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*mic drop* comments from celebs
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>>108413532
>(((samberg)))
every time indeed
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>>108413532
He sounds mad and looks jewish.
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>"MY FARTGINA STINKS!"
>*makes farting noises into microphone for 90 straight seconds to raucous applause*
That's my set, folks. Don't forget to tip your waitperson.
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>>108413532
Women aren't funny as a rule. The ration is about 1 in 10,000 Funny men to funny women. I'm convinced that those women are only funny because their brain chemistry makes them think like men.
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Anyone that mic drops is a coon.
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>>108413847
>Anyone that mic drops is a coon.
What if they're just clumsy?
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>>108413532
literally who the fuck says that? is that some kind of meme they invented to fight on the internet?
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>provides no examples
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>>108413899
says what?
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>>108413532
Name funny women.
Tina Fey has made me chuckle a couple times.
Despite not being a comedian, Maggie Smith has solid timing and has had a few humorous moments in her various roles.
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>>108414162
Thats a hard one. Ellen Degenerate? Lisa Kudrow? I still can't figure out why women aren't funny, women sure are strange
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>>108413532
>implying this isnt a skint
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>>108414414
>I still can't figure out why women aren't funny, women sure are strange

Chris Hitchens explains all the way thru why women aren't funny.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7izJggqCoA
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>>108414562
clearly an alt-right bigot
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>>108414562
Based Hitchens
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>>108414162

Joan Rivers and Tina Fey I think?
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>>108415193
What's a good Tina Fey joke?
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>LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY PERIOOOOOOOOD
every single female comedian
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>>108414562
>doesn't believe in God
>God kills him
you can't make this stuff up
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>>108415284
Jesus Christ believed in God and God killed him at a younger age
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>>108414162
>>108415193
Tina Fey is probably my favorite working female in comedy, but her skills are much more as a writer than an actor. The writing for 30 Rock is some of my favorite in every television show, but her character is eclipsed (albeit purposely) by the other cast members.
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his soulless jew face offends me
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Joan Rivers was the only good one. Other females can be funny in movies or shows or whatever, but I can't think of another female standup comedian that can compete to Joan
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>>108415342
technically believed in himself and killed himself
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>>108415243

Numerous ones she wrote for Meangirls.

>>108415388

Definitely agree with this.
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>>108415823
>Numerous ones she wrote for Meangirls.
Such as?
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>>108413627
that OP pic is a little old, Andy Samberg is full goblin mode now, and angrier than ever of course
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>>108413532

i really think jews are matriarchal . i think thats why they freak when everyone's not constantly promoting them
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women arent funny and thats a good thing
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>>108413532
I've found a lot of women to be funny in casual conversation, but for some reason there are very few that can do it professionally.
I assume it's the same reason why women aren't as successful as men in most fields. They lack the desperate drive to succeed, as their lives don't depend on it.
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>>108416006
not him but are you retarded lol
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>>108414162
Joan rivers
Maria Bramford
Rachel Feinstein
That’s all I got
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>>108416129
>not him
lol
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>>108416139
Bamford*
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>>108416050
>i really think jews are matriarchal
Makes sense, ""ethnic Judaism"" can only be passed down by the mother.
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>>108416139
*Brapfart
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>>108416075
To be honest Ellen Degeneres is actually funny sometimes.
>inb4 """""""""""""woman"""""""""""
Some women in certain comedy sketches, like Lauren Lapkus, can be funny. The point is that women can't be both funny AND sexy. They have to choose one.
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>>108416129
>she's funny because of this movie
>but i can't remember any of the jokes
>also i'm not me
sounds hilarious
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>>108416214
Same with men. There are very few Chad comedians. Because ugly guys have to rely on humor to get laid.
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>>108416312
it's all so tiresome
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I agree with Andy. I double over in tears every time I watch a woman try to do the most basic task and manage to screw it up.
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>>108416351
Good point, Idk why I didn't notice that but it's indeed true
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>>108416075

They say only men are funny, but I don't think that's true. Just look at Hannah Gadsby, he's not funny at all.
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>>108416351
they just have to say as much offensive stuff as they can since they know they can't pull off self-deprecating humor
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>>108416408
>here's """proof""" i didn't post this (from my phone)
lol
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>>108415477
dubs but invokes modalist fallacy so bad post
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>>108416496
>he's not funny at all
and neither are you
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>>108413532
So where are all these funny women? And no, some fat jewish pig chortling about her period blood and queefs is not funny.
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>>108416139
Lucille Ball and Julia Louis-Dreyfus are very talented comedic actresses. Rita Rudner is a fastastic stand-up comedienne that I wish more people knew.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flEFxzrQPGM
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You wouldn't be cracking any good jokes if you'd been oppressed literally since the dawn of humanity. Furthermore, that's not to say women arent funny. In fact, now that women are actually getting a chance to thrive, they are outdoing men in comedy, if not pretty much everything else.
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>>108413532
oy vey
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>>108416673
Cringe
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>>108416653
Fact: There are no funny comedians except the ones I like
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>>108416680
I know you are memeing, but how can women be oppressed if they are literally half the population?
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>>108416680
top kek, I guess women are funny after all just listen to this roastie dropping bombs
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>>108413532
nice try jew
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>>108416680
>the funniest people are the ones who have never experienced any sort of hardship
get that stick out of your butt, maybe you can sit down and enjoy some real comedy
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>>108416680
>In fact, now that women are actually getting a chance to thrive, they are outdoing men in comedy, if not pretty much everything else.
Haha. Good one, fella.
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>>108413532
I agree Andy Samberg. Women are funny. And if people find women not funny, its not because said woman isnt funny. Its because youre a sexist.
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>>108413627
One of those things is correct.
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>>108416797
>says nothing about the jews
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>>108414162
Dawn French.
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>The International Ballroom where the Golden Globes are held are divided into three tiers of seating -- libtards, snowflakes and cucks
>We wanted Sandra to read that one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xh-CHqrE9gk

