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>Saturday night
Why are you here?
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>>108413966
recovering from an awesome friday night 4 u
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>>108413966
My car doesn't have insurance yet. I CAN'T WAIT TO DRIVE IT
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jackin it to fat chicks til my balls ache
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It's snowing and there's too many Asians on the road who can't drive.
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>>108414490
based
>>108414097
based
>>108414465
somewhat based
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>no more replies
>means even other anons are out partying and I'm still here
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Why am i here? To banepost and goosepost like i do every day, today is no different.
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>>108413966
snowed in
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>>108413966
i'm here because i'm gettin fuckin drunk bro!!!!!! pull up a chair, grab a beer, tip a janny
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>>108415045
>anons are all hanging out with each other and we didn't even get an invite
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>>108413966
Because I've become addicted to isolation after the discovery that 99% of my problems could be solved by practicing semen retention.
Receding hairline? Fixed. Low energy? Fixed. No ambition? fixed.
The only downside is I've become so accustomed to spending so much time alone that I have no desire to go out anymore, because I know I'll progress more if I stay in, listen to music, exercise, play guitar, etc.
Life is like an RPG. I'd rather be alone grinding than in the city where it's laggy and annoying as fuck.
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>>108415143
I think all groups end up being like that, inevitably. Even if you have a group full of losers, there will be a few who are less loser than the rest and who become the popular ones who shun the rest.
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my work friends offered to take me out for drinks for my birthday next weekend and i thanked them and am letting them. this is my first time having friends in a year and i'm afraid i'll fuck it up somehow. it's a new job and i don't know them very well but they're a cheerful group and i get along with them all i just am a social autist. anyone have advice? for this character i mean
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>>108413966
i did too much cocaine last night and didn't get any sleep so i'm not going out again tonight
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>>108415472
Oh man, I don't think I have advice but I'm happy for you, it sounds great
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recovering from minor surgery

