Blue beards edition
Star Trek if for faggots prove me wrong
>>108404504I- I cannot!
>>108404438Tilly is so fat she tried to eat Data's emotion chipTilly is so fat she uses nanites to clean her butt crackTilly is so fat she tried to order a burger from the sonic showerTilly is so fat that she needs self-sealing stembolts to keep her uniform from ripping apartTilly is so fat that Starfleet designated her mouth a blackholeTilly is so fat that two guys can fuck her at the same time and be on different planetsTilly is so fat they have to upgrade the pattern buffers in any transporter she's usingTilly is so fat that she has to say "two to beam up" when she's transporting alone
>>108404361Attention Bajoran workersAll female Bajorans report to my quarters immediately for inspection That is all
>>108404556I love DS9!
>>108404361Blue CakesFull Frakes
>>108404545wtf why did the Cardassian Central Command sticky this?
>>108404361Star Trek destroyed our country.>>107903550
>>108404464>>108404542>>108404545>>108404619>>108404856Spam is bad.
>>108404873Based “spam is bad” spamposter
>>108404873sPaM iS bAd
>tfw you are 229
KC stop spamming
redpill me on Acoochiemoya
>>108404798I think you're right. Kurtzman said in an interview that the big brains from The Cage would appear on the show at some point.
Getting tired of the "Spam is bad." spammer.
>>108405075he did nothing wrong, he just wanted to talk to his ancestors and PLEASE NOTICE ME, MOMMY JANEWAY
>>108405104Then you should probably stop spamming.
>>108404798>the seasons going to end with him going through the accident that cripples himDoubtful. They may foreshadow/reference it, but they seem to be aware of and sensitive towards the overall plot canon for whatever reason. If I had to guess i'd say it's because by doing so, it helps accomplish their goal of literally paving-over classic Trek with this woke perspective. The canon that they gleefully rape is the visual and technological canon, which they give zero fucks for preserving. And then of course you have all the character assassination. That's on the menu as well.
>>108405104Imagine how tired he is.
>>108405202Spamming is life, these threads wouldn't have been possible without spamming
>>108405279I disagree, but the only way for you to prove me wrong is for the spamming to stop.
Will it be kino?https://youtu.be/ztEgRsTD0KQ
>>108405279>these threads wouldn't have been possible without spammingTrue enough. Lord knows, we need the content.
Bashir: I can't stand touching my fucking shoelaces. Ever go to tie your shoes and you notice the end of your laces are wet? Come on, why would they be wet?O'Brien: I've got no fucking idea.Bashir: You go in the public bathrooms. You stand at the urinals...Sisko: Oh fuck. Come on will ya.Bashir: He's asking me and I'm telling him and frankly it's important. Even if the laces dry and even if you don't touch the body of the show, bacteria and virus migrate from the sole up.Quark: You see this on TV?Bashir: I gotta watch TV to figure out the world? Your average men's shit house is a fucking sewer. You look at lady's johns you can eat maple walnut ice cream from the toilets. Eh! There's exceptions. But the men piss all over the fucking floor, urinals jammed with cigarettes and moth ball cakes. Even if you keep your shoes tied, and your laces aren't dragging through urine....O'Brien: (trying to eat his lunch) SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!
Is it bad /trek/?
>Valley bringing his stale FaceApp materia to the general and making us hate Ensign Pretty.Just like our cultural marxists do.
Threadly reminder that even Jesus is tired of your banal fetish for a crappy 60s sci-fi show that was only marginally better than Lost in Space and Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea.
>>108405552Reminder to keep it friendly. A lot of us were bullied in school.
>>108405552you didn't reply to me last time, so again, why should we care what a kike on a stick thinks?
>>108405694some of you guys are alrightdont come to the next /trek/
>I wuw /twek!
>>108405803>saving the thumbnailanon...
>>108405694for good reason fag
>You saying you wouldn't pound her mound?
>>108405754>dlockst9.jpgThat's clearly from st8 though.
>>108405840Tilly is so fat that Garak tried to take her measurements but the sizing scanner returned "to be continued".Tilly is so fat that when she heard they would be travelling through a mycelial network she made sure to bring a spoon.Tilly is so fat that even Riker wouldn't touch her with a 10 light year pole.Tilly is so fat, her blood type is yamok sauceTilly is so fat that she has her own sector of spaceTilly is so fat the transporter scrambles her signal into an omeletTilly is so fat that she doesn't explore the galaxy, the galaxy explores herTilly is so fat she was stationed on Regulus but her fat rolled over into Cardassian space
>and I think it's gonna be a long, long time...
