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/tv/ is laughing at this shit
twitter is laughing at this shit
reddit is laughing at this shit
youtube is laughing at this shit
tumblr is laughing at this shit

No one is happy with this. No one wanted this
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>>109783713
And just to top it all off we aren't even getting a sexy midriff revealing Jasmine.
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I wanted this and I am happy with it
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It's like a fucking fake trailer, I love it
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>>109783713
Post screencaps from the other sites or I don’t believe you
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>>109785167
based and bluepilled
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>>109785112
why not? did someone get offended?
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finally, he truly has become miscaviage's song and dance coon
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>>109785205
>>109785216
Seriously. This shit is so terrible it’s grewt. This is what movies have always been about. Absolute cheese.
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>>109785306
It's the only thing right now that makes me literally laugh out loud. I can look at it, laugh, look at some other thread, and come back thirty seconds later, see it again, and burst out loud laughing again. What the FUCK were they thinking?
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>>109783713
>No one wanted this
Tell that to the millions of NPCs that giddily went to the Beauty and the Beast remake.
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blueface the new blackface
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>>109783713
>No one is happy with this. No one wanted this
Speak for yourself...the Shitposting is being hilarious
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>>109785358
That was actually good though. I do like guy Ritchie, but why did they choose will Smith? He has zero range and isn't funny at all. Genie is supposed to be a comedic character, so why didn't they choose some comedian?
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>>109785778
Will Smith is a comedy actor, not a comedian.
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>>109783713
why in the fuck is he cgi? couldn't they just blue'd him?
he look so weird in motion, efen the lipsync is off
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I'm actually Ok with it. When you complain, you can't argue whats wrong with it, just saying abstract that you notice that its CGI, but its not enough for the arguments, because if you were to see the real genie, it would not look real for you, you'd think you are dreaming or hallucinate. There is no way to make something unreal to look real for everyone. Its like trying to paint the image of God - how can you show him with simple paint? Muslims don't do that, because they know its impossible. So you have to suspend your disbelief sometimes.
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>>109785916
I don't know if that's true though. And like I said, the character should be played by a comedian.
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>>109786355
this

He looks fine, and you can't see the tail in that shot, which will play a big part. not even a shill

Effeminate Jafar is the worse part
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>>109785112
>jasmine isn't even all that hot

6/10 at best

total fail by Disney
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>>109783713
Ahhh, that's hot, that's hot
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What is wrong with it exactly?
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>>109783713
Will Smith has far exceed his expiration date. What the fuck was the Mouse thinking?
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>>109783713
And yet everyone will go and pay money to see it because theyre fucking idiots (excluding me).
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>>109783713
Repeat after me:

All publicity is good

1 billion chink box office

They will keep making them
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>>109783713
My favourite bit is the fact you can see the edges of the bald cap
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>>109783713
>2019
>bluewashing out PoC
>Sweetie status: umm
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>>109786528
Well they sure as shit ain't gonna cast his retard son again that's for sure
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>bluewashing the black guy
How can Disney get away with this racism?
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>>109786672
>he doesn’t understand the statements of a 6th dimensional quantum genius called Jaden Smith
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>>109785112
did they photoshop more clothes onto her?
I hate digital editing so fucking much
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>>109786717

Wasn't he caught with pregnant dragon porn? That's pretty based.
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>>109786355
He shouldn't be blue.
>muh funny meme cartoon character was blue!
This is live-action. He shouldn't be bright synthetic blue. He looks like plastic.
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>>109786672
>muh Jaden Smith bad
Go back to 2012
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Oh Lord this can't be real
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>>109786355
>>109786452
Disney shills ahoy!
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>>109786583
This, sadly.
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>>109783713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSJcONc90V8
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>>109783713
What does Mark assbrownie think of it?
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>>109786860
TAKE
A
KNEE
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>>109783713
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYXFCh2pCH0
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>>109783713
Predicting allegations of racism against anyone who dislikes this movie. Also a 90% on Rotten Tomatoes.
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>>109785778
>That was actually good though.
Hello Zach
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>>109783713
Holy fuck they're making a live action smurf movie?
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>>109786994
OH NO NO NO NO
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>>109783713
>the guy who plays Carlton doesn't play the rug
What's even the point anymore
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>>109783713
You can literally see the line where they edited his face in on his forehead what the fuck is this garbage
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>>109786994
maybe it's supposed to look like shit
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it's like we're some kinda... box office bomb squad
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>>109786925
nice meme fellow redditor!
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>all the plebs are laughing at it
which means it's probably not all that bad
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>>109783713
Seems like everyone just thinks its funny except (You)
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>>109783713
Is that a fake body?
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all I wanted was CGI Robin Williams with the cartoon version dubbed into it, but no, I get this shit
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>>109786925
I normally never say this, but this is a reddit as fuck post
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>>109786452
>Effeminate Jafar

