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I completely forgot they made a new Hellboy movie. Did anyone see it?
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Yes. It was bad. So bad...
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No, i dont like the faggot that played hellboi
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>>112934190
No one beats Jew pearl man as hell boy.
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>>112934190
Me, it was trash. Bad music, bad direction, bad CGI, bad everything
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>>112934190

>when reviews state the best performance in the entire film was by Milla Jovavich
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>have main character be a literal half demon
>lol it's okay I'm reformed and one of the good guys ;^_
Who the fuck is this movie even marketed too? Not edgy enough and it doesn't bash christianity so atheists aren't going to get a soi erection from it; but the mc is a literal half-demon so it's not like it's meant for christians either.
>inb4 hurr durr neither
The movie very clearly has some christian motiffs. You could swap out hell boy from some random as fucker and basically have a weird as fuck adult version of a christian movie.
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>Directed by Neil Marshall
Fuck, I was gonna dodge this one, but I might have to see it.
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>>112935088
>Who the fuck is this movie even marketed too?
People who like the comics? What the fuck nonsense are you even on about?
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>>112934836
The first time I read that, I had to do a double take. If that's the fucking praise they gave this movie, then goddamn I'm glad I didn't waste money on it.
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>>112934502
YO LIL DONNIE
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>>112935144
Come on now, no one reads comics anymore.
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>>112935317
>Somehow made less foreign
Is this the first major bomb of the year? As in not even covering production bomb ?
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>>112935317
Man, I specifically remember fighting with an anon about how the movie was going to be a super big hit and the studio was so confident and, that's why they moved it from the January doldrums to April to compete with Avengers.

It's one of those moments where you wish you could find the guy and beat the shit out of him IRL.
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>>112935317
JUST
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>>112935144
Big Hellboy comic fan here.
looks shit, will maybe watch it online if I have nothing better to do when it's out on streaming sites.
The trailer was cringe as fuck and now that people are calling it the worst movie of the year I have lost any interest in it.
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>>112934836
>>112935150
Why do people pretend not to like Milla Jovovovich
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Should I see this or Pet Semetary?
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>>112935728

Shes wooden as fuck in every role. The only reason she gets work is because her husband is always the director.

I mean shes probably a nice person, but shes a shit actress.
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>>112935908
she also gets nude a lot
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>>112935144
>>112935584
Yeah, it's not even marketed to people who like the comics. It's marketed to people who like the Deadpool movies.
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>>112935586
>I have lost any interest in it.
What a shame.
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My question is, besides the obvious answer of money, why did they make a Hellboy reboot when the Perlman movies aren't even that old
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>>112936233

Wonder if the movie license was up and they made this just to hold on to the rights.
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>>112934836
>>112935150
>>112935728
IS IT WORTH WATCHING JUST FOR HER?
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>>112935317
damn...
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>>112934836
No way. She was beyond cringe, easily the worst character.
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>>112936087
JUST
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>the reboot series STARTS with Nimue
How did no one recognize what a terrible fucking idea that is? The Nimue story is the climax of Hellboy, the culmination of over a decade of subplots and character development.

And it's the second time I've seen this happen lately - since the Dark Tower movie featured Roland meeting Jake, and only Jake, and then killing Randall Fucking Flagg at the end of 90 minutes.
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>>112935728
I like. She has nice thick nipples on tiny titties. You could drain them with one hard suck each. That'd be a good feeling.
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>>112935586
DESU, I went to see it because it's the penultimate storyline from the comics. Movie has issues, most appear to be cut content and post production voiceover.

However, compared to the 31 flavors of vanilla marvel and DC are offering, I'll take it any day.
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I’m glad this satanic Hollywood crap bombed hard. And in typical Hollywood fashion they tried to release it over Easter Holy Week.

