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has JJ gone too far?
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>>109775289
Looks like her but how the fuck are they going to explain it? Unless its horseshit that is
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>>109775325
The leak says Rey is pregnant with Kylos child, and that Kylo sacrifices himself to save her, but she gets pulled into some kind of force black hole. She wakes up on tattooine with her powers completely gone, is captured by slavers and takes on the name Shmi Skywalker
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>>109775289
I already figured out the plot twist. Mark Zero said one of the new cameos is possibly her father. Either way if JJ explains her powers then I will like TFA w whole lot more. TLJ is still shit.
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>>109775605
So that explains the earlier time travel bullshit. Alright JJ, why is Kylo looking up to someone that shouldn't exist? Vader.
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>>109775605
ha gay
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>>109775816
>Earlier time travel
What ? Where ?
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>>109775605

That would mean Rey fucks her great uncle.

2/10 apply yourself.
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>>109775858
You shouldn't act surprised if you're legit. Fucking months ago, ask any hardcore nerd, there was talk of time travel and this made anons upset
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>>109775979
It was in TLJ ?
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>>109776095
no I think it was in the cartoon (which is pretty good, at least better than the new films, but I haven't seen the latest seasons)
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>>109775289
>timetravel
>all still centered around vader
Vader was the only good thing in starwards and everything they make is still orbiting around him and they cant move away from that. Pathetic. SW is dead and anyone still following this shit should fucking stop.
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>>109775289
I hope this anon was right
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kylo+rey > anakin > leia > kylo
huh? a closed genetic loop?
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>>109776185
Time travel is present in Rebels, not clone wars.
Rebels being a bad cartoon and clone wars actually being interesting, but them main difference is that Rebels was made during Disney so time travel is actually canon (orange buttcheeks was saved by time travel)
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>All these gay shill threads hoping to revive a dead franchise
Just accept it you fucking mouse shills, you gave the keys to the kingdom to a retarded middle age woman with no qualifications aside from nepotistic favor-ism, who proceeded to get the biggest hack to run the franchise into the ground harder than the original hacks D&D could dream up.
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>>109775289
jj abrams moar liek GAY GAY GAYBUMS amirite lel
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>>109776988
This? This is real?
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>>109777043
That's not Rian who posted that tweet
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>>109775895
You mean Anakin fuck his own great grandmother right?
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>>109775605
That is the most retarded shit ive read today
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>>109777144
>Throwing it away as a symbol of your faith in the force
>Throwing it over your shoulder for some shitty marvel like joke
Yep, totally the same thing
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>>109777246
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>>109777231
Wtf is this world? None of this is normal. Get the fuck away from this hyper-entertainment nostalgia manchild drug and do something else.
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>>109775605
Schmeed Skywalker.
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>>109775605
That would be hilarious.
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>>109776690
Ya'know this sounds like the best way they could end it
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>travels back in time to become anakins mothers
>ends up being raped by arabs

sounds good
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>>109775605
This is canon if you read the EU
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>>109777182
Dobson is such a garbage of human being.
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>>109775717
>actually legitimately being retarded enough to believe ANYTHING mike zeroh says
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>>109776185
>no I think it was in the cartoon (which is pretty good, at least better than the new films,

Virginity level: 14,000,000
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What is going on in this thread. What the fuck is with posting random Twitter screenshots?
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>>109777144
>It's as if he'd seen it somewhere before
Ofc he had seen, all they do is copy the previous episodes...
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>>109775289

I can't get over the fact that she looks like a squirrel in heat
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>>109777261
What's so odd is you people bitched that tfa is just a remake of a new hope. Then you bitched that tlj would just be another remake. Then you bitched when it wasn't going to be a remake. Then you bitched that it wasn't a remake.

Move on.
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>>109775605
So Kylo is this guy?
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>>109776988
>Mikey Nu-man
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>>109777185
Luke fucked his sister
JJ is the new potter-er
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>>109778146
Yes #blamethefans
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I don't get it
Is that Rey's father?
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>>109776894
They're starting to believ in conspiracy theories?
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>>109777354
>church of JJ
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>>109778146
>Then you bitched that it wasn't a remake
Lie. Nobody said "I wish this was a remake"
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>>109780323
That's it. Get it down you boy. It will all stop hurting soon.
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>>109777354
>>109777333
>>109777261
Based Pablo, TLJ was incompetent garbage, but TFA was just an absolutely soulless hackjob, which ultimately doomed the franchise. Fuck JJ and fuck his church.
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>>109778146
You should have played it safe like JJ and not get inventive with TLJ
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>>109780437
>Time Travel in the most braindead sci fi story ever
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>>109775605
I think she would just cut herself off the force, which would inadvertently lead to birth of Anakin.

