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So, that's it, huh? We're some kind of bluicide squad?
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I just blue myself
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NOW LISTEN UP
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>>109778936
god damn this shit looks worse every time i look at it, disney what the fuck are you doing?
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>>109778936
Avatar 2: Teaser Trailer
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hol up
namsayin
we finna be grantin
summ wishes up in hurr
or nah?
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we uhh finna find us a whole new world
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>Welcum ta Agrabah
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>>109778936
His face looks shrinked.
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>>109778936

we'll ruin your childhood if its the last thing we do!
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WIKA WIKA

AHHAHAAAAA I WAS JUST CLEANING THE LAMP
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I must say I'm completely offended. How is it 2019 and it's acceptable for actors to wear blueface? Can Will Smiff do it because he's "a good one"? Check your non-blue privelege there, Will.
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>>109779456
>>cleaning the lamp
I think I just found a new euphemism for beating off.
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>pops out of crack pipe
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>>109779551
Don't say the p-word right now, anon
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>Good Will... Smith?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJxBkE9d-TA
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Can you make me a sandwich?
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>>109778936
Why is just his face CGIed on to his head? Why not just use his entire head?
Also
Why not just reuse Robin Williams dialog and cgi the entire genie ?
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>>109778936
This looks so terrible
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>>109779397
>Ruined mah childhood
The most embarrassing shit a grown man can say. Get a grip you fucking faggot
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HE'S BLUE
MOVIE IS SAVED
who's joking, not even gonna watch the trailersof this
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>>109779613
that's the funniest shit i have ever seen
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>>109778936
Hahah what if Jasmine rubbed the genie’s BBC in the movie
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>>109779613
kek
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>>109778936
How do you call a Blue Nigger? A Blugga?
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>>109779951
triggered
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>>109779487
if you watched the trailer, that's clearly what it looks like Aladdin is doing with the lamp, complete with cumsplosion
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>>109778936
holy FUCK it looks bad
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>genie has a belly button
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>>109778936
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>>109779009
Stop being a fag. Will Smith will be the only good part of this movie
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>>109779093
lol
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pssh naw we is dijinn and shit
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>>109780131
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you jokahs must be trippin'
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>>109780259
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They're mocking this on reddit too, lmao
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>>109779951

show me on the doll where he touched you
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>>109780842
Who gives a FUCK?
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>>109778936
Isn't this racist against policemen? #bluelivesmatter
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>>109779951
Umm EXCUSE me. These are the stories we GREW UP with. The characters MATTER. You wouldn’t get it.
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>>109779951
based
>>109779397
>>109780195
>>109780921
reddit flow chart posts
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>>109778936
Who thought Will Smith as the Genie was a good idea?
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now that reddit hates this
is it I dare../our movie/?
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>>109781145
That's the circle of life
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>>109781184
>"Ayo Donkey-"
Somehow more convincing than Genie.
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>>109781145
If it's "so bad it's good", then yea.
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>>109780842
Good.
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>>109781033
Okay. This..... THIS..... heheheh.. this is epic-sauce. *puts on sunglasses* YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (•_•)
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>>109781033
I'll never understand this generation trumpeting their consumerism like this. Who the fuck cares.
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>>109780951
I do, loser. Reddit is based.
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How come CGI has regressed so much?
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>>109781668
Studios realized they could get away with it
The masses don't care if CGI is amazing or not, they'll watch whatever's popular anyways
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>>109778936
this man was once one of the biggest movie stars on the planet
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On a related note, notice how h*llywood will make sure to only cast ethnically appropriate actors in fictional stoies like Aladdin, but will shove niggers and other brown people into European historical dramas?
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>>109779356
And we've come full circle.
Woll Smoth is now real.
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>>109778936
>My career? hahaha shii-iiiiit
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>>109779613
It seems soo long ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23Q8QqlBrDo
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>>109781085
>seething
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>>109780269
No. There will be no good part of this movie.
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Disney is creating memes
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>>109781145
No. Fuck Disney and their lazy cash grab bullshit.
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>>109778936
Are there any movies where Will Smith doesn't play Will Smith?
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Okay, this is epic
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>>109783928
>granted everyone's wish
*tries to breathe
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>>109781033
So did they write this themselves or did they buy it from the disney store?
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Wil Smith can fit in basically ALL the roles they give him, so how Disney screwed this up so bad?
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>>109783928
>granted everyone's wish
They didn't grant mine, where Disney focused on new animated IPs instead of rehashing old stories with painful cgi and washed up actors.
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>>109779487
Yes anon, you came up with it. Nobody in the history of EVER, has used it that way.
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>tfw remembering that kino streak Will Smith had in the late 2000's
>tfw thought he'd be doing excellent roles well into his 50's
>tfw present day
Jaden Smith was a mistake
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>>109779009
They are still gonna make like 800 millions like the beauty and the beast.
This is not about quality or making a good movie.

