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THE WAR FOR CERSEI CUNT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND
>>1148554854 days till the bitch dieshow should we celebrate, bros?
Ned's dick is claimed by lady Ashara Dayne. All arguments can only be made through a trial by combat with Ser Arthur Dayne, the sword of the Morning.
>>114855527based and purgepilled
>Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?
>>114855508This is hilarious
>>114855435>ywn save her
nth for Stannis
N + A = J
>>114855435AAAAAGGGGHHHHH I'M SORRY ROBERT! BARRISTAN SAVE ME
>>114855435>she basically gameplanned Cleganebowl for Team Sandor>is responsible for the winning strategyIs there anything Arya can't do?
>Baelor married his younger sister, Princess Daena Targaryen, in 160 AC. He refused to consummate their marriage, however, causing his sister, who usually dressed all in black, to change her clothes to only whites in an attempt to shame him, as she had sworn to wear nothing else until she was properly bedded. The plan did not work, as Baelor liked to see his sister all in white, feeling it made her look more innocent.Reminder that one of the best Targ kings was a volcel.
>>114855435the only thing I will miss about this show now is how CUTE the boys they get are.
He's gonna come back just to die quickly isn't he then that chick kills arya but arya kills her, faceless men gone too
>>114855573yeah okay kid
>the two little northern girls don't like Missandei because she's a nigger >Grey Worm wants to leave Westeros after they win, even though he blindly followed Dany everywhere else >Missandei last words are dracarys>Grey worm tosses Missandei's slave collar into the fire, signaling to dany to do what Missandei said>the bells 'woke the dragon' in dany it's like poetry
>>114855584I NEED YOUR STRONGEST POTIONS, POTION SELLER
>>114855485ITS NOT ENOUGH TO SAY I LOVE YOU, YOU NEED TO FUCK ME JON
>mfw I will never be pooped on by dany
>bran becomes king
>>114855573They both claimed each other, but Ned's honor made him marry Catlyn instead of Ashara, leading to her suicide.Also imagine how intense the fight between Ned and Arthur would have been if Arthur though Ned raped her
>>114855573>>114855619>ned could have dayne/stark purple eyed with valyrian blood children instead of goblins
>>114855601Very kek Stannis, I give it 4 stubby fingers out of 5, okay whose meme is next?
Robin Arryn is greatest chad in Westeros.
>>114855614i heard all it takes is 20 good men to take him down
>>114855435for Lady Alys
>>114855435man varys had a hard life
>>114855665>Sword of the Morning>unsheathed Dawngod damn GRRM could be corny as fuck sometimes
http://georgerrmartin.com/notablog/2019/05/13/idiocy-on-the-internet/>Internet journalism is an oxymoron, I am more and more convinced.[...]>All of a sudden this crazy story about my finishing THE WINDS OF WINTER and A DREAM OF SPRING years ago is popping up everywhere. No, I am not going to provide links. I don’t want to reward purveyors of misinformation with hits.>I will, however, say for the record — no, THE WINDS OF WINTER and A DREAM OF SPRING are not finished. DREAM is not even begun; I am not going to start writing volume seven until I finish volume six>It seems absurd to me that I need to state this. The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, water is wet… do I need to say that too? It boggles me that anyone would believe this story, even for an instant. It makes not a whit of sense. Why would I sit for years on completed novels? Why would my publishers — not just here in the US, but all around the world — ever consent to this? They make millions and millions of dollars every time a new Ice & Fire book comes out, as do I. Delaying makes no sense. Why would HBO want the books delayed? The books help create interest in the show, just as the show creates interest in the books.>So… no, the books are not done. HBO did not ask me to delay them. Nor did David & Dan. There is no “deal” to hold back on the books. I assure you, HBO and David & Dan would both have been thrilled and delighted if THE WINDS OF WINTER had been delivered and published four or five years ago… and NO ONE would have been more delighted than me.tl;dr, the books aren't done, you morons.
>>114855707oh sweetie, no
>>114855515They're both sexy I'd watch double penetration with Cersei
>>114855693All part of the plan orMake-a-Wish thing
Post your best sophies
>>114855650>(Speech failed) "I love your white gown my queen, it makes you seem innocent and pure"
>>114855720I have a sexual desire for butterface girls Except Arya, I just can't
The burning of astapoor was a bigger tragedy than the burning of kings landing.
why will jon take the black?
If it was back in 2010 and you were offered a major role in this series but you knew it would end in absolute cringe and be completely unfaithful to the books, would you still take it?
>>114855750>falling for George's 5D chess strategies.