I'm going to do myself a favour and not even look that up
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>>109783713
Isnt the genie supposed to be like built/fat? Why would they cast someone who is so skinny?
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>>109786452
>effeminate Jafar
This is by far worse. His entire character is being an ugly, silver tongued, old man who disgusted Jasmine at the thought of marrying him. But they cast a pretty boy twink
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>>109786994
IT'S REWIND TIME
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This movie gets worse the more I learn about it.
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>>109787333
>His entire character is being an ugly, silver tongued, old man
You missed "snake-like"
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>>109787146
Chinese box office gold my dear anon, the drones will lap it up with Will Smith's name on it, he is that famous actor and certainly not a washed up relic of the 90s
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>>109787265
>>109787333
not usually a fan of twitter memes, but
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imagine being paid to paint Will Smith blue
>looking great Mr Fresh Prince
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Imagine if Robin Williams was still alive. They definitely would have tried to get him.
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>>109787217
Fake as in computer generated, no. But it's not Will Smiths body that's for sure
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>>109787451
His best work was in the late 2000s. But the point still stands
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>>109786994
They could just make a suit for him, but no, let's do cg.
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>>109783713

Will Smith should have been in the upcoming MiB movie, not this.
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>>109785112
Are amerimutts going full middle eastern? We killing cat and dogs and making females wear burkas next?
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>>109783713
>a bunch of self important persons are laughing in their respective echo chambers
Holy shit. No one gives a fuck what you faggots think. The movie will be popular despite your retarded opinions no one asked for or cares about. Get over yourselves.
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>>109787468
CGI innit. They paint him green and blue it after.
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>Genie is black
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Genie is blue
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>109783713
>No one wanted this
Stopped reading there.
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>>109787602
Popular =/= Quality

Sure it'll make bank, it's quite obvious they spent nothing on it. But it won't stand the test of time like the original, which still sells merchandise.
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>>109787458
He should be Aladdin, instead of the ugly dude they ended up choosing.
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>>109787772
but they actually casted aladdin correctly. Hes supposed to be an underdog
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>>109787731
No is discussing quality here. Just a bunch of delusional narcissists ranting and raving about the color blue.

It will be popular and it will be decent quality according to Disney's target audience. It can't be much less quality then the first. The first is trash. It will sell fine and so will all the merchandise that goes with it. Laugh till you at Disney till you are blue in the face if it makes you feel better. You aren't the target audience though so don't think for a second anyone at Disney cares what you think.
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>>109786583
>chink office