Is about marketing nostalgia.
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>>109778936
BRAVO DISNEY!
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>>109778936
I'M BLUE DA BA DEE
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>>109778936
I mean I know the CGI isn’t finished but....JUST
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>>109781033
IN THIS HOUSE
We believe in Mememagic
We have based posters
Once about a time and in
GALAXIES MADE FOR A GAY
WE DO DABBILY ZOOMERLY NIGGERDLY DRUMPHY STUFF while
GOING WHERE NO WOMAN CAN UNDERSTAND
We know the answer to everything is 1488 and that
The odds are ever checked
We do shitposting and cunnyposting
And we aim to misbehave
And we don't care what others think
Because in this house
WE HIT OR MISS
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>>109779232
Underrated post
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>>109781184
spotted the zoomer redditor
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But this has better CGI than Thor Ragnarok and Black Panther. Also it doesn't insult white people like Thor Ragnarok and Black Panther.
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>>109778936
bluefolk just sprangin out of lamps n sheeit
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>>109779613
goddam that was funny
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>>109778936
poor dude
he used to be the shit back then now he jumps on everything he thinks kids like and its shit everytime
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>>109778936
Is it racist that they cast a black man as a slave in this movie?
I'm gonna go ahead and meme it in hopes some """journalists""" pick it up.
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>>109778936
The time has come. People will actually realise Will Smith is not a good actor.
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>>109784542
no the (((journalists))) are gonna complain that we're complaining about it
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AYO HOL UP
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>>109778995
HERE'S THE STORY ALL ABOUT HOW MY LIFE GOT BLU'D TURNED UPSIDE DOWN
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>>109779613
lmao
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>>109784515
Reminder that whenever he's given a serious role, he makes them write out the moral gray-ness of the character.
-Hancock
-I am Legend
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>still no webm
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This small fix makes it better
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>>109781018
Kek
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>>109784004
Will only plays himself. His Genie interpretation is about as bad as the CGI. But at least he can act, the sandnigga playing Jafar is phoning this so hard you'd think they caught him off guard rehearsing.
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>>109784301

Read this and cringed so hard my arsehole took a bite out of the chair.

Mummy said to tell you the tendies are nearly ready, and you should put some pants on this time before she comes up there.
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IF I CAN GRANT WISHES, I WOULD WANT ARABIAN FORKNITES AND MARK ASS BROWNLIE
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>>109784999
looks better, but at that point you don't need to hire Will Smith anymore
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>>109785047
ur welcum fren
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>>109784999
I don’t like it

