>>112974788Someone died cause they used tap water in one of those.
>>112974915what? how?What is that thing anyway and what are you supposed to have in it?
>>112974915What is supposed to go in it?
>>112974953>>112974976You're supposed to religiously clean it and only use a salt water solution because water in the nose is one of the easiest ways to get a brain parasite.
>>112974953Bacteria went in their brain and it killed 'em>>112974976distilled water
I'll just blow my nose into a tissue thanks
>>112974915i dont think it was tap water, but well water. well water from a swamp...
>>112975053It's not a bacteria, it's a amoeba: https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/naegleria/sinus-rinsing.html
>>112975416ENJOY YOUR SWIM LMAO
>>112975416>Health or religious practiceWhich religion?
this shit feels so nice>>112975524Hinduism or Buddhism
this is a real commercial that aired on tv it will make you sickhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d43X5iF5t8
>>112975483Keep your head out of hot, stagnant pools of standing water and you will be fine
>>112975421I can still hear it.
>>112976475>what is every manmade lake on EarthThanks global warming :(
>>112974788>>112974915got ptsd looking at this picture from when i used this shit but forgot to put salt in the water. felt like i was being drowned.
>>112976475They were invoked in this thread because people died using a neti potOne kid died using a slip and slide in his backyard
>>112976556>yesterday you said you'd call Sears>this commercial is old enough to drink in the US nowI dreamed I was old...
>>112975045Last person I remember hearing got a brain eating amoeba got it from their shower water. Also they didn't turn into Tetsuo.
>>112975305If the water was well how did they get sick?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eldbPUqhFZkACROSS FROM THE BUS BARN IN WASILLA IS NOW WHERE WE IS, SAVE MORE BUCKS AT THE MATTRESS RANCH
Have any of you ever seen "Death by Popcorn: The Tragedy of the Winnipeg Jets"? There are some amazing local tv spots peppered throughout. Winnipeg seems like a cool place. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaoKzsJszY8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFs03fGZXY4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLqxGKddiEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcdL2vzJBSQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akg6kVScyd8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcHLTnCSOvo
>>112976741>Sears barely exists any more
>>112975670Intentionally made to be one of those viral commercials.
>>112974915>>112975305>>112978533>Woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using
>>112981219>sears barely exists anymore because the owner is trying to crash it with no survivors>he's just getting away with it
>>112981493Yeah I don't know what Eddie Lampert was thinking. They just sold off anything that was actually profitable to them then still thought they'd survive.
>>112975421why were they showing this on nickelodeon
>>112981601he was thinking he'd get even richer>be the store's largest creditor>sell anything worthwhile to himself>crash the stores until it's definitely headed towards bankruptcy>step down>collect when the creditors get paid out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N89qnlZM0i0It's now impossible to hear any of these songs and not think the next one follows.
>>112981892lmao love this shit
https://youtu.be/AZJSjrox_2s>Imagine a world where time drifts slowly
>>112975039>Naväge: Bear Grills Model
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8the GOAT commercial
>>112982390They have been showing this commercial for 20+ years and I swear Ive never seen a house with one of these
>>112975045will i die if I don't use soap to clean my nighttime retainer?
>>112982410just cringe tb.h senpai
>ctrl + f>education connection >0 results https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RsjQzVUT7k
>>112974915You can use tap water, but it's better if you boil it before. I also have to add about 1% of salt
>>112982791Loved this one. She's cute.
>>112974788Advert about the WWI Christmas Truce. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KHoVBK2EVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV8zGNe7EbgI'll remember this until the day I die.
Why does Toonami get literally no respect?I know you guys have to put on this air about how you never watch dubs and they're evil and everything but at least a nod toward Toonami saying, "not bad" would be acceptable I think.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3pld6ai6cc
>>112983505That this -or at least something like this- actually happened will never not be amazing.
>>112976475>keep your head out of hot, stagnant pools of standing waterdoes this mean eating pusy is off-limits
>>112975421I'll call now.
>>112975483wtf I hate swimming now
>>112983688If only pussy was that clean
>>112983012You did get the tiger poster, right?
>>112974788IT'S A PILLOWIT'S A PETIT'S A PILLOW PEThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZTQAtvGUIYEVERY TIME I WATCHED AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER, THIS CAME ON
Remember this epin maymay?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs
>>112981680She's kind of hot.
>>112983636>15 years ago people used to use landline telephones to get music shipped to themdamn...
>>112975483Someone less than a mile from my house died from this (white water rafting center) a year or two back I'm never swimming in a river again
>>112983828She's more than hot, she started my watching girls on the toilet fetish.