Why the fuck do they made Arthur Dayne dual wield in the show? He doesn't have 2 Dawns
>>114855753lol i could fuck every single girl around the world if i were this guy
>>114855750>IM NOT WORKING ON THE BOOKS YOU FAGGOTS, I JUST WANT TO COLLECT HBO MONEY
>>114855750>It seems absurd to me that I need to state this. The world is round, the Earth revolves around the sun, water is wet… do I need to say that too? It boggles me that anyone would believe this story, even for an instant. It makes not a whit of sense. Why would I sit for years on completed novels? Why would my publishers — not just here in the US, but all around the world — ever consent to this? They make millions and millions of dollars every time a new Ice & Fire book comes out, as do I. Delaying makes no sense. Why would HBO want the books delayed? The books help create interest in the show, just as the show creates interest in the books.It's apparently absurd that people expect him to do his fucking job.
>>114855485Danytrannies are BROKEN
>>114855846>Dawn>existing in the butchered Frankenstein show (((canon)))
>>114855665I've noticed the dialogue took a sharp turn downwards once D&D started to meddle more in the story. It stopped being poetic and "medieval" and everyone talks like Americans.
>>114855530BESSIEGODS I FUCK HER EVERY NIGHT IN MY SLEEP
>>114855833They get millions per episode, and probably let you still be alive as long as you don't shit talk them. You would be retarded not to take it
>>114855650>the nobility hate him>the smallfolk love himRedpill me on him was he a competent monarch in the end?
>>114855898>lol just paint a fucking sun on it
>>114855803The burning of all those trees when mance attacked the wall was a bigger tragedy.
>>114855435I don't get it, was he basically quasi-immortal like Jason Vorhees? (who no one ever thinks to fucking incinerate down to nothing)
>>114855720she's taken :^)
>>114855833Only if i die in the first 4 seasons
>>114855750why is he writing this as if the books being finished isn't directly a factor of himself?>NO ONE would have been more delighted than me.fucking finish them then, you fat cocktease
>>114855435he survived the fall and will kill drogon next ep
>>114855887Aren't you a little bitter bitch.
>>114855846>Dumb and Dabid are so retarded they can't even get a simple thing like why he's called the sword of the morning rightThese fucking brainlets were given full reign by the fat fucker over the show
>>114855927Fuck the nobility. Just wait until Westeros builds a standing army of peasant pikemen and longbowmen, then those knightly fuckers days are numbered.
>>114855833yeah, of course, you make millions
>>114855479CAREFUL ANON, CAREFUL
Love her! Fear her!
>>114855919>>114856008>of courseIt's sacrificing your morals for money.>>114855963Eh, not really satisfactory, because even in the first season they oversimplified too much by consolidating the minor houses as one example.
>>114855965What you talking about? Is he supposed to be flogging himself throughout the blog post?
>>114855833Nigga the main actors are getting like 6 million per episode
>>114855772careful with this one. It's rare.
>>114855435is reddit upset because the writing is shit or because mary sue got btfo and things aren't going the way they planned?
>>114856033wow Anon that's just mean, Alys Karstark is a true northern beauty
>>114855584extremely based and incredibly redpilled
>>114856038Would be funnier if the Northerners didn't abandon Jon's command and begin raping and pillaging like savages.
>>114856119now it's end's
>>114856053>Why does no one want to fuck my self insertI hope he actually gets pissed off at this like he does when he's getting compared unfavorably to Tolkien
the leaks are 100% real, the question is only how will jon kill dany and stay alive, leak says that he just "surrenders to the unsullied" so i think they will simply ignore him since dany is dead why do anything? why kill jon? why fight at all? without dany there's nothing for them to do, they'll simply fuck off back to essos. drogon picks up her body and flies to essos too.think about it the democratic council should be composed of lords, one from each region:stormlands - gendrydorne - new prince of dornereach - bronnwesterlands - tyrionriverlands - edmurenorf - sansaand bran as prime ministerthat's why they legitimized gendry, that's why they needed the new prince of dorne (it's confirmed he will appear in ep6, they hired a new actor for this), that's why bronn gets highgarden you get the idea. leaks are 100% true the guy was right about literally everything. fuuuuck
>>114855479Your mom's pussy and my dick
>>114855898Holy shit that looks horrible
>>114855435Alys Karstark is the greatest rack in Westeros.
>>114856075I thought they stopped long winter because NK is dead now. Why there is snow?
>>114856137the latter. They don't even give a shit about the butchering of Jaime and Euron.
>>114855479>>114856053>GRRM writes Sansa/Sandor as like a protective father and his daughter>Women: "I WISH I WAS SANSA GETTING WIDENED BY SANDORS HOUND COCK"
>>114855970The armor merely limited his potential and hid his true form. Now that he's free, we'll see what Qyburn really turned him into.
what are some good fanfics you're reading?