Chinese don’t want to watch brown people.
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>>109787841
Aladdin isn't ugly, he's just poor. Which they also fucked up because his outfit looks straight out of old navy.
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>>109786994
Remember when actors used to get in shape for these kinds of roles?
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>>109786458
real life pajeets arent that hot anon
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>>109786994
lookadis dood
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Disney is completely out of touch with reality and their own consumer herd. Hillary losing really broke Hollywood.
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>>109785112
"No!"
Cute middle eastern girl belly would have been the only thing to save this film, aesthetically.
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>>109787333
for real, Jafar's actor is better looking than Aladdin's for fuck's sake
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>>109783713
i for one can't wait for that trump/kanye song
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-kanye-release-cover-version-of-a-whole-new-world-duet
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>>109788212
Jasmine isn’t a pajeet though, but her actress is
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>>109788079
that's why they made him blue DUH...
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>>109788064
>and it will be decent quality according to Disney's target audience. It can't be much less quality then the first. The first is trash
this delusion
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>>109786994
Even the way his body fades into blue smoke looks like complete shit. And they proved they could do this kind of effect well in the same trailer with the disney and aladdin logos blowing away into dust
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>>109786355
>Its like trying to paint the image of God - how can you show him with simple paint?
Did you just compare shitty CGI to painting god?
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>>109786994
CGI was a mistake
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>>109785112
Actually, it looks like the photoshopped one is her belly. There's no way nu-disney would put that in their films.
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YES. My favourite Youtuber Will Smith is making it big in his own movie! Just like KSI! ebin
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>>109786994
Welcome to smurf.
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>>109785211
Literally just go to /r/movies and look at their thread, everyone's shitting on it. Do you really think there's anyone with taste so bad that they like this?
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Alexander Siddig (el fadil el mohammed el jihad el islam) would have been my choice for jafar, seeing as he's actually kind of old and shit
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>>109785354
>what the fuck were they thinking?

That it’s funny?
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>>109786994
PFPFPFPFHAHAHAHAHAH ahhahaha
god

that is awful
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>>109786994
nooooo
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>>109783713
Disney died when they closed the 2D animation division
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>>109783713
This is fucking disgusting, especially in the world where Thanos happened.
Smith legit looked better in those promo pics everyone was bitching about.
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If Disney manages to make spinoff Genie movies with Will Smith, they just might have the reinvigoration that they need in the box office.
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>>109788783
Why dont you go there and fucking stay there?
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>>109789074
Thanos looks just as ridiculous you capegagging zoomer.
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shit's so bad even /co/ is laughing
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>>109789127
Here's my secret, Cap: I've been on 4chan since '08 and Reddit since '10 and I don't exclusively stick to either because I'm not a retard.
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>>109789144
/co/ is shit and full of normies now tho
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>>109788079
why do you think he's blue and it's all CGI?
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>>109789135
You have to be quite a contrarian to say that Thanos looks as bad as that shit.
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>>109786994
YAAAAAAA
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>>109789264
All CGI looks terrible you dumbass zoomer
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>>109787458
To be honest, I would’ve probably been alright with him playing Mozenrath instead. Younger character, not too bad on the eyes, voice would’ve been alright for that character. Would’ve been interesting had they done what the tv series failed to do (make him the villain in the TV movie), with the twist of him being revealed as Aladdin’s evil brother.

But as Jafar? No. Such a weakass Jafar. At that rate, they might as well said suck it to their casting, and put Tony Todd as Jafar. I’m 99% certain he could do it much better than what we’ll get.
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>>109789179
you sound like a matter-of-fact-toned NPC like there are on reddit by the baker's dozen
in short, you were a redditard before reddit, shitting up here for decades doesn't mean shit and we don't give a fuck about your faggot reddit preferences "oldfag"
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>>109783713
so why is everyone scared of him? is it because he looks like a nigger?
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>Jafar is a soi boi twink

Nice. Disney has been infected by weebs. What other kind of fanbase is obsessed with pretty boy wizards
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>>109789287
>t. zoomer who pretended like he could distinguish between CGI and practical in Jurassic Park
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am I just racist or does this look like bollywood and not arabia at all?
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>>109789368
I could. Now go away zoomer who grew up on CGI and thinks it looks great. What an absolute pleb you are and always will be.
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>>109789323
:^)
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>>109789409
white incel (and manlet) (or bald)
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If dubs this gonna win a Oscar next year
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>>109786994
THAT'S HOT
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>>109789469
Who cares about the Oscars. This will win the 4chan award for best movie of 2019.
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>>109789469
That's a 69 mate, looks like rape allegations will be made against Wikia wiki Will
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>>109783713
Why didn't they just get a muscular Arab guy with a beard to play the genie? Dress him up in a hat and a waistcoat without doing anything to his skin and he'd look great.

