>how did you survive a knife to the chest>i didn't>I never learned how to ride a dragon>You learn by riding a dragon>I knew you were like the other rich girls>You don't KNOW any rich girls>LOOK OUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES>I'VE ALWAYS HAD BLUE EYES>what do I hang onto?>whatever you can>What does a dragon eat?>Whatever it wants*laugh track*BRAVO DABID
>>112956268This dialogue is so nonsensical and empty. It's like reading a Facebook conversation.
DABIDGET THE CRAYONS
>>112956268Also the Bronn scene
That dragon scene riding scene is so retarded I can't handle it. Danaerys only barely has authority in the north because of Jon and then she puts him on top of a dragon from which he could fall off at any minute.
>>112956268You missed the one about him saying cock a lot and the one where he said something about balls lmao XD
>>112956398haha ikr we died laughing at this. Everyone at my watch party choked on their Hot Pie Bread and Sansa's Lemon Cakes at that one.
>>112956268I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO RIDE A HORSE*Burlington Bar chuckles*YOU ARE A EUNUCH AND THEREFORE HAS NO PENIS*Burlington Bar erupts into laughter*
>>112956398both tyrion and euron made ball jokes rofl
>You might be the most arrogant man I've ever met... I like it
>>112956569Hmm, I guess this Cersei really must like arrogant men. I could decipher this from this complex dialogue of many layers.
yu don haf bols :DDDXD
>>112956525YES SAM, I MURDERED YOUR BROTHER AND FATHER *Burlington Bar erupts into laughter*
>>112956268I still can’t believe that the scene about Jon finding out his true parentage was just brushed aside. The shitty dragon riding lasted longer, what the fuck
>>112956678Isn't it hilarious? Literally 7 years of build up for this reveal and it's dropped as random exposition that D&D just wanted to rush through. It's so fucking hilarious how they've actively raped every single plot point into being irrelevant shit.
NO BALLS (FORMERLY TESTICLES)
>I killed your father>Well, at least my brother->I also killed your broher>...T-Thank you
>>112956725>>112956678I didn’t think it was that bad. Sam telling him that is probably the best character to have do so. Bring in the crypt is probably the best location for it to happen.
>>112956268>What does a dragon eat?>Whatever it wantsthought it was small brown children
>>112956268Blue eyes quip was good.
>how did you survive a knife to the chest>i didn'ti stopped watching like season 2 but saw this part, what did he mean
How did we go from>"I’m Prince Aemon the Dragonknight,” Jon would call out, and Robb would shout back, “Well, I’m Florian the Fool.” - ASOS, Jon VIIto>YOU'RE AEGON EVEN THOUGH RHAEGAR ALREADY HAD A SON NAMED AEGON THAT WE ALREADY MENTIONED ON THIS SHOW
>DID YOU KNOW THAT EUNUCHS DONT HAVE COCKS OR BALLS?>WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUM
>>112956816I just think it's poor writing having everything told through exposition. It should've been done with visual narration. Something with Snow himself realizing it without it being namedropped. This is a defining character moment for Snow and it just sort of happens.
>>112956908>And the Emmy goes to...Peter Dinklage, Game of Thrones
>>112957009>"I would like to thank my family, my friends, my fans, and most importantly my cock and balls"
>>112956268just turn your brain off
>>112956875More to the point, why does nobody seem to talk about this?Shouldn't Dany be slightly concerned that she's fucking a guy who died?Shouldn't Arya have questions about how Jon beat Death, especially given her background? Instead she just kind of chuckles and never follows up on it
>>112956875>>112957246What was the point of it? He died, came back, and nothing is different.
>>112957288Would you not have questions if you had a family member who got stabbed in the heart, then died, and then got up and started walking around like it was no big deal?Would you seriously just go "oh hey Bob, not dead anymore? Cool, want to go bowling tomorrow?"
>>112957496No, I agree with you. I'm asking what the point of the stabbing was if it doesn't ever come up in a significant way. Other than hitting plot beats from the book
>>112957246This show is literally made by and for retards now. Don't expect things like internal consistency anymore.