>>114856178That face though
>>114856164yeah man, we all know thisit is what it is
>>114856091>It's sacrificing your morals for money.this is real life faggot
>>114856164>riverlands - edmureR A D M U R EADMU RES U R G E
>>114855629BRING ME LYANNA BEFORE I PISS MESELF
>>114855833Of course. You get to make millions, get your name out there, and after it's all over you can do a tell-all about how you were disappointed with how the writing went
>>114856185That is ash from all the burned babies
>>114855750Now I'm curious what contract George signed when he first got published. His publishers must be real mad that he's taking forever to do nothing.
>>114856202>>GRRM writes Sansa/Sandor as like a protective father and his daughterlmao what?
>>114856261but you would be a sellout
>>114855739>pink fat mast penis / targ queen taking a shit in a fieldyeah sometimes I guess
>>114856119"Now ey end In yer sistah"
>>114856213>mountain is actually Broly
>>114856137r/freefolk is shitting on got since season 7 while r/got eats up everything D&D shit out
>>114855662>12you are way in the danger zone lad. legit pedo shit not just cute ephebe twinksbut the writers seem to have a vendetta against /cm/ characters>tfw not having twink4twink sleep cuddles with Tommen
>>114856164Drogon flying Dany to Essos better be kino
>>114855927He nearly killed himself with religious fasting and self-flagellation, planned to declare war on his own loyal subjects because they worshiped trees and oceans instead of his crystal hat, fucked with the hierarchy of his own church leading to chaos after his death, and all but surrendered to Dorne, which insulted all of his vassals to the degree that it spawned the anti-Dorish faction that was the nucleus of Blackfyre support......so no. Not the worst king though.
>>114856164>inb4 Bronn is given Casterly Rock and High Garden
>>114856309Who won this fight?I assume dunk
>>114856381Dany's getting Aerea Targaryen'd
>>114856324Pretend you had high hopes and didn't realise they were going to ruin it until after you signed. Then you look like an optimist who loves the original source material while also having the integrity to see the job through even though you hated it.
is there even a remote possibility that HBO would hire new writers to reshoot S8 and add more seasons?even normies hate this pile of shit season, and HBO was willing to give d&d 10+ seasons to work with but those two retards decided that they would rather go work on star wars movies
>>114855943XD ahhaha omg lol
>>114856001Theon is canonically desperate for a father figure, and Roose is exactly the sort of cold, distant man that Theon would be eager to please (if given the right motivation, obviously). And Roose of course would find at least some amusement out of making a bedslave of Ned Stark's cocky ward and a self-proclaimed Prince. It would be a relationship based on sexual humiliation and an in balance of power, if you're into that sort of thing.
>>114856192>Butchering of EuronEven butcher Euron is a Chad beyond comprehension>Kingslayer (Balon)>Kinslayer (also Balon)>Forestslayer (every tree on the Iron Islands to build 1000 ships in 2 weeks)>Snakeslayer (Obara and Nymeria)>Queenlayer (Cersei)>Fleetslayer (Dany's x3)>Dragonslayer (Rhaegal)>Kingslayerslayer (Jaime)There is literally no better record on Planetos
>>114856164The new prince of dorne is dark star and he'll get a cameo in the final episode
>>114856414Dunk. It's a trial by combat to resolve the Jenny of Oldstones shit iirc.
>>114855662>>114856375Imagine being a faggot, not happy in being such a fucking degenerate you decide to step up and turn into a pedo too. A pedo faggot. Unironically kill yourselves
>>114855942uhhh the sun is what makes the dawn bright moron
>>114855996literally a goblin
>>114855720you're a good man, anon.
>>114856472Do you think Euron wrecked Theon's watering hole
>>114856319The relationship between Sandor and Sansa is Sandor trying his best to protect Sansa from Joffery and Kingslanding while she brushes him off arrogantly thinking she is to become the next queen. Sandor even openly asks Sansa if she wants to run away when it seems like the Battle against Stannis is going wrong
why did Dany reject his well-meaning advances?
>>114856437HBO is going to grit their teeth, privately feel extremely validated in their desire for a longer run, and content themselves with having had the biggest thing on TV for the past ten years.
>>114856451You seem salty about something
>>114856119na ee tends
>the prequel concept spinoffs are about the Age of Heroes, the Long Night, the Doom of Valyria etc all vague shit no one cares about enough to see defined and which we know ultimately means nothingJUST MAKE A ROBERT'S REBELLION SHOW YOU CUNTSAlthough I'm not sure if there's enough material for several seasons, maybe an anthology show "Songs of the Seven Kingdoms" that tackles a different story each season or two i.e. Robert's Rebellion, Dance of Dragons, Blackfyre Rebellions etc. What else?
