What was your reaction to Star Wars Episode IX trailer?
>>112952113"This is cool and all but Rey should have been a nudist."
>>112952113Like pic related
>>112952113>Guys, this random 2 minute shot of Rei in the desert jumping over a space craft for some reason is awesometacular enough to sell people on the entire movie. AHAHAHAHAHA
>>112952113This ugly bitch just got back from a vacation when the Joker trailer hit like two weeks ago, and then was in the midst of ANOTHER vacation when this trailer hit. Someone in his family has got some bucks.
>>112952113Couldn't care less if I tried
>>112953609maybe he and his wife, you know, works for a living.
>>112952113He looks diseased
>>112952113What is it about certain people that when you see them, you're possessed with some primal urge to hurt them? I really want to punch this guy just based on the image.
>>112953691Needs to spend some of that vacation money on a dermatologist and a dentist.
Who's this guy, I've been seeing him around lately and I still have no idea
>>112953944youtube reaction cuck
>>112952113Did his wife slap him and leave that mark?
>>112952758>no other sizes of this image foundWhy did you make this, and how can I stop you from doing it again?
>>112952161>ywn see a faithful Barsoom movie with naked MartiansI really liked John Carter, but the non-nude Martians were weird to me.
I didn't even know there was a trailer out. I'll watch it later or something. For now I still have a lot of shitposting to do about Hangary Brioche and a nice actual movie discussion on a dying thread that I want to finish.
>>112952113GOD I'd love to see his reaction when Trump wins again. Seeing this libshit get BTFO will be so amazing.
>>112953944Literal who youtube person who barely had any viewers or subscribers, and then rocketed to infamy over the last few days for posting himself blubbering and sobbing like a retarded child while watching the Episode IX trailer. I think he might have actually managed to out-cringe the guy who did the Infinity War reaction video last year.
>>112952113I'm so glad GOT buried this shitty ass meme.And all the Shazamfags are now dead.
>>112954271Why did you assume anything about his political views?
>>112952113Didn't even bother to watch it.
>>112952113Does this guy have HIV? Looks really sickly.
>>112954405looking like that floating fat man, the Baron
>>112953944King of /tv/
Youtubes reaction of me watching a 2 minute trailer is that now my recommendations are filled with Star Wars shit: reactions, theories, analysis, thoughts, etc.I don't watch this shit, for fucks sake, stop it.
>>112954444JewTube's recommendation system is all sorts of fucked up
Can I get a link?
"Huh. It could be good."
>>112954444use incognito mode for this shit
>>112952113whats that thing in his cheek?
started chuckling when i heard sheevs laughter, knowing /tv/ would freak outit was kind of obvious since the only hype this new trilogy has generated has been through nostaliga>muh falcon>muh solo and the wookie>muh yaas leia slayhad to have something in this one too
>>112953831>>112953893This, why do people who look like they have the plague put themselves on camera? No one wants to see that shit.
>>112953893>>112954947it's just a mole, have you guys never seen one before
>>112955182It's not though, it's red and full of pus.
>>112955182That doesn't make it any less disgusting looking. I'm just saying that if I had that cancerous growth on my face, I would probably take one less trip to Disney World that year, and get that shit taken off.
>>112955294maybe it's not cancerousand he clearly doesn't care as much about looks as you
>>112954444Just watch some stuff you actually like. Game the system, not whine about it.
i didn't even know about it until i saw this epic meme
>>112955347>maybe it's not cancerousAnd maybe it is>and he clearly doesn't care as much about looks as youThen he deserves all the cracks at his appearance that he's getting. I'm far from the only person who thinks that he's distressingly sickly looking.
>>112954538Looks like skin cancer. Look up images of Basal cell Carcinoma.
90%of his viewers come from /tv/You give him more attention than anyone
>>112955517ok dude. maybe i just don't care that much about other men's looks.
i havent watched it yetbecause ... i dont care about star wars!
>>112955600Because /tv/ is obsessed.Probably mad he has a girl and they don't. Not surprised when I see what kind of posts pop up here.
>>112952113>>112954458What is this phenotype and why is it so prevalent? They all look so similar. It's like how you can tell a gay person from their face (which may be due to them having a different hormone that's involved with facial fat distribution than straight people)
>>112955893Mixed race + never took care of himself.Basically, an American male.