Jesus 1
Hollywood Satanists 0
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>>112935728
She's so FUCKING hot
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It's not a Fant4stick level mess of a movie, but it's nowhere near being a fifth as good as the Del Taco movies
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>>112934282
How bad was it?
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>>112935809
Go see ‘Missing Link’, I hear it’s pretty good.
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>>112935728
When you think about it she really has an amazing life. Do a movie every few years, make millions even though it's shit, sit around and be hot in the meantime.

We should all be so lucky.
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>>112937555
and her husband gets her roles in everything
she literally doesnt even have to try
imagine that
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>>112936041
No she doesn't.

There's 5th element, the end of RE2, and that one other movie I forgot.
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>>112934190
I went to see it tonight.
It wasn't that bad except for the actor switch. He was pretty bad, and Ron was better, but the story wasn't bad.
I sneaked into a showing of Captain Marvel,after.
It was a far better film than /tv/ gives it credit for.
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>>112934190
AYO LEEL DONIOLOOOOOOO
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>>112935317
They cancelled del Tacos third movie for this

It's not even good business sense what the fuck
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>>112935809
Go see Shazam instead.
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>>112934836
>m was by Milla Jovavich

DAMN SON
I NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE LOL
>No link to such an audacious claim
WONT BELIEVE IT TILL I SEE IT ANON
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>>112938879
they basically used the word gratuitous to describe the violence and that was the reason they hated it. makes me think it might be really good and normie repellent
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>>112935728
>Why do people pretend not to like Milla Jovovovich

Bruh..................... youre a dumbass if you hage to ask that and have 0 FUCKING TASTE in films.
Please leave /tv/ forever casue you are not even worthy of the shitposting here
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>>112937238
>>112940319

Hold up.
Was pet semetary remake that bad casue the commercials made it looks somewhat decent and watchable?
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>>112940456
It was fucking awful. If that and the original were playing I would tell you to watch the original and that isn't good either
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>>112936434
Why does Idris head looked Photoshoped on his own damn body?
Fuck modern hollywood
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>>112934190
The two reviews I've seen about it both say thatthe action was entertaining and everything else was dogshit
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>>112934190

>Releasing it so that it's competing with Both Avengers and Shazam
>No Ron Perlman

It was doomed before the reviews got in
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>>112937613
>>112935908
you guys are fucking stupid
Milla Jovovich has been famous since the early 90s
she didn't even marry Anderson until 2009
I saw her boobs on tv while vacationing in the caribbean in like 1995
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notable thing about this movie:
I've never seen a major, national release like this one that had fucking TYPOS in the end credits
noticed a "driver to Ms. Jovovch"
and a "prodcution designer" or something. It was surreal. That type of thing happens on shitty regional straight to video indies, but this is a studio release
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>>112935092
That's what's confounding. Haven't seen it yet, but the reviews and general reception reek of studio fuckery.
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>>112935728
Probably hateboner because of Resident Evil movies. It doesn't change the fact that she was great as Leeloo. She's kinda good with roles that more require physical activity than dialogue.
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It didn't come out in my area so no
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>>112936471
BASED
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>>112934190
It’s fucking garbage.
Not even joking.
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>>112935809
See Shazam.
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Gruagach is the only thing in this film thats slightly tolerable.

However, the spotty CGI, his constant cursing, "baby" form and random death really drug him down too.

If you're into conceptual art, the artbook is worth every penny and six times better than the movie itself.
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>>112934190
Don't worry, it'll be on Netflix soon. It's theater run is over, Avengers is taking over.
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>>112935088
Half demon? Who? Hellboy? He's 100% demon. have you even seen any of the movies, let alone the comics?
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>>112942485
movie says he's half human, that his mom was a descendant of king arthur
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>>112935144
It's definitely NOT marketed to anyone who liked the comics, it's nothing like them. This is just a gore fest, the comics weren't about that, at all.

This is a decent, somewhat known comic series that had anything interesting scraped off it for the mainstream. It's shit. It has none of the soul, interesting things, or even wit of the comics.

The first two were close. This one is simply bad. Even the makeup looks like a piss poor cosplay from comiccon.

This movie was not made by people who read, enjoyed, or respect the comics.

