SEASON FINALE IN 5 MINUTESGET IN HERE
also bughead is endgame
I can handle game of thrones threads but if you watch riverdale and aren't a 15 year old girl you should unironically commit suicide
>>114855757DON'T EVEN TALK ABOUT THE SHOW IN HEREWAIFUS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM, OR YOU'RE ALL GETTING SHOT
>>114855984top waifu reporting in
Finally it ends
what is this show even about? is it just 90210 for the 2019s?
What the fuck, is he going to lobotomize her
>>114856188it's a campy waifu simulator, basically
Nice, mass suicide time.
>Nun with a gun This fucking show
>>114855879Jughead can watch while Betty gets bred by Archie
>>114855757it's time bros
>>114856723Gargoyle King is Chic
Uh, why did they accept those invitations again?
>>114856723sounds like the worst tweest ever imaginable
Did Penelope Blossom always have a lisp?
>>114856878they didnt want to be rude.
Fuck me Cheryl
Can someone explain the dumb twist about how the game got so popular? The understand the Chic stuff but not why everyone became brainwashed and obsessed with a meme game.
What the fuck is even happening
Jeez Archie, you fared better against the actual bear.
>>114857190kino is happening
>>114857155Teens are stupid.Also, how the fuck isn't Archie dead?
If someone would have told you three seasons ago that Archie would be fist fighting a guy dressed like a bear, would you believe it?
>>114857155I remember at some point they were talking about it and I got the impression that because everything in the game is based off of actual stuff in Riverdale it's somehow subconsciously immersive to the point of actual addiction, or something stupid like that.
Oh god he dug up Jason's corpse
>>114856357edgar and evelyn are going to (attempt) mass suiciding everyone else and skip town, calling it
>”Hey I know you’re dying of poison right now but I need to stop and talk to you about my feelings”
Bad timing, Archie.
>>114858064Whatever else happens they need to level that convent.
Oh man I haven't laughed this hard for a long time
So how will the next season continue to be more insane? I think they’ve covered almost everything by this point: the mob, serial killers, affairs, drugs, biker gangs, cults, boxing, etc.
So Jughead's challenge was fighting a fag?
>>114858299Pod people.Or a Red Dawn scenario if they're not ready to go full supernatural yet.
>>114858299Just nonstop orgies all season
>>114855757Imagine watching a show only due to the fact that you want to fuck the female leads
>>114858518I can think of far worse reasons.
>>114858518I watch it for the over-the-top moments
>>114858518Cheryl’s boobs look so good in that sweater tonight.
>>114858299Is it too late to bring in Sabrina or has the Netflix show killed any chance?
>>114858740Finally some good fucking taste. I'm so surprised she doesn't get more foot scenes.
This is such a hot mess. What was even the point of playing the game if she was just going to say they should die anyway
>A bunch of chicks dhow up with bows and arrow with a bunch of leather dude to fight a bunch of weird hippiesWhat the fuck
W H A THAT
SABRINA CROSSOVER HAPPENING NOW
I like the writing in Riverdale because you know there’s absolutely no one saying no. Anything Roberto turns in instantly gets made.
Cheryl has lost itTime for necrophilia incest
>Cheryl was disturbed by her brother being dug up but now loves it
Locking the man up in his own prison, great idea
>Hiram Lodge ended up in his own prisonThat doesn't seem... effective.
Alice playing the long con goddamn
Okay this is now fucking telenovela level of fucked up
WHAT THE FUCK
I’m looking forward to the kids just going back to high school! I’m sure nothing insane will happen this time. :^)
WHAT THE FUCK?
>Fourway ends in murder savage
this is fucking kino
Okay, important question:Are they going to burn their underwear?
Is this going to be a misdirection? I can’t imagine anyone would want to watch them murder Jug and try to get away with it. It also looks like it’s after they would go swimming in that pond which the show would feature often.
>>114859734Asking the important questions.
>>114859734I wish Riverdale was on HBO so they could have full nudity
>>114859801there's no way he's murdered, he's the narrator for the whole series
>>114859801He won't die, but whatever happened will force him to go on the run.
