Is this the best Spider-Man movie?
Yes, by far.
I still prefer Raimis 2 but this had its moments
Still haven't seen it. Is it actually good or did everyone exaggerate how much they liked it because of the modern African American undertones like they did with Black Panther?
>>111440266was honestly blown away by how much I liked it. Lord and Miller know how to do make movies.
>>111440474I'm immediately rewatching it. It actually gave me little-kid-watching-a-cool-movie-for-the-first feels. Jake Johnson and Nic Cage and John Mulaney made me laugh with like every line. And super kinetic editing and stuff.
>>111440474As someone who hates Miles with a passion, if you liked the lego movie you'll like it. It bogs itself down in references but in between those references is a decent character piece though the lead is pretty boring
>>111440266>>111440284>>111440311>>111440339>/co/ trannies responding within the minute to praise this capeshitY I K E S
>>111440471It has nothing to do with my love for niggers. The movie was just well written, and I went in assuming it would be SJW bullshit.
>>111440284>>111440311>>111440339>>111440493based and redpilled
>>111440582I hate Miles and I did not like the Lego Memey at all.
>>111440266No. Spiderman is not a nig
>>111440799than the movie may not be for you friend. Its not as ADD as the lego movie was but the feeling was the same
>>111440266but of course
>>111440845I like the animu with the mecha spider most
>>111440266i never got all the way through it. too much of that meme humor which i just find tiring after awhile.
sweatpants spiderman is best spiderman in any spiderman lore
>>111440845cringe /pol/ tard
>>111440826probably the most based end credit scene of all time
>>111441058your pretty cringy yourself, posting worst ship. Niggas not even the only spider person in his own relationships is nothing about him original?
I liked it a lot. The animation, artstyle, and sound direction were great, I'm glad I watched in the theater. And I'm not even a capeshit fan.Old Peter was the best thing about the movie, and Miles was pretty likeable too.And surprisingly, it had no SJW stuff. But it set up the BLACKED romance for the sequel, because of course (((they))) wouldn't miss the chance to do it.
>>111441147average /tv/ user
>>111440845Spiderman is still Peter Parker, the nig kid is his apprentice.
>>111441207nope his peter is dead he is the one and only spider-man as stated by him at the end of the movie.
>>111441126Probably the most Reddit after credits scene of all time
>>111440266It is tied with Spider-Man 2.
how many times has Chris Pine done a cameo and died like immediately?
>>111441145>it had no SJW stuff.Miles IS SJW
>>111440266AbsolutelyAnd this Miles actually has a personalityHe's still a nigger though
>>111441394what is spider ham?
>>111441394>anyone not white is sjwt.brainlet
>>111441472a cartoon, and anyone that has a problem with that is a faggot
>>111441539Miles was literall created to virtue signal how great it is to be black and Bendis never attempted to grow the character beyond that. The movie didn't do it to be fair but the entire point of Miles was to sate Bendises fetish
>>111441256One of the infinite Spidermans of infinite universes. And he wasn't even his universe's original Spiderman.Spiderman is a nig, and a girl, and a mech pilot anime girl, and a pig, and Tobey Maguire, and Tom Holland, and the dude from the PS4 game, and many more. That's what the multiverse thing is about.
Spider Man 2 > Spiderverse > Spider Man > Homecoming > Spider Man 3 > Amazing Spider Man > Amazing Spider Man 2
>>111441623You got a PROBLEM with cartoons?
>>111441633>spider-man is a kid of colour nowwhat? how do people know?
>>111441633wow how terrible!
>>111441641Switch Amazing 2 with 1 and I can dig this. 2 at least had some personality. 1 is an awful movie that has nothing at all to do with what makes Spider-Man likeable.
>>111441714>racism is terribleyes. it is. nigger.
>>111440670It’s wasnt over the top at all. The miles stuff was entirely appropriate for modern New York City
Peter Parker was great, rest of characters were meh. Storyline meh.But its worth watching for the animation alone. Also other than Miles being black, its not political at all, dont let the seething neckbeards convince you other wise.
>>111441712the arc is some youtuber chick saw through battle damage that Miles was black he starts off asking why thats important and ends the arc realizing that the only reason he has any "value" is that he's black spider-man and never has to attempt to grow as a person because he was spider manz and shit I suppose
>>111441256>nope his peter is dead he is the one and only spider-man as stated by him at the end of the movie.but he isn't the "one and only" spider-man the entire message at the end is that there's INFINITE spider-mans and ANYONE can be wear the mask. It's pretty inspirational for everyone that isn't Peter Parker. Literally ends with him saying: >And I'm Spider-Man, and I'm not the only one. Not by a long shot.
>>111441752Why? For who? Seems like a pretty positive message in that page there. "You're spider-man now. Don't be a nigger about it."
>>111441712Yeah he is wearing a fucking mask all the time and hiding ones true identity is like one of they key elements of super hero story telling
>>111441976>people should be judged based on their racebased
>>111441641This is completely correct except like the other guy said Amazing 1 and 2 need to be switched
>>111442094>people should be judged based on their racedont think "should" has anything to do with it. They just are. Trump is the most nigger president ever but he's allegedly white so cucks just let him continue face fucking them into oblivion. If Obama did literally any of the degenerate shit that Trump does constantly you niggers would be burning things. Black people have to adhere to much higher standards of virtue signalling than white nigger shills for Exxon whose votes are bought and paid for no matter what they say.
>>111441633really good message. thanks anon.