Theon is Azor AhaiNotice how last season when Theon beat the shit out of the other Ironborn guy (Theon's true "rebirth") they made sure there was visible steam/smoke coming from the ocean (thus smoke and salt)Expect quips about how "the prince that was promised hasn't got no dick how can he be a prince more like a princess amirite"and that's how you know I'm right about this
>if you want a whore, buy one. If you want a Queen you need to earn herYAAASSSSSS
>>112957768And then he proceeds to fuck her anyways.
>>112957768All women are whores, especially queens.
>>112956268the high verbal iq of jews allow them to write masterful dialogues in movies, that's in part why they dominate Hollywood
>>112957731When was Azor Ahai mentionned in the show?
GRRM should have scripted every episode. These kikes have zero talent. But of course they'll fail upward.
>>112957246Arya say Beric come back already she shouldn’t even be phased by it
>>112958226Every time Melisandre was on screen.
>>112958200Youre kidding, right ?Anyway where does that myth of intelligent jews come from ? Theyre the most neurotic pieces of shit ive ever had the displeasure to meet, they only succeed through accointances
This shits just a contest to see how much they can make the characters ignore the basic laws of traveling through a fucking continent
>>112956383Fanfic. The tumblerite husbando needs his scene of being frightened and incompetent at something queen does all the time
>>112956268Yeah, even I noticed this shit, and I’m a pleb.
>>112956974Youd shit on that too dont kid yourself
>>112957542Wasn't it to free him from his vows?
>>112956268this isnt even fake. Thats how low the show has fallen.
>>112958578Yes, why bother correcting these retards, some stupid cunt in here wondering of AA was ever mentioned to lmao
>>112956268They know their core audience thats for sure
>>112956383that was the worst commentary of all.>What if fall off and die, leaving you in the north surrounded by people that hate you?>just get on XD
>are you doing this for the north or because you love her?so did he just stand there and not answer? that's just a "TV conversation" moment.
>tfw first line of dialogue in the final season is Tyrion making the 5000th "you are eunuch" joke to Varys.Dabid are beyond self parody at this point,
>>112956816They just sped through that scene while other pointless scenes dragged on. It’s a been a point of contention for his character since the beginning, shit a defining feature of his character assuming himself to be a bastard. I hate d&d so much. I hope their kids get shot up
>>112956764NO COCK (formerly penis)
>>112959266The show is basically playing out like a Wiki now.
GAME OF QUIPS
So is gendry going to make a "Thor" like appearance and hammer the nightkings chest in?
>>112958578>"Why aren't you on the wall Jon? You are a watcher for life, and deserting is punished by death.">"I died bro">"Oh. Okay. Carry on then"
>>112956268I thought you were kidding but the dialogue is actually THAT bad. It somehow managed to be worse than the previous season.
>>112958236But anon, he's busy writing Winds of WinHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>112957246>>112957496The show never really had a clear idea how all the characters should deal with Jon coming back from the dead. Getting a rough outline from the fat man wasnt enough obviously, because I'm very certain that that part will be much more interesting in the books.
>>112957246there is no time for this crap we need more scenes where they ride dragons together have sex and the dragons watch just like my dog when I some guys home xD
>>112956268no really, what the FUCK was the rich girl dialogue supposed to mean
>>112959266in the post show interview they said that they glossed over it because the audience already knew itit really just shows how out of touch they are, because the audience already knowing a juicy "secret" doesn't mean that the audience doesn't want the reveal to be weighty or drawn out
>Dumb shits are making weapons out of a brittle glass like substance and still haven't realized they should be reforging their steel with dragon breath.Idiots, that quite frankly deserve to be turned into zombies.
>>112956294fpbpcouldn't have said it better myselfthis is the shit that you would find in a reddit comment section
I'm glad it wasn't only me who thought the dialogue was very rudimentary, that is when they weren't just quipping. The part with Sam was like kino in comparison because they actually said something of vague worth and interest almost like a proper TV show.