Jesus Christ he's worse than Raimi
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>>108416797
>still falling for the feed the world meme
How did Live Aid not redpill these people?
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>>108416797
>when half your shoe collection could feed a village in Africa for the next five centuries and you complain that others aren't doing enough to feed the poor
Jeepers.
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>>108416797
How much do jewish lobby groups like J-Street and AIPAC raise? How much money is owned by Synagogues? How much money is in other jewish NGOs like the ADL and SPLC?
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>>108416749
Because literally men have held them back since oh I dunno? Forever...so sock of you alt-right incels pretending to not know what womyn are talking about when we bring this fact up. Or maybe it's just your stupid monkey man brains which only think with your penis. Fuck off sexist fuckstick.
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>since there have been men and women
That had to evolve at some point once we became humans, right? Or is he saying there are chimp comedians too and they predate the human species?
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>>108416797
>What is Israel worth, like 500 billion dollars? This is great. Sell Israel, take a big chunk of that money, build yourself a gorgeous condominium with all the amenities- swimming pool, tennis court... waterslide. And with the rest of it Feed the whole fucking world.
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>>108416006

Basically anything Regina says, first one to come to mind is the "so you agree then?" scene.
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>>108416797
>not knowing that the vatican is owned by the Rothschilds
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>>108416927
If you consider Chimp's men and women, then sure
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>>108416797
$500 billion dollars divided by 7.7 billion people is $65 dollars per person
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>>108413532
What is this guy known for besides being married to Joanna Newsom for whatever reason?
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>>108416942
America literally could, but they refuse not to

They want a wall instead
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>>108415388
Why is it that women can write funny but not act funny?
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>>108417007
the US already gives away like $20 billion per year, if the problems were a simple matter of money they'd be fixed already
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>>108417007
that's enough for 67 hamburgers
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>>108416960
>"so you agree then?"
Sounds shitty.
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>>108417011
having a successful run on snl, making the movie Hot Rod, and having successful albums with his comedy rap group
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>>108416922
How can men "hold back women" if women are equal in every way to men?
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>>108417033
>America literally could
I'm gonna isolate the first part of your comment for memetic purposes.

Nice dubs.
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>>108413532
*dibs fredora*
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>>108413532
he (((knows)))
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>>108416166
>>108416312
>>108416408
>>108416518

Can't believe this fucking autist actually made me waste half a minute of my time screencapping this shit.

I'm >>108416960 by the way.
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>>108417007
Good argument

fucking libtards, owned
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>>108417033
You know hunger comes back, right?
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>>108414162

despite not being a comedian whatsoever, I think Adele is naturally funny, during her live shows at least.
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Women aren't funny and should not be allowed to vote.
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>>108413532
ofc there are funny women with cunts

theyre just not good at standup
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>>108417242
>he has 4chanX
lol
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>>108416797
>and then you can sell it again, and again, and again, and again.... infinite money

fuck me she's saved the world
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Women aren't as funny as men for the same reason that men dominate every other profession, art or creative endeavor. Men have to focus on it for survival, whereas women just have to focus on finding a man for survival.
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>>108417033
We spend like 3 trillion a year on gibs, but apparently 5 billion for a wall is too much? Fuck off with that shit m8
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>>108417007
you don't need to feed the first world
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I think to be comedic requires a higher level, observational understanding of culture and society. When you have this, you can pinpoint certain aspects and exploit them for a comedic effect. Women generally seem to lack this objective understanding and are more interested in reacting to society and how it perceives them (attention seeking can be part of this). Some men are like this too but many men don't really care as much, which allows them to be comedic. Idk if that makes sense. In general, women are more interested in being a part of the herd, and even if they arent interested, they're still very self conscious.
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How did this dork pull and absolute babe like Joanna Newsom
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>>108417242
>being baited this hard
oof
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>>108417033
>the wall costs trillions of dollars
Why are leftists so fucking retarded?
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>>108416876

>Two Jews on TV talking to me like i'm somebody

Well look at that
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>>108417476
It is one of those magic walls that doesn't need to be maintained? Faggot.
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>>108417476
the great white savior's work is never done
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>>108417642
Shit you're right. Maintaining a wall would cost trillions of dollars. Drumpkins BTFO by logic and facts and also epic win
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>>108417642
cost of maintenance is much smaller than the cost of illegal immigration
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>tfw Mensa-certified 144 IQ and realize that Drumpf is objectively the best president out of the past 4 or 5 presidents
And he will win again in 2020. Who stands a chance against him? Biden? Warren? Tulsi Gabbard? Fucking Berncuck? Lmfao
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>>108417642
We spend a trillion on a shitty fighter jet, give 38 billion to israel, billions more in other forms of foreign aid, a metric fuckton on being the world police, but god forbid we spend a fucking drop in the bucket on a wall and maintenance.