>>111442256>dont think "should" has anything to do with it>it's a positive message that they should be thoat least it took you two (2) posts to directly contradict yourself instead of the normal one (1)
>>111442256Black people have had entire cities and countries given to them and they fucked them up just fine on there own. Trump may be a complete nigger but the fucker got in through apathy just as much as he got through on being up against the shittiest democratic candidate.>>111442276If you're allowed to like yourself for being black can I like myself for being white?
>>111442371>it's a positive message that they should be thobe what? The entire point of superheros is that they are literally symbols of virtue to inspire their society to be better. The tdk trilogy is literally all about that. You represent something bigger than you individually. So a hero being a "kid of color" is important to "kids of color" and everyone else. It's just something new and "important" that he's being told not to screw up. Literally what exactly is the problem here? You'd prefer a black spiderman just be a fucking piece of shit scumbag nigger that is looked at like a hero? Unironically how fucking virginal is your life that that page triggers you? Like you cite that page, and then you're also pissed that he's not Peter Parker/a white guy?
>>111442450Can I like myself for being Filipino?
>>111442715How about you like yourself for being you <3
>>111442715Yes, you're the strongest race in the world, we can't stop you.
>>111441472is it ironic that a jew played forbidden meat?
>>111442685>be what?you can't even follow your own sentences? not even reading the rest. fuck off with this high-effort but low-quality bait. do better
Far better than Homecoming or the overrated, mediocre Raimi movies.
90s TAS > Spiderman 2 > Spiderman > Spiderman 3 >>>>> Disney's Spiderman Cartoon with Iron Fist > Spiderverse >>>>> Homecoming > amazing garfield
>>111442450>Black people have had entire cities and countries given to them and they fucked them up just fine on there own. lol totally right. That dang former slave class has had it SO easy! We gave them entire towns and then burned them down when they got too uppity what's their dang problems! >Trump may be a complete nigger but the fucker got in through apathyLost by 3 million votes. He got in by active measures. People tend to get "apathetic" after 2 years of being microtargeted and bombarded with literal depression memes and cynicism propaganda designed to either agitate or depress people based on their psychographic profile. The people you trust want you to kill yourself LMAO. Your life isn't shit because of the policies you support! It's shit because there's a black spider-man!
>>111442787>being THIS btfo
its the best spider movie if only for the reason that i want to nail gwen so bad
>>111442885My life is shit through poor choices and depression compounding those choices. Look at the vietnamese or the japanese both got there shit kicked in and rights violated throughout the 20th century but they were able to pick themselves up throughout the decades. Its understandable that the power structure does like to kick the chair out from under black people in order to keep them down but the problems that are faced in cities like detroit baltimore and chicago are not helped by the tribalism that a lot of black people play into.
>I hate this movie because it has a nigger in it
>>111442450>If you're allowed to like yourself for being black can I like myself for being white?That's like being "Am I allowed to like myself for the lottery conditions of my birth?" Like is that were you peaked? Being born? Who gives a shit if you think you're fucking "white?" Who gives a shit how you like yourself? It's generally a pretty superficial sense of self though. Normally you want to "like yourself" for who you are on the inside and what you do with your life, not who you naturally look like or the demographics you were born into. Why not just Be Best instead of competing with former slaves about who can be a bigger asshole?
>>111442885I'm not the anon you are talking to, and I loves Spiderverse, but you are strawmanning a bit.The policies that make live's shit aren't supported by almost anyone, but the politicians go through with them anyway.Trump lost by 3 million votes but he won the overwhelming majority of the counties. The Electoral College is there to prevent NYC and California from ruling the country.>2 years of being microtargeted and bombarded with literal depression memes and cynicism propaganda designed to either agitate or depress people based on their psychographic profileAre you implying that this is the reason Trump won? Because the mainstream media went full ham against him since he started running from president, if anything the propaganda was there to help Hillary. The microtargeting of 4chan doesn't mean shit since we are not a large population and a lot of us aren't Americans(I'm not, for instance). And it's not like we are a bunch of hyper charismatic Chads that go through life convincing people of our viewpoints, if anything they make us even more obstracized.
anybody have a download link
>>111443247>solipsismnice, I too partake in literally irrefutable esotericism to justify my world views
No. It's a good movie, but nothing compares to the two first movies from the 00's trilogy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCB-balUBu8
>>111441641>homecoming above the pleb filter that is Spiderman 3KYS retard
>>111443100>hating niggersBased honestly
>>111443272>The policies that make live's shit aren't supported by almost anyone, but the politicians go through with them anyway.doesn't matter. They're given 2 choices and the people training them to vote to spite boogiemen are the ones implementing the policies that are face fucking them into oblivion. >Trump lost by 3 million votes but he won the overwhelming majority of the counties.No he won because Arabs and Russians and Indians and Chinamen had the psychographic profiles of literally every voter in America leaked by the Republican Party, and they were microtargeting people in specific districts down to the person with either agitation propaganda or depression memes to win key districts to fundamentally exploit the EC system that disenfranchises population centers. >The Electoral College is there to prevent NYC and California from ruling the country.Yeah just lets Wyoming faggots do it. And they're easily bought. And I love the irony that DONALD TRUMP IS NYC YOU STUPID NIGGER. Literally kill yourself. >Are you implying that this is the reason Trump won? Yep. Your life is a lie LMAO. Dystopia now! Dystopia onward!> Because the mainstream media went full ham against him by covering all of his rallies lol. he was good for business. > if anything the propaganda was there to help Hillary.b-b-but HiLlArY?!? Trump has been an agent of influence for Russian counter-intelligence since September 2, 1987, after he was kompromised in July of that year. Every aspect of his campaign since 2013 has been Russian counterintel. The founding account of t_d was a GRU agent. Gamergate was an active campaign to organize and radicalize "gamers" AKA ROOTLESS VIRGINS against their country, and that movement was migrated right into t_d. They're going to be talking about this for thousands of years. This is Stamford Bridge/end of an era tier history memes.
