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What was your reaction to Star Wars Episode IX trailer?
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>>112952113
"This is cool and all but Rey should have been a nudist."
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>>112952113
Like pic related
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>>112952113
>Guys, this random 2 minute shot of Rei in the desert jumping over a space craft for some reason is awesometacular enough to sell people on the entire movie.
AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>112952113
pic related
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>>112952113
Disinterested apathy
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>>112952113
"...alright."
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>>112952113
This ugly bitch just got back from a vacation when the Joker trailer hit like two weeks ago, and then was in the midst of ANOTHER vacation when this trailer hit. Someone in his family has got some bucks.
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>>112952113
Couldn't care less if I tried
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>>112953609
maybe he and his wife, you know, works for a living.
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>>112952113
He looks diseased
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>>112952113
What is it about certain people that when you see them, you're possessed with some primal urge to hurt them? I really want to punch this guy just based on the image.
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>>112953691
Needs to spend some of that vacation money on a dermatologist and a dentist.
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>>112952113
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Who's this guy, I've been seeing him around lately and I still have no idea
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>>112953934
this
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>>112953944
youtube reaction cuck
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>>112952113
Did his wife slap him and leave that mark?
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>>112952758
>no other sizes of this image found
Why did you make this, and how can I stop you from doing it again?
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>>112952161
>ywn see a faithful Barsoom movie with naked Martians
I really liked John Carter, but the non-nude Martians were weird to me.
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>>112953800
literally me
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I didn't even know there was a trailer out. I'll watch it later or something. For now I still have a lot of shitposting to do about Hangary Brioche and a nice actual movie discussion on a dying thread that I want to finish.
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>>112952113
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>>112952113
GOD I'd love to see his reaction when Trump wins again. Seeing this libshit get BTFO will be so amazing.
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>>112953944
Literal who youtube person who barely had any viewers or subscribers, and then rocketed to infamy over the last few days for posting himself blubbering and sobbing like a retarded child while watching the Episode IX trailer. I think he might have actually managed to out-cringe the guy who did the Infinity War reaction video last year.
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>>112952113
I'm so glad GOT buried this shitty ass meme.

And all the Shazamfags are now dead.
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>>112954271
Why did you assume anything about his political views?
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>>112952113
Didn't even bother to watch it.
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>>112952113
Does this guy have HIV? Looks really sickly.
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>>112954405
looking like that floating fat man, the Baron
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>>112953944
King of /tv/
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Youtubes reaction of me watching a 2 minute trailer is that now my recommendations are filled with Star Wars shit: reactions, theories, analysis, thoughts, etc.
I don't watch this shit, for fucks sake, stop it.
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>>112954444
JewTube's recommendation system is all sorts of fucked up
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Can I get a link?
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"Huh. It could be good."
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>>112954444
use incognito mode for this shit
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>>112952113
whats that thing in his cheek?
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started chuckling when i heard sheevs laughter, knowing /tv/ would freak out
it was kind of obvious since the only hype this new trilogy has generated has been through nostaliga
>muh falcon
>muh solo and the wookie
>muh yaas leia slay
had to have something in this one too
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>>112953831
>>112953893
This, why do people who look like they have the plague put themselves on camera? No one wants to see that shit.
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>>112953893
>>112954947
it's just a mole, have you guys never seen one before
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>>112952113
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>>112955182
It's not though, it's red and full of pus.
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>>112955182
That doesn't make it any less disgusting looking. I'm just saying that if I had that cancerous growth on my face, I would probably take one less trip to Disney World that year, and get that shit taken off.
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>>112952113
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DO IT
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>>112955294
maybe it's not cancerous
and he clearly doesn't care as much about looks as you
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>>112954444
Just watch some stuff you actually like. Game the system, not whine about it.
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i didn't even know about it until i saw this epic meme
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>>112955347
>maybe it's not cancerous
And maybe it is

