Post the worst scenes.
>>114855086Did you take your dose?
Remember when in the 2000s there was always that normie friend whose favorite movie was this?
>>114855086Reminder that if you don't like equilibrium you're a low-T faggot
john wick wishes
>>114856667it was so stupid i couldn't make it 30 minutes, and i watch trash
>>114855086>Kurt WimmerOne solid cult hit, and since then everything he touches dies.What gives?
>>114855935That scene was cringe though.
>>114856667>this just in High T alpha males enjoy watching two grown men dance together.
>>114855086What the FUCK did I just watch and why did nobody warn me???
>>114855086fuck you gunkata is kino
>>114855086It makes more sense in the world of the movie (in the characters can kill anything with their guns if they shoot them from an angle, this gun fist fight is between two of said characters who are trying to out gunkata each other.)
>>114855086wtf is this? A faggot mating dance?
>>114857173Posting John Woo is cheating
>>114857215the real one is worse enough why edit it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM
>>114857215i literally cant tell if this is even the original at this point
>>114855086Childhood is thinking this movie is the greatest thing everAdulthood is being embarrassed you were ever so stupid
>>114857437Clean your room
>>114855086That's actually kino sweetie
>>114857647holy FUCK that is some bad cgi
>>114857647BULLETS DO NOT WORK THAT WAYGOODNIGHT
>>114857215LOL that cannot be real..
>>114855086Cool at first....then when you grow up you start asking why not just step back, lean back, or drop and shoot.
>>114857785Yes they do. You're a virgin, you've never shot a gun.
>>114855086Equilibrium is ridiculous but it's a highly enjoyable ride.
>>114857647legit lol is this real?
>>114855086fucking kek why are the dancing around with guns "trying" to shoot eachother?
>>114857647im dying i remember seeing this in the theater when i was 10 or whatever and also thinking it was stupid and hilarious then too
>>114857647The whore with the golden guns
>>114855935and the other idiot friend who wouldn't shut up about boondock saints.
>>114855086The person who choreographed this fight obviously never fired a real gun in his life. The fucking noise would make those guys deaf.
>>114855086this movie was sick
>>114858434Boondock Saints is enjoyable if your high or drunk as fuck.
>>114858776It was a good time, move like this are what cape shit took away from us.
>>114858776fucking kekwhy not just use a rifle with bigger clip?
>>114857173When this scene happened I thought that while it was a little silly my testicles were saying kino
>>114855086always thought he looked like that dude from the fast show.
>>114857173Face Off was great eat my ass if you disagree niggers
>>114856752>john wick wishesWhat scene is that?
>>114858867The 90s couldn't last forever man, in fact you can blame schlocky action movies like Equilibrium for paving the way for capeshit. Equilibrium is a perfect example of "turn your brain off bro" except millenials who have a nostalgic attachment to shit like this movie argue that it's good compared to the modern era of the same concept i.e. capeshit
>>114857647>double wielding golden deaglesBased and redpilled
>>114857647demi looks way better than them other three
>>114857647Fuck me, I loved this movie as a kid and havent seen it since. Almost can't believe how laughable it is now.
>>114857318To be fair Liam Neeson is an old man at this point, him climbing that fence would take way too fucking long and clumsy if it was edited normally, the way this is edited is less to make it ''exciting'' and more to just get it over with, he jumps on a car, jumps on the fence, climbs over it and jumps, the editor was probably tired and going over the coverage when he pulled this together.
>>114858963Because then you wouldn't be able to have a magazine loader hidden away in your sleeves of course.
>>114857647>Lucy Liu T-posing in the air>hard cut to the 3 of them lying on the ground together
inb4 borderline experimental
>>114857647>they fall right next to each other
>>114858566The person who did was the literal director and he has fired guns and "choreographed" the fights in his back garden
>>114857647>When you notice that fatty and hawaiian shirt swap places before they hit the ground
TFW brainlets don't understand Gun Kata
>>114859662Where the gifs also made in the early 2000s?
>>114858963because then you couldn't do gunfu. retard.
>>114859723They bounced.Also you would think that drew knowing she was going to be in a fucking movie would have lost some weight but no, she had to go in looking like shit compared to her former self.