>>112960022>will be>he thinks there's more books coming out>>112960104flirting. are you an autist by any chance?
>>112960176They should do like the aztec did with the macuahuitl. Looks simple and sharp enough.
>>112956268I thought the blue eyes one was alright because it was a heat of the moment matter of fact tell off, the Dany ones were all pretty bad though
>>112956678>>112956725Who are Jon's parents?
I hope the braindead audience that latched on to the show after Seasons 3-4 enjoy this schlock.This is literally turn your brain off and pay little to no attention Television.
>>112956268remember when she locked her dragons up for eating what they wanted
>>112958886The writers weren't sure themselves.
>>112960176Obsidian in the show is shown basically to destroy the walkers and the wights on contactThis makes it work for things like arrowheads, but yes, for a sword or dagger or warhammer it's going to get one hit before it shatters into a hundred piecesthey should just be making a shitload of arrows and crossbow bolts out of the stuff
>>112957768>If you want a Queen you need to earn her>come on>eh alright
>>112959891This still hasn't stopped being retarded years later>Medieval penal colonies giving a shit about loopholes like that
>>112960759I literally had to go back and re-watch that scene after he is shown in her bedroom because the premise that she would just casually and joylessly let him fuck her before the deal was fulfilled (knowing that doing so would give up her bargaining power) is just so ridiculous that I didn't even register it happening.
>>112956268>anon why did you make this thread?>for the (you)s
>>112960921I fully expected for Euron to fuck off after that. What does he even want from Cersei desu, not like she's hot anymore. And he must know she'll try to kill him in his sleep when the war is done (and vice versa I guess). What a messy situation.
>>112958226Holy shit. I'm absolutely disgusted, by the amount of brainlets who reveal that they haven't been paying attention to anything in the show. I can forgive normies, but you fags have no excuse.
>>112958886That actually really pissed me off>No you dumb cunt, as I've said a thousand times, the white walkers will fucking murder us all without an army so I swallowed my pride and bent my knee like a bitch so that I wouldn't have to watch you get shanked by a zombie demon
>>112958578>>112959891As I remember being mentioned at the time, if him dying meant he was no longer bound by those vows - then WHAT FUCKING RIGHT did he have to execute the traitors?
>Arya: "Check out my sword, member Needle?">Jon: "Ah, yes. Now check out MY sword." (whips out cock) "Ever use it?">Arya: "Once or twice..." (gets on her knees and greedily sucks his cock as Bran beats off to the vision of it in his head)
>>112961891yeah, but Jon are you REALLY doing it for da norf or because you are in love with her?
>>112956268>all these fucking qupisFor a moment there I thought I was watching capeshit not that there is much difference
>>112962645>no reply from JonRelated note: Dany and Jon are discussing Sansa and Dany goes, "Well, if she doesn't respect me..." and never finishes the thought.Anybody remember that part wanna clue me in to what she meant?
>>112962819They make every character look like a douchebag. Just like in my marlel capeshit.
>>112963738"...into the furnace she goes."
>>112960136exactly... it didn't matter what we thought, we wanted to know what JON thought and how he would really reactfucking tards just trying to find more reaons to cut down the play time and episode count as much as possible
>>112956268>>I knew you were like the other rich girls>>You don't KNOW any rich girls>>LOOK OUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES>>I'VE ALWAYS HAD BLUE EYESI liked these to be honest.
>Normie friend woke up at 4am to watch this shit live>Said it was one of the best episodes evernormie genocide fucking when
>>112956294you've never had a Facebook conversation
>>112956294It's like someone's idea of a facebook conversation. And the conversation is between two retards.
So, is Game of Thrones a sitcom now? Because that might actually get me to watch it.
>>112965649It was a perfect episode. You spend too much time circle jerking with the lowest humans alive here.
>>112965846It has the occasional light moment which the detestable /pol/ incels exaggerate so they have something to cry about in between “anti-white” twitter screencaps
>>112965925Oh, I see. And here I was hoping the show was starting to take the piss out of itself now.