>>111443730>this guy againso do you post these as bait or are you legitimately insane?seems like too much effort put into them for too little results, I'm actually starting to think these are genuine. dunno if that's a charitable interpretation or not
>>111443314>solipsism>nice, I too partake in literally irrefutable esotericism to justify my world viewsidk if doo that tbphwyf. idk if the "self" is even really a thing. >Time is entropy. >We are what we produce... >So mostly just shit.
>>111443846>so do you post these as bait or are you legitimately insane?you tell me bozo>seems like too much effort put into them for too little results,That's the goof! Like doing open mics in a special ed classroom. > I'm actually starting to think these are genuineWhatever your hand chooses to do, do it with all thy might. > dunno if that's a charitable interpretation or nott.p.y.t.w.y.t.k.y.s.
HOW DO THEIR FEET STICK TO THE WALLS WHEN THEYRE WEARING SHOES?!?!CHECKMAIT SJWS
>>111440266this movie was pure shit, miles is the worst "hero" ive ever seen + he is a dirty fucking nigger thing
>>111443730you do understand that she didn't campaign in Wisconsin or Michigan right? Losing those two were her death keel because we all "knew" she was going to win, which is why the media kept covering him they thought he was an oddity that would be dealt with by the party much like how the democratic party dealt with Bernie Sanders. This seems like an odd space for you to post this stuff, pol is a few clicks away and they may be able to give you the debate you're looking for
>dents the roof of the carHAVE WHITE MEN GONE TOO FAR?!?!?
>>111444125>shooting a vertical video and not rotating it back when posting
>>111443965>it just keeps goingat least these are good for some chuckles mate,here have some one in return, it's on the house
>>111443669Spider Man 3 fucking sucked, get over it
>>111444203this is why god doesn't talk to us anymore
>>111440266No. Raimi's Spider-Man and Spider-Man 2 are both better. It's easily third though.
>>111444088>you do understand that she didn't campaign in Wisconsin or Michigan right? >MUH TALKING POINTSnobody really understood that the people of Michigan and Wisconsin were being individually bombarded on their social media experiences by a billions dollar influencing campaign from multiple foreign antagonists working to suppress everyone but the hyper-agitated conservatives whose lives they were making miserable with propaganda and cherrypicking assholes to upset them. It was an impressive accomplishment. Still not sure what your fucking point is. I don't care about Clinton. Nobody fucking did. She sucked AND Trump is and always has been a degenerate kid-fucking Russian shill. There's no whatabouting away from that. You'll useful idiots got goofed and you're gonna feel like retards about it forever. Have fun explaining all that BUT HER EMAILS shit in like 20 years, assuming you've not killed yourself. >This seems like an odd space for you to post this stuffSeems like a perfect place. Got edgy faggots shitting up a spiderman thread with their feelings about the peopel they're being radicalized against. Why not bring up things that they could use hearing about? Time is entropy!
>>111443730As I already said I'm not American, so stop acting like I'm wearing a MAGA hat.So according to your theory, Trump won because Russia, China, India, and nondescript Arab countries orchestrated it.>b-b-but HiLlArY?!? Hillary was the person that was going to be president if Trump didn't win, don't act like she's irrelevant to this conversation.The foreigner conspiracy was trying to prevent Hillary from winning? Was Hillary, an already established agent for the elites, bad news for those powers?>by covering all of his rallies lol. he was good for businessEvery news outlet was talking shit about him. Every celebrity, every talk show host, every comedian, every foreign politician.>Dystopia now! Dystopia onward!I know, the dystopia has been running for many decades now, it's something that Trump brought.>Trump has been an agent of influence for Russian counter-intelligence since September 2, 1987, after he was kompromised in July of that year. Every aspect of his campaign since 2013 has been Russian counterintel. The founding account of t_d was a GRU agent. Sources please.
>>111444192>walks on your fucking walls
>>111444402>As I already said I'm not American,why you talking niggerG O O K SOOKSO U TUT
HES GONNA SAY IT
>>111444348So you call Trump a child fucker(which is probably true, considering he's friends with Epstein) while shrugging off that Hillary's campaign director was sending emails about spirit cooking and parties with children in bathtubs.
>>111444527>So you call Trump a child fucker(which is probably true, considering he's friends with Epstein) And why he kept going back to Russia when he was floated deals with obvious KGB/GRU fronts. >while shrugging off that Hillary's campaign director was sending emails about spirit cooking and parties with children in bathtubs.You're retarded m8. You were probably primarily consuming Russian propaganda in 2016. Probably still are. THEPIZZAISKIDSlmao. And the irony is that you always want to project what your side might get called out for EXACTLY the reason you just demonstrated. If someone were to bring up how Trump was literally being sued by someone alleging he fucked them at an Epstein party when they 13, you'd be trained to say doofus shit like "So you call Trump a child fucker(which is probably true, considering he's friends with Epstein) while shrugging off that Hillary's campaign director was sending emails about spirit cooking and parties with children in bathtubs." So now I have to engage with your Russian propaganda codewords in basic emails before you're willing to engage with the actual subject. The Podesta shit was propaganda from desperate assholes that NEEDED the email dumps to be HUGE. They needed you to be SO OUTRAGED that you'd ignore all the "moved on her like a bitch" psychopathy being demonstrated by the person they were supporting. You just ALWAYS need to have something to whatabout to when someone says something critical about the things you support. As long as you're trained just reflexively whatabout away to something else that you can confuse yourselfabout you'll stay compliant.
