I completely forgot they made a new Hellboy movie. Did anyone see it?
Yes. It was bad. So bad...
No, i dont like the faggot that played hellboi
>>112934190No one beats Jew pearl man as hell boy.
>>112934190Me, it was trash. Bad music, bad direction, bad CGI, bad everything
>>112934190>when reviews state the best performance in the entire film was by Milla Jovavich
>have main character be a literal half demon>lol it's okay I'm reformed and one of the good guys ;^_Who the fuck is this movie even marketed too? Not edgy enough and it doesn't bash christianity so atheists aren't going to get a soi erection from it; but the mc is a literal half-demon so it's not like it's meant for christians either.>inb4 hurr durr neitherThe movie very clearly has some christian motiffs. You could swap out hell boy from some random as fucker and basically have a weird as fuck adult version of a christian movie.
>Directed by Neil MarshallFuck, I was gonna dodge this one, but I might have to see it.
>>112935088>Who the fuck is this movie even marketed too?People who like the comics? What the fuck nonsense are you even on about?
>>112934836The first time I read that, I had to do a double take. If that's the fucking praise they gave this movie, then goddamn I'm glad I didn't waste money on it.
>>112934502YO LIL DONNIE
>>112935144Come on now, no one reads comics anymore.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>112935317>Somehow made less foreign Is this the first major bomb of the year? As in not even covering production bomb ?
>>112935317Man, I specifically remember fighting with an anon about how the movie was going to be a super big hit and the studio was so confident and, that's why they moved it from the January doldrums to April to compete with Avengers.It's one of those moments where you wish you could find the guy and beat the shit out of him IRL.
>>112935144Big Hellboy comic fan here.looks shit, will maybe watch it online if I have nothing better to do when it's out on streaming sites.The trailer was cringe as fuck and now that people are calling it the worst movie of the year I have lost any interest in it.
>>112934836>>112935150Why do people pretend not to like Milla Jovovovich
Should I see this or Pet Semetary?
>>112935728Shes wooden as fuck in every role. The only reason she gets work is because her husband is always the director. I mean shes probably a nice person, but shes a shit actress.
>>112935908she also gets nude a lot
>>112935144>>112935584Yeah, it's not even marketed to people who like the comics. It's marketed to people who like the Deadpool movies.
>>112935586>I have lost any interest in it.What a shame.
My question is, besides the obvious answer of money, why did they make a Hellboy reboot when the Perlman movies aren't even that old
>>112936233Wonder if the movie license was up and they made this just to hold on to the rights.
>>112934836>>112935150>>112935728IS IT WORTH WATCHING JUST FOR HER?
>>112934836No way. She was beyond cringe, easily the worst character.
>the reboot series STARTS with NimueHow did no one recognize what a terrible fucking idea that is? The Nimue story is the climax of Hellboy, the culmination of over a decade of subplots and character development.And it's the second time I've seen this happen lately - since the Dark Tower movie featured Roland meeting Jake, and only Jake, and then killing Randall Fucking Flagg at the end of 90 minutes.
>>112935728I like. She has nice thick nipples on tiny titties. You could drain them with one hard suck each. That'd be a good feeling.
>>112935586DESU, I went to see it because it's the penultimate storyline from the comics. Movie has issues, most appear to be cut content and post production voiceover. However, compared to the 31 flavors of vanilla marvel and DC are offering, I'll take it any day.
I’m glad this satanic Hollywood crap bombed hard. And in typical Hollywood fashion they tried to release it over Easter Holy Week.Jesus 1Hollywood Satanists 0
>>112935728She's so FUCKING hot
It's not a Fant4stick level mess of a movie, but it's nowhere near being a fifth as good as the Del Taco movies
>>112934282How bad was it?
>>112935809Go see ‘Missing Link’, I hear it’s pretty good.
>>112935728When you think about it she really has an amazing life. Do a movie every few years, make millions even though it's shit, sit around and be hot in the meantime. We should all be so lucky.
>>112937555and her husband gets her roles in everythingshe literally doesnt even have to tryimagine that
>>112936041No she doesn't.There's 5th element, the end of RE2, and that one other movie I forgot.
>>112934190I went to see it tonight.It wasn't that bad except for the actor switch. He was pretty bad, and Ron was better, but the story wasn't bad.I sneaked into a showing of Captain Marvel,after.It was a far better film than /tv/ gives it credit for.
>>112934190AYO LEEL DONIOLOOOOOOO
>>112935317They cancelled del Tacos third movie for thisIt's not even good business sense what the fuck
>>112935809Go see Shazam instead.