>>112952113Memes aside, I didn't really have oneI think at this point - given the Star Wars 9 trailer, over a 24 hour period, got a 5th as many views as the Frozen 2 trailer over 24 hours; a 5th as many as the Captain Marvel trailer; a 10th as many as the Lion King trailer; and a 20th as many as the Avengers Endgame trailer - the actual fanbase for disney wars is a very small, very dedicated group of people who like it a whole lot, and the rest of humanity is just sort of apathetic towards it.Or to put it another way, there's this subset of people who FUCKING LOVE STAR WARS no matter what, regardless of quality or even if it's the same creators behind it, who're going to watch and love these movies and cry at them on principle of their being "Star Wars", while everyone else is just sort of like "oh yeah, that exists".We've witnessed Star Wars go from one of the most iconic and popular IPs on the planet to being a niche fandom like James Cameron's Avatar over the space of 5 years under Disney's control of the IP. It's been really interesting to watch.
>>112954444>I don't watch this shitoh you will be, you will be
>>112956008It's more than that, they all seems to have very similar facial distributions and expressions.
>>112956125I don't really see that. The two guys you used look very different to me beyond them crying and looking unfit.
>>112952113A feeling of empty apathy predominated the runtime, followed by laughter at the end. I feel sorry for the fans.
>>112956125Shitty diet man, it doesn't just make you fat. Beards only increase the filthy look.
>>112956008that's very clearly a jew and jews cannot be actual americans or any nationality/ethnicity besides jewish
>>112952113I didn't see it.
>>112956008Is that shit on his face cancer he is just ignoring?
>staying at a hotel with his wife>room has 2 beds
>>112952113why does he looks like he's about to puke? it's the trailer really that bad?
>>112952758The Rise of Skinwalker™
Whats that mark on his face?
>>112956008I wanna fuck Mary.
>>112958629It's a mark left by semen shooting out of his wifes sons boyfriends wifes penis(formerly vagina) when he was wacthing them fuck obviously.
This is a very surreal reaction and I am still trying to convince myself that there are people out there devoted so religiously to what Star Wars has become
>rise of skywalker>all the skywalkers are deadExcept for kylo but that doesn't make much sense.
Someone post a webm please. I don't want to give him views.
>>112958925Doesn't matter. All of these sequel trilogy titles have been pretty fucking dumb
>>112958925Because Rey is constantly being bothered by the ghost of NEET Luke
>>112959095>force awakens>force has been gone but protag starts to use it>the last jedi>the last jedi fucking diesBeen pretty spot on tbqh
Havent seen it.Wont see it.Star Wars has always been a shity story with pretty images to compensate. All it has ever done is push effects forward, outside of that, it's fucking worthless.
>>112959166>the force awakenswas the force really asleep? isn't it everywhere all the time?>the last jediexcept for those literal jedi kids
Whya re these males crying in these images? It is not ok for men to cry at film trailers.
>>112957843Most Jews in the US were born here and don't even know conversational Hebrew.
>>112958858I fucking love OT+PT religiously but the NT is utter garbage. I don't understand how you can love something so devoid of soul and call yourself a star wars fan. Either this guy is autistic beyond comprehension or he's just full of shit.
>>112955893someone said he's jewish
>>112952113I chuckled when Sheev laughed
>>112952113“Hey she looks like a Jedi now. That’s some Old Republic aesthetic”, followed by “They’re really going to milk Carrie Fisher?”And then I fapped to her feet and went back to my other shit. Daisy’s, not Carrie
>>112960347>milk Carrie Fishernot gonna lie, that thought gave me a chub
I can't wait to see this guy on Dr. Pimple Popper.
>>112956008Is that his wife? They look like brother and sister.
>>112958925Kylo is a Swolo
>>112953944I think that is pewdiepie don’t forget to subscribe
Does anyone have the links to that /tv/ anon from Texas who got drunk while commenting the videos? It was very comfy
>>112952113Laughter that they really bring Sheev back.
>>112960789He better have said buckaroo at least once or I will be very disappointed.
>>112952113Memes aside, the guy must have some mental problem. This is not healthy. His wife should worry about him, instead of sleeping with different chads during their vacation.