>>111444526MRS. OBAMA GET DOWN
>>111444551irreversible got like a 20 minute buttrape scene too
WHITE EXTINCTION IS REAL REEEE
like even her sjw haircut is explained.
>>111441377>that qualitythanks yify
>>111444763I just wanted to shit post about why I hate Miles not talk about the erosion of america. Sure they're linked but tangentially.Looks trumps and asshole but my biggest problem with him is how he just turned out to be another ineffectual creep who has no capacity to look forward. Its similar to every other president sure but at least they faked it well enough I suppose. Hell Trump is just showing the world how disconnected america is as a people we're just petty fucks saying our small step in the different direction is the right step not taking into consideration the further problems that'll pop up after you solve the shit right in front of you. So keep spouting off about the propaganda that both sides use or the whataboutism that political conversations carry and lash out into the night, I hope it makes you feel better
>>111444763>THE>PIZZA>IS>KIDS>lmao.The email about the hot tubs didn't talk about pizza, it literally talked about kids.
>>111445114yeah literally their kidsthis email talks about working with the russian government to help daddy in the election. Literally treason lol. not some vague email about having the kids over. Full blown cancer.
>>111444922This but unironically
>>111444981>like evenGet out
is he gonna get back with mj in his universe?
>>111444981The hair style is more of a trend, really. Not a sjw thing, but a thing that sjw's do to copy trends because they can't do anything good themselves so they copy other trends and try to make it theirs when it isn't, kinda like what you're trying to project right now you fucking worthless piece of shit. You should have been left by the curb as the afterbirth you so clearly are.
>>111445413he does say maybe he does want kids at one point
>>111445413The movie shows him going back to her with flowers at the end, so he's at least going to try.
>>111445545its getting close for them, how long do you think they were broken up for. A question like that would normally have to be answered well before 35
>>111441205MORE LIKE /biz/>PINK WOJAK BUYS BTC AT 20K
do they miss any memes?
>>111440266>You've lived long enough to see /tv/ come around on this movieThe testament of true kino.
>>111441921ATROCIOUS ARTIFACTINGTHIS NEEDS REMUX BADLY
>>111445823that part made me laf
>>111445823>Making fun of Spider-Kino 3 That's a fucking sin.
Is Spider-Man always supposed to be autistically good at remembering long sequences of numbers after seeing them for a second? Or is that just a Peter B Parker thing?
>>111441921>Le 56% faceLel.
>>111446040Not a comic book person but I was under the impression all versions of Peter were pretty much geniuses.
>>111446040Peter is absurdly smart. He's literally perfect.
>>111441921>the entire message at the end is that there's INFINITE spider-mans and ANYONE can be wear the maskwhich is retarded on every level. spider-man isn't an appointed position or a symbol, it's a person. there's only one spider-man. of course, the multiverse garbage spits in the face of even that, which makes it even worse than the stolen history and prestige that miles and the rest of the SJW heroes represent, which is why marvel comics died long before the current infestation when it started shamelessly indulging in this crap as a matter of routine
>>111440266no. simply because there's no timeline in which "Into the Spider-verse" ever comes before a normal "Spider-man" movie. it's pretty much the ultimate postmodernist film. not a singular vision by an artist, but more of a highly referential meta-commentary on works of art that came before
>>111441472Did we all forget The Simpsons Movie already? What am I saying, of course we did...
>>111446211Every past work also had references. Every work of art is made in that way.
>>111446186i like the beehive hairdo design. she looks like an actual octopus!
>>111446024i like how her butt is in this picture
>>111440594Fuck off retard.
>>111440920Noire and penni are great
>>111440266Took 15 years but something finally dethroned Spider-man 2. Yes it's that good.
movie's well structured. they get to Aunt May's and meet the cartoon side characters right at the second act midpoint.
>>111441058please tell me nothing like that happens in the moviei fucking hate capeshit
If I watch this on a tv with that ‘motion smoothing’ bullshit turned on, will it correct the jittery frame rate on this flick?
>>111446581>>111444922most that happens
>>111446581>i fucking hate capeshitThen why watch it?
>>111446607does gwyn show any affection? if so 0/10 trash
>>111446627He didn't watch this shitty race-mixing propaganda, at least.
>>111440266Are you high?
>>111440266I love the first two Raimi movies but Spider-Verse manages to be even better. And it's definitely better as a black superhero film than Black Panther.
>>111446627I didn'ti just liked raimiliterally everything else i'v seen is so bad it's funnyhow do people over 14 unironicly like capeshit
>>111445218You still seem under the impression that I'm pro Trump. That's what baffles me, you are partial. Trump is a scumbag NYC sociopath billionare, but you act like the other part of the election wasn't incredibly rotten as well. Saudi Arabia donated to the Clinton Foundation, for example. The same foundation that made many millions vanish in Haiti, among other non shady and totally explainable shit.And back to the kids stuff, Bill Clinton went on several bodyguard free trips to Epstein Island on Epstein's private plane(called the Lolita Express, for fuck's sake) while he was in office. But this is whacky shit, unlike Trump being a kidfucker, that part is true.I mean, how can someone so deep in conspiracies as you believe that Trump is the big bad guy instead of just another name on the long list of nwo puppets in the US presidential office?