>>112960176Genndy (with Arya's help for added YAAASSS factor) will figure out how to make Valyrian steel in one of the next few episodes anyway.
>>112957768Is this the ye olde version of 'Have Sex'?
>>112966192With Sam's help after he finds the formula to Valyrian steel in Winterfell's library*
>>112965925>occasional light momentYou mean 80% of the total dialogue? I thought I was watching a Marvel film towards the end
>>112966192>>112966629Then Tyrion walks in right after, "Whoa that things sharp enough to shave Varys's balls. Oh wait he has none" *smirk* *Varys gives that Oh You look*
>>112966784>And the Emmy goes to...Peter Dinklage, GAME OF THRONES!
>Your grace, the dead have broken through the wall.>Good. *walks away*turned it off right there
>>112957246arya shouldnt even know he ever died wtf
>>112967027Why? Sure, it was a one-liner, but compared to le funny quips it was one of the best moments in the show. Lena is the only thing worth watching anymore.
>>112956725>7 year buildup>rushed through itYou good m8?A lot in here is very nit picky but I’ll admit the “blue eyes” comment really irked me and felt stupidly forced.
>>112957246I almost completely forgot about the whole ordeal. It actually is pretty weird that no one seems to give two shits about the guy being resurrected, and it's also weird how it really didn't serve any story purpose at all. I can understand if people think he was nursed back to health from critical condition but then what was the point of having him die in the first place?
I knew we were in for a treat when the first line of the episode was a cock joke
>>112957246I think just due to time constraints and how tv shows are, there’s no point for him to explain something to her that we already know. It would work better in a book. Other wise we’d have a pointless 5 minutes taken away of Jon explaining all the death shit and then Arya explaining all her faceless shit
>>112967309It reminded me of the prank call opening the last star wars. Really lets you know you should lower your expectations.
>>112967271They rushed through the actual reveal. It was presented in a very uninspired manner. Another fucking scene where two characters stand in a dark room and drop exposition. So low-effort. This scene should've been a massive emotional climactic moment for Jon and also for the viewers. It should've been directed and written with care and one that puts a greater emphasis on visual storytelling and score. But no, Hack&Hack decided that they were bored of this shit and cut run time down.
>>112956294That's the ideaGoT was one of the first shows to use and cater to twitterfags
>>112958886also>"you gave up the crown to help. would she do the same?">end scene, cut to something elseliterally soap tier now
>>112956492you think game of thrones is a joke mate?
Finally you realize that this show has no artistic integrity whatsoever. It's all for profit. I stopped watching this show about 5 years ago, mostly because the fanbase absolutely ruined it.
>>112956268>We could stay a thousand years, no one would find us>We'd be very old...>It's cold up here for a southern girl.>So keep your queen warm>You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls wont freeze off.>You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?>Because I have balls, and you don't.>I warned you. Northerners don't trust outsiders.*Cue introduction of dragons and a smug Daenerys*
>>112956268https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjDentEr9c4Do you think he wishes he could go back?
>>112968523Reminder they get paid literal millions to write shit that's worse than DeviantArt fanfic.
>>112956816>Be Sam>Joyfully admit to crimes of stealing books and weapons and ask coming leaders for pardon>By the way, Sam. I killed your father. He didn't bend the knee.>Oy, but me bruv!>Him too...>*storms off*Later in crypt.>By the way, John, Daenerys is your sister, and you're before her to inherit the throne ;-)
>>112967188Just turn off the sound. She looks good in black
>>112968645This makes it look very weird because now Sam looks like he only cares about fucking Dany over. He didn't even need that motivation to tell Jon.
>>112967271It's not nit picky when you compare it to the book based episodes. You just have blinders on or forgot. And GRRM is no poet but got damn DnD are lost without source material.