>>112981892>deal with it
ITS MY MONEY!
>>112982791I remember seeing this every time Degrassi went to commercial break on Noggin
>>112983883It was the Battleshits scene that did it for me.
>>112983835They also put quarters in payphones, use collect to call people or paged them and waited for a call back.
>>112975663Was this just pretentious nonsense on purpose, or is it unironic McDonalds arthouse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Ku6RGlJykscared the piss out of me when I was a kid
It was so good they had to do two different versions.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeajNpTLgrYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy6seqOQIVQ
>>112983862are you north/south carolina? cause i heard of that story.>tfw live outside of the range of the brain eating amoeba
>no one posted the most kino yetC'mon you fucks.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
>tfw no cute kids and a slutty wifehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kj7lEPaFjw
>>112981493Who cares lol
>>112974788Imagine the smell.
I think this one's the strangest one I've seen.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXnOubIWOk
>>112975045Maybe in a third world country with dirty tap water.
Pure Michigan parody.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L05gLEZ83twhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ixvZ9ySKwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgQOpSo8okEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mknP9XvHhuM
>>112985260>Maybe in a third world country with dirty tap waterLast case in US was in Seattle in 2018. By all accounts Seattle is poo in the streets cess pool now?
The random-ass umlaut triggers me more than it should, as does repeating the product's name every three seconds
THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP
>>112984076CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, FAGGOTS
Remember the Texas
>>112974915>>112976475>>112976697>>112976978>>112983862>don't get any water in your nose from basically any source or there's a chance an amoeba will fucking eat your brain>also don't got to the hospital or you'll die from a drug resistant bacteria or fungusfuck this gay earth
>>112975483>Although infection occurs rarely, it nearly always results in death, with a case fatality rate greater than 95%.
>>112975045Holy shit, I used to use something like this and I still have the bottle. It was mainly an impulse buy to get rid of congestion, so I guess ill throw it away.
>>112975483Dont forget dry drowningThats right, you guys can get out of the water, go home and take a nap, and drown
>>112986872an amoeba has already eaten and replaced your brainyou're not even you any more
>>112975483I got an ear infection this way when I was young...it was like someone jabbing a pencil in your ear over and over for daysguess I was lucky
>>112985914yes it is as a matter of fact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw
>>112986913One thing I missed from the 2000s is all the shitty anime parodies made to make fun of anime without knowing a lick about the genre.
>>112986995Well fuck. Guess there's nothing else left to do but to make everyone sick then.
>>112975421Imagine the smell
>>112982235Kek. Nice one anon
>>112986655IS YOUR BROTHER'S COCK IN YOUR ASS
https://youtu.be/tloVHJtrJ_k>Not including the GOAT jingle bandThese songs still occasionally pop into my head and I haven't heard them in years
>>112975670ow my eyes
>>112975663How many free Lincolns can one man have?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2nu4a1LyII used to have these sent to random neighbors late at night.
>>112983657kino as fuck
>>112975483Could you get this from swiming in the sea?
NAME BRANDS AT DISCOUNT PRICES!!!!!TOWN.FAIR.TIRE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Urykfwd3Qg
yall are small time, stand backhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI
>>112987116I got an ear infection recently. I don't even go swimming. It felt like my ear drum was going to burst
>>112990274Doubt it. The ocean salinity makes it difficult for these sorts of lifeforms to exist. Polluted coasts might be a problem though
>>112975483Apparently getting naegleria fowleri is almost as unlucky as dying in a plane crash. Seriously, just don't take the risk of swimming in fresh lakes in hot areas where there's a sign in front saying "no swimming due to deadly parasites", dunking your head in the water in hot springs areas continuously, swim in non-chlorineated dirty pools, or do sinus practices like this: >>112974788
I watch western kinos on a channel called grit with my boomer Dad and it’s really comfy, there are a bunch of old commercials they play that are meant to prey on old people and they are kino
>>112975663What's so bad about this? Car commercials are always a little pretentious.
>how do i get my kids interested in school>send em to more school!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESoU5e322mEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjU2mgXbtw8
>>112985914not even a surprise, liberal shithole.
>>112990918It was a drumpftard who died
>>112991202No im talking about the nonpurified water.
>>112982043I never understood what the X-files techno remix did on a CD meant for relaxing songs.
>>112993702What really gets me is the inclusion of Tubular Bells. Who thought that was a good idea?
>>112994436Cause it's totally tubular man!
