Alita: Battle Angel General DiscussionPrevious Thread: >>111410840
>>111421963MAKE IRON CITY GREAT AGAIN
>>111421963Make Alita great again?
>How does your healing look today?
GLORIOUS BATTLE ANGEL, GREAT PRINCESS OF IRON CITY, YOU ARE ILLUSTRIOUS FOR YOUR GIFTS OF WISDOM AND GRACE. YOU ARE A GUIDE OF THOSE WHO JOURNEY BY LAND OR SEA OR AIR, CONSOLER OF THE AFFLICTED, AND REFUGE OF SINNERS. I BEG YOU, ASSIST ME IN ALL MY NEEDS AND IN ALL THE SUFFERINGS OF THIS LIFE, AS ONCE YOU HELPED THE YOUNG HUGO ON HIS TRAVELS. BECAUSE YOU ARE THE “MEDICINE OF URM” I HUMBLY PRAY YOU TO HEAL THE MANY INFIRMITIES OF MY SOUL AND THE ILLS THAT AFFLICT MY BODY. I ESPECIALLY ASK OF YOU THE FAVOR OF HEALING MY MIND, BODY AND SOUL, AND GRANT THE GREAT GRACE OF PURITY TO PREPARE ME TO BE THE TEMPLE OF THE ALITA.
>>111422095fug we a cult now
>>111422135What, again? Fuck.
>Keean Johnson chose Sofia Boutella over RosaRETARD
ALIITA AKBAR>ALIITA AKBARALIITA AKBAR>ALIITA AKBARALIITA AKBAR
Alita sound /wsg/Recent meme:>>>/wsg/2739834TikToks:>>>/wsg/2727429>>>/wsg/2737307>>>/wsg/2737317
>>111422206>being so wrongKeean is a patrician
>>111422259I implore the drawfags ITT to create more Yotsuba/Alita crossover OC
>>111422328It's symbolic of how Alita has enchanted and empowered us all.
I have some other movies I've been meaning to watch, but I just want to watch Alita over and over instead. After all these years, I finally know how it feels to discover your waifu
>>111422206Sorry anon but mummy mummy is patrician taste.
>>111422206I wanna see Sofia cast as mommy vamp Caerula
after seeing alita its pretty insane how elysium just straight up ripped it off
>Hey anon, are you free this evening?>Wanna lose that virginity of your's?
>>111422658Mi ancestro :)
>>111422658>tfw can't afford a life size Alita statue
KEEP ALITA GREAT!
Seeing Alita for the second time in theaters about an hour from now. First movie I've ever done this for.My heart's aflutter already.
So /tv/ really likes this movie huh?
SHE HAS THE FACE OF AN ANGEL AND A BODY BUILT FOR BATTLEA L I T A
Need Alita face.
>>111422700>your's>not correctly saying yoursI shiggy diggy
Any idea how's the box office doing?
>>111422732>I'm sorry anon, Zapan and I are getting pretty serious But don't worry, you will always be my friend
>>111422881Oh, I CANNOT WAIT until someone shops this.
>>111422797I saw Return of the King 3 times in theaters, I've now seen Alita 4 times
>>111422732that guy was the weakest part of the movie for me, extremely mediocre acting, not unwatchable but definitely noticeable
>>111422807Still not watching this shit.
>>111422862LOOKS LIKE IT'S NO RULES TUESDAY!
>>111422271wtf anon ?
>>111422667>>>/wsg/2736298 check it
>>111422829I feel like the algorithm for the face wasn't prepared for that expression.Makes for a good meme though
>>111422862SHE MUST'VE SAID SOMETHING IN THE LOCKER ROOM THAT THESE GUYS DID NOT LIKE
that solve it.
ITT: Post the times you acted like Zapan
>>111422953I don't know. He's supposed to be the weak link in acting. Would you actually feel better about his character if he was played by Robert Pattinson, pretty boy hearthrob who makes every girl's panties wet? It would entirely pull the immersion away from from me. Hugo is supposed to be the average looking "brodude" whom Alita falls for simply because he's the first to do anything important for her, excluding Ido. He works perfectly in that regard.