I wish they'd gone for a more Nolan-esque remake and tried to add some realism. It would be interesting to watch at least.
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>>109789320
The Iranian guy from Tyrant looks like an IRL version of Mozenrath to me..
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>>109783713
Obviously. Genie is laughable and Jafar sounds like he just hit puberty

The only well cast character is Jasmine.
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>>109789534
I wanna do haram stuff to her butthole if you know what I'm referring to my dudes
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>>109789534
She looks like a pornstar
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>>109789534
>no Jasmine tummy
but why disney?
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>>109786994
this looks really uncanny, its beyond bad.
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>>109789522
Djinn are blue, but yeah it could have been done a lot better.
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>>109789521
I want that to happen just to see how Jaden would react. Either the PR agents shut down all of his communication with the outside world or he disowns his dad. I can't see him defending even his own father if he was publicly accused of sexual assult
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>>109788703
Underrated
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>>109786994
I am the only one who thinks this doesn't even look bad
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>>109789683
That won't happen ever. Will has too many connections in the industry, he's totally media -bulletproof at this point. Will be pretty funny tho
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>>109785112
Bare skin is lewd, women are lewd, sexual thoughts are lewd. American's can't cope with so much filth so they ban everything even slightly risque.
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>>109788064
>The first is trash.
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>>109786994
Nice to see disney catching up with 2009 internet
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>>109783713
looks like a five bagger to me
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>>109786994
is this that deepfake thing i keep hearing about?
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>>109789769
No, I think it looks okay too. The boring cgi background is the worst offender. Either film in a real cave or make it interesting. It's worse than a matte painting.
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>>109789320
muh husbando of my childhood OwO
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>>109786583
Will they allow it with genie basically being a spirit?
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>>109786994
why even make him blue holy shit
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>>109790000
WITNESSED
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>>109785112
dropped
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>>109783713
It looks like it has down syndrome
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>>109783713
I didn't realize they cast smith in the next Avatar movie.
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>>109790000
Carmela could you please check those QUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADS
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so either no one knows how to do good practical effects anymore or Will Smith just couldn't be bothered to sit in make up
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>>109790000
l-lewd get
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>>109788095
I don't even think that's his body, plus the Genie's body is completely fluid, he has no detail outside of his face, there are several scenes where it looks like he has some lumpy gut in the original, but his body is too ambiguous to pull off in live action properly.
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>>109789396
Are you acting retarded on purpose ? Because its not funny anymore.
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>>109786994
It's like all they did was plaster Will Smith's face on another person's body. Holy kek
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>>109790290
>please agree with me that CGI looks great
No, zoomer.
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>>109789393
I agree, now that I think about it.
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>>109786994
>>109786994
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAH
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>>109786994
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>109786994
All of this looks bad. It's 90's level bad.
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>>109790224
Both. Practical is difficult and expensive, and the actors fucking hate sitting in a chair for hours just to get ready. Your pic is actually a prime example of the latter, I'm pretty sure Carrey's makeup artist had a mental breakdown over his constant whining.
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>>109783713
Why did someone cast Will Smith as a genie? lmao
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i´ll still watch it because it was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid and im only upsetti if there is no tiny ape alongside him doing shenanigans.
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>>109787602
>The movie will be popular despite your retarded opinions no one asked for or cares about.
You said the same about Solo and it's the biggest bomb of the century
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>>109786994
Maybe they should start paying money for real CGI talent. Cheap bastards.
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>>109789469
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I wanna see the level of shitposting we'll reach if Disney posted Will singing you ain't never had a friend like me
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>>109790077
checked
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>>109790601
Remixed by DJ Jazzy Jeff
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I wouldve played her as jasmine
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>>109783713
Ayo, we sum finna, genie sqwad?
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>>109790661
>inb4 he turns Abu into jazzy Jeff for the song
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>>109786994
This is what James Cameron copied when he made Avatar
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>>109786994
Ooh that does not look good...
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>>109786994
damn, looks like he is going to mug Aladdin
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>>109790720
Nah, they should have contacted bitch related from tumblr
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>>109790941
Disney doesnt know how to CGI those clothes
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>>109790941
nose too big
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>>109790720
>not Asa
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>>109786994
Jesus fucking christ between this and captain cringe you disneyshills have a hell of year ahead of you DAMN
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>>109786868
This shot looks good. Go circlejerk to reddit fucking tourist.
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>>109783713
>diversity hires are our strengt...
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>>109786355
>just saying abstract that you notice that its CGI, but its not enough for the arguments, because if you were to see the real genie, it would not look real for you, you'd think you are dreaming or hallucinate.

