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How would you have written season 8? no meme answers
JON SNOW, AS YOUR QUEEN I ORDER YOU TO PURGE THIS CITYAND THEN GIVE ME YOUR CUMMIES
Would night king winning have been the most Kino ending?
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In case anyone missed this.
Jon kills and Dany and suicuides by jumping the wall.
>>114858420Night King takes the iron throne, enlists Bobby B as hand of the king
>>114858445/rad/RADMURE RADMURE RADMURE
it should've ended with Jon being azor ahai, killing the night king marrying dany and becoming king and queen toghetter
>>114858459>Ned, we need to make more.
>>114858373jon will be king. leak is red herring
>>114858447Can she be redeemed?
First for the cuterest King
>>114858445>Disgusting Trout posterYour Kind ruin everything you touch, only the Blackfish and Edmure are untainted by your filth
>Jon Snow we have to punish you because Grey Worm will get mad that you killed his batshit insane queen>Grey Worm: OOGA BOOGA BIX NOOD DATS RITE WHITE BOI>leaves with rapists and dragons>Jon: Ok, so I'm not really punished, right?>Small Council: No you're still punished we made that mass murdering nigger a promise>:(
>>114858463>Drogon and Grey worm don't kill JonD&D really think anyone is going to buy that?
>>114858373It sucks how the hornwoods have one of the coolest sigils but get completely wiped out
>>114858528oh and the night king should've broken that annoying shit aryas neck
They didn't even have to fucking change the ends results of anything to not have Dany's turn to the dark side seem more reasonable.1. Rhaegal doesn't die to teleporting ships2. Everyone agrees to invade Kings Landing but stop if the bells ring3. Invasion goes fine and the bells ring4. Dany stops5. Cersei reveals the Scorpions and kills Rhaegal and maybe Missandei in a surprise attack6. THEN Dany goes ballistic and kills everyone.It's not that hard Dumb and Dumber.
>>114858463>tyrion sayd that the new King or Queen should decide what happens to JonJON IS THE NEW KING YOU FUCKING RETARDED DWARF THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT>Grey Worm accepts Jons punishmentAND WHO THE FUCK IS GREY WORM TO ACCEPTS THE TRUE HEIR TO THE IRON THRONE PUNISHMENT????????????
>her fate is going to be open ended.
eternally N + A = J
>>114858453Stannis or Littlefinger would have been the best
>>114858537Stannis will be King because I want it and Magic and Miracles exist.If magic and miracles didn't exist explain how bells make Dany believe the only way to free Westeros and Esso is by killing everyone?
why won't he just fuck his aunt
>>114858463>Drogon doesn't kill Jon on the spot, watches his literal mother die in front of himDabid and Dumber can't possibly be this retarded.....
>>114858666>explain how bells make Dany believe the only way to free Westeros and Esso is by killing everyone?1. Checked2. Dabid & Dabider are hacks
>>114858463A democratic vote to elect an autist. Tyrion is right, that is a dumb fucking idea.
>>114858463Surely this dog shit is a decoy ending, right?
>>114858453second most kino after>>114858528
Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
>>114858695Having sex with aunt or letting thousands of people die.
BASED GREAT LORDS>arryns>starks>baratheonsCringy LARPers>lannisters>tyrells>trouts>greyjoys
>Ian keeps spreading rumors about the books' release and George can't do anything to stop himBASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>114858644>The plot power of Ned's sperm>The physical perfection of Ashara>Trained to be warriors by uncle ArthurHow would these children not be more powerful than any other mortal
>>114858726It's surely the actual ending and you know it. It's stupid, it makes no sense, and leaves a bad taste in people's mouths>>114858724An autist who can mind control people mind you
>Jon has a vision of Ygritte being pregnant then dissolving in a pool of blood and feels guilt that he might've been the one to kill her and whether she was pregnant>Jon will Dany who'll reveal she's pregnant and the genocide was because of morning sickness and mood swings >takes the black out of guilt, being a kinslayer, an oathbreaker and a queenslayerCalling it
>>114858750she really is
>>114858703I guess they're gonna justify it with either Drogon "knowing" Jon did the right thing and therefore sparing him or Drogon not wanting to kill a Targaryen. Either way it's fucking retarded.
>>114858528Na, Dabid had to subvert our expectations and give us this trash instead.