Bell & Howell Sonic Hearing is iconichttps://youtu.be/DGXEEafY6f4
Commercials used to be powerfulhttps://youtu.be/8Suu84khNGY
>>112995017Imagine a train horn going off while you're wearing this.
>>112986769>>112976978>>112975045I will never shower again.
>>112984971>slutty wifeDo even understand that term? Like, a slut wife is not a good thing.
>>112997641You probably didn't anyway neckbeard
https://youtube.com/watch?v=LNL6t-Eu-IYWhat in the everloving fuck were they thinking!?
>>112997965Yuh huh. Like once a month. Proved YOU wrong. Fag.
>>112982410They found an unexpectedly large market in RV's.
>>112990274Probably not, but in certain parts of the U.S. swimming in salt water or brackish channels with an open wound can result in you losing a limb or dying from vibrio bacteria that infects it and eats your flesh.It also commonly lives in oysters, and if you eat an oyster contaminated with vibrio and it infects your bloodstream -- you have about a 50/50 chance of dying.
>>112997968I feel like the director lost control of the final cut
>>112975483hate to be the one to tell you this anon, but you're much more likely to get in a car crash wich is perfectly capable of killing you
>>112983759Underrated. Unfortunately I never got the books or the poster.
>>112975483Someone redpill me on the connection to this and black people not swimming.
>>112981680>women literally think they need to fool people into believing the literally don't shitwhat
>>112981932I have the same issue with this thesehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c22VlShFh_Uhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCPMLgTSw90
>>112989014Love these. The third one is awesome
>fall asleep watching comedy central>suddenly>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzrhArE9urs>yfw
>>112982043So weird I'm listening to this on youtube right now and every song is super nostalgic. I must have had this as a kid.
>>112999793Anyone catch it on Discovery?
>>112999942you probably just saw the commercial 8000 times like we all did
>>112993702>>112994436And the Fire Walk With Me theme
IT'S JUST LIKEIT'S JUST LIKEA MINI-MALL
>>112994436Mike Oldfield was a big name/pioneer in "new age" music. It's use as the theme from the Exorcist was incidental, especially for the target audience.
>>112982043>bunch of chill songs>X-Files remix out of nowhere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyHlKOKwSQnot a commercial but this scared me as a kid
>>112994436Full album is pretty cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXvtDm820zI
>>113000062No commercials scared me as a kid, but I used to get terrfied if I fell asleep watching TV and woke up to paid programming. Something about waking up to paid programming is white hot anti-comfy.
>>113000087RIP based Viv
>>112989867>the squish sound
does anyone remember this one commercial where it was one of those album selling ones but it was specifically for this individual country artist who sang so retardedly bad but the commercial was very serious>>112999692>>112981932somewhat similar in style to these ones
FROSTED CHEERIOS?! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0cqnxeBJHs
>>113000023>>113000087I love the album, but it's hard to shake the relationship to The Exorcist.
>>113000266Yeah but then it turns into total Prog Rock craziness. Truly is music you're supposed to sitback and listen to while smoking a joint.
Just avoid lake water.
>>112983505>it wasn't the war to end all wars Still sad.
>no lots lots of trainshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4
>>112980314>we will pay your sales tax! So I don't have to tip the furniture guy?
>>112975663I've never seen that before...
>>113000371Yeah I agree with you on that.
>>113000463>sing-along train songs
>>112981713>(NEW)>uploaded in 2010
>>112990667This. Chlorine is your friend. Bromine is better and makes amusement park ride water smell nice, but you really don't want to go swimming in it.
>>112975483My friend survived an amoeba but it destroyed his lower intestines and bowel and had to shit inside a colostomy bag that's so fucked this little ancient shit can do this.
>>112999531blacks are amoebas
POP GOES PERFECTIONhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHhp9NEF79E
>>112981680This is pretty amazing marketing.
That goddamn nose cleaner and the fucking thing that shaves shit off of your foot make me puke. Just fucking why.
>nobodies posted this kino yethttps://youtu.be/q3WuHTn2qXs
>>112981493>deliberately trying to ruin your companyso it is truebut why? is it linked to being suicidal?
>>112974788I know its /plebbit/ but still goodhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjlkBkfLzC8
HOOT WIRELESS HOOT WIRELESShttps://youtu.be/_DMt3OMwArU
>>112981680imagine the lack of smell
>>113001884The company is ruined but they're making tons of money from it. All the worthwhile assets are siphoned off and then when there's only debts left the company files for bankruptcy, letting them off scot free. It's the same stunt they pulled with Toys R Us.