Remove shill pajeet.
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who asked for this?
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>>109789135
>>109789287
You're a fucking dumbass
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>chinks make every terrible movie a billion dollar hit

It’s over. Movies are dead.
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>>109791116
Bro look at this shill oh no no no
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Lamp explodes open....purple sparks fly everywhere and weed smoke fills the cave...

Aladdin: Woah! please demon dont kill me!!!!!

Jiggy Genie: woah HA HA!!! sniifff...HOL UP... you think im a demon? Now I KNOW your brown ass aint getting racial up in this cave.

Aladdin: What?!? No I would never assume...

Genie: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! GOTCHA! Wooo boy the look on your bitch ass face was priceless...

Aladdin: So you are....the genie

Genie: At your service!

Aladdin: What do you mean!?

Genie: It means.... (Takes an Ipod and hooks it into the cave walls)

Aladdin: What is that!?!?

Genie: Oh this? Dont worry in the future its THE BOMB...ughhh you know I dont mean it like....fuck it anyways...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JcmQONgXJM

As you know as YOUR genie I have to grant you 3 wishes and only 3!! Now think carefully...

Ahhh I know what your poor ass wants.....you want to suck on those brown nipples...hmmmm Princess Jasmine..

Aladdin: Wha how did you

Genie: Told ya! HA HAAAA! I am a jiggy genie after all, its ok little nigga nothing to be ashamed of!

Aladdin: I would love for the princess to even look in my direction.

Genie: HOLY SHIT ALLAH...no wonder she's getting married to that pimp from Morrocco.

Aladdin: What!?!? when!?

Genie: A month or so...plenty of time to teach you my BIG GENIE STYLE.

Aladdin: I want to be rich.

Genie: How rich?

Aladdin: Ummm....maybe like a store owner.

Genie smiles and looks at the light creeping through the cave ceiling

Genie: You need to set your goals higher....

Aladdin: Huh?

Genie: How about a FRESH Prince.....


Colorful Lights can be seen in the distance....
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>>109783713
>>109785112
>desexualized jasmine
>alien looking will smith genie
is it gonna be cringe kino?
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anyone defending this needs an eye test. I burst out laughing when I first saw it
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>>109785778
Wait. Guy Ritchie directed it? WTF? Was he bored and thought "Well, a dollar extra doesn't hurt" while just saying "Yeahyeah, whatever" when everyone interrupted the movie? This shit looks nothing like Guy Ritchie would come up with.
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>>109786994
He looks like the blueberry Scorpion King
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>>109791116
That looks like shit and I've been here since 1832 newfriend
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>>109791204
>ughhh you know I dont mean it like....fuck it anyways...
Will Smith doesn't use bad words, fake and gay
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>>109783713
Did anyone even want a live action Aladdin movie? no
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>>109791204
your post gave me
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>>109783713
>>109788094
This really needs a Tobias Fünke shop
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>>109786994
Yeah that's gonna be a yikes from me
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>>109790467

yeah, but looking at the CGI Genie Smith, it seems like he wouldn't have needed much more than a bald cap and a blue paint job, at least from the waist up, to get the same (and probably better) result

he wouldn't have needed anything near as elaborate as Grinch Carrey
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>>109788094
>I blew myself!
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>>109783713
What was his problem? Did he refuse to bulk up for the role so they just had to get a body double in and badly deep-fake his face on top?
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>>109791300
I don't want remakes of any of the classics.
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>>109791300