>>111422953I unironically liked Hugo.Also, he couldn't be a chad
>>111423295This.Also, the last thing we'd want is for someone to overshadow Alita, to take undo attention away from her. This is HER story and HER struggle. She shouldn't have to compete for the limelight.
Can someone skilled make a blonde Alita from this pic please ? Or a redhead, or curly hair etc.Just to see how it changes.
>>111423384>Alita>anything but brunettePick one, Anon.
>>111423207i lied.not gonna do it.
>>111423469I'd do it, but it'd come out shitty and people would bitch at me to do it better.
>>111423291>When I went to the cinema to watch Alita.
>>111423424Yes, that's the point of the request.
>>111423295>>111423371No one is ever supposed to be "the weak link in acting." Bad acting is bad acting. That being said I didn't think he was a bad actor
That OP poster is absolute kino.
>>111423384punk red or natural?
TELL ME SOMETHING GIRL
>>111423824I'm guessing he wants natural red and natural blonde to compare to her natural brunette.
>>111423822When we do next thread, could you make it an "Alita Holding Things" thread so I can collect all the rare Alitas I don't have yet to add to my collection? Prithee, prithee please, Peaches?
>>111423777>No one is ever supposed to be "the weak link in acting."Well yeah, that was my bad, I worded that like shit. I mean in universe, he was supposed to be the "average" guy. That's his purpose.
My college is holding some motion-capture lessons (which is incredible in this God-forsaken country). Too bad I saw it too late and now probably I can't enter in them.
>>111423295>>111423358i dont have a problem with them casting an unknown actor, i just wish they would have casted someone who is competent at acting, its not a big deal, i dont think the movie suffers because of it
>>111424043soulless vs soul
>>111422273Lol you really like that Alita tik tok i made
Strange Days should really be on here. Cameron wrote it and it's a really good overlooked gem.
>>111424043>A Tale of Two Actresses
>>111424393>>111424408Thanks, I hate it.
>>111424043On the right, human emotionOn the left, a person pretending to act
>>111424628yeah, me too
>>111422881>>111424408FUCKERS! Always beating me to it...Well, here's mine. I kinda like it more.
Saw it for the 7th time last night. Brought an orange, chocalate, and an oil pen. Had Alita all to myself. But i still want more.
>>111424876Now that one is going into /Users/Shared/alitamemes
>>111423384what about blue?
>>111422273Tried to share that on Normiebook with my boomer friends, and it got a copyright strike. What did UMG mean by this?>>111424366You made the TikTok image, you mean, right?
>>111422658>gandalf and gits poster on the background
>>111425033It might work, but that's the wrong shade of blue.
>>111424876Looks kinda creepy.
>>111425033Looking like Aqua from Kingdom Hearts, like in this.
>>111425063waht kind of blue is right?
>>111424236those fucking eyes goddammit
>>111423291Getting my ass kicked and embarrassed in front of everyone.
>>111425147I won't know until I see it, sadly. Sorry anon, have a cute Alita.
>>111422570I no longer fear death, but long for it, for I can only see the one I love when I keep my eyes closed
>>111425125i think that's the idea of the shoop, you know
>>111424236I want to kiss her
>>111425125Then I've done my job.
>>111424877Why an oil pen?
some oc from last night
>>111425360Thanks anon, I'm in a bad mood and this made me smile.
>>111425360That's pretty funny!
>>111424876fucking hell. This thread is the only fun place on /tv/ now
>>111424876Looks like hotkinkyjo
>>111425471With the insertions she does she might as well be a cyborg honestly
>>111425343probably a drawfag
>that shot of vector after alita says her presence of evil lineNice little touch desu.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W9O2iB3Kqno
do we have an official release date for the digital version?
These threads bring me back to when we had /bladerunner/ generals
>>111424433That's the outdated version. Pic related is the current one.
