>Bam stop it I'm already late for work I ain't got time for dicksunkin we got plenty of time when I come back home Baaam mouth off my dick stop sunkin please
I'm Bam Margera, and this is make my dad give birth to Wee Man out his ass
>>111464497hey i'm steve-o, and this is have gay sex!
>>111464459hey im steve o, and this is say the n word while throwing up.
>>111464459>tfw can't tell if that's a photo of Bam or his dad anymore
Bam's dad did a huge disservice by not beating the everloving shit out of him when he was little. Bam has turned into an ultimate cringe millenial and it's basically the dad's failt fir letting it happen.
>>111464708it's bam. he just posted it yesterday
i remember downloading jackass clips from kazaa in the early 00s. cool shit
Bam you’re getting shoe polish all over my dunk
>>111464734You could really tell they loved the dad. It explains why he looks the way he does after his death. Very sad. I loved that show. I'm very sorry for his loss.
Hi! I’m Bam Margera and this is pulling up my friend Ryan’s corpse and using it as a Halloween decoration! (too dark?)
>>111464459>sunkinI dont get it
>hi I'm Ryan Dunn and this is dying in a car accident.
>>111464779>240p video being standardWew. Those were the days.
Can someone get me up to speed? Did Phil actually die or did Bam just go off the rails again with his drug/alcohol problems? I can’t keep up
>>111464459>Hi I’m Bam, and this is fucking Greg “Opie” Hughes’ wife
>Bam Margera exploded at his manager Thursday night at New York City’s West Side Comedy Club in New York City over an apparent miscommunication in what time Margera was set to go on stage at the club. In a video obtained by TMZ, you can hear the famous Jackass alum call his manager a fucking pussy and threaten to smash his fucking face. Where is everybody he asks, apparently referencing the lack of an audience. He was an hour late for his early show and two hours early for his late show. “Take me home! Now!” he screams in the vestibule outside the showroom. “Take me home now before I stab you in your fucking face” he yells holding up a beer bottle.>Margera was set to headline two shows that promised comedy and storytelling at the Upper West Side comedy club, one at 7pm and one at 10pm. He didn’t show up until 8pm. Both of his sets were cancelled.Why is Bam so based
Bam get outta my ass i gotta go on dialysis tomorrow i aint got time for this
One of a handful of things happen to men as they age. What usually happens is you start to look like your dad or a male ancestor on your mother's side. Barring infidelity, of course, but those are the usual occurrences when your father is legitimate.
>>111464968>(too dark?)I’m not sure where you came from but go back
>>111465216Good, fuck Bam. Who’d even want to see him, he’s talentless.
Cumtown is repetitive and annoying.
>>111464459That's not his real dad. It was all an act.
>>111465216What the fuck happened? He had a lambo and a giant house as far as I remember. Did the money sink into a hole once again with washed out celeb?
>>111465310>Not liking Nick wanting to dress in Adam’s gf’s clothes and get fucked by Stavros as a prank.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4yrC1MBoL6I
>>111464896his dad didn't die?
>>111465216>>111465385>Earlier in the day BAM was a no-show for The Anthony Cumia Show on Compound Media. The podcast network had publicized Margera as a guest on the show but then the show came and went with no mention of an appearance, and social media references to his expected guest spot are no longer anywhere to be seen. BAM did appear on the popular Cumtown podcast but his Instagram shows signs of trouble earlier in the day. All seemed well yesterday- BAM is all smiles posing with his wife and kid, and attempting to prank one of his friends, but then today he posted two angry videos to his Instagram account referencing wife, Nikki. In the first he says his wife left him and “went back with my Range Rover.” Later he calls her a “street ho” and says she took all his credit cards and went back home. According to the post, she took all his credit cards leaving him unable to check into his hotel.
>>111465001Bam and his dad have that new england boston-ish accent.
>>111465310>not liking gay actor Michael Douglas bits
>>111465713Its shit you spastic moron
>>111465095The cum boys
>>111465713dunked on and sunked off
>>111465095hes approaching Fraser levels of JUST
Nick and Stav having a genuine fight was like listening to my parents arguing
>>111465756ATTENTIONTHIS IS THE POLICEWE HAVE YOU SURROUNDEDAND YOURE GAY
>>>/g/70169183I made this post on gee yesterday and nobody got it :(
How is it possible to be this JUST?If I had Bam’s money I’d have bought a nice log cabin way up in the mountains and fucked off looong ago.
>>111465756you post in this thread again and I'll dick you down
Should TV reboot Celebrity Rehab? There’s plenty of trainwreck stars who haven’t OD’d from Fentanyl yet.