>>112952113wheres the snoke edit
>>112959269>literal jedi kidsuhm akshually being force sensitive doesn't equal being a jedi, that's like saying believing in a spiritual power equals being a muslim If anything they're more likely to turn into dark side niggers without guidance(which doesn't equal sith btw)
>>112961090>>112960914You're here you have mental problems and shit taste just like that faggot
>>112952113I unironically cried a little. I don't think I have ever been so hyped from a trailer before.
>>112961231The Sequel trilogy trailers have been consistently very very good. I was hype as fuck for TLJ, and liked it because of Johnson. IX looks like it should be much better than TFA...im excited
>>112956008>he had sexHe is a cuck probably and I'm not jealous of him but damn, he had sex and I'm a 40 year old virgin, how I fucked up so bad?
>>112953800where did you get this picture of me?
>>112961088checked and you're right of course but If I could swing a mop about using only the force I guarantee you more people than not would start calling me a fucking jedi.anyway, what's the bet that there will be no more disney jedi's?
>>112961167>You're here you have mental problemsStop projecting, and stop defending this embarrassing shit >>112952113
>>112953944The epitome of the modern man, sent into a frenzy when confronted with a brandJust look at how brainwashed he responds just to a company logo
>>112957951let's hope it is
>>112953691Lmao what sub 500k job allows a couple to take two consecutive vacations in two weeks time?
>>112953055Best answer. At this point this is how I watch a trailer>oh, they're bringing back Lando because it's the last relevant member of the OT still alive>oh, they're bringing back Palpatine because it's a fan favorite>oh, the title is used as a bait for fans to come and see who is this Skywalker rising up>they're fucking desperate
It did nothing for me because the joker trailer was legit 1000x better and put together perfectly so going from that masterpiece to this generic meh Star Wars trailer was what did it.
>>112961411You're on a fucking reddit board that posts about capeshit and captain marvel and avengers and wonder woman and logan and other assorted garbage movies constantly while also posting youtube screencaps of everything that triggers them and youtube garbage 24/7you're a fucking faggot
>>112961427What if he's acting?
>>112952113No face. I don't like watching trailers before seeing a film. Even if it doesn't spoil anything I prefer to be as unbiased as possible when I watch something new.
>>112956008I know I shouldn't pity these people but I can't help but feel bad
Honestly? It seems that even the studio has given up on this one. 'Listless' is probably the best word to describe it.Three movies in to the new trilogy and we are still 100.0% dependent on throwbacks and imagery from the original trilogy. Here's Lando Calrissian ... again. Here's a piece of Death Star debris ... again. Here's Emperor Palpatine ... again. In a nutshell, this is why the new trilogy has failed in every way. Lando had, what, about ten minutes of screen time across two movies? And yet he's still more memorable than Finn or Rey, who have had a movie each (I'd argue that Finn is the main character of TFA.)Pic related. I bet you can quote at least two lines of dialogue from Nute Gunray. Can you do the same for Poe Dameron?
>>112961893>"I thought the battle was going to take place far from here. This is too close"
>>112953800Nice, post some more
>>112962134>>112956196Its just so tempting to draw that NPC face.
>>112952113if chinks ever decide to invade us, we're doomed. there are almost no men left in america. we would need boomers defend us.
are there no other ridiculous reaction videos for the ep IX trailer? I want to watch more of this shit, it's pure gold
>>112954037no. it's a welt from where his wife's black boyfriend struck him.
>>112952113I want to beat him up so muchThis is the biggest estronaut on the planetJust want to punch the shit out of him
>>112954374It's like a form of gaydar. Just as you know certain people are gay just by looking at them, you know this guy is some numale just by looking at him.
>>112952113I had low expectations but was still very disappointed
>>112962348God i hope not.
>>112962735ThisBullying is good
>>112952113My peepee shot gooeys into my doodoo pants :)
>>112952113please stop posting this ugly subhuman
Arise my söy brethren arise for we shall inherit the earth
>>112952113No Reylo sex scene no bueno.
>>112952113"Great, now they're going to ruin Sheev."
>>112952113>>112963353wheres the source for this video?
>>112952113Didn't have the balls to not go back to the same boring formula.
>>112963589This is satire right? right?
>>112953831Is it the giant mark on the side of his face?