But the general idea is somewhat kino.
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>>109775605
I think an anon said this morning and probably right, no way Disney would let Rey be raped and die by her slave owners
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>>109777378
>"If there's anyone who hates conflict and drama, it's JJ"
>Literally badmouthed Lucas to his badrobots on set, ignored and angered Mark Hamill, blamed fans for being bad guys
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>>109776690
That's both retarded and genius at the same time
>P O E T R Y
>O
>E
>T
>R
>Y
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>>109777495
>JJ wanted a lot of creative control
>creative
>JJ
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>>109777966
lmao at this retard insulting anon
you're on a board discussing star wars, you can pretend you just had a threesome with your hand and your mom but we both know you were alone
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>>109775289
I can't masturbate to this.
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>>109775605
This shit is worst than the Palpatine clones from the old EU

But imagine Disney shills to like it
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>>109777574
Chee seems so broken ever since the announcement of TFA. He's worked so long and so hard to keep a cohesive canon for Star Wars, and then he wasn't even made the head of their "story group" (which doesn't seem to be able to do shit against the retarded wishes of JJ, Rian Johnson and KK)
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>>109775605
That's the single most retarded shit I've ever read in my life
please be true
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>>109775605
Fuck off.
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>>109776690
I don't even fucking get tis at all
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>>109776796
Literally who?
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>>109780832
Tucker Stone
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>>109780654
Fuck off. The Dark Empire saga was enjoyable as fuck.
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>>109778189
That would explain his moronic behavior.
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I am sorry. If Rey doesn't end up strapped into a milking machine, whilst Kylo uses her to breed a new army with his alpha cummies, I am done with Star Wars
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Kylo will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he could be happiest, and he will be at episode I as anakin. Rey who loves Kylo wants to be with him too and wants to be in a time when anakin'd love her, but since he already loves padme she'll go back in time before Kylo is born, and become his mother
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>>109778146
But TLJ lifted most of it's story from Empire with a sprinkling of Returns.
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No matter how bad the “leaks” are, the actual movie will be worse.
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>>109781269
Returns of the Jedi is my favorite Star Wars movie
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The truth about SW9 that nobody here will believe but is true anyway:
Title: Star Wars: Knights
Main Plot: Years after TLJ Rey and Kylo are leading the Empire. Knights of Ren are assigned as Warlord to keep things in check in Empire-controlled space. Rey is in communication with the rebuilding Rebels/Resistance. Yoda is ghost-training new Jedi Knights. No Luke. Leia isn't even mentioned by name, Admiral SJW just says that her predecessor would have hated that Rey was playing such a dangerous double agent game. Phasma turns out to have been with the rebels all along but under such a deep cover that only a handful of resistance leaders knew about her. Lando has a cameo and his casino blows up. He help save the day at the end for like 12 seconds of screen time (he wasn't dead after all but we never learn how he survive).
Kights of Ren VS Jedi Knights is a big theme of the movie. Some solo battles and a big one at the end like in AOTC.
End fight is Rey VS Kylo, but Kylo let himself be killed by Rey in a nod to Obi-Wan's death and Vader's redemption.
Rey is prego by Kylo by the end. She decides to get the fuck out and go live in the unexplored regions with her kid and BB8.
Poe dies. Admiral SJW dies. Lando lives. Yoda's ghost dissapear but it,s unclear if it's for good. Finn and Rose get married. C3PO and R2D2 decide to go exploring the galaxy and their sexuality (that one's a meta joke as the dialogue is very subtextual in that script scene).
What else? Republic is restored. Empire is incorporated into the republic instead of letting them fuck off to fight another day. There is time travel (it's JJA after all), but it's just a new Rey Force Power of going back 1 minute in the past in her own body Quantum Leap-style to change events (Finn dying).
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>>109777325
based
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>>109781717
>Rey and Kylo are together
You missed the last thirty minutes of the last movie then?
>Admiral SJW
You know she is dead?
>No Luke, No Leia
They are listed as starring in the film

Weak
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>>109775605
>somehow can't stop herself getting raped by "sandpeople" despite having mastered force levitation and mind control
lol
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>>109782037
It's also odd how the force ghosts watched and laughed
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>>109781883
>You missed the last thirty minutes of the last movie then?
Movie begins years later. They bypass that plot point.
>You know she is dead?
Not the same character, but could be the same for the way she's portrayed. She's Keri Russell's character.
>They are listed as starring in the film
Only the voice of Leia is heard for a sceond and we see Luke once (a scene from TLJ). It's only in Rey's head while she figures out her Time Travelling Powah and Leia isn't even named during the whole movie.
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>>109782196
Oh so they're really gunning for that under $800 million mark..