>>111446693so high in fact I can see heaven
>>111446662no it's the lowpoint for the character in the movie. His hand gets stuck to her hair and she's real upset about the whole ordeal.
>>111440266I'm glad you've kept these shit threads here instead of polluting /co/ OP.
>>111446702The only good nigger movie is blade
>>111446581No, but they set it up for the sequel.
its like batman extended canon but fun!
>>111446662She's drawn to Miles immediately. She can't escape the BBC. Peter helps bring them together.
>>111446739should have shaved the hair or amputated the hand
>>111446818fucking kikes mancouldn't they have made him white? or for good goy points make gwyn a lesbian niggers should stay with niggers
>>111446739She was entranced watching his picture in her universe. She definitely wants his cock.
shes a cute! CUTE!
>>111446872Even the real Peter isn't white. He's a jew.
>>111446872Nigga doesn't have a love interest for them to use so of course they're putting him with Gwen. Its a stupid choice but they won the oscar so whatever
>>111446581Their romance is literally better than any capeshit film out to date and they haven't even gotten deep into it yet.>No cringey awkward dialogue/trying to talk over each other>No making out over a pile of corpses or in a battlefield>A natural connection earned between the two with chemistry the MCU/DCEU could only dream of.Absolute romantic kino. I look forward to his innocence being stolen next movie.
gwen aint got no but
>>111446872HALF SPIC HALF NIGGER2 MINORITY DEMOS AT ONCETHE KIKES ARE GOING ALL OUT
>>111446872they killed off the aryan peter at the beginning. he's not truly relevant to the story.
>>111446952>No cringey awkward dialogue/trying to talk over each otherWrong>A natural connection earned between the two with chemistry Wrong
>>111446952>nigger and white womanFuck off
>>111447090https://youtu.be/ZhlZ-cPO0Xwi like his theme
>>111446930wait what? when did he become a fucking jew
>>111447056Look anon, I know you gotta hate it because "race-mixing agendas" by (((them))) but just like everything else in this movie it's a far step above your usual schlock.
>>111446952>Their romance is literally better than any capeshit film out to date and they haven't even gotten deep into it yet.
>>111447137BASICALLY ALL THESE COMIC BOOK HEROES ARE JEWSTAN ((LEE)))
>>111447055i need to torrent this garbage will probably want to kill myself after seeing it>just got warning for racism
>>111445924The end credits has that same meme with dozens of spider-men sitting at desks.
>>111446739>He can't do it on commandA perfect scene
>>111447209>jews>toughall capeshit is bad
>>111447137>born in ((Queens))>((stan lee))>((jack kirby))>((aunt may))
>>111440474None of the movie felt forced in any way shape or form. It was absolutely amazing and that's usually hard for me to say when it comes to superhero movies. It is absolutely clever in it's humor. Beats out all the Marvel movies by far and all the other spiderman movies.
>>111447323since when is may a jew?
>>111440266>OOOOOH CHILD THINGS ARE GONNA GET EASIEERR
>>111447323since when are those jew names?
>>111446898>SADAKO REFERENCESASUGA SONY
>>111447430>Stanley Martin Lieber was born on December 28, 1922, in Manhattan, New York City, in the apartment of his Romanian-born Jewish immigrant parents>Jack Kirby was born Jacob Kurtzberg on August 28, 1917, at 147 Essex Street on the Lower East Side of Manhattan in New York City, where he was raised. His parents, Rose (Bernstein) and Benjamin Kurtzberg, were Austrian Jewish immigrants
get dabbed on raimi
H-HOW DARE YOU CALL ME RACIST!!>whole world view and personal beliefs solely revolve around race
so are they implying the original(comparatively) aryan chad spidey who died IS the rami spidey?
>>111447727no he's like the perfect combination of all of them or something>The directors intended this version of Parker to be "as competent a Spider-Man as possible", and combines elements from previous Spider-Man film portrayals but with slight differences to indicate that this is an alternate universe from those.
>>111441901The arc came so close to addressing it in a productive way. Like, they know what people are thinking, but will refuse to have Miles address himself other than say "why's that important?" Just like in that pic, he stays silent every time anybody brings it up.
>>111447727Nop, the Milesverse in an alternate universe. The real Peter is the Jew Peter.
>>111441633A black guy would never say "a kid of color" to another black guy.
>>111447727no cause he used web shooters and is younger than the pete would've been by 3
reminder that kid miles in the comics and film are different from adult mileskid miles is adorable and dorky with his own high school gf. either the one with the pink hair or the asian oneadult miles is the diversity guy you should be worried about. hes got marye sue powers added to regular spider powers and every story he gets put in hes written to BLACK gwen as much as possible. because even the guy writing gwenpool is a BLACKED fetishist.
the constant nigger music ruined it I didn’t care Miles was a mutt but the music was just obnoxioushow is this a movie for 9 year olds
>>111447932Miles is half peurto rican (though cage wouldn't know that)>>111447904Its because miles doesn;t have a character and giving any other reaction to that would come dangerously close to dealing with Miles being a regular person with views and likes and dislikes all his own and we can't have that cause it could be seen as racist
they really nail it with things that play like throwaway lines but are big character turns. like Best Peter gets dumped by MJ for not wanting kids, becomes a depressed oneofus, bonds with miles, has his third act revelation now that he's not planning to kill himself. nice
i genuinely like the film but theres a crusty cynic within me that knows it won an oscar because of who miles is.the uncle aaron death scene felt really "please give us an oscar, were a real serious film" to me
>>111440266Yes anyone who says otherwise is just butthurt because blacks or something
>>111448100it doesnt help when the people who say they hate the film havent even watched it and base their opinione solely on what the main character looks like
To be fair, Miles and Gwen are mutts. Where's the race-mixing propaganda?