It's Rian Johnson level of hackery.
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>>112935092
>>112941719
Neil Marshall hasn't appeared in any publicity footage talking about the film and was not invited to the Premiere.
He clearly walked/was fired, and nobody replaced him
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>>112940456
I went in with decent hope. Its genuinely not scary at all, there are numerous build up moments that never get executed well. If your best jump scare is a fucking truck driving bye, you fucked up. I wanted to leave 5 minutes in, you just knew it wasnt getting any better.

Final comparison, there are scenes in Shazam that are scarier than Pet Cemetary and I'm serious
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>>112940412
You're an idiot. Hellboy isn't about violence. That works for Mad Max, but not this franchise. That it's only violent makes it about as "normie" as you can get.

Hellboy and Tank Girl are some of the only comics I've ever bothered with, and until now, the movies did an okay job with them. I get it. They're both quirky, non-mainstream books and not for everyone.

But they sanded off everything that made Hellboy interesting, and threw in a bunch of CGI fighting and loud noise to keep the fat audience happy while they plow through troughs of nachos.

It's shit. If you like the previous Hellboys, or even ever SAW a Hellboy comic, you'll know it's shit.
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>>112941828
I like Mila, have since Dazed And Confused, when she was the hot stoner chick who never talked. She's beautiful. She's a goofball, learned that on her first appearance on Opie and Anthony. But a great actress...nope. But she's good to look at. She's a model who got lucky in Hollywood. Really lucky.
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LOL
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>>112941567
What boobs you fucking liar why are you lying on the internet
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>>112934502
cool it with the antisemitic remarks ok?
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>>112944821
they technically exist, though I can't show you them in total
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>>112944902
Of course you can’t.
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>>112944953
here you go, you whiny bitch
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2003201691
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>>112944858
Shut up kike
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>>112942850
>Final comparison, there are scenes in Shazam that are scarier than Pet Cemetary and I'm serious
lol
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>>112945083
>newfag with shit taste who hasn't seen dubsman
embarassing post senpai
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>There will never be an animated series that leans real hard into Mignola's art style and actually gives all the various weirdos in the BPRD enough time and space to develop into fully-fledged characters along with developing the world of mashed up modernity, occult, and mythological shit to the point it's a fully-realized setting

I'm pretty disappointed. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I was very excited with the Harbour announcement and that Daimio was going to be in it. I fucking love Daimio in the comics and was excited to see his werejaguar form on the big screen, but then I saw some footage and aside from a kind neat transformation thing where they go all out on the smaller details like his nails growing and sharpening and his skin kind of bursting to accommodate his new musculature, it's complete shit where he looks like he'd have a furaffinity account.

This movie flopping so hard pretty much guarantees that we're never getting any large budget Hellboy material again.
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>>112945083
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>>112945147
I don’t care about your faggot memes loser
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>>112945224
Based
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>>112942485
Comic book hellboy is half human. His mother was a witch. He was spared since apparently, Somebody that was supposed to kill him said that he saw free will in Hellboy's eyes.
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>>112945069
You... dense motherfucker
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>>112940412
This is the one in a million times, those faggy onions critics were right. The violence was just too fucking much for what this movie wanted to be. It felt like I was watching Blood C.
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>>112945599
I don't give a shit about your small titty jokes, I'm proving my statement is all
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>>112945656
I’m not clicking on ten year old topless boy pics you pederast
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>>112945656
And you didn’t get it don’t front
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>>112936087
unbelievable....
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>>112945784
boring idiot
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>>112936087
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>Bereft of the imaginative flair that made earlier Hellboys so enjoyable, this soulless reboot suggests Dante may have left a tenth circle out of his Inferno.
Rotten Tomatoes consensus is pretty accurate.
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>>112945855
Cry some more you assmad tranny lover
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>>112946218
I don't mind that you're stupid, but you should feel worse about it
and also about being so boring and unfunny
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>>112946229
Ok dude. You still shitting yourself in anger I said your waifu doesn’t have tits? Sad.
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>>112942966

