
>t.5'7 taco
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>Implying it wasn't hard on Allen
>Implying he didn't make it there without complaining by sheer force of will
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>>114860014
>Oh god no! Is this real?
yes
>Is the pupper okay
no the whale killed him
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How is Allan heavier than her and still more mobile?
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>>114860077

calm before the storm
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>[Jaws Theme Song Starts Playing]
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>>114860077
its the first appointent so he doesnt have much to be angry about
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>>114860040
Women: Natural narcissists
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>>114860013
Body Horror INCOMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oh that's a layggzz
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torrent link? yes i'm watching the stream.
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>>114860021
oh right mini my bad lmao
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YOWIE WOWIE!
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OH GOD
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No one guessed within the needed parameters.
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>>114859968
i was called a retard a week or two back for guessing 585 on a weigh in lol
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Fuck that sore Jesus
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>That sore
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OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT IS THAT
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HERE IT COMES
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OH MY FUCIKNG GOD

BODY HORROR CHECKED
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we getting to see some action boys
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NO NO NO NO NO NO
WHY!?
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>I see you have descended abdomen down to your feet
>does that ever get in the way for you there?
Lmao based dr now
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>>114860094
Fuck off? He actually dead? fuck.... that is messed up. Day of the (strengthened) rope when?
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OHHHH GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
FUCK
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>that sore
oh god
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>one of you will be burying the other one soon
SAVAGE
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That looks like a ballsack with fordyce spots
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>Casually says 'one of you will be burying the other soon'

Holy fuck Dr Now
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I CANT UNSEE THAT
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Yeah, I'm going to spoiler this one.
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what a fascinating show
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>they would have lost 150 lbs by now
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>Be 356 pounds IRL
>See this thread

God I feel so much better about myself. I can actually say these 600 lb assholes deserve the humiliation. Christ.
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>One of you will be burying the other one soon
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>>114860248
the human body is disgusting
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>>114860248

oy gevalt
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>>114860248
I swear I saw smt like this on Total recall
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why is dr. now's speech spliced together? does he stutter or something irl?
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>>114860282
fatass
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>>114860282
don't kind yourself dude
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>>114860231
This is either from Left For Dead or Dead Space
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>>114860282
you know they didn't start at 600lbs you fat fuck
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That was like a scene from a horror movie with a top notch SFX scene.
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>>114860248
sorry no tv here... omg wtf??? Dios mio por favor salvame de algo así!!!
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>>114860282
Get even fatter. Go on the show. Meet Dr. Now.

It's a win-win, anon. You get to be a resplendent fat ass and eat all you want AND get to meet the Dr.
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>>114860309
made the joke 2 threads ago
>open your mind
>open your mind
>open your mind
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>>114860282

you're a fat sack of shit and a normal-sized person feels the same way about you that you do about them
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>>114860248
I cannot properly express my disgust
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>>114860323
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FOR YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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>>114860248
I AM KRANG SKRAAAAAAH!
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>>114860298
This. I'm gonna see if /x/ knows how to transcend mortality yet.
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>>114860282
Go hard, meet Dr. Now. Talk about Bane
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>>114860248
2nd mouth
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why are there so many dog movies but so few cat movies?
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>>114860234
>one of you will be burying the other soon
>.JPG
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>>114860333
it's a cacodemon
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>>114860384
what the fuck even is this movie, I thought it was homeward bound but its a fucking reincarnating dog or something
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>>114860282
Anon you need to do something about that right fucking now. At 214 currently I'm completely disgusted with myself.
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>>114860282
I need you to lose 30 pounds before the next fatkino.
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>>114860248
BOOMER
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>>114860282
You still have the means to lose weight fatty.
30 minutes of walking and less garbage in your gullet.
You can do it.
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>>114859904
>fatlard squeezes into mcpoison
>eats 60,000 calorie meal
>can't get out
Do they just live there at that point? Like make a little dwelling at one of the tables with a closed off cabin kind of deal?
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>>114860316
Everybody's speech is spliced together in these shows. They're called frankensentences. Editors use them to control the pace and help create a narrative in "unscripted" television.
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>>114860323

How the fuck do they determine what to blur in this situation.
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>>114860462
P I L L S
I
L
L
S
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>Shouldn't be used by elders with dementia due to increased risk of death or stroke
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>>114860323
Those holes in her pants.
She literally doesn't even try to look at least a little presentable.
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>>114860282
>Be 230 pounds IRL
>See this post