Tactical penny-pinching. Suddenly everyone is a lolbertarian about government spending.
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>>108417679
>Saving anyone
Its a wall not a charity project.
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> tfw 89 IQ with a masters in poli sci and voted for bernie
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>>108417767
The wall won't stop illegal immigration.
>>108417693
I never put a dollar amount to it, funny enough neither will you fucking cowards. Why don't the red states on the border just build their own wall?
>they will just go around!
There is this stuff called water, large amounts of it sit in massive amounts called oceans. If the wall not being complete somehow makes it now work, I've got bad news for you idiots.
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>>108417838
This 100%
Drumpf will get his wall too. Screencap this. He can hold out as long as he wants but the Demorats will feel more pressure as time goes on.
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>>108417914
>The wall won't stop illegal immigration.
It will reduce it and make it harder to illegally migrate. Don't tell me you're the type of brainlet who thinks that unless something is 100.00% effective, it's worthless. By that logic there's no point to having traffic laws stop lights because accidents still happen.
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>>108414414
>Ellen Degenerate
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>>108417488
Most of the world isn't in the first world.

If you spread out $500 billion among the 6.3 billion people living on less than $10/day and divided that by $10/day, you could support them for only 8 days each.
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>>108417914
>The wall won't stop illegal immigration
It will stop a significant amount of illegal border hopping. If you're talking about people overstaying they're visas, that is a separate sub-issue which also needs to be addressed.

>haha I didnt say how much it would cost
Which is exactly why your point was so fucking retarded.
>why dont u just build segments of a wall durrrrr
Dont even know what the fuck you were trying to say after that and I certainly dont give a shit. You're fucking clued out and probably inebriated like a typical leftist burnout.
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>>108417979
> unless something is 100.00% effective, it's worthless. By that logic there's no point to having gun laws because shootings still happen.
Gun laws don't prevent gun crimes, better get rid of 'em!
It will do almost nothing, the people who are willing to walk thousands of miles will also, believe it or not you fucking idiot, hop on a fucking boat and go a few more miles.
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>>108414414
Does Ellen Degenerate even pretend to be a comedian anymore? Last time she's ever done her pathetic standup was probably in the 80s or early 90s, and since then has just been during her lesbo daytime talk show shit.
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>>108414162
The lady who played Pearl in mst3k was good.
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>>108418000
what do the stats look like if you ignore the undesirables: africa, the middle east and south east asia
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>>108418064
>Gun laws don't prevent gun crimes, better get rid of 'em!
Absolutely, you fucking retard.

>people will use boats
And they already do. It is much harder than simply walking across. This is a moronic argument.
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>>108417914
Will it stop drugs from passing through though?
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>>108418064
>hop on a fucking boat and go a few more miles
So they funnel everyone to one of two points where they can easily be met by border security agents? Fucking genius.
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>>108418061
They will just build more tunnels or go around in boats, they get day passes, 90 day visas and never leave. Fucking moron, it will do almost nothing.
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>>108418064
Let's assume you're correct and a wall doesn't work.
It's only a few billion dollars. A drop in the bucket. Literally fucking nothing in terms of the federal budget. We spend far more on far less. If the best you got is "lol it won't work" then who gives a fuck, build it anyway and let's see how it pans out.
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>>108418153
It will make it much harder for people to walk across in the middle of the desert with massive bags full of drugs.
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>>108418164
that's a hell of a lot better than literally nothing
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>>108418103
She just did a Netflix special a couple of weeks ago.
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>>108418162
>typical retard on the right doesn't know about the tunnels
Faggot.
>>108418153
No faggot, tunnels and boats still exist.
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>>108418140
>implying wypipo would be included in the people she feeds
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>>108416897
>How did Live Aid not redpill these people?

Out of sigh and out of mind. Like trowing away recycling. They don't know if does any good because they don't have to think about it anymore
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>>108418215
>money no longer matters as long as I feel better
cost effectiveness goes out the window when it is a pet project of the right. Fucking hypocritical faggots.
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>>108418164
Not sure if you're a troll or a brainlet. Next you will say there's no point to locking my door or my car, because someone determined enough can always kick it down, break a window, or hotwire the car. I guess since carjackings and B&Es still happen, that we should just not bother even installing locks in cars and houses at all.