>>111425835she needs to be making the s o y face
>>111425691he shouldn't have put the scene on the bike, but for the rest is nice
Whoever was in charge of the BG extra's wardrobes should be skinned alive. Looked like a bunch of old Disney World tourists just stumbled on the set with brand new Old Navy clothing and birkenstocks. It was super distracting in all the daytime scenes. I dont like to mention it because you cant unsee it after you notice it.
>>111425812>tfw only 1/5 through this list
>>111425930I'll actually agree with this point. The physical set(s) for the film and achieved what I assume it meant to achieve, but holy motherfucking shit, the clothing did not look anything at all like 500 years into the future, for better or for worse. It looked like you said, fuckin Disney World boomer tourists. That's a big blunder that I'll easily stand by.
Finally got some gouache and white gel pens to add the highlights. I hope I don't fuck it up.
>>111422022>>111425316I drink a can of arizona green tea every fucking day, where do I get these?
>>111426205On ebay for 30 bucks each
>>111426045I would scan it beforehand and keep it as a backup
>>111426389I could just start over. Honestly I think the redo would turn out better cause I'm super rusty.
>>111425360I can't bear watching that scene. Seeing Alita all beat up like that.
>>111424232>>111424393>>111424775>>111425033>>111425405Thank you guys ! lol at the blonde bitch Alita, thank god it's Cameron who bought the rights or else it could have happened.Well, definitely she's far better with black hair.
>>111421898Alita died weeks ago with the beanpussy's anti white comments. Just let it go.
>>111426045Looks great so far!
>https://www.cbr.com/can-alita-battle-angel-earn-500-million-dollars/THEY KEEP MOVING THE GOALPOSTS
>>111426651Why do they hate her so much? I don't understand.
>>111426205I just picked up three from my local Mexican market. 99 cents a pop. They still had a lot.
>>111425691Oh ffs, crying like a baby here because of that trailer
>>111426720Because she threatens the natural order of things Anon.
>>111426720Capeshit = GoodNo Capeshit = Bad
>>111426720Because they're evil, and she doesn't stand by in the presence of evil
>>111426651>Can Battle Angel Alita earn 6 gazillion megasols
>>111426651LOL, what a piece of work. Summon the Cameron!
>>111425930It really screams that this movie was done in a rush on a shoestring budget and anything good is a product divine providence
>>111423291When I was reminded of my nemesis and accidentally decapitated my girlfriend in a fit of rage
>>111426720All things good and pure threaten those who are corrupt and evil.
>>111426651Hehehe, sequel incoming boys!
I just realized that i watched the movie 3 times in the cinema and it was dubbed. I actually never heard her true voice except when watched the trailer.Makes me kinda sad.
>>111426651>Not as good word of mouth as its superhero counterpart [Captain Marvel]Lmao, how are do these people paid to do such obvious shilling? CM has been dropping like a rock internationally precisely because of terrible WOM, while Alita got hit with multiple new movie releases and still holding well. It’s funny they only mentioned the “critics” review but not overwhelmingly possitive audience reception. Anyways, it’s true that Alita needs a strong home video performance to increase Jim’s confidence of the fanbase. We will need to make it happen.
>>111427144angel-number dubs confirm the truth of this statement.
>>111427211where do you live?
>>111427211Don't worry, you'll hear it soon enough.
>>111427251Yeah I don't get this meme>film got review-bombed and expected to be a flop because of all the pre-screening negative pressFilm gets released>almost reaching 400M and 94% and A- audience score>"Yeh it had a terrible Word of mouth"Seriously what the fuck
>>111427251Alita is actually going to make more than CM in China, these people are so fucking embarrassed, but don't want to admit it. Gotta twist that narrative.
>>111426770Someone else mentioned dollar tree has the plastic kind.
>>111427302Germany>>111427315truethe dub was actually not bad, i haven't even thought about it up until now.