>>114857318I love that he lands on his feet but in the next shot he is laying on the ground.
>>114857647lol remember when The Matrix came out and every movies suddenly had to include a slow-mo airborn scene? Even fucking Shrek lol
>>114857173This was literally kino
>>114860086Shrek was doing it as a joke though, these retards were completely srsly
>>114859723>>114859926Maybe it's because I am on a phone and haven't looked at it even fullscreen but non of them look fat to me
>>114860300Shows how ubiquitous it was that Shrek was teasing the trope
>>114860397is that a parody?
>>114860086Even fucking Final Fantasy 9 has a Matrix slowmo parody shot in its climax. It's the most embarrassingly dated thing of early 00s pop culture.
>>114860371Na drew was fat, they had to constantly use tricks in the move to hide that fact.The wardrobe choices also assisted.Just look at how she looked a few years before compared to then.
>>114860501Alright yeah I see it now, she could stand to lose a little weight.
>>114860397Why do indians do shit like that in their movies?
>>114860397I hope this got at least 3 Oscars
Anybody got that resident evil one?The animated movies not the live action shit.
>>114860511Na man it is a trope of their movies, I have seen it a number of times in various genres.
>>114857173Who has the better hair system? Travolta obviously has the more expensive but who does it fit better?
>>114857173This is some serious foreshadowing, they're pointing at themselves in the mirror. This symbolizes how the man behind the gun will be pointing that very same gun at their own face. Fuck, I need a cigarette and a new pair of skivvies.
>>114855683>>114855800>>114855840>>114856667This is fucking gay and looks retarded. Only weeb faggots would like this.
>>114855086Reminds me of this
>>114857647This is like a Bollywood movie
>>114857647>Embedprime demi was so fuckable omfg
>>114860729Johns is better but is it more expensive?I recall seeing photos that indicate he simply uses the spray on shit.
>>114860877what is this fujoshit kino
>>114860086Blade was the one to do it first but yeah the Matrix popularised it by making it actually look good. Much like how everyone thinks of the low bass horn as the "Inception" horn when District 9 did it already
Do white people really do this?
>>114860790This that russian movie?
>>114855086not liking equilibrium's gun-fu makes you a total fucking faggot you should go back to shitting in your gay lovers hands and then eating that shit with aids covered forks
>>114855086Imagine the hearing loss.
>>114861110>he's never played a game of soggy biscuit with the ladspathetic
>>114861110Yeah, except the biscuit is your mum
>>114860086Shrek was a parody movie
>>114855086It's amazing how many people thought this stuff was cool at the time. People would defend it here constantly. It was always insanely retarded.
>>114857647I miss the early 00s so much
>no one has posted bullseye yetfor shamehttps://hooktube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw
>>114861458What's wrong with it?
>>114861666nice trips satanit's so kino it ruins the rest of the movie
>>114861599You are not supposed to use knockback rules when playing a normal campaign.
>>114855086Someone post the Resident Evil one.
>>114861112>Russian Avenger, there a ninja dude in the group with speed and agility power is using two baldes. No joke, they shaped like the good old hammer and sickle.
>>114860790lmao what russian movie is this?
>>114860712that's a soap opera, not a movie
>>114860790WISE FWUM YOUW GWAVE
>>114855086and neither of them ever heard anything again
>>114860397Recommend me good Indian movies with this aesthetic. They're so silly that it's pure comedy, can't stop laughing at how cheap and cheesy it is
Someone post the John Wick one
>>114860991I assumed Travolta is top of the line since he has a jet liner garage attached to his house.
>>114860877semi-auto flintlock muskets?
>>114862324You're someone, begging faggot
Post that Now You See Me 2 scene. You know, THE scene
>>114861087This has to be that shit Mel Gibson war movie...
>>114860300Were they? I remember those two films were camp as fuck.
>>114862497I don't have it though I lost it
>>114863146Then I guess you'll have to learn how to save files and organize them. Or fuck off, either one is good.
>>114863210Who hurt you?
>>114863304>be responsible>u mad xd
>>114863383You genuinely seem upset
>>114862512Can the Masked Magician reveal THAT trick?