>>111448071>Peter loses his uncle>Nobody says anything>Miles loses his uncle>OSCAR BAIT, NIGGERS REEEEEGet over it, anon.
>>111448128>ugh gwen is so ugly>shes not even while lol>gets blacked>WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS THIS NIG TOUCHING THIS BEAUTIFUL ARYAN MAIDEN
>>111440266too much time spent on unnecessary scenes. I don't think I get the main conflict of Miles character. What was it again?
>>111448100that seems to be the primary criticism. nobody is really taking issue with the story or the direction or animation or anything. Just that there's a black sheriff.
>>111447509wtf i hate spiderkike now
>>111448126Hey I based my opinion on how the main character was created and what the original creators did to peter to build him up.But after I saw the movie I realized it was good even though it did the one thing I didn't want it to do. But still spider-man 2 is better cause at least it was a single director being given a project and he was allowed to make his own, I don't see that here
sony will be forever based and redpilled if in the sequel miles and gwen remain friends
>>111441633>how great it is to be blackthe smartest niggers hate being black
>>111440266wokest yesbest no way
>>111447975>kid miles is adorable and dorky with his own high school gf. either the one with the pink hair or the asian onecomics are for basedboys
>>111447988>nigger musicseriously?people told me the movie was fineit sounds like literal shit
>>111448100it's shitit being about nigger spiderman with nigger music makes it terribleit should have stared noire or peni
>>111448215the smartest of all the bunches tend to hate being sorted with all the fucking retards that look kinda like them.
>>111448128>>111448159how is she not white?>>111448206well snoy is based in commiefortnia now so what do you think will happen?
if i can color my hair pink for a sec and do a woke anal-sys on a specific scene>prowler (uncle aaron) realizes its miles>puts the mask back on and lets him go>puts his hands up, remember this kids>gets shot in the back by white businessman>dies in an alley>mile's dad mistakes new spidey for killing him>end is that they find out it was white businessman who killed aaron and not black spidey. therefore proving black on black crime doesnt exist and its all the white man's fault
reminder that futureverse spidey is a based latino man with his hologram waifuwypipo probably dont exist in america at that point
WELL NOW HOW AM I GONNA FUK HER?
>>111448361i just remembered how in the reveal people whined that gwen would be an SJW because of the hairand instead it just an accident where she gets her hair cut
>>111444922SET UP THING In FirsT AcTPaY OFF THING IN THIRD ACT
>>111445993Spider-Kino 3 was making fun of itself
>>111447080>le racism so funny umg
I can't see what makes this good. And I'm not even talking about agendas. I mean, the characters are awful and they don't evolve at all. The plots are predictable. Many situations are not generated naturally and credibly. They just happen because the plot has to move foward. Then, in the third act nothing makes fucking sense.I wasn't expecting Mr Nobody with chrome aberration, but I had some expectations...
he had everything, a spider cave, a loving wife, a suit with a cape.he just had to tell kingpin his wife and son are dead
>>111448397>have to make up a plot for how you got your trash haircutlol
Lead character designerShaddai Prejeanbased.
Miles is going through a simple "Hero's Journey." Peter B. Parker is the one who gets all of the character development.
>peter parker>no dad>no father figure>raised by aunt>"white">Miles Morales>Strong, loving relationship with father>father is a cop>married to mother>"not white"
>>111448660 meant for >>111448586
>>111440266No, it's still Spider-Man 2
what the fUCK did they mean by this?
reminder: the black guy is going to get killed off by a mexican
best spiderman movie
even if kingpin managed to get a new set of vanessa and richard, all that would happen is he would see them die again. now slower and more painfully
>>111448603>SHE ONLY LOOKS LIKE AN SJW BUT ISNT ACTUALLY AN SJWCAKE AND EATING IT
why do all the rips look like they were made for 3d?
>>111445538>The hair style is more of a trend, really.it's a very popular trend among sjw's. Now kys.
>>111448675His uncle Ben was his father figure you loser.>>111448725It's made from people.
>>111448725Technically he's a spider that was bitten by a radioactive pig. Not cannibalism.
How did Sony let a movie this good happen? Somebody fucked up
>>111448835its just the art style
>anyone can wear the mask>YOU can wear the mask!>if you didn't know that before, I hope you do nowhow does this upset anyone that isn't Peter Parker? Like if some hispaniola black guy can be spider-man, that means I COUDL! It's not just that one bozo I COUDL BE A HREO!
>>111448660thisif miles was removed it would be kino
>>111448854>His uncle Ben was his father figure you loser.murdered by white on white gang violence
>>111448835EVEN IN IMAX 3D THEY DID EXTRA CHROMATIC ABERRATION AND ALL KINDS OF TEXTURE FUCKERY, PLUS THE FPS DECIMATIONVISUALLY VERY EXPERIMENTAL, BIG BALLS FOR A WIDE RELEASE
Well you know what STAN I don't need all your VIRTUE SIGNALLING in my SUPERHERO MOVIES ok.
>>111445823I liked the part where they had Mary-Jane upside down kissing the Parker of the Miles M. universe. I wonder how many people noticed it. I bet there's a bunch more of those little detailed "easter eggs" in there; will probably watch it 2-4 more times just to see how many more I can find.