There was too much in this episode. I mean gosh, we had d&d coming to winterfell, and everyone was upset with her, then cersei fucks euron, then theon save his sister like it was a joke, back to winterfell, the Jon bomb, then Jaime came. Pfuu, like what was the actual point to make less episode if they're all rushed out ? The only thing that I liked was the part where everyone didn't like Dany and she had to learn their respect but that whole part is about to get shit on since the dead are coming so what was the point anyway gosh
>>112968645>"John">Dany is Jon's sisterHave you even been paying attention to the show?
>You want the good girl but you need the bad pussy
daenerys is so cringesansa is so cringearya is so cringecersei is so cringetyrion is so cringeahhhhh I can't take it anymore bros, it's cringe it's reddit it's cringe it's memes
>>112956268It's going to be 5 more episodes of this shit with some decent looking battles, isn't it?
>>112970019/tv/ unironically makes the show somewhat entertaining.
>>112965649it's time to let go
This is the future of Star Wars?
Man I miss Stannis
>>112968645>By the way, John, Daenerys is your sisterthese are the type of retards that consider themselves above the average viewer of this show
>>112956268>What does a dragon eat?>Whatever it wantsThe fucking awkward silence they added was the worst part. Almost like they thought it was a Marvel-style quip and wanted to give the audience time to laugh and cheer.
>>112956811>my goldfish?>eaten by the cat
Can he save the season?
>>112957768>all women, are queensIF SHE BREATHE SHE'S A THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>112956268The only thing missing now is to have some of those """comedians""" show up as forced cameos to crack jokes with Tyrion
>>112958886Literally daytime soap opera tier dialogue. I don’t know who the fuck is penning their scripts these days but I wouldnt hire them for an episode of NCIS.
remember when this show was about politics?
>>112971786Bill Burr in medieval garb, please. Make him a Lannister soldier that goes North for revenge on the dragons for maiming his ginger son Eddy (Ed Sheeran), but gets caught up in the middle of the war and it devolves into a dark comedy. He probably also tries to steal Missandei from Grey Worm.
>>112959701he does take after his old man. hopefully he caves those targarians shits chest in too
>>112956492Like you'd even be invited to something that lame.
>>112956881I think that we can go with Jon's Mom just thought of the first Targ name she could think of.
>>112971974Honestly they're missing a huge opportunity by not making a low-budget sitcom spinoff during the off-season set during the same period but about random nobodies
>>112968220In what circumstance would Dany need to bend the knee anyway to save her people or get help from Jon? Jon has nothing she wants or needs without fucking himself over. Fucker can't ed even prove he's Rhaegar's kid. Inb4 diary and Bran, diary doesn't prove a baby was conceived, Bran would have to convince every fucking lord possible and that's not happening, Howland is a Northerner so inherent bias, and that annulment can be challenged thus making that marriage illegitimate
>>112956525You always had blue eyes Big titty burlington bar whore grabs guy next to hers head and shoves it in between her breats as she chuckles causing a rhythmic jiggle of the breasts on his head. God I wish that was me
>>112971974Black Adder:GOT Edition would be pretty solid.
>>112956268>hmm Tyrion and Varis in a wagon what should we do Dabid?>I KNOW DABID COCK JOKES>OH YES DABID THAT'S GREAT HAHAHAHA
>>112972665>I have a cunning plan>what we do is, we send a small group of people beyond the wall to catch an undead guy and take him to the opposite end of the kingdom so we can convince our enemies to join our side
>>112956857It wasn't bad but the setup was retarded.
>Hm, Sam and Dany are now at the same place>wouldn't it be great if Sam and the person that killed his family met each other?>Yeah, but how would they start talking about the family?>I know, let's have Dany offer him a reward for saving Jorah and then he wants her to pardon him for stealing his own family sword and the conversation will naturally steer towards his father.
>>112971391i'm dying right now. thanks anon, you're awesome.
>>112956908>WILLY BUM BUM WILLY WILLY BUM BUMit's been years. it's time for a rewatch
>>112972989>*laugh track*>Baldrick..., that is without a doubt the second stupidest plan ever conceived by mankind, second only to that one time a Sealord of Braavos tried to cross-breed the Unsullied with the Dothraki
>LOOK OUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES>I'VE ALWAYS HAD BLUE EYESI thought this line was pretty funny desu
>>112972617Hnnng Give me jubbly gf
>"hey can I be pardoned for stealing a sword from my family?">"what family lol"
>>112960389Rheagar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark, making him both a Targ and a Stark.