Mark Hamill filmed new scenes..

Carrie Fisher is said to have multiple scenes due to old footage..

These are 2 things actually confirmed by Lucasfilm..

C'mon, you can do better than this.. Most of the leaks I've read all have a common theme, yours does not.
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>>109782196
>Last movie ends
>"Join me, and we can rule the galaxy as father and slut"
>"I'll never join you"
>Film ends
>Next film begins
>She has joined him
>This is not explained

I don't see it, but A+ for effort. I didn't think you would reply
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>jj
>explaining shit
You'll cowards even seen lost or fringe or even fuckin felicity?
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>>109782037
Based retard unable to read.
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>>109782431
No, but then I do not consider myself a coward for not exposing myself to shit I know I will not like

>Have you fucking cowards ever stuck your dick into a meat grinder?
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Reminder that there is no theory that can save the franchise and that Disney hates you for caring
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>>109782500
Lost is actually fantastic
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>>109775605
>driver has been playing christensen's father
oh that's totally fine, no issues to see there!
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>>109775605
>be uneducated britbong slag
>go back in time and have kid
>he's obviously hitler but you're too stupid to know it
i guess that makes sense
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>>109782307
>>109782358
There was a problem with Carrie's scenes. They could only salvage the sound (don't ask, I don't know what the problem was. I'm not working in that department).
Mark hamill is presona non grata because of the things he said in interviews and on Twitter. The order came from above JJA or even KK. They're using the milk scene from TLJ just to spite him apparently.

>>109782358
It's not explained, but it's mentioned. Kylo remarks on it. He actually knows she's just a double agent, but he his confident he can turn her or at least get info on the rebels by spying on her.
Oh, and the Time Travel power is because she's pregnant. Or something. It's left ambiguous. Like unborn babies are one with the Force like no other person can be.
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>>109778146
Nobody wanted rey or finn or admiral tumblr or rose etc all we wanted to see was luke, han, chewie, leia and friends in a new adventure. Nobody wanted to see them get cucked by these shitty new characters.
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This is "Anakin's a blue whale" again isn't it? You fucking retards are always wrong
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>>109782731
>implying that bit wasn't cut from the movie because it was spoiled beforehand and ridiculed online
Christensen shot scenes for TLJ. This is fact.
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>>109782686
>Just to spite him
>Franchise fails because you cucked Luke Skywalker
>Best way to solve that is to spite him further
>Think brainlets will actually believe this because it lets them seethe about Disney

You sir, are an immense fucking moron
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>>109782788
>Christensen shot scenes for TLJ. This is fact.
What else do the voices say?
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>>109782686
>unborn babies are one with the force like no other person can be

Yeah, I can see Disney getting all pro life on us at this point, I really can.

Stop sucking on car exhausts. It is making you retarded
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>>109782846
Disney has been doubling down on the OT cuckery, no sign of them backing down anytime soon.
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>>109782731
Well... the sloth WAS in TLJ...
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>>109782889
It's not pro-life, it's pro-motherhood. Pro the link between an unborn child and it's mom.
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>>109782889
BadRobot log is literally I stand with planned parenthood
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>>109782932
>ywn see Mark drink the sweet sweet milk from Hayden's breasts
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>>109781220
So they're ripping off Shadow Hearts
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>>109782899
Doubling down by releasing a Toyline, and videos of them doing sweet animu moves you mean?

Doubling down by making them front and centre of their posters this year?

Stop pretending you have any idea what you are talking about beyond the paranoid delusions that you see in your echochamber
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>>109782937
A fetus is not a baby anon. They are absolutely not going to say that a baby gives you more force or is alive, because that is a pro life message.
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>>109775289
Time to grow up.
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>>109783102
Bill Maher thinks growing up is being single in his sixties and fucking girls forty years younger than him. I might like Star Wars, but at least I can take care of a family and find age appropriate women
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>>109783159
>being single in his sixties and fucking girls forty years younger than him
>this is bad
Christians are fucking pathetic.
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>>109775605

