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Post the worst scenes.
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>>114855086
Kino
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*best
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>>114855086
Did you take your dose?
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Remember when in the 2000s there was always that normie friend whose favorite movie was this?
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>>114855086
Reminder that if you don't like equilibrium you're a low-T faggot
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john wick wishes
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>>114856667
it was so stupid i couldn't make it 30 minutes, and i watch trash
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>>114855086
>Kurt Wimmer
One solid cult hit, and since then everything he touches dies.

What gives?
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>>114855935
That scene was cringe though.
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>>114856667
>this just in High T alpha males enjoy watching two grown men dance together.
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>>114855086
What the FUCK did I just watch and why did nobody warn me???
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>>114855086
fuck you gunkata is kino
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>>114855086
It makes more sense in the world of the movie (in the characters can kill anything with their guns if they shoot them from an angle, this gun fist fight is between two of said characters who are trying to out gunkata each other.)
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>>114855086
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>>114855086
wtf is this? A faggot mating dance?
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>>114857173
Posting John Woo is cheating
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>>114857215
the real one is worse enough why edit it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM
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>>114857215
i literally cant tell if this is even the original at this point
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>>114855086
Childhood is thinking this movie is the greatest thing ever
Adulthood is being embarrassed you were ever so stupid
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>>114857437
Clean your room
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>>114855086
That's actually kino sweetie
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>>114857647
holy FUCK that is some bad cgi
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>>114857647
BULLETS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY

GOODNIGHT
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>>114857215
LOL that cannot be real..
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>>114855086
Cool at first....then when you grow up you start asking why not just step back, lean back, or drop and shoot.
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>>114857785
Yes they do. You're a virgin, you've never shot a gun.
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>>114855086
Equilibrium is ridiculous but it's a highly enjoyable ride.
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>>114857647
legit lol is this real?
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>>114855086
fucking kek why are the dancing around with guns "trying" to shoot eachother?
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>>114857647
im dying
i remember seeing this in the theater when i was 10 or whatever and also thinking it was stupid and hilarious then too
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>>114857647
The whore with the golden guns
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>>114855935
and the other idiot friend who wouldn't shut up about boondock saints.
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>>114855086
The person who choreographed this fight obviously never fired a real gun in his life. The fucking noise would make those guys deaf.
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>>114855086
this movie was sick
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>>114858434
Boondock Saints is enjoyable if your high or drunk as fuck.
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>>114858776

It was a good time, move like this are what cape shit took away from us.
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SICK SKILLS!
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>>114858776
fucking kek
why not just use a rifle with bigger clip?
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>>114857173
When this scene happened I thought that while it was a little silly my testicles were saying kino
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>>114855086
always thought he looked like that dude from the fast show.
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>>114857173
Face Off was great eat my ass if you disagree niggers
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>>114856752
>john wick wishes
What scene is that?
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>>114858867
The 90s couldn't last forever man, in fact you can blame schlocky action movies like Equilibrium for paving the way for capeshit. Equilibrium is a perfect example of "turn your brain off bro" except millenials who have a nostalgic attachment to shit like this movie argue that it's good compared to the modern era of the same concept i.e. capeshit
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>>114857647
>double wielding golden deagles

Based and redpilled
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>>114857647
demi looks way better than them other three
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>>114857647
Fuck me, I loved this movie as a kid and havent seen it since. Almost can't believe how laughable it is now.
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>>114857318
To be fair Liam Neeson is an old man at this point, him climbing that fence would take way too fucking long and clumsy if it was edited normally, the way this is edited is less to make it ''exciting'' and more to just get it over with, he jumps on a car, jumps on the fence, climbs over it and jumps, the editor was probably tired and going over the coverage when he pulled this together.
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>>114858963
Because then you wouldn't be able to have a magazine loader hidden away in your sleeves of course.
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>>114857647
>Lucy Liu T-posing in the air
>hard cut to the 3 of them lying on the ground together
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inb4 borderline experimental
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>>114857647
>they fall right next to each other
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>>114858566
The person who did was the literal director and he has fired guns and "choreographed" the fights in his back garden
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>>114857647
>When you notice that fatty and hawaiian shirt swap places before they hit the ground
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiVx_FpyWCk
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TFW brainlets don't understand Gun Kata
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>>114859662
Where the gifs also made in the early 2000s?
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>>114858963
because then you couldn't do gunfu. retard.
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>>114859723
They bounced.