But it’s still definitely an improvement over what we have
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>>109784999
While still bad, exaggerated features would help a great deal. At least you differentiate if from just looking like blue Will Smith. It's still polishing a turd at the end of the day though. They didn't need to make any of this.
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>>109784999
Jay Leno? Unironically a better looking and better acted genie.
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>>109785083
this
he would still be playing will smith and that may be the worst part of all this shit
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Does this prove that straight up animation is just better than cgi
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>>109780269
Will smith hasn’t been the good part of any movie since the 90’s, stop being a nostalgic tofufellow
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>>109785115
>we need someone who can pay homage to Robin's legacy
>with a cartoonishly stretched face
>and 90s nostalgia pull
>Get me The Chin
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Real problem is that the film looks more Indian than Arabian
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I really miss old Genie and Robin Williams, I do, but if they have to make a movie, why not have Dan Castellaneta voice him? He voiced Genie in the TV series and wasn't bad, he's an established voice actor and won't cost as much as fucking Will Smith
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>>109778936
this is so retarded why do they make him look so human?
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>>109785173
>Gilbert Gottfried returns as the bird
>Jay and Gilbert start riffing off-script
kino
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>>109781575
Media is the new religion, these stories have replaced mythology.
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>>109785200
Remember when Disney used to use voice actors and not fucking Hollywood A listers and muh Grammy nominated artists?
>inb4 Robin Williams; he’s one of the most talented voice actors in history.
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>>109785319
people used to audition for months for the part, too. it's like an actual artistic project or something.
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>>109785319
I've been editing vox for years and Robin was absolutely professional. He and John DiMaggio require little to no editing.
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>>109785200
Because WILL SMITH on it is most of the marketing campaign.
Americans are dumb as hell, they dont go to see aladdin because of the sandnigger or the story, they want their celebrity
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>>109785319
Even if he had a good voice it doesn’t change the fact he wasn’t a professional voice actor and they used him mainly for star appeal
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>>109785438
>he wasn’t a professional voice actor
Yes he was.
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So, a billion? 1.3 billion?
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>>109785389
Americans don’t care as much about celebrity as you think. The actors in the new Star Wars were new aside from Han and Leia and everyone went to see it. Avatar had little in terms of huge name recognition. If people just wanted celebrity than Jupiter ascending or Lone Ranger wouldn’t have been bombs
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>>109785379
you can always tell it's John DiMaggio tho. not saying he's bad, but his voice is too recognizable
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>>109778936
>that moment when you realize you wont be getting a sexy midriff revealing Jasmine
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>>109785525
>the blue dress has a flesh colored patch on the tummy instead

it's like they're insulting us
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welcome to smurf
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>>109785525
Why do that look like Indian dress? What the fuck are they doing?
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never liked Meme Williams desu
dude was a fucking hack
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>>109785525
>no midriff
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>>109785524
I guess it's different for editors and people that just watch or play the media. When we edit we look for much more nuanced things -- how close is the line to being said near exact time over the course of a few takes (sometimes we frankenstein takes together for a better acted version of the same line per the director's request), how much mouth noise do we have to clean up because they're retarded and have mouths full of spit or nose farts, are all the takes either useable or recoverable, etc. We look at acting, not making funny voices.
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>>109785583
the whole movie looks more Indian than Arab. Who knows, maybe Disney's focus group prefers not to offend Muslims in the current year and wants that Bollywood maket.
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I’ve gone from being tired of CGI to being disgusted by it. There is just something really perverse about it
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>>109778936
The obviously real face on the obviously CGI body just does not work.
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>>109785721
it's not an entirely real face though
it's a weird mix
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>>109783630
https://jewishjournal.com/uncategorized/75563/
>"Yes, Artie Lange is Jewish"
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>>109778936
Okay, I think I fixed it. Can someone let Disney know?

How will people won't laugh if our ears aren't real?
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Papa smurf noticed he was losing some strength and vitality so he started Nugenix now at Rite-Aid. Now he has more strength and stamina. Smurfette is glad she made the suggestion. Try Nugenix today!
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>>109784999
why is it always like this? Some asshole on the internet does a better job than a studio with 200 million dollar budget and countless "artists". Usually within 24 hours of the trailer being released. What the fuck.
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>>109778936
Fucking hell you made that in photoshop right?
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>>109778936
>So, that's it, huh? We're some kind of bluicide squad?
>bluicide

heh
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>>109780269
He hasn’t been good since the 90’s.
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>>109784999
This looks SO much better anon. Ridiculous. Well done.
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>>109781145
>disney cgi fest shit
no
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>>109783437
Yep!
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>>109778936
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How mad will you incels be when this makes $1 billion?
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>>109784413
True, but it still looks shit. Aladdin and Jasmine are basic brown plebs.
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>>109785655
They didn't put any effort into this at all. Why is everything so pristine
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>>109786017
Because they are just shopping a single shot.
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>>109786155
They just have to design the character properly at first
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>>109785525
She’s nowhere near good looking enough for Jasmine. They should have got an Arab or even a light skinned black beauty like Rihanna.
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>>109786155
what?
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>>109778936
>it's a Will Smith plays the same character as always but this time he's blue episode
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>>109785525
>NO FUN ALLOWED
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>>109785655
>>109785583
Why are you even complaining about this? The original was also a mix of arabic and indian
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>>109785809
all comedians are jews idiot.
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>>109785655
I find it almost offensive how Indian this movie is. Not even Arab either. But that was a big part of Aladdin’s atmosphere and appeal and now they’re making it basically an India movie?
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>>109785655
Why the fuck did they choose such a small street for something that’s supposed to be a massed event?
If they wanted to cut down on extra costs, or couldn’t find a suitable one big enough, why not just use close ups and CG a bigger location?
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>>109786299
The parade looks boringly subdued when compared to the original
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>>109786299
That’s kind of stretching it, it was far more Arabic
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>>109779613