How is mad max about gratuitous violence?
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>>112946284
Milla Jovovich is an ugly euro-slag
but at least, luckily for her, she's not you
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>>112946315
No wait I have to have the last post. And your still assmad she doesnt have tits. Sad.
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>>112936087
this is incredible
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>>112946349
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>>112940058

He wanted like double his budget and none of these movies made money before.
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>>112935088
>a literal half demon
The absolute state of /tv/
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>>112934502
Ayo lil donnie
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It pains me that the most faithful Hellboy adaptation in existence is still fucking Sword of Storms.
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>>112935317
>$50 million budget
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>>112944858
...'Oh I forgot, this faggot is dating someone from the ACLU'
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>>112935908

She was good in the Fifth Element.
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>>112934711
Pumped to see it. Can't be that bad and probably not
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>>112946611
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>>112936633
lel, didn't notice that. You're right.

t. comes from a country where you get horror movies on Easter but not on Halloween
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>>112936633
Yeah but hellboy a good guy and kill Jews
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Hellboy was never good.

Get SHAZAM'D.
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>>112941654
Holy fuck, what a dumpster fire. Does it have a post-credits scene, btw?
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>>112935317
this is what this heap of shit deserved
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>>112946533
well at least they would have made enough money
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>>112945150
https://youtu.be/XbsDvGtTRWU

I think this was canned for that Barnyard TV 3D-animation or some shit.
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T R U M P C U R S E

I'm sorry not sorry your little movie is tanking David "punch someone in the face" Harbour
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>>112934711
Don't forget bad script.

>Ten-minute intro with Ian McShane narrating how Arthur and Merlin defeated Nimue, thereby eliminating all mystery and suspense around what's happening
>rendered entirely pointless by having literally every other character with any knowledge of it reiterate this shit throughout the movie.
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>>112935586
Lobster Johnson appears in one scene. His appearance has completely zero impact on how events unfold and he is never even mentioned again.
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>>112935809
If you want a horror vibe, Pet Sematary's aggressively OK. Better than "Us," but that's not saying much. If you're just looking for a good, fun movie, see Shazam.
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>>112936233
I don't understand why they chose reboot instead of sequel. I'd have been fine with recasting, just maintain the continuity.
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>>112936386
No. This movie's a fucking CGEyesore.
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>>112934190
>Did anyone see it?

This is the kind of movie you pick up for $5 in the bargain bin at Walmart a few months later.
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>>112952706
This is the kind of movie you suspect of being a SyFy original. I'm not even kidding. There are times when the effects really are that bad.
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>>112934190
>>112934282
>>112934502
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>>112935088
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>>112950475
>>112950386

Hellboy 2019 is really fun. Buy the way, people hated Guillermo Del Toro's hellboy when it came out in 2004 because comic book fans didn't want to see it turned into a film. They criticized the effects and bad acting as well. I think it's easy to say something sucks in the moment. Give it time.
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>>112953530
The first two hellboy movies weren't good by any stretch of the imagination, but they had a lot of character whenever it didn't involve the actual plot.
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>>112953530
>look guys I quoted everyone haha!
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>>112953591

>guys I replied to the guy replying to everyone and mentioned that he replied to everyone!

Kill yourself.

>>112953574

Nah mate, people really fucking hated the films back then. I distinctly remember people hating Guillermo so much. It was like "who the fuck is this guy?"
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>>112935088
It has Christian themes but that doesnt make it a Christian movie. Stephen king stories have tons of Christian themes but that doesnt mean Christian's are going to like it. Its just a movie made for people who enjoy supernatural films and action films.
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>>112953714
It's weird. I wasn't familiar with the comics, but I liked the concepts and characters far more than I liked the actual films.
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Hellboy 3 was never going to happen.

Del toro asked 150 million.
Studios wouldnt give more than 80

The creator of hellboy mike mignola hated the del toro movies and argued with del toro over it.