>and he clearly doesn't care as much about looks as you
Then he deserves all the cracks at his appearance that he's getting. I'm far from the only person who thinks that he's distressingly sickly looking.
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>>112954538
Looks like skin cancer. Look up images of Basal cell Carcinoma.
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90%of his viewers come from /tv/
You give him more attention than anyone
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>>112955517
ok dude. maybe i just don't care that much about other men's looks.
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i havent watched it yet
because ... i dont care about star wars!
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>>112955600
Because /tv/ is obsessed.
Probably mad he has a girl and they don't. Not surprised when I see what kind of posts pop up here.
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>>112952113
>>112954458

What is this phenotype and why is it so prevalent? They all look so similar. It's like how you can tell a gay person from their face (which may be due to them having a different hormone that's involved with facial fat distribution than straight people)
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>>112955893
Mixed race + never took care of himself.
Basically, an American male.
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>>112952113
Memes aside, I didn't really have one

I think at this point - given the Star Wars 9 trailer, over a 24 hour period, got a 5th as many views as the Frozen 2 trailer over 24 hours; a 5th as many as the Captain Marvel trailer; a 10th as many as the Lion King trailer; and a 20th as many as the Avengers Endgame trailer - the actual fanbase for disney wars is a very small, very dedicated group of people who like it a whole lot, and the rest of humanity is just sort of apathetic towards it.

Or to put it another way, there's this subset of people who FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS no matter what, regardless of quality or even if it's the same creators behind it, who're going to watch and love these movies and cry at them on principle of their being "Star Wars", while everyone else is just sort of like "oh yeah, that exists".

We've witnessed Star Wars go from one of the most iconic and popular IPs on the planet to being a niche fandom like James Cameron's Avatar over the space of 5 years under Disney's control of the IP. It's been really interesting to watch.
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>>112954444
>I don't watch this shit
oh you will be, you will be
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>>112956008

It's more than that, they all seems to have very similar facial distributions and expressions.
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>>112956125
I don't really see that. The two guys you used look very different to me beyond them crying and looking unfit.
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>>112952113
Muh
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>>112952113
cringe
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>>112954429
kek
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>>112952113
A feeling of empty apathy predominated the runtime, followed by laughter at the end. I feel sorry for the fans.
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>>112956125
Shitty diet man, it doesn't just make you fat. Beards only increase the filthy look.
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>>112956008
that's very clearly a jew and jews cannot be actual americans or any nationality/ethnicity besides jewish
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>>112952113
I didn't see it.
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>>112956196
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>>112956008

Is that shit on his face cancer he is just ignoring?
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>staying at a hotel with his wife
>room has 2 beds
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>>112952113

why does he looks like he's about to puke?

it's the trailer really that bad?
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>>112952758
The Rise of Skinwalker™
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Whats that mark on his face?
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>>112956008
I wanna fuck Mary.
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>>112958629
It's a mark left by semen shooting out of his wifes sons boyfriends wifes penis(formerly vagina) when he was wacthing them fuck obviously.
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>>112958571
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This is a very surreal reaction and I am still trying to convince myself that there are people out there devoted so religiously to what Star Wars has become
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>rise of skywalker
>all the skywalkers are dead
Except for kylo but that doesn't make much sense.
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Someone post a webm please. I don't want to give him views.
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>>112958925
Doesn't matter. All of these sequel trilogy titles have been pretty fucking dumb
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>>112958925
Because Rey is constantly being bothered by the ghost of NEET Luke
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>>112959095
>force awakens
>force has been gone but protag starts to use it
>the last jedi
>the last jedi fucking dies
Been pretty spot on tbqh
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>>112952113
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Havent seen it.
Wont see it.
Star Wars has always been a shity story with pretty images to compensate. All it has ever done is push effects forward, outside of that, it's fucking worthless.
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>>112959166
>the force awakens
was the force really asleep? isn't it everywhere all the time?
>the last jedi
except for those literal jedi kids
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Whya re these males crying in these images? It is not ok for men to cry at film trailers.
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>>112957843
Most Jews in the US were born here and don't even know conversational Hebrew.
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>>112958858
I fucking love OT+PT religiously but the NT is utter garbage. I don't understand how you can love something so devoid of soul and call yourself a star wars fan. Either this guy is autistic beyond comprehension or he's just full of shit.
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>>112955893
someone said he's jewish
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>>112952113
I chuckled when Sheev laughed
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>>112952113
“Hey she looks like a Jedi now. That’s some Old Republic aesthetic”, followed by “They’re really going to milk Carrie Fisher?”