I too feel better about myself.
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Would you rather be bipolar or have total scrotal implosion
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take this medication to cure your mania and bipolar disorder
you might have a stroke, permanent muscle spasms, or vertigo using this medication
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>>114860478
yeah, I was wondering that, her genitals are there??
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>>114860478
It's like unnecessary censorship, they do it just for the ratings bump.
>imagine the gash smell
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>>114860319
>>114860331
>>114860334
>>114860356
>>114860361

Wtf? Whatever go fuck yourself you fucking dumbasses. At least I have a job and a girlfriend.
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>>114860536
bipolar is actually very easily controllable with lithium so i’ll take it
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>>114860282
>be 158
>trying to lower bf

threads a blessing
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>Operational procedure warning

HERE WE GO LADS
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>Mothered
so TLC is doing incest shows too now?
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>>114860441
kids cant cope with losing their pets so you take them to this movie and tell them that all of their dogs are actually their first dog reincarnated
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ALLEN NO!
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>>114860574
FUCK YOU ANON I JUST VOMITTED ON MY FLOOR.
FUCKING JESUS.
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>television in the fireplace
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>>114860528
Might as well go all out gross desu
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mirin' genuinely healthy meal

these guys might make it
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looks like both puppers are okay you guys
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ALLEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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ALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!
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Allen why.

You're better than this, Allen.
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>>114860640
its okay he knows it shouldnt, its just sometimes
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>orders enough food at a restaurant to get a handle bag
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Guys I recently divorced a bipolar alcoholic wouldn't rec the bipolar chick approach it's not worth it desu
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>Fast food order comes in a literal shopping bag

Oh that ain't a good sign.
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ALLAN NO
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>>114860282
2 paths before you,anon. The first is to LOSE the weight and stave off the presence of death. The second is to GAIN until you can appear on fatkino,abandon all delusions of control. Now. Choose.
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>>114860656
You spoke too soon.
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>>114860656
This post didn't age well
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ALLEN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
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>Alan is the one cheating and not the Mexican
OHNONONONONONONOOOO
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>>114860282
>pushing 430
>well proportioned nonetheless
>still love this show
stay mad thincels
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>>114860623
lmao id rather be homeless than a fatass
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>>114860623
Even the Downie at my local Publix has a girlfriend and job.
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why don't this people count calories? like you can still go to your fast-food joint
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ALLAN NO!!! DON'T CHEAT!!!
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>>114860656

fucking nevermind, allen never gonna make it

> sad piano music intensifies
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>I just hope it doesnt mess our progress up
>orders everything on the menu
wtf Allen
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>eat canned tuna and veggies once
>go to pedro's grease shack
"i hope it don't affect muh progress"
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>FBI fingerprint checked
the fuck
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ALLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!~~~
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>>114860623
>job (janny)
>girl (tranny)
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Oh no no no
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>>114860448
This. I’m about 35 pounds overweight and feel like a absolute monstrosity. But I’ve cut down on sweets and I eat less in general. I just need to get used to waking early to exercise.
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>>114860623
good for you
also my motorcycle is lighter than you
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>>114860665
Oh thank you Jesus! These cunts should be culled.
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Well that was surprising
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PROGRESS LADS
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>I hope dis don't mess up everything
>orders half of the menu
Allan pls
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>That sextuplet show
White trash Osomatsu-kun
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>She lost more than him

HOLY PLOT TWIST
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YOU BLEW IT ALLAN

EVEN THE COW LOST MORE
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>>114860418
No one wants to watch a movie where the main character sleeps for 70% of it
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La goblina is putting Allan to shame!
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WHAT A FUCKING PLOT TWIST
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omg!
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Women haters BTFO
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GUYS What's the funniest 600lb episode?
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! ALAN WEIGHS 620!!!!
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>>114860760
speaks a lot about the people who actually gain weight on the show and say it's water weight or that they just cheated "as a reward"
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OH NO THE 600 POUND MAN IS A WASTE OF OXYGEN JUST LIKE THE WOMAN WOMAN BOOHOO
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woman whose name i forgot gonna make it

gotta leave allen's ass behind, allen is the past
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WTF HOW DID SHE MAKE IT AND NOT ALLEN
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Shit, didnt see this coming.
SHE made it and HE didn't.
Yikes, did anybody vote that in the strawpoll?
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>>114860831
steven's
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>>114860791
You guys are so fucking stupid. Keep talking that shit on a keyboard. I'd love for you to fight me I'd kick your ass because I'm a lot bigger than you.
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Insert Tyra banks Jpeg/gif here.
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>guy loses 28lbs cause of cheat days
>fat entitled bitch loses 68lbs
its moments like these I watch fat kino
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>>114860853
we'll just never know
*orders a gallon of cheese*
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ALLAN!