>>108405840Can you stop posting this fat ugly whore? Imagine watching Star Trek with its billions of waifus and you become obsessed with this fat troglodyte
>>108406038You're one to talk, posting non-trek reacs!Shameful!
>>108405716Jesus Christ is the Way, the Truth, and the Light of the world. Not sure I can spell it out any clearer.
>>108405552Don't use Jesus to defame Star Trek.That is immoral.Jesus good.
>>108406151HBO is welcome in all threads.
>>108406163Just go watch some porn, for God's sake anon.
>>108406200>>108406038Who should Marc Antony play in a Trek series?
>>108406318>Captain Asher, a maverick renegade zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>108406151Romans = Romulans = Star TrekTherefore HBO Rome is /trek/
>>108406348Subspace = Tony's DreamsThe Sopranos is /trek/.
>>108406394Do you masturbate to women's faces?
>>108406394Have some Tasha Yar
Mods hate this image apparently
The USS Guantanamo Bay
>>108406684A bit jewey
>>108405221Considering its clearly stated in TOS that the Klingon Federation war ended in a stand off in fear of mutually assured destruction and looking at STD end season one with Klingon ships literally in orbit around eart I would assume their idea of "canon" is pretty loose.
>>108406569in the last season they murderer his character tho, he did lots of wrong there.
>>108406755>their idea of "canon" is pretty looseUnderstatement of the fucking year right there anon
The USS Quentin Tarantino
>>108406740Geef goilfren pleezhe
>>108404361Really nice attention to detail on the monitor in the back in this scene.The people working on this show seemed to really care.Unlike STD.
>Deh minstrel boi tuu de war has gonn
watched the picardo wakes up alone on the ship episode. that was really fun and fucked awfully lot with my head. wasn't so sure at the end what to think, then i rememberd it's just a series and the whole show is basically a "hologram/illusion"
I really wish they would have either kept the same uniforms or gone all-in with the DS9 uniforms for Generations. Seeing both interchangeably is pretty jarring.
>>108406937>cecilyadamsShe's dead, Jim.
>>108406827I can't wait for the scene in STD season 2 where some catastrophic fuck up due to Pike not listening to Burnham causes him to have to sacrifice his body to save the ship while telling her to get to the bridge "and be what everybody knows you can be"
>>108407018>Adams, though a non-smoker, died of lung cancer on March 3, 2004.AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA eat shit, anti-smokers!
>>108407024Picard was too laissez-faire then. Jellico or Keogh wouldn't have put up with that shit.
>>108407040I hate how right you are. Then all of a sudden Spock's long-lost half-sister who we've never heard about is also a former captain of the Enterprise we've never heard about.
>>108407129>Spock's famous father he never mentioned, even after it was known he was coming aboard>Spock's estranged half-brother he never once messaged and even McCoy seemed unaware of even though they shared a consciousness
>>108407202I feel like they should either do a show-set or film-set. Mixing styles looks dumb.
>>108407202>Gates McBloatedface>Tasha McLargehands>Deanna UngaBunga>Manlet Bodycast Laforge>Sour Lemon DataPicard and Riker aint bad though.
>>108407055Are you retarded
>>108407272Spock and Sarek were estranged and they hadn't spoken for years. Sybock was a radical who had brought shame to the family. Those are good reasons for Spock not talking about them. What's the excuse for Michael?
>The shitposting is strong! The spam is strong! The shilling is strong! But the /trek/ thread is stronger! The shitposters, spammers and shills do not know how strong the /trek/ thread is! The /trek/ thread will drive them back! The /trek/ thread will be victorious and then the posters will live in safety, free of their evil!
>>108407202>*sheepish voice* hi, valley forge. *looks down*
>>108407439based resistance fighter
>>108407129Hopefully they keep this shit shunted to the discovery but god knows they'll drag the enterprise down with them. You wanna know what sucks the most? You could build an entire season around Kirk being on the Farragut and dealing with having to save what evers left of his crew and tie it into STD with no problems but since the writers see to only have the surface level knowledge of the original series they'll just completely ignore it
>>108407409Why would McCoy not know about Sybok even after Spock's katra was in McCoy's head?
>>108407500Here's a thought: Maybe they don't give a shit.
>>108407530Oh fuck me, that is an excellent question
>>108407409They were ashamed that she was a nigger.
>>108407500I take back what I said about Picards being fine. I think the only good one from the pictures you've shown is Worf.
>>108407530They weren't merged though. I thought they were two distinct consciousnesses occupying one body. Also, do we know that McCoy retained anything once the ritual was finished?
