>Saturday nightWhy are you here?
>>108413966recovering from an awesome friday night 4 u
>>108413966My car doesn't have insurance yet. I CAN'T WAIT TO DRIVE IT
jackin it to fat chicks til my balls ache
It's snowing and there's too many Asians on the road who can't drive.
>no more replies>means even other anons are out partying and I'm still here
Why am i here? To banepost and goosepost like i do every day, today is no different.
>>108413966i'm here because i'm gettin fuckin drunk bro!!!!!! pull up a chair, grab a beer, tip a janny
>>108415045>anons are all hanging out with each other and we didn't even get an invite
>>108413966Because I've become addicted to isolation after the discovery that 99% of my problems could be solved by practicing semen retention.Receding hairline? Fixed. Low energy? Fixed. No ambition? fixed. The only downside is I've become so accustomed to spending so much time alone that I have no desire to go out anymore, because I know I'll progress more if I stay in, listen to music, exercise, play guitar, etc.Life is like an RPG. I'd rather be alone grinding than in the city where it's laggy and annoying as fuck.
>>108415143I think all groups end up being like that, inevitably. Even if you have a group full of losers, there will be a few who are less loser than the rest and who become the popular ones who shun the rest.
my work friends offered to take me out for drinks for my birthday next weekend and i thanked them and am letting them. this is my first time having friends in a year and i'm afraid i'll fuck it up somehow. it's a new job and i don't know them very well but they're a cheerful group and i get along with them all i just am a social autist. anyone have advice? for this character i mean
>>108413966i did too much cocaine last night and didn't get any sleep so i'm not going out again tonight
>>108415472Oh man, I don't think I have advice but I'm happy for you, it sounds great
recovering from minor surgeryI popped some oxy so I'm high af
I've spent the whole day and night studying for exams, deserve a break before watching The Sopranos
i don't know. i just havent gone anywhere today
>>108414097kill yourself normalfag >>108414465kill yourself youngfag
>>108415538>character snorts cocaine>does a silly face right afterwards
>>108415538>>108415581based>>108415539thanks anon>>108415545i saw you in another thread, i hope the bleeding stops
>>108415580youngfag!? why? do old people just go out and drive without insurance? because that's extremely fucking ilegal where I live
>>108415580>kill yourself youngfagt. boomer that drives a Pinto
>>108415472drink a bit to loosen up but do NOT get drunk. Its a good opportunity to get to know your pals better since everyone will be chilled out, friendly and it'll less awkward because alcohol. Try to interact with everyone instead of just 1 or 2
>>108415732>pinto = literally penis in portuguese>tfw no penis to drive around in
>>108415684>youngfag!?yep, reddit nigger too by the looks of it.
found out the chick ive been dating for 3 weeks has bpd so im drinking to forget her existence
>>108413966I know I am not wanted so I stay home.
>>108415732>t. boomer>its an underage memeing queer episode.
>>108415808fuck off edgelord, I don't use reddit
>>108415837sounds healthy, especially mentally
>>108415755i'll try my best. it's for my 21st so my older brother is coming too since he wanted to be there on my 21st, all my coworkers are his age like 26-28. i'm gonna have my brother keep me in line because i have a hard time controlling myself with alcohol and legitimately think i'm an alcoholic since it runs in my family
>>108415837Babies first heartbreak
>>108415837I'd rather date a bpd qt than nobody at all. Tfw 25 year old khv.
>>108415881and to top it off you're a 90s born queer. how embarrassing.
>>108415837whatever you do don't continue dating her i dated a bitch with bpd and she ruined my life, not even exaggerating. lost all my "friends" because she cried rape when i very clearly asked for consent before we had sex to try and prevent that kind of thing from ever happening to me but i still got got
>>108415837how'd you find out? she cucked you?