god damn, that was good
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>>109784301
>The odds are ever checked
>not "the dubs are ever checked"
You had one fucking job
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>>109786190
That's true. I'd like to see what Wills contract was like. I wonder if it said anything about not being able to contouring his face too much. Y'know because he is "iconic" I wonder how much he will be able to ad lib too
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>>109786510
Shut up Gaysco you dumb nigger why don't you come up with your own material.
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>>109784361
in the mirror?
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>>109778936
Kool Keith needs to rap about this movie
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>hire directors past their prime for their name
>assign them random projects, throw darts on names
>Guy Ritchie gets Aladdin, Tim Burton gets Dumbo, but they don't get to have any fun. Just make it as safe and bland as possible
>make 500 million each movie anyway

I hate Disney. 2019 has what, 4 live action remakes?
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The costumes and set design look really fucking cheap
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>>109785304
Aladdin is mythology dumbass

>>109785319
>>109785438
He did not want his star appeal to be the draw of the original movie. He was just credit as 'voice of The Genie' initially, and had rules about how what % of the movie posters could have Genie on it. He really didn't want it to become 'Robin Williams in Aladdin and the Genie!' but his talent stole the show anyways.
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>>109778936
Absolute state of film industry. Choosing roles for actors instead of actors for roles. Add known faces to make the movie more profitable. Happened to Gits as well. The worst part is that it works.
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>>109785655
Because the people making it are clueless and probably liberal. Liberals very rarely understand culture differences and where one culture ends and another starts - largely because liberals like to act like cultural differences don't even exist in the first place.
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>>109786375
Idk I'm half pajeet and we've all considered Aladdin to be 'our' Disney (princess-containing) movie, even though it's clearly mozzieland. In b4 Jungle Book, no princesses in that: little Indian lolis don't dress up as Mowgli, they go for Jasmine.
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>>109786375
The animals (except camels), the clothes, even the part where they send Aladdin to the snowy mountains are blatantly pajeet have more exposition then arabic influences. I've always said the movie takes place in Pakistan despite the original taking place in China which also takes place in Iraq.
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>>109778936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYXFCh2pCH0
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>>109785255
>This week on alladins garage I take the magic carpet out for a spin
AHAHAHAEEEEEEHHUUUUU IT HANDLES WOW SO Fast let's meet the man behind this wonderful creation made on his custom loom
>That scene where the parrot flies into the loom and gets turned into a red carpet while Gilbert godfried is screaming the entire time
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>>109779009
>disney what the fuck are you doing?

Selling soulless mediocrity to plebs, which is what they've done ever since based Walt died and left things in the hands of lesser men
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The original fairytail is in China.
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>>109787184
Cant just blame walt. You have to blame the public who supports the cash grabs.
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>>109785115
Jeremy Irons as Jafar
Emmanuelle Chriqui as Jasmine pic related or maybe Christina Aguliera for the singing
Jay Leno Genie
Gottfried
Zac Efron as Aladdin before people got anal about race representation