>>108407530Here's a thought: Because the writers fucked up.
>>108407530Perhaps Spock's desire to keep hidden/shame associated with the memories were so strongly imprinted on him that he repressed them.
>>108407589Here's a question. If Vulcan is hot and sun-baked why aren't all Vulcans like Tuvok? Why are there white Vulcans?
>>108407272You could easily argue that Sybok being the long-lost brother of Spock was a mistake and STD should't have gone the same route by giving him a step-sister (human and woke), especially when we're in the pre-TOS era. At the very least, we met Sybok during a movie and we know what happens to him - somehow they'll have to completely make Michael Sue disappear since Sarek, by the time we meet him again in TNG, didn't give a fuck about her.
>>108407500The shading you try to put on them just makes them look like dirty hobos
>>108407700>imp. vulcan doesn't have polesgg
>>108407700Vulcans are logical and using the appropriate UV protection sunscreen is logical!
>this triggers the strayan
>>108407743post your minis then
>>108407508There are many interesting things they could do without disrupting canon. However, there seems to be a certain selfishness with these people. They want to supplant Star Trek and replace it with their "version" of it. It's not enough to just contribute to something as great as Star Trek and add one patch to the quilt. They have to redo the entire quilt to show how terrible the first quilt was and make themselves feel superior. The beauty of piggybacking on PC/Progressivism is that they don't ever have to accept any criticism and can deflect it as "muh bigotry" or whatever.
>>108407740I do argue this. STD was a mistake. I just don't believe that it's *more* of a mistake than all the other mistakes in Star Trek.Spock's adopted sister is a mistake on the same level as Spock's half-brother, not something worse like /trek/ likes to pretend.
>>108407740I hope they do, but I have a feeling they won't because they really don't give a shit
>>108407885Her uniform is incorrect. You are dismissed.
>>108407935well it's worse because she's a black woke human mutineer unstable psycho Qween
>>108407935Sybock wasn't so notable that everyone should have known about him. The issue with Michael is that they are setting her up to be a really important figure in Federation history. As such, it is implausible that people don't know about her.
>>108407935Well you could argue making the same mistake again is worse. But where Sybok is "fine" is in his story being central to the narrative of V so him being Spock's brother is a thematic decision. Burhman has no real reason to be related to Spock thematically in the show but for us to have a reference point
>>108407752So white Vulcans are eskimos?
>>108408102I SAID you are dismissed.
>>108408095Sarek is a really important figure but nobody knew that he had a son named Spock, not even the people preparing the Enterprise for his diplomatic mission.
>>108407788>how DARE you insult my painting skillz
>>108408102>thuswhat a gaymo
>>108408204that is retarded
>>108408348I love Star Trek despite Star Trek's retardation.
>>108408204Perhaps they didn't mention it out of respect.
Who else think that that guy playing captain pyke for Discovery season 2 looks fucking boss?
>>108404504wish I could t b h
>2400+ hours of trek to discuss>Dukat did nothing wrong, hasperat, sexual organs, just posting "star trek", etc, etc./trek/ needs to be euthanized for the sake of the board.
>>108408544>that one bossy kid who always try to make everyone play and act like he wants them to
>>108408618You need to take a serious look in the mirror, dude...
>>108408544Let it die
>what in the... I specifically asked for no green cubes in my food cube salad
I won't rest until /trek/ is nothing but memes and pasta. I swear it!
>>108408724>oh well, guess I gotta fill up on vulcum
>>108408544>discussion about Sybok and Michael Sue>anon instead bitches about old shitfuck off>>108408204That's true and we'll just have to excuse that with "for the sake of drama". But I guess if you wanted to, you could say they didn't really poke into his life that much (his son's identity was irrelevant to his mission) and that's why it came to everyone as a suprise. I also wonder if the old claim of Spock being the first half-Vulcan/Human hybrid plays into this, since if that were true, then Kirk and MocCoy should've known a lot more shit about him (unless the Vulcans didn't really talk about a successful hybrid outside of vague mentions).
>>108408767>vulcumThat's just nasty
>>108408844And you know whose it is too.
>>108408813Why didn't Kirk and McCoy look Sarek up on Federation Wikipedia beforehand? Maybe they're just really incurious. That's a good trait to have in explorers.
>>108408960Wikipedia was destroyed during WW3. All data on the internet was erased thanks to the EMPs.
>>108409040EMPs don't destroy data.
>>108408960No clue. McCoy I get, he only had to greet the guy and show up at the brunch they had. There was really no need for him to care about the details of who was who. But Kirk is a mystery.