>>114859882>Oh, did I not mention I've been a ghost this whole time?
>>114859879>mfw seeing Ronnie’s ronnies and Cheryl’s blossoms
>>114855821>>114855879>>114855757>>114856023>>114856073>>114856260>>114856433>>114856564>>114857243>>114858642>>114858961>>114859570>>114859700>>114860279giv betty gf
>>114858518ITS LITERALLY THE ONLY PURPOSE OF FEMALES PERIODOBJECTIFICATION IS PURELY NATURALALSO YELLOW >> BROWN >>>>>>>>> RED
>>114860349you're fucking dead now bro, bullet in the dome
>>114860517I kind of feel bad for the actor that plays her dad. That seemed to be his first role in years on anything major. He was basically just around in bad 90s movies.
>>114860751nah he's good, the new eric roberts
So how is Riverdale going to address Fred? Is he going to die in a car accident or something on his trip? I’m not sure how much of this season was complete when he died, but I almost wonder if that’s why Molly Ringwald was around so much during the back end of the season.
>>114858824most likely they will crossover the shows in some way. This season was full of supernatural vibes, They might as well go balls deep in.
>>114860857>I couldn’t be a star in major films, so I just decided to be in every movie ever as that one guy Based.
>>114860869Since they didn't address it by the end of the season they'll have to do it early on.
>>114860869he will be killed off start of season 4, then archie and betty will bond over the loss of their fathers, then they will fuck like sex is going out of style. archie then kills jughead over spring break.
>>114861596Archie is gay
>>114861596There's a reason why Barchie is one word from BARFchie.
>>114862094All words are one word from being a different word
>>114860349the real barchie
>>114862225wait I fucked that up kek
>>114860349no. betty is MY gf
been fast forwarding through more and more of each episode these past few weeks, I think this might be when I drop it completely. I miss when this show was enjoyable to watch, it's gotten to the point where everything is so pointless and nonsensical that it's just fucking boring.I'm glad someone made a thread this week though. Missed you guys
>LiliI HATE her so much. I just want to hold her hand ;_; it's not fair bros, it's not fair...
>>114862538she is too fucking sexy. and I don't care how bad it is, as long as Lili is on the show I will continue to watch
>>114862538With any luck maybe it'll get canceled after s4. The core four are branching out and doing movie projects.
>>114862830I know you are on the cast/crew just tell us who you are giv bro
>>114862860dem toes peeking out
>>114862538She looks like a doll or some kind of anime girl character. Creepy.
>Betty bra scenefucking based
i want to see betty nakedpusy, breasts, all of it
>>114863355she plays a stripper in a new movie being filmed with j-lo, no lieshe's too pure to show pusy, maybe we'll get lucky and get a nip or two
>>114863468good lord i can't wait
Bettyfags should go outside and talk to a REAL girl. You'll never fuck Betty or Lili for that matter so move on.
she seems to show her feet a lot. does she know?
>>114864032>. You'll never fuck Betty or Lili
>>114864076Cole can do way better than this bitch
>>114863999Checked.Keke and Lili have just the right amount of trashiness going on. PLEASE let there be nudity and/or lezzie scenes.
>>114864354Let's hope they didn't hang out with Constance Wu.
>>114864347unreali love when they know
>>114862538wait I spoke too soon, I'm 15 minutes in and this is fucking KINO.I think making the seasons 22+ episodes long is the biggest factor in the quality of the show dropping so much. Season 1 was perfectly paced with 13 episodes in relation to the mystery and story arc. Doubling the episode count but keeping the same "season long mystery" strategy forces them to come up with convoluted subplots and misdirections (remember when they quarantined the fucking town and then lifted the quarantine before the next episode began?) in order to fill out 22 episodes. If this season was only 13 episodes the standout episodes like the prison break, Archie & Jug on the run, the parent flashback episode, and tonights ep would feel less few and far between and make up a majority of the season.