And then I fapped to her feet and went back to my other shit. Daisy’s, not Carrie
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>>112960347
>milk Carrie Fisher
not gonna lie, that thought gave me a chub
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I can't wait to see this guy on Dr. Pimple Popper.
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>>112956008
Is that his wife? They look like brother and sister.
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>>112958925
Kylo is a Swolo
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>>112953944
I think that is pewdiepie don’t forget to subscribe
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>>112952113
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Does anyone have the links to that /tv/ anon from Texas who got drunk while commenting the videos? It was very comfy
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>>112952113
Laughter that they really bring Sheev back.
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>>112960789
He better have said buckaroo at least once or I will be very disappointed.
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>>112952113
Memes aside, the guy must have some mental problem. This is not healthy. His wife should worry about him, instead of sleeping with different chads during their vacation.
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>>112952113
wheres the snoke edit
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>>112959269
>literal jedi kids
uhm akshually being force sensitive doesn't equal being a jedi, that's like saying believing in a spiritual power equals being a muslim
If anything they're more likely to turn into dark side niggers without guidance(which doesn't equal sith btw)
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>>112952113
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>>112960914
You're here you have mental problems and shit taste just like that faggot
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>>112953800
moar
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>>112952113
I unironically cried a little. I don't think I have ever been so hyped from a trailer before.
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>>112961231
The Sequel trilogy trailers have been consistently very very good. I was hype as fuck for TLJ, and liked it because of Johnson. IX looks like it should be much better than TFA...im excited
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>>112956008
>he had sex
He is a cuck probably and I'm not jealous of him but damn, he had sex and I'm a 40 year old virgin, how I fucked up so bad?
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>>112953800
where did you get this picture of me?
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>>112961088
checked and you're right of course but If I could swing a mop about using only the force I guarantee you more people than not would start calling me a fucking jedi.

anyway, what's the bet that there will be no more disney jedi's?
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>>112961167
>You're here you have mental problems
Stop projecting, and stop defending this embarrassing shit >>112952113
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>>112953944
The epitome of the modern man, sent into a frenzy when confronted with a brand
Just look at how brainwashed he responds just to a company logo
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>>112957951
let's hope it is
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>>112953691
Lmao what sub 500k job allows a couple to take two consecutive vacations in two weeks time?
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>>112953055
Best answer. At this point this is how I watch a trailer
>oh, they're bringing back Lando because it's the last relevant member of the OT still alive
>oh, they're bringing back Palpatine because it's a fan favorite
>oh, the title is used as a bait for fans to come and see who is this Skywalker rising up
>they're fucking desperate
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It did nothing for me because the joker trailer was legit 1000x better and put together perfectly so going from that masterpiece to this generic meh Star Wars trailer was what did it.
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>>112961411
You're on a fucking reddit board that posts about capeshit and captain marvel and avengers and wonder woman and logan and other assorted garbage movies constantly while also posting youtube screencaps of everything that triggers them and youtube garbage 24/7

you're a fucking faggot
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>>112961427
What if he's acting?
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Meh
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>>112952113
No face. I don't like watching trailers before seeing a film. Even if it doesn't spoil anything I prefer to be as unbiased as possible when I watch something new.
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>>112956008
I know I shouldn't pity these people but I can't help but feel bad
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Honestly? It seems that even the studio has given up on this one. 'Listless' is probably the best word to describe it.

Three movies in to the new trilogy and we are still 100.0% dependent on throwbacks and imagery from the original trilogy. Here's Lando Calrissian ... again. Here's a piece of Death Star debris ... again. Here's Emperor Palpatine ... again. In a nutshell, this is why the new trilogy has failed in every way. Lando had, what, about ten minutes of screen time across two movies? And yet he's still more memorable than Finn or Rey, who have had a movie each (I'd argue that Finn is the main character of TFA.)