>>112953944He's who /tv/ WISHES they were.
>>112963779How many of these fucks are there?
>>112952113ITS OKAY WHEN WE DO IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJgLa3eKMYsHonestly you should all kys for being such hypocrites
>>112963779how is it even possible to make this kind of face, it looks like a shop
>>112964160>4 years ago they didn't exist>now they are everywhere>4 years in the future?White society is crashing hard.Next time you walk in the city watch men.Every man bellow 30 is effeminate and is being bossed around by a woman.Men under 25 are even worse, literal faggots.I don't know how they do it, chemicals in the water, spraying gay agents in the atmosphere, brainwashing in school movies or tv, but it's happening.It's a war on men.
>>1129643794 years ago this was satireNow it's genuine and if you make fun of them you are a litetal Nazi
>>112963779God fucking damn it what a faggot.
>>112961893Chad Gunray>She can't do that! Kill her... or something.>Safe?! Ha!>Lord Sidious promised us peace!>Now there are two of them? This is getting out of hand!Poe Virginman>We are the fire that will light the spark that will ignite the tinder that will then set fire to the logs that will start the campfire that will be used to light the torch that we will use to ignite the fuse on the cannon that will shoot a cannon ball at the first order and set it on fire after it hits it, by which I mean the First Order.
>>112963589>1K likes / 6.7K dislikes
>>112963779I'm surprised the cat did not attack him.
>>112954458His eyes are really weird, like he has two pairs of eyelids or something
Haven't watched it. Not going to bother with this shit anymore. Anything after the original and prequels is dead to me, ya heard?
Star Wars fans are so fucking stupid.
>>112964860>RedditLetterMedia Cringe. Go back
>>112964931That's the reflection from his glasses.
>>112964965>caring what women thinkBut for serious though, superhero movies and star wars are the bane of actual cinema.
>>112952113The more I look at this faggot, the more I need to start brushing my fucking teeth pronto
>>112963589>>112964794>close to 100k viewsThanks, anons
>>112955347>maybe it's not cancerousMaybe he was born with it
>>112952113He should do a reaction to watching himself becoming a meme on 4chan
>>112964965WHAT'S WRONG WITH CARGO SHORTS YOU STUPID THOT?
>>112964965he's married though?>>112965155damn that's like 20 whole dollars
>>112964965Wait, cargo shorts are bad now? Ffs, first jorts now this, what kinda shorts is it "acceptable" to wear?
>>112954307>> the guy who did the Infinity War reaction video last year.Who was this guy already ? Anybody has a link ?
>>112964160there are too many of themwhat are we going to do?
>>11296530260s fashion is in, shorts are best when they end just above your knees and are relatively tight or not too wide.
>>112961322DId you try to actually talk to women? Perhaps you are just a closet gay anyway
>>112954347>Not using one bed for fucking and another for sleeping
>>112965331James YouNiverse, irrelevant s*yboy who deleted/unlisted everything on his channel.
>>112952113>MFW the laugh at the end.
>>112961427what a fucking gaffot
>>112965480>not fucking her on the floor
>>112961427Look at how his lip twitches and eyes dart uncontrollably from excitement...over star wars. This is the state of mankind in 2019>>112961644Would be damn good if so
>>112965496Hello, Disney rep, this kind of stuff may work better on reddit.
>>112965546>fucking your wifesounds pretty gay
>>112965302Speedo length denim, as tight as possible. No I'm not joking
>>112965418You can tell this cat is Russian
>>112965302If it doesn't get women wet, you don't wear it. Simple. Ugly males have no place in this matriarchy
>>112965302Faggy shorts frat bros wear. Don't listen to dumb thots. Wear whatever you want.
>>112963779some times I really wish I could be this excited about stuff.
>>112965155>What is adblocker
>>112955893Nasty, disgusting skin, looks like it has been peeled from a corpse. Probably due to lack of vitamin D from not getting outside ever.Receding hairline due to lack of testosterone (not sure about this one though).Beard to compensate for lack of manhood.Glasses: Not sure why this may be the case, do they all just have poor eyesight (and if so, why?) or is it some s*y fashion statement?
>>112965302>Wait, cargo shorts are bad now?Dress like a man, you fucking worthless manchild
>>1129654801) get the biggest bed possible. 2) fuck in the middle of it.3) sleep on either side of the wet patch. there I just reduced everyone who reads this chance of getting divorced by several percent.