>>112934836>m was by Milla JovavichDAMN SONI NEVER HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE LOL>No link to such an audacious claimWONT BELIEVE IT TILL I SEE IT ANON
>>112938879they basically used the word gratuitous to describe the violence and that was the reason they hated it. makes me think it might be really good and normie repellent
>>112935728>Why do people pretend not to like Milla JovovovichBruh..................... youre a dumbass if you hage to ask that and have 0 FUCKING TASTE in films.Please leave /tv/ forever casue you are not even worthy of the shitposting here
>>112937238>>112940319Hold up.Was pet semetary remake that bad casue the commercials made it looks somewhat decent and watchable?
>>112940456It was fucking awful. If that and the original were playing I would tell you to watch the original and that isn't good either
>>112936434Why does Idris head looked Photoshoped on his own damn body?Fuck modern hollywood
>>112934190The two reviews I've seen about it both say thatthe action was entertaining and everything else was dogshit
>>112934190>Releasing it so that it's competing with Both Avengers and Shazam>No Ron Perlman It was doomed before the reviews got in
>>112937613>>112935908you guys are fucking stupidMilla Jovovich has been famous since the early 90sshe didn't even marry Anderson until 2009I saw her boobs on tv while vacationing in the caribbean in like 1995
notable thing about this movie:I've never seen a major, national release like this one that had fucking TYPOS in the end creditsnoticed a "driver to Ms. Jovovch"and a "prodcution designer" or something. It was surreal. That type of thing happens on shitty regional straight to video indies, but this is a studio release
>>112935092That's what's confounding. Haven't seen it yet, but the reviews and general reception reek of studio fuckery.
>>112935728Probably hateboner because of Resident Evil movies. It doesn't change the fact that she was great as Leeloo. She's kinda good with roles that more require physical activity than dialogue.
It didn't come out in my area so no
>>112934190It’s fucking garbage.Not even joking.
Gruagach is the only thing in this film thats slightly tolerable.However, the spotty CGI, his constant cursing, "baby" form and random death really drug him down too. If you're into conceptual art, the artbook is worth every penny and six times better than the movie itself.
>>112934190Don't worry, it'll be on Netflix soon. It's theater run is over, Avengers is taking over.
>>112935088Half demon? Who? Hellboy? He's 100% demon. have you even seen any of the movies, let alone the comics?
>>112942485movie says he's half human, that his mom was a descendant of king arthur
>>112935144It's definitely NOT marketed to anyone who liked the comics, it's nothing like them. This is just a gore fest, the comics weren't about that, at all. This is a decent, somewhat known comic series that had anything interesting scraped off it for the mainstream. It's shit. It has none of the soul, interesting things, or even wit of the comics. The first two were close. This one is simply bad. Even the makeup looks like a piss poor cosplay from comiccon. This movie was not made by people who read, enjoyed, or respect the comics. It's Rian Johnson level of hackery.
>>112935092>>112941719Neil Marshall hasn't appeared in any publicity footage talking about the film and was not invited to the Premiere.He clearly walked/was fired, and nobody replaced him
>>112940456I went in with decent hope. Its genuinely not scary at all, there are numerous build up moments that never get executed well. If your best jump scare is a fucking truck driving bye, you fucked up. I wanted to leave 5 minutes in, you just knew it wasnt getting any better. Final comparison, there are scenes in Shazam that are scarier than Pet Cemetary and I'm serious
>>112940412You're an idiot. Hellboy isn't about violence. That works for Mad Max, but not this franchise. That it's only violent makes it about as "normie" as you can get. Hellboy and Tank Girl are some of the only comics I've ever bothered with, and until now, the movies did an okay job with them. I get it. They're both quirky, non-mainstream books and not for everyone. But they sanded off everything that made Hellboy interesting, and threw in a bunch of CGI fighting and loud noise to keep the fat audience happy while they plow through troughs of nachos. It's shit. If you like the previous Hellboys, or even ever SAW a Hellboy comic, you'll know it's shit.
>>112941828I like Mila, have since Dazed And Confused, when she was the hot stoner chick who never talked. She's beautiful. She's a goofball, learned that on her first appearance on Opie and Anthony. But a great actress...nope. But she's good to look at. She's a model who got lucky in Hollywood. Really lucky.
>>112941567What boobs you fucking liar why are you lying on the internet
>>112934502cool it with the antisemitic remarks ok?
>>112944821they technically exist, though I can't show you them in total
>>112944902Of course you can’t.