>>112973157why are you greentexting as if this wasn't one of the good scenes?
>>112973315>Where are my elephants??? I EXPECTED ELEPHANTS!
>>112956383Idk why you doesn't just get a saddle for the Dragon. That's how they used be ridden by other Targs
>>112973459>Both Targ and Stark, would've been killed by stag.
>>112973329its only because the 2 characters have chemistry and their characters fit it and it fit fluidly into the scenecontrast that to>wat do draguns eat anywaeh>whatever they want :D yass queen
>>112973410>Oh, that guy. Yup, I fried him*Crowds starts chuckling*>Oh, that's sad. At least my brother's safe.>No, fried him to>*Runs off in the distance with streams of tears**Crowd gives a standing ovation*Better then Seinfeld.
>>112968523>You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that? Honestly that one part of the dialogue was great. Tyrion is a piece of shit who's constantly upset that he's looked down on but actively mocks others constantly
>>112958465>incompetent He gained control within minutes and even got the dragon to land at his favorite make out spot.
>Varys went from being one of the most cunning, resourceful and revered characters in the show to being an excuse for other characters to crack dick/toilet humor jokes. Has he done anything important beside standing around in the past 2 seasons? I honestly can't even remember anything he did in that time.
>>112967301It allowed him to leave the Nights watch (unimportant) and was fodder for reaction videos (important).
>>112967522That was one of the only good moments of that shitstain of a film.
>>112973655Tyrion was good once because he was a piece of shit that at least put Joffrey and Cersei in their place. Now hes just a lapdog that puts others down and invents being bullied by Theon in S1 when it was the other way around. Hope Bronn kills him, but that wont happen in this Hollywood shit we got now.
>>112956268You forgot the part where the episode literally starts with a Tyrion eunuch joke
>>112973731>Varis in seasons 1-5: The most dangerous man in Kings Landing, mysterious puppeteer working behind the curtains on his own agenda and mostly trying to stop Baelish >Varis past season 6: LOL Eunuch you cant have sex hahahahahaAt least the dead characters did not have to go through this kind of absolute deconstruction and humiliation
First for Gendry taking Arya's virginity
The world was simpler in those days , Jaime thought, and men as well as swords were made of finer steel . Or was it only that he had been fifteen? They were all in their graves now, the Sword of the Morning and the Smiling Knight, the White Bull and Prince Lewyn, Ser Oswell Whent with his black humor, earnest Jon Darry, Simon Toyne and his Kingswood Brotherhood, bluff old Sumner Crakehall. And me, that boy I was … when did he die, I wonder? When I donned the white cloak? When I opened Aerys’s throat? That boy had wanted to be Ser Arthur Dayne, but someplace along the way he had become the Smiling Knight instead.
>>112957542It was literally just to end a season on a "oh shit" moment. They revived him 1 episode later.
what is Lucas doing there?
>>112974673Watching it burn down like a cathedral
tyrion and varys are so fucking whipped and useless, and have been for like 3 seasons now. god just kill them and spare them from being on this shitshow anymore.
>>112974760>scenes peppered of varrys and littlefinger bouncing off of each other with the implication of some greater chess match for the future of westeros>littlefinger gets fucking murdered in one of the dumbest ways leading to them have 0 clue what to do with the characterI guess they will just drop a few more ball jokes until the white walkers kill them or something
>>112973655In the book he’s not a little bitch about people making dwarf jokes.
>>112956764DWARF'S NORF AND WHORF
>>112974673He was in charge of the pottery between S1E1 and S9E1
At least she didn't tell Sam the way she executed his father and brother.
>>112977261I like how Sam was like...>"You killed my Dad? Well shit, no big deal. Kinda cool actually. Now I can go home and hang with my brother. ...you did what to my brother?! You fucking cunt! Where's Jon?! I got a little secret to tell him you smug bitch!!!"