It will still mitigate the amount of migration by making the literal barrier to entry harder to overcome. Not everyone is going to be able to dig or find a fucking hole.
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>>108418198
Then mission accomplished
>>108418217
>tunnels and boats still exist.
That sounds alot harder then just walking now doesn't it faggot. Plus destroying one tunnel will set them back.
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>>108418164
>the wall makes it much much harder for people to cross
>therefor it is pointless
Terrible logic. No shit they will build tunnels. Still not a reason to not have a wall. Or do you really think your average spic will simply dig a tunnel and get away with it, just as easily as walking across?
>90 day Visa
Separate sub-issue which also needs to be dealt with.
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>>108418269
>alot(sic) harder
It is one more step and a small additional cost.
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>>108418269
Plus the border tunnels are mostly used by drug smugglers. You think they're going to just allow free passage by normies rather than only their drug mules? lolno.
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>>108418290
>much harder
Never said that faggot, it will add at best one small additional step and a small cost.
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>>108413627
>guy named Samberg looks jewish
fuckin a on the detective skills chief
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>>108418217
>typical retard on the left doesn't know that sensors can track the digging of tunnels and border agents will shut it down before it gets even close to being finished.
Again, the wall would mean all people would be funneled to smaller points like a traffic jam, where they will be swiftly met by border security.
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>>108418290
>the gun laws make it much much harder for people to commit crimes with guns
>therefor they are pointless
Terrible Logic. No shit they will still get guns Illegally. Still not a reason to not have gun laws.
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>>108418259
The amount of money it would cost is nothing in the long run, especially when compared to how much money it will save in the long run. Leftists are suddenly libertarians who want to save money as soon as border protection is suggested? you're a propaganda victim.

>>108418217
>No faggot, tunnels and boats still exist.
So? it makes it a lot harder for an average mexican to cross if you have to dig a tunnel or take a boat. You're a dumbass.
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>>108416835
???
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>>108418379
>censors along the border protect against tunnels.
All along the border huh? Source?
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>>108418413
>88 IQ brainlet leftist lecturing someone in logic
lmfao

>>108418361
I'm not really sure what you're saying, you sound like a fucking moron to bh
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>>108418420
>pretending they build their own tunnels one by one and can't share a boat.
Faggots.
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>>108418311
>It is one more step and a small additional cost.
Its alot of additional steps, digging for days and do you really believe no one is gonna see them digging?
>>108418333
No they're going to share and everyone is going to be one happy family just like they are in america.
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>>108418460
>all along the border
Holy shit you're fucking retarded. Stay in school.
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>>108415445
This. Women can be funny but they suck at stand up
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>>108418420
>Leftists are suddenly libertarians who want to save money as soon as border protection is suggested?
Clinton and Obama both reduced the deficit.
Trump, Bush, Bush, Reagan all increased the deficit. How are democrats not the better party when it comes to saving money?
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>>108418503
>pretending they build their own tunnels one by one and can't share a boat.
>Mexican citizens sharing boats and tunnels with people they're trying to runaway from.
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>>108418503
Well what are you proposing? there are a few tunnels which will be in high demand? ya, that makes it much harder to get in illegally for your average mexican, and it limits the throughput of potential illegals greatly.

Imagine there are unlimited mexicans waiting to cross the border. If there is no wall, thousands or millions can simply walk across in an instant. If they must go through a small tunnel, it limits the total throughput greatly. It's simple logic. But you're too stupid to understand it.
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>>108418527
What are you on about? So the tunnels sensors are only in very select spots? Their are gabs and it is still effective some how?
HOW DOES THAT WORK GUISS? How could something have gaps and still work, please explain this concept to me.
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>>108418617
>decreased the defecit
Not even sure if that's completely true, but it doesn't really matter. Obama more than doubled the already tremendous debt, and has less to show of it than Bush, who was also a fucking retard.

Democrats are the best party at wasting money. But party politics are retarded, and so are you for invoking them.
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>>108418689
You fucking dumbass. That's not how a sensor would work. You wouldn't have sensors set up all along the border, you would have a truck or machine of some kind which would drive along the border to detect them. Fucking christ you are a bad critical thinker, and your spelling is just as bad.
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Paula Poundstone. Certainly not one of the greats, but I find her funny and props to not ever having any vagina jokes and rarely joking about her body or her relationships/sex.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sESeHnz0z2s
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>Democrats tell Trump they want to negotiate
You know this will never happen. Also, Democrats and Repubs have both been going on about fixing border security since the 90s, but they never get around to it. Trump actually starts working on it and they go apeshit.
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>>108418817
Did you miss the part where a right winger claimed they had sensors or something? It is not my claim.
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>>108418863
Negotiation is give and take, for the wall Trump will have to give something up. You do know how negotiations work right?
Pro-tip: One side doesn't get everything while the other gets nothing.
Shame you fucking morons didn't do this when you had majority, but I guess you faggots are stupid.
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It's so fucking dishonest how they're saying shit like "a border wall is a waste of money!" or "it won't work!". Yeah, suddenly the people who want nigh-unlimited gibs are all about physical responsibility.