>>112944953here you go, you whiny bitchhttps://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2003201691
>>112944858Shut up kike
>>112942850>Final comparison, there are scenes in Shazam that are scarier than Pet Cemetary and I'm seriouslol
>>112945083>newfag with shit taste who hasn't seen dubsman embarassing post senpai
>There will never be an animated series that leans real hard into Mignola's art style and actually gives all the various weirdos in the BPRD enough time and space to develop into fully-fledged characters along with developing the world of mashed up modernity, occult, and mythological shit to the point it's a fully-realized settingI'm pretty disappointed. I haven't seen the movie yet, but I was very excited with the Harbour announcement and that Daimio was going to be in it. I fucking love Daimio in the comics and was excited to see his werejaguar form on the big screen, but then I saw some footage and aside from a kind neat transformation thing where they go all out on the smaller details like his nails growing and sharpening and his skin kind of bursting to accommodate his new musculature, it's complete shit where he looks like he'd have a furaffinity account. This movie flopping so hard pretty much guarantees that we're never getting any large budget Hellboy material again.
>>112945147I don’t care about your faggot memes loser
>>112942485Comic book hellboy is half human. His mother was a witch. He was spared since apparently, Somebody that was supposed to kill him said that he saw free will in Hellboy's eyes.
>>112945069You... dense motherfucker
>>112940412This is the one in a million times, those faggy onions critics were right. The violence was just too fucking much for what this movie wanted to be. It felt like I was watching Blood C.
>>112945599I don't give a shit about your small titty jokes, I'm proving my statement is all
>>112945656I’m not clicking on ten year old topless boy pics you pederast
>>112945656And you didn’t get it don’t front
>Bereft of the imaginative flair that made earlier Hellboys so enjoyable, this soulless reboot suggests Dante may have left a tenth circle out of his Inferno.Rotten Tomatoes consensus is pretty accurate.
>>112945855Cry some more you assmad tranny lover
>>112946218I don't mind that you're stupid, but you should feel worse about itand also about being so boring and unfunny
>>112946229Ok dude. You still shitting yourself in anger I said your waifu doesn’t have tits? Sad.
>>112942966How is mad max about gratuitous violence?
>>112946284Milla Jovovich is an ugly euro-slagbut at least, luckily for her, she's not you
>>112946315No wait I have to have the last post. And your still assmad she doesnt have tits. Sad.
>>112936087this is incredible
>>112940058He wanted like double his budget and none of these movies made money before.
>>112935088>a literal half demonThe absolute state of /tv/
>>112934502Ayo lil donnie
It pains me that the most faithful Hellboy adaptation in existence is still fucking Sword of Storms.
>>112935317>$50 million budget
>>112944858...'Oh I forgot, this faggot is dating someone from the ACLU'
>>112935908She was good in the Fifth Element.
>>112934711Pumped to see it. Can't be that bad and probably not
>>112936633lel, didn't notice that. You're right.t. comes from a country where you get horror movies on Easter but not on Halloween
>>112936633Yeah but hellboy a good guy and kill Jews
Hellboy was never good.Get SHAZAM'D.
>>112941654Holy fuck, what a dumpster fire. Does it have a post-credits scene, btw?
>>112935317this is what this heap of shit deserved
>>112946533well at least they would have made enough money
>>112945150https://youtu.be/XbsDvGtTRWUI think this was canned for that Barnyard TV 3D-animation or some shit.
T R U M P C U R S E I'm sorry not sorry your little movie is tanking David "punch someone in the face" Harbour
>>112934711Don't forget bad script. >Ten-minute intro with Ian McShane narrating how Arthur and Merlin defeated Nimue, thereby eliminating all mystery and suspense around what's happening>rendered entirely pointless by having literally every other character with any knowledge of it reiterate this shit throughout the movie.
>>112935586Lobster Johnson appears in one scene. His appearance has completely zero impact on how events unfold and he is never even mentioned again.
>>112935809If you want a horror vibe, Pet Sematary's aggressively OK. Better than "Us," but that's not saying much. If you're just looking for a good, fun movie, see Shazam.
>>112936233I don't understand why they chose reboot instead of sequel. I'd have been fine with recasting, just maintain the continuity.
>>112936386No. This movie's a fucking CGEyesore.
>>112934190>Did anyone see it?This is the kind of movie you pick up for $5 in the bargain bin at Walmart a few months later.
>>112952706This is the kind of movie you suspect of being a SyFy original. I'm not even kidding. There are times when the effects really are that bad.
>>112934190>>112934282>>112934502>>112934711>>112934711>>112934836>>112935088>>112935092>>112935728>>112953462>>112952706>>112951069>>112951048>>112950964>>112950888>>112950750>>112950716>>112950677>>112950475>>112950386Hellboy 2019 is really fun. Buy the way, people hated Guillermo Del Toro's hellboy when it came out in 2004 because comic book fans didn't want to see it turned into a film. They criticized the effects and bad acting as well. I think it's easy to say something sucks in the moment. Give it time.
