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So many Disney shills today. Let's have a Chadzam thread.
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I love Billy
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>fornite dances
>zoomer dances
>anti-white apehop music
>youtube aesthetics
>videogame sensibilities
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
>funkopop collecting betaplay signaling
>trendy stranger things executive decisions
>>chad
This is a capeshit made by reddit for reddit. Regular capeshit was always bad enough but at least it didn't self consciously strain itself to have "meme moments" like this and GOTG turned it all up to 11.
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>>111463702
Why aren't the marvel family shown even once in the trailers?
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>>111463730
>Found the mouse shill
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Child actors grow up too fast, soon they will be the same height as Zachary Levi.
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>>111463748
Supposed to be a surprise I guess
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>>111463763
On user(non critic shill sites) like Letterboxd, Captain Marvel(including other Marvel shit movies and even the new Star Wars movie) and Shazam are all on user created most anticipated 2019 movie lists. All of which rank usually in the top 5 with actual films coming after or not ranked at all
Get some fucking taste or stay on /co/ and sites like that
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>>111463840
Yet /tv/ has 20+ capeshit threads up at any given time. Seems legit.
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>>111463702
it will be objectively the best capeshit of the year
it's gonna flop, tho
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>>111463702
A gay thread then? Not my thing.
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>>111463702
when is this thing released?
why is there literally zero(0) hype?
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>>111463730
Zack Snyder will NEVER be allowed to touch another DC project. Cope, nigga
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>>111464061
So I'm right
https://letterboxd.com/kodyhelart/film/shazam/
https://letterboxd.com/kodyhelart/film/captain-marvel/
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>>111464077
Mouse shills

Also April 5th
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>>111464129
he said he was drunk while watching captain marvel
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>>111463702
>man I love the new captain marvel movie but the captain marvel movie that comes out in less than a month is gonna be shit
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>>111463702
>Disney shills
this place is hardly anything but shills anymore
>today
everyday

Case in point: this thread.
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>>111464363
> supporting any product means your a shill
you keep using that word but I don't think you know what it means
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>>111464400
shoplifters is cringey bullshit
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>>111464400
>sam raimi
he's really going to say the word
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>>111464428
that doesn't keep you from using it on people who support marvel does it, hypocrite?
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>>111464363
pretty sure ~75% opening posts, and more than 25% posts are unironcally made by "social media manager" shills
disney already admitted they investing more in guerrilla merketing in 2019 than in 5 previous years together
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>>111464428
Supporting anti-art like this does
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There is hardly any positive discussion of marvel movies on this site yet the Disney shill narrative is always at full force which is then used to justify talking about capeshit like this zoomer trash.
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>>111464750
any discussion is positive, marketing wise
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>>111463702
>Chadzam thread
>ultimate basedboy director
>ultimate basedboy star
>jew
>protects capeshit Larson and calls everybody saying anything bad about her or her movie liar
>studio hopes to not flop completely

Can we ever pick not a shitty one?
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For the comic nerds do you have any recommended Shazam reading?
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>>111463702
These trailers make me smile every time I see them. I’m going to see the early preview, and I’m taking a whole crew with me. They’re finally going to understand why I love this character so much.

Also, I hope Billy and Freddie becomes YouTubers so successful that they can support their whole family.
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>>111463702
all the trailers look fun. all the reviews are positive. warner seems to trust its product. chances are movie is actually good
it's gonna flop anyway
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>>111464400
Oh fuck yes.
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>>111464512
>with special guest-star
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>>111463702
this dude shilled for brie larson then marvel straight up dropped a trailer on the day early screenings for shazam was happening.What a cuck little bitch. His movie going to fail. Trying to placate big bad Disney then disney shits all over him and he's like "tank u mr didney mai ay 'ave summore?"
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>>111464940
Me personally, I haven’t read any of the newer stuff, but my suggestion would be read up on the lore, then just pick a spot. I enjoyed the hell out of the old “The Power of Shazam!” from back in the eighties. It had comfy quasi-retro artwork, too.
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>>111465159
>marvel straight up dropped a trailer on the day early screenings for shazam was happening.

Shazam lifted their social media embargo on Captain Marvel's premiere day.

It's all part of the hustle.
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>>111465159
Taking the high road doesn’t make you a cuck. Having no sense of honor does.
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>>111465159
you talk like an idiot
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>>111465227
but marvel wasn't over here telling people to not get mad at DC. Hell Disney would have fanned the flames to make as much backlash on Shazam as possible

>>111465280
there's no high road defending corrupt rich beaurocrats and shitting on the little guy trying to make some noise to have their voice heard
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I get to see it on the 23rd.
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>>111463702
I'm glad /tv/ supports this film

Because now I know it's definitely going to bomb
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>>111465398
Yeah, except he didn’t defend her. He basically said, “Don’t sink to their level,” in the most tactful way possible.
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>>111465398
>but marvel wasn't over here telling people to not get mad at DC.
Levi did that, not DC. DC just wants to flex.

