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KINO COMMERCIALS
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>>112974788
Someone died cause they used tap water in one of those.
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>>112974915
what? how?

What is that thing anyway and what are you supposed to have in it?
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>>112974915
What is supposed to go in it?
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>>112974976
piss
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>>112974953
>>112974976
You're supposed to religiously clean it and only use a salt water solution because water in the nose is one of the easiest ways to get a brain parasite.
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>>112974953
Bacteria went in their brain and it killed 'em

>>112974976
distilled water
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I'll just blow my nose into a tissue thanks
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>>112974976
onions
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>>112974915
i dont think it was tap water, but well water. well water from a swamp...
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>>112975053
It's not a bacteria, it's a amoeba: https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/naegleria/sinus-rinsing.html
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>>112975416
ENJOY YOUR SWIM LMAO
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>>112975416
>Health or religious practice
Which religion?
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this shit feels so nice

>>112975524
Hinduism or Buddhism
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>>112974976
brapps
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https://youtu.be/9fvXSF9bya0
>extended cut
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this is a real commercial that aired on tv it will make you sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d43X5iF5t8
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>>112975483
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>>112975670
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*inhales*
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>>112975483
Keep your head out of hot, stagnant pools of standing water and you will be fine
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>>112975421
I can still hear it.
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>>112976475
>what is every manmade lake on Earth
Thanks global warming :(
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>>112974788
>>112974915
got ptsd looking at this picture from when i used this shit but forgot to put salt in the water. felt like i was being drowned.
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>>112976475
They were invoked in this thread because people died using a neti pot

One kid died using a slip and slide in his backyard
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>>112976556
>yesterday you said you'd call Sears
>this commercial is old enough to drink in the US now
I dreamed I was old...
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>>112975045
Last person I remember hearing got a brain eating amoeba got it from their shower water. Also they didn't turn into Tetsuo.
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>>112975305
If the water was well how did they get sick?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eldbPUqhFZk

ACROSS FROM THE BUS BARN IN WASILLA IS NOW WHERE WE IS, SAVE MORE BUCKS AT THE MATTRESS RANCH
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Have any of you ever seen "Death by Popcorn: The Tragedy of the Winnipeg Jets"? There are some amazing local tv spots peppered throughout. Winnipeg seems like a cool place.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaoKzsJszY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFs03fGZXY4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmLqxGKddiE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcdL2vzJBSQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Akg6kVScyd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcHLTnCSOvo
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>>112976741
>Sears barely exists any more
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>>112975670
Intentionally made to be one of those viral commercials.
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>>112974915
>>112975305
>>112978533
>Woman dies from brain-eating amoeba after using
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>>112981219
>sears barely exists anymore because the owner is trying to crash it with no survivors
>he's just getting away with it
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>>112981493
Yeah I don't know what Eddie Lampert was thinking. They just sold off anything that was actually profitable to them then still thought they'd survive.
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the goat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IK36TgbUSLQ
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>>112975421
why were they showing this on nickelodeon
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>>112974788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs
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>>112981601
he was thinking he'd get even richer
>be the store's largest creditor
>sell anything worthwhile to himself
>crash the stores until it's definitely headed towards bankruptcy
>step down
>collect when the creditors get paid out
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N89qnlZM0i0

It's now impossible to hear any of these songs and not think the next one follows.
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>>112981892
lmao love this shit
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https://youtu.be/AZJSjrox_2s

>Imagine a world where time drifts slowly
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>>112975039
>Naväge: Bear Grills Model
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>>112975421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEy_1dvBFYE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIg0iMMR2lc
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYX_zhlTDr8

the GOAT commercial
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>>112982390
They have been showing this commercial for 20+ years and I swear Ive never seen a house with one of these
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C.A.L.L. A.T.T
https://youtu.be/bdlewHHgEpQ
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>>112975045
will i die if I don't use soap to clean my nighttime retainer?
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>>112982410
just cringe tb.h senpai
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>ctrl + f
>education connection
>0 results
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RsjQzVUT7k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8EvnM2XUTI
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>>112974915
You can use tap water, but it's better if you boil it before. I also have to add about 1% of salt
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>>112982791
Loved this one. She's cute.
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>>112974788
Advert about the WWI Christmas Truce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KHoVBK2EVE
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV8zGNe7Ebg

I'll remember this until the day I die.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkxNLeKGr4M
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Why does Toonami get literally no respect?