The real reason they're so vehemently against it is simple: more migrants = more future democrat voters. Nothing more to it.
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>>108418896
Oh man. I'm not even trying to be rude, you are just really fucking stupid. Ya he said there would be sensors. You are the idiot that suggested they would be placed along the entire border, instead of just intuitively realizing that you can have a mobile sensor. Are you female?
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>>108418969
>Negotiation is give and take, for the wall Trump will have to give something up. You do know how negotiations work right?
Wow dude, what a profound fucking insight. You obviously don't pay attention to news, or you get your news from terribly unbalanced sources. Trump has already offered them lots of stuff. You absolute dumbfuck.
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>>108419007
>mobile sensor leaving massive gaps
>mobile border patrol leaving massive gaps
>one is ok, the other no
There are not roads along the border, I guess these trucks do a ton of off-roading? I doubt that, faggot.
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>>108419072
>lots of stuff
Not enough. That is what happens when you wait till you no longer have majority like the giant faggots you are.
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>>108418979
I don't think the average person who is opposed to the wall wants more illegals, they are just legitimately propaganda victims. They don't realize that the dems have been suggesting a wall since the 90s, and now Trump is trying to act on it, suddenly the dems make up a bunch of bullshit about how the wall isn't needed/won't work or whatever, and they eat it right up.

They are so deluded by partisan politics that they can't think objectively or realize when their thoughts aren't logical.
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>>108419152
So why don't red states on the border just build there own wall? Then introduce laws that makes it really hard on anyone who employs or houses an illegal, force them out of the area? Oh wait, big government needs to step in since you guys love big government. Can't solve a problem on a local level, shameful idiots.
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>>108419275
Now you're just making nonsensical bad-faith arguments. Borders are a federal concern.
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>>108418979
The wall is a symbol for nationalism. It's one of the primary ideological divides between left and right. The question;
>should we help less privileged people from other countries or should we just look after our own interests.
basically divides politics globally right now. In Europe, in Israel, in America.
It's probably the primary ideological divide between liberals and conservatives. The idea that people are responsible for themselves, vs, that society is responsible for the most vulnerable within it.

The wall isn't just 'the wall', it represents all of that. I'm not saying that I even disagree with trump, but try to understand the significance of it.
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>>108419103
>trucks can't do off roading
>it is entirely out of the question that shitty dirt roads can be made along the border
Please just shut the fuck up, you've already been humiliated enough, even if you're too clued out to realze it.

>>108419148
>not enough
You don't even know what I'm talking about. You thought Trump hadn't offered anything. It is very obvious that you have no idea what you are talking about, and no matter what Trump offers, the democrats will not give him a few billion for a wall. And you, being a blind partisan, will side with them no matter what, because you're an NPC late night corporate comedy pawn.
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>>108419275
they aren't allowed to, only the federal government can control immigration
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>>108419275
That is already something that is being considered you fucking retard. You are really poorly informed.

>>108419333
this too
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>>108419380
To be fair, Trump could work at a state level eventually, if he absolutely has to. It's a shitty compromise though, and I doubt it will get to that point. The demorats will eventually cave from the pressure as it becomes increasingly obvious how childish they are being over 5 billion dollars to protect the border.
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>>108419333
>wash my hands of all responsibility
I agree borders are a federal concern, this does not give you the right to spend money on stupid shit. If conservatives want something done, do it yourselves. Nothing is stopping you other than your own lack of resources and ability.
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>>108413532
women are funny, just not on purpose
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>>108419468
>Nothing is stopping you other than your own lack of resources and ability.
16 year old detected
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>>108419342
they should push for reforms to make immigration easier then, not make it a fucking free for all
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>>108419468
You know nothing of american civics. That's not how this works.
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>>108413532
Rather than listing examples...
>Women ARE funny!!FACT!!!!
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>>108419510
Sure, but don't underestimate how important symbols, perception and ideas are in politics. Policy follows.
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>>108419342
I agree with that, but the issue is that's not what the opposition is saying. Anti-immigrant people are open about stating pro-nationalism and taking care of our own people. The opposition is hiding their intentions and hiding behind bullshit like "it won't work" and "it costs too much" which are bad-faith arguments on their part. They're lying, they don't give a shit about any of this.
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>>108419407
>being considered
any day now faggots, any day.
>>108419380
Tell that to the guy I linked above you, you guys need to get your story straight, you faggots want it both ways.
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>>108419521
Americans civics don't work on a local level and only are successful on a federal level? Go on.
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>>108419585
>totally avoiding the argument
typical beta leftist. just leave, you are obviously out of CNN talking points.
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>>108413532
>women are funny, here's a list of women being funny in sitcoms and movies!
those movies and shows had male writers, they're just reading the script

>... here are some funny standup women!
those are just the same period/vagina jokes over and over again

>uuuuhhhhh what are you sexist?
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>>108419670
retard detected
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>>108419671
A CNN talking point is that conservatives are claiming two opposing things; that they are in the process of building walls at the state levels, while also claiming that it is illegal to do so?
Source?
Can't help you are a silly faggot.
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>>108419580
From a liberal perspective, many conservatives are giving equally dishonest arguments, because they rationalize what they want in economic and pragmatic terms, but the real driving force behind their ideas is that they don't like mexicans.
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>>108413532
I want to fuck his wife.