>Hell Disney would have fanned the flames to make as much backlash on Shazam as possible
So would DC. It's the hustle.
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>>111463840
cry more
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>>111465502
lel it won't even make it's budget back will it. WW should have released this in August or wait until December.
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>>111465697
It's going to make its budget back 4x
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>>111465398
>but marvel wasn't over here telling people to not get mad at DC. Hell Disney would have fanned the flames to make as much backlash on Shazam as possible
because they are the bad guys
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>>111465430
cute :3
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LADS
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>>111465793
I can’t wait to see what they do with the Deadly Sins.
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>>111465844
Fucking NICE!
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>>111465398
WB/DC owns and operates CNN

Disney owns and operates Vice/ABC

i don't give a flying fuck about your rationalizations about those companies, Shazam might be a fun movie, but your "this or that" company bullshit doesn't actually work when both of them are garbage fires
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>>111466057
Sivana is so fucking based.
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>>111466060
I like that coat.
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>>111465619
Reddit humor:
>pushed by corporations
>safe, middle of the road, insincere, appeals to a wide variety of interest groups
>glorifies the image of the product it is pushing
>conforms to corporate and elite interests
>anti-democratic
>created by committee to sell products
>tries too hard to become a meme and in the process embed itself within the minds of consumers to sell more crap related to the franchise
https://youtu.be/Y5I4TA0yhr4?t=52

4chan humor:
>anonymous origins
>free, democratic, open source
>subverts corporate interests and intentions (Bane in TDKR used to attack the movie, not praise it)
>not created to push a product or message, but rather to amuse and humor individuals
>created for a specific group of enlightened users, not dumbed down for the masses
>memes are not forced by corporations, but rather become popular due to their innate appeal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgbQGXTwiME
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>>111466057
>From Chad to Gigachad
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>>111466149
it's an Arthur Dent tier coat
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>>111465502
seriously. like do people actually think a jew in a padded suit is going to bring in numbers just because they tried to add some Deadpool humor? i don't think it will get more than 30m
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>>111465616
Levi is DC. He never would have made that statement without prior approval from DC. In fact i wouldn't be shocked if they were the ones who told him to do it
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>>111465844
who the fuck cares. Armie Hammer is complete trash
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>>111466456
you seem to think WB is as much of a dystopic company as Disney
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>>111466421
look, this is basically a hope that DC makes some money and don't give up entirely, so maybe a sliver of hope actually good shit gets made in the future.

>>111466507
i don't think that, i believe Disney is the Devil, and WB is Mr. Dice man
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>>111466591
Why is Freddy such a faggot, Mary is perfect
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>>111465280
>Taking the high road doesn’t make you a cuck. Having no sense of honor does.

Like Captain Marvel shooting an unarmed man!!!FACT!!!
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>>111466845
Mary is straight-up wife material.
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SOON
marvelfags will be finished
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>>111466983
Well said.
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>>111466997
I will never get tired of these.
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>>111463702
Is Black Adam the villain or did they use someone else?
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>>111466997
based
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>>111465815
Very cute
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>>111463730
>jewish actor pretending to be a christian man pretending to be a jew
so THIS is the power of a brainlet
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>>111467082
Sivana. We’re getting Sivana, and it appears to be the one who can see magic.
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Since that anon is already posting Thunderworld Adverntures, might as well post the whole thing here for my favourite superhero since I was a kid.
Here is Earth 5 Captain Marvel and the Marvel Family!
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>>111464883
>jew
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>>111467593
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>>111467082
They used someone else because Dwayne Johnson wants nothing to do with this dumpster fire
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>>111466421
>a jew
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>>111464129
Nice dog
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>>111467640
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>>111467552
I love how Sivana calls this shit “easy.”
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>>111467082
mark strong
adam is next in line
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>>111467675
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>>111467644
He produced it.
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>>111467722
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>>111467640
This is awesome.
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>>111467757
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>>111465065
*HUFF*
*HUFF*
YOU GOTTA SAY THE WORD, BILLY!
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>>111463730
GET DABBED ON
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>>111467857
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YO LIL MICKEY
Don't forget which movie made Star Wars tremble
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>>111466591
if they wanted that they shouldnt have cast a jew
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>>111467945
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>>111466057
milkies
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>>111467994
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>>111467989
The only Jew here is you, shill.
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>>111468079
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>>111468191
Freddie’s pretty slick.
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Damn nigga I took a dump after my last post and there's 60+ new replies? Rip Captain Toe-Fungus
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>>111468262
<cue Alan Silvestri's theme>
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>>111468219
i saw that tactic coming a mile away, and i still enjoyed it
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>>111468307
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>>111463730
>epicureanism as social currency inverted through solipsistic reddit fetish
Explain this
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>>111467982
I remember when you morons tried using Jumanji to say Rampage would crush Infinity War