Disney wanted it, so they could sell a whole new line of crap toys
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>>109783713
*sucks teeth*
fuccckkk nigga u bee sayin we iz som SORT of mouffafuckin GENIE AN SHIEEETT?
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>>109791469
It's worse than that, they're making this because if they don't, the Aladdin IP becomes public domain since it's been a few decades since the original.
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>>109789782
are you retarded? american media is filled with degenerate trash. look at literally any female pop star
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>>109789074
They're using a WAY too high saturation on will smith. It's the same as when thanos was way too saturated with purple and looked stupid.
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>>109783713
I feel like Disney overestimated the level of interest in live action remakes after Jungle Book. Jungle Book was a pretty fuckin' mediocre movie in its original Disney animated incarnation, and the live action version improved upon it in literally every way. Now they're starting to remake movies that were already perfect, and they're struggling, because how the fuck do you take something that's already near-flawless and iconic and make it again, while still being iconic, but in a way that doesn't feel like blatant plagiarism of the first movie?

You can't. That's why all the remakes apart from Jungle Book have been pretty shit.
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>>109786994
AAAAHAHAA
AWW DAS HOT
DAS HOT
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>>109791300
These remakes are Disney Channel tier.
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>>109791536

aka standard Disney practice since Walt still ran things
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pretending most people use twitter, reddit and 4chan to the point of causing disney to lose shekels
even if this movie receives 1 bi negative reviews, most normies, tumblers and chinese people will go see it
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>>109786994
Why not make the character completely CGI like Dr. Manhattan in Watchmen?
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Looks good imo. When The Jungle Book remake trailer came out, there was a lot of division on the web as well between old fans and new. But it turned out great. Sneak screenings of Aladdin are rumored to have been well received too. Curious to see it myself.
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>>109787333
Can't have a Middle Eastern bad guy be ugly. That would be racist.
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>>109791791
not sure if bait or shill.
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>>109791500
>pops out of crack pipe
>YO
>magically seduces your girl
>YOU BEEN SAYIN
>nods head, every bike in the city appears before him
>AHH YO HOL UPP
>snaps fingers, a kfc erupts out of the sand
>YOU DONE KEEP ON SAYING
>blinks, hundreds of women suddenly become raped
>HOL UP TELL ME THAT ONE MORE AGAIN
>blinks away child support payments
>YOU BEEN SAYIN YOU AINT NEVA HAD A FRAAAAN LIKE ME N SHEEEIT?
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>>109786994
Just make a carton Genie. Fuck that looks atrocious
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>>109791593
Beauty & the Beast live-action made $2 billion worldwide.

But Dumbo remake is far too dark for children. Aladdin will gross $2 billion too though, because of the desert themes overseas and in Europe.
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>white women making fun of middle-eastern women clothing and dress style
>white women now are the ones screeching about sexualizing and getting aneurysm when they see a bit of skin
What did they mean by this
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>>109791923

this movie will make a lot of money in China too, now that Disney has found a suitable method for disguising black characters
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>>109791923
>Beauty & the Beast live-action made $2 billion worldwide.
Because of the name. That doesn't mean it was a good movie, because it wasn't.
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>>109791923
>But Dumbo remake is far too dark for children
I don't understand that one at all. There are essentially no human characters in the original, and the little mouse friend isn't going to be appealing if he looks like a realistic filthy rat (if they even put him in at all).
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there's going to be so many memes from this
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>>109792244
I kept seeing ol' blue getting posted on other boards so I had to see what /tv/ thought of the reveal.
I was not disappointed by the response.
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A fucking theatrical play looks more accurate to the source material than this
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>>109786925
This reeks of reddit, please just go back
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>>109791176
At least the nu-Wars cast will be out of work since they're too ugly for chinks.
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>>109791300
Yes you're a moran to think Disney doesn't spend millions researching consumer demand lol. They have test families who are like guinea pigs and been there for literal generations. Aladdin will rub the box office genie till it all comes out. Chalomot Paz!
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>>109783713
So why is a black playing an Arab
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>>109791264
>"Dress British, think Yiddish" - Guy Ritchie on Joe Rogan podcast
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>>109786994
Goro in 1990s MK looks cooler now than this blue faggot
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>>109792532
>Yes you're a moran to think Disney doesn't spend millions researching consumer demand lol.
Boy those disney fellas sure sounds smart and shiet, tell me more about them and them big marketing IQ
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>getting a youtuber to play genie