I know you guys have to put on this air about how you never watch dubs and they're evil and everything but at least a nod toward Toonami saying, "not bad" would be acceptable I think.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3pld6ai6cc
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>>112983505
That this -or at least something like this- actually happened will never not be amazing.
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>>112976475
>keep your head out of hot, stagnant pools of standing water
does this mean eating pusy is off-limits
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Freedom Rock

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eGWW8KOQio
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>>112975421
I'll call now.
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>>112975483
wtf I hate swimming now
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>>112983688
If only pussy was that clean
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>>112983012
You did get the tiger poster, right?
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>>112974788

IT'S A PILLOW

IT'S A PET

IT'S A PILLOW PET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZTQAtvGUIY

EVERY TIME I WATCHED AVATAR: THE LAST AIRBENDER, THIS CAME ON
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>snek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s26sZtrw3po
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Remember this epin maymay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs
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>>112981680
She's kind of hot.
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>>112983636
>15 years ago people used to use landline telephones to get music shipped to them
damn...
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>>112975483
Someone less than a mile from my house died from this (white water rafting center) a year or two back I'm never swimming in a river again
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>>112983828
She's more than hot, she started my watching girls on the toilet fetish.
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>>112981892
>deal with it
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ITS MY MONEY!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVs7I9Mo_jk
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>>112982791
>10 hours
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>>112982791
I remember seeing this every time Degrassi went to commercial break on Noggin
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https://youtu.be/fgm14D1jHUw
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>>112983883
It was the Battleshits scene that did it for me.
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>>112984076
BASED
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>>112983835
They also put quarters in payphones, use collect to call people or paged them and waited for a call back.
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>>112983970
based Gorby
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>>112975663
Was this just pretentious nonsense on purpose, or is it unironic McDonalds arthouse?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4Ku6RGlJyk
scared the piss out of me when I was a kid
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It was so good they had to do two different versions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeajNpTLgrY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy6seqOQIVQ
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>>112983862

are you north/south carolina? cause i heard of that story.

>tfw live outside of the range of the brain eating amoeba
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZMX6H6YY1M
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>no one posted the most kino yet
C'mon you fucks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sZuN0xXWLc
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>>112974788
https://youtu.be/2cfx9tp6FdA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdPM6j1Q4sg
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>tfw no cute kids and a slutty wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kj7lEPaFjw
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>>112981493
Who cares lol
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PSAs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgJdVEoVbgg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=D8M8I2SYEiA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VoAj_6iKTo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSWv90msTUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M6kCJSN9MTY
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>>112974788
Imagine the smell.
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I think this one's the strangest one I've seen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTXnOubIWOk
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>>112975045
Maybe in a third world country with dirty tap water.
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https://youtu.be/g5bDzKRTbaI
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Pure Michigan parody.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L05gLEZ83tw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2ixvZ9ySKw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgQOpSo8okE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mknP9XvHhuM
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>>112985260
>Maybe in a third world country with dirty tap water

Last case in US was in Seattle in 2018. By all accounts Seattle is poo in the streets cess pool now?
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The random-ass umlaut triggers me more than it should, as does repeating the product's name every three seconds
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THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP
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>>112984076
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN, FAGGOTS
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Remember the Texas
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>>112976475
>>112976697
>>112976978
>>112983862

>don't get any water in your nose from basically any source or there's a chance an amoeba will fucking eat your brain
>also don't got to the hospital or you'll die from a drug resistant bacteria or fungus

fuck this gay earth
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>>112975483
>Although infection occurs rarely,[4] it nearly always results in death,[5][6] with a case fatality rate greater than 95%.[7]
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>>112975045
Holy shit, I used to use something like this and I still have the bottle. It was mainly an impulse buy to get rid of congestion, so I guess ill throw it away.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
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>>112975483
Dont forget dry drowning
Thats right, you guys can get out of the water, go home and take a nap, and drown
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>>112986872
an amoeba has already eaten and replaced your brain

you're not even you any more
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>>112975483
I got an ear infection this way when I was young...it was like someone jabbing a pencil in your ear over and over for days
guess I was lucky
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>>112985914
yes it is as a matter of fact
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpAi70WWBlw
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Actual Kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UI79TdoXa5k
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>>112986913
>And gang-bangs!
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>>112975670
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>>112986913
One thing I missed from the 2000s is all the shitty anime parodies made to make fun of anime without knowing a lick about the genre.
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>>112986995
Well fuck. Guess there's nothing else left to do but to make everyone sick then.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TeM87PwrhY
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>>112975421
Imagine the smell
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>>112982235
Kek. Nice one anon
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>>112986655
IS YOUR BROTHER'S COCK IN YOUR ASS
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https://youtu.be/tloVHJtrJ_k