>>114855086Are they gay?
>>114861110Its a urban myth
>>114861110at first I thought it was a man in the postar, that'd be pretty gay haha
>>114860397india was a mistake
>>114855086Equilibrium is what 1984 should have been.
>>114855086Careful anon, youre stepping on my shitposts
>>114864593That's the one, thank you anon
>>114860397>indian movie>all the actors look whitewhy?
>>114860790>Joe Rogan: Origins
>>114864593this seems silly but those types of areas are usually loud as fuck and although silencers are a lot louder than people realize, they also sound nothing like in the movies so most people can't even distinguish it when audiblestill very stupid but not overblown as people make it out to be
>>114855086Equilibrium's mortal sin was killing off Sean Bean. The character could have been the foil, the guide, the one to lead the main character to the truth, not some dumb kid.
>>114864802something about that skull shape on that bald girl and the raised eyebrows/exagerrating mouth movements These type of people NEVER have anything worth to say yet they're put on golden thrones where their opinions matter
>>114861110I thought the soggy biscuit game was only played in college by fratboys?
>>114860790What about tigers, I hear they have tigers
>>114855086imagine directing this and not thinking im a hack
>>114860397i need a sauce now
>>114864593i think this scene was intended to be funny as most were laughing in the theater
>>114857173This is some of the best shit ever. unironically an incredibly kino movie. you're a child if you don't realize this is godly
>>114865127A pistol with a suppressor (we don't call them silencers) is still louder than a jackhammer and can cause hearing damage at close range.
>>114855086tread softly, because you tread on my dreams
>>114865400kek is this from some fanflick?
>>114865131>skull shapeSubhumans you mean?
>>114858434And that one guy who kept saying how much better The Man From Earth was than Hollywood movies.
>>114857062>in the characters can kill anything with their guns if they shoot them from an angleWhat? Like in that Wanted movie?
>>114855086The Gunkata in Ultraviolet was more ridiculous.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OT1gcO2urM
>>114864553dat sloped forehead
>>114865490>he's not a fan of Star Trek: Enterprise
>>114865700i watched it fully once a few years back so i dont remember that lol
>>114865896Sam Fisher's face when was doing it the hard way for decades
>>114865128Sean Bean's character has to die. It's a cardinal rule.
>>114864976They're northern Indo-Iranian
>>114859035I have never met anyone who doesn't like Face/Off, the question is do you appreciate it ironically as mere over the top action comedy (the pleb take) or realize it's unironically a well-directed film with actual great performances (patricians only).
>>114860642>>114862167>>114864976Its a soap opera not a movie, there are entire compilations of it on youtube.
>>114860397EXTREMELY FUCKING BASED KINO
>>114864384Is this a JAV parody? Please say yes.
>>114865242No, that's just what jealous GDI's (god damn independent) say after they were rejected by a frat.
>>114860779this. so much this
>>114865896very epic mr scofield
>>114864384Not even the Japs can pull off real life anime. Muda da.
>>114865168which bollywood movie is this
>>114860397it never ends.
>>114864315>this is what the fat faggot does instead of writing the books and saving the show
>>114857647reminder that these retarded flicks only exist because of drew "guns r bad" barrymore
>>114855086Absolute fucking kino.
>>114861110Fuck, I wanna be that biscuit
>>114866800t. salty goo gobbler
>>114855086god that looks so fucking badI'd probably enjoy it a lot drunk off my ass
>>114864802my lord, the faces of those mutts...!
>>114865448god i loved person of interest, but this scene was so fucking bad
>>114864593Such an amazing scene! I was laughing so hard.
>>114861599Who knew the Dread Pirate Roberts had such strength?
>>114864802yall see that dog drivin that truck
>>114860397is this what Special Relativity looks like?
>>114855086This is LITERALLY the definition of kino
>>114860535I do not remember thatg part.
>>114859282>Cross shaped muzzle flashesSo fucking kino
>>114855086wtf when was Shane McMahon in a movie?
>>114869034How'd she not cut the other chick's legs off in the process
>>114857215This is painfulOH MY FUCKING LORD i did not needed to see this today.