>>112955347>he clearly doesn't care as much about looks as you>this is somehow a good thing
>>112957582He looks like an egg
>>112958788Gave me a good laff, thanks
>>112952113I'm way uglier than this guy. I admire him for having the courage to show his face on Youtube. I'm not sure about it being a Star Wars reaction video though.
what would cause that lesion on his face?
>>112956008>Mixed raceMixed race people are more attractive than this you /pol/ shill
>>112961286It's a trailer. It's designed to do that.>>112961231...
god i wish there was a extinction event in our lifetime
>>112965548>Look at how his lip twitches and eyes dart uncontrollably from excitement...over star warsThe thing is, its not even Star Wars yet, its just the company logo. Its the same thing you see at conventions where people will just go "WOO" and clap when they see a popular company logo before a trailer. People have been conditioned to associated happiness with brands.
>>112966049GRIDSHe probably "married" his "wife" so he can inherit some family money. Lots of fags get a beard so they'll have money for HIV drugs someday.
>>112952113blank face the entire time, except pic related when sheev laughed at the end
>>112952113>>112963779/tv/ has made me completely hate Star Wars, thanks
>>112966007Post a pic. I don't believe it because this guy is a dumpster fire.
>>112964996What's wrong RLM? They're too mainstream now for you?
>>112961893>Can you do the same for Poe Dameron?Something like:>Who talks first? You talk or do I talk?And:>Incoming call for general hux, it's yo mom!
>>112965801I thought that baldness is caused by testosterone, not the lack of it?
>>112966520Genetics play a big part. Lack of vitamins doesn't help.
>>112964965I only wear cargo shorts because ITS ALWAYS SUMMER WHERE I'M FROM
>>112952113That was my reaction for VII. This was mine for IX. Don't get me wrong, I'm going to watch it, but it's probably the thing that I've been the least interested in all weekend.
>>112963779Why am I getting genuinely angry at this?
>>112952113Reminder:>Avengers Endgame trailer had 300 million views in less than 24 hours>Frozen 2 trailer had 110+ million views in less than 24 hours>Episode IX had less than 20 million views in less than 24 hours
>>112967141>75% chance a tweet from him involves DURMPFTNah, I'll pass
>>112961893>"Now dere are TWO of dem!">"She can't do that! Shoot her! Or something!">"Lord Sidious... Promised us peace!"
>>112964160>if only you knew how bad things truly are.
>>112966223He reminds me of johna hill
>>11296515590 dollars.He can buy some new sextoy for his wife and her bf.
>>112967881Fast & Furious is beating Star Wars too.What a time to be alive.
Apathy turning to mild irritation as Rey hugged Leyla again. You knew that bitch all of 40 seconds, what the Goddamn. Sheev laugh disgusted me too. Glad they'll ruin Sheev and potentially shit on Luke more.It's so tiring. Why can't they just leave shit alone? Han was bad, but Luke was bordering on insulting in how he was treated and more than likely that trend will continue this movie
>>112963779>The cat looking at him with utter contempt. WHAT. THE. FUCK, MAN. This is getting out of control.
>>112967792maybe it's because his reaction is either played up or entirely faked for the camera.
>>112969167I don't even care about Star Wars, but it was seriously surreal what they did with Luke in the worst way possible. I can't imagine the soullessness of bringing a guy back who's basically been waiting 40 years to do that, and fucking him over that hard.
>>112966157I'm ashamed to admit that I've been guilty of this to an extent.I associated the 20th Century Fox logo and fanfare so closely with the SW title scrolls and music that it was genuinely offputting not to see it in NuWars.
>>112966100Every race has models with primarily white facial features, cuck. There are no model agencies that deal with atrocidads, except the scammer ones.
>>112952113I didn't hate episodes VII and VIII but I got really bad prequel vibes from this trailer. The dumb lightsaber flip was literally something George would've conceived.I did remember Lando though. Do you remember Lando? He was in that other movie!
>>112952113The people making fun of this guy are obvious virgins who desperately need something to make them feel better about themselves.
>>112965155I'm sure anons will watch 30 seconds ads and click in the other ones.