>Not including the GOAT jingle band

These songs still occasionally pop into my head and I haven't heard them in years
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>>112975483
fuck water
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>>112975670
ow my eyes
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Comfy ad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noFCekWiUGE
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>>112975663
How many free Lincolns can one man have?
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incoming kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNL6t-Eu-IY
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uz2nu4a1LyI
I used to have these sent to random neighbors late at night.
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>>112983657
kino as fuck
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>>112975483
Could you get this from swiming in the sea?
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NAME BRANDS AT DISCOUNT PRICES!!!!!

TOWN.
FAIR.
TIRE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Urykfwd3Qg
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>>112984840
holy fuck
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yall are small time, stand back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fnx-SqMYknI
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>>112987116
I got an ear infection recently. I don't even go swimming. It felt like my ear drum was going to burst
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>>112990274
Doubt it. The ocean salinity makes it difficult for these sorts of lifeforms to exist. Polluted coasts might be a problem though
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>>112975483
Apparently getting naegleria fowleri is almost as unlucky as dying in a plane crash. Seriously, just don't take the risk of swimming in fresh lakes in hot areas where there's a sign in front saying "no swimming due to deadly parasites", dunking your head in the water in hot springs areas continuously, swim in non-chlorineated dirty pools, or do sinus practices like this: >>112974788
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>>112974788
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I watch western kinos on a channel called grit with my boomer Dad and it’s really comfy, there are a bunch of old commercials they play that are meant to prey on old people and they are kino
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>>112975663
What's so bad about this? Car commercials are always a little pretentious.
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>how do i get my kids interested in school
>send em to more school!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESoU5e322mE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjU2mgXbtw8
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>>112985914
not even a surprise, liberal shithole.
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>>112990918
It was a drumpftard who died
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>>112991202
No im talking about the nonpurified water.
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>>112982043
I never understood what the X-files techno remix did on a CD meant for relaxing songs.
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>>112993702
What really gets me is the inclusion of Tubular Bells. Who thought that was a good idea?
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>>112994436
Cause it's totally tubular man!
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Bell & Howell Sonic Hearing is iconic

https://youtu.be/DGXEEafY6f4
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Commercials used to be powerful

https://youtu.be/8Suu84khNGY
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>>112995017
Imagine a train horn going off while you're wearing this.
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>>112986769
>>112976978
>>112975045
I will never shower again.
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HEAD-ON
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>>112984971
>slutty wife
Do even understand that term? Like, a slut wife is not a good thing.
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>>112997641
You probably didn't anyway neckbeard
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https://youtube.com/watch?v=LNL6t-Eu-IY
What in the everloving fuck were they thinking!?
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>>112997965
Yuh huh. Like once a month. Proved YOU wrong. Fag.
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>>112998007
kek
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>>112982410
They found an unexpectedly large market in RV's.
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>>112990274
Probably not, but in certain parts of the U.S. swimming in salt water or brackish channels with an open wound can result in you losing a limb or dying from vibrio bacteria that infects it and eats your flesh.

It also commonly lives in oysters, and if you eat an oyster contaminated with vibrio and it infects your bloodstream -- you have about a 50/50 chance of dying.
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>>112997968
I feel like the director lost control of the final cut
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>>112975483
hate to be the one to tell you this anon, but you're much more likely to get in a car crash wich is perfectly capable of killing you
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>>112983759
Underrated. Unfortunately I never got the books or the poster.
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>>112975483
Someone redpill me on the connection to this and black people not swimming.
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>>112981680
>women literally think they need to fool people into believing the literally don't shit

what
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>>112981932
I have the same issue with this these
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c22VlShFh_U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCPMLgTSw90
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>>112989014
Love these. The third one is awesome
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>fall asleep watching comedy central
>suddenly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzrhArE9urs
>yfw
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>>112999793
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>>112974976

pee pee
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>>112982043
So weird I'm listening to this on youtube right now and every song is super nostalgic. I must have had this as a kid.
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>>112974976
mushroom gravy
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>>112999793
Anyone catch it on Discovery?
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>>112999942
you probably just saw the commercial 8000 times like we all did
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>>112993702
>>112994436
And the Fire Walk With Me theme
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IT'S JUST LIKE
IT'S JUST LIKE
A MINI-MALL
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>>112994436
Mike Oldfield was a big name/pioneer in "new age" music. It's use as the theme from the Exorcist was incidental, especially for the target audience.
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>>112982043
>bunch of chill songs
>X-Files remix out of nowhere
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzyHlKOKwSQ

not a commercial but this scared me as a kid
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>>112999995
MONTGUMRY
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>>112994436
Full album is pretty cool.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXvtDm820zI
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>>112981932
>Little Willy
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>>113000062
No commercials scared me as a kid, but I used to get terrfied if I fell asleep watching TV and woke up to paid programming. Something about waking up to paid programming is white hot anti-comfy.
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>>113000087
RIP based Viv
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>>113000063
LIVIN ROOMS
BEDROOMS
DINETS
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>>112989867
>the squish sound
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does anyone remember this one commercial where it was one of those album selling ones but it was specifically for this individual country artist who sang so retardedly bad but the commercial was very serious

>>112999692
>>112981932
somewhat similar in style to these ones
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FROSTED CHEERIOS?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0cqnxeBJHs
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>>113000023
>>113000087
I love the album, but it's hard to shake the relationship to The Exorcist.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5kI3zJFmA
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>>113000266
Yeah but then it turns into total Prog Rock craziness. Truly is music you're supposed to sitback and listen to while smoking a joint.
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Just avoid lake water.
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>>112983505
>it wasn't the war to end all wars
Still sad.
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>no lots lots of trains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2_I0EGhcB4
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>>112980314
>we will pay your sales tax!
So I don't have to tip the furniture guy?
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>>112975663
I've never seen that before...
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>>113000371
Yeah I agree with you on that.
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https://youtu.be/JEWQRr6T-_g
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw
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>>113000463
>sing-along train songs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=48&v=E9_amg-Aos4
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>>112981713
>(NEW)
>uploaded in 2010
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>>112990667

This. Chlorine is your friend. Bromine is better and makes amusement park ride water smell nice, but you really don't want to go swimming in it.
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>>112975483
My friend survived an amoeba but it destroyed his lower intestines and bowel and had to shit inside a colostomy bag that's so fucked this little ancient shit can do this.
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>>112999531
blacks are amoebas
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POP GOES PERFECTION
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHhp9NEF79E
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>>112981680
This is pretty amazing marketing.
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That goddamn nose cleaner and the fucking thing that shaves shit off of your foot make me puke. Just fucking why.
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https://youtu.be/K7bJvbwMUmU
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>nobodies posted this kino yet
https://youtu.be/q3WuHTn2qXs
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>>112981493
>deliberately trying to ruin your company
so it is true
but why? is it linked to being suicidal?
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>>112974788
I know its /plebbit/ but still good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjlkBkfLzC8
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HOOT WIRELESS HOOT WIRELESS
https://youtu.be/_DMt3OMwArU
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>>112981680
imagine the lack of smell
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>>113001884
The company is ruined but they're making tons of money from it. All the worthwhile assets are siphoned off and then when there's only debts left the company files for bankruptcy, letting them off scot free. It's the same stunt they pulled with Toys R Us.
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>>112982791
I have never seen this product but how come I have seen some images in it long ago?

I haven't seen them recently either. They must have been replaced by image stocks
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>Israel is forced to spend more of her resources to protect her borders which leaves less to help the needy.
>You can help provide basic needs each month to those who need it most.
>For just $25 a month, you can help provide a food box of staples to poor and needy Jews in Israel.
>Please help
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>>112986913

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBSTrpTxcns
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>>112975483
Imagine being so weak. This is like people dying for eating peanuts. its Darwinian and you deserve to die for having shitty genes.
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>>113000634
>comments are disables for this video

top kek
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>>112995112
literally a psyop by the companies that created litter to pin it on the consumer
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>>112987315
He's clearly saying Gaybait.
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>>112974915
Fuck I just used tap water to irrigate my nose today. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck
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>>112974915
>Lives in a country where tap water is unsafe

Just sad.
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>>113002191
Less than 1% survival rate, good luck
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Canada fags probably know these guys. They have made a ton of weird parody commercials over the years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cip0TY91sjI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgClRlhoglo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pITzb5ot-Is
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>>112983657
Why would she shoot a man after throwing him out of an airplane?
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ngl i'm pretty fucked up
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>>113002088
>deleted
>>113002076
>not deleted

hmmmmmmmm
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>>113002220
"
Amoebic meningitis
Amoebic meningitis may occur if water containing active amoebae goes up the nose. (Children are most at risk.)
The disease is rare but usually fatal. It causes inflammation and eventual destruction of the brain and brain linings.
Attend a hospital emergency room urgently if you suspect anyone has contracted amoebic meningitis.
Amoebic meningitis is caused by a single-celled amoeba that lives in fresh water and damp soil. The amoeba, Naegleria fowleri, can survive in soil for a long time and still reactivate when put in fresh water.