>>108409040The replacement for Wikipedia is called "Memory Alpha", they talk about it in TOS.That's where the Star Trek wiki's name comes from.
MATH FUCKING ROCKS!
>>108409061Pretty sure massive amounts of Electromagnetic Radiation will erase the magnetic tape that stores the data as well as frying all of tge electrical components used to access said data
>>108409103Well then maybe they're lazy
"star trek" posts are the laziest shitpostslike at least try to be funny and up your game you losers
>>108409343>at least try to be funnyAiming a bit high there, bud.
>>108409343Ugh. We get it, you like Star Trek. Big deal.
>>108409401the discord is those losers who complain about memes and then shitpost the laziest shit?that is cringe and gaystar trek is for faggots after all
>>108409478you got me all wrongi like to shit post here and bully nerdsbut saying "star trek" and nothing else is just lazyif you want to shit up the thread at least be creative or funny
>>108409608>arguingyou have autism because we are debating
>>108409608It's like going to /natsoc/ just to hitlerpost
damn we lost one one of our niggas got banned by the real enemy
>>108409533Gonna cut yourself with all that edge there, senpai.
>>108409843The struggle is real
>>108409843Probably the star trek poster
>>108409876it was ironicallyi dont like "star trek" posts and posts like it because they dont even provide a laugh but he has the right idea to shitpost at leastsee you in a few days, bud
This is just blatant.
I’m pretty okay with Discovery but I would have traded it all for my comfy Michelle Yeoh-led Captain Georgiou show where she is basically a slightly more militant Picard. I’m interested in the potential Section 31 spinoff with her mirror counterpart if it happens though.
>She's all yours, anon.
>>108410056what? learn to read
>>108410300Impressive, very nice.
>>108410265well the "see you in a few days" was mean for the banned anoni can see how you got confused
>>108410436>the "see you in a few days" was mean for the banned anon>meangg
>>108410486hi Gay Guy
Stop posting this ugly ginger bitch
treknobabble explanation for what Spock did here? years later still don't fully understand it but have a general idea of it
>I was nearing the end of my time with the posters of /trek/ and frankly, I was glad to be leaving.
>>108408544>2400+ hours of TrekIt's only about 585 hours of m8.
>>108410995he had to repair the core, there's nothing to crazy about the idea that you'd have to shut the ship down and let it decontaminate before you go into a more delicate part of the engine for repairs
>>108411158>It's only about 585 hours of m8.Lay off the booze, bud.
I just watched Enterprise.Wife likes the taste of my piss.
>>108411308nani da kore?
>DS9 fags still holding on to their gay ass memeThat's a big YIKES from me
>>108411177Is there somewhere I can get better awareness of how this works and the layout which tells me what that.... Thing is
>>108411370>too pussy to (You) me>>108411370Get>>108411370Dabbed >>108411370On
w-what happened to the other two?
>>108411342Is this some anime reference?
lol look at this faggotlook at his gay smilethis is who they root for
I want to eat her lips.
>>108411601Looks sexy as fuck to me
>>108411663yea because you are a gay fag duh
>>108411601>>108411704gg versus 229: Whoever wins, we lose.
>>108411704we dont need the lazy commentary, Gay Guy
so basically star trek is for faggots especially DS9
>>108411843Spam is bad.
Far out! Tubular!
We should have received Trek directed by Lynch. There's enough shit in this series that's beyond weird to begin with, I feel like he would have done a good job. Not even a full movie either, maybe a VOY two-parter
>>108412249>david lunch so weird and kooky and not bad and pretentious xD
any of you freaks actually cook your own meals anymore?I just made baked alaska with parped hollandaise, creped shopee with a side a crusted dollipinas, stew of nance. you know, the worx
>>108409843thank God, you spammers are the biggest faggots
Just watched the last STD review from SFDebris, he is way too nice. He thinks it's fine to have holograms and all that shit even if it contradicts the canon.
>>108412249David Lynch makes unwatchable slop that, if lucky, looks just good enough and has an OST just listenable enough to get through a short portion of it.Most overrated "famous" Hollywood director, just after Tarantino.
>>108412322All I'm saying is that in every series there's at least 2 if not a dozen episodes where the crew starts to hallucinate or lose touch with reality in a real Twilight Zone kind of way. Lynch is all about that stuff. It could work, but he's too old now.
>>108412332None-a-dis exists, diploid!
Why are people so defensive about Disco?