if this is even remotely true I'll never watch another star wars film in my life.
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>>109782720
Eh, thats not even the case. I think the fans simply wanted a new story in the Star Wars universe. I know I did. The SW universe is so big with the potential of so many different stories. Instead the creators decided to just do a shitty remake of the OT. They could have done something different. But nope.
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>>109783186
I am not a christian and it is not bad, but it not the behavior of a man that has ever grown up either.
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>>109783289
This. If no one shat a baby out of their arse or however it works in RotJ, it is not happening here
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>>109783289
Yeah they could do something unrelated to the main characters but they didn't do that. If you're going to use the old gang they should be front and center not playing second fiddle to shitty new characters.
Come the fuck on. You're going to have luke skywalker in your movies but have him do fuck all and then kill him off?
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>>109783289
Yeah this. KOTOR actually is the best spinoff story in the SW universe imo but I know its asking for much. I would have been happy with a new story and a cameo from some of the original cast. That would have been fine.
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>>109775605
Everyone saying this is retarded when the other fucking day you guys were creaming over that reddit “leak” that said it all takes place in Anakin’s head when he’s becoming a force ghost in ROTJ. This actually makes canonical sense despite being also retarded.
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>>109783482
>That Reddit leak
>Started here
>Downvoted into oblivion on Reddit

Don't get salty just because no one likes your fanfiction
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>>109775289
Until JJ shows the full gangrape with actual penetration, he has not gone far enough
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>>109775605
This is already deconfirmed. It's already been said that sheet manipulated the force to have shimi birth Anakin.
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>>109783936
Nigga i saw the threads when it happened and all the prequelfags on here ate that shit up.
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>>109775979
>ask any hardcore nerd
hardcore nerds dont think star wars is interesting you brainlet faggot retard
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>>109775289
>implying Rey isn't a clone of Shmi
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>>109784007
Just because you don't like it doesn't make it reddit you pleb
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>>109783291
Please tell me more family man
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>>109776690
>>109777585

I'd honestly like to keep sequels as self-contained as possible. Quarantine the shit out of them, so I can ignore them as much as possible..
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>>109784443
>having a family is pathetic and beta
The state of this place
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>>109784470
Episode X will take place 100 years in the future, and talk about the descendant of Anakin Skywalker, not Kylo Ren. Luke will appear as the only connection to the other saga films, probably with voice over and RO face though, as he is getting older.
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>>109784228
>Implying Shmi isn't daughter of Rey
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>>109782788
Christensen was never near the new SW. The only time Disney listened to the "fans" was with the whole "prequels suck" and "real sets, practical effects" propaganda.
The whole Force ghost thing came from LucasFilm concept art departement just designing whatever cool shit came to their minds, cause there was no plot outline to work with, so they were basically just doodling their personal fan-fictions, and then Abrams cherry-picked what he thought was cool.
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>>109780568
What did he say about Lucas? Besides the usual underhanded "we're shooting on film guys" crap.
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Gay
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>>109784667
is this picture real?
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>>109784785
The Art of Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Anakin's ghost is also there, basically just wishful thinking of one of the concept artists.
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>>109784785
Unbelievable isn't it?
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>>109784667

This image is so fucking stupid.
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>>109775605
>Shmi Skywalker
>Formerly known as
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>>109775605
EPIC! THE SEQUELS BECOME THE PREQUELS! |

FORCE BLACK HOLE

TIME TRAVEL

TIPS FEDORA

JJ YOU DID IT AGAIN!
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>>109781110
>implying she has breasts decent enough to milk
>implying she is fertile
>implying kylo can even achieve erection without the aid of Lincoln Park
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>>109775289
>gets raped to death by tusken raiders
What a twist
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>>109784267
People were using a reddit screenshot in the OPs. I just assumed it started there. Wherever it started doesn’t make it any less retarded. It’s about as retarded as this 4chan VS Reddit elitism bullshit anyway.
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>>109784917
Kylo's erection is strong and powerful like the rest of him anon
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>>109784917
>Finncels and Poeshitters are mad that Rey's purpose is being a fuckhole for Kylo to win when he comes back to the light
What else is new
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>>109775289
>>109785071
>THIS is a 10/10 Aryan specimen according to white people

>>109780323
AH-BLAGAH-BLAGAH!!
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>>109783102
Bill's retarded and pretends being a jester is somehow grown up, when he can't even quote CS Lewis correctly on what he meant about casting aside childish things
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>>109776749
No wonder he looks inbred.
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>>109776749
No wonder they are all fucked up in the head it's family fucking family.
Kylo is a psycho, Anakin is a psycho, Leia is a drug addict.
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>>109784667