>>112978171>You fucking cunt!He actually thanked her and left like a little bitch
>>112978809Shhh... I fix episodes in my brain. It's the only way I'll get through these last episodes.
>>112973527I know why. Because D&D are retarded
>>112956268"you've ruined horses for me"
Reaction Kino incoming https://youtu.be/rc0AoeeUxPs
>>112980504>Bessie showing more tit than ever
>>112957288It's literally just so that he could get out of the night's watch. Also nobody except Based Ramsay one time ever calls him a deserter and instead they all just casually accept that this completely unlikely defiance of nature allowed him to get out of the night's watch on a technicality.
>>112980603>all just casually accept that this completely unlikely defiance of nature allowed him to get out of the night's watch on a technicalityYou sound sarcastic anon. Why wouldn't they accept it?
>>112956678>>112956725Yeah because that shit isnt going to have ramifications throughout the rest of this season. It was said at the end of the episode to build anticipation for the next episode. Fucking brainlets
>all the fags itt saying they like the blue eyes quipWhy? Because it involved a couple of male characters you enjoy? Pathetic
>>112974673ILM does the dragon cgi doesn't it?
This board is just bitter virgins with no friends who can't enjoy anything
I like to watch the girl who looks like the dragon lady fuck black penises.
>>112957780She needs to pass off Jaime's child as someone else's. How retarded are you incels?
the show has too many characters and its boring.who cares
>>112958361You've accomplished nothing in your entire life
i didnt get it was it implying she fucked the dragon
DABID I WANT TO MAKE A FUNNY SHOWA COOL SHOW
>>112957780women in a nutshell
>>112958886Sansa's viewpoints are not legitimate disagreement. They just don't make sense. It would be one thing if she was being portrayed as irrational or driven by emotion, but instead the text seems to view her concerns as valid.Jon went to Dragonstone to make an alliance to bring back a big army and some dragons to fight the Night King.He did that.Now she's complaining about having to look after a big army and some dragons.Sansa what else do you WANT to be happening.
>>112956383Yup. I was saying out loud "this is fucking retarded"
>>112956268>You look good>Thanks, you too>you left me to die>...>first i robbed you>...>you are a cold bitchThe scenarios is the reason the actors became shit
>>112985002I don't blame them for being shit. Nobody could say this garbage with a straight face. I could practically feel Dinklage's despair and disgust with himself at every quip.
>>112985124Tyrion is the most murdered character right now, they keep making these fucking balls and cocks jokes over and over again. and his lines.... ARGHHHH
>>112985240>>112985124He fucking talked a bunch of badass vikings out of killing him on the spot, he made it out of a northern skycell run by a dumb kid, he investigated and took control of wildfire from the stannis siege.But now he gets told off by the girl he saved, and makes cawk an'd BALL jokes
>>112985735Tyrion has been a broken shell since season 4. They built it up like he would have this rennaisance of character after going to meet dany but instead hes just a drunk boring lapdog. My hope is that after bronn tries to kill him (and is then killed in front of him) he snaps completely and stabs danaeris to death like that webm of the midget with the icepick.
>>112956268>>LOOK OUT HE'S GOT BLUE EYES>>I'VE ALWAYS HAD BLUE EYESRaised a chuckle, desu.
>>112986307season 5 was okay, his journey with varys and especially jorah were pretty nice. It's season 6 where shit went down hill. and leaks said he will betray dany, no not that fanfiction shit
>>112957780Yes, because that way he doesn't realise SHE was the one who decided to fuck THEN and have him be baby daddy.
>>112960104It's just bants.
>>112956881The other Aegon was Rhaear and Elia's son who is Younf Griff and not dead
>>112972675>CAWCKS AND BAWLSHAHAHAHAHAHAHA A TENS OF MULTI MILLIONS BUDGET SHOW DABID
>>112974172a girl has no virginity
>>112985735His character was murdered when he killed Shae in selfdefence.