>>114856539Don't speak to me unless you're Alys Karstark and you want to suck mah dick
>>114856437no, literally 0% chance
>>114855943What was the point of him doing that again?
>>114855479more kino in the books
>>114856552>while she brushes him off arrogantly thinking she is to become the next queenliterally fucking what? Sansa has zero desire to be queen after Joffrey chops off her father's head.>Sandor even openly asks Sansa if she wants to run away when it seems like the Battle against Stannis is going wrongBecause he's attracted to her, it's why it makes him so pissed she won't look at him and why he constantly tells her he expects a song. Sansa even remembers that interaction as him kissing her.
>>114856309>GRRM is never ever gonna finish Dunk & Egg
Are D&D going to address the fallout of all the extinct houses? We need rulers for:>House Bolton>House Tyrell>House Mormont>House FreyAnd a lot more that I'm forgetting, surely.
>>114856594The Tyrell pussy is ENDLESS and EXPANSIVE
>>114856592>Not enough material for several reasonsI'll watch 24 episodes of Harrenhal alone, that tournament sounded comfy as fuck
>>114855947>was he basically quasi-immortaldoubtful. Qyburn is seen removing his blood so he's probably pumped full of embalming fluid or whatever and so is as "immortal" as a bear skin rug, or a typical wight for that matter... so killable with fire or an adequate stab into the brain stem. Sandor didn't aim low enough and just got his grey matter, which probably stunned him but wouldnt have killed him most likelyProbably somewhere in between a "wood" wight like Coldhands and an ice wight in terms of retaining basic humanity and not really the same as the resurrection that the R'hollor fags use.
>>114856580HAHAHAHAHA XD this mother fucker is based as fuck
>>114855903No conversation lasts more than a minute anymore. Most of them cut on a cliffhanger or are interrupted as someone gets asked a tough question. They suck at dialogue.
>>114856592>age of heroes, long nightazor ahai finally?>doom of valyriameh, more cgi spent on dragons i guessBut yeah a Robert's Rebellion spin off is a must have, for fuck sake. Pre-rebellion is comfy AS FUCK
>>114856658I don't think that house frey is extinct , that old fuck had like 50 children
>>114856655The only thing GRRM will ever finish is a cheeseburger
>>114856647I liked Vargo Hoat and the Braavos dude with the curved blade. I don't know why they decided to get rid of that in the show.
>>114856634For sufficient smoke plume and luminosity to be visible to coordinate an infantry attack on the other side of a 700ft wall.
>>114856202wait till someone tells him how sandy nearly fucked her in the second bookThe hound is meant to be more of a father to arya, or an uncle if you know wat i mean
>>114856453This isn't half bad you know. I'm thinking to have Theon be the ward of Bolton instead of Stark and doing something like Domeric/Theon on the side to sweeten it a bit.
>>114856650>Sansa even remembersmisremembers
>>114856658How do you have rulers for extinct houses?
Did anyone post the new leaks yet?
>>114856360Had another bald fuck in mind but that works too.
>>114856771I think he means their lands. Who holds the Dreadfort? Bear Island? Highgarden?
>>114855595>>114855508no it isnt
>>114855508fucking kek bran meme are gold
>>114856309>cropped>low file sizedget fucking mogged
>>114856770which only further implies that their relationship was more sexual in nature. iirc the Hound says something about how grown up she looks (tits) when he's dead drunk during the battle.
>>114856592>age of heroesMehThe long nightCringe , nobody gives a fuck about the white jobbers anymore after quasimodo killed the NK>Doom of valyriaBased , i wanna see valyrian shits getting btfo by the based faceless men
>>114856549Always happy to support my fellow Bolton bros
>>114856655what? i'm not a bookfag but i thought that shit was already finished?
>>114856749>KINGTTTHHHLAYERJaime chapters are comfy, funny and absolutely based
>>114856309>The Laughing Stormis there a more kino nickname in Asoiaf?
>>114856839Lyonel's armour is so fucking aesthetic.
>>114856735>Pre-rebellionWhere's the story of Bobby making the 8 and fucking his way across Westeros while honorboy autist Ned follows along to makes sure he doesn't get to drunk and lost
>>114856755Theon would have been a great ward for the Boltons. Roose is exactly the sort of hard hand a cocky guy like Theon needs. And Domeric would have certainly been a wonderful influence.
>>114856869shes in the black cells, isnt that supposed to be like underground? is it possible she survived?