>>112953530The first two hellboy movies weren't good by any stretch of the imagination, but they had a lot of character whenever it didn't involve the actual plot.
>>112953530>look guys I quoted everyone haha!
>>112953591>guys I replied to the guy replying to everyone and mentioned that he replied to everyone!Kill yourself.>>112953574Nah mate, people really fucking hated the films back then. I distinctly remember people hating Guillermo so much. It was like "who the fuck is this guy?"
>>112935088It has Christian themes but that doesnt make it a Christian movie. Stephen king stories have tons of Christian themes but that doesnt mean Christian's are going to like it. Its just a movie made for people who enjoy supernatural films and action films.
>>112953714It's weird. I wasn't familiar with the comics, but I liked the concepts and characters far more than I liked the actual films.
Hellboy 3 was never going to happen.Del toro asked 150 million. Studios wouldnt give more than 80The creator of hellboy mike mignola hated the del toro movies and argued with del toro over it. Even if they were given the money, the actress playing Liz is very super sick in real life, she cant walk or speak properly anymore. So that character would have had to be recast.
Why exactly isn't pearljam Hellboy anymore? Not down with the kids enough?
>>112954351Del Toro was fired and Ron wasn't gonna work without him
>>112954394Quick reply, flash. Cheers, pity I like both of them.
>>112954394>firing the one guy who can make your movies workkek
>>112935420There was that one about the faggot who plays with dolls.
>>112954394>I don't even want your millions of dollars, my friendship is more importantTypical jew
>>112954351He kept calling the actors playing the villains 'Lil Donnie' and throwing poo poo at them
>>112953897what? what happened to her?she's super cute/hot.
Satanic Hollywood garbage flopped hard. They tried to release it during Easter Holy Week and it mega bombed.Jesus 1Hollywood satanists 0
>>112935092Except it didn't feel like it was. Easily his worst film, and when you take into account what was happening behind the scenes, I can kind of see why.
>>112955156based (cringe) mentally ill retard!
>>112955250based christbroglad to see this movie flop hard
>>112954992damn. no hellboy 3 with twins and hottie selma.
>>112953897>The creator of hellboy mike mignola hated the del toro movies and argued with del toro over it.He didn't hate them, he just said they weren't faithful. >>112954351Also, Perlman is on his 70s or so, so he wouldn't be able to play Hellboy either.
>>112953574>The first two hellboy movies weren't good by any stretch of the imaginationFuck off you zoomer cynic, you're allowed enjoy things
>>112957744yes, even bad things
>>112957809>SO BAD IT'S GOOD LMAOYou'll grow out of this phase, don't worry
>>112955771That costume and make up look terrible
I shit you not, there was a scene near the beginning of this pile of shit where Hellboy is in front of a mirror filing his horns, and you could see the prosthetic visibly shift when he touched the file to it. I know I didn't imagine it. I died a little.
>>112946611I don't remember, was Astaroth just being a facetious ass there? Because he usually seemed to have a decent grasp on how things worked
>>112935317This is why studios shouldnt have creative input
>>112953530>Buy the wayOff yourself
>>112945150I really wonder why no one tried to make a animated series of it, we just got those two movies
>>112934190>Did anyone see it?Your mom.
>>112954691Sarcasm doesn't translate well through text.
Did Gruagach appear in the movie? If he did appear, how bad was his design?
>>112955771I bet your mom likes it.
Seeing as there are a few comic posters here, does anyone have that panel of hellboy with the chimp and the gun
>>112934836all the shit I've seen said Harbour was the best
>>112958742His design was ok, but he was all cgi all the time and it wasn't very high quality.
>>112934190No, the movie looked like a more violent version of Percy Jackson and the Olympians
>>112935728She's beautiful but can't act for shit.
>>112934190heard the director left with some roastie mid-productionthis true or just made-up shittery?
>>112944858fuck off kike
>>112936542yeah I fucking love the storm and the fury shame its wasted here
>>112936087holy fuck this can't be real
>>112936233del taco took years to make up his mind and finally get comitted and by the time he did they were mid reboot
>>112934190I don't watch television or film...
>>112936434still haven't seen that because of elba casting what a fucking meme
>>112961382Would you believe he's nowhere near the biggest problem with it
>>112934190If they made Hellboy a woman, we could at least blame feminists.
>>112950337It does. Lobster Johnson tells Hellboy to buckle up. Implying a sequel.
>>112934190Is there a camrip of this yet? I want to see if it's as terrible as everyone's saying, but I don't want to pay money to support it.