We have a goddamn movie lads
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>>109787171
*Gilbert carpet is going insane*
SON OF A BITCH
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>>109779613
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Did they want some kind of wisecracking magical negro or something along the lines of Eddie Murphy's Donkey? Because Will Smith isn't really that type of actor, just such a baffling casting choice.
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>>109779951
Based
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>>109787184
they were doing that when walt was alive too
remember chiddy chidddy bang bang
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>>109787045
Yes, Pakistan, not India. Pretty big difference.
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>Make a movie with Indian actors
>It turns into bollywood
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>>109787045
The clothes in this new movie definitely look more Indian than in the animated one
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>>109781575
It’s not just this generation. My in-laws are like this and they were 1960 era hippies.
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>>109787276
Holy fuck imagine eddy Murphy as genie? He would have been perfect
Movies gonna bomb anyway so who the fuck cares
>>109786660
This.
Holy fuck Disney needs to take the brakes off.
We either get a wrinkle in time (haven't seen and only seen reviews) or lopsided visually interesting kino like tomorrowland
We honestly can't win either they make predictable shit or shit that's slightly less predictable either way it's still shit
>>109787252
>let's take this carpet up on the highway see how it cruises
>drops to a low altitude of 3000meters
>flies into a flock of birds
>jaygenie emerges with birds beaks and feathers comically splattered all over the carpet
I-I thought I got the blue carpet... Ohhhhh
(womp womp)
Allah oops
(screams in Arabic)
>flips the carpet and crashes
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>>109785655
Indian nights, like Indian days
I can't find a loo
How will I go poo
Shitting streets are the only ways
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>>109781575
What do you think the bible was? Literally the same fucking thing
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>>109787208
>You have to blame the public who supports the cash grabs

I already mentioned the plebs
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>>109787495
Arabian BRAAAAAAAPS like Arabian DraaaaapRAAAAAAPAAAYS
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>>109787520
I agree in that regard, for sure. This isn’t a new problem, it’s the evolution of a much older one
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>>109784301
>WE HIT OR MISS
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>>109787698
The real problem is that the stories Disney are retelling (poorly) arnt even that good at least their rendition of them doesn't really do them justice especially since they haven't made anything good for over a decade
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>>109785655
Soulless
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>>109784999
Yeah...now i want to see an other Shrek movie instead!
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>>109784301
>WE DO DABBILY ZOOMER...
Fuck man, i hope this was a copypasta from an other gay thread, cause i can't even type it all...
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>>109778936
STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM, NOW WE HERE!
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>>109786017
That looks fucking great FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>109786303
No only Jews are Jews you Jew
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>>109788012
it's oc fren
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>>109783975
they bought it from the mom store
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>>109778936
If I had three wishes I'd want
FORTNITE
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>>109786901
>Aladdin is mythology dumbass
no its not. its one of the 1001 tales which is a collection of secular folk tales
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>>109778936
>Think it's just a joke photoshop
>Google it
...
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>>109780921
this is the second most embarrassing
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Western artists never and I mean NEVER stay on model
Hire a japanese if you want on model stuff. not this muh style shit
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>>109778936
Is that his face put on a 3D model?
The CGI is MCU tier.
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>>109785525
Even the hideous french remake of Aladdin had a better Princess Jasmine cast t b h.
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>>109785078
based and smithpilled
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>Complains about blackface
>Blueface is okay
It's Twenty Nineteen people
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DJIINDU
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>>109778936
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>>109778936
I cannot believe this is real, I imagined what a meme version would look like and its actually this
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>>109788268
To be fair, France has millions of Muslim women to choose from.
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>>109781145
>Reddit hates eating shit, so we must eat shit to prove how anti-reddit we are!
Embarrassing, you should probably go back since you love the place so much
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>>109787682
I like it. Do Jada Willow and Jaden.
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>smacks lip meme was almost 4 years ago
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>>109779397
>this soulless corporation rehashing a soulless product they put out at the same time I was a child is retroactively ruining my enjoyment of their original product!
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>>109788817
WE LIVE IN A LAMP
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>>109788871
And America doesn't ? (and the actress isn't muslim as far as I know).
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CHECK EM
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>>109789024
t. Seething eurocuck
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>>109779613
top kek
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>>109779613
lmao
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>>109789027
check my 5
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lmoa the Absolute state of Will Smite
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>>109788817
>Dunnhier in the afterlife
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>>109789027
begone
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>>109779613
Haha
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>>109785510
I saw both of those in theaters, my grandma wanted to see LR and I was naive enough to think the transition didn’t fuck up the Wakoski’s. LR was the more tolerable one.
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What did Tom Cruise do to Will?
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>>109778936
Kek. Probably better than any joke the movie will have.
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>>109778936
Keek
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>>109786017
Too many cooks spoil the broth.
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>>109784413
> it doesn't insult white people like Thor Ragnarok and Black Panther
this is what /pol/ does to your brain
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>>109779951
fucking based
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>>109778936
why does jafar sound like such a fag?
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>>109787289
That wasn't a Disney movie, genius
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Should have cast Ron "I farted and cummed and shitted my pants" Perlman
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>>109778936
Yo listen up here's a story. About a little guy that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue
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>>109778936