>>112974673running the script thru the ep1 dialogue generator
>>112986128S M U G
>>112956268I hope the books are finished by the fat fuck one day and the whole thing gets re adapted
>>112983005hello kike lover.
>>112956268it was written by Dave Hill not D&D, btw.
>>112956383It was good scene. Dany doesnt want coward incel. It was a test.
>>112986128that’s hilarious. I couldn’t get over the satisfied smug fucking faces these characters kept making. they’re so goddamn unlikable, even when they’re not reciting their quippy yasss queen dialogue, and they’re just standing there. they’re still the worst.
>>112956492holy shit hahaha
>>112987984Dave who ? How many davids and daves are there now ?
>>112957246>expecting good writingEVERYONE, even die hard fans know the writing is terrible, nobody takes it seriously anymore (unless they're retarded)
>>112956492>Sansa's Lemon Cakes
>>112988172This episode was written by Dave Hill, second episode is written by Cogman, 3,4,5,6 episodes are written by D&D
>>112972570Nobody wants her as queen
>>112956592THE MORE SHE SHAT
>>112988229until season 3-4 the show was great but since going full retard and having no clue what to do its been downhill since then, now most people only watch it to band wagon.
>>112956492This. This is why I still come to this place.I love you all!
>>112956268These guys could write excellent children’s jokes books
>>112956492FOOKIN LEGENDARY MATE
>>112956492Well played, anon.
>>112956268It's the kind of quotes gamers like to use as signature
>>112988275So we can expect the lines to be at least a bit better hopefully ?
>>112956492>ywn be this funny and based and get all these (You)s
>>112962608>Jon stands beneath the Wierwood tree brooding like his mothers brother used to do>Arya sneaks up on him and jumps on his back>"Woah, slow down there assassin, who taught you to sneak like that?">"no one" Arya smugly replies>"Its been so long since I saw you Arya, last time I saw you I was going for the wall, it was so different, a lot has changed">"Indeed, last time I saw you you were going for the wall, I was going for kings landing, a lot has changed">"Indeed. I see you still have the sword">she pulls out her needle>"Still good" >"Lets see yours" Arya says smugly>He unties her briches, and releases HIS longclaw>"You know how to use it Jon?" Arya asks smugly>"Stick em with the pointy end">Jon plunges his dick into Arya's tight mouth>It doesnt take long for winter to cum >Bran watches in his minds eye, if it could his little Bran would be strong like the mountain
The fat fuck is 70. How long do obese people live?He's definitely going to die before he finishes those fucking books
>>112956492pmsl dude XD
>>112956383She has army, north can suck her pussy, they cant do anything
>>112956492i don't get it, reddit. what am i missing
>>112957246Gotta make room for ten minutes of sex scenes, dragon riding and The Hobbit tier CGI army marching scenes.I can’t believe they needed two fucking years and this was the best they came up with.
>>112956492I have been here 11 years and I have no idea what's so funny about this
>>112956492have my upvote, my good ser
>>112989843I think it's just one guy samefagging. It's been happening a lot lately, it's really weird.
>>112956492based and redpilled>>112989546>>112989843>>112989936cringe and bluepilled
>Do you know what happens to a toad when it’s struck by lightning?> The same thing that happens to everything else
>>112974673Giving DnD advice on how to ruin a franchise.
>>112956492holy mother of based
>>112983005Not the same poster, but I have accomplished a lot in my life. Jews are world class pieces of shit, I deal with them daily and I despise them
>>112956268 D R O P P E DROPPED
>>112990222incredibly based use of trips
>>112990386can anyone confirm that shit?
>>112956492>Hot Pie Bread and Sansa's Lemon Cakes
>>112978809>>112979013What exactly is Sam supposed to do?
>>112956492Why is this post so popular? I get the references but not the humor
>>112956492this board is full of faggots
>>112956492Put me in the screencap reddit ;)
>>112956492this guy definitely fucks
>>112956492wow, this post really blew up!edit: thanks for the gold, kind stranger! :D