>>114858463GOT was a mistake
>>114858695They explain it in the BTSYou see Jon, a man obsessed with duty, won't do his duty to the realm and unite the Norf & SoufEven though t*rgs are known for incest and starks are have a history of cousin/cousin aunt/nephew uncle/niece marriagesAnd even though literally the ep before the long nigh Jon flew off on a dragon to give his auntie cummies, he just cannot get it up anymoreIn short, have sex
>>114858808you'll find out when Jon claims Dawn as his birthright in Winds of Winter
>>114858601Burning the city after a suprise attack would have honestly been not crazy though, it's pretty understood that a fake surrender is one thing you can't perform in war and has absolutely awful consequences
>>114858808Also>pet dire wolves>pet dragons due valyrian blood>have fucking Dawn as swordOP as fuck
>>114858463>Drogon comesE6 goes full anime
>>114858782*blocks your path*
>>114858538The only way is exiling herself with Jon
>>114858463i dont believe it even if others are true
I honestly don't get it
>>114858564Don't forget the Dothraki who are honor bound as bloodriders to avenge Daenerys by killing whoever killed her
>>114858445if you're asking, you're not following the story
>>114858453they needed to interweave the two plotlines properly, not do first one then they other.but if they couldn't do both at once they definitely shouldn't have done the Night King first.
>>114858886>Burning the city after a suprise attack would have honestly been not crazy though,Good, she needs to go on a violent rampage first and then show that the carnage affected her after. They skipped the middle step.
>be me >340lbs of curvy valyrian goddess >chilling on the iron throne (which is mine, fuck off stanni(gger)s)>browsing the weirnet>read all the mean things people are saying about me on /tv/>feel sad >cry a little bit >order another village be burned down>feel happy againLife is good
>>114858420>How would you have written season 8?I would have to completely rewrite seasons 5-8.
>>114858960>Don't forget the Dothraki>honestly implying D&D rememeber anything about Dothraki culture
>>114858463Jews were a mistake
>>114858666So the Lord of Light was Satan all along
>>114858960to be fair there shouldn't be any left after ep3
>>114858463this is retarded. I bet this is what happens.
>>114858601They can't make it unambiguous that Dany is evil and Jon has no choice and is a good guy for killing her. There can be no nuance, no grey, no subtlety, nothing but black and white
>>114858463full grown dragon lands in thrown room and somehow picks up danykek...fake
>>114858463how does drogon melt the iron throne but fail to melt dany?
>>114858463Praying this is fake.
>>114858882Unironically hope N + A = J. Fuck Rhaegar's autist prophecy, this seems more interesting plus I'm an unapologetic Ned fag
>>114858463LOL Sam who bailed on his maester training?
>>114858463genuinely reads as a more detailed version of the earlier leaks.I'm sure in practice there will be lots of vapid filler both before and after Dany is stabbed, as D&D can't literally have her die in the first 10 minutes.
BENEATH THE GOLD
>>114859086>full grown dragonHe can still triple in size
>>114859015>/tv/>talking shit about mad Dany???
>>114859095You know goddamn well it's not.
>>114859086the keep is probably in ruins
>>114859106Ned is a character I can relate to. Short and autistic, but stern and stoic.
>>114858528Cringe disney ending
>>114858463>mfw thats the actual ending
>>114858666st*nnis killed the best king through demon magic.
>>114858420there is no way to really fix season 8, you'd have to go back to season 5 and start from there. that's where the shit started seeping in.
>>114858969seriously i was expecting a three way war or something. It's like they were actively trying to make up the worst possible outcome
>>114858463>D.B. Weiss: We’ll in an undisclosed location, turning off our phones and opening various bottles.ARE YOU READY FAGGOTS
>>114859160I mean, according to the new leaks she was killing everyone to "free them"I suppose Griffith was just massaging the inside of Casca's vagina to check for a yeast infection, and also that Shogo was just giving Akane's friend a nice haircut.Fucking hacks
>>114859106R+L is just so fucking lazy.>hey you know the protagonist who's spent his life suffering under the stigma of being a bastard? TURNS OUT he's actually the legitimate son of that prince everyone thought was cool! what a twist!Would anyone actually be happy with Jon is le secret Targ?
>>114859136I think it will be about midway through the episode, so they'll have enough time for filler before and after
>>114858463>Knights Watchshow watchers trying to come up with spoilers are obvious
>>114859015>/tv/ insulting Dany after she became /ourgirl/
>>114858463this is to be retarded to be real
>>114859008i was talking about book arya but maisie is also cute
>>114859059And yet they do and they've multiplied since then as we can see in the trailer
Ok so but in the end, what was his master plan?
>>114859048Why are there an ice satan and a fire satan
>Dany just fucking dies in the first 15 minutes of the next episodeepic
>>114859223it would subvert your expectations for sure
>>114859234Sort yourself out bucko
>>114858644ned + ashara = young griff
>>114859247hopefully bottles of barbituates.
>>114856960WHERES MY FUCKING PARLIAMENT DABID >9 guys running the nation>somehow supposed to represent progresswesteros is massive right?how come 13th century England could call on 7 earls/dukes, 41 Barons, 73 knights, 70 Prelates and 2 representives from each city but Westeros can't find more than 9 guys most of which have no experience?
>>114858463D&D need to die.