Oh lord he looks fucking retarded.
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>>109785525
She’s pretty, but only as Jasmine. Otherwise she just looks like a Pajeet (she is, but still)
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>>109785200
His genie voice sounds too much like Homer.
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Terry Crews would be a better genie
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>>109779613
legit the funniest thing ive heard in months
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"Give me a hug man"
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>>109785572
underrated.
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>>109785560
kek, underrated
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Did nobody, at all, during the entire creation process of this movie, come to the conclusion that maybe they should use more CGI for the genie instead of just painting Will Smith blue?
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>>109782790
Still is. Even if his roles are jokes he'll get hired for anything
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OC,

whacha think.
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>>109779613
>mfw
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>>109781033
https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1522792334381.webm
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>>109784999
Shop looks like Keegan Michael Key, who it should've been from the beginning. Either that or Terry Crews.
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>>109781184
>those crystal-clear pores
nice edit
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DANNY DEVITO AS THE GENIE
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>>109790061

I like to imagine the same scene as in your image except with Sneed giving State of The Union and his old rival Moe sat in Romney's seat clapping and thinking "you did it Sneed, you son of a bitch, you won fair and square - you were always the based one"
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>>109789027
>>109789445

Heh. Amateurs...
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>>109786017
because the modern day Hollywood "artists" dont give a shit about their job or results. Its all just drug induced apathy these days.
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>>109783745
cry more
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jews ruin everything
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>>109781145
fuck you
>>109779951
Based and anyone who disagrees will get shot
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>>109781614
Dude kill yourself
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>>109779613
>they said it was racist or something
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>>109784999
now he looks chad
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>>109785655
this looks like shit
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>>109794752
oh god I wonder how bad it will look when nu-male Jafar becomes a genie
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>>109779613
lel
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>>109779951

based and redpilled. manchildren need to fucking leave
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>>109794887
damn
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>>109787520

It’s actually a class problem. Lower class people tend to be more into escapism which yields fanatical loyalty to their chosen escapist path. Higher class people, and I don’t just mean income bracket I just mean social circles, tend to see media as something to acquire info out of. Case in point my dad is an old school professor at an Ivy League uni, were not rich but the friends I spend time with usually read books that yield some kind of insight or even when they play games or watch a movie they don’t think or talk about that shit a week later. Like “fandoms” is almost exclusively an indicator of low social status and/or new money.
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>>109779613
I don't get it.
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>>109785655
Looks like an asylum production.
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>>109785162
go back to rredit cunt
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>>109785655
looks straight out of bollywood. if i didnt know this was made by disney i would never have guessed
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>>109778936
Now, this is a story all about how
a thief's life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Don't you go far
I'll tell you how Aladdin became the prince of Agrabah

When all was but ether I was born and raised
While the universe was forming, before gods were praised
Bound up, locked up, stuffed in a lamp
my new house ended up in a cave that was damp
When a theif and a sorcerer got up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
The theif gave a rub and then I got out
I told him 'Thanks dude, now, here's what I'm about'

I explained and detailed to him what I could do
Wealth, women, power, yes it was true
Anything that he wanted I could grant in a flash.
Being a thief I expected, 'hell yeah gimme cash!'.

A prince? Oh yeah, now you're made
Dancing down the streets with an elephant parade!
Is this what royalty of Agrabah living like?
Yeah, this kid as a prince might be doing alright.