Terms explained
Amoeba – a tiny single-celled organism.

Amoebic meningitis is also known as primary amoebic meningoencephalitis (or PAM).

Amoebic meningitis is usually untreatable, with almost all cases resulting in death, but there is a small chance of successful treatment with antibiotics if the diagnosis is made at a very early stage."
Well fuck me
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>>112974915
humans are squishy
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>>112974788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtnhmy_KcgM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0uWBog2Oi8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv1rKHGeMRk
this is kino
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>>112983688
Eating pusy can give you a throath cancer.
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>>113004268
Vaginal Warts.
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>>112974788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7_c7Fzteyo
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>>112983657
>listening to dubs
I'll destroy you.
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>>112982043
Noice
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>>112993702
take a trip into the unknown, anon
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>>113001617
I want to yiff in hell with her
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>>112975483
why was i never told about this? i've snorted so much water
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>>112983505
>I-it just ended!
>Not showing that officers/command got so autistically pissed about this happening that they threatened to kill anyone who ever did something like this again.
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>>112975165
>Caught by the word filter
hownu.ru
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>>112984971
What a beautiful looking family. I want this man's life.
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>>112974788
Tell me the truth, are teenagers using this to push beer through their nose?
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>>112974788
>Major Pumping Required
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4yOtuqMplU
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>>112975663
kino
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>>113007440
Why would they?
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>>113007619
For fun Anon.
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>>112975670
Local auto dealer commercials are some of the surreal shit ever. I see one for my local dealership every once in a while and its almost as obnoxious.
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>>112983505
;_;
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>>113002076
OY VEY, REMBAR THE SIX GORILLION GOY
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>>112984840
based asianos
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>>113000371
Mike oldfield is an amazing composer, his craft goes far beyond "prog rock you listen to when high", it's actually not even prog rock in my opinion but closer to folk & classical - sometimes incorporated in other genres.

Tubular Bells was a fucking start and a half, but in my opinion Hergest Ridge is absolutely magnificent and one step better, then you have cult classic Ommadawn, Amarok, Incantations is quite good - and I will defend all of his pop albums such as earth moving and so on that he did in the 80's to 90's. Discovery was great, Crises (Moonlight Shadow) was great, he's got a few of these Moonlight Shadow "clones" that feel like the same song but isn't actually like "Blue Night", "Man in the Rain", and they're all a treat to listen to. I have a soft spot for Tubular Bells III ("Serpentine", "Outcast"), I absolutely love "Five Miles Out", etc. I do have less interest in his 2000's stuff but I don't think any of it was really bad except for his 2014 return Man on the Rocks which still contained an OK couple songs ("Nuclear" and "Chariots") even tho they didn't feel "Oldfieldish" but he came back in 2017 with Return to Ommadawn which was really really good and an actual throwback to his early works.

He's got his own feel to everything he makes, the moment I hear a song I can tell if he's involved in making it or not, in that way I compare him to Yoko Kanno (I've been told before that Susumu Hirasawa was "japanese Mike Oldfield" but it doesn't really fit, Yoko Kanno is a much better comparison when you consider their entire discography), and I don't like when people say he's doing prog rock because even back in the 70's and compared to his contemporaries, it was very different from prog rock and he's a very unique musician. I know that because after listening to Oldfield, I sought "similar prog rock" and listened to a bunch of the contemporary classics and nothing came even close to the feeling of Oldfield's craft.
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>>113006217
>>112983505
>Christmas truce held up as a one-time Christmas miracle
>fraternisation actually happened all the time, with soldiers getting sick of the pointless shitty war that nobody understood, before being threatened into continuing by the officers
They even went on strike at one point to get better equipment and supplies or at least not to get rushed over the top in a futile "attack", until all the leaders were shot and the rest forced back to the war. They kept it real quiet in the papers to not "hurt morale" and the Germans didn't even realise there was nobody manning the lines until it was too late. If it hadn't been for the aristofficers keeping everyone in line with shootings the war might have ended by the forces simply abandoning the shitshow for good.
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>>112975416
I got amoeba as a kid because I ate dirt lmao
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>>113002081
oldfag
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1877 KARS 4 KIDS
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>>113005076
Hell ain't as hot as these pussies
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oHp-VvhDE
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>>113011527
>our founder is made out of jews
yea he was
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https://youtu.be/YES_WKNtH4k
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0ha6Mb5_YQ
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>>112985161
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4DBZ2TBp-w
what do you mean barq's has bite?
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>>113011527
>wifi-enabled juicer
>can't even buy one without a subscription
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>>112975483
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>>112975421
New what this was before I even clicked it. “You’ll call now,” indeed.
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>>113012074
damn i didn't know nick swardson was in sugar ray
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>>112989499
not comfy
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>>112974976
black tar heroin
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>>113007709
>fun
Even doing it with regular water hurts like fuck (you're supposed to use a salt water mix, normal water burns like a bitch), I can't imagine doing it with beer.