>>111445860There were some images of Clone High on the billboards. Made me double take in theaters
>>111448675>the father figure is named Jefferson DavisBringing in Raimi to touch up the script may have backfired.
>>111448071You can't really call yourself spiderman without losing your uncle. It's tradition
It was a lot of fun. Maybe a bit too fast and hyperactive for its own good, could have used a bit more downtime for its emotional scenes to be more effective. As an action movie, it was fantastic. Overall I think it's not quite on par with the Raimi movies but it gets close.
>>111445823did that really happen?
>>111448266Nigger, there's a 1080 rip out, just watch it and make your own opinion for fuck's sake.
>>111449247assuming it was a reference, its the real reason why Miles doesn't take his fathers name outside of the father being ashamed of his family. Though why Bendis just didn't make the father peurto rican and the mother black is still a valid question
>>111448071It deserved the Oscar but it would have been given to the Mouse's shit if the main character of this weren't black.>>111449296Except Gwen, she got there by murdering her love interest.
>>111446024post the good one
>>111449216I didn't even realize she was the one upside down the first time
>>111449338>THAT FLIPFONE IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME
>>111449379>spider sense for no reason
>>111448899>this>if miles was removed it would be kinoNah Peter needed a bumbling kid protegé for his arc to work.
>>111441058.@SonyAnimation @SpiderVerse director @pramsey342 comes out as a pro-Antifa supporter - tells consumers not to watch @SpiderVerse https://twitter.com/BoundingComics/status/1014185139289624576
>>111449324We don't talk about that.
>>111449413>pfft these stupid sjws are so obsessed with race!>they can't just relate to a hero that looks different than them or speaks a different language!also>how dare they make spider-man black>that looks nothing like me!
>>111448874The thing is, in our universe there aren't supervillains razing cities and shit.What would Spider Man do here? Beat up gang niggers? Capture drug lords and terrorists? Plant a bomb in a Bildelberg meeting?
>>111449413It was a good movie... but this kind of racial garbage is disappointing and really highlights how fucked Western cultures are.
I'm trying to watch this rn and the whole thing is about the nigger. They even made old spiderman Jewish to add insult to injury. I can see what people like but it's gay as hell so far.
>>111449440> pro-Antifa supporterFASCISM GOODEXXON DINDU NUFFIN
>>111447137>>111446930Interesting detail: The Peter Parker they killed off had his funeral, and was buried at, what looked like a Catholic Cathedral. For some reason, they made sure to make it obvious that the Peter Parker, who came from "another universe" was/is Jewish.
>>111449440Knowing that the director is an anti-fascist I love the movie even more.
>>111449476no but I cold be suberman! I jsut gotta go buy all the merch and toys! Anyone can wear the mask after they buy it!
>>111449432well make miles white then
>>111449491Most people watching it don't care about race stuff. Sadly you and the director do and you may together ruin it for the rest of us in the sequel.
>>111449476He can make PSAsStop the drugs and gun violenceShake hands with the mayor.Fuck you, I'd love Spider-man to be here.
>>111449491>to add insult to injury.imagine feeling injured by kid's movies lmaoway to prove that white privilege is real my dude
>>111449472doesn't need to be like us just needs to not be a dindumake him native murican or asian
>>111449571It was too late for that.
>>111449506>HE DOESN'T OWN ANY XOMGIT GUD COMMIE
>>111441921god that nigger is ugly.
>>111449524That is super funny and I never thought of it, its wonderfully nefarious,
>>111440266Christ this movie is so overrated. It had good visuals sure, but as a movie it was somewhat above average (weird pacing, uninteresting protagonist + villain, story was meh)
>>111449626Damn... Don Cheadle look like THAT?
>>111449585whites don't get free scholarships and gibs
>>111449600>doesn't need to be like us just needs to not be a dindustable family home. mother and father in the picture. father a cop. going to a prep school in manhattan. Culturally he's a lot whiter than m'uncle Peter.
>>111448516You have to admit, it's the first blockbuster in like 10 years to actually establish a setup and payoff multiple times and execute them. Competent writing is now great writing sadly
>>111440266No. It's the 3rd or 4th best imo.
>>111442450African people fought civil wars against colonial puppets to gain equal rights for all racial groups and still got stuffed by salty European empires that refused to let real democracy which they preached about take root. They didn't want us to reconstruct their shity artificial nations and that's why many of us turned to communists during the cold war for anti colonial support only to fucked by NATO and the Warsaw Pact.Privileged people overseas, and some expats, love to take shit about my continent and its people whilst ignoring that their current day governments are still stealing from us and colluding with sellouts.Sorry I forgot, this is not /tv/ and every black thug in America is representative of every single African on earth and therefore third worlders are not allowed to be shown in movies
>>111449699you mean you didn't? I got a scholarship. most of my friends had scholarships. You have to make an effort and apply to get things little one. If you do nothing, feel bad for yourself, and blame minorities, you're doomed to be an unfuckably retarded faggot for life.
>>111449476there would be ton of use for a spiderman if he'd actual killhe could kill all of the subhumans
>>111449476>he doesn't know about spidermanthere are like a million super heroes in NYC, most of them take care of the neighborhood where they live not take on the world week to week. Spiderman, Daredevil, Punisher, they aren't world beaters normallyDC has the same idea but with whole cities, Supes is Metropolis, Batman Gotham, Flash Central City; they even take care of the petty crimes
>>111449703he's just a preppy jew york dinduwhite doesn't mean preppy
>>111448071Trust me, the Uncle Aaron in this is much better than he was in the comics.