>>114856753GRRM deffo wrote the Hound and Sansa to be a romantic thing but doubt they'll ever smash now sadly
>>114856592>Age of HeroesJust myths of a handful of heroes that didn't exist at the same time>Long NightDid you like the wight retrieval arc? It'll basically just be that with primitive settlements>Doom of ValyriaHoly fuck there's so much do here. And there's a lot more stuff known about Valyria during that time period.
>>114856309redpill me on dunkwhy does he wear the mask?
>>114856592>dunk and egg>essos exploration>the reign of aegon iv>Aenys vs. MaegorWould all be kino
>>114856192Bullshit, people are mad about all kinds of shit, including Jaime/Euron, the completely nonsensical plot and the fact that all 3 clever characters (lf, tyrion, varys) started behaving like retards immediately after they ran out of books
>>114856839when the fuck is George gonna come out with the She-Wolves of Winterfell? I couldn't care less about who wins in the main series, I just want to see Dunk and Egg finally get to the fucking North.
>>114856954>is it possible she survived?she's been in there without food or water for quite some time, i'm almost positive she was already dead
>>114855704I want Stark/Dayne babies to be a thing but how were his actual kids goblins? In the show they grow up ugly but in the books they all look fine.
reminder>"Eventually, sure, I'd love that, and so would many of you. But I've only written and published three novellas to date, and there are at least seven or eight or 10 more I want to write," Martin wrote in May 2017. "We all know how slow I am, and how fast a television show can move. I don't want to repeat what happened with Game of Thrones itself, where the show gets ahead of the books. When the day comes that I've finished telling all my tales of Dunk & Egg, then we'll do a TV show about them…but that day is still a long way off.>"We're not doing Robert's Rebellion either," he added. "I know thousands of you want that, I know there's a petition…but by the time I finish writing A Song of Ice an Fire, you will know every important thing that happened in Robert's Rebellion. There would be no surprises or revelations left in such a show, just the acting out of conflicts whose resolutions you already know. That's not a story I want to tell just now; it would feel too much like a twice-told tale."Things might have changed since then, though with how poorly Season 8 has been received. HBO might want to try something deeply interwined in the unique feel that made the sucees of GoT. There's not only romance going on at Harrenhal there's also a whole conspiracy to dethrone Aerys and who knows what else.
>>114856789>neonazis supporting DanyI’ll never forget what D&D did to ruin my beloved dany, fucking hate this shit.
>>114856735>>age of heroes, long night>azor ahai finally?Here's the cast they had for the Age of Heroes spinoff that I think got cancelled, you shouldn't want them to touch anything where they have even the slightest amount of writing freedom. Meanwhile Robert's Rebellion is well defined with no room for meddling.
>>114856921>Blackfish>Breakspear>Sixskins>The Iron Captain>Bittersteel
>>114856969He's a big guy
>>114856824Uhh I guess Yara Greyjoy or the prince of Dorne rule there.
>>114856472yeah that's what happens when you cba to write an actual plot and just make a designated plot device character that you teleport wherever you need something killed/destroyed
>>114856987No, she has been getting force-fed to ensure she lives to see her daughter rot.
>>114856994he's really probably just referring to Arya, who I imagine grows into her looks in the books. Ned says she reminds him of Lyanna after all.
>>114857008The prequels/reboots will not be a success after the reception the finale will receive. The IP is tainted beyond repair.
>>114857039None of those are good, "blackfish" just sounds retarded
>>114857023I gues top middle would be AA and Nissa Nissa>got cancelledthank god
>>114856960>Dany giving a speech pretty much saying how she freed the people from Kings LandingFreed them from what? Their carbon bonds?
>>114855435Hafthor would make a great judge holden, at least physically
>>114855996so qt compared to the last few weeksthe disheveled, disappointed look gets me DIAMONDS
>>114856489>literally telling the other anon to knock off his pedo shit and stick to older twinks in their late teens rather than literal children"lol kill urself pedo scum"what did he mean by this?
>>114856969it would be extremely painful
>>114857141From the less mad queen.
>>114857133The guy at top middle strikes me as Lann the Clever
>>114855705>Your grace, allow me to introduce a new champion that I've created from Ser Gregor Clegane genetic material. It will not eat nor sleep, nor stop until all enemies of the Queen are dead, beaten to a bloody mess and offered as sacrifice. Within a fortnight, I will manage to create a several dozens of them, loyal to the Queen and hateful of everyone who stands in your way.>Also, all is ready for an orbital bombardment of Daenerys positions, you need only to say a word, your grace.
>>114856960this is fucking terriblefuck my life man
>>114857023The pilot is named "Bloodmoon" for the Long Night and they started filming back in February.IIRC the black actors are childrens of the forest and we're definitely seeing Brandon the Builder.
>>114856960this sounds so fucking bad.