>>108415251the virgin virgin vs the chad virgin
>>108415907You're going to make a fool of yourself
>>108415959>quoting yodafuck off prequelfag
>>108415973Yeah I dumped her ass the second I found out, I've dealt with crazy bpd women throwing random rape accusations at me in the past after fucking them so I'm not falling for it again.>>108415983No she just told me via text message
>>108415983I can't wait for VR interactive porn that lets me have sex with a digital Aubrey Plaza
>>108415943Trust me you don't ever want anything to do with bpd women. They're the kind of evil that will drive everyone you love away from you while stealing all of your money, cheating on you and accusing you of rape/abuse.
>>108416037are you really so young and retarded that you dont think that phrase was in use prior to 2002?
>>108416084best of luck anon. you'll find someone else
I'm actually at work right now
>>108416195Thanks anon. It's a shame the 10/10 hot as fuck chicks always turn out to be batshit insane.
I'm marinating in my own farts under three blankets, I might take a nap.
>>108413966Im eating dinner with my parents then I'm meeting some people at a bar
>>108415145>semen retentionFor real does this actually work is this just a meme?
I moved to a new city and I can't work up the courage to get on tinder or get out of my apartment for long. My co-workers are all norms and now that they're realizing I haven't had a gf for 6 months I've been asked if I'm gay multiple times.
>>108415907Find an excuse not to go, this isnt going to end well.
>>108416401>>108416556Kill yourself normalfag
>>108416410It does. I didn't mention it but I also ingest other mens' semen to further the effects of semen retention. I don't like doing it but it works
>>108416655The fuck is your problem? Plenty of abnormal people go to bars
>>108413966I saw a story that Tom Hardy named his son Bane, and I hoped /TV/ had a sticky discussing it.
I just want a hug
>>108416759Based, hopefully black men’s semen btw - it works the best.
>>108416655unfortunately having a job and your own home doesn't make your normal. years of isolation have crippled me. I'm working on it though
>>108416596baka i'm looking forward to it i don't wanna bail
>>108416765Kill yourself normalfag >>108416857Kill yourself tinderfag
>>108416989When your humiliation is carried over in to your work life don't say you weren't warned.
>Why are you here?Because im a bitter jaded opiate junkie who would rather nod out alone at home than expose myself to society
>>108417209You best start believing in society, you're in one.
Because i isolated my self and destroyed my social skills.
>>108413966Actually I'm going out with a few buddies here in like a half hour. Well, more of just 4 of us going over to one of their houses and chilling a bit. But I'd rather have that than a full blown party or going out. I'm getting too old for that shit.
>>108413966Went out yesterday
>>108415545Similar situation. Got a plate on my collarbone a couple days ago, oxy just making me drowsy though. Gf was here earlier and i managed to but and then my mom brought me a Hawaiian pizza.Just gonna watch shit while passing out randomly.
>>108417343>i isolated my self and destroyed my social skills.
>>108417343You never had social skills to begin with. I'm I right?
because ive had a migraine for 6 months and i want to die
>>108413966Because I go back to college tomorrow and I would hate moving hungover. a QT that I used to bang was asked me where I was last week she was upset that I wasn't back yet. Wish me luck, bros
>>108415837>three weeks>need to forget about herMy ex had bpd and I was with her for over three years.
>>108417598Three years? why?
I've spent hundreds of dollars on girlfriend audios. I will spend more in the near future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cedWvuxwbcJust be present anon. Be in the now.Angels will take care of you.
Didn't go play Magic the Gathering tonight with friends. Stayed in with cats, watching old South Park and lazily browsing since no games interest me right now. Might make some tea and shop for some slippers. Gets cold.
>>108414490Anyone in particular?
>>108417848absolutely based and redpilled>>108417945comfypilled. mtg is based but cats and south park is just as based. i got some slippers a month ago and i wear them daily, good investment
>>108417954Drive is the Taxi Driver of our generation.There are so many similarities. It's impossible that the director didn't get inspired by Taxi Driver to make Drive.What do you think fellow real human being?Are movies like Taxi Driver and Drive made for sad and solitary men. Are those the equivalent to romantic movies like The Notebook for women??