I popped some oxy so I'm high af
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I've spent the whole day and night studying for exams, deserve a break before watching The Sopranos
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i don't know. i just havent gone anywhere today
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>>108414097
kill yourself normalfag
>>108414465
kill yourself youngfag
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>>108415538
>character snorts cocaine
>does a silly face right afterwards
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>>108415538
>>108415581
based
>>108415539
thanks anon
>>108415545
i saw you in another thread, i hope the bleeding stops
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>>108415545
>af
zoomer nigger
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>>108415580
youngfag!? why? do old people just go out and drive without insurance? because that's extremely fucking ilegal where I live
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>>108414490
based
Same here
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>>108415580
>kill yourself youngfag
t. boomer that drives a Pinto
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>>108415538
good gringo
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>>108415472
drink a bit to loosen up but do NOT get drunk. Its a good opportunity to get to know your pals better since everyone will be chilled out, friendly and it'll less awkward because alcohol. Try to interact with everyone instead of just 1 or 2
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>>108415732
>pinto = literally penis in portuguese
>tfw no penis to drive around in
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>>108415684
>youngfag!?
yep, reddit nigger too by the looks of it.
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found out the chick ive been dating for 3 weeks has bpd so im drinking to forget her existence
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>>108413966
I know I am not wanted so I stay home.
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>>108415732
>t. boomer
>its an underage memeing queer episode.
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>>108415808
fuck off edgelord, I don't use reddit
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>>108415837
sounds healthy, especially mentally
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>>108415755
i'll try my best. it's for my 21st so my older brother is coming too since he wanted to be there on my 21st, all my coworkers are his age like 26-28. i'm gonna have my brother keep me in line because i have a hard time controlling myself with alcohol and legitimately think i'm an alcoholic since it runs in my family
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>>108415837
Babies first heartbreak
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>>108415837
I'd rather date a bpd qt than nobody at all. Tfw 25 year old khv.
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>>108415881
and to top it off you're a 90s born queer. how embarrassing.
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>>108415837
whatever you do don't continue dating her i dated a bitch with bpd and she ruined my life, not even exaggerating. lost all my "friends" because she cried rape when i very clearly asked for consent before we had sex to try and prevent that kind of thing from ever happening to me but i still got got
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>>108415837
how'd you find out? she cucked you?
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>>108415251
the virgin virgin vs the chad virgin
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>>108415907
You're going to make a fool of yourself
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>>108415959
>quoting yoda
fuck off prequelfag
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>>108415973
Yeah I dumped her ass the second I found out, I've dealt with crazy bpd women throwing random rape accusations at me in the past after fucking them so I'm not falling for it again.
>>108415983
No she just told me via text message
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>>108415983
I can't wait for VR interactive porn that lets me have sex with a digital Aubrey Plaza
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>>108415943
Trust me you don't ever want anything to do with bpd women. They're the kind of evil that will drive everyone you love away from you while stealing all of your money, cheating on you and accusing you of rape/abuse.
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>>108416037
are you really so young and retarded that you dont think that phrase was in use prior to 2002?
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>>108416084
best of luck anon. you'll find someone else
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>>108416022
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>>108416157
SEETHING
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I'm actually at work right now
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>>108416195
Thanks anon. It's a shame the 10/10 hot as fuck chicks always turn out to be batshit insane.
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>>108416338
agreed
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I'm marinating in my own farts under three blankets, I might take a nap.
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>>108413966
Im eating dinner with my parents then I'm meeting some people at a bar
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>>108415145
>semen retention
For real does this actually work is this just a meme?
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108416247
>SEETHING
Embarrassing kiddo
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I moved to a new city and I can't work up the courage to get on tinder or get out of my apartment for long.
My co-workers are all norms and now that they're realizing I haven't had a gf for 6 months I've been asked if I'm gay multiple times.
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>>108415907
Find an excuse not to go, this isnt going to end well.
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>>108416401
>>108416556
Kill yourself normalfag
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>>108416410
It does. I didn't mention it but I also ingest other mens' semen to further the effects of semen retention. I don't like doing it but it works
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>>108416655
The fuck is your problem? Plenty of abnormal people go to bars
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>>108413966
I saw a story that Tom Hardy named his son Bane, and I hoped /TV/ had a sticky discussing it.
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I just want a hug
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>>108416759
Based, hopefully black men’s semen btw - it works the best.
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>>108416655
unfortunately having a job and your own home doesn't make your normal. years of isolation have crippled me. I'm working on it though
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>>108416596
baka i'm looking forward to it i don't wanna bail
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>>108416765
Kill yourself normalfag
>>108416857
Kill yourself tinderfag
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>>108416811
>/TV/
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>>108416989
When your humiliation is carried over in to your work life don't say you weren't warned.
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>>108415580
>>108416655
>>108417042
SEETHING
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>Why are you here?
Because im a bitter jaded opiate junkie who would rather nod out alone at home than expose myself to society
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>>108417209
You best start believing in society, you're in one.
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>>108416821
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Because i isolated my self and destroyed my social skills.
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>>108413966
Actually I'm going out with a few buddies here in like a half hour. Well, more of just 4 of us going over to one of their houses and chilling a bit. But I'd rather have that than a full blown party or going out. I'm getting too old for that shit.
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>>108413966
Went out yesterday
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>>108415545
Similar situation. Got a plate on my collarbone a couple days ago, oxy just making me drowsy though. Gf was here earlier and i managed to but and then my mom brought me a Hawaiian pizza.

Just gonna watch shit while passing out randomly.
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>>108417343
>i isolated my self and destroyed my social skills.
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>>108417343
You never had social skills to begin with. I'm I right?
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because ive had a migraine for 6 months and i want to die
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>>108417203
underage
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>>108413966
Because I go back to college tomorrow and I would hate moving hungover. a QT that I used to bang was asked me where I was last week she was upset that I wasn't back yet. Wish me luck, bros
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>>108415837
>three weeks
>need to forget about her

My ex had bpd and I was with her for over three years.
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>>108417598
Three years? why?
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I've spent hundreds of dollars on girlfriend audios. I will spend more in the near future
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cedWvuxwbc

Just be present anon. Be in the now.

Angels will take care of you.
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Didn't go play Magic the Gathering tonight with friends. Stayed in with cats, watching old South Park and lazily browsing since no games interest me right now. Might make some tea and shop for some slippers. Gets cold.
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i draw
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>>108417183
fair enough
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>>108414490
Anyone in particular?
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>>108417848
absolutely based and redpilled
>>108417945
comfypilled. mtg is based but cats and south park is just as based. i got some slippers a month ago and i wear them daily, good investment
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>>108417954
Drive is the Taxi Driver of our generation.

There are so many similarities. It's impossible that the director didn't get inspired by Taxi Driver to make Drive.

What do you think fellow real human being?