>>114857023>yfw Rhaegar gets replaced with a POC for diversity because the Targaryens are the super pretty perfect ones so it appeals to them moreTARG SCUM DIES ALL THE SAME NO MATTER THE RACE THOUGH
>>114857008What a dumb fucking excuse for no Robert's Rebellion, guess we shouldn't make history movies either, huh. Also the only people that "will know every important thing that happened in Robert's Rebellion" are the book readers and a ridiculously small minority of the show watchers, 98% of people watching the last season don't even remember who Robert is.
>>114855527>You are not my Daenerys yet Daenerys nor would I obey that Daenerys even if you were Daenerys.>Then I must consider this an act of Daenerys.
>>114857288YOU FAT FUCK YOU RUIN EVERYTHING
>>114857254>we'll never get a Yi Ti prequel
>>114856824Who cares what skin color they have?
>>114856960So dany dies pretty much in the beginning of the episode? Kek
>>114856960>tyrion sayd that the new King or Queen should decide what happens to JonJON IS THE NEW KING YOU FUCKING RETARDED DWARF THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT
>>114857352Good. Some things are better if they are shrouded in myth.
>you now remember Joffrey was a characterguys where have the years gone
Wasn't the entire point of Daenerys buying the Unsullied that they wouldn't chimp out and loot cities and rape/murder civilians when she takes Westeros? I distinctly remember Jorah saying that in the books
>>114856960Night King win would have been better than this. How boring.
>>114856921>the lightning lord>the dark lord>the smiling knight>the demon of the trident>sword of the morningAll sound pretty fucking cool
>>114857351that is an awful shop
>>114857390>trying to make sense of Dabibyou will hurt yourself, the human mind can only perform so much mental gymnastics before it fails.
>>114856960>Grey Worm accepts Jons punishment??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>114855479For me, it's
>>114856960>Samwell Tarly the grand maesterDid he get any chain link at all?
>>114857382Why are all the great houses so pleb compared to the lesser houses?>Harlaw > Greyjoy>Hightower > Tyrell>Dayne > Martell>Royce > Arryn>Blackwood > Tully
>>114857441Have sex incel
>>114856869they missed a perfect opportunity for an easter egg of Jamie and Cersei stepping over a few decomposing corpses on their way out of the Red Keep. A lot of actors have weird offscreen deaths on the show, though, so it makes me wonder if there isn't something in her contract that says she can't be depicted as dead on the show>>114856954>shes in the black cellsUntil Danny arrived, they had entire separate cells for at max, 3 people. 1 of whome is dead and the other only exists in the books, as far as we know.
>>114855584>NO WOMEN OR CHILDREN
>>114857528Qyburn would unironically be the best grand maester and save Westeros from centuries of eternal brainletism.
>>114857017SIEG HEIL MEIN MAD QUEEN
>>114856960I still don't understand why it would be a punishment for Jon to be at the Wall. The white walkers are dead, they're friendly with the wildlings, and he's used to the North. Why are they suddenly all democratic when it should be Jon or Gendry who takes over as king? A more bittersweet ending would be Jon being elected king against his wishes anyways and forced into a role he earned through betrayal, against his sense of honor.
>>114857374>Mad Queen Dany's star burns fiercer than anything else we've seen in years from this show but streaks across the sky and is gone in 1 episodeGoddamnit if they weren't shit eating kikes we'd have a whole season at least of Emilia Clarke full on mad Queen and Dany actually fucking being based
honestly would prefer AsoIaF to end with the blackpowder age dawning in Oerth or whatever planet it is.you know like "matchlocks" and "wheel lock using knights" and shit.some equivalent to the polish-Lithuanian commonwealth or the republic of venice.
>Rape the peasant girls!>Rape them for your queen!What do you do?
>>114855638why is she responsible for the winning strategy, remind me
>>114855829DABIDIT'S NOT THE SEVEN "WALLS"IT'S THE WALLS OF THE SEVEN KINGDOM DABIDTHAT'S WHERE SHE'LL REMAKE THE PROMISE DABID
>>114857590He loves dany and kills her. it's a form of exile for him
>>114857610Dany going insane and burning KL and taking the throne should have been the cliffhanger for the penultimate season. They botched it so bad.
>>114857616That's when real history became boring though, why would you want that
>>114857516Gonna guess he has nothing to live for and its a suicide by cop type thing
>>114857618I form ranks
>>114856960this is tragic
>>114857610>murdering innocents is based/pol/ detected, what the writers did to her is unforgivable, she was pure
>>114857587But Qyburn got the chains, he just had them taken awaySam literally didn't learn anything to be a Maester, much less the Grand Maester
>>114857590I guess they really wanted to push a "monarchy is bad" message but the excecution sounds so fucking stupid.