Also you would think that drew knowing she was going to be in a fucking movie would have lost some weight but no, she had to go in looking like shit compared to her former self.
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>gifs
Stop.
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>>114857318
I love that he lands on his feet but in the next shot he is laying on the ground.
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>>114857647
lol remember when The Matrix came out and every movies suddenly had to include a slow-mo airborn scene? Even fucking Shrek lol
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>>114857173
This was literally kino
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>>114860086
Shrek was doing it as a joke though, these retards were completely srsly
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>>114859723
>>114859926
Maybe it's because I am on a phone and haven't looked at it even fullscreen but non of them look fat to me
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>>114860300
Shows how ubiquitous it was that Shrek was teasing the trope
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>>114860397
fucking kino
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>>114860371
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>>114860397
is that a parody?
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>>114860086
Even fucking Final Fantasy 9 has a Matrix slowmo parody shot in its climax. It's the most embarrassingly dated thing of early 00s pop culture.
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>>114860371
Na drew was fat, they had to constantly use tricks in the move to hide that fact.

The wardrobe choices also assisted.

Just look at how she looked a few years before compared to then.
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>>114855086
LONDON
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>>114860501
Alright yeah I see it now, she could stand to lose a little weight.
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>>114860397
Why do indians do shit like that in their movies?
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>>114860397
I hope this got at least 3 Oscars
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Anybody got that resident evil one?
The animated movies not the live action shit.
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>>114860511
Na man it is a trope of their movies, I have seen it a number of times in various genres.
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>>114857173
Who has the better hair system? Travolta obviously has the more expensive but who does it fit better?
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>>114857173
This is some serious foreshadowing, they're pointing at themselves in the mirror. This symbolizes how the man behind the gun will be pointing that very same gun at their own face. Fuck, I need a cigarette and a new pair of skivvies.
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>>114856667
This is fucking gay and looks retarded. Only weeb faggots would like this.
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>>114855086
Reminds me of this
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>>114857647
This is like a Bollywood movie
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>>114857647
>Embed
prime demi was so fuckable omfg
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>>114860805
Wrong, zoomer
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>>114860729
Johns is better but is it more expensive?

I recall seeing photos that indicate he simply uses the spray on shit.
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>>114860877
what is this fujoshit kino
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>>114860086
Blade was the one to do it first but yeah the Matrix popularised it by making it actually look good. Much like how everyone thinks of the low bass horn as the "Inception" horn when District 9 did it already
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Do white people really do this?
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>>114860790
This that russian movie?
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>>114855086
not liking equilibrium's gun-fu makes you a total fucking faggot you should go back to shitting in your gay lovers hands and then eating that shit with aids covered forks
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>>114855086
Imagine the hearing loss.
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>>114861110
>he's never played a game of soggy biscuit with the lads
pathetic
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>>114861110
Yeah, except the biscuit is your mum
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>>114860086
Shrek was a parody movie
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>>114860790
Kino
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbcTtbXnOCo
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>>114855086

It's amazing how many people thought this stuff was cool at the time. People would defend it here constantly. It was always insanely retarded.
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>>114857647
I miss the early 00s so much
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>no one has posted bullseye yet
for shame
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=bIMVrX9CaVw
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>>114855086
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>>114861458
What's wrong with it?
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>>114861666
nice trips satan
it's so kino it ruins the rest of the movie
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>>114861599