Being a /tv/ lad and bingewatching GOT so I can debate and own everyone in the coming GOT threads.
>>108417848do you try and find one girl you really like or prefer to have a wide variety?
>>108417692She was really hot and we loved each other. She had a lot of great personality traits, just too bad about that mental illness.
>>108418148Kill yourself reddit nigger
>>108418148>r*ddit spacinng>double question mark>dumbass obvious conclusionshut up you stupid piece of shitnever post here againespecially on a saturday nightexcept if it's to say "im gonna kill myself"derailing these fucking threads with your stupid comments
>>108418212I generally stick to one. I used to go to one regularly, but she got popular and her prices were too much. The one I go to now is far less expensive and just as talented. It's hard to find quality actresses who aren't expensive as hell.
>>108413966i kissed her, /tv/, and she kissed backi'm here because the evening's over, and it's bittersweet
>>108418277Alex, pls go.
>>108418392she kissed your back? what a fucking weirdo! *wink*
>>108418310Do you try and picture her with you as she's talking?
>>108418225>>108418301What problem do you have with reddit?
>>108413966Because I'm seeing Mastodon during the week instead of going out tonight, Big Guy.
>>108418528Yes. I imagine her in bed with me and my arms around her. Usually they end up looking like past crushes, at least in my head
>>108418611stupid hivemind "individuals." never think for themselves. exploding when someone says something controversial. eliminating posts by downvoting them to oblivion if they disagree with someone. dying for female attention and white knighting every chance they get.
>>108418837you really bothered to explain it?
>>108418837>stupid hivemind "individuals." never think for themselves.It happens on 4chan too.>exploding when someone says something controversial.It just happened to me here because people here think that if you use spaces in your posts you are from reddit. When I only were in reddit years ago and for some months.> dying for female attention and white knighting every chance they get.This can't happen here because the majority are either virgins or incels.>eliminating posts by downvoting them to oblivion if they disagree with someone.Happen here too.At least in reddit there is order not like this that there are anime, trannies and other filth in many boards. Also, there is no edgy kids posting porn or gore in the worng boards to "raid" or "disrupt" boards. Ohhhhh I'm sooo hacker doing this.
>>108415654>i saw you in another thread, i hope the bleeding stopsthanks family. I cleaned my butt out and there hasn't been a ton of blood since thankfully
>>108419162based buttcleaning.>>108418301>>108418837>>108419002>>108419059check the first word of every sentence retards. reddit falling for bait
>>108417343Are you me?
>>108413966Drinking cheap Scotch and listening to Miley Cyrus. This is what my life has come to.
>>108419744is this a bane prequel?
>>108413966Im stuck visiting my parents>alcohol free houseFucking kill me famalam
>>108419806Yeah, and Taboo is the prequel to that prequel.
>>108419744>listening to Miley Cyrus.Why in the hell are you doing that?
>>108420409I like nearly all genres of music, and YT recommended me some Cyrus and thought eh Adore You is alright.
Just got home from work. Work again at 9 AM tomorrow. What the fuck else is there to do
>>108416387real human being
>>108420586Where are you and you work at 9am on a Sunday? The Lord's day?
>>108419059>At least in reddit there is order not like thisThen fuck off back to your website, dumb manchild
>>108421314Order is important. If I want to watch gore or porn I go to the specific boards for that. But all of those who post "Meanwhile in Netflix" and post a blacked webm in /tv/ are the real manchild not me.
>>108421600>if I want to watch goreYou are the normiest of normies
>>108421600hahah le epic comment is epic!upvoted good sir xdd:)
>>108420925wageslave chef at a restaurant. And no, not fast food or dennys
>>108421600>real manchildAre you a hole?
>>108421704I wish you all the best.
I have no life or friends and I don't want to be around my family. I just want to post my waifu on /tv/ and jerk off.
Just came back from a crazy nice techno party and im laying in bed just now realizing how drunk I am. It's 5AM right now.
I have to work tomorrowAlthough I wouldn't be doing anything tonight even if I had Sunday off