Pic related. I bet you can quote at least two lines of dialogue from Nute Gunray. Can you do the same for Poe Dameron?
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>>112961893
>"I thought the battle was going to take place far from here. This is too close"
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>>112953800
Nice, post some more
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>>112954347
Kids?
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>>112956196
Its just so tempting to draw that NPC face.
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>>112952113
if chinks ever decide to invade us, we're doomed. there are almost no men left in america. we would need boomers defend us.
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are there no other ridiculous reaction videos for the ep IX trailer? I want to watch more of this shit, it's pure gold
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>>112954037
no. it's a welt from where his wife's black boyfriend struck him.
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>>112952113
I want to beat him up so much
This is the biggest estronaut on the planet

Just want to punch the shit out of him
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>>112954374
It's like a form of gaydar. Just as you know certain people are gay just by looking at them, you know this guy is some numale just by looking at him.
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>>112952113
I had low expectations but was still very disappointed
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>>112962348
God i hope not.
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>>112962735
This
Bullying is good
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>>112952113
My peepee shot gooeys into my doodoo pants :)
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>>112952113
please stop posting this ugly subhuman
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Arise my söy brethren arise for we shall inherit the earth
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>>112952113
No Reylo sex scene no bueno.
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>>112952113
"Great, now they're going to ruin Sheev."
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>>112952113
>>112963353
wheres the source for this video?
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>>112952113
Didn't have the balls to not go back to the same boring formula.
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>>112963431
https://youtu.be/0ug2DOoxJ1g
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>>112963589
This is satire right? right?
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>>112953831
Is it the giant mark on the side of his face?
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>>112953944
He's who /tv/ WISHES they were.
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This guy.
https://youtu.be/W477WUGKV8U
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>>112963703
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https://youtu.be/lSp9Fsnu-Kw
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>>112963779
How many of these fucks are there?
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>>112952113
ITS OKAY WHEN WE DO IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJgLa3eKMYs


Honestly you should all kys for being such hypocrites
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>>112963779
how is it even possible to make this kind of face, it looks like a shop
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>>112964160
>4 years ago they didn't exist
>now they are everywhere
>4 years in the future?
White society is crashing hard.
Next time you walk in the city watch men.
Every man bellow 30 is effeminate and is being bossed around by a woman.
Men under 25 are even worse, literal faggots.
I don't know how they do it, chemicals in the water, spraying gay agents in the atmosphere, brainwashing in school movies or tv, but it's happening.
It's a war on men.
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>>112964379
4 years ago this was satire
Now it's genuine and if you make fun of them you are a litetal Nazi
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>>112963779
God fucking damn it what a faggot.
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>>112961893
Chad Gunray
>She can't do that! Kill her... or something.
>Safe?! Ha!
>Lord Sidious promised us peace!
>Now there are two of them? This is getting out of hand!
Poe Virginman
>We are the fire that will light the spark that will ignite the tinder that will then set fire to the logs that will start the campfire that will be used to light the torch that we will use to ignite the fuse on the cannon that will shoot a cannon ball at the first order and set it on fire after it hits it, by which I mean the First Order.
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>>112963589
>1K likes / 6.7K dislikes
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>>112963779
I'm surprised the cat did not attack him.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNTLC_uiGFA
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>>112954458
His eyes are really weird, like he has two pairs of eyelids or something
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>>112952113
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Haven't watched it. Not going to bother with this shit anymore. Anything after the original and prequels is dead to me, ya heard?
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>>112952113
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Star Wars fans are so fucking stupid.
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>>112964860
>RedditLetterMedia
Cringe. Go back
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>>112964931
That's the reflection from his glasses.
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>>112964965
>caring what women think

But for serious though, superhero movies and star wars are the bane of actual cinema.
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>>112952113
The more I look at this faggot, the more I need to start brushing my fucking teeth pronto
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>>112963589
>>112964794
>close to 100k views
Thanks, anons
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>>112955347
>maybe it's not cancerous
Maybe he was born with it
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>>112952113
He should do a reaction to watching himself becoming a meme on 4chan
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>>112964965
WHAT'S WRONG WITH CARGO SHORTS YOU STUPID THOT?
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>>112964965
he's married though?