>>114859300To get the Iron Throne
>>114858463Just have Dany kill everyone and marry the Night King (hes somehow alive), better than this trashNight King probably isn’t afraid of sex
>>114858463HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA IT'S SO BAD
>>114859310Gods are cunts, everyone is cunts, our one true god is the bells who tell us we gotta kill and rape everyone to free them
>>114858601D&D specifically set it up to make Dany's behavior completely gratuitous. it was their demented attempt to match the Red Wedding, showing that they recognized the potential of the books without ever understanding them. the only question for me is when they came up with the idea: the show has been so bad for so long that I like to think they've been desperately improvising and took 2 years because this was all they could come up with.
>>114858447"Aren't you a little short for a Targaryen?"
Gods book fags are so retarded
>>114858799based barristan playing 4D chess so that the fat fuck release the book
>>114859272>but maisie is also cute
bookfag who hasn't been here since s3 just checking in to say, no matter how much of a shitshow they made of grrm's ending, i'm really fucking glad they killed the tyrion is a secret targ theories
>>114859413DnD have always shown enthusiasm for gore murder and rape, but when it comes to characters actually having a brain they seem clueless.
>>114859234>Stannis I Baratheon>Robert I Baratheon>RenlyFucking Renlyfags
>>114858463i don't buy it, this is just some of the earlier leaks expanded on with speculation. sam is not a maester, so how would he end up a grand maester? sam is most likely just going back to horn hill and that's the end of his story.
>>114859317Looks like you got.. hmm.. subverted? huh, guy?
>>114858463There's something about this that's so bad, it's like how much more bad could this be? And the answer is none. None more bad.
>>114859472HAHAHAOH THIS IS HILARIOUSYOU'RE MAKING THE ARGUMENT THAT THE LEAK WON'T BE TRUE BECAUSE IT MAKES NO SENSEHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH LOOK AT THIS FAGGOT
>>114858463>Drogon comes and is standing over her body and he burns or melts the Iron Throne and carries her away.GAME. SET. MATCH.
>>114859008Poor Maisie. It's not her fault she's a picture of Dorian Gray for the show's quality.
>>114858695why won't he KEEP fucking his aunt, you mean.they were going at it like bunnies when he found out. all he had to do was not to give a shit.
>>114858420Entire season is just the long night, ten episodes each with a main or supporting character getting viciously murdered, NK killed on the 9th episode followed by a quick denouement episode as is tradition. Then 9th season is them turning to Cersei
>>114859483They could have Arya kill Dany, but that's about it.
>NK is supposed to be the big bag>turns out it was the game of thrones all alongreally gets the noggin' joggin'
>>114859472I think it's fucking retarded, too, but it's from a verified leaker, so I have a really bad feeling that it's all true.
Have I just not been paying attention, or has the soundtrack this season been really lacking?Only thing that really caught my ear was that they did a sort of fucking Terminator 2 motif for the Night King in episode 3, which isn't goodSeason 6's OST was insane. We'll never hear such splendour again.
>>114858463This sounds 100% plausible. People are going to riot in the streets if Dany dies in like the first third of the episode, holy fuck. >>114859270Au contraire, my friend, it's too retarded to be fake.
>>114859483Bronn killing drogon would be suicide watch material
RIGHT NOW WHO CONTROLS STORM'S END?
>>114859106>He thinks Catelyn and Cersei are right about Jon's mother>Fucking Catelyn and Cersei
>>114859585I still think this is possible, I mean if your are going to go full shitshow go all the way
Why doesn't arya just assasinate everyone?
>>114859272>maisie is also cute
>>114859624The soundtrack has been absolute shit since season 3. Arguable season 3 only had one good track too, being rains of castamere. I fucking hate how they've reused the same music, just remixed, from season 1 for the entire series.
>>114858538if there was a night king to defeat then maybe
>>114859243if GRRM ever finishes the books it's going to be chaos in the south with multiple dragons involved being controlled by different sides, including by the side who is allied with the Others. I still have hope that fat man has a real ending for this stupid story.
>>114859259ya cause targs are cool
>>114859540youd think a person who has access to leaks knows its nights watch and not knights watch... it's the speculation of a 14 year old retard using the earlier leaks to expand on it. any dipshit can do that, even you sweetie
I can't even honk anymore. What the fuck is this shit
>>114858463At least Arya dies searching the West like everyone else that's ever tried.
Are we the baddies?
>>114859259This. It seems to violate the core principles of the series.
>>114859220Ned isn't short
>>114859585If anyone other than Jon kills Dany then he's king, killing Dany is his only way out
>>114859260the preview suggests we're going to have to put up with more of Tyrion realizing that war is bad 8 seasons after he personally participated in his first battle. the hitler imagery is offensive on every level, I hope they double down on it to the point that it becomes completely fucking ridiculous. if we're really lucky Emilia will overact a lot and rant like Domnhall Gleeson in TFA.
>>114859820He is. I don't know if he is particularly short but he is described shorter than his brother.