what were they thinking?
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>>109787718
Name one person who did.
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Jynx Maze is incredible I would eat that ass for days. Priya Rai could have been in the movie too as her friend / mother whatever.
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>>109792795
Forgot pic
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>>109789183
EVERYONE HATES IT ANON. DON'T YOU GET IT.
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https://youtu.be/TiNiHdQfA24
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>>109787841
Slumdog millionaire should be Aladdin, he's good. Probably to expensive now.
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>>109783713
I really don't see the issue. Would the rather have a blue slimer from the Ghostbusters remake?
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>>109788079
China make Black Panther success.
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>>109783713
All they need to do is make him glow a little.
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>>109783713
OHNONONONONONONO
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>>109788552
Cheap Genie Imagery
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>>109788247
sauce on this poor man?
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>>109785112
It's been a while since I played Princess Trainer.
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>>109786994
this is not okay. What the fuck did they do to my nigga, Will ?
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>>109787458
This guy from Veep would have been a perfect Jafar
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>>109792987
idiots were laughing when he wasn't blue in the last photos, so now they have to damage control their own idiocy
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>>109789287
This
It's why John Carpenter is good.
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>>109786994
hahahaha im fucking dying
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just a reminder that robin williams was a nonce, hence why he ended himself
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>it's just will smith as his usual self but in blue
>disney allowed this
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>>109789534
Those colors really sell the era. They had hot pink and puke blue 1000 years ago right?
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>>109789628
good
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>>109785167
Based and bluedahbehdeedahbehdahpilled
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>>109793366
yeah actually India has always been a culture rich in dyes that's why it was such a big component of the silk road and why alexander felt destined to travel there
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>>109786994
Holy YIKES
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>>109789183
You say that as if /tv/ isn't complete normie central, where everyone who's once seen a tv show thinks they should go.
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>>109789987
The movie is paying homage to 90s aesthetic though.
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>>109783713
Genie isn't even the worst part. Jafar was.
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>>109786925
Get out.
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>>109793261
First suggestion that actually seems 100% correct
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>>109786994
meme kino is back on the menu boys
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>>109789323
>we

nigger I'm here since 2007 and you seem way more retarded.
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>>109793366
Pro tip: history wasn't like Game of Thrones where everyone wore black or brown leather and cloth. Everyone who wanted to show off their status wore the most colourful shit you can imagine, and even poor people used regular forest plants to dye their simple wool clothes.
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We should defend this ironically like we do with BVS
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>>109790224
Did Will Smith film all his scenes remotely? Looks like he wasn't even on set.

Will's contract for Aladdin
1. $15 million up front
2. Potential $100 million backed
3. Producer credit
4. Shoot all his scenes in motion capture in under 2 weeks
5. The body of genie is the actor who was present on set to interact with cast
6. Will's face digitally infused over actor who physically plays genie
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>>109793562
I refuse to believe responses like this are real. Do people really get this pissed off when "the show must go on" after an actor dies? Do they expect Disney to wait 50 years out of some sort of bizarre respect?
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>>109792787

underrated
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>>109787489
>Implying they couldn't use him anyway for this if they wanted to.
>Implying he had some kind of free will regarding his likeness as the disney genie
>Implying Peter Cushing signed on for Rouge One.
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>>109786925
>Harry Potter
How gay.
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>>109785112
Disney hasn't been good in years
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>>109793631
Yes, I know. Especially in arabi, india, pakistan, Iran area. Dies for royalty would of been vivid and a inspiring. But specific those ultra bright colors hot pink etc, didn't even exist until the 80s.
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Meanwhile on twitter!
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>>109790452
>it's '90s level bad
It's supposed to look '90s, it's Aladdin, it was a big '90s movie. Captain Marvel did the same thing. It's hip now. Synthwave and 80shit is tired now. 90s is in.
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>>109787489
The only guy they got for Lion King is James, and none of them are dead.
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>>109792787
>gelete this
Gel as in hot glue?
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>>109785778
>That was actually good though
rustling softly
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>>109793693
Tard
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>>109790488
Joos see dollar signs. Fresh Prince as a Genie, paint him blue, bigger prophets, transcend race at same time for SJWs
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>>109789074
>Smith legit looked better in those promo pics everyone was bitching about.