t. irrigates nose twice a day.
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>>112975483
Say it in English, doc.
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>>113001884
in addition to what >>113001980 said the former CEO (he stepped down after declaring bankruptcy for SEARS) is the company's biggest creditor, which means when people get paid out he's at the front of the line for the biggest share. he's sold off all the profitable stuff to shit he's involved with as well
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>>112990789
is this buckethead approved?
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>>113001617
I need an adult.
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>>113001135

Man, Bruce Campbell used to be creepy.
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>>112981680
>shit out the standard bulking log and have water splash right inside your asshole
>die
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>>113007903

Used to see this one all the time about 2 or 3 years ago. Kind of miss it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n1sNb87I6i4
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>>112981775
>>112981775
Probably because of the chance of a parent or both being in the room or within ear shot
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>>112975483
Swam in a cold river in Turkey once. Am I in danger?
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>>112974915
This is true, however it's very rare and typically only happens in rural areas with poor water filtration. It's due to amoebas that are usually filtered out in most modern facilities-- HOWEVER, you should still sterilize the water first (boiling it and letting it cool down), no matter where you live.
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>>112999531
Big nostrils
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>>113002195
It's not that the water itself is necessarily unsafe, by consumption standards. The water can be perfectly fine to DRINK, you just shouldn't expose it to the blood-brain barrier.
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>>112975483
SETTLE THE FUCK DOWN!

>How common are Naegleria fowleri infections in the United States? collapsed

>Naegleria fowleri infections are rare*. In the 10 years from 2008 to 2017, 34 infections were reported in the U.S. Of those cases, 30 people were infected by recreational water, 3 people were infected after performing nasal irrigation using contaminated tap water, and 1 person was infected by contaminated tap water used on a backyard slip-n-slide.

https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/naegleria/general.html
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>>112974788
Kino, but never tempted me to buy a Metz, so I guess it failed in that regard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yovNUABeCrU&ab_channel=MickDeVille
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>>112974976
mommy's milkies
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>>112975421

ANOTHER SCORCHER
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>>112982494
My parents own a beach house that has 2 of them. I couldn't fucking believe it the first time I visited them. My mind went straight to that commercial too man. Weird.
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>>112983819
>"NOPE it's just Chuck Testa."
thanks for reminding me of this gem. I could swear it was older than 7 years tho
anyway here's one of the first commercials I remember:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50A9wjJ40Dk
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>>112982791
I always thought she was really cute in that waitress uniform.
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>>112982494
>>113018677
In what situation would someone not just get a stationary tarp? I never understood the point of it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMnuz0wdqdU
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>>113007619
0 to drunk in seconds.
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>cntrl+f head on
>0 results
Newfags
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>>112983505
Imagine a world without Them.
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>>113018955
It actually is pretty handy for like a back patio or a deck since it rolls up in shitty weather and is considerably cooler in the shade since it has a upf rating. Takes about 30 seconds to roll out completely from its housing.
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>>112986913
>a girl born the day this commercial was released is old enough to fuck now
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>>112987208shi
I can't stand the Cosmo. Tackiest shit on the strip and their artificial perfume they pump into the HVAC is nauseating. It's like the real housewives of NJ got to design a casino.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k04qhxZXTXM
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>>113020469
Is it that russian male model who later transitioned?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Me1GIDy-U9g
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>>113002195
The last case of someone dying from tap water up the nose was in the U.S in 2018.
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>>112975483
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>>113021448
still have that webm?
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Gay
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>>112974788
>When you accept life is a comedy
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>>112981680
I don't give a shit about how other's feel about my shit, but i'd buy that shit.



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