>>112965155
damn that's like 20 whole dollars
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>>112964965
Wait, cargo shorts are bad now? Ffs, first jorts now this, what kinda shorts is it "acceptable" to wear?
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>>112954307
>> the guy who did the Infinity War reaction video last year.
Who was this guy already ? Anybody has a link ?
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>>112964160
there are too many of them
what are we going to do?
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>>112952758
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>>112965302
60s fashion is in, shorts are best when they end just above your knees and are relatively tight or not too wide.
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>>112961322
DId you try to actually talk to women? Perhaps you are just a closet gay anyway
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>>112952113
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>>112953800
>>>/trash/
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>>112965334
kek
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>>112954347
>Not using one bed for fucking and another for sleeping
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>>112965331
James YouNiverse, irrelevant s*yboy who deleted/unlisted everything on his channel.
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>>112952113
>MFW the laugh at the end.
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>>112961427
what a fucking gaffot
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>>112965480
>not fucking her on the floor
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>>112961427
Look at how his lip twitches and eyes dart uncontrollably from excitement...over star wars. This is the state of mankind in 2019


>>112961644
Would be damn good if so
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>>112963779
Dios mio...
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>>112965496
Hello, Disney rep, this kind of stuff may work better on reddit.
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>>112962348
Absolutely not
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>>112965546
>fucking your wife
sounds pretty gay
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>>112965302
Speedo length denim, as tight as possible. No I'm not joking
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>>112963779
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>>112965418
You can tell this cat is Russian
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>>112965302
If it doesn't get women wet, you don't wear it. Simple. Ugly males have no place in this matriarchy
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>>112965302
Faggy shorts frat bros wear. Don't listen to dumb thots. Wear whatever you want.
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>>112963779
some times I really wish I could be this excited about stuff.
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>>112965155
>What is adblocker
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>>112955893
Nasty, disgusting skin, looks like it has been peeled from a corpse. Probably due to lack of vitamin D from not getting outside ever.
Receding hairline due to lack of testosterone (not sure about this one though).
Beard to compensate for lack of manhood.
Glasses: Not sure why this may be the case, do they all just have poor eyesight (and if so, why?) or is it some s*y fashion statement?
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>>112965302
>Wait, cargo shorts are bad now?
Dress like a man, you fucking worthless manchild
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>>112965480
1) get the biggest bed possible.
2) fuck in the middle of it.
3) sleep on either side of the wet patch.

there I just reduced everyone who reads this chance of getting divorced by several percent.
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>>112955347
>he clearly doesn't care as much about looks as you

>this is somehow a good thing
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>>112957582
He looks like an egg
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>>112961427
disgusting creature
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>>112958788
Gave me a good laff, thanks
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>>112952113
I'm way uglier than this guy. I admire him for having the courage to show his face on Youtube. I'm not sure about it being a Star Wars reaction video though.
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what would cause that lesion on his face?
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>>112956008
>Mixed race
Mixed race people are more attractive than this you /pol/ shill
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>>112961286
It's a trailer. It's designed to do that.

>>112961231
...
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god i wish there was a extinction event in our lifetime
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>>112965548
>Look at how his lip twitches and eyes dart uncontrollably from excitement...over star wars
The thing is, its not even Star Wars yet, its just the company logo. Its the same thing you see at conventions where people will just go "WOO" and clap when they see a popular company logo before a trailer. People have been conditioned to associated happiness with brands.
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>>112966049
GRIDS
He probably "married" his "wife" so he can inherit some family money. Lots of fags get a beard so they'll have money for HIV drugs someday.
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>>112952113
blank face the entire time, except pic related when sheev laughed at the end
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>>112963779
/tv/ has made me completely hate Star Wars, thanks
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>>112966007
Post a pic. I don't believe it because this guy is a dumpster fire.
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>>112964996
What's wrong RLM? They're too mainstream now for you?
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>>112961893
>Can you do the same for Poe Dameron?