>>114863157>footslaveOOF OMEGA FOOTFAG SUBHUMANS>>114863215VERY EXPRESSIVEIMAGINE THE FACES GIVING HER THE HARD D
>>114862860yeah I kinda hope it does too since it feels like Lili could have a p successful career in film if she wasn't forced to be in Vancouver filming this for most of the yearratings have dropped hard this season, but The CW isn't as trigger-happy when it comes to canceling shows for low ratings compared to other networks
>>114863468it's prob gonna be PG-13
>>114864666>OOF OMEGA FOOTFAG SUBHUMANS
>>114864870pretty sure most of the hype comes from netflix now, but netflix never releases their viewing numbers
>>114856188it started as a highschool drama seti in a small town with a slight mystery vibe and a weird 50s/80s-mix-asthetic and then become batshit insane and retarded over the next two seasons
What kind of “snot” is Haley Lu talking about?
>>114855757She had a big rant about the abortion law passed in Alabama today on her Instagram
>>114864870It’s interesting how high the numbers were for the season 2 premiere in comparison to everything else. >>114865058It’s honestly just too crazy. I also feel like the characters are wildly inconsistent episode to episode, especially Cheryl and now Kevin. Cheryl being horrified by her brother being dug up and now enamored with him makes no sense at all.
>>114865143based, fuck alabama
>>114865143Probably because she gets abortions often. Cole is definitely someone who would insist on no condoms and he probably tampers with her medication to keep her loyal.
>>114865077IS LILI JELLY OF COLE FUCKING AROUND ON HER>>114865143EH, USUAL BASICBITCH STUFFBASELINE FEMNPC POSITIONS, PROBABLY HATES DRUMPF AND MIGHT EVEN HAVE WORN A PUSSY HAT AT ONE POINTTHE OTHER THING IS WORKING IN HOLLYWOOD AND NOT TOEING THE LIB LINE IS CAREER DEATHSO YOU CAN NEVER BE SURE IF ITS GENUINE OR JUST LIP SERVICE TO STAY WORKING
>>114865143because she knows literally every guy wants to impregnate her, but she also doesn't want to raise millions of children, just a couple
>>114865256>>114865315>>114865406>>114865363It's funny she deleted then 4 or so post on her story about it and just replaced it with thisFUCKING WHITE MEN REEEEE
>>114864870>Lili could have a p successful career in film if she wasn't forced to be in Vancouver filming this for most of the yearShe really does and I say this without any bias. There's a reason why RAS always gives her the good scripts.
>>114865143>Alabama Because she doesn't support incest babies.
>>114858299I still lose my shit everytime I think about the crime organization Hiram is or was part of because it's some insane Mexican-Canadian-mob that styles itself after classic Italian gangsters but their single families consists of maybe 5 people and they employ 15 year old caposwtf is even going on
>>114865555Time to bully Lili off social media again. Who's with me?
>>114865555checkedbut those are OLD white men, keep in mind she's fucking cole sprouse, a paragon of white men
FUCKwill post better caps when a higher quality rip is out
>>114865555I know rightoids are all inbred but it's crazy how all of these guys look the same
>ywn lick the blood off her tits
>>114866261why the grandma panties tho?
>>114865697>Angelic white woman surrounded by ugly spics and NiggersThe USA in one picture
>>114865697SHE NEEDS BULLYING, WITH MUHDICK>>114866365KEEP IN MIND ITS ALSO LITERALLY ALABAMA PRO CHOICE FOR GIRLS ALMOST AUTOMATIC, FAR FROM A DEALBREAKER IF YOU EVER WANT TO HS
>>114866427it's a CW show
>>114866427I think it's just their go-to piece of lingere for Veronica. She's worn it 3 times this season
>>114866569betty will go shoestring thong and topless in her stripper movieand i’m gonna turn every second of footage into a high bpm porn music video to cum to multiple times a day
>>114867030that scene was absolutely god-tier
>>114855757Anon, only tweenage girls and homosexual men watch Riverdale.
I think Lili wears the same bra+panties the rare times they have her undress as well. The panties are the same style as Camila's too, I don't think they're granny panties. Might be a fashion thing like high waisted jeans, idk
>>114867056right there with you brother
>>114867155>Anon, only twe-*punches you in the throat, hard*Go on, motherscrewer, say it again
This show is Twin Peaks for basic bitches.