You are not supposed to use knockback rules when playing a normal campaign.
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>>114855086
Someone post the Resident Evil one.
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>>114861719
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/616_(number)#The_Number_of_the_Beast
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>>114861112
>

Russian Avenger, there a ninja dude in the group with speed and agility power is using two baldes. No joke, they shaped like the good old hammer and sickle.
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>>114860790
lmao what russian movie is this?
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>>114860712
that's a soap opera, not a movie
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>>114860790
WISE FWUM YOUW GWAVE
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>>114855086
and neither of them ever heard anything again
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>>114860397
Recommend me good Indian movies with this aesthetic. They're so silly that it's pure comedy, can't stop laughing at how cheap and cheesy it is
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Someone post the John Wick one
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>>114860991
I assumed Travolta is top of the line since he has a jet liner garage attached to his house.
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>>114860877
semi-auto flintlock muskets?
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>>114862324
You're someone, begging faggot
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Post that Now You See Me 2 scene. You know, THE scene
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>>114861087

This has to be that shit Mel Gibson war movie...
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>>114860300
Were they? I remember those two films were camp as fuck.
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>>114862497
I don't have it though I lost it
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>>114863146
Then I guess you'll have to learn how to save files and organize them. Or fuck off, either one is good.
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>>114863210
Who hurt you?
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>>114863304
>be responsible
>u mad xd
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>>114863383
You genuinely seem upset
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>>114862512
Can the Masked Magician reveal THAT trick?
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>>114855086
Are they gay?
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>>114861110
Its a urban myth
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>>114861110
at first I thought it was a man in the postar, that'd be pretty gay haha
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>>114860790
BASED
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>>114860397
india was a mistake
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>>114855086
Equilibrium is what 1984 should have been.
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>>114855086
Careful anon, youre stepping on my shitposts
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>>114861599
Sauce ?
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>>114862324
This one?
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>>114864593
That's the one, thank you anon
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>>114857647
KINO
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>>114860397
>indian movie
>all the actors look white
why?
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>>114860790
>Joe Rogan: Origins
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>>114864593
this seems silly but those types of areas are usually loud as fuck and although silencers are a lot louder than people realize, they also sound nothing like in the movies so most people can't even distinguish it when audible

still very stupid but not overblown as people make it out to be
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>>114855086
Equilibrium's mortal sin was killing off Sean Bean. The character could have been the foil, the guide, the one to lead the main character to the truth, not some dumb kid.
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>>114864802
something about that skull shape on that bald girl and the raised eyebrows/exagerrating mouth movements

These type of people NEVER have anything worth to say yet they're put on golden thrones where their opinions matter
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>>114861110
I thought the soggy biscuit game was only played in college by fratboys?
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>>114860790
What about tigers, I hear they have tigers
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>>114855086
imagine directing this and not thinking im a hack
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>>114860397
i need a sauce now
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>>114864593
i think this scene was intended to be funny as most were laughing in the theater
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>>114857173