>>114864802I never noticed that the dyke was reading off of something.
>>114857647Holy fuck what is this I want to see it RIGHT NOW
>>114860790Altered Beast : The Movie
>>114857215The original is just as hilarious honestly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM
>>114861599HAHAHAman, theres something really funny about women getting hit like dudes.
>>114864553lmao i have more ass than her, and i am a skinny male
>>114865400>based on actual events.
>>114857311agreed. Hard Target is the only Woo movie i remember liking, but i've got to see if that really holds up.
>>114855086apparently theirs some anime that just flat out ripped off the gun-kata, completely different story though
>>114857647the little nod at the end to the original title sequence was great, but the rest of that scene, and the movie, was a hot mess.
>>114861599reminds me of the scene from play misty for me where clint does one single punch and the lady killer goes flying out of the window off a cliff. I laughed so hard the first time i watch this https://youtu.be/IToytI3rmlI?t=55
>>114868395This entire fucking movie is just action cringe to the extreme, someone should set up a friendly /tv/ stream so we can watch together, i shit you not, its a spiritual experience, it is bad, oh boy it is very bad.
>>114861110Imagine being the parents who agreed to let their child do this.
>>114870006>imagine being rich parents of child actors
>>114865536this reminds me of those "he's gonna get you" webms from a long time ago. does anyone have those?
>>114869850they must've been joking when they did this, literally every single fucking background female in this has more ass and tits than mrs. crystal skull and she walks right past them
>>114855086fuck you that's awesome
This is the worst thing I've seen in a mainstream movie in the past 10 years:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXh6Ev3oTqU
>>114870408S M HMH
>>114861110This is a Euro thing.
>>114865536Diesel is ALWAYS kino
>>114870408lol.why do they keep throwing it around even when nobody is searching them anymore?
>>114870408>The youtube commentsHoly fuck people are retarded.
>>114855086>jumps in front of your shield wall
a forgotten /tv/ legendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
>>114865688Unironically a (((neanderthal))) trait.
>>114855086gun kata is kino though
>>114870806Looks like a video game cinematic. Embarrassing.
>>114871094the 3d RE movies are so creative in their bullshit. I'm glad to see that re finally surpassed its schlocky roots
>>114871209That's pretty fucking dumb.
>shoots into a crowded police station
>>114871237it's so unapologetically retarded that it becomes awesome
>>114871346>>114871386back to /v/ faglord
>>114857173Face/Off is peak cinema. Possibly the greatest film ever made.
>>114870941Never, anon. Never forgotten.
>>114865448your webm reminds me that, when filming die hard, rickman would flinch so badly when he fired his pistol that mctiernan had to cut away. those gals obviously didn't have to deal with the noise or recoil or flash
>>114870941that was fucking stupid...AND CONTAGIOUS
>>114871386>does more damage than the mutant
>>114871428it's a movie faggot
>>114871718i stand by it
>>114860877HOW THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE SO MANY BULLETS!?
>>114865131she's got a good body though
>>114870408fuck everything about this.
>>114870941Never fucking forget.
>>114870408this is pure cringe
>>114857647>prime Chariie's Angel>cant do headshotsDamn Ashton's right all along
>>114870941I saw this film on cable once and I don't know how you can have so many visuals and elaborate action scenes and feel so fucking cheap and lame. They homaged A Trip to the Moon with the exploding natives made of smoke, then flew around, and then Pan's mother is made of After Effects particle effects, that's literally all I remember.
>>114869454>that needless jump at 0:17fucking kek
>>114871879This scene always baffles me, what the fuck were they doing?
>>114870408wow that has to be one of the most retarded things I have ever seen
>>114870941oh jesus fuckI was not ready
>>114871879I seriously can't believe you basedboys can't understand this scene.
>>114870408This makes me wonder if the first one holds up as well as I remember.
>>114869454That wall assisted body slam was great.
>>114871271Kingsman is one of the best action movies of the last decade.
>>114860805If you aren't a weeb faggot then you shouldn't be on 4chan period.