Even if they were given the money, the actress playing Liz is very super sick in real life,
she cant walk or speak properly anymore. So that character would have had to be recast.
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>>112944858
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
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Why exactly isn't pearljam Hellboy anymore? Not down with the kids enough?
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>>112954351
Del Toro was fired and Ron wasn't gonna work without him
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>>112954394
Quick reply, flash. Cheers, pity I like both of them.
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>>112954394
>firing the one guy who can make your movies work

kek
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>>112935420
There was that one about the faggot who plays with dolls.
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>>112954394
>I don't even want your millions of dollars, my friendship is more important
Typical jew
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>>112954351
He kept calling the actors playing the villains 'Lil Donnie' and throwing poo poo at them
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>>112953897
what? what happened to her?
she's super cute/hot.
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>>112954888
Multiple sclerosis
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>>112954888
BBC poisoning
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Satanic Hollywood garbage flopped hard. They tried to release it during Easter Holy Week and it mega bombed.

Jesus 1
Hollywood satanists 0
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>>112935092
Except it didn't feel like it was. Easily his worst film, and when you take into account what was happening behind the scenes, I can kind of see why.
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>>112955156
based (cringe) mentally ill retard!
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>>112934190
its shit
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>>112955250
based christbro
glad to see this movie flop hard
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>>112954992
damn. no hellboy 3 with twins and hottie selma.
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>>112953897
>The creator of hellboy mike mignola hated the del toro movies and argued with del toro over it.
He didn't hate them, he just said they weren't faithful.

>>112954351
Also, Perlman is on his 70s or so, so he wouldn't be able to play Hellboy either.
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>>112953574
>The first two hellboy movies weren't good by any stretch of the imagination
Fuck off you zoomer cynic, you're allowed enjoy things
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>>112957744
yes, even bad things
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>>112957809
>SO BAD IT'S GOOD LMAO
You'll grow out of this phase, don't worry
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>>112955771
That costume and make up look terrible
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I shit you not, there was a scene near the beginning of this pile of shit where Hellboy is in front of a mirror filing his horns, and you could see the prosthetic visibly shift when he touched the file to it. I know I didn't imagine it. I died a little.
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>>112946611
I don't remember, was Astaroth just being a facetious ass there? Because he usually seemed to have a decent grasp on how things worked
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>>112935317
This is why studios shouldnt have creative input
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>>112953530
>Buy the way
Off yourself
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>>112945150
I really wonder why no one tried to make a animated series of it, we just got those two movies
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>>112934190
>Did anyone see it?
Your mom.
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>>112954691
Sarcasm doesn't translate well through text.
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Did Gruagach appear in the movie? If he did appear, how bad was his design?
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>>112955771
I bet your mom likes it.
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Seeing as there are a few comic posters here, does anyone have that panel of hellboy with the chimp and the gun
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>>112934836
all the shit I've seen said Harbour was the best
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>>112958742
His design was ok, but he was all cgi all the time and it wasn't very high quality.
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>>112934190
No, the movie looked like a more violent version of Percy Jackson and the Olympians
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>>112935728
She's beautiful but can't act for shit.
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>>112934190
heard the director left with some roastie mid-production
this true or just made-up shittery?
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>>112934282
>>112960871
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>>112944858
fuck off kike
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>>112936542
yeah I fucking love the storm and the fury shame its wasted here
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>>112936087
holy fuck this can't be real
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>>112936233
del taco took years to make up his mind and finally get comitted and by the time he did they were mid reboot
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>>112934190
I don't watch television or film...
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>>112936434
still haven't seen that because of elba casting what a fucking meme
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>>112961382
Would you believe he's nowhere near the biggest problem with it
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>>112934190
If they made Hellboy a woman, we could at least blame feminists.
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>>112950337
It does. Lobster Johnson tells Hellboy to buckle up. Implying a sequel.
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>>112934190
Is there a camrip of this yet? I want to see if it's as terrible as everyone's saying, but I don't want to pay money to support it.



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