This is some of the best shit ever. unironically an incredibly kino movie. you're a child if you don't realize this is godly
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>>114865127
A pistol with a suppressor (we don't call them silencers) is still louder than a jackhammer and can cause hearing damage at close range.
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>>114855086
tread softly, because you tread on my dreams
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>>114865400
kek is this from some fanflick?
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>>114865131
>skull shape
Subhumans you mean?
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>>114858434
And that one guy who kept saying how much better The Man From Earth was than Hollywood movies.
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>>114857062
>in the characters can kill anything with their guns if they shoot them from an angle
What? Like in that Wanted movie?
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>>114855086
The Gunkata in Ultraviolet was more ridiculous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OT1gcO2urM
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>>114864553
dat sloped forehead
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>>114865490
>he's not a fan of Star Trek: Enterprise
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>>114865536
kino
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>>114865700
i watched it fully once a few years back so i dont remember that lol
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>>114865896
Sam Fisher's face when was doing it the hard way for decades
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>>114865128
Sean Bean's character has to die. It's a cardinal rule.
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>>114864976
They're northern Indo-Iranian
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>>114859035
I have never met anyone who doesn't like Face/Off, the question is do you appreciate it ironically as mere over the top action comedy (the pleb take) or realize it's unironically a well-directed film with actual great performances (patricians only).
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>>114860642
>>114862167
>>114864976
Its a soap opera not a movie, there are entire compilations of it on youtube.
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>>114860397
EXTREMELY FUCKING BASED KINO
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>>114864384
Is this a JAV parody? Please say yes.
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>>114857215
MCU tier
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>>114865242
No, that's just what jealous GDI's (god damn independent) say after they were rejected by a frat.
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>>114860779
this. so much this
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>>114865896
very epic mr scofield
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>>114864384
Not even the Japs can pull off real life anime. Muda da.
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>>114859793
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>>114859793
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>>114865168
which bollywood movie is this
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>>114860397
it never ends.
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>>114864315
>this is what the fat faggot does instead of writing the books and saving the show
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>>114860877
nuke them
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>>114857647
reminder that these retarded flicks only exist because of drew "guns r bad" barrymore
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>>114855086
Absolute fucking kino.
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>>114864593
Based scene
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>>114861110
Fuck, I wanna be that biscuit
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>>114866800
t. salty goo gobbler
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>>114855086
god that looks so fucking bad
I'd probably enjoy it a lot drunk off my ass
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>>114864802
my lord, the faces of those mutts...!
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>>114865448
god i loved person of interest, but this scene was so fucking bad
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>>114864593
Such an amazing scene! I was laughing so hard.
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>>114860805
Zoomer faggot
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>>114861599
Who knew the Dread Pirate Roberts had such strength?
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>>114864802
yall see that dog drivin that truck
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>>114861599
Fucking based.
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>>114860397
is this what Special Relativity looks like?
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>>114855086
This is LITERALLY the definition of kino
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>>114860535
I do not remember thatg part.
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>>114859282
>Cross shaped muzzle flashes
So fucking kino
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>>114855086
wtf when was Shane McMahon in a movie?
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>>114868577
LOVE, TARS
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>>114869034
How'd she not cut the other chick's legs off in the process
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>>114857215
This is painful
OH MY FUCKING LORD i did not needed to see this today.
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>>114864802
I never noticed that the dyke was reading off of something.
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>>114858776
Kino™
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>>114857647
Holy fuck what is this I want to see it RIGHT NOW
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>>114860790
Altered Beast : The Movie
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>>114857215
The original is just as hilarious honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCKhktcbfQM
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>>114861599
HAHAHA
man, theres something really funny about women getting hit like dudes.
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>>114864553
lmao
i have more ass than her, and i am a skinny male
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>>114865400
>based on actual events.
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>>114857311
agreed. Hard Target is the only Woo movie i remember liking, but i've got to see if that really holds up.
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>>114855086
apparently theirs some anime that just flat out ripped off the gun-kata, completely different story though
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>>114869850
FUCKING NOTHING
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>>114857647
the little nod at the end to the original title sequence was great, but the rest of that scene, and the movie, was a hot mess.
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>>114861599
reminds me of the scene from play misty for me where clint does one single punch and the lady killer goes flying out of the window off a cliff. I laughed so hard the first time i watch this
https://youtu.be/IToytI3rmlI?t=55
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>>114868395
This entire fucking movie is just action cringe to the extreme, someone should set up a friendly /tv/ stream so we can watch together, i shit you not, its a spiritual experience, it is bad, oh boy it is very bad.
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>>114861110
Imagine being the parents who agreed to let their child do this.
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>>114870006
>imagine being rich parents of child actors
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>>114865536

this reminds me of those "he's gonna get you" webms from a long time ago. does anyone have those?
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>>114859190
Vergil...
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>>114869850
they must've been joking when they did this, literally every single fucking background female in this has more ass and tits than mrs. crystal skull and she walks right past them
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>>114855086
fuck you that's awesome
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This is the worst thing I've seen in a mainstream movie in the past 10 years:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXh6Ev3oTqU
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>>114870408
S M H
M
H
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>>114861110
This is a Euro thing.
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>>114865536
Diesel is ALWAYS kino
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>>114870408
lol.