Something like:
>Who talks first? You talk or do I talk?

And:
>Incoming call for general hux, it's yo mom!
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>>112965801
I thought that baldness is caused by testosterone, not the lack of it?
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>>112953800
Source?
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>>112954444
nice get
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>>112966520
Genetics play a big part. Lack of vitamins doesn't help.
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>>112964965
I only wear cargo shorts because ITS ALWAYS SUMMER WHERE I'M FROM
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>>112952113
https://twitter.com/HamillHimself/status/1117822640520159233
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>>112952113
That was my reaction for VII. This was mine for IX. Don't get me wrong, I'm going to watch it, but it's probably the thing that I've been the least interested in all weekend.
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>>112963779
Why am I getting genuinely angry at this?
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>>112954458
https://streamable.com/xr5hp
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>>112952113
Reminder:

>Avengers Endgame trailer had 300 million views in less than 24 hours
>Frozen 2 trailer had 110+ million views in less than 24 hours
>Episode IX had less than 20 million views in less than 24 hours
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>>112967141
>75% chance a tweet from him involves DURMPFT
Nah, I'll pass
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>>112961893
>"Now dere are TWO of dem!"
>"She can't do that! Shoot her! Or something!"
>"Lord Sidious... Promised us peace!"
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>>112964160
>if only you knew how bad things truly are.
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>>112956196
heh
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>>112966223
He reminds me of johna hill
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>>112965155
90 dollars.
He can buy some new sextoy for his wife and her bf.
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>>112967881
Fast & Furious is beating Star Wars too.
What a time to be alive.
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Apathy turning to mild irritation as Rey hugged Leyla again.
You knew that bitch all of 40 seconds, what the Goddamn.
Sheev laugh disgusted me too. Glad they'll ruin Sheev and potentially shit on Luke more.
It's so tiring. Why can't they just leave shit alone? Han was bad, but Luke was bordering on insulting in how he was treated and more than likely that trend will continue this movie
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>>112963779
>The cat looking at him with utter contempt.
WHAT. THE. FUCK, MAN. This is getting out of control.
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>>112967792
maybe it's because his reaction is either played up or entirely faked for the camera.
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>>112969167
I don't even care about Star Wars, but it was seriously surreal what they did with Luke in the worst way possible. I can't imagine the soullessness of bringing a guy back who's basically been waiting 40 years to do that, and fucking him over that hard.
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>>112966157
I'm ashamed to admit that I've been guilty of this to an extent.
I associated the 20th Century Fox logo and fanfare so closely with the SW title scrolls and music that it was genuinely offputting not to see it in NuWars.
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SOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>112966100
Every race has models with primarily white facial features, cuck. There are no model agencies that deal with atrocidads, except the scammer ones.
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>>112952113
I didn't hate episodes VII and VIII but I got really bad prequel vibes from this trailer. The dumb lightsaber flip was literally something George would've conceived.

I did remember Lando though. Do you remember Lando? He was in that other movie!
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>>112952113
The people making fun of this guy are obvious virgins who desperately need something to make them feel better about themselves.
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>>112965155
I'm sure anons will watch 30 seconds ads and click in the other ones.
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>>112956019
It’s the biggest fuckup in all of Hollywood history. There’s never been an IP taken from such potential to the opposite end of the spectrum this quickly. Imagine how much they could have made if handled with a modicum of competence and business acumen. It’ll be studied for years.
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>>112964965
>dissing cargo shorts
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>>112969444
it's totally not because he looks like a dumbass faking a reaction to a trailer for views
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>>112963779
This is a masterclass in acting, right? This can't his genuine reaction, I couldn't watch more than the first 20 seconds of the video.
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>>112962348
She already has one with her husband, why would she want more?
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>>112969510
>it is all so tiresome
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>>112952161
based
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>>112958814
How do you make these pics?
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Reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJgLa3eKMYs
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>>112959380
>muh language
Doesn't change the fact that jews belong to the jewish people. They're not Americans, they're jewish-americans (even that is a stretch tbqhwyf).
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>>112952113
Nothing.
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>>112967881
>Avengers Endgame trailer had 300 million views in less than 24 hours
nigga where are you seeing those numbers? Checked on youtube it's currently on 90 mil
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>feels
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>>112967881
>>112969064