>>114859827Good point although I don’t think it would matter to D&D
>>114858463>they don't have a master of laws and whisperersthose positions a bit useless now you have an omniscient king
>>114859742Was it S3 that gave us A BEAR A BEAR
>>114858463Is this come cope out to not kill the brown invaders? They just leave? huh.
>>114859742>I fucking hate how they've reused the same music, just remixed, from season 1 for the entire series.>what are leitmotifs?
>>114859730i mean who is in control of it right now? has the castle been empty since renly's murder? fuck man you'd think we'd get to see some of the stormland houses
>>114859901"Bran kinda forgot how to warg"
>>114858808Ser Duncan from the prequels had like, pre-Namek Goku levels of power.
>>114858463>the council is led by Sansawhythis is actually the worst part
>Peasants of kings landing>''''''''''innocent'''''''''''''imagine complaining that the pieces of shit who cheered Ned Stark's death are innocent. They deserved nothing but the most horrible and painful deaths imaginable
>>114859901There hasn't been a master of law since Renly.
>the men of the Golden Company mingle with Jon's troops, showering Jon with gifts and the songs of their company>Jon smiles, enjoying this valuable cultural exchange>a wall explodes in flame>suddenly, the camera pans to the thundering stampede of a thousand still-alive Dothraki galloping through the gap on their steeds>we see Dany soaring above them on Drogon, driving them to fight with a flaming whip>"FORM RANKS, YOU DOGS">in the distance, King's Landing women and children are burning, the soundtrack a high, screaming wail>"TAKE THE WOMEN FOR OUR THRALLS," Dany shouts. "FEED THE BABES TO THE DRAGON">"Yes," cries Grey Worm. "Drogon hungers!">Jon looks on, his face grief-stricken>"Seven save us," he whispers, "she's even making the women and children pay the iron price!"
>>114858849Fuck off with that bullshit. Drogon literally lives to burn people to a crisp. He doesn't give a fuck about "the right thing". He only cares about his mother.
So I get it. Dany thinks the only way to save everyone is by killing them.But is the rape necessary? Could she explain to Jon why killing people is necessary? Or is this just reallllllllllllly stupid poetry that idiots will praise later on because in another series a character who is linked to Dany is triggered by bells?
>>114859995Are you >implying that salad is an oathbreaker and isn't smart
>>114859247>>114859384they're going to need something stronger than alcohol for this, I vote for bleach.
>>114860057The rape is necessary because it justifies her raping Jon later
Official GOT power rankings:1. Arya Stark (best plot armor + can assassinate everything and everyone+ teleportation)2. Dany and her one dragon (plot armor + can destroy everything except NK and Arya)gap3. Ramsay and his 20 good men (can destroy entire armies)4. Euron (teleportation among other skills)5. Jon Snow (plot armor)
Something that bothers me is that the show acted like Varys knew all along what Dany would do, saying shit like "You're afraid of her." to Tyrion even though by that point Dany hadn't done anything evil.
I've completed my work on an upgrade to our anti-dragon ballistas, Your Grace. The MIM-104 Patriot missile is a surface-to-air missile (SAM) system, designed to be launched from the ground to destroy dragons. It has an operational range of 96-160 kilometers and flies at 4 times the speed of sound. It will destroy your enemies with great efficiency.
>>114858463>council of Westeros just happens to be made up and agreed to be the handful of cast members that are leftI hope d&d get struck by lightning
>>114858463This sounds like Arya is getting a spin-off
>>114858463how the fuck is this 80 minutes?
>>114859283GET TONY ON IT NOW
>>114859817Wat yew sayin' gazza?it'z nout diffr'nt from a friday nite at da inn.
>>114860154Varys is basing his assessment ENTIRELY on how she acted at the feast
>>1148601350. D&D (disappointing fans of the book)
>>114859300he pitched the madDany idea to D&D
WoT will surpass GoT
>>114858463>Dany is going to die halfway through the finale
>>114860176They'll just add more filler scenes.
>>114858808Shame. Such a shame.
>>114859895I always imagined brandon as a hulking 6 foot+ chad while ned was in the 5 10 - 5 11 above average range
>>114860138I sincerely wonder what Grrms thoughts are on this shitshow of a season. I mean memes aside these multi-mullion $ companies do pay attention to this shit, so someone somewhere must be fucking seething at the blowback from everything
>>114860138>Only 8Even when normalfags understand something is very wrong they miss the point
>>114860228What did she do at the feast? Didn't she just name Gendry a Lord?
the meme became real>we see Daenerys cowering on the Throne as the doors burst open>Jon enters carrying a glowing sword while flanked by the ancient Stark Kings>"Ah, my Jon..." Daenerys is visibly shaking as she talks>Jon starts speaking to himself, "You no longer need to sacrifice for your people. You no longer need to bear the weight of your crown. I've taken care of everything">Jon grabs her by the neck>"What is this? What are you doing, my love?">"Succeeding you, Daenerys">Jon stabs her through the breast>When his sword is withdrawn it is burning with light>Jon walks out of the throne room and addresses the destroyed city>"This Kingdom shall fall, and from the ashes shall arise a new order that will shake the very foundations of the world!">fade to black>written by D&D
>>114860255>WoT will surpass GoTnot a chance
>>114860038Does Westeros even have laws? It seems like the only thing people can agree on in this universe is to not kill family members and to respect the king.