why do they keep throwing it around even when nobody is searching them anymore?
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>>114870408
>The youtube comments

Holy fuck people are retarded.
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>>114855086
>jumps in front of your shield wall
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a forgotten /tv/ legend

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQBGmBOhQEE
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>>114865688
Unironically a (((neanderthal))) trait.
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>>114855086
gun kata is kino though
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>>114870806
Looks like a video game cinematic. Embarrassing.
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>>114871094
the 3d RE movies are so creative in their bullshit. I'm glad to see that re finally surpassed its schlocky roots
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>>114871209
That's pretty fucking dumb.
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>shoots into a crowded police station
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>>114871237
it's so unapologetically retarded that it becomes awesome
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>>114871346
>>114871386
back to /v/ faglord
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>>114864384
>japanese """""""""""""humor"""""""""""""
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>>114857173
Face/Off is peak cinema. Possibly the greatest film ever made.
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>>114870941
Never, anon. Never forgotten.
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>>114865448
your webm reminds me that, when filming die hard, rickman would flinch so badly when he fired his pistol that mctiernan had to cut away. those gals obviously didn't have to deal with the noise or recoil or flash
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>>114870941
that was fucking stupid

...AND CONTAGIOUS
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>>114871386
>does more damage than the mutant
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>>114871428
it's a movie faggot
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>>114871718
i stand by it
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>>114860877
HOW THE FUCK DO THEY HAVE SO MANY BULLETS!?
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>>114865131
she's got a good body though
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>>114870408
fuck everything about this.
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>>114870941
Never fucking forget.
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>>114870408
this is pure cringe
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>>114857647

>prime Chariie's Angel
>cant do headshots

Damn Ashton's right all along
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>>114870941
I saw this film on cable once and I don't know how you can have so many visuals and elaborate action scenes and feel so fucking cheap and lame. They homaged A Trip to the Moon with the exploding natives made of smoke, then flew around, and then Pan's mother is made of After Effects particle effects, that's literally all I remember.
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>>114869454
>that needless jump at 0:17
fucking kek
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>>114871879
This scene always baffles me, what the fuck were they doing?
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>>114870408
wow that has to be one of the most retarded things I have ever seen
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>>114870941
oh jesus fuck
I was not ready
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>>114871879
I seriously can't believe you basedboys can't understand this scene.
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>>114870408
This makes me wonder if the first one holds up as well as I remember.
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>>114869454
That wall assisted body slam was great.
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>>114871271
Kingsman is one of the best action movies of the last decade.
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>>114860805
If you aren't a weeb faggot then you shouldn't be on 4chan period.
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Equilibrium was pure kino fire, don't kid yourself, kid
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>>114857173
k i n o
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>>114860397
india was the best thing to ever happen to cinema ever
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>>114872435
What if I'm a faggot, but not a weeb?
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>>114871879
all time great GOAT shot of all time
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>>114857215
Cant climb a fucking fence anymore without this shit happening
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>>114872498
anime is the key to success
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>>114857173
I was like 12 when this came out and my folks kicked me out of theater for laughing.
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>>114869034
Based Canadian perv cartoon.
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>>114861243
Well not everybody is raging faggot like you, willing to be anally raped
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>>114872498
Then you go to reddit :)
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>>114861110
>butt cracks are visible
Is that legal?
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>>114872583
>second bullet
>faster than the first
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>>114872701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PZXu3x93T0
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>>114872783
You got the one with Carmela?
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>>114862167
>>114855086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06sOEWajpZs
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>>114857647
There's literally nothing wrong with this. It's a cartoonish girl-spy movie. Why can't movies be cartoonish anymore? Movies used to be so diverse in their world's logic. Many cartoon-like movies were made. Imagine making webms and laughing at how unrealistic and retarded Ace Ventura is.