>>111427459>German dub of Christoph Waltzkek
>>111426720It doesn't fit the narrative. She's an actually strong female role model, and even though she has flaws and insecurities she overcomes them without having to put anyone else down unnecessarily. Contrast that to most of the other "strong female characters" in mainstream movies during recent years, who have little to no flaws and constantly say epic quips about how they're better than everyone else, especially male characters. Alita is a likable character, and that makes her a strong competitor to the ones who have next to no character development and are just plain obnoxious personality-wise.
>>111426205C-Town has them
>>111427211I watched subs and dub Spanish (Latam). I liked Spanish more.
>>111427548I've heard he does his own.
>HA! ALITA FAILED BECAUSE IT DIDN'T GROSS 2 BILLION SEE IT'S A FLOP
>>111427211Her voise active is on par with her face acting, its really good
>>111427211>>111427459Don't complain, the French dub of the motorball commentator ruined the scene, I can't believe it was approved.
This movie was based I saw it last night in 3d along with 5 other peopleWish it was longer, it really went by after the first fight
>see her 4 times in one week>put the soundtrack on repeat and experience the movie again and again and again every day>binge the mangaAm I addicted?
>>111427980Yeah I felt it needed another 15-20 min
>>111427981You.. Are healed
>>111427981Yes, but thats a good thing, I have yet to start the manga
>>111428027I'm thinking another 90 minutes
>>1114280274 hour director's cut confirmed when?
NOOOOOO WHY JIM
Sitting through previews for the last 3D showing at this particular theater. Will be going to a different one next week. Sitting in the second row with my orange and orange-flavored Sprite Zero. I love you, Alita.
>>111428113What you are memeing is that avatar sequels choose Alita sequels over Cameron? What does it mean
i just watched the trailer and her voice ruins it for me
Ayo Peaches are you home yet? In another thread I asked if you could post the blank version of this pic
>>111428187Pleb got filtered.
>>111428113This makes no sense. Zapan should be the Avatar sequels and Alita should be Jimbo.
>>111427963the dub was so good i never got conscious of it, EXCEPT the motor-ball commentator. He was kinda lame.
Box Office Updated, less than 500 thousand for 80M domestic
>>111427459Nothing wrong with hearing Alita speaking in her native Martian tongue
>>111428228with all the alita cuteposting I expected her to have a cuter voice
>>111428187oh, too bad
>>111426651From the article:"China had been the film's best chance for a viable franchise future but, at the end of the day, audiences simply weren't impressed enough to keep coming back for more."This is one of the biggest lies I've ever read in my entire life. China is A:BA's BIGGEST market. They LOVE Alita.They keep coming back for more and more and more. The record of seeing the movie in the theaters is in the high 30s, shared by two chinkbros. The movie has received a R A R E extended release in theaters in China for another month, for crying out loud!>>111427728AWESOME! Does that mean Rosa dubs herself in the Spanish version?>>111427211>>111427963What the hell is it with you /int/s and your dubbed movies? Why not watch the English movie with subtitles? That's what Anglophones have to endure whenever we watch a film foreign to us.
>>111428260We always have good dubbing, with the same dude dubbing an actor for his entire career, and they pay attention to the sound effects, reverb and shits, every little detail. But then there is this dumb shit, I don't understand...
Every day I come home from work and boot up my PC to browse /alita/Who else is going to see Alita this weekend? One more day bros.
>>111428530It did had a massive 2nd week drop tho
>>111425360>I love it!
>>111428564Watching it again today, the 16th and 18th
>>111428530>Why not watch the English movie with subtitles?Because only few theatres propose it, and even less for "blockbusters", it's mostly for independant movies.
>>111428564I'm probably seeing it again tomorrow and then again on Sunday or Monday. My local cineplexes are still running it at least until next Thursday.>>111428587Again, it couldn't have been that bad of a drop, otherwise it wouldn't have been greenlit for another month.
>>111428453Her voice is adorable and perfect, anon. Couldn't imagine her any other way.