Equilibrium was pure kino fire, don't kid yourself, kid
>>114857173k i n o
>>114860397india was the best thing to ever happen to cinema ever
>>114872435What if I'm a faggot, but not a weeb?
>>114871879all time great GOAT shot of all time
>>114857215Cant climb a fucking fence anymore without this shit happening
>>114872498anime is the key to success
>>114857173I was like 12 when this came out and my folks kicked me out of theater for laughing.
>>114869034Based Canadian perv cartoon.
>>114861243Well not everybody is raging faggot like you, willing to be anally raped
>>114872498Then you go to reddit :)
>>114861110>butt cracks are visibleIs that legal?
>>114872583>second bullet>faster than the first
>>114872783You got the one with Carmela?
>>114857647There's literally nothing wrong with this. It's a cartoonish girl-spy movie. Why can't movies be cartoonish anymore? Movies used to be so diverse in their world's logic. Many cartoon-like movies were made. Imagine making webms and laughing at how unrealistic and retarded Ace Ventura is.Today, everything needs to be hyper realistic as if it makes the movie smarter; It doesn't. A movie is a story worth hearing, not a scientific paper.
>>114864976You must be an American
>>114872998>mfw everyone in my theater was silent/pokerfaced when this/cpt. marvel showed up
>>114860397you know I was memeing about this shit in like 2013 and no one fucking laughed, fuck you all for being slow to the curve
>>114872860also, who couldn't forget this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDte-axR9l8
>>114864553Jews are honestly revolting
>>114872998>people watch capeshit>people will watch vagshit
>>114869850I could dump my entire skeleton folder and it wouldn't convey the utter lack of ass on display
>>114864976Aryan indian master race . Get with the times, man.
>>114870408I thought this scene was 15 minutes long the first time I saw it
>>114865677>The Gunkata in Ultraviolet was more ridiculous.The reason is that the Gunkata in that movie is the variant someone in Equilibriums production staff was pushing to use aswell, but the director wanted the more subdued one. And looking back we can see which was better choice. Equilibrium is a cult classic and Ultraviolet is pretty much forgotten film.
>>114872998I still don't get why people flocked to see this movie. I like to think we haven't sinked so low as to have a quarter of the entire world worship and identify with marvel characters like they're real people enough they HAVE to see them fight in a big dumb battle scene or else their lives are worthless.
>>114873073>look guys!>look how long i've been here!!!!>look what i was meming about in 2013!!!!!!>8==D~~~~~~
>>114855086Don't have a webm but honestly how in that new robin hood movie they treated arrows like some fucking machine gun in some eastern country
>>114870408Why didnt one of them just put it in their ass
>>114860877>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2OmsXgGRCY>google this>anime about musketeers>they unlock magical powers that make the muskets shoot multiple bulletsHoly fuck Japan.
>>114873352I was 14 in 2013, I was memeing about this on IRC and shit
>>114866442Can I be both? it's really entertaining action flick with good pertormances.
>>114873478you're only 20 years old?
>>114870806Extended cut is more embarrassing, especially 3:02https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsFWBzDHkk
>>114870941Im no newfag and i remmeber ppl posting this, but i dont see the cringe in this. It actually co,es across pretty good to me.
>>114872860>>114873107this shit is just too damn funny
>>114873107The one group that just bounces off the palace wall and falls to their deaths
>>114871674Supposedly that is how the actor actually runs. There was this making of documentary of this film and they show him in a large treadmill doing this scene.
>>114860729This post made me kek
>>114857215wtf my eyes lierally hurt>>114861938>haped like the good old hammer and sickle.The Soviets are just biding their time aren't they
>>114873478You must be 18 to use this website
>>114873107why the fuck would you plant catapult palm trees outside of your city walls?
>>114864567The Crush. I thought it was either the crush or poison ivy cause i remember both having a similar plot. 90s shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ&t=42sthis scene still makes me visibly angry
>>114873557>comment that said the cgi has not aged so wellnigger this came out in 2014 and everyone thought it looked like shit then
>>114874275this is making me feel squeamish and I have no idea why
>>114874179in case you lose the keys
>>114862167You can never go wrong with Chiranjeevi:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfoaogJN_pw