I'll bet you a nickle they do something like this in episode IX...
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>>109785262
Reylo Tumblr fags please go and never, ever return.
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No, she was impregnated by general Hux. She had Anakin as a son and he's blond blue eyed. So Keylo can't be the father.
I would nothing less than LOVE paying to watch the demise/rape/defeat of Rey on the big screen.
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>>109776690
Bad crop, cant read on mobile
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>>109784887
Schmuck
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>>109785317
An yes, the (((white people))) who casted this chestlet.
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>>109775605
If this turns out to be true I can't wait to relentlessly shit on it.
2 years since the last Jack off I need new shitposting ammunition
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>>109778146
We bagged on TFA because it was a copy. We bagged on TLJ because, while original, it was also shit. There's more than one factor at play here anon. If you were going to buy a pair of pants then sure you'd want them to A) be the right size, but you'd also want them to B) be durable and last a long time C) be comfortable and D) not be infested with spiders
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>>109775289
What is this?
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>>109777182
>"media backlash"
We're the consumers, not the (((media)))
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>>109780603
Imagine gettin this buttmad from a shitpost. Get a grip you fucking virgin
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>>109776690
I don't get it, why would Anakin just then be doing the endor bit when it already happened? This makes no sense.
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>>109777043
Yes, Rian changed his name to Ruin
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>>109775605
absolutely dumbest theory I have read
there is ZERO (0) chance that they will turn Rey "masters the force in a day stronk wommin" Sue into a slave girl again
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>>109775605
This would 100 percent cement jj as shit
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>>109775979
this is an embarrassing post
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>>109781220
Sure is Shadow Hearts Covenant in here.
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>>109782982
I didn't realize I NEED this so much.
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>>109791418
Based SHC fan. Why couldn’t Yuri just fuck his own mom?
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>>109783969
It's not really expanded upon, it's just a vision Vader had.
Even if so, it's possible nevertheless that it was the Emperor who caused these events that led to Rey giving birth to Anakin.
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>>109782037
Yeah there exists no way they'd be able to get away with it.
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>Mike Zero said
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>>109782434
how is he wrong
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>>109775717
Is Lando her father?
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>>109775605
Nah, that's definitely not the case.

>But space Leia
Yes, this was a fucking retarded sequence that shouldn't exist, but I get at least the idea behind it. Leia is a Skywalker so she obviously has force powers and she probably (or very certainly) learned a thing or two from Luke. The idea itself fits in the overall Star Wars narrative, just the sequence in its execution was the worst shit I've seen for a long time. Maybe it sounded way better on paper.
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>>109777157
... but they don't? I write this in every thread, but I still don't get the sjw vibes from TLJ or TFA. Especially TLJ is all women being responsible for all the shitty decisions and the males saving what's here to safe. They would fucking die if Luke wouldn't force project himself in front of Kylo and if Rose wouldn't have acted like a shitty teenager even less people would be dead if she had just Finn let drive into the beamer.
Also Poes plan did obviously work and saved more people than it killed and if the shitty pink haired whore told him her plan, they would have ALL survived.
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>>109775717
No explanation can justify her powers in TFA, even if they pulled a revan on her. There’s a reason why protagonists usually aren’t as OP as she is.
It’s a shit movie and a shit character regardless
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>>109791799
No, he's her mother. He was raped by a xenomorph.
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>>109777144
>throwing down the lightsaber as a literal expression of not living by the sword and instead choosing to embrace the force and put faith in your father is the same as some shitty fucking gag
I make fun of SW a lot and even I know that's retarded
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>>109793422
consequences for who
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>>109775605
This is quite possibly the "best" retcon adaptation spoiler to 9 yet.
There's no way they can bring it back, so they just need to go full retard and auger it into the ground.
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>>109793563
I don't think James Mangold really thought it through
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OH NO NO NO
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>>109777182
Why is he a blue bear?
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>>109777325
Formerly Chuck
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>>109793471
The same guy that said this about Abrams' Star Trek II:
>"It's asinine, you know? It's ridiculous. And frustrating, as well, because a lot of hard work and love went into that movie, and all JJ wanted to do was make a film that people really enjoyed. So, to be subject to that level of sort of, like, crass fucking ire, I just say ‘Fuck You’."

Too little, too late. There was lot of love in the prequels, as well. But they weren't made by your fuckbuddy, so it didn't matter. Pegg is such a band-wagoner, it's sad.
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>>109793761
>allow fans to heal