>>114857650>An entire summer of tumblr/twitter being saltyIt would have been glorious
>trying to write my own ned/ashara fic>all the ideas in the last threads are better than what I haveIt 8urts
>>114857618i rape the queen
>>114857733>She was pureGet out of here tourist, she's /ourgirl/ now
>>114857530Baratheon is still the best Stormlands house same for the Lannisters and the Westerlands
>>114857749Just do it
>>114855947I guess he's halfway between Benjen and the Wights somewhere. Undead, but somewhat conscious.
>>114857741enlightened despotism is the Chaddest government type
>>114857650>cliffhangerthe trouble with those is you need something to happen afterwards, so we'd end up with Teleporting Arya as the actual finale of the show. I doubt that would be better.
>>114857775Holy crap... stop
>>114857646Honestly, Jon going to the wall as self-punishment at least kind of made sense but according to that newest leak he actually gets "forced" to do it as a payment for his crime??
>>114857733>she was pureand that's why she fucking sucked, mad Dany is fuckin based and i actually like her now
>>1148577422 summers actually
>>114857441They didn't. Only Grey Worm did, and he was sullied. The Unsullied simply took their lead from him, their leader.
>>114857749>not mind break ntr
>>114856960>Jon spends the rest of his life adventuring with Ghost and TormundNot great, not terrible.
>>114857794Stop discussing things that have nothing to do with the show.>>>/lit/
>>114856162>TolkienHe shouldn't have taken part of his name if GURM didn't want to be compared to him.
>>114857749The collective power of faggots from around the world who are just waiting for this shit show of a ride to come to an end is near impossible for any one person to match anon. I'm sure your ideas are perfectly fine and anyways you can always pick and choose whatever you want from the threads and use em in your own fic
>>114857822You actually need to go back
>>114857889cry more incel
>>114857889You must be fun at parties
>>114856960Wait so does Dany die from being stabbed or is she still alive since Drogon takes her off?
>>114857587yet another pointless and random death.F
>>114856960So she's gonna free everyone by killing them? What the fuck man
>>114855996From what I've watched, last weeks episode seems to be the most natural non played up she's been. Unironically qt
>>114857749>8urtsfuck off hamsteak
>>114856178More like, largest five head in Westeros..
>>114857956I'm pretty sure she dies, he just flies away with her body
>>114856960Pure garbage. I hope D&D lose Star Wars.
>>114857441Dany corrupted them by allowing them to be humans. They lost that professional factor and it would make sense that the most humanized aka grey worm would be the first to fully chimp out
>>114857616It's been stuck in the medieval era for thousands of years. The years-long winters are such a threat that everything is focused on survival.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZjzl8287Y4
>>114857943>>114857931>read nerd virgin books>think isn't a incel
>>114857428>Actual place >mythic
>>114857995She converted to the worship of mighty Khorne
>>114856960Jon's character is ruined just as badly as Dany's by having him just abruptly murder her near the start of the episode. it was a huge twist to have Dany go mad and they just drop it unceremoniously as soon as possible.
>>114857943This isn’t a party
>>114857246>IIRC the black actors are childrens of the forestjesus christ that's disgusting
>>114856185A) just because they stopped the guy who was going to end the world with winter that doesn’t make winter end immediatelyB) that’s probably ash, she spent half of the last episode setting the city on fire
>>114856960>Drogon doesn't kill Jongay
>>114858035nice grammar incel
>>114858065They had to since they left it until the penultimate fucking episode of the entire show to spring the trap. It was always going to be rushed.
>>114857365people who believe that people have different races. racists.
>>114855750This nigga bashes "internet journalism" when it was an actor from HBO's show that started the rumor. Then he acts like we're retards for believing it.
>I have freed the people of King's Landing>Now I will free the rest of the worldWhy is the only way to be "free" death? Why did bells of all things make Dany realize this? Seriously what the fuck
>>114856960>Bronn Master of CoinLOLLOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOLLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>114858128i'm not a incel
>>114858155I hate racists
>>114858076No of course not this is /tv/ and it is the most serious business of the internet
>>114857828Kys 15 year old egdge lord , i'm glad your inbred queen dies next episode.
>>114858011Bob Iger literally confirmed them in their triology yesterday.>The next feature outing in the Star Wars franchise will be a new installment directed by Game of Thrones executive producers David Benioff and D.B. Weiss, Disney CEO Bob Iger has confirmed.>The company boss ended his appearance at an investor comment in New York with updates about the Star Wars universe. The entry by Benioff and Weiss was announced in February 2018, and last week Disney revealed 2022 as the target date for the next installment as part of a larger setting of overall release dates.