>>108414162
Maria Bamford, Nikki Glaser, that Roosterteeth chick... I'm usre there are others.
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based styx breaks it down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mdt_HEA5330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn8qRAcYtA8
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>>108416797
aaaaaaaaaaand whats Israel worth?
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>>108419717
The claim that guy made that civics on a local level mean red states can't build walls while civics on a federal level allow them to build walls more easily is retarded, I agree. You have no one opposing you at the local level, but you faggots wait till you no longer have the majority to push for your wall. You waited longer for no reason other than to make things harder on your own dumb ass selves.
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>>108419778
Me too anon, me too. He's married to probably the most talented woman in the entire entertainment industry. It's not a surprise that he has a high opinion of women lol.
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>>108419738
>that they are in the process of building walls at the state levels, while also claiming that it is illegal to do so
Why are you conflating what I said with something someone else said? I know why, it's because you don't have an argument, so deflect to that. Cowardly. I'm not a conservative either, I'm left wing on pretty much every issue.
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>>108414162
Kizuna ai. I always laugh when she goes "sugoii!!!"
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>>108413532
God he has a punchable face. Doesn't help much that his personality is shit too
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>>108419840
>You waited longer for no reason other than to make things harder on your own dumb ass selves.
Nope. Again, you have no idea what you are talking about. There are other ways to get the wall, but they are less desirable and should be avoided, especially since the dems will eventually be forced to cave and give Trump his 5 billion to defend the border. TThis is because people will increasingly realize how childish the dems are being over the whole thing. Trump can wait far longer than them.
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>>108413532
women aren't imaginative enough to be creative, it's that simple. when you have men think for you most of your life it's hard to write good jokes unless you just steal them from men comics.
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>>108419580
Also, since when in political discourse, is it practice to stick purely to arguments which accurately portray your true interests? Everyone is guilty of using whatever rationale is available to advocate for what they want.

They literally all say what they say based on polling that shows how it will be received. Politics is a game of the ends justifying the means.

The entire thing is disingenuous.
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>>108419861
You faggots want it both ways, get your story straight. Feel free to prove yourself correct and that other right wing fag a liar if you want, and link a source you lazy faggot.
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This thread is about women not being funny. Why is everyone discussing Trump's wall now?
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>>108420032
>dodging this hard
fucking hilarious. you are pathetic.
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>>108419956
>waiting till republicans are no longer in charge, to make things much harder, was 3d chess all along.
It is nice a psychic who claims to be able to see the future has joined the ranks of delusional right wing faggots.
You know one of the other ways Trump could have got the wall? Pushed for it when Republicans were in charge of the government, would have been much easier.
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>>108420088
because libcucks have low IQs and need simple concepts explained to them in detail

>>108420032
>assblasted libcuck resorts to homophobia
hypocritical piece of shit
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>>108420130
I have no idea which faggot I am even talking to, are you the faggot who claims walls are illegal at the state level, the faggot who claims they are being considered, or some third faggot? Either way, get your story straight, something as simple as a single linked article establishing either of those as true would be enough, why be so lazy? Provide a source for your claim.
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>>108419846
>>108419778
Imagine those callused hands tugging on your dick.
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>>108420147
>waiting till republicans are no longer in charge, to make things much harder
not really. it wouldn't have been any easier. thanks for showing you dont' understand how govt works. also, many establishment repubs hate trump (ie mccain, flake, romney etc), so that would have held him back just as much. both the establishment dems and repubs want illegal immigrants for what is essentially slave labour, dumbass.
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>>108420185
>assblasted libcuck resorts to homophobia
>He go low? I go high!
Nice try faggot.
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>>108420253
>getting a smaller amount of dem votes isn't any easier than getting a larger amount of dem votes.
Faggot, waiting did to make it harder.
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>>108420185
>>assblasted libcuck resorts to homophobia
>hypocritical piece of shit

not him but calling someone a faggot isn't necessarily homophobic, calling someone a cunt isn't necessarily misogynistic and calling someone a nigger isn't necessarily racist.

I'm sure you agree, and you might want to try holding people to your own standards, if you have any integrity, rather than holding people to what you assume are theirs. Or maybe have a little but more self awareness when you call someone a hypocrite.
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>>108414162
Ahem.
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>>108420214
>i'm too retarded to know how politics work
>provide me an article from google
any search result about trump and the border wall results in corporate msm fear mongering about trump invoking a national emergency. try it out for yourself. it's not worth my time to educate some kiddie on 4chan.
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>>108417523
Tig Nataro
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>>108419957
>jewbergs wife plays the harp with extreme virtuousity and basically invents a genre of music and a style of playing and is a talented poet
>incel thinks women have no creativity

i mean you're even generally right, but this is a poor situation to bring it up in lol
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>>108420258
>rules for thee but not for me
typical left wing pants shitter