>why don't you wanna kiss me anon?
>>111428530They're so desperate to paint Alita as a failure and CM as a win, even if it means rewriting history and what happened.
>>111428679Post the goalposts list
>>111428564One more day only? I think I will see it the fourth time, this time In 2d cos no more 3d. Can't believe how much joy can get from a movie and these threads :D thx bros, and keep posting those wholesome OC
>>111428679>Americans re-writing Chinese historyOh, the irony.
>>111428269At least it's at 80 million. Will end around 85 to 90.
>>111428673i don't know, it just doesn't fit with how she looks, i expected a younger voice, still gonna see it though
>>111428530italians are too dumb to read, let alone learning another language
Remember this?>https://screenrant.com/alita-movie-budget-cost/>There's no denying this is a risky investment. Going by the general rule of thumb, Alita will need to make $400 million worldwide at most in order to just break even. If the actual budget falls towards the lower end of the reported spectrum, it still has to make $300 million, and there's no guarantee of that happening> it still has to make $300 million, and there's no guarantee of that happening>300 M>not happeningOH HO HO HO NO NO NO
>>11142879285 is the ceiling, and I doubt it can even make that much. There's four wide release movies coming to NA theaters and they're going to push out Alita of pretty much everywhere.
>>111428530>Does that mean Rosa dubs herself in the Spanish version?She barely speaks Spanish. She went in a Peruvian tv show and only said a very simple phrase in Spanish, the rest of the interview she answered in English.
>>111421898>A video compilation of clips from my movie sure would be a cute with this song anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfOWz_RJBz8
>all this extreme seething ITT
>>111428187See the movie, her voice is perfect.
>>111428937Good goy, good goy.>requesting Alita holding star of David
>>111428891https://www.indiewire.com/2019/02/alita-battle-angel-200-million-box-office-flop-fox-1202041681/>As reported by The Wrap, box office experts say “Alita” will post a five-day opening of no more than $25 million and is expected to max out at the U.S. box office with $45-50 million.>expected to max out at the U.S. box office with $45-50 million.LOOK AT THE TOP OF THEIR HEADSNo wonder why they hate this film
>>111428937Some celebrity sites mention her native tongue is spanish.
>>111428530>What the hell is it with you /int/s and your dubbed movies? >Why not watch the English movie with subtitles?No IMAXNot the biggest screenhaving to travel furtheri am pretty sure they even want more money for it
>>111428989There's no way to look at Alita anymore as nothing but a moderate success, barely any marketing and low break even point, that defied all journalist's expectations. First they said 200 million flop, then it wouldn't make 300 million, wouldn't have any legs, wouldn't pass 400 million, now they're trying to say it won't get a sequel. Can't wait to see what happens next.
>>111428989"Alita: Battle Angel’ Tracking to Be $200 Million Box Office Flop for 20th Century Fox"topkek
>>111428988But that's true, I like her and all but she clearly doesn't speak fluent Spanish.>>111429013And I suppose Di Caprio is a native Italian Speaker according to these sites ?
>this will be enough to make your movie chart again>the price is just a busting a nut in you
>>111429121>Can't wait to see what happens next.Extending Alita in theaters and coming back to IMAX for a second run when?
>>111429121I mean, we're less than 15 M short of 400 (but sure will pass it).I just hope James and Fox notice the massive positive reception of the film instead of BO (Because sadly it won't pass 500 M which is the new goalpost of the "experts") so we get a sequel
>>111429197Lol, no, the meme is that Zionists (Jews and non-Jews) like it when everyone in the world only speaks one language, namely English, because they see it as a way to more easily control and manipulate people. Just a meme, Anon. I'm playfully calling Rosa the good goy, not you.
Alita, you've gotta see herGo insane, and out of your mindAlita, Ave AlitaA million and one candle lights
>>111429215Unironically we could pull that off for November or some shit.We just need to organize and make some #Alita trend meme
Guess what I just got
>>111429342>using 1978 Debbie instead of 1999, the time when the song 'Maria' is fromI mean, I don't mind, because I love hot, young Debbie, but it's off for accuracy's sake.