They truly believe that SW fans are some traumatized babies that need safety blankets.
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>>109794071
The same guy also said this about the Plinkett Prequel reviews.
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>>109793367
What if the males are transgay? Will cinephilia stay unruined?
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>Rey gets a horrible ending that basically makes her existence pointless
Too good to be true
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>>109781110

check'd

trips confirm reylo sex scenes
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>>109794166
Execute Order 66 on the haters!
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>>109775605
Am I the only one that thinks this is pure kino?
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>>109794319
Yes. It is pure shit
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>>109794294
>A Good Thing
holy shit do people actually read these blog posts?
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>>109775605
Holy shit I hope this is true. After I saw the Last Jedi (and hated TFA) I literally told people this scenario was the only way to redeem Reys role in all of this bullshit. I said it as a joke and it would be fucking stupid, but they've fucked Star Wars up so bad that this is one of the only ways they could salvage something without doing a hard reset on the whole trilogy.
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>>109794496
Some faggot collected them to make a collage, so I guess so
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>>109775605
its shmi, miman, and dr pavel here
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>>109776934
literally forgot they did a solo movie last year
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>>109775289
She is the circle, made complete.
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>>109781220
>Kylo will die. But his soul will choose to go back in time, the time when he could be happiest with Lily Evans before James Potter cucked him
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>>109795171
Fucking lol
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>>109782524
>Lost is actually another mystery box
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>>109775605
KYLO CONFRIMED FOR PHILLIP FRY. HE'S HIS OWN GREAT GRANDFATHER
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>>109777043
You must actually look like the brainlet meme
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>>109782037
After all that she probably wanted to die...or just lost memory
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>>109776690
I hope the anti force hux leak is real.
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How have we sunk so low (see what I did there) as to have abandoned "he was a good friend"posting
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>>109795959
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KOTOR thread now
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>>109775605
>Kylo Ren
>Kyle Reese
>Time travel impregnated
Arnie with a lightsaber confirmed
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>>109784887
>>109784887
It is spelled Schmi
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*AHEM*

>original trilogy
simple le good vs evil fairytale for boomers and kids

>prequel trilogy
high iq political drama, deep characters and plotpoints
plebs see it as bad only because they dont understand it

>sequel trilogy
reddit
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>>109796341
absolutley based
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>>109796341
based
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>>109796341
prequelchads have arrived
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>>109796341
unironically this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPEvMD0_Gf0
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>>109796498
honestly it would do pretty good if they released it on christmas 2018, probably taking huge chunk off aquamen's BO
I have no clue why they didn't just wait
(I guess they were afraid of fatigue before the big finale or maybe wanted to see if they can get away with 2 SW movies per year)
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>>109796537
REDDITLETTERMEDIA SAID IT WICH MEANS IT MUST BE TRUE
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>>109796537
those are the people who liked TFA and hated RO
how can anybody take their opinions on Star Wars seriously?
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>>109796506
why did the prequels have such good music anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muehxvezYmI
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>>109795616
What's your fucking problem faggot?
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>>109796756
Cause, Lucas pushed Williams to excel, while Abrams and Johnson were just geeking out cause they were in the presence of greatness.
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What's the most credible leak to come out so far?
>inb4 marketing/costumes leaks, talking about actual plot here
>inb4 "star wars doesn't have an actual plot" greentext
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>>109775605
So Rey loves Kylo but knows she can't be with him because Kylo loves jobbing goes back in time and becomes Kylo's great grandmother
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>>109775605
So she has a baby with her own great-grandson?
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>>109775858
It is how Asoka survives the crumbling temple. She is saved via a blackhole time travel portal. And yes that is in Disney canon.
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>>109790628
The events of ST didn't actually happen. It was just a force purgatory that Anakin experiences in the time between dying and appearing as a ghost in front of Luke
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>>109775605
reminder that time travel in nu-wars has been canon for about a year now
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>>109775605
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>>109793367
cinephilia sounds dirty
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>>109796621
That's why you should never forget they said this, they technically got what they wanted in the form of Episode 7. Lucas wasn't involved with that, like they wanted.
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>>109775605
This is so bad and fucking retarded
it’s how I know it’s not fake
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>>109798772

Might've been retarded but would have been more interesting
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>>109798772
>literally hit pieces for purpose of deflection
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>>109798772
I feel really fucking bad for George
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>>109798772
>>109799247
IM SORRY I DIDNT KNOW
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>>109775605
What were they thinking?
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>>109775605
lol that was literally my stupid how to fix it idea I came up with like a year ago or whenever the stupid movie came out, except she also loses her memory.
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>>109798772
Midichlorians are in the next film
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>>109798772
That's the best!!!
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>>109775605
>2deep4me

>>109796341
based
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>>109775289
no, but you have. stop making this thread you cunt
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>>109798727
>Disney can still deflect a failure as a victory
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>>109775605
WITH NO SURVIVORS
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>tfw the prequels had a better premise than new trilogy but were executed like trash
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>>109780696
Unlike Marvel Studios, Lucasfilms' leadership seem to be a complete clusterfuck of incompetent morons on ego trips.
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>>109796756
They had soul
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>>109793520
I enjoyed The Room more than TLJ
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>>109800143
There was Lego Force Awakens too, so that is not all true, also Jedi Fallen Order will release in 2019, honest. Still embarrassing of course.
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>>109800174
>prequels
>soul
i know the sequels are fucking awful but let's not pretend the prequels are the pinnacle of fucking cinematographic storytelling
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>>109799247
He won in the long run. And he's not an internet person, so I fucking doubt he read any of that shit.