>>112956019It’s the biggest fuckup in all of Hollywood history. There’s never been an IP taken from such potential to the opposite end of the spectrum this quickly. Imagine how much they could have made if handled with a modicum of competence and business acumen. It’ll be studied for years.
>>112964965>dissing cargo shorts
>>112969444it's totally not because he looks like a dumbass faking a reaction to a trailer for views
>>112969510>>112963779This is a masterclass in acting, right? This can't his genuine reaction, I couldn't watch more than the first 20 seconds of the video.
>>112962348She already has one with her husband, why would she want more?
>>112969510>it is all so tiresome
>>112958814How do you make these pics?
>>112959380>muh languageDoesn't change the fact that jews belong to the jewish people. They're not Americans, they're jewish-americans (even that is a stretch tbqhwyf).
>>112967881>Avengers Endgame trailer had 300 million views in less than 24 hoursnigga where are you seeing those numbers? Checked on youtube it's currently on 90 mil
>>112967881>>112969064Episode IX will sill out gross TLJ and endgame you fucking moron. Most Star War fans don't care about trailers because they don't want anything spoiled.
Look, it's become so popular to hate him, /tv/ now has to do what's not popular and defend him and shit talk all the people hating him. He is now /our guy/.
>>112952113After watching this fucking video I want to curbstomp all basedboy faggots
>/tv/ overreacts to an overractionIt's like poetry.
I was mad because it had a woman in it.
>>112970590>Episode IX will sill out gross TLJ and endgame you fucking moron. OH NO NO HAHAHAHA
>>112961644Of course hes acting. Reaction cancer is played for the audience, not because its genuine. Everyone who makes reaction content and everyone who watches it needs to be purged.
>>112963779LMAO at the cat like "bitch let me sleep"
fuck that scab on his face is disgusting. at least film yourself from the other side.
>>112969710they make his hips look bigger than they are. makes him look almost androgynous
>>112969738yes it's fake and gaythey hope for Disney's sweet sweet money
>>112970153Why did he get scared when he saw Boyega?
>>112971313the cuck fears the bull
>>112971270>looking at another man's hipsanon you should think before you post
>>112965265They look fucking terrible and they're for children, get some fucking class for god's sake.> but where am i gona put muh cargokys
>>112965302>nowCargo shorts have been shit for at least a decade. Best you go back under that rock anon, we don't want to see those
>>112966223It's for your own good anon
>>112970636You just know that all of these men think they are intelligent.
Stop watching those cucksit's just a Disney's marketing baitthey just want to spread that shitty trailer amongst as many people as possible through cuck memes
>>112952113Complete apathy. I haven't even watched it, not because of some high principle, but because I couldn't give a fuck. Even rising the mauled corpse of the Emperor didn't do it for me.But I accidentally caught ESB on tv last night, and damn that was good film compared to all this garbage
>>112952113Are the "geeks" and "nerds" finally taking back star wars? I thought /tv/ hated that sjws and feminsts started to like it? These reaction vids look exactly like what you would expect star wars fans to be. Dweebs sperging out over Star Wars and now you guys are making fun of them as if your pathetic fucking lives are any better.
>>112963589If I close my eyes, it sounds almost exactly like my reaction the first time I jerked off.
>>112972130t. disney's shill
>>112955323already been done
>>112972130This shithole is full of the fucking losres you would see in HS. They were too pathtic to hang out with the jocks or rich kids but not totoally fucking worthless to be grouped with skinny nerds that got picked on daily.They were just sort of in the middle that blended in and were lucky not to get shoved into the fucking locker by others.Ironic thing is if given the chance they would pick on the skinny helpless nerds too if any of the popular kids asked them to join their group. That's why you see them making fun of the people in these reaction vids. Just goes to show you how hypocritical these stupid incels are.
>>112952113How much Disney paid him for becoming the world's laughing-stock?
>>112964379Are you literally retarded?
Why he act all faggy and shit?
>>112972130Nu wars is made for sjws and feminists, why would we cry on camera for that?
>>112966520I think it might be, I have the displeasure of knowing two FtM trannies and their hairlines are fucked up. I also knew this kid who had crazy facial hair in middle/high school and he lost his hair really young.
>open mouth>Aaaahahahaha sojboj
>>112970590>being this retarded