>>111449476>friendly neighborhood spider-manYou don't need to be constantly bashing on nerds, you're like a neighborhood ambassador that inspires people to do better and stuff. You're a hero!the point of superheroes as symbols is best splored in Batman Begins and TDK and TDKR and shit. You put on the mask and represent a greater ideal for people to rally around than you can do with a stupid face and a name ruining everything.
>>111449831>white doesn't mean preppyyeah it pretty much does. Got "white nationalists" like Nicolas Fuentes who think that talking like Patrick Bateman and pandering to whites magically makes him white. It sure as shit doesn't mean "anglo saxon" or "germanic" or "scandinavian" any more. Really for most "conservatives" in America it really only means "republican voter."
>>111449880Comics Aaron was a real bastard. Preying on Morales' naivete, and capitalizing on his search for guidance on being a hero. A great dynamic, but because it's ultimate comics he had to die way too soon. Movie Prowler is great, but I kinda miss how remorseless comic Prowler was.
>>111449646>>111449631>>111449584>>111449524>>111449491>>111449216>>111447845Yea, the whole "Jesus Christ" angel of the movie really got me thinking as well with the line of "the one and only true Spiderman". How does that work with the whole multiverse theory where there would be an infinite number of Jesus Christs? Even if its only one particular person, and not whomever puts on the suit/mask (like with Spiderman) it's still an interesting question.>Though it does make for a funny joke. The Peter Parker/Jesus who is considered the "best one" who is considered the idealized version who has the best possible traits of all possible universes is.... Christian. He died, so they brought in one from another universe where he's still Jewish.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRs0OqV4uSc
>>111449746There is an odd balance to be struck with all of it, I understand that European powers fucked the continent six ways from Sunday and still do to this day just passing more of the buck off to china. Are they treating you guys alright at least? I try not to let my own experiences shit on to much of the world and it is easy to just let off some steam on an anonymous Mongolian throat singing forum but I hold no ill will to you and yours for where you live or what you look like.
>>111450041>yeah it pretty much doesnah
>>111450153>t "white" person that has to use a spanish word to qualify how white they think they areare spaniards white? Are italians? Slavs? Polacks? Going west and south, where does whiteness stop? And then in US, what the fuck even is white? I'm mostly French, German, and English. Those are, historically, 3 different "races" of people that fucking hated each other. It's only the last 100-200 years or so that they all started being seen as the same "white" race. Like most of the people I know that are really into being "white" are the most niggardly niggerly niggers I know. They're racing to the bottom and justifying themselves by saying "well niggers get to do it!" I do not consider you "white" just because you're fucking pale.
>>111450315>are spaniards white? Are italians? Slavs? Polacks? Going west and south, where does whiteness stop?its useless discussing who is and isnt white with racial identitariansits all a never ending string of moving goal posts. and some of the more looney ones go as far to say that people who may be completely genetically aryan still cant be part of "white culture" if they drink/smoke/gamble and etc. to them the concept of "white people" just becomes synonoymous with good or moral person
>>111450315Pete would've been irish originally so he already isn't white by a lot of pol standards. And I;m half polish and half irish and have been called a subhuman on here its a bit queer
>>111450315>are spaniards white? Are italians?no
>>111450416>its useless discussing who is and isnt white with racial identitarianswhy? I'm actually asking.>its all a never ending string of moving goal postsYeah because this shit doesn't make sense when you actually start thinking about it. Where the fuck does "white" stop? >people who may be completely genetically aryan still cant be part of "white culture"When you take a 23 and me it doesn't say "aryan." What the fuck is Aryan technically speaking? I have blonde hair and I'm pale as fuck. Am I more Aryan than you? Am I better than you? And what makes you just get to leach on the success of "white people?" What the fuck have you contributed to the pot to be ruining the brand?>to them the concept of "white people" just becomes synonoymous with good or moral personYeah. "mighty white of you." That's what it's always essentially meant. Like English people didn't care about Germans having the same skin tone. They were barbarians and they weren't "white." Same with French and everyone else. Everyone saw themselves as being "White" and everyone else as being The Other!
>>111440266Why do you think they make such a big deal about the number 42 in all these various films? Usually it refers to the geometry of opposites, whether it be black/white; male/female, etc; but I'm just wondering what the origin of it is esoterically/alchemically for it to be referenced constantly as having some sort of validity beyond merely being mentioned in "the hitchiker's guide".
>>111449369Because a black superhero named Miles Davis is in poor taste.
>>111449413Does Miles speak Spanish? I know his mom does, but it never comes up in the comics.
>>111451050any less taste than a black guy being named Jefferson Davis?
>>111451095HE SPEAKS SOME COMMON PHRASES AT SCHOOL
>>111451095I think he did once when his firey abuela came in cause if bendis knows how to do anything its write stereotypes.
>>111451136Hey man, I wasn't defending that. The whole thing is fucked.
>>111451252Yeah bendis is a weird guy I'll say it again though its weird he didn't just write the father to be peurto rican but I'm fairly certain that once again is because of bendis's fetish
>>111449585>just want a good spiderman movie>have to spend an entire movie doing gay multiverse shit because minorities shit themselves if everything isn't retconned to look like them>movie finds enough of a balance>Fucks with the original character even more than necessary just to be pricks>whiiiiite priiiiiviaaaaageYou people are insufferable.
>>111449491>They even made old spiderman JewishHe always was jewish desu
>>111449491What am I looking at?