>>114858463The 6th paragraph just reads like bad fanfiction. It must be true
>>114860154The only way to make sense of the Mad Dany plotline is to imagine that Varys, Sansa, and Tyrion have all read the script. The entire basis for Dany thinking Jon is more popular than her is L I T E R A L LY just that more people talked him up at a post-battle party IN HIS OWN HOME!Are we supposed to suddenly forget that the Reach, the Iron Islands (under Yara) and the Tyrells all pledged to support Dany for the throne?Holy fuck, it's actually comical at this point.
>>114860138>this guy has probably gotten like $100,000 in tips just for making a quick 5 sentence petitionDamn, wish I thought of this.
>GoT ending will go down in infamy>will be considered worse than Lost>George will be berated into depression>will die of fat having failed to correct his legacy>notes burned>name forgotten except as a joke in English classes about tropes and subversionScreenshot this
>>114860296Do you really think he gives a shit? He gave up on finishing the series ages ago and has made a shitton of money off of HBO.
>>114860038And even then Renly was a kiss ass yes man who broke the laws immediately after robert dies. When was the last time there was an actual effective master of laws
>>114860293I don't necessarily disagree with you. For me, Ned has always been somewhere between 170-180cm and Brandon being little shorter than Robert.
>>114860154Reminder that Varys is responsible for everything currently wrong in Westeros, he told Aerys that Rhaegar planned the Tourney at Harrenhal with the intention of conspiring with the houses and lords against him, which caused the entire shitshow of Robert's Rebellion etc.
>>114858463>The new leadership, made of Jon's friends and family, banish him to the wall for killing a mass murdererThat would be absolutely fucking retarded. There's literally no reason for the NW to even exist now. Unless they come up with some bullshit reason like that the NK isn't actually beat, which would make you wonder why Bran, who can see in space and time, wouldn't have fucking mentioned that sooner. Plus who would want to see Jon punished? The only ones who would want justice for the killing of Dany are the Dothraki and Unsullied, who would absolutely be kicked the fuck out of Westeros by the new leaders. No Westerosi house would ever support Dany after what she did. Even if they hated the Lannisters
>>114860135not including the iron born sniper at all and others likedoble armas arthur daynemartillo de guerra robert baratheon
>>114858528what's amazing to me about this whole debacle is that they didn't just do an underwhelming conservative ending like Breaking Bad. if Dany/Jon/both die fighting the Night King and the good guys win, that was all they had to do. everyone would have been interested enough in how it happened to not need any real twists even.
>>114859472it's gonna be real and it's gonna be awful
>>114858463>RoyceWHAT IS IT WITH THESE JEWS AND BEING LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYWHERE
>>114860408Renly never had a chance--he should have allied with Stannis
>>114860296>lord too fat to writes opinion matteringHe sold out and stopped caring awhile ago.
>>114860310It's just her looking uncomfortable and storming out of the room in a huffnote Varys doesn't even talk to her to find out what's wrong, or even assume it might be because her good friend Jorah just died, it MUST be because she's going nuts
Get ready for the shittiest fucking ending in television history. These last three cluster fucks of seasons have been a roller coaster ride from hell to deal with. I don't know if I can make it.
>If I huff a lot of paint thinner and then put Stannis' theme in the background while watching this shit, maybe I'll hallucinate the Return of the KingIt's the one option I see left to me
>>114860358This is the worst part. It's so disappointing that there's no way anyone would make it up. This has to be it.>>114860431>The only ones who would want justice for the killing of Dany are the Dothraki and Unsullied, who would absolutely be kicked the fuck out of Westeros by the new leaders.As retarded as it is, by the show's logic they're essentially the only meaningful standing army at this point.
>>114858463everything about this "council" is an abortion
>>114858559please god let it be this stupid. also I hope they awkwardly try to gloss over the fact that the Night's Watch doesn't actually fucking exist any more.
>>114859810That's a cute drawing.
>>114859472>sam is not a maester, so how would he end up a grand maester?Cersei has no claim to the throne and no base of support, so how would she end up Queen of the Seven Kingdoms?
>>114859015>morbidly obese NEET dany will never shit in your mouthit hurts brehs
>>114858420They have to go back to like season 4-5 because that is where it started to fundamentally diverge. Things like fAegon and the Dornish plot are there in the books for a reason, and because they omitted or replaced them, the plot and characters got all fucked. But if we only could fix season 8, there needed to be at least 10 episodes, the Long Night as an actual threat, and writers who don't use "She forgot" as a plot device.