>>111466006Fame is a drug."thou shalt not make into thee any graven"It works the other way around as well. If you've become an idol for someone else, you'll suffer the consequences.
>>111465615> new england boston-ish accent
>>111465615They're from fucking Pennsylvania you dumb faggot
>>111466154what in gods fuck is a graven?
>>111465149That was just a dumb rumor. Opie is based
>>111466215Whatever I don't study geography and accents because I'm not a gay autistic man.It's whatever accent the retards have in Pennsylvania
>>111465926I laughed anon!
>>111465310I listened to about 2 minutes of a clip and had to turn it off. It reminded me of one of my sperg friends that is incapable of shutting the fuck up for 5 seconds without spouting off some nonsense.
>>111464896Don Vito died a few years ago (F) but Phil is still alive.
>>111469140jail aint easy on a nigga
>>111469077>Bam that's my dunk
>>111470121You have to imagine it was the first time he had stopped drinking in a very long time. That probably explains a lot of it.
>>111464734Phil is the reason he's such a fuck up, he used to play tricks on them all the time. Once he told Bam they were driving down a haunted road, then started banging on the roof saying it was severed heads falling form the sky and legit scared the ever loving shit out of him.
>>111468684oh yeah? what's his name?
>>111464459Why did Bam develop that weird accent for those couple years on jackass? Did he think it made him sound cool? God I always hated him.
I'M BAM MARGERA AND THIS IS DROP THE N WORD ON INSTAGRAM
>>111470316I don't want to say because he could very well be itt. He gives me sneedposter vibes.
>>111470121What did he go to jail for?
>>111472175he molesta'd some breastashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kDKpyzvpxg
>>111464459C’mon bam i got work tomorrow at the gay store
>>111472175A couple underage roastie thots came onto him while he was drunk and he groped them, so he had to register as a sex offender and was no longer allowed to use the Don Vito character in any context.
yo we're in Thailand and set Dico up with a tranny hooker, but what he doesn't know is they're HIV positive
>>111465095This jewish podcaster “Cool” Adam Friedland made fun Bam’s wife’s pussy rings on a podcast with Bam causing her to leave Bam and basically breaking Bam’s brain.
>>111465310*stav announcer voice*WRONG, YOU’RE GAY
>>111465310Hey, /tv/. Comedian, Joe List here. Anybody here know where the men’s restroom is around here?
>>111464497Hi I'm Bam Margera, and we're gonna set the Trans movement back 10 years
>>111472852How can I report this sniveling weasel to the IRS? I can guarantee you that he does not file his gift cards from his fans as income.I found a form to fill out, but they are asking for his social security number and address which I don't know.
>>111473011YO I'M A FUCKIN GIRL DUDE
>>111464459>>111464497HI I'M BAM MARGERA AND WE'RE GONNA FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>111464734Bam is like 40 dude he's a Gen X-let
>>111470121One eye on the camera the other on bubba
>>111473162>DUDE REMEMBER HOW COOL I WAS BACK IN THE DAY>*cracks open monster*>YEAH MAN I WAS LIVING THE LIFE...ON TOP OF THE WORLD>*siiiiiip*>AHHH...EVERY MIDDLE SCHOOL EDGELORD'S HERO..
>>111473393A boomer edit of that pic would be great. I was in middle school and high school during the Jackass/Wild Boyz/Viva La Bam era and I remember lots of girls wanted Bam's dick.
>>111465310*buzzz*No, you're gay
>>111470254that's funny as fuck and cool parenting though
>>111465713>>111465636>>111465923>>111466034This is the guy who made the original post here, I've had the chance to think about it and I'm wrong and gay actually
>>111473011>hey Preston guess what?>what?>that was Bam in a wig hahahaha!>what?!>holy shit dude you were going to town on my ass you faggot hahahaha just kidding I identified as a woman
>>111465001People autisticly parrot shit they hear on podcasts
>>111474423What the fuck is wrong with her eye?
>>111475094>Hi, this is Bam Margera, and today we have "Beat The Shit Out Of My Mom"
>>111475291>I'M 40 YEARS OLD I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY PUSSY MOM ANYMORE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIs bam secretly autistic?
>>111466224I think it should say gravy.
>>111474423poor ape. she was a chill mom. really loves her kids and her kids friends. bam really is a fuck up. he had something good going and it fucked it by being a dick. and now that the window of oppurtunity he had to really capitilise on his career is gone he's melting the fuck down trying to relive the glory days in a blind drunken stuper with a bunch of strangers while the people that made his shit good have long since fucked off.
>>111473162are his eyes moving further apart from one another?
>>111464734bam is not a millennial he is a gen x nihilist