Episode IX will sill out gross TLJ and endgame you fucking moron. Most Star War fans don't care about trailers because they don't want anything spoiled.
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Look, it's become so popular to hate him, /tv/ now has to do what's not popular and defend him and shit talk all the people hating him. He is now /our guy/.
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>>112952113
After watching this fucking video I want to curbstomp all basedboy faggots
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>>112970590
>outgrossing Endgame
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>/tv/ overreacts to an overraction
It's like poetry.
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I was mad because it had a woman in it.
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>>112970590
>Episode IX will sill out gross TLJ and endgame you fucking moron.
OH NO NO HAHAHAHA
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>>112961644
Of course hes acting. Reaction cancer is played for the audience, not because its genuine. Everyone who makes reaction content and everyone who watches it needs to be purged.
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>>112963779
LMAO at the cat like "bitch let me sleep"
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>>112970153
based
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fuck that scab on his face is disgusting. at least film yourself from the other side.
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>>112969710
they make his hips look bigger than they are. makes him look almost androgynous
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>>112969738
yes it's fake and gay
they hope for Disney's sweet sweet money
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>>112970153
Why did he get scared when he saw Boyega?
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>>112971313
the cuck fears the bull
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>>112971270
>looking at another man's hips
anon you should think before you post
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>>112971346
cargocuck coping
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>>112965265
They look fucking terrible and they're for children, get some fucking class for god's sake.
> but where am i gona put muh cargo
kys
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>>112965302
>now
Cargo shorts have been shit for at least a decade. Best you go back under that rock anon, we don't want to see those
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>>112971451
Based
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>>112966223
It's for your own good anon
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>>112970636
You just know that all of these men think they are intelligent.
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Stop watching those cucks
it's just a Disney's marketing bait
they just want to spread that shitty trailer amongst as many people as possible through cuck memes
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>>112960789
>floooooss nigga
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>>112954347
Jesus christ...
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>>112969710
Based Steve
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>>112952113
Complete apathy. I haven't even watched it, not because of some high principle, but because I couldn't give a fuck. Even rising the mauled corpse of the Emperor didn't do it for me.

But I accidentally caught ESB on tv last night, and damn that was good film compared to all this garbage
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>>112952113
Are the "geeks" and "nerds" finally taking back star wars? I thought /tv/ hated that sjws and feminsts started to like it?

These reaction vids look exactly like what you would expect star wars fans to be. Dweebs sperging out over Star Wars and now you guys are making fun of them as if your pathetic fucking lives are any better.
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>>112963589
If I close my eyes, it sounds almost exactly like my reaction the first time I jerked off.
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>>112972130
nigger
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>>112972130
t. disney's shill
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>>112955323
already been done
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>>112972130
This shithole is full of the fucking losres you would see in HS. They were too pathtic to hang out with the jocks or rich kids but not totoally fucking worthless to be grouped with skinny nerds that got picked on daily.

They were just sort of in the middle that blended in and were lucky not to get shoved into the fucking locker by others.

Ironic thing is if given the chance they would pick on the skinny helpless nerds too if any of the popular kids asked them to join their group. That's why you see them making fun of the people in these reaction vids. Just goes to show you how hypocritical these stupid incels are.
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>>112952113
How much Disney paid him for becoming the world's laughing-stock?
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>>112964379
Are you literally retarded?
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Why he act all faggy and shit?
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>>112972130
Nu wars is made for sjws and feminists, why would we cry on camera for that?
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>>112966520
I think it might be, I have the displeasure of knowing two FtM trannies and their hairlines are fucked up. I also knew this kid who had crazy facial hair in middle/high school and he lost his hair really young.
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>open mouth
>Aaaahahahaha sojboj
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>>112970590
>being this retarded
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>>112953934
this



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