>>114858445Elmo and Kermit
>>114858564fire cannot kill a dragon
ALL HAIL THE NEW KING
>>114860431I think they did it to appease Grey Worm? Idk, it seems like nobody cares about it once the Unsullied fuck off back to Essos
>>114858960the Dothraki don't exist except when they are summoned. remember how last episode they vanished before the town surrendered to avoid having to explain why the Dothraki would consider stopping slaughtering people even for a second? it's like that.
>>114859300CRASHING THIS REALM
>>114860387>Tormund praises Jon>Tormund, who is Jon's good friend and has known him a long time>Tormund, who just praised Dany too>Tormund, who isn't even a subject of the Iron Throne>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO ONE LOVES ME HERE
>>114860318>and who>are you
>>114860318>The ghost of Aerys II appears over a dying Dany.>"Father... is it over?">"At long last. No queen rules forever, my girl.">"I see.... only darkness......."
requesting all your coughing varys memes pls, they are my new favourites
Who has more meme energyBobby BorStannis
>dany is kill>unsullied and dothraki and dragon don't immediately start killing everyone
>>114860387Fucking this, she probably has more support in sheer manpower overall than the manlet, and if she really needs to fuck she can just call Yara, it'd be more pleasing for her anyways. Everything is gone Absolutely retarded, and the only thing that's been even remotely good is learning that Emilia Clarke plays unhinged Dany amazingly
>>114859472>sam is not a maester, so how would he end up a grand maester?You're really counting on D&D to care about things like narrative consistency and logic?
>>114859259I agree. They should've subverted our expectations of R+L=J and had his parents be complete nobodies. Just some random boy Ned saved.
>>114859048well, lucifer brings light and shit, hence morningstar
>>114860618What the fuck did Jon ever do to Grey Worm that they need to appease him? Refuse to butcher a surrendered army and massacre civilians?
>>114859742the last great soundtrack was Hardhome. go listen to it again, it works great and is actually tonally interesting unlike most of the endlessly reorchestrated themes. .
>>114858420Danaerys dies in the Battle for Winterfell after three days of fighting.Jon kills the Night King. He becomes Lord of Winterfell, and Sansa becomes his heir.Tyrion takes Arya to King's Landing and shows her the passage Jamie used to smuggled him out of the city. Arya sneaks in and kills Cersei. Jamie dies while protecting Cersei from Arya.Melisandre dies while resurrecting Stannis. He takes the Iron Throne and rules justly, with Davos taking his role as Hand.Sam chokes on a ham sandwich and dies. Sam Jr is crushed under Sam's fat form. Euron raids the undefended King's Landing, and sails to Essos for further raids.Bran is still crippled. Paul Ryan makes a special appearance and throws him off a cliff.
>>114860605>my soul when drogon breathes fire on jon, turning his hair white
>>114860778He killed his queen, I guess it's a "compromise" to prevent even more pointless deaths
>>114859936The newer renditions of the winterfell theme sound so bad that I genuinely think they get them off some amateur youtube remixer. Why can't they bring back good pieces like the Iron Price theme.
>>114860699We are going to go liberate slaves now bye!
>>114860822and his eyes a bright, otherworldly blue
>>114860699Unsullied are basically robots, the don't do anything unless expressly ordered to.Most likely they should all commit sudoku since they failed protecting their master.
>>114860138Had this meme site ever had an impact on anything? Ever?
>>114860496Yeah this is how I feel at this point. Maybe I can get so fucking drunk Stannis will return in the end.
>>114860742>and if she really needs to fuck she can just call Yara, it'd be more pleasing for her anyways>implying scissoring and fingering are better than a good dicking
>>114860742>Emilia Clarke plays unhinged amazinglydo you really think that the mentally unhinged part is acting?
>>114859742In season 4 i cant remember if its during tommens coronation or joffreys marriage but it has this beautiful rendition of the baratheon theme
>>114860778>What did Jon ever do to Grey Worm that requires him to be appeased by the new council punishing himI don't know anon, maybe backstabbing their Messiah?
>>114860605*sprouts wings and flies away*
>>114859698Tyrion and Varys, both abundantly concerned about the collateral damage possible in King's Landing, had knowledge of the hidden passageways of the Red Keep. They also had a Night King killing caliber assassin and the Hound willing to go on a suicide mission to kill Cersei and her top bodyguard. They had a smuggler to get both right to the doorstep of those secret passages + Grey Worm and whoever else if they desired. They didn't leverage this at all.
its treason to kill your enemies?