>>112982791I have never seen this product but how come I have seen some images in it long ago?I haven't seen them recently either. They must have been replaced by image stocks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v2DU1DUbAY>Israel is forced to spend more of her resources to protect her borders which leaves less to help the needy. >You can help provide basic needs each month to those who need it most. >For just $25 a month, you can help provide a food box of staples to poor and needy Jews in Israel.>Please help
>>112975483Imagine being so weak. This is like people dying for eating peanuts. its Darwinian and you deserve to die for having shitty genes.
>>113000634>comments are disables for this videotop kek
>>112995112literally a psyop by the companies that created litter to pin it on the consumer
>>112987315He's clearly saying Gaybait.
>>112974915Fuck I just used tap water to irrigate my nose today. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
>>112974915>Lives in a country where tap water is unsafeJust sad.
>>113002191Less than 1% survival rate, good luck
Canada fags probably know these guys. They have made a ton of weird parody commercials over the years.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cip0TY91sjIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgClRlhoglohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pITzb5ot-Is
>>112983657 Why would she shoot a man after throwing him out of an airplane?
ngl i'm pretty fucked up
>>113002220"Amoebic meningitisAmoebic meningitis may occur if water containing active amoebae goes up the nose. (Children are most at risk.)The disease is rare but usually fatal. It causes inflammation and eventual destruction of the brain and brain linings.Attend a hospital emergency room urgently if you suspect anyone has contracted amoebic meningitis.Amoebic meningitis is caused by a single-celled amoeba that lives in fresh water and damp soil. The amoeba, Naegleria fowleri, can survive in soil for a long time and still reactivate when put in fresh water.Terms explainedAmoeba – a tiny single-celled organism.Amoebic meningitis is also known as primary amoebic meningoencephalitis (or PAM).Amoebic meningitis is usually untreatable, with almost all cases resulting in death, but there is a small chance of successful treatment with antibiotics if the diagnosis is made at a very early stage."Well fuck me
>>112974915humans are squishy
>>112974788https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtnhmy_KcgMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0uWBog2Oi8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1rKHGeMRkthis is kino
>>112983688Eating pusy can give you a throath cancer.
>>112983657>listening to dubsI'll destroy you.
>>112993702take a trip into the unknown, anon
>>113001617I want to yiff in hell with her
>>112975483why was i never told about this? i've snorted so much water
>>112983505>I-it just ended!>Not showing that officers/command got so autistically pissed about this happening that they threatened to kill anyone who ever did something like this again.
>>112975165>Caught by the word filterhownu.ru
>>112984971What a beautiful looking family. I want this man's life.
>>112974788Tell me the truth, are teenagers using this to push beer through their nose?
>>112974788>Major Pumping Requiredhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4yOtuqMplU
>>113007440Why would they?
>>113007619For fun Anon.
>>112975670Local auto dealer commercials are some of the surreal shit ever. I see one for my local dealership every once in a while and its almost as obnoxious.
>>113002076OY VEY, REMBAR THE SIX GORILLION GOY
>>113000371Mike oldfield is an amazing composer, his craft goes far beyond "prog rock you listen to when high", it's actually not even prog rock in my opinion but closer to folk & classical - sometimes incorporated in other genres.Tubular Bells was a fucking start and a half, but in my opinion Hergest Ridge is absolutely magnificent and one step better, then you have cult classic Ommadawn, Amarok, Incantations is quite good - and I will defend all of his pop albums such as earth moving and so on that he did in the 80's to 90's. Discovery was great, Crises (Moonlight Shadow) was great, he's got a few of these Moonlight Shadow "clones" that feel like the same song but isn't actually like "Blue Night", "Man in the Rain", and they're all a treat to listen to. I have a soft spot for Tubular Bells III ("Serpentine", "Outcast"), I absolutely love "Five Miles Out", etc. I do have less interest in his 2000's stuff but I don't think any of it was really bad except for his 2014 return Man on the Rocks which still contained an OK couple songs ("Nuclear" and "Chariots") even tho they didn't feel "Oldfieldish" but he came back in 2017 with Return to Ommadawn which was really really good and an actual throwback to his early works.He's got his own feel to everything he makes, the moment I hear a song I can tell if he's involved in making it or not, in that way I compare him to Yoko Kanno (I've been told before that Susumu Hirasawa was "japanese Mike Oldfield" but it doesn't really fit, Yoko Kanno is a much better comparison when you consider their entire discography), and I don't like when people say he's doing prog rock because even back in the 70's and compared to his contemporaries, it was very different from prog rock and he's a very unique musician. I know that because after listening to Oldfield, I sought "similar prog rock" and listened to a bunch of the contemporary classics and nothing came even close to the feeling of Oldfield's craft.