>>108420304
>implying leftists wouldn't shit their pants if someone used faggot or nigger as an insult
Disingenuous or retarded. And I don't care about him using those words, but his fellow demorat thoughtslaves would. Sorry for pointing out this fact.
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>>108420328
>any search result about trump and the border wall results in corporate msm fear mongering about trump invoking a national emergency. try it out for yourself. it's not worth my time to educate some kiddie on 4chan.
What the fuck are you on about?
One right winger claims its illegal to build walls on the state level
The other right winger is claiming they are already building walls.
I want a source on either of those claims and its seems your statement has nothing to do with either of those claims directly. Which of those two claims do you think your statement refutes? Help me out, faggot.
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>>108420457
>leftist
Define leftist, this is like all those 'Define alt-right' posts.
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>search youtube for anything remotely political
>first 4 pages are full of CNN, Fox, MSNBC, BBC msm bullshit
absolutely fucked. they are obviously paying to have their bullshit shoved to the top. I don't even want a right wing source, I just want something that isn't dishonest corporate spew.
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>>108420457
>implying leftists wouldn't shit their pants if someone used faggot or nigger as an insult
hipsters say it ironically, it helps they tend to live in areas where there's no black people, think dan harmon who can't open his mouth without dropping a nigger
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>>108420536
So what do you watch atm? Might help us lead you to some other sources.
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>>108420494
I'm telling you that even if I cared enough to educate you, google is unable to provide anything but corporate msm bullshit articles about Trump declaring a national emergency or whatever. It does not yield specific results that I am interested in. I don't want to waste time sifting through pages of unrelated garbage just to satisfy your cowardly ass, it is not worth my time.
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>>108420457
So, you're going to call me homophobic if i call you a faggot, even though i'm a liberal, not because you're holding me to my standards, or to your standards, but because you're holding me to liberal cultural dogma standards? Thinking for yourself is hypocrisy? There's lots of liberals on 4chan, and almost none of them are triggered by the use of the word faggot.

For example, you could be some far right guy, with a black girlfriend, and say you're not racist, does that make YOU a hypocrite, just because many people on your 'team' would call you a race traitor and are racists themselves? Does that mean you can't agree with them about anything else?
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>>108420527
a partisan left winger.

>>108420596
I doubt you have any good sources for me. I watch styxhexenhammer666, Tim Pool, Jimmy Dore mostly. Anything corporate is dishonest and has a hidden agenda and is not properly held accountable.

My point is when I search youtube for news, nothing independent, left of right, comes up. This is a huge problem.
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>>108420631
>suck at google
>must be the worlds fault!
Oh poor you. I guess the right doesn't need to back up a claim because of their own personal failures. Where did this stuff about Trump declaring a national emergency even come from?
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>>108420666
You're the retard conflating 2 different people's arguments for dishonest rhetorical purposes. I'm simply pointing it out.
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>>108420733
Sources you may have already dismissed, try Secular Talk as well. Jimmy Dore is pretty great, ill check out those other two, thanks.
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>>108420763
>suck at google
Nope. Try it for yourself. Google ''can Trump work with states to build wall'' or something like that. It's all corporate bullshit that is unrelated. You're a retard if you think Google doesn't purposefully put all the corporate-approved shit right at the top.
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>>108420789
I wasn't the one who originally called you a faggot. I'm just calling you out on calling him a homophobe over it.

It's bad enough having SJW cry about how all liberals have to think and behave like them, but you cunts do it as well, its insufferable and it's hypocritical, and you always do it while crying about hypocrisy.
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>>108420789
That anon isn't the person who you are accusing of conflation, anon. If that maybe would help you understand their statement better.
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>>108420825
Sorry but secular talk is normie tier garbage. His analysis is terrible. He's too partisan.
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>>108420861
I was simply making a rhetorical observation.
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>>108420789
You pretend that SJW dogma is cancer, and then you actually complain when liberals don't follow it.
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The american left seems like a parody of what we have to deal with.
t. europe
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>>108420953
>complain
Nope. Just making a rhetorical observation. Also, I highly doubt you people would actually say faggot or nigger irl.
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>>108413688
Who was the last funny female comedian, Joan Rivers? I watched Ellens latestes special on Netflix and it was so dated I had to check the calendar, make sure hadn't slipped backward through time, Netflix would have still been a mail order service.
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>>108420915
No need to apologize, Jimmy Dore is good, you have solid taste.
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>>108416835
>>108418445
Both things being correct is a type of one of the things being correct.
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>>108420982
>>assblasted libcuck resorts to homophobia
>hypocritical piece of shit

you literally said that he was being homophobic.
and this isn't 'just an observation', it's a pervasive tactic that's extremely common here.
I don't understand why you cunts don't appreciate that there are people who also have disdain for SJWs.
There are lots of liberals on 4chan and hardly any of them are SJW. The uniting culture if anything, is a disdain for political correctness. But you cunts seem to think that is actually not allowed unless you're a conservative.
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>>108421024
Ya he's a socialist which I fundamentally disagree with but his analysis is generally on point. Tim Pool is a Bernie bro but again, he is balanced and objective. Styx is a libertarian who supports Trump but again, this doesn't inhibit him from calling Trump out. His analysis is god-tier, he called the last 2 elections pretty much perfectly and accurately predicts what Trump/the dems will do all the time.
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>>108421007
*latest
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>>108420982
Your logic is basically intersectionism.
>if he is wrong about one thing, he is wrong about everything
or
>he cannot be right about one thing, if he is wrong about another thing, because everything is related
or
>i refuse to have allies on certain issues, because either you agree with me about everything, or you're my enemy
so you refuse to accept someone who doesn't believe in political correctness, because they hold liberal values.

