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Hey Merry, this is my daughter Eleanor. Isn't she lovely?
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>>114859313
*hits pipe*
sam, let me explain something ive been dwelling upon
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>>114859313
>literally marries a barmaid
I'll bet she's not his
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>>114859370
DON'T SAY IT, MERRY
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>>114859562
Just think about it rationally
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>>114859313
... Sam... I have to explain to you something...
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>>114859547
This
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Why didn't Sauron detected Gollum and Bilbo when they used the ring?
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>>114859313
>>114859370
>>114859453
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>>114859740
*AHEM*
*hits pipe*
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically
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>>114859313
Sam, just think about it logically
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>>114860115
>being too dumb to realize your ethnic group and thus your offspring benefits from well reared children of both sexes
>being an atomized americuck who will die alone full of sour grapes
I would have pity if you weren't so loathsome
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>>114860339
>getting roped in by a meme
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What do the following characters have all in common?
>Thingol
>Olwe
>Turgon
>Celeborn
>Tar-Palantir
>Elrond
>Sam
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>>114860339
>your ethnic group
nuclear cringe
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>>114860339
It’s a meme dude
You don’t need to criticise it in a thread started as a joke so that someone would post it
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>>114859547
>when sam was busy sharing the load rosie cotton was busy slamming ass all around the shire
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>>114859547
>Forgetting that Sam is now the biggest chad in the shire since he helped save the world
he's probably cucking her desu
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>>114859547
Sam’s a fucking war hero bro, he’s the most alpha in the shire now
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>>114860339
proof that /pol/ is cancer. faggots like this bring politics and race into every thread.
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>>114859874
No, he was distracted by the battle at his front gate.
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>>114860115
based and redpilled
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>>114859313
She was sharing plenty of loads.
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>>114860992
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Why is Merry such a chad and Pinpin such a cuck?
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>>114860339
Whew lad
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>>114861272
Wow nigga do you expect me to read all that shit
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>>114861272
>muh /pol/
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>>114860339
Someone hasn't thought about it rationally
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>>114860594
At least Thingol got something in exchange for his daughter. All the other dudes just got cucked. Imagine raising your elf daughter, feeding and housing her for centuries, just to have some dude come in and turn her into his personal fleshlight for free. Think about it logically.
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>>114859874
Because the ring had not yet awoken



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