>>114858420>How would you have written season 8?It's impossible to salvage Mad Queen Dany with a six-episode season where we still have to dispose of the White Walkers and no prior buildup, so we need to jettison it and go for the formulaic good vs. evil ending.E1 and E2 can stay mostly as they are. E3 should result in a victory, but NK nukes King's Landing like people thought he might. Cersei can escape north with a good chunk of the Golden Company to keep the political intrigue alive. Episodes 4 and 5 are the struggle against the Night King, with Bran playing a key part, and episode 6 is the political fallout. If Dany still needs a tragic end she can die either against the WWs or Cersei instead of becoming queen.
I wonder if she dreams about running away with Bonifer Hasty and crying silently when she wakes up.
>>114860432>iron born sniperisn't that Euron?
>>114860952Tyrion kind of forgot about the hidden passagewaysDavos kind of forgot that he was a smugglerArya kind of forgot her training
>>114858447>all of them, your grace?
LOL AND WHAT IF IT WAS ALL JUST A DREAM?
>>114860836>>114860930It doesn't even matter, they fuck off back to Essos anyway
>>114860930no, the question is why anyone fucking cares about Grey Worm's opinion?
>>114860952Turn off your brain incelits a show about dragons and zombies not politicsCalibrate youre tv and Have sex
>>114860784Sounds like music from the Dark Knight trilogy, or any other thriller film.
>>114860908>Implying the female leader of an island of notorious rapists is a worse lay than the manlet with the confirmed small cockBeing related to Euron gives her a bigger dick than Jon
>>114860981not at all, lord karstark
>>114858463>dany dies mad and alone as a 1d evil character>jon, the good guy, saves the day by killing dany with no emotion>jon reunites with tormund and ghost.>Model UN club starts.can someone pls tell me theres more to it than this simplicity. I cant have my bb die like this!
>>114860895There time with dany has humanized them, hence their behaviour during last episode
>>114860908most women can't come from internal stimulation alone, you innocent soul you.
>Jon stabs Dany>thinks she's dead>Drogon flies her away to Braavos to Lady Crane>after some soup, milk of the poppy and a good night's rest Dany is fine again>learns Jon's gone to exile North>flies there>Drogon spotted by Manderly sailors>gets relayed to Sam who tells Bran>Bran checks it out>Dany is genociding the Wildlings and Jon>she's even making the women and children pay the iron price>Bran mentally jacks offThat rascal
>>114860836>>114860930A dead Queen has no pull in court. Literally no one should care what Grey Worm wants
>>114860916she probably just needs to think what they've done to her character and the unhinged part comes naturally.
>>114861093Just be glad that she got to go out with the most based moment she's ever had in the entire show. I wish we were getting more than one episode of Palpatine Dany.
>>114861061Because he can literally cause a massive horde of rapists and robots chimp out on an already decimated city
>>114859059>>114859275>>114860629All the food from the Highgarden caravan and the rocks and trees that used to surround King's Landing were harvested to create new Dothraki, Age of Empires style.
>>114859990He was basically a slightly shorter, FAR more heroic/noble Gregor Clegane.
Ok I'm just wondering, during Robert's Rebellion, what was the strategic importance of Storm's End? Why did Stannis have to hold it? The entire war took place north of King's Landing
>>114861159>Literally no one should care what Grey Worm wantsDo we need to read you the "power is power" speech again, anon?Grey Worm is camped in the capital of the Seven Kingdoms with enough dickless Spartans to have every last Stark executed if he so chooses.
>>114859086>kek...fakei want to share the kek with you, but we know this is what D&D gonna do
>>114860952>>114861028>>114861072Dany just needed to know which window of the Red Keep was Cersei's bedroom. she could have flown there at night and incinerated her at literally any time without even needing an army.honestly, it's almost as if the story requires a more important and powerful enemy to have dramatic stakes!
>>114861023better question is why did that pious fucker grab her and fuck off to Braavos. Westeros is shit anyways.
>>114858463>burns or melts the thronebut why?
>>114861282I guess same thing than with Stalingrad. It was an important symbol.
>>114861227Ok, they say that Jon will go to the wall and Nigger Worm fucks off to EssosWhat is stopping them from reverting Jon punishment
>>114858373D&D literally had Sandor say “look at me!” in his last scene with Arya because that’s the line that got him cast in the show. They put that in for personal reasons and it totally ruined my immersion. It’s like when they ruined the house of the undying so they could drink beer with Jason Mamoa.
>>114861227Then you lie to the retard. "Hey look, Jon is going to take the black (because you are intimately aware of our system of justice and customs) in penance for killing Queen Dany. Now go back to Essos to ensure the cities remain free from slavers."
>>114858463>reunites with Tormund and GhostAll I care about really. Glad they meet again.
>>114859796>youd think a person who has access to leaks knows its nights watch and not knights watchMaybe that just shows how little he cares about the right name for the place.
>>114861231>mfw the only people happy that Dany won are literally all foreigners
In the final episode Jon flies Drogon to the moon and the heat from Jon's chiseled abs cracks the moon and out pours a thousand thousand dragons who kill everyone.It was foreshadowed.