But wait, he ain't prissy, bourgeois, n' all that
He isn't an actor, he's just an alley rat!
I don't think he'll make it
I'll have to see if he gets far
I hope HE'S prepared to be the prince of Agrabah

Well, the sorceror caught wind and when he got me
There was a great cataclysm and people had to flee
I wasn't trying to be cruel
Ya gotta perceieve
I can only grant wishes, I ain't got no reprieve

Alladin whistled for his rug and when he got on
That sorceror had no chance, he was as good as gone
If anything I couldn't believe what I saw
That this punk little thief had saved Agrabah

They pulled up to the castle after savin' the world
And started lamenting he couldn't marry his girl
Her dad took one look and said
this thief had made it far
Now he sits on his throne as the Prince of Agrabah
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>>109778936
>suddenly will smith is bad
>only good in the 90s
Huh? How is he not the perfect fit for this role? In the og djinni is some dude who laughs at everything and is always happy, will looks like the perfect candidat for me.
>b-but blackwashing
I hate this shit too, especially when it‘s forcing down your throat. But a magical character who is blue potrayed by a black guy who is blue is not bad you faggots. If you cry at everything you see no one will ever take you serious. No wonder criticism against tlj was ‚muh racists‘. You fucks couldn‘t keep quiet because of finn.
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>>109780184
Apparently you call it "Genie"
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>>109796379
It's just standard cliche will smith
boring nowadays
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I hate when movies have pussy looking villains. Ben Kingsley would have been a perfect Jafar
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>>109788197
japs have been outsourcing anime to korea and vietnam for 15 years now and is why it all looks like crap
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>>109784361
>uses zoomer meme
>calls others reddit
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>>109796379
>Huh? How is he not the perfect fit for this role?
I don't want the Genie to sound like a black American saying "yo Aladdin, I finna grant yo wishes, dawg"

If not someone who portrays it like Robin Williams, I'd gladly take a good Arab voice actor who can do cartoony voices. Anything but Tyler Perry Presents: Aladdin
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>>109796520
Well I always found him funny. And I still think he fits perfectly for the role. I did like him in mb3 e.g.
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>>109795782
Based
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>>109796533
He was kino in Prince of Persia
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>>109796533
Just give him some stilts to stand on
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>>109796615
Good thing I watch it dubbed then. But I don‘t think this will happen, does will even use that much slang in his movies?
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>>109787569
who is this
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>>109796360
good shit
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>>109796705
>does will even use that much slang in his movies?
Have you ever seen a Will Smith movie? Every character I can think of that he's played had the same stereotypical comic relief black speech pattern
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eeeyyy yo bruhh watchu mean nunnah dis finna gennie stuff rangin a bell whichu??

Is he literally just doing his prince of bell-air role while painted blue?
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>>109795535
I second this man's opinion. You should kill yourself Reddit lover.
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>>109785655
How the hell do you manage to make a parade look so cheap and underwhelming?
Did they spend all the budget in CGI?
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>>109784999
Now he doesn't look like Will Smith, so what's the point?
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>>109797791
Why should he look like Will Smith?
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>>109779951
Based
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>>109797932
That's the whole idea of casting him in the first place.
People want to watch Will Smith as the genie.
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>>109797932
Because Disney payed Will Smith his Will Smith money and they want return on that overpriced investment
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>>109798024
Nobody wants to watch Will Smith as the genie
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>>109798052
Will Smith doesn't get Will Smith money anymore. Even Netflix can afford Will Smith.
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>>109798078
Probably not, but now people who don't care about Aladdin might go see it because he's in it
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>>109789027
What does the N on his arm mean?
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>>109779613
fucking kek
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>>109797487
I agree that guy should kill himself
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Will Smith is too
When you fuck with the hue
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>>109795365
>>109786017
No, it's because artists don't actually select the final design, that's all on director. I guarantee you the actual artists started with something much closer to the original.
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>>109780184
BLIGGER
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>>109785162
I think I understand now. This movie is basically a deconstruction of Nostalgia. They got a loved movie from the 90s, a loved movie from the 90s, and they're going to throw to the ground and tread all over that thing from the 90s you once loved.
The best way to destroy something is to replace it, and they're opening way so you like their new brainwashing shit they're producing.
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>>109786973

>liberals like to act like cultural differences don't even exist in the first place

until they see a white guy with dreadlocks.
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>>109778936
I'm curious how this is gonna look when he turns into Jack Nicholson, a slot machine, a sheep, a bee etc
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>>109778936
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>>109799809
hoho oh no no no no



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