But, it's like the same situation like with Liam Neeson. They took one line from that interview he did with James Cameron and run the fucking train on it. Nowhere does he say that the characters would be miniaturized and travel the blood stream like Innerspace. But, he didn't have to. The fact that he opened his mouth was enough to throw him under the bus to deflect from everybody hating TLJ.
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>>109800143
Holy fuck Star Wars galaxies
That brings me back
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>>109800271
Do you think they'll do a Lego Last Jedi?
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>>109800281
Wrong
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>>109800396
I think they will do a Lego Sequel Trilogy game at the end of this year or the middle of next, maybe a Skywalker Saga game with all nine saga movies
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>>109800396
Ea has the sole rights to star wars video games.
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>>109800466
And they signed off on publishing The Lego Force Awakens, so what is your point?
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>friendly reminder that Kasdan was always a hack that built his career by standing on the shoulders of giants.
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>>109800143
Completely disingenuous picture anon
you're leaving out the heaps of mobile only garbage """games""" filled to the brim with micro transactions EA and collaboration companies can't seem to stop shitting out
fuck disney for handling star wars in the worst way possible
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>>109800782
>I knew there was something wrong when I looked at their dialogue and realized I could interchange any of the lines.
kek this reads exactly like someone with an inflated ego
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>>109776690

Most kino ending in all of Star Wars. Especially because The nuwars story remains completely unresolved.
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>>109800782
>continuing a friendship between two characters from the previous film in the series
>bad
Rian Johnson needs to fucking kill himself right now
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https://medium.com/@darryl_37016/i-was-okay-with-the-last-jedi-at-first-693fcdde5ee5

I was okay with The Last Jedi… at first
by Divisive America

When I watched TLJ (The Last Jedi) in theater I can’t say I was awed. It was fun and funny for the most part and I can’t say I hated it either. It had amazing sights and some other things (walrus boobs) that made me want to burn my eyes out, and that moment that jarred me right out of the movie when I thought Leia/Carrie was going to have such a beautiful send off only to go across the screen in a terrible cgi/greenscreen scene and then be in a coma for the rest of the movie save the very end. (Why?)

I have to say, out of the entire film though, the most infuriating part for me was the moment that Rose Tico ‘saved’ Finn. It was the first time I remember feeling something real in the movie and it was jack-hammered straight from my heart and into my gut. I didn’t want Finn to die, but what a great ending for the character. However, even with all that, my feelings towards the movie were more somewhere between ‘liked’ and ‘indifferent’.
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>>109775605

And that's a good thing.
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>>109801181
>>109801181
I remember when I got out of the theater with my wife I saw I had a missed call from my parents. I called them back and they wanted to know what I thought of the movie. I told them it was fine, but I said they’d probably enjoy Jumanji more. I admit though, I’m not the biggest Star Wars fan in the world. I didn’t grow up with Luke as my hero as many people my age did and I wasn’t as invested as many life-long fans are.

When I first heard about the backlash for TLJ I wrote it off as fans that were mad their theories didn’t pan out or something similar and I left it at that. It never even crossed my mind that fans were angry about gender or race, it was just fans who were disappointed and their ridiculous expectations were way over-hyped and they were acting out. Unfortunately the backlash of the prequels made it easy to write off the angry fans of the sequels, it was easy to think they were spoiled brats who just wanted things their way. But my perspective shifted when I went to watch Solo in theater opening day.
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>>109780254
If they believe in it. It's not a conspiracy theory.
They literally think like that
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>>109801264
SOLO Flopped—I realized there was a problem

In Solo, on opening day, the theater was no more busy than it had been any other day and there were rows upon rows of empty seats in the movie. In fact, the audience who attended could be counted on one hand, and this was including my wife and I. Immediately I knew something was off and it became even more strange and empty feeling as the movie started and no one else showed to the viewing.

The media played it off as if it was too soon after TLJ, or there was too much Star Wars saturation in the market and people lost interest. However, I’m not even a hardcore fan of Star Wars and I was there to watch the movie, how could a huge Star Wars fan have been tired of Star Wars if I wasn’t? The media was either outright lying or they, like myself, had been out of touch with what was going on.