>>114861159>Pull in courtThere is a horde of horse fuckers and dickless Spartans out there who will start executing and raping every living being they see if they learn their Messiah died and the one person they trust doesn't smooth it over for them
>>114861336I'd have to imagine that the idea of being caught after running off with a princess at the time bares a VERY high penalty.
>>114861394>It’s like when they ruined the house of the undying so they could drink beer with Jason Mamoa.????
>>114861206honestly I like to think it could have been fun for a while. the trouble is that she would have needed goals beyond "Dany smash!" and an actual plotline and motives and hard stuff like that.
>>114859682kek thiscersei is literally wrong about EVERYTHING
>>114858463This is so bad holy shit. reads like a bad fanfic this is gonna piss off everyone...can't wait!
>>114861453See >>114861349 and >>114861398
>>114861349>>114861398Hey it's shit writing anons, I'm just as infuriated as you guys, they literally don't have to do shit to Jon since they apparently fuck off anyway
>>114861453>>114861301So have the all powerful Bran worg into Drogon and kill them all, then fly him straight into the ocean
>>114858463>The ending is this badAt least Grrm will have a better one, right goys?
>>114861342seriously go check wikipedia
>>114858420Dany conquers King's Landing and opens a Starbucks where the Sept of Baelor used to be. The final scene shows every major character waiting patiently in line at the counter, including the Night King.Bran, who is sitting at a small table by the window, hears his number called and says "Oh, that's me." before nonchalantly getting up from his chair, walking over to the counter and grabbing his coffee.The end.
Grey Worm knows the NK is dead. Why the fuck would he accept sending Jon to the wall as a punishment?
>>114861586I suppose cardiac arrest is a better ending than that shit
>>114861466They said the reason they changed it from the book scene was because it gave them a chance to bring back Khal Drogo for a scene and Dabid and Dab said he was such a cool guy that they wanted an excuse to bring him back to the set to chill.
>>114859472AHAHAHAHHAHAHA IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS TRUE! D&D "KIND OF FORGOT" HOW MAESTERS WORK! KILL ME
>Threat of White Walkers is gone>Wildlings at peace>Wall has a giant fucking hole>All of them diedDid D&D kind of forget that there is no Night's Watch left and that there is no reason to re-establish it?
>>114858463> Sam suggest for a democratic vote for the new King
>>114861623stop coming up with better ideas than what will be in the show you asshole
Fugg. I guess I was too late.114861711114861711114861711
>>114861702And what's the difference between show version and book version?
>>114859810>Doesn't know about Suimen Hokou no Gyou that she's learnedGet a load of this gimp
He stiffened and wondered if he should stop Brienne. A memory was returning to him. One he thought was forgotten.Cersei was delirious with power after the torture of Ellaria Sand and one of her daughters. She was beautiful and savage, cool and queenly even as she knelt at his feet and sucked his cock. Showing she overheard the conversation he had with Euron Greyjoy, she sank a finger in his ass. He was too shocked to warn her and came. Cersei never cared for his taste, or Robert’s. But for that night, he had a free pass.Absolutely based
>>114861744Aaaand, I fucked up the link like a newfag>>114861711>>114861711>>114861711
>>114861737>tfw I read this in Johnny Sack's voice with his actual deliveryhey a good show, remember those?
>>114861772In the book she sees Rhaegar playing his harp it’s his child’s song and it’s the song of ice and fire. They literally cut the fucking titular line from the entire book series so D&D could get drunk with an actor they thought was cool and had to force him to hang out with them. The scene in the book also had Dany see a blue rose at the Wall, a hint to Jon’s parentage.
>>114861206NO DONT HAVE HER DIE IN MADNESS PLSSSSSSSSSSSS I NEVER BEGGED FOR ANYTHING BEFORE!
>>114858463So uh... what's Bran's tax policy?
>>114862018Holy shit D&D needs to get fucking gassed>so D&D could get drunk with an actor they thought was cool and had to force him to hang out with themKojima effect lmao
>>114859472>sam is not a maester, so how would he end up a grand maester?pffffffahahahhahahahyou think dabid and dabiel care about these "details"?
>>114860952The Hound and Arya fighting their way through the Red Keep as they sneak around like Conan in the first movie in Tulsa Doom's palace would've been kino.
>>114859015This is literally Bran you Targaryanigger
>>114859234>joffrey is confirmed as a bastard due to blonde hair>renly has light brown hair
>>114861406you filthy reddit casual. Dany dying in jons arms full of regret/remorse while both are in love was the ultimate kino ending.>"we shouldve never left the waterfall up north"jon just forgetting her, and hanging with pals up north is just cold and uncharacteristic
>>114861027no i mean the iron born men who rescued yara and the one who defended bran at winterfell
>>114861725who said they would reestablish it? not trying to contradict you just missed that
>>114860387 Sounds like borderline personality disorder. If you think about it in terms like that, everything makes sense.