>>114858114It makes no sense, why would he not defend his mother that's been the only one he's known all his life just cause Jon smells halfway like her. Why are D&D assassinating good boy Drogon's character now
>>114855693>Bran becomes the king>can't have heirs since cripple>in a generation the 7 kingdoms will be at war for the throne again
>>114858232>The rebels kinda forgot about the Death Star
>>114858185Sounds like something an incel would say>>114858192I love racism
>>114856960It seems pretty unlikely anyone has this much info on the episode who would be willing to leak it.
>>114855846I think the reason they did that was because they believe it indicated that he was a good swordfighter.
>>114858180well considering his track record on making money so far, he's not the worst fit. went from bum sellsword in a Northern tavern to knighted Lannister elite mercenary.
>>114858206Exactly so take your off topic discussion of the books to /lit/, although they’d probably kick you out for your shit taste
>>114858208>i'm glad your inbred queen dies next episodeI'm glad too, i still hate Dany. I just found her cute being literally Hitler
THIS MAKES NO FUCKING SENSEEVEN IF WE ASSUME THERE'S SOME MAGIC FUCKERY THAT MEANS DANY DOES LEGITIMATELY THINK THE ONLY WAY TO FREE EVERYONE IS TO MURDER THEMTHEN THE SMALL COUNCIL SHOULD HAVE JUST FUCKING LIED TO GREYWORM AFTER PUNISHING JONWHY DO THEY HONOR HIS PUNISHMENT
MORE THREADS YOU LANNISTER FUCK
>>114858185I believe you
>>114855479Jon and Dany
>>114858326No just to annoy you I will keep discussing Ashara and Ned for the rest of the eternity on this board and there is nothing you can do to stop me.
>>114858173He's too much of a beta cuck to call out Ian. It's not the first time based Ian does it either (pic related), he's a book fan and is probably trying to rile George up into giving an update on the books.
>>114858319>doesn't understand how money lending works when tyrion tries to teach him
>>114858155>>114858192And i hate reddit niggers
They didn't even have to fucking change the ends results of anything to not have Dany's turn to the dark side seem more reasonable.1. Rhaegal doesnt die to teleporting ships2. Everyone agrees to invade Kings Landing but stop if the bells ring3. Invasion goes fine and the bells ring4. Dany stops5. Cersei reveals the Scorpions and kills Rhaegal and maybe Missandei in a surprise attack6. THEN Dany goes ballistic and kills everyone.It's not that hard Dumb and Dumber.
>>114858309It's apparently from a guy who had early access to Cleganebowl screencaps and leaked a bunch of stuff from episode 5. Wouldn't be surprised if it's true.
>>114858096Subhuman filth playing subhuman filth
>>114858476They should just turn E6 into a hackneyed multi-camera sitcom complete with laugh track
>>114858136there was probably never a way they could have made madDany satisfying unless they resolved it before the Long Night, but Hitler imagery + stabbing for one of the most popular characters followed by a happy ending is honestly worse than I could have possibly imagined.
>>114858173>>114858456Because, smartypants, Journalists are supposed to RESEARCH, before the publish. They heard a rumor from an actor, but instead of verifying its credibility, by ya know, just asking George, or asking his publisher, or speaking to anyone who might be linked to the books, they just ran with the rumor.The actor was just regurgitating a rumor he already heard from the internet. It's nothing he started.
>>114856592I’d only want to see Roberts rebellion if it was the same actor. If not then I’d lose all interest
>>114855435>teams up with Beric to go play heroes in the North>survives the battle of the dead at Winterfell>suddenly decides that all he wants is a suicidal 1 on 1 with his brotherFucking christ
>>114858476>>114858319>can't actually keep books or understand interest on debts because almost literally no commoner did back thenclassic Dabid
>>114858594they're supposed to be shorter red haired people with doe skin and green cat eyes. niggers playing them is the most ridiculous shit ever
>>114856960plz let this be an intentional fake leak
>>114858796Boo fucking hoo I’m sure they’ll do fine
>>114856576He's easily the most beautiful man on the show, even NCW can't top peak Jorah.
>>114858977t. Burlington Bar regular
>>114857141>>114856960>Dany giving a speech pretty much saying how she freed the people from Kings Landing
>>114859014I used to live like two blocks away from that bar when I lived in Logan Square. I must have passed it hundreds of times. I didn't realize it was THAT Burlington until two days ago.
>>114855584It’s difficult for me conceptualise how unbelievably based and redpilled you are
>>114855619N + A = 0 (goblins)
>>114857622she tells the hound how she's going to kill him and thats what he used to beat Gregor
>>114859451she told him she was gonna tackle him through a wall and into a pit of fire?
>>114856159>northerners are savagesJust like in the real uk