I trusted you!
I believed in you!
I supported you!
I wanted you to succeed!

YOU FAILED ME!
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>I want her to go first
>Well that's good because your progress wasn't as good
poor Allen
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>>114860788
I'm only down 10lbs so far but I've changed my diet considerably, I'm also avoiding carbs as much as possible.
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>you seem to be sneaking food still
>*burps*
LMAO
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>>114860881
I doubt you can even lift your leg above your knee, fatty
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>>114860707
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DESTROY YOUR WEIGHT, NOT THE SCALE!
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>>114860881
you'd be outta breath in 15 seconds my dude
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EXPECTATIONS SUBVERTED BIGOTS
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>>114860873
Steven and Justin's? Part 1 and 2?
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>>114860884
WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU!!!!
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I've never been this disappointed in my life
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>>114860711
>400
>well proportioned
lol
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>>114860831
Definitely Steven Assanti, but the last one Angie? Was good because she was such a cunt to her beta feeder husband.
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>>114860884
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>>114860711
delusional
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fuck you, allan

I believed in you
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>>114860942
yep
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>>114860881

I'd just hit you and run away, good luck catching me.
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just noticed dr. now keeps an american flag pin on the lapel of his coat, absolutely based and patriotic individual
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You were the chosen one Allan! You were supposed to balance the scale, not break it!
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god damn. Dr Now is so wise
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i hope he feeds her liquid milkshakes with peanut butter
fuck this worthless whore
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>>114860979
>>114860951
Thanks bros, I'm going in.
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>>114860881
for sure mate you weight three time as much
you could fall on me and I could die
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>>114860944
Yassssss anon slay kween yasss!
>>114860960
This is also acceptable.
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>>114861010
>>114860899
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>>114860984
Don't need to run, just walk up some elevation or stairs
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>>114860960

jesus fucking god
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2deep2me
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>>114860960
damn
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>>114860985
isnt that a medical pin or something?
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How do these broke fuckers who could only afford a one way trip pay for this procedure?
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Anyone else get the feeling that Allan isn't with us anymore?
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>>114860831
Schenee
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>>114859688
Should artificial insemination be made illegal for fatties who have had weight loss surgery?
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>fat entitled bitch not only lost all the weight in one go but got surgery
>the guy who did all the actual work ended up cheating and ruining himself
did anyone honestly see this coming? is this fatkino?
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>>114860985
He's a cool guy. You can tell he's patriotic - the episode where he put up with Assanti, he went full Texan and wasnt a our to put up with his bullshit. I like based Nowzaradin.
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PLOT TWIST!!! SHE DIES ON THE OPERATING TABLE!!
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>first time under 500 in almost 20 years

jesus christ
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>>114860985
he's from Irarian ancestry, has fear for his life.
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N-no it's okay....
H-h-he's still losing!
It'll.... It'll get better....
Allan will be okay!!!
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>>114860985
TWO American flags and the TX flag. God bless him.
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WE'RE LOSING HER
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OH SHIT
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>>114861101
oh god was that the fatass who kept asking dr nwo if he believes in god at the end?
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SHE FUCKIN DIED
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OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUG
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FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
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they're killing Kuato
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WE KINO NOW
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OH SHIT LADS
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YESSSSS
DIEEEEEE HAHAHAHAHAHHA
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SHE'S FLATLINING
GET THE CRASH CART
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OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK
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>>114861101
>Docta Now do you believe in gawd?
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HOLY SHIT

FATTY GON DIE
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OH no
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PANIC
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O NO O NO O NO O NO
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OHNONONONONONO
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>>114861141

holy fucking shit, this man cannot be stopped

PLEASE tell me he's american born so he can run for president. otherwise we'll amend the constitution