How did that work out again? Or does your tiny goldfish memory not remember that far back?
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>>111468351
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>>111468367
Still made 428 million when you said it would flop, mice
At 428 million Shazam would already be a success and Shazam is a beloved 80yo character
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>>111468351
I like how this all has a sort of Incredibles vibe.
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>>111468387
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>>111468434
Trippy af.
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>>111463702
is that a fake nose?
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>>111468709
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>>111465995
Is that Adam Egret?
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>>111468672
woah, Captain Marvel bleeding? i don't think i've ever seen that outside of injustice.
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>35 ips
yikes
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>>111464638
yeah nobody really cares about disney vs dc do they?
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>>111468747
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>>111468792
>the wizard is white
>he's balck in the movie
oh nononononononono
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>>111467982
>mfw I share my birthday with Dwayne.
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>>111468841
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>>111468850
he's been black in the main comics for 7 years now
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>>111468841
Nice.
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>>111467306
Well Asher Angel is Jewish, and Zachary Levi Pugh is a practising Christian who acts under the stagename Zachary Levi
for """Reasons""". So it's not an inaccurate description.
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>>111468911
That shouldn't have happened either. I actually hadn't read any of the newer comics and mentioned the race swap in a Grace Randolph video. I think she blocked me after that.
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>>111468850
This is Earth 5
I believe that's Prime Earth, where the New 52 is taking place from the emerging of Superman as the first hero to reveal himself to the world.
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>>111468951
if you put it like this then yes i can agree
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>>111469036
And that's all folks.
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>>111469074
Awesome! Thank you for that. I really enjoyed it.
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>>111469074
thanks for the dump, anon
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>>111467709
that's such a lame-ass version of Sivana, the comic in the thread has like a dozen cooler Sivanas, i HOPE this isn't the one used in the films
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>>111469568
it's a bit different
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>>111463820
They uncomfortably remind me of one of those One Direction era boybands.
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>>111469568

Almost Heaven...
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>>111469568
from what ive heard he was declined by Shazam as a kid and then tried getting the powers all his life, finally succeeding
we'll see soon
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Billy isn't as wholehearted as his past incarnations, when he meets the Wizard he gets rejected since he's not even pure of heart like many candidates before him.
He only then gets convinced by Billy that tells him that "There is no such thing as perfectly good people", arguing that he will never find a suitable replacement but instead sees the potential of Billy to be good.
Pretty sure this is what's going to happen in the film.
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>>111469961
yeah
but at least he isn't as much of a prick as the new 52 version, he's just a doomer
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I'm going to buy a ticket and relive my memories of watching Spider-Man in the theater, and there's nothing you can do to stop me, Disney
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I think this is probably good but I won't go to see it on principle as it's capeshit
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>>111469568
He literally ends up like the classic Sivana in the comic, which makes sense seeing how two of his kids are Stacy and Chad, while the other two are anon and anonette.
He has Chad genes but he virgin curse is just too strong.
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>>111470259
Do it for /tv/.
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>>111469074
is the white mini-skirt cute little girl in the movie?
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>>111470561
yeah but she becomes an adult when she transforms and her costume is red like originally
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>>111470627
Even better.
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>>111470627
what a shame. contemporary american cinema it's in dire need of more flat chested cute little girls
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>>111470561
Interestingly, she's one of the few female characters that /co/ forbids to lewd (despite the works they are portrayed in) and must be protected.
Her and Stargirl to name a few.
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>>111469074
Yeah, very good Cap story. Too bad they never finished Multiversity. Most of them were great.
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>>111470220
based
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>>111471040
he runs like a tard
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>>111470421
i hope they dont kill him off
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>>111471040
>disney tier cgi
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Chadzam > Aquachad
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>>111471154
He ends up in the loony bin with Mr Mind dabbing on him
According to spoilers from that dude that watched a couple of days ago.
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>>111470841
That's called "true love."
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>>111471172
Knowing this is from the seventies makes that even funnier.
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>>111471433
Can't they both be equal Chads?
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>>111471597
Why does this shit make me so happy?
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>>111471172
no, it's better
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>>111463730
Man the mousecucks are on full force.. Don't you have some empty cinemas to fill?
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>>111467857
>Sivanaday

BASED
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>>111471147
Imagine being in a deserted wasteland on a boiling day with that warm ass superhero suit and having to jump over a camera on the ground. You'd run like a tard too nigga
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>>111472236
based Chadsis
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>>111473076
i'd run like a t-1000 no matter the weather



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