Yeah, I thought that too. Just having a black equivalent of I Dream Of Genie is probably the best you can hope for in a live-action Aladdin.
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>>109793749
The difference is that Robin Williams actually has a clause in his will/contract that says his voice can't be used within 25 years after his death. His likeness would probably be the same, or at least his family would have enough to stand on to sue them for using his image. So they're shit out of luck for another two decades if they wanted to bring him back.
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>>109790720
Jasmine needed that BR2049 girl, diamonds
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>>109786994

This, The Hobbit 3, Black Panther and Wonder Woman webms are the hall of fame of bad cgi
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>>109794114
Just missing a Wilhelm scream. The Hobbit has some of the worst in cinematic history
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>>109791542
Yes that's allowed because music videos are for kids and Americans are mainly pedophiles like their jew overlords.
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>>109794038

Disney don't give a shit about people's wills.

Travers specifically put in her will that Disney were forbidden from ever making another Mary Poppins film.

She died, within months they started making a film that made her objections seem "silly" and downplayed how much she hated the film (especially the animated penguins) as propoganda, then they produced the sequel and pissed on her grave.

Thankfully at best it made a tiny profit,
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>>109793299
*ahem*
Escape LA is CGI garbage from titles to credits
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>>109786994
>>109786994
>>109786994
nuke the vfx industry
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>>109794038

Being in the will is meaningless.

Once it's cleared probate and the money's in the daughters account who's going to sue if the terms aren't met? Disney could throw $20,000,000 at the family to keep them happy, what motive do the lawyers in charge of the will to spend a fortune claiming the terms of the will haven't been made where, if they win, all the money goes straight to the US Government.

Everyone's principles has a price.
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>>109793148
his son comes out of a box dressed as a girl
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>>109790467
Oh those poor actors, it's not like they're being paid millions of dollars to do a job anybody could do.
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>>109793627
Remind me why I should give a shit about what oldfag mouthbreathers say if all they seem to be is bitter boomer retards and low IQ reddit apologists


You're too much of a dull faggot for anyone to give a shit. We've all been the same time on 4channel anyways
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>>109793148
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QP0G4muvNc
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>>109788064
You are crazy if you think anyone wants to look at that thing willingly ever. Stoned college kids and edgelords will buy woll smoth genie merchandise, a maybe a few jaw grinding parents off their meds, but c'mon brah.
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>>109793631
Phoenician Jews invented purple. That's why /tv/ is purple centuries later, programming.
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>>109792787
downloaded
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>>109783713
I don't want the movie in the first place but the genie looking uncanny is the dumbest complaint.
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>>109794293
Escape from LA was before CGI. And it may have predicted 9/11.
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>>109792404
I don't see any Chinese people there.
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>>109793366
Unironically yes.
Not even playing, visit a museum (or just their web exhibits online) and you can see some of the dope ass shit the noble class of India wore in ancient times.
And yes, it included a fuckload of loud clothing encrusted with jewels and gold.
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>>109783713
Why does it look like they used the face mapping tech from Tony Hawk's Underground?
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>>109794994

SO HERE I AM
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>>109783713
Is this helmet turtle?
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>>109794593
>I typed an entire paragraph explaining how much I don't give a shit about something
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>>109783713
I really don't understand the outrage desu
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>>109794825
and its complete shit
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>>109786994
I am actually repulsed at the thought that someone gave this the ok
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>>109789534
she looks like a brunette buffy
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>>109795062
>le reply = care when I shitpost at random in many threads
>2 lines = paragraph
end of the line bargain cope
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>Prince Ali becomes a rap song
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>majority of /tv/ hate the film
>the board that discusses capeshit non-stop hates it
looks like I'll give it a chance then
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>>109795043
GROWIN OLDER ALL THE TIME
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>>109786507
it sucks
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Even Japan is laughing at this monstrocity.



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