Guess who else thinks like this?
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Kaitlin Olsen is legitimately funny in Sunny and they do a lot of ad-lib stuff. No idea if she does standup but I imagine it would be fine. Julia Louis-Dreyfus also seems legitimately funny (as in comedic timing and delivery)
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>>108415284
>you can't make this stuff up
>literally made it up
hmmm
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> Photos from We-Vibe x Shedoesthecity’s Sex & Comedy Stand Up Night

Think the one in the middle might be blind, or retarded or something. I'm laughing at them, not with them.

http://www.shedoesthecity.com/good-vibes-photos-vibe-x-shedoesthecitys-sex-comedy-stand-night
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>>108421349
Julia Louis Dreyfus is really funny, she wasn't a weak link in that cast at all. If anything, some of her writing let her down.

imo
george > elaine >>>> jerry = kramer

and veep is easily the best thing any of them have done since
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Oh shit. Saw the other picture of her:

> Courtney Gilmour launched right into things, talking about how being a woman with missing limbs, she is a living fetish. We also got to hear intimate details of the night she hooked up with a fellow amputee, who had a hook.

Yeah, that's gonna haunt me.
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>>108414162
Emma Stone is better at comedy than drama
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>>108417033
>refuse not to
What is the opposite of refusing not to?
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>>108416006
"She doesn't even go here"
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>>108420088
Because Magatards get triggered by absolutely anything
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>>108416680
If women were opressed theyd be fucking hilarious.Funny people are often suffering you know?proof women suck at comedy.Life in easy mode.
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unironically lena dunham is a good writer and s1 of girls is funny
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>>108421572
agreed, and just like Seinfeld, I believe Dee is one of the strongest characters in the show. There isn't really a weak link but I'd say that Mac is the weakest of them all, and I don't really keep up with it (though I will watch S1-5 on repeat forever and not get tired of it), but Charlie has become kind of annoying in that Charlie Day hates playing a retard and insists on including all these plots about Charlie being some kind of savant, so I'd say Dee beats him too.
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>>108416680
I guess women can be funny. Thanks for proving me wrong.
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Burgers who use 'ass' as a suffix have unwittingly declared to the world that they accepted the vocabulary of the nigger.
They discredit themselves in an instant.
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>>108422220
>tips
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>>108421621
>Yeah, that's gonna haunt me.

Ha ha! Anon. Imagine the fisting you would receive
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>>108422458
I want a tip-job so bad guys
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>>108421928
>Buzzkills

They don't really know what that means, do they?
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>>108413532
>fucking idiot ass men

Why do they always add in these ad-hominems? They can't just say "these people who I disagree with are wrong"
They have this compulsion to say "These dumb stupid meanies who I disagree with are wrong"
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>>108419349
nobody, you pathetic swine
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>>108423367
because it's not an idea which he respectfully disagrees about, and maintaining the pretense of civility towards behavior you despise is either passive aggressive or pathetic
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>>108416351
Chad's aren't funny, borderline suicidal dudes are funny. What do Chads know about self-loathing?
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>>108416139
I'm second Bamford. She's also a fantastic voice actress.
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>>108423367
>Why do they always add in these ad-hominems?
Because they're cucked numale faggot snowflake NPCs.
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>>108417033
>>108417642
>>108417914
>>108418217

This guy's right.
It'd be much better if we follow the Democrat plan for Illegal Immigration:
Doing fucking nothing because illegal immigration means lots of welfare-dependent illegals and anchor-babies who are guaranteed to vote Democrat.
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there ARE funny women but hollywood has a fucking boner for promoting only the unfunny ones
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>>108424775
that's a lot of buzzwords for a supposed PC
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>>108413532

>Leftist weasel in the Media-Industry loudly virtue-signals so he can have some Social Insurance.

Typical. How long until he gets #MeToo'd?
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>>108423367

>Why do they always add in these ad-hominems?

Because they're legitimately angry.
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>>108413532
unironically the funniest person I've ever met was a woman
she was also a dyke though so take that how you will
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>>108424903
whoosh
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>>108413532
Brave and thought provoking. I too am mad about things.
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>>108424539

Bamford was funny, until you found out she wasn't pretending to be crazy -- she actually was crazy. Sent off to the loony bin where all the doors have the locks on the outside.

That made it all just sad, rather than funny.
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I'M GONNA POST IT

I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL FUCKING POST IT
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>>108420088
con-dumbs literally cry about fucking anything
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>>108416797
>There are people who actually think this is a smart comment, and they're allowed to vote
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>>108425193
t. catholicuck
how many kids did you diddle today?
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>>108420088

Because Leftists are literally obsessed and have to interject their revolutionary politics into anything and everything.
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>>108421793
>>108425166

Funny how it was a squealing Leftists that first injected it into the conversation, but it's still somehow the opposition's fault.
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>>108425271
BASED retard
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>>108414162
Kristen Wiig is funny
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>>108425100
>mfw the rice part
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>>108413627
this
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>>108424903
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>>108413532
>Berg
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>>108414162
Maria Bamford
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>>108417778
>t. fat white trash in some flyover state
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>>108416028
Rictus smile and dead eyes.
There is no soul in that beast.



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