>>111429013I saw the interview, she barely speaks spanish and has a heavy american accent.
>>111429141Love will triumph over evil. We're getting that sequel, bros
>>111429371Anon, I am too jelly.
>>111429402I wanted to use a screenshot from the video, but they're all 144p relics. >>111429371OOF, nice dude.
>>111428891>Guise she needs 300 to break even, no way she will reach 350, 400 is simply impossible, unless she reaches 450 it won't turn any profit so I don't know how they plan to reach that 500
>>111429371>Guess what I just gotBad camera skills ?
>>111428564Same. I have less than an hour to go and I can’t wait. I hate missing out on multiple threads while at work.Also yes I will probably try to find a place still showing our girl on Friday
>>111429531Always that one autist
With the power of Alita and Gavin, we can heal ourselves from lewd thoughts: https://youtu.be/iqmHvzTLJTk
>Hey anon are you gonna protect me when people say lewd things about me?
Literally, the only reason why I vist /tv/ 5 times per day is to save alita memes, I already have 1 gb of pure alita hd pics webms gifs links etcThis is still the best Alita
>>111429622I got 1.50GBs of Alita
>>111429342Oooh don't you wanna take her home?
>>111429622It's a pure an early Alita back when we were all discovering /healing/.Once you get a big archive up host a .zip file for us
>>111429619>me when somebody says lewd things about Alita
>>111429619>Sure thing kid.
>>111428678B-But Alita's skin is synthetic!
>>111429757I dont know how to do thattell me the steps and I would do it for THE GLORY OF MANKIND>>111429714sadly that I discover alita general too late at his 65# general
>>111429121>james it looks like we wont make enough for a sequel>fuck the haters were making a sequel>but james!>FUCK THE HATERS
>>111429121>First they said 200 million flop>Then they said it wouldn't make 300 million>They followed up saying it wouldn't have any legs, wouldn't pass 400 million>Now they're trying to say it won't get a sequel>HAHAHAHAHA!
>>111422700why would you need a condom?
>>111429998You'll need to compress the folder where you keep all your pics using software like 7zip (which is free and works really well). Then once you have that you can upload it to any kind of fileshareing site. I used to use megaupload before it got nuked so I'm not sure what the current go-to site is. I can give you a more in depth tutorial when I don't have to go to work if you want.
I hope you all watched Alita’s movie in true IMAX
>>111430384Mine was 18 x 24 meters
>>111430384I want it last saturday, but then I realice it was too late to see it on IMAX because of captain marvelIts still hurts to miss an oportunity like that....
>>111430384Drove 50 miles to see it. Will never forget that night.
>>111430384>tfw lost my imax virginity to Alita
>>111429998>sadly that I discover alita general too late at his 65# generalyou're a post abag anon? you're gonna have to check the archived threads, there's a lot of OC that was posted only a few times
>>111430384Melbourne IMAX checking in- best one you can get in Aus.
>>111430522share it those sweeets OC pics webms gif of the early era of Alita General with me anon ;)
>tfw no Alita Turbo Kid crossoverhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx7VqoL0mvo
>>111429714someone please do a face swap with the surley king of the egg fort
>>111430384I'm so sad the Mugar Omni Theater's IMAX screen never shows films and only "educational content" the damn thing is so big you can't see it all without moving your head
>>111427981I just watched the OVA. Fucking great too. Gonna read the manga next.
>>111430384There were no IMAX screenings left in my city by the time I finally decided to watch Alita this Tuesday.But there's a positive side to this: I will get to see new stuff when the Blu-ray comes out.
>>111426205I bought mine from a vending machine at my shitty warehouse job at Amazon.
>>111430920>shitty warehouse job at amazonDo you really have to work inside a moving cage?