Today, everything needs to be hyper realistic as if it makes the movie smarter; It doesn't. A movie is a story worth hearing, not a scientific paper.
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>>114870006
probably European
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>>114864976
You must be an American
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>>114872998
>mfw everyone in my theater was silent/pokerfaced when this/cpt. marvel showed up
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>>114860397
you know I was memeing about this shit in like 2013 and no one fucking laughed, fuck you all for being slow to the curve
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>>114872860
also, who couldn't forget this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDte-axR9l8
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>>114864553
Jews are honestly revolting
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>>114872998
>people watch capeshit
>people will watch vagshit
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>>114869850
I could dump my entire skeleton folder and it wouldn't convey the utter lack of ass on display
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>>114864976
Aryan indian master race . Get with the times, man.
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>>114858963
>clip
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>>114873107
WHAT
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>>114870408
I thought this scene was 15 minutes long the first time I saw it
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>>114865677
>The Gunkata in Ultraviolet was more ridiculous.
The reason is that the Gunkata in that movie is the variant someone in Equilibriums production staff was pushing to use aswell, but the director wanted the more subdued one. And looking back we can see which was better choice. Equilibrium is a cult classic and Ultraviolet is pretty much forgotten film.
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>>114872998
I still don't get why people flocked to see this movie. I like to think we haven't sinked so low as to have a quarter of the entire world worship and identify with marvel characters like they're real people enough they HAVE to see them fight in a big dumb battle scene or else their lives are worthless.
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>>114873073
>look guys!
>look how long i've been here!!!!
>look what i was meming about in 2013!!!!!!
>8==D~~~~~~
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>>114855086
Don't have a webm but honestly how in that new robin hood movie they treated arrows like some fucking machine gun in some eastern country
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>>114870408
Why didnt one of them just put it in their ass
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>>114860877
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2OmsXgGRCY
>google this
>anime about musketeers
>they unlock magical powers that make the muskets shoot multiple bullets
Holy fuck Japan.
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>>114873352
I was 14 in 2013, I was memeing about this on IRC and shit
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>>114866442
Can I be both? it's really entertaining action flick with good pertormances.
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>>114873478
you're only 20 years old?
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>>114870806
Extended cut is more embarrassing, especially 3:02
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpsFWBzDHkk
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>>114869850

Imagine...
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>>114870941
Im no newfag and i remmeber ppl posting this, but i dont see the cringe in this. It actually co,es across pretty good to me.
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>>114872860
>>114873107
this shit is just too damn funny
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>>114873107

The one group that just bounces off the palace wall and falls to their deaths
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>>114871674
Supposedly that is how the actor actually runs. There was this making of documentary of this film and they show him in a large treadmill doing this scene.
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>>114860729
This post made me kek
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>>114857215

wtf my eyes lierally hurt

>>114861938
>haped like the good old hammer and sickle.

The Soviets are just biding their time aren't they
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>>114873478

You must be 18 to use this website
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>>114873107
why the fuck would you plant catapult palm trees outside of your city walls?
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>>114864567
The Crush. I thought it was either the crush or poison ivy cause i remember both having a similar plot. 90s shit
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ&t=42s
this scene still makes me visibly angry
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>>114873557
>comment that said the cgi has not aged so well
nigger this came out in 2014 and everyone thought it looked like shit then
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>>114874275
this is making me feel squeamish and I have no idea why
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>>114874179
in case you lose the keys
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>>114862167
You can never go wrong with Chiranjeevi:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfoaogJN_pw



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