oh shit plot twist
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LA GOBLINA ESTA MUERTE
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>THAT COMMERCIAL BREAK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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F
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>>114861121
>She dies
>Allan uses it as a wakeup call and becomes /fit/
It would be kino
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SHE'S DEAD!!!!
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oh shit
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WHAT THE FUCK NO
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Oh boy here we go.
Have we ever lost someone on this show?
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oh god oh fuck
oh god oh fuck
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>>114861081
Well, you were... kinda close
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>>114860707
Looks like he's the ONLY one now.
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>>114859688
I just want to pop in and say thanks to the fatfags for staying in only a few threads rather than spamming the whole board.
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>>114861104
What work?
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ANOTHER TWEEST!
has anyone died on the fucking show yet?
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OH FUCK SHE'S FATLINING
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one less fatty
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>TETSUOOOOOOOOOOO
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Everyone will die someday.
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>>114861241
this is the 2nd person who died this SEASON
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I DONT THINK ALLAN COULD HANDLE HER PASSING
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This is bingo anon, I’m sorry I can’t do the chart tonight. I am out of town and unable to plant myself in front of a screen for hours. I am glad to see somebody else doing it.
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>>114860985
Iranians are more american than the americans.
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>>114861224
F
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DONT CUT TO COMMERCIAL YOU BASTARDS
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MORREU A GORDA
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PLACE YOUR BETS LADS

DOES SHE MAKE IT OR NOT
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THIS IS THE BIGGEST FUCKING ROLLERCOASTER OF MY LIFE
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> turns out the "flatline" sound was just the microwave, her nuggets are ready
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>>114861250
he was the one who took care of her and did all the driving, she sat on her ass the entire time
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...Now a word for our defibrillation sponsor, come to JCPenny for shocking deals
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>>114861222
Iranian import, but one of the based ones that came over.
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>fatty just died
>"alive" commercial
Is this kino?
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>>114861298
she makes it
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>>114861273
And some will die this day.
V&A. That's who.
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Based Allan playing the long game. He's real happy he ate those burritos now.
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>>114861314
Not Cool! hahfsdhadhfahdfhahahahhahhalolokekekekekekek
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EXPECTATIONS OFFICIALLY SUBVERTED

GIVE THESE PRODUCERS THE EMMY
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>>114861249
We know not to spread our stench unlike gotturds, capeshitters and starshitters
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>>114861298
she gone
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why the fuck do they have to mention that a birth control pill doesnt prevent STIs????
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>See our ad in cosmopolitan or phone xxx-xxx-xxx
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>americans are conned into taking so much medication they have to hire people to sort it for them
kek based
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>>114861298
She makes it.
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She's going to that big buffet in the sky.
The Lord is my shepherd pie; I shall not want. He causes me to lie down in collard green pastures; He leads me beside still raging waters caprisuns. He restores my soul; He leads me in paths of righteousness for His name's sake.
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>>114861389
cuz us 'mericans are retarded
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>>114861323
And yet she lost but he FUCKED UP and didnt. Too bad.
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She's going to the big long john silvers in the sky.
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>>114861298
just barely makes it.
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>>114861389
People believe it does, a surprising amount of them actually.
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>>114861389

People are incredibly stupid, anon
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>I take pills every day

kek you americans are hilarious
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>"Surgery was a mistake."
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>>114861256
Robert
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hahahahahhaha this is what the fat cunt gets for sitting on doggos.
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>>114861298
she lives
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my mom washes before putting them in the dishwasher too

is this a femoid thing?
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>>114861298
rip mamacita
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>>114861432
Yeah, finna lose her life.
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>>114861298
We already had 1 death this season :(

Hope she makes it
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>>114861389
because americans are stupid and don't know shit about taking care of themselves.
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She back, I can't take this KINO
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>>114861484
No. Restaurants also rinse dishes before the dishwashers.
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OH FUCK SHE'S DYING
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Is...is she alive?
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SHE'S GOING TO MAKE IT
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hope you enjoyed that cheese robert
hope it real fucking tasty
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she survived
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>>114861512
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> "well, she's stabilized. but it took too long. she's in a coma."
> "what about him?"
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>>114861477
wasn't that after the show?
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SHE MADE IT
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>>114860985
>>114861141
A REAL AMERICAN
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>too fat to sit in a car without getting winded
>too fat to lie on an operating table without almost dying
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>>114861484
Shitty dishwashers don't always clean well. Not a woman thing.
Dishwashers are a waste of time and money.
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VNA's DNA needs to be monitored by a CNA
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Imagine coming out of anesthesia all drowsy and the first thing you see is Dr. Now 2 inches from your face telling you you literally just died.
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Dr. Now about to give her another heart attack. He needs to chill
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Does Justin Assanti stream?? He has equipment next to his computer that looks like a mic.
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>>114861579
No, it was during. They showed his funeral.
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>"I'm sick of protein"
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>>114861101
this is the correct answer
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>>114860623
>T. Fatty Boombalatty
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>>114860881
I'll climb you in a second beanstalk ass nigga wish I could literally piss in your face and run 2 mph away knowing you can't catch up, and not the sauce fatass



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