>>111430384>tfw local IMAX opened for business just in time for AlitaThree trips, worth every penny. I went once more in 2D on their standard screen and my God what a difference. You really missed out if you couldn't or didn't see her in IMAX. It makes me wish I was rich enough to get myself a private screen.
>you will never get to lick alita's faceEven if Grewishka disembowels you you get to come back as a McTeague cyberdog
>>111431133Woops, meant for >>111430920
>>111429998>sadly that I discover alita general too late at his 65# generalAt least you didn't miss the epic #99.You didn't, right ?
>>111430623>/ABAG/ #1 OP gif
>>111431010That's pit. I have a worse job than that. I used to push around a big cart of stuff and put them in drawers but recently my shift got demoted and now I run around for 10 hours with a little cart and pick stuff as fast as possible or else they write you up.
>>111431170>just imagine if she was pegging him in that very moment
>>111429998>>111430348>>111431201It's okay, Anon.I only discovered the Alita generals at number 139It's never too late to be /healed/.
Day one. Watched Alita.I went to the cinoplex today and got the first dose of /healing/.I stopped browsing reddit so I threw away all my s oyDay two. I can't believe it's been two days without blacked.F***ing porn, it just ruins peoples' lives.At first it seems so sweet, then you wake up in a discord.Day three. I haven't watched Marvel for three days now.This withdrawal is killing me. It's like shock therapy to my guts.Day four. Last screening of Alita. My whole body feels like it's cracking into pieces.Fragile doesn't even come close to describing how I feel.Day five, I'm sick as a dog, but the /ABAG/ generaland a lotta memes's gonna get me through.Day six, when I'm not on /tv/ I go fucking insane.I'll never browse reddit again.Day Seven, I Can't Believe I'm /healed/DAY EIGHT, EVERYONE SAYS I LOOK BETTERDAY NINE, THE MOUSESHILLS RE PANICKINGDAY TEN, THEY SEEM AMAZED THAT I AM /HEALED/
>>111430623>/ABAG/ #2 OP gif
How does imax even differ from a regular movie? Some kinda 3D gimmick?
>>111422862>WE ARE LIVE FROM THE IRON CITY, I'M JIM ROSS ALONGSIDE JERRY 'THE KING' LAWLER AND WE WELCOME YOU TO NO RULES TUESDAY
>>111431338It's a bigger curved screen and the projector is different
>>111431340Great effort anon. You are early though. Remember next time that the bump limit isn't until 310 on /tv/.
>>111431279hahaha what the hell
>>111431338Different aspect ratio.
>>111431414Sorry...I thought it was 300....I've been waiting since post 175 to make a new thread. I haven't made one before. Please go easy on me, Alitans...
>>111431463Better a hair early than languishing in no-bump purgatory.
>>111431463>Its ok anon. We forgive you.
Does anyone have the original image of Alita holding up her hunter-warrior badge? We're trying to get a combo going of all the different versions, but it needs to start with the original.
>>111431201Nope, I was the 99 post
>>111431279>Day one. Watched Alita.I went to the cinoplex today and got the first dose of /healing/.>I stopped browsing reddit so I threw away all my s oy>Day two. I can't believe it's been two days without blacked.>F***ing porn, it just ruins peoples' lives.>At first it seems so sweet, then you wake up in a discord.>Day three. I haven't watched Marvel for three days now.>This withdrawal is killing me. It's like shock therapy to my guts.>Day four. Last screening of Alita. My whole body feels like it's cracking into pieces.>Fragile doesn't even come close to describing how I feel.>Day five, I'm sick as a dog, but the /ABAG/ general>and a lotta memes's gonna get me through.>Day six, when I'm not on /tv/ I go fucking insane.>I'll never browse reddit again.>Day Seven, I Can't Believe I'm /healed/>DAY EIGHT, EVERYONE SAYS I LOOK BETTER>DAY NINE, THE MOUSESHILLS RE PANICKING>DAY TEN, THEY SEEM AMAZED THAT I AM /HEALED/I can confirm this