>>113006217>>112983505>Christmas truce held up as a one-time Christmas miracle>fraternisation actually happened all the time, with soldiers getting sick of the pointless shitty war that nobody understood, before being threatened into continuing by the officers They even went on strike at one point to get better equipment and supplies or at least not to get rushed over the top in a futile "attack", until all the leaders were shot and the rest forced back to the war. They kept it real quiet in the papers to not "hurt morale" and the Germans didn't even realise there was nobody manning the lines until it was too late. If it hadn't been for the aristofficers keeping everyone in line with shootings the war might have ended by the forces simply abandoning the shitshow for good.
>>112975416I got amoeba as a kid because I ate dirt lmao
1877 KARS 4 KIDS
>>113005076Hell ain't as hot as these pussies
>>113011527>our founder is made out of jews yea he was
>>112985161https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4DBZ2TBp-wwhat do you mean barq's has bite?
>>113011527>wifi-enabled juicer>can't even buy one without a subscription
>>112975421New what this was before I even clicked it. “You’ll call now,” indeed.
>>113012074damn i didn't know nick swardson was in sugar ray
>>112974976black tar heroin
>>113007709>funEven doing it with regular water hurts like fuck (you're supposed to use a salt water mix, normal water burns like a bitch), I can't imagine doing it with beer.t. irrigates nose twice a day.
>>112975483Say it in English, doc.
>>113001884in addition to what >>113001980 said the former CEO (he stepped down after declaring bankruptcy for SEARS) is the company's biggest creditor, which means when people get paid out he's at the front of the line for the biggest share. he's sold off all the profitable stuff to shit he's involved with as well
>>112990789is this buckethead approved?
>>113001617I need an adult.
>>113001135Man, Bruce Campbell used to be creepy.
>>112981680>shit out the standard bulking log and have water splash right inside your asshole>die
>>113007903Used to see this one all the time about 2 or 3 years ago. Kind of miss it.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n1sNb87I6i4
>>112981775>>112981775Probably because of the chance of a parent or both being in the room or within ear shot
>>112975483Swam in a cold river in Turkey once. Am I in danger?
>>112974915This is true, however it's very rare and typically only happens in rural areas with poor water filtration. It's due to amoebas that are usually filtered out in most modern facilities-- HOWEVER, you should still sterilize the water first (boiling it and letting it cool down), no matter where you live.
>>113002195It's not that the water itself is necessarily unsafe, by consumption standards. The water can be perfectly fine to DRINK, you just shouldn't expose it to the blood-brain barrier.
>>112975483SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN!>How common are Naegleria fowleri infections in the United States? collapsed>Naegleria fowleri infections are rare*. In the 10 years from 2008 to 2017, 34 infections were reported in the U.S. Of those cases, 30 people were infected by recreational water, 3 people were infected after performing nasal irrigation using contaminated tap water, and 1 person was infected by contaminated tap water used on a backyard slip-n-slide.https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/naegleria/general.html
>>112974788Kino, but never tempted me to buy a Metz, so I guess it failed in that regard.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yovNUABeCrU&ab_channel=MickDeVille
>>112982494My parents own a beach house that has 2 of them. I couldn't fucking believe it the first time I visited them. My mind went straight to that commercial too man. Weird.
>>112983819>"NOPE it's just Chuck Testa."thanks for reminding me of this gem. I could swear it was older than 7 years thoanyway here's one of the first commercials I remember:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50A9wjJ40Dk
>>112982791I always thought she was really cute in that waitress uniform.
>>112982494>>113018677In what situation would someone not just get a stationary tarp? I never understood the point of it
>>1130076190 to drunk in seconds.
>cntrl+f head on>0 resultsNewfags
>>112983505Imagine a world without Them.
>>113018955It actually is pretty handy for like a back patio or a deck since it rolls up in shitty weather and is considerably cooler in the shade since it has a upf rating. Takes about 30 seconds to roll out completely from its housing.
>>112986913>a girl born the day this commercial was released is old enough to fuck now
>>112987208shiI can't stand the Cosmo. Tackiest shit on the strip and their artificial perfume they pump into the HVAC is nauseating. It's like the real housewives of NJ got to design a casino.
>>113020469Is it that russian male model who later transitioned?
>>113002195The last case of someone dying from tap water up the nose was in the U.S in 2018.
>>113021448still have that webm?
>>112974788>When you accept life is a comedy
>>112981680I don't give a shit about how other's feel about my shit, but i'd buy that shit.