>>114864870>all those people who tuned in to see if Luke Perry lived or died
don't panic bros, >>114861188riverdale isn't going anywhere
>>114867387think they are just an old school style. Also nice feet
>>114868234they probably have to be a certain style per CW filming guidelines and content ratings, this is definitely the most risque show on the network from what I've seen
>>114855757This thread is to /tv/ what the Kpop general is to /mu/If you watch riverdale you should kill yourselfEven if you’re a teenage girl you should kill yourself if you watch this crap
>>114868359>this is definitely the most risque show on the network from what I've seenConfirmed to have never seen The Vampire Daires. That show had borderline line HBO nudity and sex scenes. Go look at the Delena sex scenes. I have no idea how CW allowed it to pass but thank god it did. Riverdale isn't even half TVD level of risque.
>>114868680based, I'll have to download it
>i came>i peedbrehs
>>114868510wow you are very superior for not liking the *famous thing* good job you failure
>>114867056It’s going to be a body double bruh, Lili is too insecure about her body to show all of it off
>>114868794jesus what a whore lmao
>>114866427she has a relatively boxy frame so the panties make her waist appear smaller.
>>114869063UH OH, J'ACCUSE!A BIT OF FRIDGE BUT DONT BE MEAN
>>114868843CW shows have writing even worse than post season 4 game of thronesI don’t dislike it because it’s famous I dislike it because it’s bad“You only dislike thing because it popular” is an argument only used by total brainlets who are insecure about having shit taste
Why do you fat bastards tortures yourselves like this?
>>114869509>he thinks seeing our waifus every week is "torture"
calling it now, the body they're burying in the flashforward is Charles. Jughead is a red herring
>>114870212he's probably a fake FBI agent
>>114855757FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKK SHE'S SO FUCKING CUTE BROS IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
>>114868510I said this as a joke but after looking at the thread more I was more right than I thought>no actual discussion >waifufagging and nothing else>cringy posts and responses to criticism worthy of tumblrThis really is the /tv/ kpop general
>>114870764DONT SULLY THIS EXTREMELY EXPRESSIVE BLONDE CHICK WITH COMPARISON TO SAMEFACE COREANS
>>114870764>he wants to have serious discussion about a CW teen girl drama show based on a comic stripGet a load of this fag
>>114870764shouldn't you be over in /alita/ general or something
>>114870764Go back to your GoT threads, fren.
>>114865911Cole isn't white but Dylan is.
>>114871819THEY WERE BOTH BORN IN TUSCANY THE WHITE PART OF ITALY
>>114871819they're twins anon
>>114872800Roberto really does have a thing for seeing Betty cry and being manhandled.
>>114870265Cheryl is roll tide af
>>114872913A MAN OF TOP TASTE
What did you guys think of the season finale?I thought it would've been much better if they didn't do the silly D&D plot and just had Penelope plotting with Hal and Chic. And what was the point of Hal's test if him getting shot made him a failure? Next season has to be the last right
>>114876765Also Alice being an FBI informant is such tacked on shit, but I like it better than her being a cultist so I'll roll with it
>>114876790Alice is the worst mother. She really let the farm do all that shit to Betty. It's obvious she prefers Polly and Charles who she gave up for adoption than Betty.RIP Hal. You deserved better than getting manipulated by some Serpent cunt who was looking for a ticket out of poverty.
>>114876974Yeah I wish Hal was successful in choking her, or at least he slaughtered all the farmies like I assumed he would. I don't understand the writer's logic on trying to make Hal be an angel of death and then just some middle aged loser who sucks at killing.
she bought betty lol wtf
wait so cheryls mom was the big bad? ughh
AAAGHH COME ON ARCHIE
higher quality rip is out
>>114858518So every show I watch then?
>>114860751Funny you should say that, I started watching Lucifer recently and he showed up in a few episodes there too.
>>114871819What's Dylan up to these days?
>no more riverdale threads til octoberi'm not gonna fucking make it bros
>>114862538Man, I'd love to stick my 9 incher up her guts
cringe and saged