>>108412421I'm just saying David Lynch is pretentious and garbage
>>108412522No, but seriously, that sounds just okay and that's fine and all but what I'm making is great.>Bacon-wrapped scallops>Tossed salad with freshly cut vegetables and fermented Kimchi>Fresh Broccoli from my Grandpa's garden>Pickled cucumbersYou know, the worx.
>>108412334Starfleet had holographic technology in Enterprise. Reed uses holograms for target practice.
>>108406481is she the one who got culturally enriched by that other culture?
Do you guys believe the future will be a trekian utopia?
>>108413192do you believe that santa and unicorns exist you fucking childish nerd
Shake Malone and his henchmen are gonna lynch you /trek/, use your Trekspert skills to escape this predicament.
>>108413300I love Tilly!
>>108413223:( I thought trek was supposed to be nice...
>>108413406welcome to the real world, nerd
>>108413442I don't wanna post here anymore.
>>108413476well heres the door out >>>/tv/
>>108413395>computer, beam these food alien people out of the ship *sips can of zero ultra*
how comes this is never discussed?is it worth watching?
>>108413835>how comes this is never discussed?right there, bud
Why can't /trek/ be witty and sharp like /who/?
the poster above me is a faggot
>>108414233Based>>108414171You're a faggot
>>108414290It was a fair question. I consider Star Trek to be a rather intellectual show so I was surprised to find that it's 4chan namesake is so pedestrian.
mak new tredt
>>108412404/trek/ is creative!
>>108413835The animation is terrible but the art itself is good. It has some good episodes but never reaches the height of TOS, watch for completionists purposes but not for anything else really. Though yesterday's enterprise is pretty good
>>108414736>never reaches the height of TOS>*INHALES*
>>108414804TOS has some kino moments boi I dunno what you're talking about
>>108414866whatever, dude lmao
>>108414736Spock is a mad man with the phaser in TAShe literally fixes every problem with phasers, he is like the mozart of phaseers
>>108415075Have some imagination, bruh
>>108415004>>108415075>>108415156someone give the vulcandorian klingon ridges just to piss this guy off
>>108415213based idea brugh
>>108413168Ayyy, you jealous white boi?
pic of the she devil scam artist. NOW!
>>108415430yes>>108415004and give him trill spots running down the sides of his face
>>108413835It's a rich source of memes. I like TAS personally. I actually prefer the animated intro to the original TOS intro.
>>108415213>someoneOh, you're an "ideas guy". All talk, no walk.
>>108415573Leave him alone. At least it's content.
>>108415617This poster is the biggest enabler of spammers and shitposters in all of /trek/.
>>108415678>drunk>only interested in his work for potential money and sex>later pretended to be inspired by a grand visionHe was based on Gene Roddenberry.
This poster>>108415744 is the biggest faggit in all of /trek/
>>108415744Look, what would this general be if all we did was boo people for not posting "good enough" material?
>>108415822It would be good.
guess this means we gotta just "spam" and funpost even harder
>CAPT’N! The re-flux indicators are off the charts and the traction coils are all shot to hell and the transfusion receptors are acting up and the nacelle oscillators are all over the place and the metagenic bio-filters are all in pieces and the subspace inhibitor’s got sparks flying out of it and the transporter buffers are off line and the photon infuser is not responding and hull polarity is at 9% and the trilithium pods are unstable and the axionic transwarp carrier is down for the count and the magnesite-nitron grappler is about to blow and if we don’t get the electroplasmic buffers up and running, there’s no telling how long she’ll hold!
>that first biteyep, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout
The dumbest part about VOY is that the showrunners felt they had to set it in a new quadrant, as though the Alpha Quadrant's been spent and there's nothing more to see there. In reality, One quadrant alone would contain far more worlds and species than a show could ever hope to portray.
>>108416064this actress is one of the most beautiful women in star trek for real for real
>>108416127Spam is bad.
Why do I get the feeling there's like 5 posters who never fucking leave /trek/?
>>108416127Had the show lived up to its premise we could have gotten some real high-stakes drama. Sadly the syndication mindset meant everything was "back to normal" by episode's end.
>>108416192because you never leave /trek/
>>108416192Shitposting in /trek/ makes up an unfortunate amount of my day
>>108416224She would have made DS9 much more interesting
>>108416151Stop talking like a god damned retarded nigger.
>>108416316What if we had a whole thread just like this post?
>>108416318no, you cracka ass nerd ass cracka
>>108416360it would be awesomeand that one anon who is always complaining would just be losing his shitwhile everyone is just typing "star trek" over and over
>>108416360Next one. I'll get on it.
How come they banned VF?
>it’s a Kira and Dukat episode