The Media Lied—Journalism is no longer about the truth

I started to dig into what was going on and what I found disturbed me to the core. LucasFilm was being, or in the least allowing their employees to be, toxic towards the fans. They called them names, they insinuated that the fans were simply sexist and racist, the called the manbabies and neck-beards. The media wrote articles saying the fans chased Daisy and Kelly off social media and ignored Daisy when she said it was something else.

Ridley has been vocal about quitting social media, and left Instagram last year after a backlash for sharing a post about victims of gun violence.. -TheGuardian

Now, that’s not to say some of Star Wars backlash didn’t have anything to do with Daisy getting off social media, but the media was pushing that Star Wars fans alone were the cause of her shutting down her account.
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>>109800823
all the people going:
>JJ's gonna fix it

This thing is doomed.
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>>109801305
Unfortunately, it does appear that Kelly’s disappearance from social media was strongly decided because she was being personally attacked for her role in the movie. I didn’t like Rose Tico either… but that is not Kelly’s fault, she did a great job in a terrible role.

It wasn’t their words, it’s that I started to believe them.—Kelly Tran

I feel that I speak perhaps not for, but with, the majority of fans who love Star Wars but disliked The Last Jedi. The character Rose was not bad because of gender or race, she was bad because she was written bad and any discontent that anyone has towards the character should be directed at the ones who created her (and in a way that isn’t devaluing), not Kelly. However, the media latched on to the easy traffic that translated to easy money and went for a ride at the cost of everyone involved.

I’m not going to claim that everyone who hates Kelly Marie Tran’s delightful character is racist or sexist, although I know for a fact that some of them are. I’m going to go a step further and say that they’re also heartless.—John DiLillo NYULocal

The media created a massive wave that attacked fans for not liking the movie and Lucasfilm’s employees decided to lash out as well.
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>>109801343
LucasFilm Employees—Aggressive stances towards fans

The thing I found the most disturbing in all of this was the apparent aggression given by the directors themselves towards the fans.

What we talk about when we talk about manbabies --@rianjohnson

“Star Wars is a big galaxy, and you can sort of find almost anything you want to in Star Wars. If you are someone who feels threatened by women and needs to lash out against them, you can probably find an enemy in Star Wars.You can probably look at the first movie that George [Lucas] did [Star Wars: A New Hope] and say that Leia was too outspoken, or she was too tough.—JJ Abrams to IndieWire
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>>109801422
IndieWire—Baits a war between fans for clicks and money

To be fair, the above quote from JJ Abrams could be seen as only directed to those who have openly made a case against the women characters for no other reason aside from the fact they are women and IndieWire wrote the title and article in such a way as to cause a stir. More clicks means more money after all.

J.J. Abrams: #StarWars Fans Who Didn’t Like ‘Last Jedi’ Are ‘Threatened’ By Women (Exclusive) --@IndieWire

Look at that beautifully written bait of a title. When we look a the title in comparison to what was said, well… IndieWire appears to be fishing and fans who were already emotional swallowed that hook whole.

IndieWire gives the quote below by JJ Abrams but never really tells us in what context he said it. I have a feeling JJ Abrams might have become a victim of a media outlet that wanted to cash in on such a hot and controversial topic.
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>>109801470
“Their problem isn’t ‘Star Wars,’ their problem is being threatened.”

Media and Lucasfilm—Pretending to care while silencing minorities

I think the worst thing that LucasFilm and the media has done though is to silence the minority, those who are not straight white males, while pretending to defend them and their voice. Below is a playlist of ‘manbabies’ who did not like TLJ, it is named ironically as all the videos feature women and their distaste for what LucasFilm has done to Star Wars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PLAQsmJK8rfv8GDFmgtrvqJaO4LNrJ6dTO&v=3G2CT5sxbUI
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>>109801512
Conclusion—LucasFilm is out of touch with Star Wars fans

I could honestly go on and on about this issue with Star Wars, I could go on and on about how when I started listening to the complaints that the fans had I started to realize they were the ones in the right and they were unfortunately being silenced through aggressive tactics to make them seem like racists and sexists. The narrative that was being pushed is the people who hated it were toxic, and to even speak out against the movie was to label yourself a bigot. It became clear to me that the movie was not good, and that the defense of the movie almost always came down to attacks on character.

LucasFilm has successfully alienated a significant portion of the fans by trying to ‘make Star Wars for everyone’ when anyone who isn’t a child would have already told you, it is for everyone.
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>>109781371
Shut the fuck up
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>>109797923
Kino
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>>109780879
I want a road movie with Tucker Stone and Tucker Carlson
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>commercial instincts
>gift for salemanship
>skilled with reboots
>machinery operator
Hollywood happy merchants love him



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