Are movies like Taxi Driver and Drive made for sad and solitary men. Are those the equivalent to romantic movies like The Notebook for women??
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Being a /tv/ lad and bingewatching GOT so I can debate and own everyone in the coming GOT threads.
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>>108417848
do you try and find one girl you really like or prefer to have a wide variety?
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>>108417692
She was really hot and we loved each other. She had a lot of great personality traits, just too bad about that mental illness.
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>>108418148
Kill yourself reddit nigger
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>>108418203
embarrassing tourist.
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>>108418148
>r*ddit spacinng
>double question mark
>dumbass obvious conclusion
shut up you stupid piece of shit
never post here again
especially on a saturday night
except if it's to say "im gonna kill myself"
derailing these fucking threads with your stupid comments
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>>108418212
I generally stick to one. I used to go to one regularly, but she got popular and her prices were too much. The one I go to now is far less expensive and just as talented. It's hard to find quality actresses who aren't expensive as hell.
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>>108413966
i kissed her, /tv/, and she kissed back
i'm here because the evening's over, and it's bittersweet
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>>108418277
Alex, pls go.
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>>108418392
she kissed your back? what a fucking weirdo! *wink*
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>>108418301
autist
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>>108418310
Do you try and picture her with you as she's talking?
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>>108418487
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>>108418225
>>108418301
What problem do you have with reddit?
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>>108413966
Because I'm seeing Mastodon during the week instead of going out tonight, Big Guy.
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>>108418528
Yes. I imagine her in bed with me and my arms around her. Usually they end up looking like past crushes, at least in my head
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>>108413966
No friends
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>>108418487
normalfag
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>>108418611
stupid hivemind "individuals." never think for themselves. exploding when someone says something controversial. eliminating posts by downvoting them to oblivion if they disagree with someone. dying for female attention and white knighting every chance they get.
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>>108418837
you really bothered to explain it?
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>>108418837
>stupid hivemind "individuals." never think for themselves.
It happens on 4chan too.

>exploding when someone says something controversial.
It just happened to me here because people here think that if you use spaces in your posts you are from reddit. When I only were in reddit years ago and for some months.

> dying for female attention and white knighting every chance they get.
This can't happen here because the majority are either virgins or incels.

>eliminating posts by downvoting them to oblivion if they disagree with someone.
Happen here too.

At least in reddit there is order not like this that there are anime, trannies and other filth in many boards. Also, there is no edgy kids posting porn or gore in the worng boards to "raid" or "disrupt" boards. Ohhhhh I'm sooo hacker doing this.
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>>108415654
>i saw you in another thread, i hope the bleeding stops

thanks family. I cleaned my butt out and there hasn't been a ton of blood since thankfully
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>>108419162
based buttcleaning.
>>108418301
>>108418837
>>108419002
>>108419059
check the first word of every sentence retards. reddit falling for bait
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>>108417343
Are you me?
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>>108413966
Drinking cheap Scotch and listening to Miley Cyrus. This is what my life has come to.
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>>108419744
is this a bane prequel?
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>>108413966
Im stuck visiting my parents

>alcohol free house

Fucking kill me famalam
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>>108419806
Yeah, and Taboo is the prequel to that prequel.
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>>108419744
>listening to Miley Cyrus.
Why in the hell are you doing that?
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>>108420409
I like nearly all genres of music, and YT recommended me some Cyrus and thought eh Adore You is alright.
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Just got home from work. Work again at 9 AM tomorrow. What the fuck else is there to do
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>>108416387
real human being
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>>108420586
Where are you and you work at 9am on a Sunday? The Lord's day?
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>>108419059
>At least in reddit there is order not like this
Then fuck off back to your website, dumb manchild
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>>108421314
based
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>>108421314
basedo
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>>108421314
Order is important. If I want to watch gore or porn I go to the specific boards for that. But all of those who post "Meanwhile in Netflix" and post a blacked webm in /tv/ are the real manchild not me.
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>>108421600
>if I want to watch gore
You are the normiest of normies
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>>108421600
hahah le epic comment is epic!
upvoted good sir xdd
:)
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>>108420925
wageslave chef at a restaurant. And no, not fast food or dennys
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>>108421600
>real manchild
Are you a hole?
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>>108421704
I wish you all the best.
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I have no life or friends and I don't want to be around my family. I just want to post my waifu on /tv/ and jerk off.
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Just came back from a crazy nice techno party and im laying in bed just now realizing how drunk I am. It's 5AM right now.
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I have to work tomorrow
Although I wouldn't be doing anything tonight even if I had Sunday off



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